610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
http://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out next Wednesday (June 8th)!
Applejack's practical mechanical skills are surely borne out of most of a lifetime of farming. How much formal tutelage does she have, anyway? She's not as well-read as Twilight, but she still has some appreciation for books- presumably she's at least got a basic education. But what she does know is quite serviceable for daily farm operations and repairs (usually). There's even the occasional set-up with a little more inventiveness. So how well could she ply the trade elsewhere?Is Big Mac as skilled as she is?
>>27534037
Previous thread.
>filly
PONIES
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Episode preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqmxjC89O9c
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
612 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Nyx wants you to keep it down in there.
I don't even like fillies.
This is police. We were notified you are hiding here illegal boops.
>>27538590
You've been in bed all day
Feeling alright?
Do you need some soup?
>>27538587
Can I kiss the PONIES?
All of you are niggers
>>27538621
But Nyx wasn't there.
>diapers in fog
>>27538587
tiny magical equines?
>>27538590
Oh, I'm going to keep it in there allright.
>tfw accidentally created a friendship problem
I have failed you, Celestia
>>27538632
Touch me and I'll break your face~!
>>27538636
yes
>>27538630
Mwah! The pony!
>>27538632
yo yo yo yo yo!
Filly cock vored her colt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPhaG1ud38
>>27538661
Well then carry on
>>27538664
HOL UP
>>27538662
Princess Celestia's bush needs a trimming
>>27538694
Scooter's death in Tales From The Borderlands feels like the perfect ending to the show and fandom.CATCH-A-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
What's in pony news today?
>>27538664
I'm a big fan of brown Twilight.
>>27538739
EXTRA EXTRA NOI IS BEST FILLY
>>27538739
NYX HAS COOTIESShe got them from Noi.
T U F T Y
>>27538761
Is that Zoe?
>>27538761
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all week
I bet the Equestria Girls have, like, a whole range of shampoos designed for washing their chest tufts.
>>27538772
It bothers me mlp blatantly stole from LPS's designs.
>>27538761
>>27538776
I like it.
>>27538701
I wonder if the princesses' bush are ethereal like their mane/hair
>>27538761
Is this ever right? Can you really stack two good things on top of each other and make an even better thing? Something doesn't add up.
>>27538793
>two good things
There's only one good thing in the picture
>>27538761
>fluffy human chest
hmmm, interesting.
>>27538796
Is it the purple ta-ta's?
>>27538803
It's the tuft
Nothing related to EqG could ever be good
is it tuft time?
>>27538761
man, that artificial purple fringing is triggering my /p/ sensibilities
>>27538796
Twilight is okay, but I understand if you think she's good.
>>27538813
Oh man, I want to dive into that pegatuft!
>>27538802
>human
>>27538813
It's always tuft time.
>"Fillies, Chief."
>"They got these...big moe eyes. Soulful & glistening. Like a dolls."
>"When they come atcha'..they don't even appear to be livin'. Until they hug you."
>"Then..ah then you hear that high pitched squee'in, and inspite of all the fussin' an hollerin'.."
>"They all rush in and hug you to pieces."
i am going to equestria to save derpy
>>27538911
>"I can see now!"
>"..Kind of."
>"Quit staring at it.."
Nyx came
Mission Objectives:Retrieve the coltEliminate all the fillies
Daapi is pretty much top horse.
>>27538933
Filly cock vored the colt.
Mission failure.
[Retry]
[Watch instant colt-death replay]
>>27538933
That sounds pretty gay, I'm going to enact the mission select cheat and do the mission where I have sex with all the fillies.
>>27538954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41LRTWJttts
>>27538933
Which colt?
>>27539020
>just got done playing a game where my team literally ran into every single turret that was placed
>spent an entire game healing and resurrecting people because no one would shoot at the turret for some reason
>Torbjörn gets play of the game of course
>>27538806
But that's wrong you dip
>>27538739
A serial booper was arrested.
>>27539033
What a fat ass colt oh man I'd bully him so hard in school and push him into a bush and kiss him and put my benis in his stomach until his belly button lint was lodged in my dog so I could push out a long stick of old backed up semen that had hardened, covered in lint, so he could use it to floss my buthole pubes from his teeth after sitting on his moist and pushing his tummy around while is jiggles and slapping it
>>27539149
You okay, friend?
>>27539146
Are they sure they got the right guy?do those trees spell NOI
>>27539122
Sunset Shimmer can really warm your heart.
youtube.com/watch?v=XqnbYUG6Bn8
>>27539146
serial boopers go STRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL
Why aren't any of the mane 6 allowed to have little brothers?
Do little girls not identify well with having a little brother or something?
>>27539180
Most of them do.
>>27539178
That's why I want to marry her
>>27539146
oh great now we're going to have some psas on the dangers of boop addiction
>"And I would've gotten away with it too! If it wasn't for you meddling foals! And your little Nyx too!"
>>27539237
Nightmare nightmare mooooooon.
>>27539237
So Nyx is like the scrappy doo of MLPG?
>>27539244
Goddammit.
>>27539250
I'll break you, so leave it.
>>27539257
>I'll break you
What are you? Bane?
>>27539275
I was actually thinking of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLJNLiw3yao
>>27539222
Yes, marry the pony.
Insert your penis into the pony
>>27539314
What if pony inserts its penis into me?
>>27539314
Insert the pony into your penis
Filly has you in her sights.
>>27539326
>>27539326
I have her in my cocks.
>>27539033
>>27539149
Wow what an awful ting to say to a little pony
>>27539381
Is she going to beat up anon?
>>27539317
What if you insert your penisinside of her penis?
You reach the front of the line in the Equestria migration department.
The clerk on duty hands you this form among others to fill out and indicate your eligibility for immigrating to Equestria.
what do
>>27539401
I hope so that would be fun to watch
>>27539401
I don't know, she IS a little pony...
>>27539409
Tell me more
>>27539237
>>27539244
>>27539250
Nyx is worse.
She'd be Speed Buggy or Jabberjaw.
>>27539410
the "why me" is 90% of 4chan.
>>27539341
GET OFF OF MY ROOF YA DANG FILLIES
>>27539433
>Dissing Jabberjaw
No respect.
>hey guys did i ever mention i have a brother in the 10 years we have been close friends
go fuck yourself
>>27539401
>>27539381
What's she gonna do?
>>27539473
Then she's going totake Rumble out to get ice cream, right?
>>27539450
Honestly Anon, look at her family.
Would you mention that family to anyone?
>already a ton of porn of the mom
stop fuckin horse moms
>>27539450
It'd be better if, instead of writing in a new character that's allegedly very close to Fluttershy, they just wrote Fluttershy out of the show altogether.
cant a pegasus just build a cloud shack anywhere they want
>>27539537
Wait is there a preview I'm missing?
I've been absent a few days...
>>27539450
I never mention my family to any of my friends unless they ask. That or my sister talked to me at school so I had to explain who she was.
>>27539555
>>27538589
>Episode preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqmxjC89O9c
Just came out today.
>>27539537
>stop fuckin horse moms
>>27539568
can anyone tell what the borthers cutiemark is
>>27539568
what the fuck the dad looks older but the mom looks super young
>>27539551
Thought you were talking about Twilight for a second, that would have actually made sense
>>27539583
looks like some wind squiggly marks and a sun
>>27539483
>
>>27539493
Why not!?
>>27539626
I think it is time for the dreaded filly hat technique
>>27539410
Which one of these is Fluttershy's brother?
>>27539568
Oh geez its finally happening.
Feminazi in Equestria.
What changes?
>fluttershy's father steals and hoards all the best clouds to himself
what an asshole
>>27539626
Scootaloo's winning
I wanna be spiroasted by Flutterbro and Flutterdad in there extremely gay living room
>>27539568
>Fluttershy's dad has the same whispery, soft-spoken voice
>>27539745
I want him to whisper nice things to me and tickle me with his gay mustache
Thoughts on daughter pone? I jus finished watching Saddle Row.
She's super cute. Reminds of Pearl in that episode where mr. krabs wants her to style up the krustykrab. Well meaning and energetic but utterly clueless and with awful awful ideas.
>>27539793
I thought she was pretty visually unappealing
there are a couple of people around here that dug her though
>>27539793
I thought she was really annoying. I don't particularly like dumb teenagers
>>27539808
Whoa you mean you found an annoying character annoying?
what is mare juice?
>>27539793
she was cute, reminds me of people here like anonymous and flyingsaucer
>>27539818
Love nectar
>>27539818
Why don't you squeeze a mare until some comes out?
>>27540028
UPDATE?
>>27540048
Yes and anon is wearing a pip boy for some reason.
>>27540048
Yes.
>>27540073
It's a one-panel joke only.
>>27540028
>>27540081
>nothing happens: the comic
this bottle of "filly juice" is really good
what's in it?
>>27540100
It's still got cute ponies in it that are... maybe 80~90% still in character. That's okay.
>>27540115
filly's apple juice
>>27540100
I don't understand how a comic that looks so good can be so boringand downright stupid
>>27540130
Is boring as fuck because nothing happens and when something is about to happen is some kind of "l-lewd xd" shit
>>27540117
>80~90%
You're being too generous
>>27540150
Well, let's be honest here. We haven't seen a lot of ponies beyond the initial group and the two OCDNS ponies.
Celestia: Anon, myliege.
>>27540146
Did that whole thing about humans being magic and shit amount to anything? Was it even relevant to the plot?
>>27540130
non-english creator guarantees broken writing and terrible tropes
>>27540122
oh, thank goodness
i was afraid she had bottled her vaginal fluid and tricked me into drinking it like last time
>>27540161
Dunno I only know that everyone want his magic semen.
Celestia: Anon, mydude.
>>27540167
She's going to sell it during the weekend if you're want more.
>>27540170
Let's go pick on some nerds, princess
>>27540161
They're verifying it at the moment. Apparently human spooge is the Super Saiyan Serum for ponies.
>>27540199
>Apparently human spooge is the Super Saiyan Serum for ponies.
Heh
Oh wow.
Oh fucking wow
>>27540199
Okay, but why?
>>27540206
>sperm is used to power up a girl by fucking them
that's actually a surprisingly common erotic fiction element that I've run into on the net...
>>27540225
Because everyone want to fuck anon I think.
>>27540236
That doesn't make it good Anon.
>>27540225
Because, apparently, when the earth was thrown out of orbit and the original unicorns magicked up a new sun, the ambient magic was absorbed by humans like pouring water into an empty barrel. Unfortunately for humans, they weren't born with magic for a reason, as they can't use it fast enough or process it properly, and over time overload and explode. Unless you're Discord, because he is almost outright stated as a human that mutated himself so far he could actually survive the amount of magic he channels. And of course lost his sanity in the process.
>>27540238
No I mean why would ponies even care about a powerful potion in the form of human semen if all their problems can be solved through friendship.
It's not like fucking anon is going to raise their friendship levels.
>>27540242
but if its a common erotic fiction element, that still implies that a large number of people get off to the thought of it; and erotic materials aren't about "good" or "bad", they're about "Will people fap?"
>>27540262
Because it seems like his semen can turn you into an alicorn of cure all your deceases and shit not to mention is a good excuse for the mares tolust over his dick
>>27540258
How high do you have to be to come up with this stuff?
>>27540284
Not the slightest. You just need to be Finnish.
>>27540295
>finnish
oh shit is nasse.
>>27540274
So why is anon fucking Celestia and not some disease ridden mare down on her luck.
What effect is his magic jazz going to have on a pony that's already perfectly healthy and an alicorn.
If the answer is to get stronger or something stupid I'm going to go back to asking why ponies would even care about that.
Don't care, cute and suggestive mares.
>>27540301
>implying Nasse draws
That's a laff m8.
>>27540321
If that's all the comic was I'd have absolutely no problem with it
>>27540316
She's a greedy bitch anon.
how can you even fuck something as little as a pony
>>27540081
thats not what twily says, she always yells at me to fist harder even when i am going at full force.
>>27540321
this guy is like how tex could have turned out if depression hadnt crushed him
>>27540335
there is nothing little about twilys vagina
>>27540334
Okay next question: what the he'll is so special about anon other than his enchanted spunk. Because, correct me if I'm wrong, even Pinkies mom was dtf before they even established anon had magical cum
>>27540335
Alicorns are 6 feet tall; they're actually TOO big to comfortably fuck unless you're either exeptionallly tall or standing on a stoll.
A normal pony you'd probably have to be kneeling or having them on a bed or something for a proper height.
>>27540381
We don't know but I like to think they can feel his magic spunk.
>>27540389
>Alicorns are 6 feet tall
yeah
including the big fucking horns on their heads
who is the prettiest filly
>>27540412
IT'S SWEETIE BELLE
>>27540412
THIS >>27540416
NOI IS SECOND BEST FILLY
>>27540412
>>27540416
SILVIE
>>27540341
>she always yells at me to fist harder even when i am going at full force.
>>27540422
WHO THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK IS NOI
(is this a new pone in the last couple episodes I'm still catching up)
>>27540426
THIS ONE IS PRETTY OKAY IF NOT FOR THE GLASSES
finally some flutterfamily incest
https://mod-lumineko.tumblr.com/post/145329373737/flutter-family-fun
>>27540446
>new
>>27540426
i want to tell her she's pretty
i want to whisper it in her ear as we snuggle
>>27540446
Noi is a fan name for Cloud Kicker's sister
Shes been around since S1
>>27540446
NOI IS THE BEST FILLY SINCE S1 YOU TRIPLE BRONY
>>27540468
>>27540446
err I meant carrot tops sister
i have too many sibling pones in this folder dammit
>>27540444
Twiggy is sad that Anon can't please her
soooo... is Fluttershy adopted or what?
>>27540449
Looks like Applejack's got some competition in the ol' incest department.
>>27540446
>not knowing about best filly
>>27540493
why do you say that?
she's pretty much a perfect combination of her mom and dad
>>27540491
Do you think Twilight could fit her entire owl up her asshole?
how ponutty do you like your ponuts?
>>27540468
>>27540469
>>27540483
>>27540506
She was not always called Noi.
I don't believe it.
>>27540400
Why does anon have to be magic why can't the ponies just be sluts?
>>27540531
if there is a dick too large for twily she just sends the excess dick into fluttershy
>>27540544
Its not even her actual name
its a fan name, its been around for a long time but it wasn't actually used much around here till one anon started fillyposting her
>>27540531
Her asshole is actually a portal to another dimension
>>27540560
And what's her actual name?
>>27540389
>coming home from a long day of work and seeing Celestia earnestly standing in front of the fucking stool
>>27540554
>a dick too large for twily
>>27540544
Noi is her fan name, it has been around forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJqZMSzfAU
>made on July, 2012
Would you let Flutterbro crash at your place for a little bit?
>>27540560
>till one anon started fillyposting her
Yeah I noticed that too but didn't understand it.
She's a perfectly acceptable average of cute fully.
>>27540586
Well I'll be darned.
>>27540570
I've yet to see her pop up in merchandise yet so N/A as far as I know currently
the name Noi popped up around the same time the anme Alula did for Cloud Kickers' sister
someone just pulled them out of their butt at some point a long time ago
>>27540600
She was tagged as Noi since the ponibooru days.
>>27540540
extremely realistic
and i mean extremely
dirty and everything
>>27540540
Hyper
>>27540593
i don't let man-bun-wearing hipsters crash at my place
Aura wishes she was popular.
>>27540593
Fluttershy's brother sounds like a fucking asshole
>smashing up dads decades-old cloud collection, just because he wanted to use the shed.
>>27540617
i like mine realistic but increase the size by 200%
>>27540389
>Alicorns are 6 feet tall; they're actually TOO big to comfortably fuck
MANLET DETECTED
>>27540625
>>27540629
This but with boobs
>>27540627I am so glad he's a passive aggressive asshole.
>>27540641
I need pictures of alicorns height shaming anon
>>27540624
Dude looks gay as hell
>>27540646
what are those ponies doing
>>27540646
>>27540646
having your cutiemark visible for all must be so great.
if you see a hot mare who has the a similar mark as you then you instantly know you would be friends
>>27540671unf
>>27540669
>passive aggressive asshole.
He is gay after all.
>>27540641
CELESTIA STOP TORMENTING THE SHORTIES
>>27540674
Do not bully him
>>27540627
>everyone dreaded it'd be basement neckbeard
>instead he's just a modern art major douchebro
I can take pride in my NEET status in that I actively try to minimize my impact on the household
>4 hours
>223 posts
>>27540696
PRINCESS NOI
>>27540671
>>27540690
biglestia thread?
>>27540693
The main thing that had me worried about this episode was me thinking he was going to be a pony who had some serious self-esteem issues and the plot would be resolved by Fluttershy of all ponies telling him to get over it.
I was never concerned about his appearance because if he ended up being a disgusting slob I could at least laugh at him.
>>27540674
fucking hipsters with their man buns
>>27540715
Those legs are awful. They're not nearly horsey enough.
>>27540684
>candy, brushing and blank flank
>similar
>>27538589
When in doubt, filly.
>>27540879
I want more Sweetie Rarity interactions.I would kill a pony for a Rarifamily episode
>>27540879
rip sweetie's squeaky voice
I wanna make Dash ahegao
>>27540879
>we are the cutie mark ni-ggers
MAKE
EQUESTRIA
STRAIGHT
AGAIN
>>27540879
Or colt.
>>27540939
I will force every single stallion to kiss to prevent this dark future.
>>27540671
>>27540690
>>27540993
CELESTIA PLS
>>27540993
>it's a full blown escalator up to her butt
>kid anon is having fun running down the wrong way
>>27540993
Man I don't need this shit.
I'll just go fuck a better pony.
Pro Tip Celestia, that's almost all of them
>>27540993
>>27541029
I have a better idea...
>>27541062
>Celestia straps anons on different parts of her
>over the centuries some were forgotten and lost in her fluff
>their skellingtons still cling
>>27541105
>tfw weaver is beb and hats us
>>27540993
what did she mean by this?
>>27541117
I still don't get why he never bothered to improve his art.
>>27540993
She can always go for a bigger stud
>>27540993mom please
>>27541307
>>27541330
n-neigh
>>27541330
shoulders seem off
>>27541330I once called one of my highschool teachers "mom"
>Celestia
>>27540891
I'd rather have some Rarity backstory myself
>>27541330
I want to impregnate those hips.
Just look at those big udders for feeding her young.
You wouldn't have sex with your own mother, would you MLPG? Especially since she's a horse princess and all.
you see pony at your favorite restaurant
what do
>>27541408
ask what they're having
That house from the preview would be a lot better looking without those rainbows.
>>27541433
I hate it now
>>27541433
Pegasus houses are literally the best houses.
>>27541433
He's definitely going to shave Dash for redecoration at some point.
>>27541422
hay and oats
>>27541443
Listerally this
Princess Celestia's big, thick, motherlycastle
>>27541433
That honestly looked more like what I would have expected Dash's house to look like myself.
>>27541464
You'renice and should feel nice.
>>27541460
this place has good oats
>>27541470
Or Dashs parents
Unless they live in a literal cloud palace as well.
>>27541470
Her entire house is a cloud, bruh.
>>27541464
Princess Twilight's big, thick, motherlybook
>>27541479
Well that's what I meant >.<
>>27541492
I meant the house looked more like what i feel dash's parents house would look like, due to all the rainbows everywhere.
http://imgur.com/DHdZP8g
You wouldn't steal a filly.
>>27541534
I've got a coupon for buy 1 filly get 2 fillys free so that's practically a steal
>>27541534
I would encourage the filly to get inside my bag. It's up to her where things go from there.
>>27541578
how much does a filly cost
>>27541583
1 filly
>>27541578
Is this legit?
>>27541578
So they're a package deal? Sounds good.
>>27541583
15 bits.
>>27541596
I cut it out of Equestrians Illustrated it's got to be legit.
>>27540993
Imma scale that mountain.
>>27541563
I want to cat inside cat.
>>27541433
Either only have the lampshade or the curtain at the back be the only one with a rainbow and all in all this room would look really comfy.
>>27541639
I'm going to get NOI and Aura.
>>27541595
Fillies are not currency.
>>27541433
Do they have in-door clouds or is the roof just clouds? If non-pegasi visit do they have to swap the cloud pillows for regular pillows? How exactly do solid objects stay on clouds anyway?
Fillies are exchangeable for currency.
>>27541689
How much are fillies worth when compared to colts and mares?
>>27541697
There's probably an actual financial answer to this that a licensed horse rancher could tell you...
>>27541525
That ponup is threatening to swallow him.
>>27541578
>not combinable with colts
>>27541754
build wall late.
>>27541677
Then why is my wallet filled with fillies?
>>27541330
That's just my automatic reaction to authority figures.
>expect fluttershy's brother to be a fucking male fluttershy
>instead he's green
>his father's green
>THEY'RE GREEN
THEY'RE FUCKING GREEN
UGH
VOMIT
>>27541860
At least the women are completely fuckable.
>at last we are the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic™
Really?
>>27541843
>>27541843
Excuse me? I will slap that scrunch right off your face.
>>27541860
Wait, screenshots are out?
>>27541937
preview
I wish Princess Celestia were here to comfort meI want to die
Green is truly the worse pony color.
>>27541860
>[obligatory Green Isn't Your Color joke]
>even though that's technically Rarity
>>27541945
Coat your dick in icy hot to attract ponies.
>>27542002
oh no
did I forget to buy tickets
is that what this is
>>27542002
that's a cute pon
I'm kind of getting the feeling that zephyr is the younger sibling
>>27542002
her hair makes it look like she has tusks
it's cute
>>27542073
some poor fucker just got devoured.
>>27542073
i want to impregnate the pegasus
>"Uh, I meanWHAS REALLY GOOD, NIGGA?!!"
Happy sex with pony
>>27541563full where
>>27542002
Hey there Piss Shitter
>>27542108https://derpibooru.org/1168926
How have things been, MLPG?
>>27542165
>>27542171
long loose and full of juice
>>27542067
Are fillies a good source of ivory?
>>27542171
dorky
>>27542171
Pretty good
New horse looks dicey though
>>27542171
I still want to die
>>27542171
i want everyone else to die but me
>>27542171
Better. Calm.
Have a good night and don't stay up too late.
>"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"
>>27542258
good idea, i dont want to miss pony tomorrow
>>27542268
Pony can smell where you're hiding.
>>27542298
I should probably stop fapping to pony so much.
>>27542295
i will need 10 minutes alone with the body
Why were human tits so pointy in the 80's?
>>27542358
That's just how it was back then. Hair was larger, colors were brighter, breasts were pointier. Good times.
>>27542165
unf
pon
>"-and once my co-sign clears, my pony-inator-inator will be fully op-..Filly the platypony, are you even listening?"
>>27541870
How did they get away from this?
pony?
more like poo-ny!
Filly wants a safe space
It sounds fun!
>>27542358
What were you watching, anon.
>>27542171
A lot better since i started taking adderall.
>>27542555
I got prescribed ritalin.I don't feel any different at all.
um
>>27542658
NOI?!
O
I
?
!
>>27542668
>>27542685
NOI
O
I
>>27542690
>>27542693
NOI PLS STAY
>>27542693
what's troubling you
>>27542720
filly things
>>27542658
>>27542685
>>27542693
A-NOI-THA ONE
Noi a shit
pony won't stop kissing pony
i get the strong feeling that fluttershys brother has a yoga instructor destiny
you know that that means
>>27542621
Man drop that shit and take more wake me up drugs
>>27542760
They're both amphetamine salts though.
I just can't get hyped up.
>>27542744
I'm going to transformed into a stallion so that stallion will kiss me
>>27542827
>>27542744
Stop kissing pony, pony!
You have a boyfriend already!
Hello darkness my old friend
wondermares
wonderful colts
>>27542938
all of the colts are wonderful though
>>27542971
Well, yeah.
pony is ready
>>27543023
ready to be impregnated
>>27543023
Pony is drunk
Go to beb, pony
Transformation into a young mare.
Transformation into a young mare with a big butt.
Transformation into a youngdiamond dog
>>27543031
you gonna turn down a drunk pony?
>>27543073
>raping pony
Transformation into any foal of your choosing.
>>27543095
I can finally grow up to be my slutty mare oc?
awesome!
>>27543095
If I become a colt my filly likes and date her, am I hurting my real self, because she doesn't like me for me?
>>27542843
OTP
T
P
Nyx says your hoodie is comfy and wants to ride around in it again
>>27543137
wrap nyx in the hoodie
throw hoodie + nyx into the well
a worthy sacrifice
>>27543137
I don't wear hoodies you stupid OC shitstain
I wear leather jackets all yearlong
>>27543154
MODS
MOS
MODS
>>27543146
Hoodie flies back out by itself and lands in your arms.
oversized dicks
https://derpibooru.org/1017759preferably on stallions, but whatever
>>27543183
wrap a rock in it and drop it back down
>>27543190
It happens again.
Nyx appears to enjoy this.
>>27543154
HOLY FUCK
>>27543225
>"FUCK!"
>>27543225
Pinkie, give Maud her body back
>>27543240
fuck you pinkie pie
>>27543240
body swap episode when
>>27543184
>preferably on stallions, but whatever
No anon
hold fast
do not give up
>>27543225
This isn't right
>>27543252
I mean, I'd really like to see that picture with a cute subby stallion like Caramel
or this one with a couple of overly endowed Wonderbolts: https://derpibooru.org/1016723
but the casual hyper futa content is just so readily available
>Archer finale
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27543270
That's like settling for McD's when you could be having literally anything else
>>27543275
Was it bad?
I'm about to watch it.
>>27543270
I'm so glad Phurie is drawing again
>>27543275
Unrelated, but I enjoy that we now have at our disposal an expression(?) that perfectly conveys pure stupid autistic rage.
>>27543290
Same here friend
>>27543287
>making me remember it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
watch it, the only spoiler I'm giving is that they do the Planet of the Apes gag again
>>27543275
oh shit
last one I saw was where he "assassinates" his old college buddy
how many episodes behind am I
>>27543308
You're at the beginning of this season more or less
I wish I was you, but Archer is a show I've only binge watched when I started
>>27543318
oh wait, I did see both parts of the hostage crisis
anyone want a stram of 7/8/9/10 starting as soon as I can torrent them
>Dashie
Why does that name annoy me so god damn much.
>>27543369
>>27543373
Because you hate fun.
>>27543373
because it's a terrible nickname
>>27543374
Rumble wants to fall in the tentacle pit again.
>>27543375
Says you.
>>27543377
>>27543382
>>27543387Hey, I made that!
>>27543306
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK.
IT'S A GREAT EPISODE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
>>27543389
Neat
>>27543275
>>27543390
Archer is fine.
The truck "driver" luigi was archer the entire time, look closely: it's him with a mustache/hat.
Hell the robots even commented how unnecessarily complex the plan were.
If it gets renewed there'll be a funeral next season and he'll come back halfway/end of the season with a surprise.
Fug the bug
foals in the roofs
ONE DAY TO FLUTTERBROTHER AWOOOOO
>>27543414
I'm honestly kinda bummed. One of the things that I always related to Fluttershy with was that we were both only children.
I think this may be the start of me officially switching waifus.
>>27543414
Shut up, pony! Some of us have to go to work in the morning!
>>27543407
>>27543427
I want that guard to transform into a guard pony so I can pat him on the head
>>27543427
I want Chrysalis to cock vore that guard.
>>27543432
she's going to have to get another guard to transform into her cock first
>>27543432
>>27543433
>>27543434
hey, while we're talking about dicks
can you put me in a goo pod and make it so when I wake up from my coma I have a giant dick?
I want to buy stuff at the pony market.
>>27543477
I want to be a cuddlepony on sale at a market
>>27543434
OH SURE
YOU WANT TO COMMIT LOVE-LIFEFORCE SUCKING GENOCIDE YET SUDDENLY I WANT TO DIE INSIDE YOUR GENITALS AND I'M THE BAD GUY
I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIGEST ME! YOU COULD AND THEN CUM ME INTO ANOTHER MARE OR YOURSELF
#R00D
pony wears the socks
>>27543490
>This is why Chrysalis avoids Twilight's castle.
>It has a portal to some of the most deranged creatures imaginable in it and it scares her,
>She is convinced that Twilight is a deviant.
>>27543506
goddamn bugmonster
just let me love you so you get all big and cuddly
then you can turn into a bug cuddly pony
and I can love you even more
Great, now pony is gone.
>>27543490
unf
>Chrysalis will never cock vore you andcum you out as a broodmare
>>27543519
FILLY NO
Every time people talk about Chrysalis I instantly lose interest because it's all shitty bugmom and fetish stuff and if they're actually talking about her outside of headcanons then it's still boring because she's a shit character.
>>27543390
I TOLD YOU
ONE YEAR TILL NEXT SEASON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27543406
I like that theory, but the face doesn't look like Archer, it looks like a fatter lip and nose, 50/50 convinced
>Having his car drove around like that the entire season
Hearty kek
Anyways FlutterNEET EP placing bets for dank memes and REEEEEEEs I'm betting two dozen ponies that there's an anime reference if waifu pillow we all sudoku by Doritos and drinks
>>27543521
>>27543522
alright
>>27543522
hey fuck you too
>>27543527
are you okay filly
Every time people talk about Rainbow Dash I instantly lose interest because it's all shitty pizza shitposting and fetish stuff and if they're actually talking about her outside of headcanons then it's still boring because she's a shit character.
>>27543522
>Implying Chrysalis tentacle and cock vore porn isn't the best thing to come out of the character
>>27543522
>>27543536
I want to make a Nyx version but I don't want to insult Nyx either.
Every time people talk about Princess Celestia I immediately take interest because she's a pretty princess pony and I love pretty ponies and princess ponies and I'm not crazy about living in sunlight but I think I could get used to it if I could share it with her.
>>27543536
Celestia version when
>>27543533
Granny Smith killed that filly to gain her youth.
>>27543546
I don't think it worked
>>27543543
>Celestia anything
>ever
>>27543552
Celestia everything
always
>>27543547
Se just needs to kill more fillies in holiday styled ways.
>>27543555
She should kill some super old ponies and transfer her oldness in to them
>>27543555
just cock vore them already granny
they can't escape your stretchy skin
>>27543552
Celestia butt sure is nice.
Remember that fapping to anything x pony makes you a cuck
You're supposed to enjoy fucking ponies, not watching something else fuck the ponies
>>27543563
I'm a fan of Celestia bust
>>27543575
can I fap to the pony fucking me
>>27543563
It isn't nearly tiny enough.
>>27543578
I'm fond of both.
>>27543575
>Not working on a horse ranch.
>Not earning the trust of a mare.
>>27543598
both are nice
>>27543601
Real horses a shit.
The only good horse is a cooked horse
>>27543603
France plz.
I want to be wrapped in strong, handsome, caring tentacles that want to rape me but don't want to hurt me, making me feel nervious and doing it slowly at my pace.
Also I'm a pony.
>>27543613
I feel like you're not actually a pony, but merely pretending to be a pony to bait the tentacles
>>27543614
Then why do I have a horsecock?
>>27543618
you've spent literally any time whatsoever around Twilight Sparkle?
>>27543613
Roleplaying is against the rules mate.
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
SO COME ON, OPEN YOUR EYES
>>27543624
>complaining about roleplaying on MLP General
I'd wager you were the guy getting pissed over tripfags the other day.
>>27543622
No.
I'm still mad that Flutters dad isn't some hardened militant general.
>>27543641
Spoken like someone who was mindraped in to never being able to reveal what Princess Twilight Sparkle did to you
>>27543634
Anon, it's all he has...
Just let him blow his whistle and wave his hall monitor pass...
>>27543642
Honestly Anon, that always was a dumb idea
>>27543598
Did Celestia sit on a pie?
>>27543650
But they both seem like fucking doormats, and we know they managed to fuck and produce a doormat with the ability to stare down a dragon.
Where the fuck did that gene come in?!
>>27543642
I could walk into the Flutter family's house in a reunion and rape all of them and they couldn't do anything about it.
>>27543598
more of this
>>27543655
a cutie piethat's what she calls you sometimes
>>27543656
Anon, the other child is a passive aggressive hipster that is more alpha than the entire family.
Honestly, I think the family is cursed or something. Magic is the only logical answer.
Nyx does a synchronized dance with all the other fillies.
>>27543663
>Hipster
>Alpha.
I need a minute...
I am trying to mentally nuke Seattle.
Filly
>>27543676
post the one where she's in the suit pls
>>27543678
Don't have onphone
Filly should be undressed anyway.
>>27543657
But you wouldn't actually do that...
right?
>>27543685
how dare you
>>27543692
Does her family have ADT?
>>27543575
"cuck" really has lost its meaning
>>27543674
I lend you my power, brother Anon
>>27543708
I no rite it's empowering
I don't know what's so bad about being a cuckold. I mean sure you don't get sex but at least you've got a girl acknowledging your existence.
>>27543731
What i'm gonna need you to do is find a nearest gun and put it in your mouth and unload it, thanks.
>>27543731
I would let that pony make me fuck all of her friends
filly called you a cuck
>>27543759
fuck filly's dad to show her what's what
>>27543762
>try to fuck filly's dad
>end up fucking filly instead
>>27543775
shit
I don't want to go to prison
quick, where's a transformation pony who can turn me into a filly
filly needs your help with her new classwork
>>27543780
Here's one
>>27543798
oh good, she has time spells too, right?
turn me into a filly and send me back to when I screwed up hooking up with filly's father
wait a minute
is this why I hooked up with filly in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvgBI4cSRc
>best filly
>best voice
>no solo song
This is bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf_vtEdW2uw
>>27543666
The fillies all clap their hooves
>>27543812
Sorry to burst your bubble Scootafag, but she's the worst CMC with the canon worst singing voice
Pic related is best singing filly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RLDge7atQ
>>27543828
So besides being retards when it comes to the most basic shit in the gamin industry they are also shit at games.
What a surprise.
Well on the bright side with that video there's even less internet left now, and when we run out of it we'll finally get rid of them.
Pony is assuming an attack posture
>>27543845
submit to pony's demands
>>27543833
Sweetie's great but Scootaloo's part of the song was fucking amazing. I want more.
>worst CMC
No such thing.
>>27543812
Scoots is great and all but Appabam is the greatest cmc of all time.
>>27543847
Pony is not prepared to show mercy.
>>27543843
Who the fuck pissed in your Wheaties?
>>27543850
Wrong
>>27543850
Just because she has the biggest tits doesn't mean she's the best
I mean, just think about how busty Sweetie will be once she shares the potion
>>27543854
Anon they are a bunch of morons that have proven time after time that they know nothing about video games.
The game designer in their team that is the source of so many insightful observations has only made a few mobile games that are at best average. They don't even know the most basic history behind the gaming industry.
Yet they consider themselves as some kind of authority when they spew bullshit.
I just hate them and the agenda they usually push in their videos.
The sentient tentacles want to know how you want it to handle you
>>27543850
I just cant like her anymore considering she gets dicked by blackgyphon every night.
>>27543876
Please infest me with a parasite that turns me into a tentacle pony.
>>27543876
they can just go ahead and pass me along to the ponies
I have no want for them
>>27543866
I will admit that they are a bit artsy fartsy about games, but the only agenda I can think of that they push is to explore the medium. And who else talks about video game concepts like they do?
They might not be AAA, but at least they're doing something about the meta abtract.
>>27543877
>you will never be lucky enough to tenderly deflower one of the CMC VAs
>they will never scream your name in character
Sometimes I envy blackgryphon
>>27543856
Sweetie belle is a very nice filly
>Today is National Donut Day
>>27543884
>deflower one of the CMC VAs
I would rather the CMC.
>>27543881
>but the only agenda I can think of that they push is to explore the medium
And censor games they don't like.
And removing skill requirements.
And add the occasional SJW bullshit.
And just being retards. Again have you seen their video about how the world will run out of internet? Or their video about how to improve fighting games? Here's one of their suggestion. Add RPG elements to fighting games so that you have to unlock combos as you gain levels. Combos that should simplified in general because locking them behind skill is a disservice.
And sorry, but a developer who's only experience is some shitty mobile games and a bunch of faggots who suck at video games and know nothing about the industry should not talk about video games.
For example look at their video about their predictions of what will happen in the future. All of their predictions have either been standard practices in the industry since the very start of the goddamn industry or is just stupid shit that makes no sense.
You want someone that does their job better?
https://www.youtube.com/user/McBacon1337/featured
I don't agree with all his videos but he does a great job explaining everything he says and even when i disagree he still points out a lot of valid points.
Nyx wants to save you.
>>27543902
fucking let me die already filly
what the hell
>>27543904
Nyx grabs tight hold of your arm and cries into your chest
>>27543899
not that guy
but I like the idea of a fighting game with a progressive move set
it already works like an RPG, you gain experience to be able to do supers, to do different moves seem fun
but then it won't be a pure fighter which is why fighters are the way they are, it would be something like digimon rumble arena or smash bros, not that it's bad both were successful franchises and games
It was so good to see the spa pones again last week.
Do you think you'd have what it takes to be a pony's friend? I hear it's a very demanding job.
>>27543950probably not
>>27543950
>tfw your new friend stopped talking to you
it was a good 3 weeks
maybe I should pick up meth to feel love in my life
>>27543929
The thing is that it's stupid.
Fighting games already have a training mode where you can practice, learn how to perform combos, how to chain them and so on.
I don't want to chose Ryu and then use Hadoken 10 times to unlock Shoryuken and then use that 10 times to unlock another combo.
And then do that for every character.
They weren't proposing a new game. Those were ideas on how to "fix" fighting games in general and make them more popular.
If they have so many ideas they consider great why don't they do it? See how well that does. They are just glorified idea guys that unfortunately are popular with the casual masses that agree with game reviewers about how games requiring skill to be played is a bad thing. And they let that popularity get to their head.
>>27543950
I heard that all you have to do to be their friend is to give them belly rubs and tell them they're beautiful.
Colt is walking in the air
>>27543967
>using hadoken ten times to unlock another move
wow no that's not what I had in mind at all
Rumble Arena is what I thought, and why I mentioned it, since writing it out reminded me of it
yeah that's stupid, and frankly even worse for a casual player, my sister will be doing stupid pewpews while I would spam everything and perhaps even just win with only the second tier of moves like shoryuken
you HAVE to change the mechanic like Smash Bros because fighters are pure reaction and tight controls, no gimmick will change that, well maybe a different controller, imagine playing a fighting game with a BopIt
now that I'm thinking on it Smash Bros was so damn perfect
>>27543968
I think there's a little more to it than that.
>>27543899
I'll check this dude out.By the way, EC is in the corner of his page.
Not really run out of internet, but rather signals could interfere and cancel each other out. The spectrum crunch is probably overblown by the FCC so it can get better holding and companies that have a legal right on certain wavelengths to use scare tactics to spike the prices, and give a BS reason to cap data. The vid is four years old, probably when the scare hit a peak. There's tons of other sources saying it was propaganda. So I will give you that their talk about it is not fully informed.
>>27543929
>>27543967
I would think the RPG fighting thing is more of a tutorial means rather than a legit mechanic. Something for single player or a wacky multiplayer mode. Fighting games do front load their instructions. You have everything all at once and are expected to use it all well. Having two players fight and one has more moves because they grinded is bad design. So it's just training wheels to help newbies come in. Everybody starts off not knowing anything. The easier it is to learn, the more chances there are of people sticking in long enough to be good. They could just go to the practice mode and learn everything by themselves, but having the RPG tutorial wouldn't hurt on the side. Just don't make it effect multiplayer vs.
But yeah, their ideals are pretty lofty. Sometimes you have to show an extreme to make a point.
>>27543988
>By the way, EC is in the corner of his page.
I know that Anon. Again, they are popular, but that popularity doesn't mean they have any meaningful information.
As for the video, sorry but most of the things they said were just retarded. It's beyond being misinformed. They were being wrong about the most basic possible shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6XnL6bKqT0
Here's a video explaining how wrong they were, how bullshit everything in that video was.
Also another thing about them, is their history channel.
They are abusing their popularity with that channel. It's insulting how inaccurate those videos are, to the point where it can't be a mistake. Especially certain videos like the one about the crusades.
I have all these fillies and I don't know what to do with them!
wake up you daft mongoloids
Dude
Fillies
>>27544006
Right, just believing someone based on popularity is a fallacy. That's a problem with vids that only have one side to discuss a topic rather than a debate. Personally, I just watch them to get ideas and a view, not to take it at face value. If they say something that piques my interest, I'll look it up elsewhere to see what's up.
That rebuttal sounded more on target and credible, wish he wouldn't waste time with insults though.
Yeah, their history stuff is way off. It's more opinionated than academic.
If you hate them so much, why do you watch them?
>>27544074
DID SOMEONE SAY DAFTY
>>27544074
No.
>>27544078
I personally stopped watching them a long time ago. The problem is that because they are popular a shitloads of people use them as their argument, so to even respond I need to watch the video which is always annoying.
Honestly my problem is that they are being intellectually dishonest or being retarded. If they post a video where it's clear that they didn't do any research, or where they either don't mention certain facts or interpret facts in a way and claim that that interpretation is correct or not even mention that it's an interpretation you have to think, wait if they did it here where else did they do it?
So then you kinda have to fact check all their videos. And if you already are doing that and learning about the subject why even watch the video?
The worst thing is that a lot of popular science or whatever channels do the same shit and everyone blindly believes them. So you end up with masses of people that not only believe something wrong, they return to the same source and might get even more wrong facts and then defend said source.
And hen you have the guys that are pushing their own personal agendas and are intentionally lying.
I'm an enlightened euphoric fedora tipper yet most of the time I end up defending the church nonstop because the church is the reason we had 1000 years of dark ages and that's why we haven't colonized Alpha Centauri and Orion yet.
Are you ready for all the sissy porn of Fluttershy's brother?
>>27544113
>her brother
>not her father
>>27544113
My dick is ready.
>>27544097
The problem is that facts aren't entertaining. Doing the work to get facts is dry, hard, and takes thinking. So in order to do proper research and be entertaining means being good at three skills (getting facts, being entertaining, and putting both together) as opposed to just one. So it's more rare than the common dribble.
The average person doesn't want to work to learn. They're tired from working a job that they usually hate, dealing with family matters, finances, career planning, networking, taxes, friends, stress, traumas, practicing skills, and whatever passions they have on the side. And now they have to work to learn? Fuck that, they're not going to if they don't have to.
This environment makes it easy for someone to push their agenda. They take advantage of the weary average, usually without knowing it.
This also comes back a bit to the fighting RPG idea. If you make it entertaining and it helps give someone new skill, then it's good for the gaming community. It's a stepping stone so they CAN get to the point of knowing enough to self-train. Just don't make it mandatory or give a bonus against another person. Give tools to let the player learn in a way that works for them. The already skilled won't need it, so they'll just jump right into the harder stuff. But down the line, the newbie that would've left because there wasn't an easy in could eventually become tournament level.
Same with vids, make it an easy in for someone to learn the right stuff.
>>27543896
I need some donuts.
>>27544178
>>27544184
Shut up Carrotface, you don't even appear in the background anymore.
>>27544202
>Twilight's clit will never wink out madly as you fill up her tiny butt
I want to stick carrots into Golden Harvest's anus and vagina and then get bunnies to eat them.
Women will never truly understand this cartoon
>>27544222
>>27544245
That's because My Little Pony was made for little boys, not grown women.
>>27544258
Then why did they make the colts in the show so sexy?
Kissing the colt
>>27544270
To confuse them.
The same reason they make the mares so incredibly sexy.
The sexual awakening of the children watching the show should be really interesting.
Hugging the coltNot wanting to let go
It's gonna be Friday night later.
What's your plan?
>>27544323Staying at home, doing stuff at the computer
You wouldn't fill a colt.
>>27544363
Can I join?
>>27544363
>>27544373
rarity and pinkie should have fun
>>27544323
Play bideo james and maybe draw
I'd rather marry the mare.
>>27544354
I'd fill my cock with a colt.
I want a mare to fill me.
>>27544323Sleeping.
>>27544354
I want colt to fill me.
The colts are filling each other for fun.
The fillies are not amused.
>>27544382
And go on adventures.
>>27544323
Same plan as every friday, ponk.
Nothing.
>>27544415
I can't think of the words to accurately describe how fucking gay that is.
>>27544416
Gay
>>27544450
Very much so
>>27544462
I strongly desire more pictures of this pairing.
>>27544415
But where?How many colts at once?
>>27544471
look at all those balls
>>27544480
I want to make them jingle
>>27544323
Work on rara
>>27544415
W-woah...Yeah, that works for me.
Filly says that you're too gay for her and she's moving with Femanon for some months.
>>27544505
>filly and femanonunf
>>27544505
grab filly and fuck her roughly until she is convinced otherwise
>>27544469
Yeah, it's really cute
Maybe I'll draw some
>>27544528Filly on grown woman action is surprisingly rare.
>>27544505
>femanon/filly /ll/
>>27544525
I want to give Chim Cheree a warm bath.I assume that's her name. What else would you call her? Sooty Sweeps? Really? Fine.
>>27544536
That would be greatly appreciated, anon
Filly wants to be your full courses' meat dish.
>>27544533
>not sharing your filly with Femanon
>>27544588
Such bestfilly
>>27544628
>>27544637
Shave all fillies
>>27544637
don't shave
Filly finally got her first legendary
>>27544672
I've never shaved ever.
>>27544700
Filly came again.
>>27544700
>>27544744
>>27544744
>>27544744
Take a steam bath.