Equestrian Dungeon: Canoe Edition

>>27536240
I know the rig is shit.
I will be heading out in ~1 1/2 hours, will be back as soon as possible.

>>27536240
So

We got 1000 posts last thread

>>27536277
I saw.
Congrats on 1024.

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>>27536282
I have proof. We are the gods of shit posting.

>>27536292
Yep.

>>27536240
check all crates (including the quads crate ) and the chest to make sure nothing is being left behind

>>27536328
>Useless opens the only untouched crate in the magma minigame room. Inside, he found... A bottle of water!
Water added to Cardboard Box.

>>27536240
Time to make another bomb.
Fill the Deflated balloon with Whisky til' it is almost completely full. This next part I must be really delicate with or I'm gonna fucking die. Use the Medium Screwdriver to scrap some phosphorus off of the striking part of the Matchbox, then put it into the balloon. Allow the Phosphorus to settle, then crush the tip of one of the Match's tips, then put the Potassium Chlorate from the tip into the balloon. Tie the balloon closed. Now we have an incredibly dangerous bomb that will basically destroy a bunch of shit if the balloon bursts. I'll call it... The Nonian.

>>27536411
Take the necklace and look for the door that the key belongs to.

>>27536419
>Krono is working with explosive elements... (1/3)

>>27536495
>Morky takes the detached necklace, somehow joins the two back together seamlessly, and looks for a locked door... There is darkness to his left.

>>27536508
Continue. Don't die

>>27536508
Go into the darkness on Morkys left

>>27536508
Go with Fruit. Tie the necklace around the straps on my shield

Have to leave, will get to the posts when I return

>>27536555
Another crate!

>>27536574
Ye, another crate!

>>27536508
go with Fruitanon

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>>27536508
Help Krono with the explosives.

>>27536508
I go back to the room Jack found the empty chest, and investigate the pathway.

>>27536999
T R I P S

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>>27537012

Did I miss anything important?

>>27537497
No but you should get on steam

>>27537519
Sure,I'll do it ASAP

>>27536508
Follow fruity.

It's very quiet...

>>27537627
Too quiet..

>>27537671
A suspicious kind of quiet

>>27537689
The kind of quiet that occurs when a group of people are about to be... murdered...

>>27537698
Maybe

So would you all like to hear a joke?

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>>27537698
Haha, no.

>>27537704
No.

>>27537722
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>27537735
12. One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

>>27537750
Zero, because they can't change anything

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>>27536508
Looks like I haven't missed much

Inspect surroundings

Now, suddenly, it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.

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>>27537834

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>>27536508
GTG I have some stuff to take care of.

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>>27537834
So you prefer the Sound of Silence?

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>>27537849

>>27537854
Hello Darkness my old friend

3 hours. Huh.

IF MORKY OR STARLIGHT GET DUBS IN THE NEXT THREE POSTS,THEY ARE MARRIED

>>27536508
Take the Necklace off of Morky's shield like the greedy Jew I am.

>>27537903
What are you fucking gay?

I'm back. The chart is ~90% done, and I'm finishing up now. Prepare to get educated, and prepare to make goals for armor/weaponry based on such.

>>27537913
You know, I'm going to back up on my "breaking deal" thing.
Just let him have it. Does it really matter?

>>27537913
Oh now that is just stealing

>You have lost karma

>>27537937
If the system worked on karma, the system would fucking hate me.

>>27537903
I don't think that's how marriage works.

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>>27537903
W-wew lad.

Not sure how I feel about this.

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>>27537947
That appears to be a given

>>27537903
that is definitely not how marriage works.

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>>27537952
Didn't Morky and Daily get married like that?

>>27537998
Spiral staircase

>>27537998
I'm pretty sure that one of them just said "We're married now." and they both accepted it I guess.

>>27537920
>>27537937
Meh, I just don't know what else to do.

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>>27538011
OH SHIT AGAIN?!

Rhinoceros Beetle

>>27538029
Either: We start a fight and Dr. Cross appears or
You just let Morky have it.
>>27538034
Ruins street

K

>>27538039
>>27538072
...Huh? Eh, just some stupid shitpost thing, whatever.

>>27538039
Fig tart

>>27538039
I'm just gonna figure out how it works first. If Morky starts trying to attack me I'll just give it to him.

>>27538082
Rhinoceros beetle
>>27538086
It beeps when you find something special, like in the last thread.

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>>27538086
>What's the matter,can't stand the sight of your own blood?!

IT'S HERE
http://pastebin.com/R1nPWWhp

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>>27538093
Via dolorosa

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>>27538109
Rhinoceros beetle

>>27538096
No, in-fighting just isn't very productive.

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>>27538121
Singularity point

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>>27538129
Giotto

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>>27538136
Angel

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>>27538139
Hydrangea

>>27538148
Rhinoceros beetle

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>>27538109
>>27538121
>>27538129
>>27538139
>>27538148
Stop your Jojo bullshit
There's only one good anime

>>27538154
Singularity point

>>27538157
Yeah, sure, that was okay, but still.

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>>27538168
Secret Emperor

WE HAVE DONE IT!
>>27538157
:^)

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>>27538157

>>27538157
Yeah. Stein's Gate.

>>27538173
>>27538174
>>27538184
>>27538187
>spend literal days making a chart
>no replies
>spend 10 seconds posting an unpopular opinion
>thread goes mad
I will never understand this place.

>>27538203
Oh, I checked the chart. It was nice, but I was kinda busy with the JoJo shit.
To be honest, it's good looking, but it's just...eh?

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>>27538157
it seems you posted the wrong picture
here let me fix that for you

>>27538216
Okay, NHK was great too.
So there are 2 great chinese pictureshows.

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>>27538203
K


Also SAO is mostly regarded as being a bad anime.

>>27538157
COUGHCOUGHCowboyBebopCOUGHCOUGH

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Wanko to Kurasou is good eroge visual novel

Sssssh.

Did I miss anything?

>>27538586
many quiets

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>>27538586
http://youtu.be/XDvuAYySJj0

>>27538616
Yeah, there's a new pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/R1nPWWhp

>>27538616
No.

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>>27538626

>>27538627
So nothing important?


Okay.

So, 5 hours, huh?

>>27538748
if this keeps up we it may break our thread per day streak

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Unofficial time?

>>27536518
>Krono continues in his chemistry... (2/3)

>>27536522
>Fruitanon entered the darkness on Morky's left. From here, he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27536555
>Morky is following Fruit.
A wooden crate dropped behind Morky's location.

>>27536657
>Useless is following Fruitanon.

>>27536661
>Andrew is helping Krono with the explosives... (2.5/3)

>>27536999
>Somehow, another wooden crate dropped on the already present crate in Morky's location.

>>27537810
>Lone Wanderer is here: >>27536508 (@ Morky)

>>27537913
Come on, Suitcase.

>>27539227
Yo!
Open up the wooden door to the right.

>>27539227
Holy shit bro it's been 6 hours.

Anyway, it's time to learn voodoo. Try to focus on inner mental coordination, and attempt to focus magic towards my horn. It doesn't have to be a spell, it just has to condense into a semi-physical form.

New Paste: http://pastebin.com/R1nPWWhp

>>27539227
open wooden door on the left

>>27539264
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the right. Here, he found the portrait room.

>>27539273
I have a life, too.
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to make magic a physical property.

>>27539311
>Useless opens the wooden door to the left. Inside, he finds an opened wooden crate to the right, and a wooden door to the left.

>>27539321
Well, exit the room, and light up the dankness with the LED Lantern.

>>27539321
Good point.
Attempt to cast magic in general.

>>27539321
open wooden door on the left

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>>27539321
Open up crate near Morky

>>27536240
>dildo in a boat

>>27539321
Surroundings?

>>27539227
Open crate

>>27539356
No nigger

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At the current rate at which we are going,how long will it take to fill up the chart?

>>27539340
>Jack Frost explores the darkness with the LED Lantern. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, and another wooden door straight ahead.

>>27539344
>The 2.5th Manhorse learns a new spell because he didn't when he achieved Level 2!
The 2.5th Manhorse realized the power of Heal α!

>>27539346
>Useless opened the wooden door to the left. Inside, the portrait of Applebloom lay untouched.

>>27539356
>Lone Wanderer opens the first of two wooden crates. Inside, she found a Garbage Can Lid, but the Inventory was full.

>>27539371
>Ember is in the magma minigame room.

>>27539387
>Morky opened the second wooden crate. Inside, he found an Ice Pick, but the Inventory was full.

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>>27539416
Cast that one spell that gives everyone magical trauma. Or just give myself magical trauma. Or, if all else fails, just look at my pathway options.

>>27539416
Inspect ice pick

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>>27537903
>>27537914
>>27539387
>>27539399
>Dubs in the next three posts.

>>27539416
Open up the right door.
Oh, and drop the bouncy ball.

>>27539416
examine picture and area behind it

>>27539416
"Holy shit, I can do things with my head-dick!"
Now that I seemingly have the power to heal people, I guess it's time to use that jacket/electrical parts/Deagle for a Keyboard idea, and hook up the monitor to the tower as well.

>>27539437
Apparently calling someone a nigger means you get dubs

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>>27539452
>"Holy shit, I can do things with my head-dick!"

>>27539399
Well that's a little rude.
>>27539416
Drop Ear Buds,pick up Lid
Head over to Jack Frost

>>27539416
Go to where Useless is and follow him.

>>27539478
No. This is 4chan. I was warning you not to touch my shit.

>>27539416
Investigate the door to the right of Jack

>>27539420
>Suitcase forgets for a split-second that he is an Earth pony, and not a Unicorn. Dumbfounded by this discovery, he looks and finds darkness to his left.

>>27539430
>Morky inspects the Ice Pick that he cannot retrieve.
Ice Pick - Weapon
ATK +5
Weak to fire
>The necklace is pinging.

>>27539438
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the right while dropping the bouncy ball. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, and darkness ahead.

>>27539445
>Useless examined the picture and the wall behind it. Both seemed perfectly normal.

>>27539452
Error: Ruin currently has the Desert Eagle equipped.

>>27539478
>Lone Wanderer dropped the Ear Buds and picked up the Garbage Can Lid, then began to follow Jack Frost.

>>27539487
>Ember is following Useless.

>>27539503
Carve in the words "Frosty was here!" onto the door, before going through it.

>>27539503
Do >>27539501

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>>27539491
Finders keepers?
>>27539503
Go to right wooden door.
>>27539452
Didn't I make the tower unusable?

>>27539503
"Jack do you want the ice pick? You are made of snow"

>>27539503
We have a regular sized Iron Rod; let's use half of that.

>>27539503
Explore the darkness to my left I guess.

>>27539525
"Eh, Useless can have it."

>>27539503
goto previous location @Jack >>27539438 and open door that's straight ahead

>>27539503
More following of Useless

>>27539525
>>27539547
Is it better than my slashy stabby box cutter?

>>27539519
>Jack Frost carved a message on the wooden door to the right, then promptly entered the door. Inside, he found the open area to the left, the passage to the right, and the treasure chest ahead.

>>27539521
>>27539501
>Ruin is following Jack Frost.

>>27539524
Yeah, you did.
>Lone Wanderer is following Ruin.

>>27539526
Error: The Computer Tower was used by Lone Wanderer for the Shishkebab.
>The 2.5th Manhorse resolves one issue.

>>27539532
>Useless is here: >>27539416 (@ Jack Frost)

>>27539566
>Useless then moves two rooms ahead into the darkness that lies dead ahead. Here, he found a passage to the right that curved to the left.

>>27539574
>Ember is following Useless.

>>27539578
Well, he said he kept the inside; let's use the other half of the Rod to make a new case.

>>27539578
/inv
Go through the door straight ahead.

>>27539578
Check out the right passage.

>>27539578
"I feel like I have been here before. "
Go down passage.
Also inspect deagle and get 40 more bullet from inventory.

>>27539576
Yes

Hand Useless the ice pick

Continue through the darkness

>>27539578
follow the right path

>>27539578
Finish making The Nonian

>>27539591
Are you sure you want to do that? It'll be a timely endeavor.

>>27539594
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>Suitcase enters the wooden door straight ahead. Here, he finds nothing inside.

>>27539595
>Jack Frost enters the right passage. Here, he finds that there is a wooden door to the right, and more darkness lies ahead.

>>27539604
>Ruin pockets 40 more bullets as he follows Jack Frost.

>>27539606
>Morky gives Useless the Ice Pick, and continues through the e'erlasting darkness. Is he following Useless? We'll never know.

>>27539607
>Useless follows the path, and finds himself in a room with a wooden door to the right, darkness to the right, a wall to the left, and darkness ahead.

>>27539648
>Krono finishes making his custom bomb!

>>27539674
open wooden door on the right

>>27539674
Crave in "Spiral Staircase" into the wooden door, before lighting up the dankness. .

>>27539674
Eat the Éclair and go join up with Jack.

>>27539674
Ah shit, I might want to learn Levitation to speed it up before going into it that hard.
However, I might get help from >muh team, so hell, let's hop right into it without thinking.

Begin the long and extremely extensive journey into craft-mania.

>>27539674
The darkness where Fruit and I was.

Take LED lantern and venture through the darkness.

>>27539685
Seriously what the fuck is up with the spiral staircase and rhino beetle shit

>>27539674
Follow Jack.
I am the only one allowed to touch The Nonian unless you are a Unicorn and you use a levitation spell. The reason for this is because I'm afraid someone is going to touch it the wrong way and it will explode and kill the person.

>>27539714
It's from JoJo. It's some words a gay black priest has a fucking obsession over the words because Heaven.

>>27539714
The 14 phrases to reach Heaven.

>>27539737
>>27539746
Ah, I should have known it was your Japanese cartoons.

>>27539674
Following Jack still. Dunno why, he just seems like a natural leader.

>>27539751
Yeah. I mean, it's not the only JoJo thing here. Hell, Glimglam's second character was a reference.
>>27539753
>Natural leader
Thanks.

>>27539680
>Useless opened the wooden door on the right. Inside, he found a pile of bones in front of a wooden crate.

>>27539685
>Jack Frost carves into this wooden door as well. Inside, he found a switch on the wall to his right, and a shabby-looking wall to his left.

>>27539700
>Suitcase eats the Éclair, then follows Jack Frost.
Suitcase recovered some lost energy.

>>27539708
>The 2.5th Manhorse begins crafting a new computer tower... (1/10, part 1)

>>27539710
>Morky is here: >>27539416 (@ Jack Frost)

>>27539731
>Krono is following Jack Frost.

>>27539753
>Ruin is following Jack Frost.

>>27539787
Break open the wall with levitation beta infused punches.

>>27539787
scatter the pile of bones

>>27539787
Square chain bone pile

>>27539787
Pull the wrong lever.

>>27539787
Turn switch.

>>27539787
"Oh. OH. OH, JEEZ. There's not enough vodka in the world for this shit."
Let's dive right into this.

>>27539795
Is it possible for you to use Levitation of any sort on this crafting, or even just teach me how to use the spell?

>>27539714
Do you really want me to explain Stone Ocean for you?

>>27539795
>Jack Frost broke open the wall, and found a wooden crate on the other side!

>>27539800
>Useless tries to scatter the bones, but they form into a Chargin' Skeleton before he can escape!

>>27539807
>Ember cast Square Chain on the Chargin' Skeleton! One of the three attacks landed.

>>27539824
>Krono pulled the lever... But nothing happened.

>>27539832
>Lone Wanderer turned the switch, but nothing happened.

>>27539839
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues with his invention... (2/10)

>>27539839
>Helping
Maybe?
>Teaching.
I don't know if that's how it works.
>>27539844
Gay black priest, heaven, reboot.

>>27539787
Look around

>>27539849
Attack Chargin' Skeleton

>>27539849
Open up the crate.

>>27539849
Kick open the crate

>>27539849
Open the crate.

>>27539849
Continue progress.
"We're going to be out of the fucking dungeon by the time this thing is finished."

>>27539849
Tackle the Skelly

>>27539849
Ride atop Jack.

>>27539882
What are you making?

>>27539882
Next part: 1/1000

>>27539849
Find Manhorse.
Help with the tower.

>>27539859
>Morky is still here: >>27539416 (@ Jack Frost)

>>27539861
>Useless attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! He landed a successful hit.

>>27539865
>>27539871
>>27539872
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Calculator!
Calculator added to Giant Sack #2.

>>27539882
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues... (3/10)

>>27539885
>Ember attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the SP/TW! Damage was dealt.

>>27539896
>Suitcase crushes Jack Frost.

>>27539977
>Fruitanon is helping The 2.5th Manhorse with the computer tower... (3.5/10)

Useless and company encountered a Chargin' Skeleton!
The Chargin' Skeleton aptly charged into Ember! She took moderate damage.

>>27539988
Teleport to Manhorse, and help him work on stuff via Levitation alpha.

>>27539988
Follow or join up with Jack.

>>27539988
Attack chargin' skeleton

>>27539988
Spell out immature words using the calculator.

>>27539988
>>27539996
Continue the work, now with assistance.
"I should make a crafting robot. Might help with the speed aspect, and we could tackle bigger projects without worry."

>>27539988
Slide kick the Skelly

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>>27540036
>Crafting bot

>>27539988
Use the calculator to do
√2÷0

>>27539988
Go left

>>27540061
OH SHI--

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>>27540079

>>27539988
Help fight the spooky scary charger!
I make my way toward the melee

>>27539996
>Jack Frost is helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (4/10)

>>27540021
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.

>>27540023
>Useless attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! The enemy took moderate damage.

>>27540024
>Lone Wanderer spelled out immature words on the calculator.

>>27540036
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (5/10)

>>27540041
>Ember attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with a slide kick! The enemy took minor damage.
Warning! Ember's HP is low!

>>27540061
>Krono creates a temporary black hole! He gets sucked in, but no one else does.

>>27540077
>Morky went left, and found himself to be in a dead end.

>>27540240
>Useless joined the battle!

The Chargin' Skeleton slashed its jagged sword at Useless! He took moderate damage.

>>27540245
Teleport to Ember, and cast heal up beta on her.
>Black Hole.
Well, he is dead.

>>27540245
Shoot the skeleton!
"A new challenger appears!"

>>27540245
Heal myself up with medigun then Acute Chain Skelly
>>27540254
I'm perfectly fine.Go worry about something else.

>>27540245
Go to where Ember is and stealthily open the crate

>>27540245
attack chargin' skeleton again

>>27540267
Sheesh. I'm just healing you up. I won't mess with your fight beyond that.

>>27540245
"Oh shit, Krono!"
Put the project on hold for a second. Use the Paperback Book I didn't use to cover Nigger's wound to make a paper rope, hopefully short and thick. Unequip everything in case I get fucked from this. Have the Heal spell ready just in case.
"I'll be back."
Inch myself in.

>>27540290
Wow its like no one is protecting his rope!

>>27540245
Inspect wall

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>>27540290
Huh.......

I wonder what would happen if it were to be cut.

>>27540245
...holy shit we now have the ultimate weapon. Just divide by zero (Unicorns can use levitation to press the buttons while it's near the enemy.) and quickly throw it an an enemy.

>>27540290
>>27540245
Oh yeah, use the Heavier Iron Rod to hold that rope down. Damn, almost killed myself there.

>>27540324
If you cut the rope both me and Manhorse die.

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>>27540329
Damn.

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>>27540338
That is a reasonable price to pay


But of course,I'm dead.

So no.

>>27540338
how much experience points would the rope cutter get, theoretically

>>27540324
You know that would kill two people, right?
A friend and a foe. Would that be worth it?
>>27540326
Well, you kinda made the calculator a black hole, so no can do.
>>27540359
Dont. You. Fucking. Dare.
You never get EXP.

>>27540254
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Ember! She recovered plenty of lost energy.

>>27540264
>Ruin fired a bullet at the Chargin' Skeleton! She landed a precise hit!

>>27540267
>Ember healed herself some more with the Medigun. She recovered more lost energy.

>>27540280
>Lone Wanderer tries to sneak around the fighting party and the enemy, but fails.

>>27540281
>Useless attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! This kills the enemy.

>>27540290
>>27540329
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to fish Krono out of the black hole using the contents of the other paperback book, but his efforts are futile.

>>27540315
>Morky inspects the wall. It's a wall, all right.

Krono came out of the black hole, taking astounding damage!
Krono fell unconscious...
The Calculator exploded shortly thereafter.
You won!
Useless and Ember gained 30 EXP.
Ruin gained 15 EXP.

>>27540368
Teleport back to the prior room and start working on the computer again.
"Krono, rest in pepperoni."

>>27540368
go back out of this room and check the darkness on the right

>>27540368
Open crate

>>27540368
Go over to Krono and kick his stomach to see if he's dead or not.

>>27540368
"...Well, I actually made an effort, guess leaving him would be a dick move now."
Borrow the Energy Sword and lower it on his torso with the SIDE of the weapon. NOT the front so he gets stabbed. Hopefully it'll shock his ass back into consciousness.

>>27540368
Doing experiments that I thought would just end up with "But it didn't work" ended with me getting ANOTHER K.O.
Wake up.

>>27540359
That is actually a good question
>>27540407
Holy shit Krono.
You okay there buddy?

>>27540368
Follow useless

>>27540383
>Jack Frost keeps working on the computer... (5.5/10)

>>27540386
>Useless investigates the darkness to the right. Here, he found a wooden door to the left and another wooden door to the right, as well as more darkness ahead.

>>27540388
>Ember opened the wooden crate. Inside, she found... A Metronome!
Metronome added to Giant Sack #2.

>>27540401
>Lone Wandere kicks Krono, but he does not respond.

>>27540402
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to electrocute/shock Krono back into existence, but his efforts are futile.

>>27540470
>Ruin is following Useless.

>>27540484
open wooden door on the right

>>27540484
Slap Krono to awaken him

>>27540424
Yes. I am perfectly fine.
Except for the fact that I'm pretty sure 6 K.O.'s equals actual death. And I'm at 5. I got the other four from me having really shit defence and petting Glim. She knocked me out for that.

>>27540484
Go to Useless and head left.

>>27540484
Keep working.
"...H." [/color]

>>27540484
Walk back and listen for the necklace to ping as I walk around

>>27540484
WAKE ME UP

>>27540484
"...He'll be fine."
Go back to working on the full Computer.

>>27540538
Huh. I don't know I typed that last bit.

>>27540529
>She knocked me out for that

I knocked you out for letting you pet me?

>>27540484
Walk into the darkness ahead.

>>27540563
It was before KronoXGlim existed, and I did it without permission. I just randomly did it.

>>27540614
Well then

Must have been a long time ago.

>>27540496
>Useless opened the wooden door on the right. Inside, he found a flight of stairs leading upwards.

>>27540509
>Lone Wanderer tries to awake Krono, but fails.

>>27540534
>Ember takes the left door. Inside, she finds a flight of stairs leading upwards.

>>27540538
>Jack Frost keeps working on the computer... (6/10)

>>27540539
>Morky walks around, moving backwards to the other darkness.
The necklace is pinging.

>>27540551
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working on the computer... (7/10)

>>27540599
>Ruin walks further into the darkness. Here, she finds a wooden door to the left, and a slot machine to her right.

>>27540639
It was four months ago. So yes, yes it was.

>>27540682
Walk around until I find the item

>>27540682
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>27540682
Use levitation beta to speed up the working.

>>27540682
>>27540712
If this pretty much takes care of things, finish up and move to Step 2, whatever that is.

>>27540682
Well shit.


Find Ruin and go left

>>27540682
go to location @ useless >>27539674
check the darkness straight ahead

>>27540682
Stairs it is then.

>>27540682
Activate the slot machine!

>>27540682
Poke Krono's dead body.

>>27540702
>Seeing how Morky is trying to skip a few steps en route to the "key item," he agreeably walks in the direction where the key keeps pinging. He finds himself in front of the defunct slot machine, unable to move any closer towards the object.

>>27540712
>Jack Frost uses Levitation β to speed up working on his end... (8/10)

>>27540724
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (9/10)

>>27540726
>Lone Wanderer entered the wooden door to Ruin's left. Here, she found a BarrelBot and a Flaming Fowl guarding a wooden crate to the right, and a wooden door to the left.

>>27540733
>Useless moves two rooms back, and one room forward into the straight darkness. Here, he finds two doors straight ahead, an opened wooden crate straight ahead, and a wooden door to the right.

>>27540749
>Ember moves up the stairs, through a cooler hallway, and back down a flight of stairs. A wooden door lies in front of her.

>>27540809
>Ruin activates the slot machine!
Pull on the lever to activate.

>>27540856
>Suitcase poked Krono's body.

>>27540856
I'm not dead, I've been knocked out.

>>27540887
Finish up the Computer.

>>27540887
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>27540887
Look for any panels, switches, anything to turn it on or open it up. If nothing, try pushing it aside.

>>27540887
>>27540894
Secure the kill by laying on top of Krono's body.

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>>27540887
O-oh.

Some powerful enemies.

Left door.

>>27540887
"Pull the lever Igor!" I cackle as i pull the lever.

>>27540887
open wooden door on the right
(text prediction is great I didn't type but a few letters for all of this)

>>27540887
Open door.

>>27540919
I'm not dead. And if you kill me I will return as a ghost to fuck your shit.

>>27540902
>Jack Frost keeps working on the computer tower... (9.5/10)

>>27540915
>Morky tries pushing the defunct slot machine inside, and the pinging continues... But he's virtually nowhere closer to the source.

>>27540919
>Suitcase is half-trying to smother Krono.

>>27540920
>Lone Wanderer enters the door to the left. Inside, he finds a portrait of Granny Smith.

>>27540926
>Ruin pulls the lever. The dial on the slot machine reads "6."
Suddenly, the machine swarms Ruin with a Fire Warden, a FlareKat, a Paratrooper Skeleton, a Circuit Breaker, and a Security Camera!
The Slot Machine then broke down.

>>27540930
>Useless opened the wooden door on the right. Here, he found a flight of stais leading downwards.

>>27540934
>Ember opened the wooden door. Here, she found a wooden door straight ahead, as well as darkness to the left and to the right.

>>27541091
goto location @Ruin >>27541091

>>27541091
Teleport to Ruin, and cast ZA WARUDO.

>>27541091
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

>>27541091
I cock my gun, uttering a quiet prayer.
"I don't know if you are listening, or even care, but Odin give me strength."
I turn the gun on the camera, pull the trigger, and enthusiastically yell "It's SHOWTIME!"

>>27541091
Oh fuck a fight is going on


Run over to Ruin and tackle Circuit Breaker

must go

>>27541091
Shuffle a bit on top of Krono's body so I'm not actually smothering him.

>>27541091
>she

Light the picture on fire to reveal hidden secrets

>>27541091
Look around the room

>>27541161
This is fine

>>27541161
Just fuck already

http://www.strawpoll.me/10382957

The Fire Warden cast Flame Buster on Ruin! He took moderate damage.
The FlareKat lit itself on fire!

>>27541103
>Useless joined Ruin's battle!

>>27541104
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
The FlareKat couldn't move!
The Fire Warden was not affected!
The Circuit Breaker couldn't move!
The Security Camera couldn't move!
The Paratrooper Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27541124
>Ruin fired a bullet at the Security Camera! She landed a perfect hit!

>>27541157
>Ember joined Ruin's battle by attacking a Circuit Breaker with brute force! The enemy took significant damage.

>>27541161
>Suitcase moved a little bit.

>>27541173
>Lone Wanderer torched Granny Smith's portrait. Other than the charring from the fire, nothing is out of place here.

>>27541178
>Morky takes note that there are wooden doors to his left and to his right, with a dead end in front of him.

The Circuit Breaker couldn't move!
The Security Camera couldn't move!
The Paratrooper Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27541224
equip ice pick attack fire warden

>>27541224
Go to the left door to see if the pinging goes faster

>>27541204
1. What are you fucking gay?
2. What are you a fucking faggot?
3. I don't have any consent in this

>>27541224
Go back a room and stab the BarrelBot

>>27541224
Shoot the Warden
"Prison Riot!"

>>27541224
Stab the Fire Warden.

>>27541224
Can I allow Glimmer to take over my body? 'Cause I wanna do other stuff and I pity Glimglam a bit.

>>27541224
Pummel the CircuitBreaker to death

>>27541262
>Can I allow GlimGlam to take over my body?
Not sure if he would allow it,but this.

>>27541262
wouldn't that require a massive dose of scopolamine

>>27541262
Well, I remember this one time that I controlled another player, so it might work?

>>27541294
Really?

Oh shit this might actually happen

time to me to go, but only for a hour or so
(interesting side note tomorrow is national doughnuts day)

The FlareKat couldn't move!
The Fire Warden launched a line of fire in Useless's direction! Two of the five fire beams launched hit him.
Warning! Useless is low on HP.

>>27541236
>Useless equipped the Ice Pick, then attacked the Fire Warden with said ice pick! He lands an expert attack.

>>27541237
>Morky moves to the door to the left, taking note of the necklace's pinging. The pinging stopped as he moved towards the room, and started again when he made the full 90 degree transition into the other room.

>>27541245
>Lone Wanderer picks a fight with the machinery guarding the wooden crate in the other room by attacking the BarrelBot with the Shishkabob! She landed a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}

>>27541247
>Ruin fired another bullet from the Desert Eagle at the Fire Warden! He striked with critical damage was well! {CRITICAL!}

>>27541253
>Jack Frost attacked the Fire Warden with the Frostfang! He landed a pretty decent hit.

>>27541267
>Ember attacked the Circuit Breaker with the SP/TW! She barely clipped the enemy.

The Circuit Breaker couldn't move!
The Security Camera couldn't move!
The Paratrooper Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27541262
Hm. You have a knack for bringing complex things like this into play at very unfavorable moments.
Since I have allowed this before, and I don't want this to become "a thing" (eg. You can't body-hop all the god damn time, you're not Sigma) I'm laying some more ground rules.
Yes, I allowed a Tower player named "Calvin" to "control/take over" a player named "Ponkafag" on floor B1 some time ago. Since he ultimately dropped out of Equestrian Dungeon, I want to make this as clear as possible so this only happens in certain situations, and not all the time.
If you are going to let Glimmerfag/Starlight take over your body/character, you therefore agree to the following:
1) All of your character data, including KOs, items equipped, EXP, level, and FRS will be moved to this person. You will keep none of it.
2) Once you complete the transfer, you are not allowed back in. To re-enter Equestrian Dungeon, you will be forced to create a new character.
3) The transferer will have to carry the same name (in this case, Suitcase) and will provide a tripcode of their own (in this case, !ekkMA4ytqA). The transferer will not be allowed to change their name when this is complete.
4) THIS DECISION IS PERMENANT! This is a one-time deal. There is no un-do button, there is no Ctrl+Z. When this change is made, it cannot be undone. If you try to un-do this change, the affected character(s) will be... "Removed" from the dungeon.
I want you to seriously take note of these rules and stipulations before you do this, because this is really serious.

>>27541372
"Three seconds have passed."
Cast heal up alpha on Useless.

>>27541372
Shield bash the right door open.

>>27541379
Ok nevermind. The idea was to let Glimglam to control me when I'm afk, not all the time.
>>27541372
Take a nap atop Krono.

>>27541372
"Time for the Warden to get ... burned."
Shoot a boolit at the Fire Warden

>>27541379
Wew lad

Probably not even going to happen at all,but this is thought provoking

>>27541372
Heal Useless,then continue attacking CircuitBreaker

>>27541372
Continue slashing the BarrelBot,hoping it would be set on fire

>>27541372
Attack fire warden again

The FlareKat couldn't move!
The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Lone Wanderer! He took immense heat damage!
The Lone Wanderer's body was engulfed in flames!
The Fire Warden launched a line of fire in Jack Frost's direction! Four of the five fire beams launched hit him.

>>27541380
>Jack Frost cast Heal Alpha on Useless!
Useless recovered some lost energy.

>>27541383
>Morky opened the wooden door to the right. The dinging stopped, and a wooden door to the right/straight ahead greeted him.

>>27541395
>Suitcase sleeps on Krono.

>>27541401
>Ruin fired another bullet at the Fire Warden! He landed the hit!

>>27541447
>Ember healed Useless with the medigun! He recovered some lost energy.

>>27541475
>Lone Wanderer attacked the BarrelBot once more with the Shishkabob! His wish was not granted, but he still dealt nightmare-ish damage.
The Lone Wanderer took damage from the flames!

>>27541512
>Useless attacked the Fire Warden once more with the Ice Pick! Another hit was logged.

The Circuit Breaker couldn't move!
The Security Camera couldn't move!
The BarrelBot fired its shoulder cannon at Lone Wanderer! He took moderate damage.
The Paratrooper Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27541556
Go back to the wall.

>>27541556
"6 seconds have passed."
Stab the Fire Warden with a levitation beta infused stab.

>>27541556
just keep stabby stabby fire warden
(i hate trains so damn much, I just want to get home FFFFFFFFFFFFFF)

>>27541556
"And now, for a special broadcast!"
I shoot the camera.

Mind if we pick up on this tomorrow?

>>27541748
Sounds good to me.

>>27541748
Sure.

>>27541777
based atlus frozen.

>>27541748
Oh, and Law?
Thanks.

Spiral staircase.

>>27542591
Gorillas that take care of children and get shot

Milk duds are okay, but I prefer Mike and Ike's

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>>27543058