610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
http://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out next Wednesday (June 8th)!
How do the spa services in Ponyville rate to others across Equestria? They're not often the focus of attention in other places if only due to stories being about more purposeful journeys than recreation, but even the Crystal Empire's was up and running realtively swiftly - it may be as like as not that there wasn't much to modernize there. And think of all the small talk that goes on in all these daily getaways, too. It could be a spa pony gets to learning one or two secrets in their time.But it'd be unprofessional to tell.
>>27522151
Previous thread.
I really hope the Flutterbrother episode is really cute. It has Fluttershy in it so the probability is big.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
612 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27527169
That filly could really use a trip to the sauna.
>>27527164
I hope so too anon, cute ponies doing cute things is always good
>filly
>colt
>>27527191titty
please stop injuring the ponies
>>27527208
>>27527222
I want to see that colt interact with filly's "vagiber"
>>27527230
colt doesn't even know what that is
>>27527196
This season is in dire need of more adorable Fluttershy.
>implying a filly would be interested in wasting her precious time with you
>>27527256
Unfortunately for filly, I don't care.
>>27527256
I'll have you know the fillies love me
they tell me every time I give them filly treats
>>27527164
>Flutterhulkbrother
>>27527191massively inflated testicles
>>27527305
I like this pony a lot
>>27527305
>>27527315
Dance with the pony!
Feed the filly.
>>27527343
I can't dance.
due to accidents at the filly treats production facilities, there will be no more filly treats pending the investigation results
a company spokespony said it would probably be at least a year but was optimistic
>>27527371
Was the spokespony also a filly?
I just don't know if I can trust the company if it isn't run entirely by fillies in buisness suits.
>>27527315
>>27527398
Yes
I drew a thing
>>27527414
>no bow
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD
>>27527405
I like this pony a lot too
>>27527414
that's really sweetwhat about cutie marks?
>>27527433
I knew i was forgetting something
>>27527409
filly's looking extra smart in her suit
>>27527414
thing is good
>>27527305
Why is she sporting Kraut colors?
>>27527315
>>27527305
i like this pony a lot too but i hate the shitty names bronies are giving ponies these days
its like everyone stopped trying
>>27527435
gee anon you sure do like a lot of ponies
>Runs in the family
>>27527512
memes run in the fandom
>>27527478
well yeah
that pony is very likable as well
>>27527512
I bet Sweetie is super light
what does diamond tiara's tiara smell like
>>27527575diamond
>>27527575
lavender
>>27527575tiara
>>27527575silver spoon
will sweetie be tolerable when she is older?
>>27527575money
>>27527526
can you post happy little sweetie 1 please
>>27527595
O only tolerate her filly antics because she's cute, hard to say
would you work at the spa?
>>27527595
Tolerable and oh... so fuckable!
>>27527609
No but I would fuck the spa ponies.
>>27527609
I don't think I'm qualified enough to work there.
>>27527623
you just need to bathe ponies
it's real easy
they'll teach you
>>27527609
do you think if you had a spa cutiemark they would automatically give you the job
>>27527603
well okay
Filly wants to open her own spa.
She even bought the required equipment with your money already, so you can't say no.
>>27527609
I don't think I'd be hired, or if I was I'd be fired pretty quickly
>>27527663
alright but she can only hire other fillies
and there has to be a special room reserved for only me which is always staffed by 2 filly masseuses
>>27527663
I don't have money.
>>27527525
>>27527646
thanks fellow sweetielover
>>27527646
i love her so much
>>27527683
she wasn't my favorite filly originally but she has become that
>>27527437
Forgot that too
>>27527414
>>27527697
>nose to nose booping
That's lewd
>>27527697
>forgot the wings and horns
you all those alicorns
come on
>>27527697
THERE'S NO HANKY-PANKY GOING ON HERE, IS THERE
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>27527697
now can you add the bonerto each of them
>>27527710
fillies don't have that
didn't you go to filly school?
Is mlpg the filly center of the world?
>>27527697
I want a filly to pretty her snout into me like that
>>27527681
I see this pony but I don't see her with any parasols around
I think her cutie mark is a fake
Nyx found your porn.She asks why you're such a fucking faggot.
>>27527724
>anon hangin out in filly sex ed class
unf
>>27527679
>what is debt
UUUHHHHHHHHH
THICKER
>>27527756
you don't want to go into filly debt, trust me
>>27527747
>nyx
>nyxfags
>nyxposters
>>27527750
it's an important topic
https://derpibooru.org/17757
>>27527773
it makes me uncomfortable when ponies sit like that
they look really naked
>>27527773
nice pudge chubble bloom
>>27527771
>people responding to the singular nyxfag
>>27527731But we're all fillies here.
what are fillies filled with
>>27527831
Fillies
>>27527831
sunshine and rainbows.
>>27527831
Filly stuff.
>>27527731
nah, just the hugbox/ponychan2.0/EQD central of /mlp/
>>27527831
Friendship
>>27527850some fillies don't have friends
>>27527858
well those fillies are losers
>>27527858They friendship internally
>>27527803
when i am super bored i sometimes ironically nyxpost also
>>27527842
>hugbox
There's no consideration for the feelings of others to be found here. No feelings at all, in fact. It's pretty hardcore. In a /mlp/ thread, when someone posts something that would hurt someone else, they're doing it on purpose to let off steam. Here, people just don't give a shit. It's anything but a hugbox.
>>27527831
>>27527842
>hugbox
shiiiiiiiiiiit i havnt heard that word in years
>>27527896
that seems like a lot of poop
>>27527842
Is ponychan still alive?
>>27527917
It still exists, at least.
>>27527917
They merged with other imageboard.Even then they're pretty much dead.
>"I love you Anon."
don't forget to pack your pony an extra pair of panties in case she forgets
>>27527917
it will forever live in our hearts, and memes.
Filly wants a hug box.
>>27527957
it's not what she thinks it is
>>27527957
Filly can get a regular box
>>27527931
>i want nyx to be my daughter
>but i also want luna to be my mommy
WHAT DO I DO
>>27527976
Kill yourself
>>27527976same...
>>27527957
>search in google
>its a real thing
machines are taking over all of the filly hugging jobs, how do we stop this?
>>27527950
What if she didn't forget?
>>27528031
fillies with tentacles
>>27527976
Take a long walk off a short bridge.
>>27528031
get a filly
I heard you guys were talking about cute ponies
Is this true?
>>27527171
>>27528073
You were lied to.
"Cute" is not a strong enough word
>>27528073
That is correct
>>27528067
if filly is looking for some quick cheap hugs in the middle of the night, who do you think she is going to turn to?
there is no way you can compete with the hugging machine.
>>27528073
Off course!
evens: post pon drunkenly
odds: post pon responsibly
>>27528100
>>27528090
>>27528080
aww yeah
>>27528107
Please pony responsibly
>>27528119
We''l see about that
>>27528107
evens: no one cares
odds: no one cares
>>27528127
shut up Dash, or I'll make you take shots of girly fru fru drinks
>>27528100
Please keep your ponies on course
>>27527831
a smaller filly inside a filly costume
>>27528127
why is that cup and straw america sized? no pony body could possible hold that much liquid when the cup is practically half the size of a pony.
Filly asked you to check her urethra for bones.
>>27528144
for you
GS burritos are so huge they are served in 2 mares butt2butt
>>27528193
>ass to ass
>burrito on top of her butts
unf
>>27528193
mmmmm Shai hulud
>>27528193
>It hungers.. for more
>>27528193
It looks like one of those fucking things from tremors.
>>27528144
That straw is nowhere near America sized.
>>27528144
Unlike you pony is not a bitch ass nigga.
bug wants hug
>>27528144
pony likes it big
Your filly has evolved into a Luna!
Ballsack capacity has increased! Your pony can now hold TWO ponies!
>philly
>>27528205
appreciated
>>27528231
well hug it then
Filly wants hug
>>27528240
Old mare warns she has seen penises like that gobble ponies twice your size!
>>27528193
fuck the GS and its overpriced bullshit
also
>you are expected to tip the food mares
>you are expected to tip the waitress mares
>you are expected to tip the blowjob mares
they really know how to drain a guy of his bits
>>27528244
Are there fillies there?
>>27528285
A tip just means more food
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
Your Waifu is not as think as you drunk she is.
>>27528339
WHAT ARE YOU?
Filly got another colt.
She earned 30 bits and 10xp!
>>27528385
What's she leveling for?
WPSHH the pony.
>>27528467
More junk in her elephant trunk
>>27528386
those are some hot moves
>>27528386
it's DAAPI!
>>27528484
Derpy is a very hot pony
>>27528494
Daapi Fuvusu makes my kokoro go doki doki
Guys, I need a name for Celestia's dick
>>27528496
What's she's doing with her butt?
>>27528507
Butt stuff
>>27528386
OH DERPY MCGEE
YOU'RE THE DERPIEST
>>27528506
sunspear
>>27528506
>Celestia gives her dick weird and intimidating names
is it okay if filly invites a friend to sleep over?
>>27528476
That is not what towels are for, anonymous
>>27528638
of course he had a collar
season of flying saucer
>>27528646
Its been glorious
>>27528611
only if the friend doesn't have a cock.
>>27528638
I'd ask for a new towel just to WPSHH you with it every time.
>>27528682
I don't think so, the only pony who has those are Fluttershy and Applejack
>>27528683
rude!
lewd!
...rewd!
>>27528698
I love it when ponies do that single rear leg lift thing
Date the spa stallion
>>27528707
me too, its cute
the trotting in place thing is super cute as well
I wish the show would have more fun with quadrupedal biomechanics
>>27528710
I will
>>27528743
unlikely
>>27528772
Are you doubting me?
>>27528776
Being realistic
you will have much competition
>>27528698
>>27528715
>>27528772
That stallion look gay as fuck.
I bet that he kiss stallions and not mares
>>27528787
I sure hope so
>>27528787
not all the stallions can be gay
they need to reproduce
>>27528798
They're bisexual, they can kiss stallions and reproduce.
>>27528805
>>27528798
To be fair, even if they are gay, there are likely mandatory "collection" days that all stallions of legal age are required to participate in.
>>27528798
stallions can enjoy both types of pony
I skipped over a lot of the EqG books thinking they were just adaptations of the movies in some form, but turns out two of them are more than that. So I'm storytiming one of those books next week and the other over here now if any of you are interested:
>>27528820
>>27528601
>that cutiemark twitching
unf, a clear sign of a super horny pony
>>27528818
>stallions of legal age
What about colts?
They can eyaculate and would be more easy to turn those little guys in the rigth heterosexual way
>>27528850
I can always count on you to look at the butts
>>27528851
Legal age is 14.
A colt's first "penis inspection day" is used as the barometer to whether he'll be straight or gay.
Sadly, most colts (a stunning 57%) turn out gay.
>>27528887
>only 57
>>27528887
>your penis make you gay
Let me guess, the mares turn gay to any colt with a little cute penis
>>27528906
If is tiny and cute that means that you're gay if you're a pony
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/12/22/189971.jpg
The mares don't want to spread tiny penis DNA in the future generations
>>27528891
That is a majority. Of the remaining 43%, 10% don't have any interest in fillies or older mares.A further 6% find extra-species copulation to be superior, and state gryphons, dragons, and even minotaurs are more attractive.
>>27528906
No, usually it's the prostate massaging they use to collect the sample if there's no easy reaction to the nurses, or hoofjobs and onaholes fail.
>>27528507
It is a device that electrically stimulates muscles to prevent atrophy in cases where a patient has nerve damage and can't stimulate their muscles manually.
>>27528933
ha, what a homo cumming all over himself
>"Princess Twilight's Crystal Palace Friendship Headquarters, announcing the arrivals of warlords Doodle Mihawk, Don Quixote Pon-3, and Bartholomew Hooves."
>>27528986Aren't the last two dead?
>>27528933>colts with little penis are my festish
MLPg isn't for generate boners
Filly fell into the Anon pit.
Needless to say all Anons within 100 miles were shot.
>>27529046I don't know, Doflamingo was admiral-tier to begin with. I'd LIKE to think the real Kuma is still alive, too.
>>27529112
Nope,Kuma is a robot now. And also mass-produced.
>>27528986
I love how she's become more of a frequent background character
>>27529150
Those fuckin pacifista's, bruh.
Achievement Requirement:Successfully avoid filly's ult.
>>27529172
I'll just break my LoS to filly
>>27529150I wonder if the original Kuma is different than the mass produced versions. Or if it has anything of his old self left in him.
Also is the manga still on furry island?
>>27529164Is it bad that I think Carrot's adorable? Most, if not all, of the minks are just so likeable.
>>27529046
>>27529112
>>27529150
>>27529164
>>27529181
>>27529183
am I having a stroke
>>27529181Kuma Prime is a shell of a man. The time-skip was the last time he was still human.
And no, they're off the elephant. They're now in Candyland trying to stop a marriage.
Pudding's pretty qt, though, so either she's got some really crazy evil split personality or she's joining the crew.
>>27529183
M-MUST NOT FUG THE BUN
>>27529196
Oh so they already left to "save"Sanji
Well time to catch up then.
>>27529198
Fuzzy
little
flippety-floppety
ears
>>27528822
Damn, she's a player.
>>27529214
what if bun and pony
Fuck yeah/
When do you think we'll hear something about S7 if it's in production right now?
>>27529240
Maybe during the midseason hiatus
>>27529240
I think we actually did get confirmation on S7 a while back, but nothing on if it's in production yet
>>27529229
IDW is finally making a proper crossover with all the Hasbro shit that they have
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/idw-unveils-revolution-crossover-new-status-quo-for-several-hasbro-titles/pageno=?utm_campaign=idw-unveils-revolution-crossover-new-status-quo-for-several-hasb&utm_medium=internal_links&utm_source=breaking_banner
maybe MLP will get a crossover with the other kids comic or a EQG crossover with Jem.
But i doubt that, IDW just don't want to being recognized by MLP anymore
>>27529246
Honestly doubt it will be any time soon.
Comic Con will probably just throw us a bone about the finale and maybe them saying yeah S7 is happening and nothing more
>>27529240
After the movie.
If the movie sell a lot they will continue the show.
So... S6 will be the last season. The movie will sell poor like "The JEMs" movie
>>27529292
You're a fucking retard
>>27529292
>S6 will be the last season
Anon the movie is over a year away.
Not keeping the interest up for the movie with a S7 would be dumb. You have to be fucking retarded to think that S7 being made depends on the movie being successful.
You can hear pony ovulating from here.
>>27529297
MLP isn't popular like the S1/S2 era anymore, just a normal cartoon like johnny test for the normal peoples.
>>27529312
Especially since MLP is Hasbro's most profitable franchise
If you have two brain cells to rub together you'll realize that they won't cancel it anytime soon
>>27527191
That's Sugar, isn't it?
>>27528851
>eyaculate
I could have sworn I saw the word eye in there.
http://i.imgur.com/Qtv9jYX.png
>>27527222
>>27529323
It's the brand that is giving Hasbro the most money out of all their girl oriented brands, dude
It's not gonna go anywhere anytime soon
>>27529326
Nope, it's the halfling.
>>27529326
It's Hope
>>27529292
>The movie will sell poor like "The JEMs" movie
>>27529328
So THAT'S how mares get pregnant from eye contact. It all makes sense now.
>>27528217
Graboid
>>27529323
My Little Pony remains a vibrant and growing property. The core My Little Pony brand did extremely well in 2015 with positive revenue growth in several countries backed by strong point-of-sale and the launch of the new Friendship is Magic collectible segment. My Little Pony has established itself as a major lifestyle brand, and for 2015 was our top licensed property.
We experience a slowdown in Equestria Girls that offset much of the growth we saw in other areas of the brand. In January 2016, we launched a new Mini Dolls! Equestria Girls line which is off to a very good start.
Overall My Little Pony brand engagement is very high across all lines of the business. To maintain this momentum we are continuing to invest in multichannel storytelling, while evolving our entertainment strategy to more effectively deliver content.
>>27529263
Y'all ponyfucking faggots need jesus
Do you like fillyposting MLPG or do you think it's annoying ?
>>27529399
Why would I need a Mexican?
>>27527222
>>27529336
how does this happen
>>27529407
It's the least annoying type of shitpost, I don't really mind it
>>27529407
I'm neutral on it. It's not the worst kind of shitposting.
>>27529407
It gets tiring but it's better than fetishposting.
>>27529407
it can be fun
it's really only annoying when someone is trying to blatantly push something offtopic with it
>>27529399
Heresy.
>>27529407
Neutral. It's posting ponies, so at least it's more on topic than other things. And besides, who doesn't like cute little mares? If I don't like it, I just scroll past it.
THIS JUST IN
MLPG LOVES FILLIES
>>27529407
it just another type of shitposting, but at least is a cute shitposting that work like a bump for this thread
>>27527917
>>27527920
>>27527930
>>27527956
Makes me wonder where people go to discuss pony nowadays
/mlp/ seems to be the only place that's remained consistently active
>>27529467
Ponygoons is still around but that place is pretty much dead.
>>27529467
I'd guess Derpibooru and some part of the pony subreddits are also still talking about pony.
Guys c'mon, if you accept religious values you can stop looking at weird gay horse porn based on a show for little girls. That is perverted, gentlemen, and you know it. You don't have to give up the show, just the pony porn.
>>27529504
because you are personal best friends with the fastest greatest cutest pony of all time!
>>27529504
Anyone who can take as much dick up the ass and still shit perfectly fine the morning after is a great pony in my books, Rarity.
>>27529504
If your third-best is Twalot then we can be niggas, Goat.
>>27529500
>ponygoons is dead
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>27529509
Fastest? Yes
Custest/Greatest? Heck Nah
>>27529522
OFFICIAL POWER PONY RANKINGS:
AJ > RARA > TWILGHT > PANKO > DASH > FLUTTERSHY
Lauren Faust agreed, don't bother her about it.
>>27529533
I kinda feel bad for them.
>Pay who knows how many fucking dollars to have an account, an avatar and what else
>banned because it's pony
It's not morally right, delete the gay pony porn and be free
>>27529539
Truly, Goat, you is my niggest of niggas.
>>27529539
Swap Dash and AJ and it's perfect.
>>27529539
It's so sad AJ is your favorite Goat.
All that possible taste...wasted on her.
Alas such is life.
>>27529539
>you will never cuddle a naked AJ
>>27529549
I'm not just going to delete 50gigs of porn just because someone tells me to
>>27529539
I HAVE THE SAME POWER RANKING
WE ARE FRIENDS NOW
>>27529571
Jesus tells you too, man. Do it.
>>27529567
>Twilight scooting her naked butt along the ground
U N F
N
F
>>27529457
>>27529539
well what do you know
you likes goats
>>27529578
Doesn't that just mean she has worms?
>>27529578
>>27529577
I just got off the phone with him and he told me to share it with him
>>27529590
I'd put my worm in her butt
If you know what I mean
>>27529595
Wrong Jesus. Not the one pronounced Hay-Zoos, aka ur lawn mower operator, but Jesus as in Jee-Zuss, the lord and savior son of god
>pony Jesus
>she is from Mexicolt
>eats your lawn for below minimum wage
>>27529607
Yeah, that's the one
He told me he likes Braeburn stuff the most, so he's actually kind of a pleb
>>27529572
okay maybe but first, who's the best princess?
>>27529585
I never said my opinions were good. But they are mine.
>>27527474
>its like everyone stopped trying
Makes sense, it means that they're taking after the show.
>>27529626
I googled Braeburn and got an apple. What.
>>27529634
Look at the bright side goat.
They're decent. Could be much worse. There are people here that could challenge Terse.
nobby, if you're here, please draw anon grabbing a filly that has fallen into his enclosure and dragging her around
>>27529634
I can't even really hate on anyone for disliking Dash, she has such an abrasive personality it's hard for her to end up anywhere but the extremes for rankings
>Hating on medium Apple
>>27529666
Dash should stop eating so much pizza. She won't be able to fit her bubbly butt into her Wonderbolts suit at this rate.
>>27529666
For me Dash is constantly fighting Ponk for third place.
I might make a lot of jokes about her but she's not that bad. It's just easy to point out that she has done some pretty damn stupid shit in the past.
Which honestly is what makes MMDW less bad in my eyes. The girls were dealing with fucking Dash, their actions are justified. Talking with her wasn't an option.
>>27529666
I will say that Dash is ridiculously cute sometimes. Just because she's my least favorite doesn't mean she's a bad pony. None of them are really bad ponies.
>>27529693
that's about the only way to justify that episode
FLUTTER SIBLINGS SOON
>>27529645
Braeburn is a variety of apple.
So are Granny Smiths, McIntoshes, Galas, Red Deliciouses, Golden Deliciouses, and Jonagolds.
>>27529694
I used to not really like Dash all that much, but the recent episodes has me seeing the appeal.If I think of her less as a cunt and more as a lovable, earnest dope she's great.
>>27529743
that's the spirit!
>>27529634
>okay maybe but first, who's the best princess?
Candy ass.
>>27529787
>>27529787
I like you
>filly
>>27529787
hahaha
woooooow
You got the first letter right, at least!
>>27529805
not now noi, adult ponies are talking
>>27529805
N O I
Bug butt
>>27529797
>>27529806
>>27529805
NOI
O
I
Korean pony was forced to wear pants due to obscenity laws.
I wish pinkie were here
why do people like sunset shimmer
>>27529859
Shit taste
>>27529806
Celestia is a very elegant ponoe
>>27529843
i wonder what sex with pinkie would be like
>>27529893
I want to ride that Pinkie plushie around that woman's house
>>27529893
Happy
>>27529893
It would berealbecause she's real
>>27529932
of course she is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oj_afW4yek
Roommate pony says that she's gonna pick up a few groceries today. Anything you need?
>>27529986
I need a job
Can pony get me one?
>>27529986
tilapia if it's on sale
salmon if it's not
thanks pony
>>27529986
A bag of mini donuts the same color as her coat.
>>27530002
pony says she's got a job for you
and then points at her featureless crotch
Please do not touch the ponies' featureless crotches. They are highly sensitive.
>>27530007
>>27530023
Not THAT kind of job.
Just because pony is naked doesn't mean you can stick it in her whenever you want.
>>27530057
why not?
minuette
discuss
>>27530087
more like minslutte
>>27530087
>>27530087
what does her cutie mark mean?
>>27530075
Because that is rape. And rape is bad.
>>27530130
why is rape bad?
>>27530098
>>27530087
Consider it discussed, friend.
>>27529923
I wonder how much she would talk
>>27530185
I like my coffee like I like my ponies.
Anally.
>>27530087
So what does Minuette do all day?
>>27530146
Morality doesn't exist, so rape is not bad. It is not good. It simply is.
Of course, you can expect to be locked in prison and/or murdered out of vengence for the act
>>27530199
>>27530203
She tells everyone about how she's friends with Princess Twilight.
>>27530199
nonstop
with a short break when she cums
>>27530205
The Stranger, please.
>>27530199
Look at that little tummy
Why would you want to have sex with her when you can blow raspberries on it all night?
>>27530217
>implying she wouldn't make foghorn noises when she orgasms
This is Pinkie we're talking about. You'd be lucky to go one session without her pulling out a "whoopee" cushion.For whoopee situations.
>>27530245
I think it would be funny if it was the one thing that shut her up
>>27530238
Why can't I do both? I can't I wreck her and idly pet her soft belly and fluffy chest afterwards?
>>27530254
>she has silent orgasms
>but she shakes and wiggles and curls in on herself during them
Mare is angry that you won't rape her
>>27530254
It would, were it a strong enough one, probably cause her to shift frequencies to beyond the human range of hearing.
>>27530278
>this prolongs the orgasm, causing her to wiggle, jiggle, curl, and shake even more.
>eventually she's just a tiny vibrating pink blob that's emitting a low-pitched "eeeeeee" noise.
>>27530290
What if she made the most lewd and erotic noises when she cums, but aside from some eye fluttering remains completely stonefaced?
which of you chucklefucks is responsible for this
>>27530322
>Scootaloo
hahaha oh wow
>>27529539
My nig
>>27530498
Honestly earth ponies are just unicorns or pegasi that were cursed to lose their wings/horn
>>27530160
Nice belly.
>>27530322
are these ships from a game? they kinda look like the ones in ED
>>27530532
They are from the x-wing miniatures game
Being an earth pony must be boring.
>>27530554
Have you tried it?
>>27530694
no what's it taste like?
>>27530554
I will fight you
>>27530728
Apples
>>27530749
Whoops the unicorns and pegasi have already beaten the earth ponies
Better luck next lifetime
Stop being ded.
>>27530801
They will never beat earth ponies due to the fact they are not earth ponies
>>27530816
Look at that hoe with Dirt Rockets
>>27530802
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it, punk?
>>27530816
he's right
that would be like athletes competing in the special Olympics
>>27530823
I am going to have to fight a lot of anons it seems
Would shiny let me suck his horsecock if it was just as bros
>>27530847
the odds are against you, unclothed one
What will FlutterNEET's cutie mark look like?
What if the ponies were right all along?
>>27530963
a stallion sitting on Fluttershy
>>27530900
tomatoes are fruits
>>27530831
RARE NOI
>>27531006
That isn't rare, she isn't even crystallized.
There's nothing stronger than love.
Except an m32 rotary grenade launcher.
Because fuck you and everyone near you.
>>27530954
that's a well-camouflaged horse, I almost missed him
Crystal Noi.
Alicorn Noi.
Shiny Noi.MareNoi.
Erotic horseback riding.
>>27531023
how rare is a shiny noi?
>>27530160
this guy has gotten real good since he started.
>>27531096
they all kind of look the same to me
>>27531096
he also makes me want to impregnate that ponker
>>27531055
Does she just want me to
Sit on her back?
While she reads?
Am I supposed to be reading too?
Are we supposed to be reading together?
HOW DOES THIS WORK
>>27531137
Just sit in the saddle.
The pony will take care of the rest.
>>27531176
Fuck the saddle. I want to ride her bareback.
>>27531137
You read to her.She likes it when you do the voices for the characters.
>>27530518
Noi is a very cute filly.
>>27531195
I want to get her an autographed plush of Dash for her filly day
https://derpibooru.org/1168272
what the fuck dot
>>27531193
Fuck I love pone bellies.
>>27531195
hanging out with noi and bonbon
>>27531210
says commission
>>27531195
NOI
O
I
>>27531215
What if Bon Bon getsannoied?
https://derpibooru.org/1168224
TWO MARES
ONE STALLION
>>27531124
not really. I remember his first drawings and he's come a long way.
I'm not sure who style he emulates but he's doing a bang up job.
>>27531247
He has two waifus?
>>27531247
noice
>>27530989
>tomatoes are fruits
So's applejack
>>27531247
>there will never be enough Zecora
Feels bad, man.
>>27531247
Big Mac needs to impregnate the zebra.
And the pegasus. Especially the pegasus.
butts
>>27531346
I want to impregnate that ass
>>27531391
I want to impregnate that womb.
>>27531403
>>27531185
Riding on her bareback, naked. Your cock and balls resting against her bouncing back as she slowly walks and stretches around, arching her back just the right way so her silky soft fur rubs against your penis. After an hour or so, you can't take it anymore and cum all over her back.
The ponies are ready to be impregnated.
>>27531507
I would kill for them.
>>27531507
>>27531507
even that filly?
>>27531507
Even that stallion?
>>27531567
I'd impregnate that stallion tee bee eych
http://i.imgur.com/ZrfwQqF.webm
Would you stroke this pussy?
>>27531507
Excellent.
>>27531599
every day I have to deal with these damn ponies shoving their mare bits into me
>>27531627
>mare bits
>into
I'm not so sure those were mare bits.
>>27531641
what you've never had a winking mare clit shoved into your chest?
>>27531507
>>27531675
>>27531718
I don't think my monitor refreshes fast enough for this sorcery.
Anon forced to wear the spa ponies headband and collar.
>>27531742
Anon getting a job at ponyville spa
>>27531627
Is that an issue?
>>27531742
does that turn him into a spa pony?
That's our Applejack!
>>27531750
Yes.
>>27531755
>hoedown
That's my girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZkz1aRfGs
>>27531779
>Twilight magically shoves a flower vase up her asshole
How come Celestia made a novice into a princess?
>>27531839
she's like 10k years old, she likes to fuck around every princess cycle or so
>>27531779
the light around her horn is just an illusion
the real magic comes from hergiant futa cock
>>27530306
>>27531082
like, really rare
>>27531839
>2 novices
fixd for u
>>27531857
>>27531877
Time to fap.
>>27531866
Cadence was a pegasus, Celestia didn't give her any lessons until after she became a princess.
>>27531943
Yes, and? She was a novice.
what kind of panties will you wear once you become a pony
Why aren't you buying their merchandise, anon?
Do you WANT their franchise to fail or something?
>>27531877
>emotionless
what do you mean
look at her shes having a blast
>>27531877
>>27532076
horsepanties
>>27532142
but they are all horse panties
>>27532086
I want to date those Equestria girls!
>>27532131
>tfw mare will never be this forward with you
>>27532208
date this
>>27532217
Why is a deadpan girl that loves sex so fucking hot?
Coming back from the bathroom you saw Mare slip something into your drink.
>>27532235
I'm more into the shy ones.It's a shame they're usually the fucked up and broken ones.
>>27532281
ruffled Fluttershy is so cute
I would do that to her stupid poofy mane nonstop
>>27532288
Me too.
>stupid poofy mane
Hey bro, fuck you.
>>27532218
>You will never date a sassy, bacon, pony girl.
>>27532301
it just looks kind of like she used too much hairspray
angry pone
>>27532333
calm pone down
>>27532333
Dont you scrunch at me in that tone of voice.
>>27532343
>>27532333
I like to think that the angrier the pone is, the scrunchier the face gets
So like a super mad pone would just be this wrinkled up face vibrating intensely
>>27532281
>>27532353
dumb fucking teens
>>27532333
>>27532353
kek
ya wot
>>27532384
Celestia's carnal desires has combined with her motherly impulses.
>>27532366
we're all were young
>>27532414
That's when you get stuff like unbirthing or age regression, anon.
It's a dangerous road to go down.
>>27532392
Why is she crying apples
>>27532414
oh how horrible
>>27532426
>we're all were young
>>27532456
what, did i fucked syntax up again?
goddamit
>>27532456
were all are we fillies once
I like Twilights new princess hat.
She got it in the post after mailing in 10 cereal box tops.
>>27532495
Pony-O's suck
>>27532470
It's okay.
We're all made mistakes around here.
>>27532495
>big party today
>gonna wear my new sweet hat
>NOI is wearing the same hat
WHAT TO DO?!
>>27532495
princess sucks
>>27532333
>>27532501
https://derpibooru.org/589308
I wonder what they taste like?
>>27532522
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/2/10/239125.png
>>27532513
>>27532441
Filly crushed on Geralt
Turn the mares into fillies so they can fillypost, too.
>>27532546
That was a good year
What happened
>>27532586
MMC killed the sincerity a lot of people had about liking the show.
I wasn't one of them.
Why is it June already?
what the fuck.
Oh man did the mods finally deleted the porn threads, ah that was i great.
>tfw you posted a lot of porn on a SFW board and didn't get banned.
Luna is a ponelet princess
>>27532634
shouldn't you be in college already?
>>27532538
>>27530049
fuck you hasbro. they are forcing us to like their shitty new characters by making them super cute
>My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree
>A brand-new adventure awaits our Equestria Girls at Camp Everfree.
>Camp Everfree is in danger of closing down! It's up to our Equestria Girls and their newfound super abilities to throw a Crystal Gala fundraiser to show their support and help save the camp!
Oh fuck me this sounds bad. These movies just keep getting worse and worse.
>>27532977
>hurr starlight is bad xd
stupid memer
Hey dorks how's it dorkin'?
>>27532977
Come on, her redemption was crap but she gets better!
>>27532353
source
>>27532997
>anthro
>furry mouth
into the trash it goes!
>>27532994
Dorky
>>27532983
I think EqG girls in a Summer camp setting could be pretty fun.
I feel as though I should pony the pony.
>>27533145
How much pone could a pony pone pone if a pony pone pone pone pon?
anyone else been on a huge sweetiefap spree
>>27533078
Here's your (You)
>>27533176
I go all in on the 3 of them. Feels wrong excluding one or two.
How does your pony deal with a break-up?
>>27533204
Immediately fucking someone else.
when do they usually give out a show preview?
>>27533220
Thursday
i would like 1 sweaty pony ass in my face please
>>27533204
>Implying Twilight could ever get herself someone to break up with.
Wouldn't having a white coat really suck as you'd have stains all the time?
>>27533200
But which one first?
>>27533084
Dorktacular.
Goodnight.
Gonna miss the days when 80% of Fluttershy porn wasn't incest.
anyone else feel like they got punched in the balls really hard after watching mlp
QUICK REQUESTS
>>27533308
Well it does make my crotch feel funny
>>27533285
Depends on my mood.
>>27533316
colt being an absolute madman
>>27533316
MRS CAKE AND ANON
>>27533316
HUGE HUMAN CADENCE AND CUDDLY PONY SHINY
>>27533316
ARTIST'S CONCEPTION OF FLUTTERSHY'S BROTHER
>>27533316
Pouty AJ.
>>27533316
Daapi
>>27533316
fluttershys brother wearing his sisters panties
+3 extra points if you show ponut
+5 extra points for boner
>>27533316
Anon being absorbed into twilight's horn
>>27533316
REALLY BIG sister Celestia and little brother Anon sexytimes
>>27533338
how big do you like your derpy ass? huge or super huge?
>>27533316
Pony sleeping in a pile of toilet paper
>>27533353
Huge and pantyclad
>>27533316
MOON
DANCER
>>27533316
Lewdprincess being ded
>>27533204
Twilight is taken aback and suddenly her entire schedule, plan, backlog are all a mess. So many things she needed you to be there for, gone. All those romantic evenings and what not, cancelled. Her loss of someone to hold at night, crushed. She can't take it; she goes nuts until she snaps, and constructs a weird cartoonish device that she plants onto your head to ensure that you love her forever. Struggle ensues with her friends and yours who notice something is off. Humorously, the device fails and breaks at an opportune moment on the same day, then a short emotional outburst and group hug later, Twilight writes to Celestia that she learned a friendship lesson about loss and letting go.
>>27533361
noiiiiiiiice
>>27533389
>a friendship lesson about loss
>Celestia waits to read your side of the story
>opens your letter
>( i ) i-i ii L
>>27533204
cry and leave to another universe out of shame
>>27533389
>a while later after you get home from work to find the aftermath
>Tell her you said "shes breaking up"
>Phone service in Ponyville is still new and shit.
>>27533325
>>27533419
But Sunset Shimmer is still in Canterlot High
I can't imagine things aren't awkward around BradHonestly I kind of hope they get back together
>>27533441
>Did you eat Mr. Cake?
>>27533441
why is draw so small
>>27533316
Nobby pls draw applejack feeding her herd of anons in their pen.
>>27533461
>>27533502
https://youtu.be/H5d42w4ZcY4
>>27533525
You now what they they about artist who draw small images
>grab >>27533550
>mouse over >>27533525
>>27533579
hehehehehe
>>27533579
>>27533579
It's better if you do it the other way
>>27533579
>>27533579
ha, nooby is eatin a dick RIGHT NOW
Thursday foals
>>27533579
meme night
>>27533695
>>27533661
everything is alright
>>27533658
>dash rarely uses her legs
>she can kick through trees with enough strength to cobble dogs with
fucken horse shit
>>27533701
>those fuck me eyes
Please, no.
>>27533701
I want to impregnate gloomy and marker
>>27533701
i want to hug those tits and wedgie that thong
>>27532983
That's the problem with "Equestria Girls" in general.
The staff are obligated to put Just Enough Effort into the movies, resulting in lots of corn and peanuts in that metaphorical turd. It *won't* be terrible, there may be some bits that will appeal to your heart and/or dick, but it also will be a pale echo of things you truly like.
>>27533740
please don't bully the marker
>>27532983
sounds like a huge fucken waste of super powers
>>27533701
I prefer Gloomy when she's big and all filled-out
>>27532983
Literally how many god damn special magic that happen in certain circumstances should even exist at this point? There is no consistency.
>>27533726
>>27533740
>>27533772
https://derpibooru.org/1116808
>>27533791
no, I mean big and filled out everywhere.bottom-heavy if possible.
>>27533791bigger
>>27533813
>gloomy with a big FAT ass
THAT'S LEWD
>>27533820
her butt's always been fat
>>27533744
I can't not hear TURN DOWN FOR HWAT
>>27533855
no, i want a tiny gloomy with a huge ass
>>27533855
https://derpiboo.ru/767898
>not this version
>>27533873
we can't all be futa enthusiasts, anon
>>27533873
it's alright, but the balls could be bigger
what the fug
>>27533873
i hate the anal vore fetish but this is the perfect time to crawl in there to stimulate her while she faps
>>27533892
it's hard to fap with hooves, you know
you're going to have to do some work in there
>>27533912
ya but can i just enjoy going inside of a giant horse ass without being vored to death
>>27533925
of course
gloomy is a very considerate pony
she'll let you out when you're done
My dudes, I am happy to announce that after four years and millions of dollars in research grants, we at MLPG Labs have finally managed to synthesize Pony venom.
>>27533925
>inside of a horse ass like that
>while another futa mare throatfucks you
sounds terrible, that is something i would not want at all
>>27533936
is this the venom that turns you into a pony
>>27533936
>>27533972
How do you tell an orange hopeful from a dirt rocket?
>>27533791
She's still legal, right?
>>27533972
>>27533981
It's illegal only if you get caught
>>27533976
practice
>>27533984that shouldn't make it hotter, but it does
>>27533987
Pony wants the chicken nugger with a side of sweer potato.
>>27534004
pony is going to prison
The last two images will be of Coco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rszPXD8PSdY
Filly ask if they're making another MGS
>>27534011
I love Princess Twist
1-3:draw
4-6:pone
7-9:beb
0/dubs:build
new
moist
warm
willing
whorse
where?
>>27534027
have a good beb
NEW THREAD WHERE HOLY FUCK
neigh
>>27534038
it's right fucking there
goddamn
calm down
>>27534037
>>27534037
>>27534037
Just chill. Metaphorically, as it were - steam's generally rather warm.
>>27533988
I'm sure she likes making you squirm
Little girls can be so mischievous
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>27533983I fucking love Tyrian
I love Princess Sunset Shimmer.
I love Princess Twist
like, a lot
I love Princess Sunburst