610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
http://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
Has the Ponyville spa always had so many employees, or have they had to expand their operation to meet a growing demand? There have been some notable new inhabitants in moving in over the last several years. Perhaps it's signs of the town getting bigger, slowly but surely. The mayor'd surely welcome that, and it would be a cause for refurbishing Town Hall.
Gotta make sure the hot water supply's adequate for the demand, though.
>>27515941
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
>human
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Has Pony been getting enough sleep?
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MLPG
>>27522188
But I see their vaginas every day!
>who is this "filly?"
>why won't she talk to me
>>27522164
>That whole fukkin' book
>>27522221
make it stop
>>27521927
>>27521966
>>27522203
But there's nothing back there, anon.
What a tiny, unimpressive butt.
>>27522253
I love her tiny butt
>>27522207
Have you tried asking around school?
>>27522230
holy fuck their adorable
>>27522207
A filly has no name.
>>27522227
You can't stop it anon
Just embrace it
Filly wants a name.
>>27522305
yeah and I want to bang two ponies at once but we can't always get what we want
>>27522305
I christen her Slutty Penismuncher
>>27522173
what about the 12th one?
>>27522305
How about Amber Waves?
Filly is calling herself extremely cheesy porn names and constantly checking for yourerectionreaction.
>>27522355
Pretty sure Spice Up Your Life is #12, it's just that it showed up on zap2it as 13
go to bed mlpg
there's a filly waiting for you
>>27522393
>>27522397
what's wrong little apple
>>27522409
Being an apple is suffering.
>>27522415
Ain't that the truth
>>27522375
slice up your life = slice of life? or at least thats what it sounds like. Another slice of life-like episode.
>>27522397
Butfillies are not real.
>>27522456
>>27522415
>>27522441
What's making you suffer?
>>27522173
>>27522375
>no new episode titles past ep.12
So how many months do you think the mid-season hiatus is going to be?
help, my fillie's butt is getting to large
Filly had enough.
>>27522397
Already in bed.
No filly in sight.
Looking like the pillow gets the cuddles tonight.
>>27522497
a new horse is a good horse
>>27522545
I don't think there would be one. they aren't being listed because they are still being produced.
hopefully
>>27522545
two months
>>27522573
i would like to attend magic kindergarten
i don't see what's so bad about it
>>27522585
It's a full 26 episode season, and the guide thing Hasbro/Discovery Family put out earlier (don't have a handy link) said that this would be the mid-season finale.
So there'll be 14 more episodes in S6. We even know the name of one of them already.
>>27522494
Imagine being a filly.
Now imagine that your entire life revolves around apples.
>>27522582
Always.
Pony is gonna swing by McD's, want anything?
>>27522597
you're lying it's too good to be true
>>27522619
I'll nuzzle Marker
>>27522630
Just some fries for now
>>27522545
i love twily and her huge vagina
>>27522637
that's my prediction
>>27522630
more time with pony
>>27522619
Man, I wish I could hang out with marker for a bit. I bet she's so nice. I mean, she's a cute pony, how much better can you get?
>>27522630
100 mcnuggets
evacuate the children
>>27522630
pony no its bad for you
>>27522641
Don't you mean her hugearse cunt?
>>27522545
a year hopefully
>>27522630
Go to the greasy slut instead. They're having a special.
>>27522640
What about hug?
>>27522650
A cute pony you can hang with. I can dig it.
>>27522689
I bet she'd even let me boop her every once in a while
>>27522668
>>27522680
what other food do they have at the GS? can i get a burrito that is really wedged deep in cheeks?
>>27522704
I'd play board games with Junior.
>>27522707
Yeah, they have a butt and cheese burrito
It's served inside a burger mare's butt
>>27522724
>fat
>with tats
L M A O
no
>>27522736
apparently that art pony really likes that though
i'm dead
>>27522696
That's a dangerous path to go down.
>>27522607
well fugg
>>27522742
THAT'S NOT SCITWI
REEEEEEE
>>27522736
>shit taste
L M A O
>>27522736
its like when the fat stripper comes over to flirt but i am too awkward to tell her to fuck off.
i would just eat my nachos out of the ass as fast as possible and move on to the dessert slut pony.
>>27522765
>sharing that shit taste
L M F A O
OK pal
>>27522779
get out of my face meme garbage
>>27522397
I wish
>>27522784
the only garbage here are fat girls with tats and the methheads who like them ie u ROFL
>>27522796
now this is shitposting
>>27522774
Fat strippers are nice and thick, not fat and saggy like the tatted ones
why do you think they cover themselves with tats, ain't no one getting fooled by the stretchmark crayola coloring
>>27522801
R O F L M A O
>>27522796
>the only garbage here are fat girls with tats
Don't talk shit about Twilights butthole tattoo
>>27522742
that's a cute twalot
>>27522811
(You)
>>27522397
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>27522813
>Daddy's magic hole
Twilight stahp
>>27522752
ponies are inherently non-dangerous
>>27522832
OH REALLY
>>27522841
YA REALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_nzcZJxSVo
>>27522859
ahahahah
that's pretty good
>>27522821
yfw the only thing between it and child porn is the fact that they are not technically even human and therefore don't count.
>tfw i get hyped about this
>>27522882
there's always loli
>>27522892
also I know that this is kind of a newfag-like question but how do you make spoiler text? its been quite a while since i revisited 4chan and i forgot how to.
>>27522831
>>27522910
where have you been
Pony won't stop it.
>>27522926
living life and preparing for finals.
Remember, filly is exclusively for cute.
>>27522910
Ctrl + S
filly is tired of your booping and is suing you for rape threats
>>27522983
thanks. i thought I had to highlight than hit something else.
>>27522996
>Booping is rape
I don't care how cute filly is, she's actually gonna get raped in court.
filly's headphone cord keeps getting stuck under her chair, so she decided to become a super villain
Are fillies non addictive?
>>27522948
how do you forget how to spoiler text? twilight is disappointed in your memorization skillsCTRL + S
>>27523041
Happened to me when I'd been using other boards, where you %%spoiler%%.
>>27523041
>implying you can speak for a character that doesn't actually exist and wouldn't care about you to begin with.
>>27523055
>"Studying for finals" my flank. You didn't study at all, did you Anon?
>>27523074
Obviously I'm not the topic starter.
>>27523074
I actually did. want to finish off senior year with good grades at least.
>>27523093
>Regardless, you should be studying. Wasting your time on silly internet forums does not facilitate learning!
>>27523105
>Good for you, Anon! I'm proud!
Filly collapsed the wave function.
>>27523110
For me it does. I'm a translator, it helps me with my job.
>>27523127
Silly filly.
>>27523139
>Well, I suppose that's fair. Still, reading more exotic literature never hurt one's mental agility!
>>27523139
>all knowledge is made purposely difficult for mud and bird ponies to read
>to keep them uneducated and easier to control and manipulate
ha, classic celestia.
>>27523172
Oh, I love reading and I read ~2mb of text per day in three languages. But forums like this one are a pretty good source of live language.
>>27523124
awww dank u
>>27523174I like her showing up more this season
https://mobile.twitter.com/Nero/status/737794104851988480/video/1
filly wants to roar like a feminist so that you can hear her
>>27523190
my dick is a good source of live language here's how it says "I like you" *fugs you in the butt*
anyone have that picture where twily is proud of you for cleaning your anus
>>27523193
>It is my opinion that learning should always be rewarded. Now get over here so I can hug you!
>>27523190
>Books are living too!
>>27523244
smoothback twily looks so naked here
>>27523254
>But Anon, we're always naked!
>>27523311
>>27523230
Sorry, not interested in cybercuddling.
>>27523311
THICC
you posted the wrong picture
>>27523327
>Rude! And here I thought you were a good friend to ponies!
here is what i meant to post
https://derpibooru.org/1167633
I am NOT a dashffag or a fatfag please believe me
>>27523360
Thank goodness you mentioned being a fatfag, I almost opened it.
>>27523393
Same.
Oh no! A child has fallen into the pony exhibit!
>>27523446
Leave the child there.
It's in a better place now.
>>27523446
and it looks like a dangerous filly is about to cuddle him
>>27523446
Shoot pony
>>27523360
whoa that's pretty good
>>27523393
>>27523424
not him, it's actually not fat stuff
It's Ember tied up and being cuddled by Rarity, there's a set of it with different ponies cuddling Ember
>>27523480
is there a sweetiebelt cuddleing ember?
>>27523480
We were talking about the first picture that he had deleted.
>>27523471
Do not shoot the pony.
>>27523705
I already shot the pony.
>>27523712
God dammit anon
>>27523446
Shoot the child, it's a danger if injured!
>>27523718
It was walking on two legs and clothed, it obviously was rabid.
>Luring ponies out of protected areas with cakes so you can cuddle them illegally.
>>27523747
illegal cuddles?
>>27523854
Cuddle poaching.
>>27523360
>one sided shipping
Now that's a great tag.
>>27523864
im not sure how that works
Filly did the thing and then Anon gave her (you)s!
>>27523936
Listen, pony needs your help. She's going through boop withdrawal. Help keep her away from anything than could boop her.
>>27523975
>>27523937
It's like regular poaching, but with cuddles.
Or cuddling without a C-licence.
>>27523982
Pony will let you rut her, but all her friends have to watch.
>>27523982
Still wanna see combat petting.
>>27524005
http://pastebin.com/ikC2vHVz
>>27524026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing
Anon, for your crimes against pony kind, you are sentenced with the harshest possible punishmentBecoming best friends with your least favorite pony
>>27524005
Reminds me of a green where in order to be with your waifu, she had to go to Earth with you, meet your family, and pretty much be rutted in public.
>>27524059
Link please?
>>27524040
So, if a pony defeats you in combat petting you become a pony?
Like if a midget beats you up?
Goodnight, MLPG.
Fillies
>>27524147
they come out at night
>>27524130
sleep tight, peetzer
would you tell pony she has cum in her mane?
>>27524196
24/7 fillies
>>27524282
I wish I had a filly pillow or two. I bet I'd sleep a lot better if I did.
Sweetie Belle wants an Anon pillow.
>>27524293
that pic of rarity and sweetie is adorable
he's cute
u
t
e
>>27524332
....hute?
>>27524332
Hute?
shining armor is fucking spike again
>>27524311
But she tore up her last one.
>>27524332
I know!
I just want to smooch him right on his snoot!
>>27524352
Sorry, he's Starlights.
She would probably disembowel you if you tried to take him from her.
>>27524381
Would she mind if a Trixie?
>>27522151
I would cuddle the shit out of that stallion.
>>27524396
I'd just wear track suits, drink vodka and squat with him.
>>27524381
But how will I complete my collection of sun poners?
DON'T LOOK AT THE MOON
>>27524392
>implying you're good enough for Trixie
>>27524413
I can pull my thumb off.
I know magic.
Nyx wants you to tuck her into bed.
>>27524411
disgusting.
Which pony has the ult where she gains an AOE heal and a huge melee damage buff?
>>27524453
Nyx
Is Hearths Warming Tale the best musical episode we've gotten so far?
>>27524467
The one with Cheese.
>>27524478
I liked Pinkie Pride a lot too, that one was my previous favorite, but the variety of songs in this one and Pinkie's Present being so high energy and cheerful made HWT top it.
>>27524467
It's really up there, but not quite. Probably second.
>>27524464
Well, okay, but then which one is the one that keeps telefragging me?
>>27524488
>>27524490
Pinkie Pride was an episode that had two mediocre singers on it.
>>27524507
>Weird Al
>Shannon
>mediocre
Anon...
>>27524507
Yeah, I think a couple of the background ponies in the first song needed some work.
Cute scouts.
After tying a number of balloons around filly's midsection, anon ties a final string around the filly and lets her go, while keeping a firm grip on the last string. Filly floats up to the end of the string, squealing with joy and bobbing up and down.
The string snaps.
>>27524550
Weird Al isn't even be creative enough to make his own songs.
Cute princesses
>>27524568
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE
>>27524563
>Cute scout
>>27524575
I want that artist to draw Nyx.
Cuddlecolt
>>27524606
I like you sometimes
>>27524581
He didn't build that!
>>27522151
so are the spa ponies Romanian or something? They had similar accents.
>>27524631
I just wonder how the Russian MLPG reacted to them.
>>27524575
The princess's cute friends!
Pony has a minor freakout, squealing and running circles around your legs.
>>27524631
Either Romanian or Slavs.
Then again Slavs don't bathe so...
>>27524620
What's that supposed to mean ?
>>27524589
>>27524662
Be my mommy.
>>27524664
I think it's the closest thing you'll get to a compliment in mlpg
>>27524696
I wonder what it tastes like
>>27524718
Bags of sand and coins.
There are more cocks in my ass then there are stars in the galaxy.
>>27524710
>>27524718
tfw no moon mum to snuggle up with
Filly andlittle girl
stallion and stallion and me
Some ponies are always trying to ice skate uphill.
>>27524758
Colt andlittle girl
>>27524758
>>27524855
Filly and colt
>>27524860
dammit
>>27522151
He is slightly similar at how Aloe looked before the surgery
>>27524868
Do not dam the foals
>>27524878
I'd never. Just the situation.
Do something funny.
Entertain me.
>>27524901
Is there a pic of her pacifier being inserted?
I want Chrysalis to cock vore me.
>>27524904
>>27524901
I want to feed you a bunch of these and speak incoherent babble while I let loose my pudding in you,
>>27524871
Muzzle reducement surgery?
>>27524946
That's horrible
>>27524904
>>27524945
>>27524944
Who doesn't?
ywn be a cute changeling
>>27524957
That person sure knows when to use his math.
>>27524969
I don't get it
>>27524969
That's how you can tell who cares about their craft. Godspeed, you faggot.
>>27524957
I wish I was a hot, slutty mare so I could get that much dick inside me.
>>27524969
I don't see what's so cap-worthy about this.
>>27524983
>cap your own post
>act as though it's really really fun and worth being posted
>post it whenever you can
>become instant 4chan legend
It's simple, really.
>Anon, why did you screamed my name last night while you were playing with Rarity?
>>27524995
I was screaming at you because you broke a vase while we were playing Connect Four, you little shit.
Stop running around the boutique like a little dog.
Cute zebras.
>>27524999
>>27524999
>>27524999
>Zigglets
Nobody wants this
>>27525004
>>27525004
>not wanting Zecora's babies
You some kind of homosexual?
Colt wants to mate with a zebra girl.
>>27525016
I just want to hang out with her
>>27525018
And filly wants to mate with zebra colt. I think and exchange can be arranged.
>>27525016
You have no idea how much I want to fuck that zebra.
>>27525011
>blacked
>>27525022
Fair enough, more for me.
>>27525030
Maybe we can share.
>>27525033
>sides
>>27525033
Actually, striped.
>>27525033
*striped
And c'mon, you know if you were a mare you'd want those hot zebra stallions pounding away at you. I know I would.I want to be taken away to a zebra tribe far away from help and kept as a broodmare.
>>27525040
>mare
>not stallion
Your filly accidentally got pregnant.
>>27525040
Equine of Colour*
Not zebra you racist
>>27525043
Take filly to the abortion clinic.
Teach filly about safety.
>>27525042
Only if I was a cute trap.
>>27525040
>I want to be taken away to a zebra tribe far away from help and kept as a broodmare.
God damnnit I forgot the name of that fapfic where Twilight and Dash are kidnapped by zebras masquerading as diplomats and turned into broodmares for them.
Zebra just wants to cock vore you to use in her potion brewing
>>27525040
>zebras
get back in the coccoon faggot
>>27525051
The Ambassadors. Always loved that story.
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=484&chapter=1
>>27525060
I also have a similar fantasy about changelings, if that helps.
Foal fantasies.
>>27525071
Why is she so smug?
soon fillybots will be a real thing
>>27525046
It'll eventually happen again. She's in her rebel phase and it only takes a stallion 10 seconds on average to fill her insides.
>>27525075
She is having very pleasant thoughts on the colt on stage.
>>27525076
>>27525086
Videos like this convince me that the robot revolution is right around the corner
>>27525071
Like what,cuddling?
>>27525089
As long as we never teach machines to think, we can bully them as much as we like.
>>27525080
Remind filly that if she were to be filled by a nonhorse like, say, myself, then she would not have this problem.
>>27525089
>the robot revolution is right around the corner
umm...
>>27525100
Even if they can think we can just wipe their personalities if we don't like how they turn out
And if the corps are happy to do that to a thinking being, what does that say about what they think of you?
>>27525111
>Implying machines are on the same level as humans
I can't rightly be racist against something that isn't even alive.
>>27525101
>>27525098
Advanced cuddling for dancing horses
In any case, Robot Wars is going to be great.
>>27525118
Princess ponies are the only good ponies.
>>27525118
If they at some point gain actual sentinence, what does it matter whether or not they live?
>>27525120
I saw you with colt the other day, madame policemare. You have no right to judge.
>>27525135
They shouldn't be sentient in the first place.
Sentient machines are dangerous and heretical.
You wouldn't fill a filly.
>>27525133
Even princess humaponies?
>>27525143
Agreed
>>27525138
Mare on colt is natural, though.
>>27525147
That's neither a human nor a pony
>>27525147
>>27525147
No, EqGs are cancer.
>>27525146
Yes i would
>>27525155
This reminds me of a bizarre dream I had once. I was stuck on an alien planet and while I was there I saw a poster for their version of Equestria Girls. It had the aliens' heads on pony bodies and it was fucking weird.
>>27525150
Absolutely not.
>Today is Flip a Coin Day
>>27525156
>>27525173
fuck off
>>27525166
>>27525174
>>27525174
But she's a pony inside!
Will we get another CMC episode this season?
>EqG posters
>>27525196
I hope not
>>27525197
To be honest, I only really like EqG for pic related.
Everything else about it is a dumpster fire.
>>27525205
She's fucking horrible too
>>27525205
>I only like trash because I like trash
>>27525207
She is a beautiful angel sent down from heaven.
>>27525212
She's a horrible void of a character with a horrible design
Shimmerfags please fuck off
>>27525205
Yeah, I know the feeling.
I like her better with hooves, though.
>>27525207
>>27525211
There wouldn't be a Glimmy without a Shimmy
>>27525207
The second movie mad her pretty damn great though.
Honestly it's a shame she'll die with EqG. She could have had quite some potential if she returned.
>>27525217
>There wouldn't be a Glimmy without a Shimmy
What
>>27525217
>There wouldn't be a Glimmy without a Shimmy
Glimmy post-S5 premiere is garbage so I don't see your point
>>27525222
>>The second movie mad her pretty damn great though.
I really don't get why people think she was any good in the second movie
Up until the very end she's basically a completely passive prop
>>27525230
take that back lad
I've only watched the first and third EqG movie.
I couldn't make it through the first few musical numbers of Rainbow Rocks.
>>27525231
Because most of the other things in that movie are pretty shitty especially all the other characters.
Shimmer is the only non-shit one. Look at the main cast. The entire movie is them being cunts to each other for no fucking reason.
Shimmer is the one that keeps them together and saves the day. She's the only likable character in the movie.
>>27525236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw3vWWu2_CM
Can you elaborate?
>>27525240
>Shimmer is the only non-shit one.
But she's shit too
Just not as shit as the other ones
>>27525196
Hopefully several more. I need my foalsodes.
>>27525244
I dunno man, I actually like her.
For me the first two movies are still absolute fucking shit while the third one is almost mediocre, yet I really like Sunset.
Sunset and Science Twilight are in my opinion the only good things that came out of the movie.
pony wears the slippers
>>27525242
Yeah, well…
the music in the beginning didn't appeal to me, and the whole movie seemed to be about music.
so I didn't end up watching it.
>>27525248
>the third one
>not the worst
It's like a strictly worse version of the first one, and the first one is already horrible
absolute fucking toxic
>>27525261
I'm really glad EqG is a sinking ship
>>27525261
Mane 6 colors were supposed to represent rainbow colours. Purple, blue, yellow, orange, red (pink). Only left Is green, but Rarity is white instead. How can you explain it?
>>27525257
Eh.
The songs are mediocre and the last part of it is pretty fucking shitty and ridiculous but at least the writing doesn't reach the levels of the second one.
The EqG equivalents of the main cast are actually decently written in this one. At this category this is a fucking masterpiece compared to the second one.
The plot makes sense, at least till it reaches the motorcycle roller coaster race at the end where I don't even know what the fuck they were thinking.
Science Twilight is actually fun.
It doesn't pull as much bullshit from it's ass to make the plot work like the second movie, and as a big plus it almost has nothing to do with the ponies. It doesn't pollute the show like the other two do.
>>27525282
>The plot makes sense
Did we watch the same movie?
The central conflict doesn't make sense at all and it just goes down from there, it has the worst third act of any movie I've ever seen
And science Twilight is supposed to be some kind of genius, but she's just as retarded as all of the other characters
>>27525282
It also had this
>>27525295
Better than Sunset suddenly having a magical interdimensional Skype book. And Celestia just fucking now sending Twilight the book for no fucking reason at all. And Sunset writing it at the only moment Twilight would have ever noticed it. And then Twilight instantly getting access to the portal and then making it work because fuck you.
And then let's make Twilight completely useless anyway and everyone a huge blind cunt so we can shoehorn Sunset saving the day so everyone doesn't hate her anymore
Also playing random instruments somehow activate the friendship magic of the Element of Magic from the other dimension despite the element now being in the fucking tree.
I'll take the high school motorcycle death race over the dumb shit in the second one.
"It's time to pony up!"
>>27522164
>The best thing about CP - AJ
The fug
>>27525310
>let's take some friendly high school competition super seriously because fuck it we need a conflict
>your device literally tears holes into reality? fuck it, I need to win said competition
>even though I built a device that detects an entirely novel form of EM radiation, I'm going to do what this bitch tells me to because apparently I'm a retard
>magic turns people evil for some dumb fucking reason
No, it's just as horrible as the second one
>>27525318
Please die
>>27525337
>rarity can't stop sucking legs
>>27525337
MAKE THEM STOP!
MAKE THEM STOOOOP!!
>>27525319
I read it as av at first
>>27525344
Does hooves help?
Hello?
>>27525401
hey, cute stuff
>>27525401
delete this
Filly said cuck
It should have ended like this
>>27525457
She should have just told Celestia that the crown is a magical artifact that was rightfully hers.
>Hey Anon! Hi Anon!
>>27525167
what kind of currency is a mac
Why we so ded?
>>27522151
Which one of you did the "they put >rape in the show" hoax?
>>27525569
Foal deficiency
>>27525578
I'm not sure I've heard that one
>>27525583
Oh no
>>27525599
I'm going to touch all those foal butts
>>27525599
WHAT HAS PIP DONE FOR THE SCHOOL SINCE DIAMOND TIARA BAILED HIM OUT
If ponies don't usually wear anything, why are the sales of socks so high?
>>27525627
All anyone ever cared about was the playground.
>>27525627
Colt things.
>>27525627
How would you ask a pony out on a date?
>>27525710
Make a mixtape and write a sappy note and put it in her locker.Hope I don't put it in her sister's locker by mistake
>>27525737but what if you did
>>27525710
I have no idea.
>>27525745
>CC thinks you have a crush on her
>Starts acting extremely friendly towards you and always seems to want to hang out
>She's waiting for you to ask her to the dance
>>27525710
I'd send her flowers and a saddle
>>27525778
Can filly truly be said to be good?
>she will never eat the bouquet of flowers you left on her doorstep
Colt is trying to tell you something
>>27525848
Does he want some colt treats or something?
>>27525821
>Celestia is late for work
>runs to her throne room with a bouquet in her mouth
>>27525852
Colt called you a colt treat and then said that yes, yes he does.
>>27525871
does colt need a date to the dance again
>>27525871
I'm not a pizza roll.
>>27525886Yes
>>27525710
Act aloof and uninterested.
Bitches love that.
Filly says it won't fit.
>>27525918
filly should try someone more her size
Daapi
>>27525932
wakarimasen
>>27525941
ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
>only 3 days
wew time flies real fast this week
Anon, are you aware that you're a filly?
>>27525975
I'm fairly sure I am not. Unless I'm asleep right now and this is all just some weird dream.
>>27525974
three days and 7 minutes
>>27525975
If that were true, people would be forcing me to date colts and ruining my appeal every day. Don't lie to me.
>>27523127
Who the hell has been teaching filly these things?
>>27525992
Other fillies, so she can teach these things to newer fillies someday. The filly hierarchy is very rigid.
>>27525918
http://pastebin.com/BvXaqMQy
>>27526005
Please don't kill the fillies.
ponies can't be ugly
>>27526013
>who is twist
>>27526018
>>27526015
a cute pony
>>27526018
I would take that pony on a date
>>27526047
Her dad is going to kill you.
No ponies are ugly, but not every pony is cute.
>>27525252
I thought those were super cute.
>>27526079
Where did Dash even get that robe and slippers
>>27526108
She is probably rich as hell. She just commissioned them. Or maybe Rarara made them for her.
>>27526119
I'm a little jealous, robe looks comfy as hell
>>27526108
The robe was easy, but she paid a small fortune to have the slippers custom made in season 2 episode 7.
So.
Twilight invited another mare to come live with her in the castle.
>>27526165
wh-what rumors, celestia
>>27526224
rumors about tyranny
Rumbling is illegal in Equestria.
>>27526259
Doesn't stop me
>>27526259
Show me the edict.
>>27526283
he's living the thuglife
show me cute pony butts
Stallions need not apply
>>27526309
>cute
>butts
Try sexy
>>27526284
>>27522318
w-what
>"...thong that Rarity had dug out of Sweetie Belle’s dirty clothes pile before going on her trip. Rarity loved to go to sleep with the comforting smell of her little sister by holding her used thong up next to her face when going to bed. Though of course she first liked to rub it over her hard dick until she came."
>>27526320
ew, i want stallions with huge asses not morbid obesity
Filly says it's time to go. She gently places her gun on your chest, and starts crying.
fatherly
>>27526357
but what about her parents
Colt kisses
>>27526387
anyone know any good colt x colt fics
>>27526387
Filly and colt kisses
>>27526405
Whoa
Way2lewd
>>27526382
What about them?
>>27526405
much better
Fillies kissingfillies.
Fillies kissingmares.
Fillies kissingstallions.
Fillies kissingcolts.
Fillies kissingyou.
fillies kissingnobody
I've been away.
Isn't the new season shit?
>>27526475
Zach is such a lucky dude.
>>27526475
Man, why does he get all those fillies?
>>27526478
Are you an idiot
>>27526484
Yes.
I repeat, is the new season shit or not?
>>27526478
It's been mostly good but as usual Rainbow Dash episodes are lackluster.
>>27526490
It had 2 good episodes out of 9, and one was only decent. Leave the ride while you can, shit's dire.
WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO
FILLY TOWN
>>27526502
I've already left, that's why I'm asking. It was visibly going downhill even in season 5.
>>27526530
>I've already left but I'm still going to ask if the show is shit
>>27526530
>>27526530
Then why are you here?
Nyx wants to know if you think of her as a friend
>>27526533
Everyone knows the show has been shit ever since Nightmare Moon got turned into Luna. It never recovered from that.
>>27526502
Wat
Crystalling: OK
Maud: Good
On your marks: Good
Gauntlet of fire: OK
No second prances: Good
Newbie Dash: Cunt/10
Hearth's warming: great
Saddle Row Review: great
Applejacks day off: WOW IT'S NOTHING
>>27526533
>>27526537
>not realizing people who dropped the show rationalize coming here by saying 'durrr for teh porn' or 'muh ride neber ends'
>>27526451
Fillies Kissimmee____
>>27526544
>implying it hasn't been shit since Twilight closed the EoH book
How do Hasbro's balls taste?
>>27526537
Can you read? I'm asking if it's worth anything.
>>27526533
Yes, yes I am. So what?
>>27526554
>>Yes, yes I am. So what?
You're a fucking retard, that's what
>>27526518
Filly Town scares me, there isn't a single adult in there anywhere.
>>27526554
It's not, leave again.
Filly is tired of kissing you and wonders if you're still ill after 30 consecutive French kisses.
>>27526546
I can see why a mongoloid like you would be confused, but jesus christ you're ATLEAST 18 years old to use this board and your cultural output is so low you consider Hearth's Warming great? Get fucked.
>"waah le show is shit" shitposting
>>27526571
Why won't you leave as well? In this thread alone, 65 posts are just Filly does X, all probably by just one or two guys. It's just obscured, meaningless shitposting ad nauseum. Outside of some weird obligation to stay a part of this general, there's no reason to be here. Basically zero discussion, even the actual smut is gone.
>>27526587
Oh, so it's one of these? Man, I was bored of these repeats back in 2011.
>>27526587
Because I have autism, you clearly don't, I'm using the last functioning part of my psyche to tell you to leave, don't waste my sacrifice.
>>27526604
>No, I prefer the Pony does X and Filly does Y shitposting to someone actually trying to bring up the show quality
You're no better than some brony faggot straight off of EqD.
>>27526609
I think I must've misplaced my autism somewhere and never noticed. I'll go find it.
>>27526581
>It's a Hasdrone gets mad sane people exist episode
>>27526617
>to someone actually trying to bring up the show quality
>>27526609
You shouldn't take a general so seriously Anon. Show discussion usually happens on the weekends, anyway.
>>27526627
>it's a shitposter calling anyone who thinks the show isn't new-PPG tier shit Hasdrone episode
>>27526633
>It's not the worst show on television right now so it's good enough
Look where you ended up. What a fucking champion.
>>27526641
>it's one of the best cartoons on air right now so it's good enough
Apples.
>>27526633
New PPG is consistently funnier than new seasons have been though. At it's worse it's cringe worthy, at FIM's worst it's fucking embarrasing.
Little apples
>>27526651
I'll never get this contrarian bullshit attitude of /mlp/
>>27526651Remember Equestria Games?
>>27526651
Bob, this is just embarrassing yourself now.
>>27526645
Current FIM isn't even the best show on fucking Discovery Family right now. I saw my little brother watching the freaking Transformers toddler show and it had more wit and more happened in that single episode than all of Season 6 so far. Eye opening.
Atleast the pron is still bretty good.
>>27526666
This is basically the laziest forn of shitposting
>>27526661
Physically impossible to forget, why you bring up that dreck?
>>27526668
Okay.
>>27526660
They want to be doubles advocates without knowing how.
>>27526660
You can't understand people shitting on a show because it has bad writing when it used to be good? You're too far gone I fear.
>>27526679
I don't understand people shitting on a show in a thread dedicated to the show
>You're too far gone
I'm not the one who thinks shitposting is entertaining
>>27526679
Don't try to argue with the delusional moron. It's no use. In fact, ignore any post that says anything about shitposting in relation to discussion about show quality in the future. It's likely just this brony faggot, seeing as how much he's spammed it up just now.
>>27526679
why do you care
why are you here of all places if you don't like it
>>27526706
How do you feel about S6 compared to the other seasons so far?
I don't dislike them, but On Your Marks and Applejack's Day Off are the only two so far that haven't clicked with me. Looking at the other seasons it seems like a better start than S3, S4, and S5 at least.
>>27526710
one thing that genuinely bugs me is ''the show is going downhill''
like maybe in s3 you could say this and maaaybe s4, but that's a stretch, but s5 and s6 so far have been fucking killing it
>>27526730
It's a pretty solid start, the only "bad" episode so far is the Applejack one, and even that one wasn't horrible or anything
>>27526730
The premiere was fine enough for me, but every episode since has been of varying amounts of "meh", personally.
The wonderbolts episode was probably the lowest point for me personally, but the latest Applejacksode was pretty low too.
>>27526737
I wouldn't mind it if they gave some reasons beyond "it's bad".
It's like they think their opinion is a fact and anyone who disagrees must be paid by Hasbro.
>>27526730
It's been decent so far. Only a one or two episodes have been "meh".
>>27526748
>>27526748
if you didn't like the manehattan episode get out of my face
>>27526654
Little big apples
>>27526730
Mostly terrible, Season 5 and 4 both had good stuff by now, 6's character interaction is just fucking dreck. Comedic timing is dead too, the interview episode was almost cringeworthy at how hard it fucked up basic editing.
>>27526748
Odd, usually the premiere is looked at as a pretty meh one with how Flurry worked out. Why do you think stuff like Hearths Warming Eve, No Second Prances, and The Saddle Row Review were meh to you?
>>27526768
>not liking baby antics
>>27526676
>doubles advocates
>>27526773
I liked it, and the Starlight stuff was fun, I just remember a lot of people around that time citing that as the weak point.
>>27526753
Sure is better than just "it's good you're shitposting", isn't it?
>>27526783
I mean, it's the weakest point, but that's more because the rest was pretty great
I might be biased though
>>27526786
How is "it's shit you're a hasdrone" any better than "it's good you're shitposting"?
>>27526763
Big apple
>>27526814
3 AM
>>27526814
Medium apple
>>27526821
What
>>27526753
People give reasons all the time, you'll just brand them nitpicking anyway because you're a defensive babyman
>>27526822
more like gay apple
>>27526730
Im not a big fan of cmc episodes but I think OYM was one of the better ones defiantely. And overall i'd agree that this season has had a stronger start. Only ok episodes were the applesode and ND.
>>27526864
Gay isn't a size, anon
your date with Rainbow Dash was going fine until you said ___
>>27526878
"Why the fuck am I on a date with Dash"
>>27526876
we can't be sure of that
how tall are you?
>>27526878
>So who are those Wonderblasts anyway?
>>27526878
>You're going to jail for terrorism.
>>27526768
>Hearth's warming eve
I've seen the story play out so many times that it doesn't really work for me.
>No Second Prances
I think it was the way Twilight was handled that made the episode fall flat. Celestia at the table was funny, though.
>The Saddle Row Review
Not a fan of the "interview" format episodes, so that's just me.Also that spoon mare had the worst eyebrows.
>>27526888
5'11", but I'm pretty sure my rampant gayness has nothing to do with my manletless
>>27526554
>>27526490
>>27526478
It's been mostly pretty good so far. Ignore the shitposting "b-but im a fan of le fandom :(" bronies who say otherwise.
>>27526889
Pony says she wears the saddle in this relationship
>>27526899
Fair enough. I liked Starlight and Trixie's interactions enough to forgive Twilight's manner to Celestia in that one. I liked seeing her keep growing as a teacher though. Even though the story has been done a lot, the songs in Hearths Warming Eve made that one shine to me.
>>27526899
I HEARD THAT
>>27526918
and the collar, don't forget the collar
>>27526918
Yeah she does.
And the blinders, and the reins... oh yes.
>>27526951
I thought railing the princess was forbidden
Please don't sexualize the ponies' horsewear.
>>27526965
but how am I supposed to react to this?
>>27526957
I rail the princess when I want.
>>27526969
>>27526965
They probably sexualize human clothes, and that's worse because we always wear clothes.
cute horses
any flutter brutter pre yet
>>27526979
what a silly pony
>>27527037
I hope not, it's a kid's show
>>27527037
Not yet. Probably sometime tomorrow morning if the recent trend for previews holds.
>>27527037
what a lewd way to phase something that is completely innocent
>>27527025
i've always loved DT
even when she was a huge bitch
i don't know why
>>27527068
thank you
>>27526878
accidentally called her mom
>>27527061
Because actual cum can leak out along with precum.
In fact, precum contains semen like 95% of the time.
>>27527072
She is super cute
>>27527085
Accidently called her dad
>>27527093
just like Rarity
>>27527115
that filly is fucking ready
look at that rear leg
>>27527127
Fucking ready
For a good fucking
>>27527132
no, just ready
>>27527158
>>27527158
>>27527158
Just be careful not to spend too much time in the sauna, okay?
Well-endowed stallions getting sweaty in saunas
>>27527290
well endowed stallions getting cozy in pajamas
>>27527323
The idea of stallions in pyjamas isn't very appealing to me.
>>27527344
well endowed stallions getting cozy out of pyjamas
>>27527351
That's better. I want to see that morning wood. And feel it.
>>27527361
Breakfast in bed type? Nice
But what about well endowed stallions in cute panties?
>>27524949
and penis removal
>>27527416
>Breakfast in bed type?
Hell yeah.
I don't really like big cocks in panties. Boxers or briefs, sure. Them bulges, and the idea of their musk being contained in there all night! More tight-fitting than pyjamas, I think.
>>27527473
>tight-fitting
Wonderbolts flight suits, then?
Helping Soarin' undress after a show?
With all that adrenaline pumping through him, he's probably hard the entire time
Constant stimulation making his balls swell larger and larger
Might even be dripping pre all over himself when you unwrap his mammoth member
>>27527540
Oh fuck yes, I love the wonderbolts suits. I love the idea of them getting hot and sweaty, trapped in them for hours as their erections get needier and needier, their balls churning with seed. I SO want to be a wonderbolt assistant/slut, whose job is to peel their suits off of their slick bodies and relieve them of their pressure.
>>27527638
>slut
anon no
you're a valued member of their support team
which means once everyone's relieved and cleaned and comfy you get a very important spot in the cuddle pile
>>27527701
As long as I get mare butt or stallion cock in my face and stallion cock poking me in the butt.