610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
http://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
Applejack's lived on Sweet Apple Acres most of her life, but how much of Ponyville's amenities had she been familiar with before making her best friends? Rarity'd been the only other one in town from an early age, but it doesn't seem as if they'd been as close before Twilight arrived. So certain aspects of the place might not have been much of a blip on her radar - it's a popular place, but would she have spent all that much time at the spa years back?Why, if only there were more of a look at the state of things before Nightmare Moon's return.
>>27506754
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>sunny
>>27511201
Lies and slander.
watching your waifu get fucked by a stallion and impregnating her
>anon never handed in his thesis
>>27511254
I think he said he did
>>27511245
>Sunny
>>27511253
NTR pls go and stay go.
>>27511260
Just what someone who didn't hand in his thesis would say!
>>27511270
>not having a husbando and a waifu
baka senpai
>>27511277
I'm sure his thesis was just as real as your waifu
>>27511201
Almost there Anon
Sunny.
>>27511266
>Sunny
>>27511278
>being gay/bisexual
Faggot.
>>27511287
the fillies are rolling out
>>27511278
>not only having horsebandos
>>27511293
go back to /pol/
>>27511253
Story of my life
>>27511293
>not being gay
It seems like you're the faggot here
>>27511308
>tfw can't be purely heterosexual without being a bigot or from /pol/
Besides, if I was from /pol/ I'd have called you a degenerate.
>>27511284
I have done this. Sex gets boring after a while.
>>27511254
>tfw failed a class because I'm horrid at research papers
>>27511324
sorry you can't enjoy the wonders of having a waifu and a husbando
>>27511324
This is correct.
>>27511308
>>27511293
You are a degenerate faggot.
>>27511253
>NTR
>>27511346
>>27511354
here's your response
what is it with faggots lately who don't like polyamorous relationships?
>>27511335
Sorry your waifu is inadequate to satisfy you by herself.
>>27511333
>tfw somehow ace'd my academic writing class but totally fucked up the essay for modern philosophy that was supposed to be super ez
>The thinking man's fetish
reminder that there is nothing wrong with having an open relationship
>>27511390
https://derpiboo.ru/1166703
U N F
N
F
>>27511397
>>27511320
For clarity, this post was a complaint. I don't enjoy it at all.
>>27511414
what a cute zibba
Filly says that her big sister has a crush on you.
>>27511426
I don't want her sister, I want her.
>>27511426
What do if one filly has a crush but the other doesn't?
>>27511425
>tfw you're not Anthony Burch
>tfw cucked by a stallion
it's not fair bros
>>27511426
Does filly get a giggle out of ratting out her big sister?
>>27511455
>pony shit doesn't get deleted
>nonpony shit gets deleted
It is a mystery
>>27511449
Yes. Filly also photocopied her dairy, wanna read it? She highlighted the parts about you.
>>27511464
>NTR, calling out or even posting about it
>pony related
I hope for your sake you're pretending to be retarded
>>27511482
>>27511253
is technically pony related, even though it's fetish shitposting
>>27511399
>>27511408
This is literally in no way pony related
>>27511293
>>27511324
>>27511346
>Not wanting to deep throat Braeburn's effeminate cock
Fucking degenerates, the gas chamber awaits.
>>27511518
nice meem
>>27511518
>Braeburn
>not Sunburst
>or Shining Armor
>or Soarin
>or the towel horse
Business as usual here in 'dicks: the general'.
>>27511537
hello pinkas
>>27511537
remove pinkies
>>27511537
>>27511518
>>27511527
I only gag on well hung mares
>>27511476
Why is she trying to xerox the milk?
Robot pony waifus when
>>27511562
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRnzlO7m_M
>>27511562
The day after you die. Look in your heart and you'll know it to be true
>>27511562
Never.
The robots will kill us long before we become advance enough to make robowaifus
And this is why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E
That's a cognitive robot. That video is showing it experiencing pain.
>>27511580
>that project lost funding
NEVER
>>27511590
>robowaifu crashes your funeral
>>27511618
qt in either form
>>27511618
She a cute pone.
>>27511599
And this is using pain to make the robot learn fear.
>>27511631
Shit in either form, but at least not an abomination in horse form
>>27511641
that horse should be more metal
http://65.media.tumblr.com/ebc88de5489933a74085282d7d0b03a0/tumblr_o7x7wlqEvw1txjun4o1_1280.jpg
>>27511655
>>27511655
that horse is extremely cute
therefore he does not need to be more metal
I already jacked it to fluttershys brother fanfiction, if he doesnt turn out to be the same as my headcanon now i will be disappoint
>NTRhttp://exhentai.org/g/649227/46ea4a28b0/
dude, your tits are huge
>>27511662
>>27511677
If you want a sneak peak, listen to the song by Pop Fly from the Christmas album. That's Fluttershy's brother.
>>27511699
Don't you think she gets enough of that? Don't be rude.
>>27511735
CANTERLOTCITY OF MYSTERY
https://e621.net/post/show/905745/unf
Dragonshttp://i.imgur.com/OClBLam.png
Anyway whats new?
>>27511830
dog + dragon = ???
>>27511716
What in that burlap sack she's carrying
>>27511840
Trash
>>27511830
nicole oliver killed a man in a sword duel
>>27511849
Nicole Oliver got her ass handed to her by Guardsmen.
>>27511840
>dog+dragon = ???
Dog-gon?
>>27511847
There is always a need for DD
>>27511849
That seems bad-ass, though I worry how she would reprise her roles as pone princess while in prison
>>27511830
whoa
that's really nice
>Applejack is canon useless
Loving every laugh
Is Applejack a background pony?
Which pony likes anal sex the ost?
>>27511927
Twilight has a whole room of her castle dedicated to it.
>>27511927
To give or recieve
>>27511927
several ponies, probably
What kind of genre is Anal Sex the OST?
>>27511830
HMMM, GEE, I WONDER IF THIS IMAGE WILL HAVE A DIAMOND DOG IN IT.
>>27511999
Soundtrack
>>27512004
it's a doggy dog world
>>27512004
It might knot
>>27511225
NOI
O
I
>>27511927
I can't believe this meme still exists
>>27511959
has anyone picked up underground unfs? is it worth listening to?
>>27512037
it's just fillies unfing
>>27512049unf
>>27512055
>>27512049
Fillies can't unf.
>>27512060
NOI
O
I
>>27512049
I thought Ananas Comosus was a mare.
BIRD UP
>>27512070
she sampled a lot of fillies
>people still haven't listened to best to ever boop
Did anyone start an mlpg club in league or anything like that?
>>27512060
>>27512068
Why is she so cute?
>>27512064
they can with practice
>>27512095
Which two CMCs will pair off and who will the third wheel end up with?
>>27512102
>>27512102
>>27512102
>>27512085
a what
>>27512102
>>27512122
Ghost ship.
>>27512122
>>27512127
So who does Sweetie get?
This kid?
>>27512136
meme bg pony
>>27512122
You were supposed to post Appleloo to complete the set.
>>27512136
Nope. She gets Rumble.
Since Rarilane already happened, it's just the matter of time when RumBelle will happen.
>>27512125
lol has "clubs" now. they're like, uh, guilds i guess. general chat rooms? i figured we probably have one, but i havent been a round in a while. kind of surprised to see this still going
Smells like boop.
Ship time?
>>27512148
oh
uh
I have never played league so I don't know
Filly time.
>>27512154
>>27512154
ship time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZozXCpPNO5c
>>27512203
well we know that already, but which pony has a nice badonkadonk
>>27512216
>>27512166
This would be cute if it was drawn better.
Please don't ship the fillies with colts. They must remain pure.
>>27512238
I already unpurified my fillies
>>27512223
>>27512166
>>27512122
I demand you to stop posting ghost ships! Now!
>>27512238
Agreed. These guys are ruining fillies for me right now.
>>27512220
Christ, imagine how huge her asshole must be?
Applejack is best pony.
>>27512260
What aboutcrack ships?
>>27512273
please do not crack open the fillies
>>27512273
That's not hetero!
>>27512273
My favorite kind of ships
Why do I imagine human Spike as a precocious boy?
>>27512282
that's okay
>>27512304
>>27512293
Because he is
>>27512260
hows this
>>27512331
Way to blow you allowance all at once Rumble
>>27512331
Thank you.
>Twilight Sparkle will never sweep sweep sweep sweep a broom handle into your asshole.
>>27512375
Why can't you just want Twilight to grow a magical cock and fuck your ass until you pass out like a normal person?
>>27512375
Does Twi really have the attitude to peg dominantly
>>27512402
>Twilight gets out her checklist
>"slide dildo in? check! slide dildo out? check! slide dildo in? check! slide dildo out? check!"
>>27512419
>she gets more satisfaction from the checklist than the dildo
>>27512321
He's smart for his age?
Filly told everypony about Spike's secret crush on Rarity.
>>27512445
>Make a gigantic checklist of different sex-stuff.
>The VERY last item is "orgasm".
>No matter how hard you fuck her, Twilight somehow get's thru the entire list to the end without cumming.
>>27512493
Why would she do that?
incoming wppsh
>>27512503
To make me laugh
>>27512493
>secret
>>27512503
What do they say?
>>27512238
>not wanting to ship pone's.
Spike's got a crush on Rarity (boy)!
>>27512528
>pone's
>>27512528
>diamond dogs
>>27512528
You know, lemon, I'm pretty sure Jessy has completely abandoned Palette. She's probably fair game, now.
>>27512574
I want to call a pony my honey one day
>>27512554
>abandoned Palette
I dont know about that but it seems like it. I may perhaps draw more of her in the future.
>>27512544
>>27512552
DD's and pony's indeed
>>27512591
draw her pregnant with puppies
>>27512591
>I dont know about that but it seems like it.
She abandoned the pony fandom years ago.
Filly is masturbating while smelling your underwear.
>>27512600
but I was only borrowing that pair from colt
>>27512591
Yeah. She's all about dem Yordles these days. One of her OCDNS color schemes is Palette's, well, palette.
Pretty safe to say the pony has been put out to pasture.
Living with your stallion roommate.
>>27512616
Where can I find her art?
>>27512627
I'm linking these in the good faith that this isn't just an excuse to give her shit for leaving.http://bandlebroblog.tumblr.com/
http://yordleposteriors.tumblr.com/
>>27512616
Yeah, I've been following her art since I like her art-style,but I like her ponies morenot to mention that I really dont like LoL that much.
>>27512595
S..STOP!
>>27512651
wait, bandle bro is fucking jessy?
>>27512665
You didn't know?I had my suspicions when I ran across her in a shortstack thread on /aco/, but it was confirmed when I checked her tumblr/twitter.
>>27512651
Thank you.
>>27512665
Yes anon her style is too obvious.
>>27512665
Also, to be technical, her husband is fucking Jessy.
>>27512676
>>27512675
well it's super obvious now! this is like finally seeing a magic fucking eye
>you will never fly with your pegasus waifu or pegasus friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VPvKl6ezyc
>200 posts in 3 hours
>>27512687
>>27512687It needs to be faster.
>>27512687
Oldschool mlpg was really slow.
We'd have like 2 threads per day.
>>27512687
Come on, step it up!
>NTSTS is Darf
>Bandlebro is Jessy
What the fuck
What the fuck is going on
>>27512701
>NTSTS is Darf
HOW
>>27512701
I'm gonna come clean here anon, it's really just you and me
I've been pretending to be all these people as an elaborate ruse to get you to watch a little girl's show
>>27512708
I FUCKING KNOW
>>27512725That would explain the 2deep4u fic darf posted on fimfiction the other day.
>>27512701
wait, who's darf?
>>27512701
>NTSTS
>Darf
Being a newfag is suffering so I must ask who are these.
>>27512741
old writefag.
>>27512741
unts is an old drawfag of ours
>Ponybot: How may I be of assistance, will any of my special attachments be necessary?
>>27512779
attach the filly drive
I am going to insert my 2MB USB stick and copy all of Ponybot's brain data onto it
>>27512789
regular filly, hyper filly, ormaximum overfilly?
>>27512816
regular, let's keep things realistic here
>>27512805
Please do not force your USB stick into ponybot without consulting the owner's manual, and always check to to make sure that you're inserting into the proper port!
>>27512830
I heard ponybot likes it up the exhaust
>>27512830
i want to motorboat mares teats
youll be hitting all the sensitive spots since theyre so close together
>>27512805
>2MB
>>27512836
Ignore Ponybot's desires when inserting foreign devices with Ponybot, improper usage of Ponybots may void its warranty.
Do you think Gilda nibbled Dashie's clitoris off?
>>27512910
probably easier to just shear it off with a sharp talon
>>27512985
Catch the RD
Pet her!
The MLPG Discord has been getting pretty big lately, come and have fun!
https://discordapp.com/invite/0npPzSIhBkB6SvD9
playing vidya with your stallion bro when he pops a giant boner
what do
>>27513012
wonder what the heck he just did in game to cause it
>>27512805
My first usb pendrive is 8mb
Cost me £100 you know?
>>27512830
This is the safest and cutest rimming pic I've ever seen.
>>27512985
CLITECTOMY
>>27513022
He's actually really bad, but you're sitting so close and it's making him nervous.
>>27513022
He saw Lara Croft's ass
>>27513022
it just happens sometimes
the question is what you are going to do about it
it's right there, it's massive, it's hard, and it's really nice
>>27513077
what would your mother say if she could see how gay you've become?
>>27512985
I am going to nibble that pony's clitoris off
>>27513087
>I fucking knew it
>>27513093
>nibble a clit off
I think that would require more ripping and tearing.
evens = ponybooze
>>27513077
you'd have no choice but to take advantage of the situation by jerking him off a little as you play, of course being sure not to make any eye contact, because that'd be gay
>>27513111
the soberest roll
>>27513068
i like the idea that stallions get throbbingly erect when they're nervous, which makes them even more nervous
>>27513130
really anon
really
>>27513120
Would youtake care of her
>>27513130
>Stallion sweating nervously hoping you're too into the game to notice his boner
>>27513111Those are some sobering trips.
>>27513142All day.
>>27513111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUOddfBKVqY
>>27513164
>mumbles promised more drunk pony stuff
>he never returned
>>27513142
Why would I? She's just going to wipe her dribbling snootle on everything.
>>27513174
>Anon refuses to care for Miss Pommel in her time of need
>She retaliates by drawing sad faces out of snot on all of his windows
Care for sick pon pls.
Don't bully the Coco.
>>27513174
just wipe her nose for her
;_;7
>>27513206
>sometimes we lose track of what it's about
>anyways here's my pony plush
the lack of self awareness is pretty amazing
>>27513206
i wonder how many ponies have died under celestia's command
>>27513226
One casualty during the great pillow fight with the griffons.Died of illness.
>>27513206
Why do I feel that this picture has been used for shitposting already?
>>27513206
>that house in the background
That is one nice house he got there
I want to be a pony eye doctor
>>27513206
something about the way the shirt hangs in front of her body is unnerving
>>27513261
i wonder how big pony contact lenses are
Sweetie is a very cute filly.
>>27513319
I want to rub her lower belly
>>27513325
would you stop there?
>>27511222
>610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
written by no one because there was no fucking story.
>>27513340
maybe rub her snootle too
>>27513354
>and then there's this faggot
>>27513354
still better than newbie dash
>>27513371
Even if there were penises going in and out of every orifice in my body, it still wouldn't manifest an intelligible story for that episode.
PONY IS A STUPID COOKIE
>>27513407
what is that filly doing
>>27513373
>Captain Wrong to the rescue
>>27513354
Applejack goes to the spa.
Fixes a pipe.
Goes home and does some chores.
Twilight and Rarity help her out a bit.
Apparently this is, like, all that Applejack has going on in her life.
>>27513421
Apples
>>27513421
She's practising her applemancy
>>27513498
I want to cuddle with filly anon
>>27513498
what'd that filly do now
>>27513498
Be afraid. That mare is a known sex offender.
>>27513442
cute
pony
gifs
>>27513498
This picture gave me a sudden realization...ANON WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CLEANED THE TOP OF YOUR FRIDGE?I BET IT'S FILTHY UP THERE
>>27513568
>>27513573
there's always stuff on top of it so I bet the actual surface is fine
>>27513592
>ross art
Remember to protect the fillies. They're very prone to get in trouble.
>>27513609Ross is unironically one of my favorite artist. He's just an asshole.
>>27513592
Do you have the one with the timberwolves?
>>27513620
>Ross is unironically one of my favorite artist.
Just one question.
Are you a brit?
>>27513498
I wish to be the little filly
>>27513655
oh shit NOI is going to have an octopus plushie!
>>27513620
>>27513629
No. Why?
>>27513674
So I could have an extra reason of calling your taste Terse-tier.
>>27513668
that's not noi
>>27513682
That filly is very annoiing
>>27513702
Rude.
>>27513702
you're a fucking purple cunt
>>27513682
SHE'S NOI
>>27513679Jokes aside his ponies can be cute sometimes and his non-pony stuff is really good in my opinion
>>27513710
perfect puffy purple princess pussy profoundly prolapsed
>>27513710
You are blind.
What ifyou're Noi?
>>27513736
>>27513742
NOI
O
I
>>27513742
>>27513742
What if you were a cute filly?
>>27513424
Applejack is secretly a super villain with an apple theme.
>>27513742
I'd see if i had any panties if my noi dresser
Maid.
>>27513810
Daapi maid.
>>27513810
Maud
my favorite thing about the pony ass is the butt
>>27511222
TY for link to series download
Kill all ponies
>>27513878
>30 minute challenge
How in the fuck...
>>27513620
>>27513825
The fact her eyelash skips when it loops annoys me.
>>27513022
>Lean over and suck his cock.
filly just got accepted to UNF !
>>27513933
suck this
>>27513949
you're such a fucking retard dash holy shit
>>27513954
Takes one to know one, faglord.
Lean over and suck Dash's cock
>>27513965
that's not at all how that works
again, you're fucking retarded
how do you put on your wing balm without fucking breaking your wings
and one more thing
you're ugly
>>27513969
>my what
>>27513969
>Lean over and suck Dash's cock
first you'll have to pull it out from ur mums butthole.
>>27513969
But Dash is so small
>>27513990
>want to fuck a futa pony
>futa pony is only interested in fucking your mom
I don't know if I can be friends with futa pony
>>27514000
She gets bigger when you pull on it.
>>27513949
>Deep throats your front leg to the hilt.
What now faggot?
>>27514017
She's the smallest of the six and she cums the fastest.
Dash isn't any fun.
>>27513974
Your cock, Dash.
Your penis
Your dick
Your schlong
Your seven-inch
Your cock.
>>27513931
>filename
Yeah, you can't tell me what toSTANDING, ON THE EDGE
>>27514027
Cumming fast is hot.
>>27514064
look at the hips on Dash
>>27514064
>less sex = hot
>>27514094
Nigga, you go multiple times. An orgasm isn't a stop sign, it's a green light for making them sensitive and make them lose their mind to pleasure.
>>27514064
>anthro
>>27514113
We're still talking about futa ponies, right?
>>27514152
I would make it my life destiny to make surebest filly is always smiling
>>27514164
just give her money and she'll never stop
>>27514113
>An orgasm isn't a stop sign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_(sex)
>>27514166
She can have all my money if that's all it takes.I would buy her nice stuff
TOWEL
HORSE
Are fillies a special talent?
>>27514186
I WANT TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS WITH HIS TOWEL
AND THEN THROW IT AT HIS HEAD
>>27514203
ofc anon my special talent is NOI
>>27514171
PUSH PAST IT
>>27514211
>HIS MESS WITH HIS TOWEL
You mean his cum?
I'm gonna fuck all the ponies in rainbow order. Give me all the reds.
>>27514223
who cums in towels?
>>27514242
rediv is dead
>>27514244
You said his mess so I assumed he was leaking on the ground and you were just being a bro and cleaning it up for him before anyone noticed.
>>27514253
She lives on in my heart.
>>27514263
That's what your tongue is for, blood
>>27514253
That won't stop me.
>>27514297
My tongue is not going anywhere near the ground.
>>27514302
I don't want to boop that pony anymore
>>27514319
ded pon needs lovin too
Is it time forcute OCs
>>27514369
>>27514369
Technically all the ponies are Lauren's OCs so...
>>27514393
What about Applejack, Scootaloo, and Cheerilee?
>>27514393
I want to put an OC into rainbow dash
What's this filly's name?
>>27514424
she's ready to do some business
>>27514424
Isn't that the bedazzle filly?
Can we call her Dazzler?
>>27514424
Carcass Meat.
>>27514424
Serious Business
>>27514476
I like this one.
>>27514369
>>27514489
dude what
Cute OC's, eh?
I think she qualifies
I still want to post cute OCs
>>27514492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA8bgRr5XvU
>>27514503
she looks like she sat in flour
I honestly don't know why do I like OC ponies so much.
>>27514503
>>27514503
What color you guys get yours in?
>>27514520
What does that cutie mark mean? Anal creampie?
>>27514533
She's really good at taming bad dragons with herpastries
Cute OCs?
>>27514518
It's a mystery
>>27514544I wish I had money to burn so I could commission picture of lewd princess.
>>27514571Maybe if more was written with her drawfags would get interested enough?
>>27514581
That would mean getting the writefags on board
>>27514581I can't imagine the drawfags we have here now wanting anything to do with her. But who knows.I would love more lewd princess content written or otherwise. Do we even have writefags anymore?
>>27514608
she a qt
>>27514643
That artist draws a lot of cute OCs
>>27514656
>moonlight shatter
>her qt mark is a shattered moon
POTTERY
>>27514656
>those
>cute
Nigga they make my eyes bleed.
Except Charm Moon and Zaptrap
They are actually cute and nice looking
>>27514656
>adoptables
I don't think those count
>>27514669
You should go see a doctor
>>27514681
I'd say the same but it's probably hard to do that as a blind person.
>>27514669
>I'm a pleb!
End yourself
>>27514685
If you're bleeding from your eyes you should go see a doctor.
My blindness doesn't require immediate medical attention.
>>27514656
Why do they all have tumors on their faces?
>>27514703
I don't think you know what a tumor looks like
>>27514719
Arnold please
>>27514723
Please yourself
I'm so glad that mlp is the only cartoon I watch anymore.
PPG totally supports pedoes no, and isn't even a shadow of it's classic self.
>>>/wsg/1107539
I decided to check other threads out side of /mlp/, learned my lesson.
>>27514745
>>27514760
>PPG totally supports pedoes
Huh?
>>27514767
They have adults hitting on the girls as a regular gag.
Pony is standing outside your door, casting buff spell after buff spell before trotting up to ask you to join her at a party.
>>27514760
christ this show will never stop being terrible, will it?
>>27514780
>They have adults hitting on the girls as a regular gag.
Really?Like, I know the show is bad but a lot of people tend to really overact when it comes to things like this
>>27514798
Did you watch clip provided?
>>27514802
are you retarded
>>27514808
yes
>>27514819
i appreciate your honesty
>>27514802
Yeah. I don't know how that's a sign of adults hitting on girls or a gag that's out of the ordinary for any cartoon.
There's a lot you can bag on about the show, but your thing is just kind of silly and I think you're looking for reason that aren't there to shit on a an already shitty show.
F
I
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>>27514903
>>27514912
ASS TO ASS!
>>27514935
I wish I were bored
>>27514944
I wish Rarity was real
Don't you ever get tired of fillies?
>try to swipe "don't" on keyboard
>keyboard writes filly instead
thanks Google overlords
>>27514935
>>27514953
but then she'd be a celebrity and be unattainable anyways
>>27514958
That's a sexy rarara
>>27514958
And now I'm sad.Not like I have a chance with her regardless
>>27514965
>tfw you will never make her do this
>>27514973
that is a giant watermark
>>27514956
I personally prefer yearlings.
>>27514973
>I will never take her out on a nice date
>I will never spend the evening listen to her talk about business and fashion
>I will never hold her hoof in public
>She'll never tell me what a good time she had and give me a peck on the cheek
I'm going to go kill myself
Coco called in sick today; Rarity asks if you can fill in as her personal cockwarmer.
>>27514991
It's funny how outside of mlpg you get bombarded with anon in equestria greentexts that always skip the nice parts to get to the fucking
but all I really wish for is that casual everyday romance
is IAFL still alive?
Colt
>>27515015
>>27515005
That's pretty much what /mlp/ does with everything, yeah
>>27515015
Why was he so intent on showing Saasaflash his butt?
>>27515005
that's why mlpg is the place to be
>>27515026
If you were a foal wouldn't you be trying to show off your foalness?
Old filly
Young mom
>>27515042
How horrifying
>>27515044
You don't have to feel down
I said young mom
>>27515005
I'm always down for good greentext about fucking ponies rawBut I'm incredibly autistic and I just want to do romantic things with and for Rarity until she thinks I'm someone worth being with
I want to punch myself after typing that.
>>27515044
Cute mom
>>27515067
How many pruny trips to the steam room would it take
>>27515067
Well, you're not alone in that. As long as you're not taking out a plushie on dates I'd say you're fine.
>>27515067
>>27515071
It is a crime against humanity we did not get to see her pregnant.
>>27515072
>An excuse to go to a pony spa and spend time with Rarity
As many as she wanted.
>>27515074
I'm pretty sure I would get beaten up and robbed if I started walking around with a Rarity plushie where I live.
>>27515075I'd settle for just being friends. I don't think I'd be her type anyway, but I'd be more than happy with spending time with my favorite pony as friends
>>27515007
hey
>>27514530
the luna color
>>27515126
I went for a custom color(Trixie)
>>27515126
yella
OK how many of use here right now own Sugar Stars
>>27515176
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357722
Let's see!
>>27515176
>Tfw your horse fleshlight is outdated
>>27515095
I dug through the archive and put together a list of links of your stuff for a guy another thread who was asking about your Bigelestia thing: >>27515148
Did I miss anything related to big and or busty humans?
>>27515067
you must exist purely in the friendzone
>>27515192
>not wanting to be friends with a ponyYou guys are actually starting to hurt my feelings
>>27515190
No, that's it.
>>27515209
Right on, thanks for the confirmation
>>27515187
I want a filly fleshlight
>>27515241
I imagine some elastic could do the trick. Or just use the back hole.
>>27515241
So you want a filly?
>>27515241
I want a filly cuddle pillow.
I want to BE a filly
>>27515259
Wish granted, with a two-for-one special
they seem pretty happy with the result
>>27515291
Anon said filly.
I don't know what the fuck those things are but it sure as hell isn't fillies.
>>27515244
It needs to be 100% genuine filly
>>27515291
You could have at least posted fillies with giant teatsthat's the kind of filly I want to be
>>27515354
https://derpibooru.org/1049249
>>27515373
>>27515373
You're the only one in this general that understands me, anonymous.
>>27515328
>>27515336
No refunds
>>27515406
can you at least pretend to post ponies
>>27515407
that costs extra
What's the rent for the princesses' uteruses?
If you want boobs, go here.
>>27425098
Goodnight, MLPG.
Something something DJ Acid's musky pits
>>27515422
why would I ever leave the general
>>27515423
Good night, sweet fillies
>>27515420
for each month you live in them, you have to do a month of filly duty
>>27515432
...boobs?
>>27515448
>filly duty
I'd like more information about this, please.
I thought pic related was a filly.
Since when are oppai lolis fillies?
Your incredible obsession with fillies has led to an uncontrollable increase in filly population.
Now the industry cannot sustain this sudden incredible growth.
Famine is spreading all over your filly population. Certain filly organizations are raising up against your foolish rule and using pillows, water balloons and other makeshift weapons they can find are trying to form their own independent rooms.
Soon your house will no longer be undivided, united or strong. And once that happens who knows what the future will hold for your house.
>>27515453
EC Major was/is the actual horsefucker right?
>>27515453
That sure is a filly.
And what a filly !
>>27515452
you mostly just have to do and say things while wearing outfits, and a twitter bot posts about your antics
Would you dilly a filly willy?
>>27515480
https://derpibooru.org/276636
ahh, MLPG
where men are men
and mares have penises
>>27515455
if I were going anywhere for boobs, it would be to /trash/ so I could post stuff like this
https://derpibooru.org/1106872
https://derpibooru.org/908778
>>27515495
Do you have a fetish for weirdly drawn faces?
I'm not judging.
>>27515506
Apparently I have some sort of face blindness?
I don't know
or particularly care
>>27515528
Tell me a bedtime story, MLPG.
https://derpibooru.org/9000
Filly died for this
FILLIES NEVER DIE
>>27515542
There once was a filly.
She was a very pretty filly.
The filly lived a normal happy life and totally didn't get raped by some hairless monkey wearing a suit
>>27515561
God I hate spics
>>27515561
Build wall
>>27515559
And then what?
Does the filly go on adventures? Does she become a princess? Does she find a prince?
This story blows.
>>27515577BestPrincess
>>27515577
That person really likes drawing ponies being lazy with comfy clothes.
>>27515587
No. Adventures scared the filly and she preferred to live under a rock.
Like literally burying herself under a rock.
She's still under that rock to this day.
It's high fillies.
>>27515596
...?
>>27515600
Maud pie pls
>>27515605
Cadance is best princess.
What do you not understand?
>>27515603
Fillies rain from above!
>princess only sleepovers
>>27515622
Fillies team keeps running directly into turrets
>>27514211
Unf
>>27515624
>Princess pillow fight
The fillies go_______.
>>27515630
Fillies neva die!
>>27515704
Fillies entire team is revived and they proceed to run directly at two turrets and a BastionI almost don't want to play this game anymore
>>27515709
There's an MLPG group if you wanna play with horsefuckers.
>>27515743
>Discord
>>27515747
there's a horsefucking /v/ thread too if you're opposed to communication for some reason
>>27515749
ya know, in a game about teams and communication
>>27515743
That sounds like it'd be fun butI bought it on a console
And I have had bad experiences playing multiplayer games with MLPG
what game are you horsefuckers talking about?
>>27515756
Ponywatch
>>27515756
overwatch
>>27515758
>blankflank
>>27515758
I need to protect this pony from bullies
Pone wasn't built in a day, you know.
>>27515764
you already failed >>27515762
>>27515768
I can conceive multiple ponies in a day.
>>27515202Don't worry Anon, we'll all make it there one day, and your waifu will love you as much as you love her.
I want to go on a date with Twilight Sparkle.
I'm completely OK if she doesn't put out on the first date, too.
>>27515798
>>27515798
In order for me to date her she'd have to put out beforehand.
>>27515789
>nd your waifu will love you as much as you love her.
I doubt it
You cannot date the ponies.
>>27515798
I would listen talk about Starswirl for hoursAnd then say I think she's better than him and watch to her try to prove she's not for hours
>>27515800
>Fluttershy's awkwardness would make me feel like I'm doing something wrong and I feel like I'd ruin the date for the both of us because of it.
>>27515811
Is there a fetish for watching a pink pony eat pancakes?
Full of plebs
>>27515824
>fucking dykes
ew no thanks
>>27515845
>Date with Rarity
>Can't stop sweating or stuttering
Ugly filly.
>>27515824
>FFM
>with two endurance specialists
J-jesus
>>27515845
My Little Pony:CIVIL WAR
>>27515849
>that's her fetish
>>27515824
Not with the gross blue one. Bring in your dress friend.
>>27515862
>>27515869
WHICH SIDE DO YOU CHOOSE
>>27515879
>picking between Luna and Celestia
Impossible.
you could have avoided this
>>27515879
Whoever's got the fattest futa cock.
>>27515893
JOIN US
>>27515894
They can just use magic to make them bigger, that's irrelevant.
>>27515803
Why do you doubt it Anon?
>>27515888
>picking between worst and best princess
it's not that hard, honestly
Where's new horse, you fucks.