610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
There's a great many things Twilight Sparkle could probably involve magic in to do for her, but besides the presence of entities that can render it useless or inert, there's always going to be that drive of hers to learn to do without it as well. It's a fascinating world and if there's an opportunity to test a guide, she'll often do just that. Applejack doesn't seem to call on her too much as it is!There's also the ever-present possibility of side-effects to spells, and in light of earlier farm mishaps, maybe it's usually for the best, anyhow..
>>27498520
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
anyone know of any fics about fillies with huge asses, it doesnt need to be sexual.
>>27502765
Past Sins
Cute mares
If you were a filly, what kind of fun things would you do with yourfriends?
>>27502773
i read past sins up until the part where fluttershy turned into a tree at the school.
Apparently this isn't as l-lewd as a assumed it was going to be.
>>27502776
>>27502782
i would get bored of hanging out with fillies real quick, and eventually go seek out the degenerates.
Episode confirmed that anyone with common sense can do Applejack's job.
>>27502782
Try on pretty dresses
>>27502783
If we're being honest, that was my least favourite chapter too.
>>27502799
but its a job no one wants to do
>>27502799
Anyone can be a farmer anon.
>>27502782
I don't have friends, so I wouldn't know.
>>27502781
>>27502783
Wow you stuck with it way too long.
>>27502782
Whatever they want. I'd just tag along with whatever dumb/cute filly activity they want, without forming any thoughts of my own.
>>27502810But real life farming, irrigation construction, soil nutrition, ect is extremely complicated.
>>27502801
did they ever make physical copies of past sins? that would be the perfect gift for a few people i know.
>>27502776
Did you say cute stallions anon
because I think you did
>>27502833
Yes, but it's very limited. Ask Penstroke when he's going to do a next batch, although I think there's a long wait time between when he does.
>>27502833
This image is always super cute to see
But knowing what it's from makes me like it less
>>27502840
i would like to order it with this cover
>>27502851
Make Nyx Great Again!
>>27502854
yes yes we've all seen the meme.
>>27502833
this image would be better if it anon filly
nyx gets too much hate, she is not even in the top 100 shittiest brony OCs of all time list
>>27502782
I would have fun with all the ponies who desired to have fun with a filly
>>27502869
Anonfilly would be better if it learned to accept its sister.
this guy is on the registered sex offender list in my area.
is that nyx?
>>27502831
Plus crop rotations, goverment subsidies, livestock care, inoculations, pesticides, herbicides.
A lot of shit to know.
Can't eat without crops. Swerve unicorns
>>27502870
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Why are you so shit.
>pink
Twilight Sparkle has agreed to turn all the Anons into whatever they want so long as they "Shut the fuck up and leave us alone already!"
So Anons wanting to be fillies on the left, colts beside them. Mares and stallions on the right.
Fillies and colts that are "DTF" whatever that means, please specify so we can pair you with appropriate anons.
>>27502901
pink
>>27502891
It does look like it but that mane and tail are different. I've never seen Nyx with a mane style and tail style like that before, more so the colours.
Pic related is probabily the closest match you'll get, it's probs his OC.
>>27502904
I wish to be the mare, missus Twiggy the piggy
>>27502904
Make me Nyx you lavender lovely fucker.
when a unicorn dies can you still extract magic from the body?
>>27502870
Her permanence is nerve grating, at least the Shimmerfags' waifu appears in official media.
>>27502904
>pair you with appropriate anons
This takes the fun out of it
>>27502912
>>27502918
You fell for Twilight's plan, as happy ponies seemingly appear from a hidden door beside her she's vaporizing Anons one by one.
Thus ends Equestria's Anon problem.
>>27502927
Yes but, you have to fuck the warm body
>>27502885
You'll eventually get pregnant.
>>27502929
I love you too, Anon
>>27502891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP9PoBlFDp4
OBJECTION!
Filly got prankd
>>27502956
But was it JUST a prank?
>>27502956
pranked right in the filly hole
>>27502958
It was a social experiment gone sexual
Filly wants to me an astronaut
>>27502891
>>27502948
Oh come on, I just went out and manually found the exact vector of the exact pony to defend myself.
Don't I at least get a little praise for it?
>>27502941
Good
I wish to be a broodmare
>>27502966
Filly can go on the next rocket ship!
It's going on an impact mission to the Sun!
Of course filly doesn't know what that means, but doesn't that sound fun?
>>27502966
Build a trebuchet for filly.
>>27502974
fucken post it then, i dont see shit anywhere
Anon is now banned from bringing fillies to his house. The 'social experiment' excuse won't fly again.
>>27502993
>>27502948
dumbass.
Please don't send fillies into space
>>27503024
Filly ran out of fuel and is on an escape trajectory
>>27503004
are you an idiot or just pretending?
>>27503024
it is too late
they are on their way
>>27503039
I LITERALLY POSTED THE EXACT VINYL VECTOR
Filly wants to cock vore you
>>27503045
thats not even close, the tails arnt even the same
also it is clearly a filly in the picture
>>27503062
Okay I admit it, you got me good, you riled me up. Congrats.
>>27503053
>cock vore
>not anal vore master race
>>27503053
Filly just cock vored her colt friend at playtime.
Cheerilee ran off to look for a doctor.
give me all of your nyx images
>>27503093
Excuse me sir, may I take a moment of your time to tell you about anal masturbation?
>>27503093
Come on Rarara let's talk about fashion!
That'll cheer you up!
>>27503107
here is my rarest nyx
>>27503113
>>27503107
the only nyx image i have saved in my computer
>>27503122
>>27503122
Anyone have the screencap of that guy with the comment about performing oral sex as a sign of her love? Griffy was amazing.
>>27503128
I loved that episode
>>27503122
>griffy
>>27503147
It's easily one of my favorites. It's the Pinkity episode I've wanted since S2.Maud was cool too
I wonder if it's possible to rip all images of Nyx from derpibooru and compile all of their md5 hashes to make a 4chanX filter
>>27503166
Oh please, Derpibooru isn't the only place I use. And new images will pop up over time.
No one actually unironically likes Nyx, right?
This is all just dumb memeing and shitposting, right?
>>27503178
Just dumb memeing and shitposting
>>27503178
The others, probabily.
There's a reason I'M the Nyxfag.
>>27503178
Atleast it's staying in this general like it should, with the rest of the autism and terrible fetishes.
>>27503198
Hold my beer.
>>27503178
I actually like Nyx and I'm not even a Nyx poster.
>>27503165I'm kinda salty that you get 2 Pinkity episodes in one season and there's no hope for my favorite pair ;_;
Filly actually did it the absolute madmare!
>>27503198
>>27503208
Do you like? >>27503224
>>27503229
Why post it here?
>>27503148
>>27503242
Is that a crab shell stuffed with pickles and owl pellets.
post your rarest derpy, if someone else in the thread already has it then you leave mlpg forever
>>27503217
Same, but considering Nyx Anon spams her a lot I don't bother with posting her anymore.
>>27503218
What's your favorite pair?
>>27503244
WHEW
Spike gets discovered by a top agent and becomes a musician.
DAAPI
>acid mine
>>27503276
>>27503281
Twirity.
And it's annoying since they have a lot of possibilities with that pair.
Well...at least there's always hope for S7
>>27503301
420 stream it faget
>>27503310
Rarity pairs up with all her friends the best.
stoneface never forget
>>27503324
That dude was a cool guy. He was so fucking sad when he got moved from pony after S1.
And nigga was the one that confirmed S3 and S4 during the first hiatus
I like Twility!
>>27503324
>Stoneface
>sex
Did you know Cheerilee is sweet and kind?
#Fuck my teacher
>>27503367
Mares can't love mares!
FILLY JUST ANNOUNCED SHE CAN COCK VORE ANY COLT SHE WANTS AND NOPONY WOULD BE ABLE TO STOP HER
>>27502613
>Draw reuqests pls and thanks
wat? ok
>>27502624:^)
>>27503384
Of course they can!
>>27503285
What's the status on pony minecraft where we get to be ponies?
>>27503384
Lies
>>27503399
>those crotchtits holders
U-Unf
>>27503399
I love those adorable pone bikinis.
Beware:Lewdnessawaits!
>>27503410
>>27503409
>finally decided to try out that released Big Mac Sauce recipe
>found the paprika that was still sealed because I don't use it for anything
>it's actually comparable to the real thing
the absolute madmen
Who said that
>>27503410
I've got something evenlewder
>>27503439
>>27503401
>>27503405
I wish more people drew ponies wearing them
>>27503427
Neat blogpost, my dude, gonna retweet that shit
>>27503410
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS PLS DELET THIS
Beach episode when?
>>27503453
Imagining Pinkie yelling that is cute.
>>27502831
which is why people generally do exactly as they were taught without any changes even when the traditions are kinda fucked
plus we already know AJ is severely OCD. that's why she repeatedly counts to four while barn-raisin'
>>27503485
Imagining Pinkie talking pretty much anything is hella cute.
Is it time for Ponk?
>>27503508
Is it possible for Panko to be any cuter?
Eat a dick Rarity.
>>27503447
Oh man, look at that belly. Would totally cuddle Celestia.
>>27503562
You can't tell Raree what to do!
>>27503547
Yes.
>>27503549
Plinko's cuteness knows no limits!
>>27503279
I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!
>>27503562
You don't eat dicks darling, you tend to them.
>>27503600
FUCK OFF WE'RE POSTING PINKIE NOT RARA
Leave the sleeping ponies where they lie. They may be grumpy if they wake up.
>>27503606
No one said we can't post both
>>27503606
I will post Rara
Why not both?
>>27503625
>anthro
This asshole just stole your waifu marshmallow pone.
What you gonna do?
>>27503606
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD
>>27503633
I never had a waifu marshmallow pone though
Fuck mid season hiatus fuck this shitty summer
I can't wait for Stranger than Fan-Fiction to be announced as the canon name and everyone to freak out.
>>27503630
You're anthro
Which one's the bigger slut?
>>27503630
Bipedal =/= anthro
>>27503672
Your mom.
>>27503688
:^)
>>27503468
>We finally get a beach episode.
>It's also a Celestia episode.
>>27503688
>Anon's mom is a slutty pony
>>27503703
Is this Pinkie rationalising why she has a minimum of twenty dicks in her ass at any given time?
>>27503653
>I'M ANTHRO! I'M ANTHRO!
>>27503652
>>27503727
When do you think it will just be all about the drama, character development, and an apocalypse like every other modern western animated tv show?
>>27503742
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
>>27503762
Anon this is a blue board
>>27503762
>SpaceClop
http://imgur.com/r/spaceclop
>>27503762
spamming
trolling
avatar fagging
report
sage
>>27503756
There could be some creepy stallion fiddling a filly right now and no one would ever find out
>>27503814
I like you, can I have a hug?
>Fluttershy has a brother.
>He's a grown-ass adult who still lives with his parents.
>>27503702
That could be really fun.
>>27503873
REEEEEEEEEE
>>27503873
>>27503873
It's hilarious that Fluttershy and her brother are both timid and shut-in failures.
She must've had some terrible parents; no wonder they've never appeared in the show before, they're probably more neglectful of their kids than Rainbow Dash would be.
>>27503904
That image reminds me
Fluttershy's Nightmare Night hideout was super adorable and megacozy
>>27503878
I really fucking hope they don't make him a teenager just a few years out of highschool.
You're not a god damn "freeloader" because you didn't immediately get a good paying job and take out a mortgage the moment you hit 18.
>>27503873
>Fluttershy managed to get her own place before her big brother
>>27503930
It could be worse.
>>27503904
>Fluttershy
>element of kindness, responsible for saving both their nation and the world on multiple occasions
>was a successful model
>knows both princesses on a personal level
>failure
If anon her brother probably just gave up coming to the conclusion he could never amount to anything worthwhile in the massive shadow she likely casts over him.
>>27503955
If anything*
What the fuck.
>>27503412
needs a cum splash edit
>>27503412
>>27503973
>>27503955
She's quite the accomplished mare
>>27503955
>"If anon her brother"
>being related to that yellow dumpster-fire of a pony.
>>27503982
Yeah, like that
>>27504004
That would be a good thing though anon. That would mean not being the shittiest sibling in your family; a novel feeling for most people here.
>>27504004
Would make flutterrape just a little bit sexier.
>>27504043
those two love to fuck
Pony wants to have a slumber party at your place
>>27503615
why is that pony so cute
>We're here to fuck bitches and get money
>>27504213
Because sleeping ponies are always cuties.
>>27503955
>fluttershy casting a massive shadow over her brother
this sounds hot.
>>27504233
a neet human who sleeps and jacks off all day = loser
a neet pony who sleeps and jacks off all day = unf and cute
why is this reality so cruel
>>27504233
It's not her dick
I got this book today and plan on storytiming it soon for those that are interested.
Didn't get a good look at it myself while I scanned it, but there seems to be some fun stuff in there.
>>27503451
finished my beer and shower my dude
gonna feel cute in my new boxers for a bit and the jack it to sprite hentai
>>27504280
make a thread for it.
>>27504280
there is no way this can turn out good
>>27504281
Dudekovsky, my cock is so goddamn fat right now
>>27504281
there is no way this can turn out good
>>27504281
>Boxers
>not panties
Disappointing.
>>27504286
I plan to. Just waiting for it to finish uploading.
>>27504293
Not a chance, but there's gotta be something worthwhile out of this.
>>27504292
Bropenhauer you know it
>>27504298
panties are for girls man
That's why I have my ball bras
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://tamae.2ch.net/cartoon/&prev=search
I wonder how many people like MLP in Japan.
>>27504250
Because you don't look like Fluttershy. You look like Snips.
>>27504280
Oh god is the diary thing?
Weren't some previews posted here a week or so ago.
The pages with them having crushes on random background characters?
>>27504280
Could be cool.
>>27504325
Fucked up the link.
https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&prev=search&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=ja&u=http://tamae.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/cartoon/1463845547/&usg=ALkJrhgl1lsQljPZRLasOTpJuMaLHu95Dw
http://tamae.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/cartoon/1463845547/
>>27504341
Yes it is.
>>27504341
>The pages with them having crushes on random background characters?
Wait
w h a t
>>27504361
Yes Anon.
They all have crushes except Sunset and maybe Rarity I think?
FLuttershy has a crush on the hippy guy, AJ has a crush on her next door neighbor that also has a apple farm and other bullshit like that
It's a FUN FUN book.
>>27504370
That is horrible.
Doesn't hasbro know they're all raging lesbians?
>>27504288
It's a eqg
>>27504280
That's one sassy-molassy Applejack
>>27504370
Does Rainbow Dash have a crush on a girl?
>>27504406
shit thats a huge shit
>>27504402
I kind of like the way she looks ponied up, there.
Filly orders you to quit your day job so she can play with you all day.
>>27504406
Nope.
>>27504424
Ok.
The map seems to still exist based on the updated synopsis for Spice Up Your Life:
>Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot by the map to solve a friendship problem. They discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/05/spice-up-your-life-extended-synopsis.html
>>27504425
God damn that looks shit. When are they going to give up on Equestria Girls?
>>27504424
Filly will quickly run out of filly treats that way.
Starting Canterlot High Tell-All storytime here:
>>27504448
>>27504341
>The pages with them having crushes on random background characters?
Christ, just when I thought EqG couldn't get more retarded.
Just one more reason to disregard the whole flaming shitpile of a franchise.
>>27504431
Is this episode going to be a 12th one?
>>27504424
I don't even have a job.
>>27504425
>Pinkie Pie wants to fuck Cadences husband.
yesssss
>>27504480
>*non canon pinkie pie
>>27504425
>Rarity thinks Twilight has a crush on her
>>27504449
You can always make homemade filly treats.
>>27504425
>Pinkie wants to fuck Twi's brother
ALL IS FORGIVEN
>>27504499
I'm pretty sure she's talking about Spike, but that won't stop me from believing
TEE HEE WE'RE GIRLS!
BOYFRENDZ AND MAKE-UP AND DRESSES!
BUY ALL OUR PLAYSETS AND TOYS!
>>27504505
>>27504516BLAAAH'M CRACK STUNTPONE
Please do not fuck the animals.
>>27504516
>all that lipstick
THEYRE SO UGLY
BUT MUH FETISH
>>27504538
You can't tell me what to do!
I'm going to fuck them TWICE as hard now!
>>27504551
>>27504562
>Sunset will never be a canon horsefucker
At least I have my fanfics
Holy shit this book is painful to read.
It's like some corporate fucker just got together a bunch of blurbs thats printed on toyboxes, and compiled them along with some stock vectors and screenshots from the movies.
>>27504616
honestly what did you expect from fucking eqg book?
Fillies in pretty outfits
Human fillies love the same human stallion/colt
>>27504674
>Scootaloo was a boy all along
>>27504425
>Rarity: I know a certain little purple someone who is back in Equestria and who has a crush on me.
>>27504674
What the hell is going on
>>27504674
Aren't they like, 10 years old?
What the fuck.
>>27504696
spike breh
>>27504719
It's okay anon, girls can have crushes.
>>27504720
>Rarity wants to fuck a dog
>>27504719
Do those look like 10 year olds? With those huge titties?
>>27504696
Its not pedophilia if its a dragon
Pinkie x Shining armor OTP
>>27504744
>Sunset Shimmer: I'll root Rainbow Dash
>>27504738oppai loli fillies
>>27504750
I wonder if EqG Pinkie also lives with the Cakes?
Maybe she wants Shining and his wife to come around for a swingers party?
>>27504758
What about loli fillies?
>>27504674
>>27504750
All this CRUSH shit.
>Twilight wants you to catch cooties
what the fuck Twi?
>>27502794
This.
I wouldn't have filly friends or possibly any friends, I'd most likely just post pictures of myself on the internet and find anyone willing to fuck me
>>27502909
Can I lick your paws?
Twilight isn't a nice friend after all.
I bet that she ignore Sunset and don't trust in her, just like trixie.
>>27504858
Twilight is probably sick of Sunset and is trying to forget she and that horrible humanverse ever existed.
>>27504858
>Twilight just fucking ditched Sunset once she met Starlight
>>27504858
I dunno, Anon. She seems to trust the ones that get Friendship Beamed more than the ones that change due to their own choices.
>>27504877
Good.
filly want to go to the mature pony parties
For those of you that looked at it, think there was anything worthwhile in that Canterlot High book mlpg?
>>27504894
Waste of paper t b h
>>27504894
Twilight
>>27504886
>Pinkie holds orgies at Sugarcube Corner while the Cakes are away
PHEW LAD
>>27504894
Well, it's pretty vomit inducing
>>27504909
>the best thing about CP
>>27504909
>CP
>>27504894
The whole thing might push someone a tiny bit closer to suicide, if that interests them.
>>27504909
I had more fun with her in that sleepover book.
>>27504903
>>27504915
>>27504927
Pretty much what I thought as well. Hopefully there's some kind of positive that will come out of that mess.
Welp, we will never get that episode with shimmer meting celestia.
We already got confirmation that the next movie will be 100% in the EQG world and nothing of equestria
>>27504894
Well most of the answers were pretty basic and generic, sort of just repeating a lot of things we've already known about all of them, but there were a few interesting bits. I kind of liked seeing the parts about the Crystal Prep girls, and the quotes from DJ Pon.
>>27504953
Good.
https://derpibooru.org/1075593
who the fuck actually likes this garbage?
>>27505032
Edgelords.
>>27505032
>i was laughing so hard making this
really
>>27505032
I like gore and foalcon
>>27505032
Just meanies that don't like the best baby
>>27505032
>Princess Luna: Since it’s apparent that many people are in need of basic education about tagging and this is a magnet for such people, tags locked
What did he mean by this?
Post cool fillies.
Why are fillies so curious?
>>27504953
>implying any of this is canon
>>27505059
Nips is keking on both sides right now
The mods are shitting themselves to do what he says and locking tags because ''I'm the artist and that's not whats happening :^)''
>>27504909
>>27504858
She's probably just busy with adventures while Sunset is stuck in literal high school hellverse.
Filly want to use your underwear
>>27505129
>>27505120
Isn't pony-Sunset in her mid to late twenties?
Sure must be nice hanging out with a bunch of teenage children, never doing anything more exciting then gossiping about boyz and posting shit on your cellphone.
>>27505142
On the bright side, free access to horsedick down at AJ's ranch.
>>27505129
But I bought her her own underwear/
>>27505149
Yeah but as a pony she has free access to horsedick by looking down between her legs.
>>27505142
and she probably banged an underage high school boy at some point.
>Sunset shimmer should be in jail
>>27505158
Not all ponies have horsedicks.
Just the stallions and the princesses.
>>27505142
>posting shit on your cellphone.
She will be the creator of the freemiun games in EQG
>>27505175
>shit guys we need to talk about like mobile phone stuff
>also empowering girls with math and science shit
>um
>apps?
>>27505169
>If Sunset had stayed in Equestria as Celestias student, she could have become a princess and gained a big ol' banging horsedick.
>>27505175
>"hey kids, us Hasbro corporates are just like you! Mobile phones! Apps!"
>>27505182
It's more effort than Mattel did with Barbie: http://www.dailydot.com/geek/barbie-engineer-book-girls-game-developers/
tl;dr: Barbie considers herself a programmer but has to ask boys to code for her.
Filly needs your help with her mobile calculator app. So far she managed to make a Hello World.
>>27505175
>you will never talk code with hotdoghumanpone
>you will never take her back to your place and plow her with your huge horsecock
Filly accidentally programmed Sky Net and needs your help to destroy a satellite it's using to infect the world.
Here's a magnet, you should probably find a pegasus.
>>27505218
You can't have a pegasus carry a magnet; it'll mess with the tiny magnet they have in their nose for their sense of direction.
>>27505232
>Stick magnets all over your fucking fridge.
>A-Anon! Help!
>Find Dash upside down, deeply confused trying to fly under the oven.
>>27502854
This is the first time I see the full pic. Weird.
>>27505240
This is adorable.
>>27505240
Goddamnit. I need an image of this, stat. Preferably from captain pudgemuffin
>>27505270
Rainbow is a very helpful pon.
>>27505270
Only if he stops drawing his ponies as cats
>>27505270
Dash is a cute
>>27505291
NEVER
>>27505283
the most helpful.
>>27505291
but ponies as cats are adorable
Ponies are literally cats.
>>27505291
Wouldn't you a pony cat though?
>>27505335
I own a cat so no, I would never a pony cat. Cats are only for cuddles and poking when they're trying to sleep.
>>27505335
Catponies aren't for sexual
just look this
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/29/1142170.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/29/1142171.png
awful
>>27505291
>implying
>>27505365
why is this so thick
>>27505391
ponies are thick
>>27505365
Why are wings tinier than her eyes?
I regret to inform you that I am just now getting caught up on season 6.
I am also completely trashed, which really makes for double fun, if you think about it.
I have made it to episode 4 so far. I almost wish I'd been recording this whole thing because I've been yelling at my monitor the whole time.
METALS ARE YOU HERE?
>>27505471
Well, at the very least you can update us on what you think as you watch the episodes for the first time. Sometimes it's fun to watch, or even just read live reactions.
>>27502790
yeah i thought that twilight pose was pretty cutelewd
>>27505488
So far it's been fun. I liked Starburst or whatever his name was. He knows all the magic theory but can't cast shit for shit. He's ok.
On the other hand, Pinkie in ep 3.
What a spergy sperg. She's cute though.
It was kind of funny how that nerdpone got cucked out of the cannon for the pouch.
>>27505068
>>27502790
>>27505506
>Twilight winking and gushing all over herself
did that scitwi slumber secret party book get released yet
>>27505516
Oh god, Apple Bloom really is the cutest CMC.
>>27505591
Yeah, it had a storytime posted too.
>>27385480
desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27385480
HOLY SHIT
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANONS
>>27505646
Oh yea?
Well your cupcakes taste bad!
>>27505708
Too far Anon!
>>27505641
So did we find out what Twilights sparkly surprise was?
pony is hardcore with a K
do not stare at butts
>>27505741
Her horsecock under the same magical effect as Luna and Celestia's mane.
>>27505708
>>27505748
pony does ketamine?
>>27505767
Only because your shitty family keeps buying up the whole stock.
>two unicorns had to show a mud pony how to properly farm
I am not forever convinced Earth Ponies are fucking useless.
>>27503955
that's just because the other main6 keep dragging her along against her will
Why is Memorial Day also "Beat up Pinkie Pie" day?
>>27505790
Earth ponies aren't prissy little whores like unicorns
>>27505812
>slandering unicorns
I don't see any mud ponies turning into Goddesses around here.
>>27505817
I dunno man I always see that applejack alicorn thread on page 0...for some reason
>>27505129
>implying I'd want to wake up from a 20 year coma
Your body will be wasted beyond recovery. Everyone but your closest family has moved on so you don't even have any friends anymore.
You will never find a job because it will be seen as 20 years of unemployment.
You just missed the last 20 years and have no idea what is going on.
>>27505767
yeah? well I had sex with your WIFE!
>>27505824
Ever heard of a power fantasy? Or a wet dream?
>>27504953
We knew that it was 100% EqG since LoE plot was revealed
As for the episode bit, we all knew it wasn't happening except for a few demented shimmerfags.
>>27505817
No matter how many become boring princesses they'll still be elitist little shits
>>27505753
You're not the boss of me.
>>27505776
I would buy up the whole stock of sugar at the nerd store.
>>27505753
You're not the boss of me. Unless you want to be, pls be the boss of me i love you.
>>27505850
well its not being elitist if you truly ARE superior than mud ponies.
>>27505850
It's not elitist if it's founded.
>>27505865
Is that some kind of tumblr snout?
Got a fresh order of Weird Fetish Shitâ„¢ for ya
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/330263/locker-room-lovers
>>27505865
what a strange combination of weird/cute style of ponie
Colt
>>27505869
awww shit this is gonna be good. i love that author and i have jacked to that pic atleast 5 times in the past.
>>27505865
Racist Rarity is one of my favourite headcanons
>>27505877
what is your original filename? i have to make sure you are not that foreign coltposter,
>>27505857
Me too, anon
>>27505888
That would be me, most probably.
Vkat
>>27505899
wait i forgot why i hated you
>>27505924
No hate now
Only foals
>>27505899
fuck rumble, this is the new coolest colt on town
>>27505954
don't fuck rumble
Hi guys. What's going on here?
>>27505969
Nothing much. I've just been waiting for a cute mare to show up. Now that you're here, the wait is over.
>>27505961
Fuck rumble
does anyone else have a pillow they hug at night and they named it rarity
>>27505767
>those little tears
that's too cute/sad
>>27505996
yes
no
>>27505996
No.Not Rarity.
what do you prefer, the hot carrot or the hot pickle.
>>27506036
I prefer carrot in my ass
>>27505996
yeah but i'm not pleb enough to name it rarity
>>27505996
Ya. It's really pathetic.
>>27505996
Do not call the pony girlfriend a pillow.
Do you like guro stuff
https://derpibooru.org/1128512
>>27506069
try and stop me fagget
>>27506077
I do not
>>27506077
no, but this is kinda hot
>>27506077
>part 2 is her feeling him up
I'm sickened but curious
>>27506077
what a shitty choice of font for a comic
>>27506094
>font
>>27506094
>brain damaged anon
>>27506092
i want to spank those butts super hard
>>27506092I love Rose's Disney-ass Bs
>>27506090
link? I don't know how to derpibooru
>>27506099
your're dead kiddo
>>27506104
here
https://derpibooru.org/1134396
>>27506109
Cocks on faces is my fetish. Thanks anon.
>>27506109
>posted a month ago
>no part 3
is there anyone here who remembers me/would care if i wrote anything
>>27506128
you wrote that gayburn thing, right?
>>27506128
Oh fuck I remember you
You were a cool cat
>>27506128
Can it involve some fetishes?
>>27503040
GROUND CONTROL TO BOULDER TOM
>>27506137
it has to. non-negotiable
Fuck me I love this couple
>>27502765
Why would you want to know about those fanfics?
>>27506147
>that hair
fucking kill it
>>27506151
i like reading about oppai loli slice of life, but with the ass being huge instead.
>>27506147
nah this one is cuter
>>27506144
seconding >>27506153Starlight Glimmer turns herself into a busty giantess and anon into a little pony
>>27506162
You try pushing out a kid and keeping every strand in place
>>27506164
wait what is this
>>27506171
DT bragging about her large butt in front of the class
>>27506164
>>27506180
>tripfag with good taste
you are alright, you can stay
>>27506168
I think he's talking about the orange/purple blend on the babby
Fillies' been trying to worg into you for a while now.
You hear one incessant voice in your head.
Hold the butt.
Hold the butt.
>>27504480
>she enjoys switching off with Equestrian Pinkie so she can have wild horse sex and cuck Cadence at the same time
>>27506187
too bad you're unaware he's not a newcomer
>>27506198
>>27506168
I'm exactly talking about the orange/purple blend on the babby. Hideous.
Glim-Glam on the other hand...she's actually pretty qt with it messy
>>27506205
>The reason the portals haven't had any time fluctuations like in starlights time is because the fucking Pinkies keep switching back and forth, reintroducing harmony magic they bring back on their shoes or souls or some shit.
2 cheesy
>>27506204
Hold the butt
Hol the butt
Hol e butt
Fol butt
Folbutt
Foalbutt
Foalbutt
https://youtu.be/kEIa53R4v-w
who would you feel if they did a pony episode about the dangers of weed
>>27506226
>dangers
>>27506227
1. while high i fapped myself sore
2. i ate too much nachos and icecream cake making me extremely uncomfortable
dont you dare try to tell me there are no dangers
>>27506166
agreed
>>27506179
now that DT is redeemed she can tell Twist about how much she admires her enormous plush ass
>>27506226
There should be an episode where they discover who truly is their best friend.
Berry already knows.
>>27505471
Oh man I drank way too much.
I now regret my decisions.
I got through episode 6 though, so it wasn't all bad.
>>27504871
>realizing Sunset now writes letters back to Twilight and Celestia
Don't think they're trying to forget.
>>27506271
what if she never actually sent any letters
like, she just promised to but then none arrived
and then nobody ever investigated because fuck that
>>27506257
If you can still type coherently, or use a tool to fake it, you haven't drunk enough.
>>27502854
Twilight looks like she's made out of a loose rubber rain jacket.
>>27506295
To be fair, I had to correct many typos.
>>27506257
It was nice to see Trixie again but I kind of hoped it would have played out a bit different. At least we got to see a bit of her being smug.
*contemplates microbiology*
>>27506282
>canterlot is being invaded by changlings and dragons
>sunset is sending letters asking advice on what prom dress to wear
fuck off sunset
>>27506295
typing coherently while drunk is a patience game
people that can't handle it idiots
Blossomforth
>>27506322
>>27506310
The last motor control to go is lift and swallow. Until you can't do that, you haven't had enough to drink.
>>27506333
I like cyan blossomforth over watermelon blossomforth
>>27506336
You just made an enemy for life
>>27506339
I prefer pink wildfire over brown wildfire
I have strong feelings about pegasuses because pegasuses are the best ponies
>>27506334
I have amazing tolerance.
The most black out I got I fucked up a text 20 times before getting it right.
But in my head I'm thinking, wow am I drunk, better type properly so they don't know that. Oh shit red light!
I prefer you
>>27506349
>drunk driver
kill yourself before you kill someone else
>>27506366
aw, thanksbut I'm not a pegasus yet!
>>27506349
Nice.
Came home hammered one night, we were out of beer. My room mate decided to come with, made it to the only open place to get beer at 120mph. He almost wet himself, was hilarious.
>>27506368
I'm kidding Anon.
>>27506374
Also do not do this.
Why didn't you pony up?
>>27506448
Sunset wants to get all ponied up, too.
>>27505829
M-my wife has been dead for years.
>>27506490
I know. That's my fetish.
In the span of three months I went from passably-normal to a daki and sugar star owning creep.
>>27506595
I appreciate she had such a great song recently, I love her voice.
i need more foals
>>27506617
you already have the two best ones
what do you want more for
>>27506624
There id never enough foals.
Infinite foals. Infinifoals.
we get it dude
you like luna
calm down
>>27506681
What a radiant pony.
>>27506689
>>27506689
Reflective**
Radiant implies she creates her own light instead of stealing leftovers from her superior sister.
>>27506687
you'd have a point if there weren't 5+ mins between posts
but there aren't, so you don't
>>27506712
are*
Only two more Lunas and then new thread!
where horse new
>>27506078
>Anon hugging fillies while being naked
You think you're slick, bub?