Equestrian Dungeon: Cheese Edition

Roll on the ground.

>>27490834
Slash the Chilly Eagle in two with the longsword.

>>27490834
Stab fog monster

>>27490834
Slash the fog monster

>>27490834
Sit under box.

>>27490834
brute force attack chilly eagle

>>27490841
>Jack Frost rolled on the ground to extinguish his own fire!

>>27490849
>Suitcase slashed the Chilly Eagle in two with the Longsword! It was a perfect, clean cut!

>>27490859
>Fruitanon attacked the Fog monster with the Bayonet! He dealt minor damage.

>>27490867
>Krono attacked the Fog Monster with the Bat-tle Axe... But missed!

>>27490871
>Morky is more or less hiding.

>>27490886
The Chilly Eagle was destroyed!

The FlareKat launched heat blasts at Fruitanon and Jack Frost! They both took burn damage.
The Fog Monster clawed at Fruitanon! He took more damage.
Fruitanon is now bleeding.
The PlunderCloud is looming over Useless...

>>27490834
Square chain metal pile
>>27490915

>>27490915
Do my shield technique against the FlareKat

>>27490915
Heal wind II on myself.

>>27490915
Cut the PlunderCloud into two symmetrical pieces with the longsword.

>>27490915
Look through the inventory and try to find a weapon that's currently better than mine.

>>27490915
Stab the FlareKat.

>>27490915
steal from PlunderCloud

>>27490867
The eradication of every cheese wheel in a 7 mile radius

>>27490915
Let's abandon the solo expedition, and head over to Vinyl.
"Hey, could you possibly help me out with an invention or two? It's alright to say no, but it would make things quicker."

>>27490923
>Starlight cast Square Chain on the pile of metal! Two of the three attacks landed.

>>27490924
>Morky shield bashed the FlareKat into the wall! It was very successful.

>>27490926
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself! He recovered some energy.
Fruitanon stopped bleeding!

>>27490935
>Suitcase attacked the PlunderCloud with the Longsword, and slashed it in half!

>>27490945
You first

>>27490954
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang! He dealt critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
The FlareKat's firewall was broken!

>>27490955
The PlunderCloud was defeated!

>>27490968
>The 2.5th Manhorse consults with Vinyl once more.
>"I'm not that great of a helper, but sure. Why not?"

The FlareKat is spinning its tail around, like a whip.
The Fog Monster clawed at Fruitanon! He took more damage.
Fruitanon is bleeding again.

>>27490994
Parry the FlareKat's whip tail.

>>27490994
Hold up my shield at the FlareKat so I don't get hit by it

>>27490994
Stab fog.

>>27490994
Grab FlareKat tail and pull, really really hard

>>27490994
Cast heal up beta on Frut.

>>27490994
So was it a normal metal pile?

Walk around it and continue down hallway

>>27490994
Attack the Fog Monster.
>>27490966
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>27491006
>Suitcase parried the FlareKat's whip tail, and dealt a little extra damage!

>>27491007
>Morky is guarding.

>>27491009
>Fruitanon attacked the Fog Monster with the Bayonet! He dealt very minor damage.
Fruitanon took damage from the bleeding.

>>27491012
>Useless comically pulled back on the FlareKat's flaming tail, and released! The enemy disappeared without a trace.

>>27491019
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on Fruitanon! He recovered a lot of energy!
Fruitanon stopped bleeding!
Fruitanon was fully healed!

>>27491035
Yeah.
>Starlight continued walking down the hallway. Darkness surrounds her.

>>27491040
>Krono attacked the Fog monster with the Bat-tle Axe! The enemy took superb damage!

The FlareKat was defeated!
The Fog monster clawed at Morky, but he blocked the attack with his shield!
I have to leave for ~2+ hours. I will be back ASAP.

>>27491059
Stab the fog monster.

>>27491059
All right then, slice and dice the fog monster into pieces.

>>27491059
Slash at Fog Monster with Rake

>>27491059
Dehumidify Fog monster

>>27491059
Stab fog

>>27491059
Chop the Fog Monster

>>27491059
Keep going

Bumpu, bumpu. Very bumpu, thread-chan.

4u

>>27490994
"Sweet, thanks."

-Invention 1: Finish the BFG 9000
Pull out the unfinished BFG 9000. Take the D-Cell Battery and hook wires up to it, and then remove the steel off of the Longsword. Keep the silver for later. Now, the whole blade of steel is going to be used as 25 wires and 25 small, flat defibrillator panels to cover the 5x5 grid. There should be just about enough mass to cover the size, but if it doesn't cover it all, throw in an eighth of the Heavier Iron Rod. Hook up the rest of the wires to a Steel Plug, and plug that to the generator's output. Now, when the weapon is shot, it will release an incredible electrical charge, in which it will take time to recover.

-Invention 2: Energy Sword (yes, the Halo one)
The Electron Spear has been a brilliant power source, and I aim to keep it like that, with a different physical use. Take another eighth of the Heavier Iron Rod (I guess it would be (6/8) now or something) and use the piece to create a thin iron outline, with the shape of a circle, with two long, 4.5ft (~1.37m) spikes petrouding out. Grab the Bouncy Ball, pop it, and begin to surround them over my hooves to make Rubber Gloves. The Electron Spear will be pumping with electricity, but since I have gloves, I can safely carve it to fit in the iron outline I made. This should link the electricity to the entire outline, making an electric field in the spikes and circle, firmly creating the body. Then, in the middle of the inner iron circle, secure in a plastic/rubber rod using the Rubber Gloves by wrapping the gloves and such together into a solid grip; plastic/rubber is a very bad (aka fucking awful) conductor of electricity, so it should be safe. This will complete and create the Energy Sword, which, because of it's incredible temperature, will also slice through incredibly hard and previously tough things.

-Invention 3: Silver Coins
Carve the silver that was on a good portion of the late Longsword into small coins. Torpar can get them or something.

>>27492036
Hm. You know, we have some Electrical Parts and 6/8 of the Heavier Iron Rod, so maybe you could also upgrade your UAV or Hyper-eye, hell, maybe even the BFG 9000 with those parts. Have you even used the Hyper-eye?

>>27492104
I disassembled the Hyper Eye for Electrical Parts a long time ago, but Lawsmen must have missed it with the wall of text I posted. I have a few ideas for the Electrical Parts/Iron which benefit the entire party, but it has a few cons, as in using up a whole shitload of material and iron, while also providing max damage.

>>27492221
What, the mechsuit or whatever? If that's not it, just tell me the idea.

>>27492221
>Off by one
>Benefit entire party

If one offs mean anything,then your idea must be shit

Or maybe not

Whatever

>>27492248
>>27492271
Nah, an armored battle tank with 20mm AP ammunition made from the bullets we aren't using. It would solve the armor issue, and we could upgrade it with better weaponry later. I thought about getting 40mm ammo, but it might cause too much AoE damage to use, plus the tank needs to be as small as a Panzer to fit through the halls. I abandoned the mechsuit until I can get computers/programming AI to function properly.

>>27492308
>A fucking tank.
WHAT. Dude, to make that a fucking tank, you would have to use the whole fucking /inv.
How about we make that a long-term goal? Oh, and you should find the mechsuit, and take it apart for iron and wires.

>>27492324
Well, we have sticks of dynamite. If we make enough buffs, healing, and upgrade everyone's armor with a team effort, we can go to that symbol rune, blow the wall open, and go down the hidden path to raid the laboratory. I'm sure they have more than one of them, so retreat is likely and security is mid-range to minimal; possibly four or five guards named after greek symbols. With enough time, I could make a defibrillator as a revival item, so unconsciousness would be a situation more easily dealt with, at the cost of using up one turn.

>>27492355
Well, from what I have seen from Lawsmen, it wouldn't be that simple. I think Lawsmen wants to save that for a later floor/time, and he would rail-road you to not break the gameflow, ya know?

>>27492036
Could I please keep my longsword. It's the only good weapon I have.

>>27492355
>Inb4 we all die from your little idea due to the evil guys waiting for us

>>27492374
Yeah, he does tend to give you the equivalent of a death stare from across the game table if you try things he didn't see coming, but he has opened up separate plot points before. Maybe he'd want us to activate the rune somehow, and maybe he doesn't, but you never know unless you piss him off in eleven ways for the twelfth one to work.

>>27492404
I can make you a new one of you need it. Sword, bow, gun, there's a few things I can do, and even a decent request would work.

>>27492407
That's why you make shit and plan beforehand. There's only so much that they can plan out, and they've mostly relied on stealth; if they're as strong as we think they are, they would tank us during encounters.

>>27492427
Oh and I don't want your dirty hooves on my shit

I rather have Krono or Jack do upgrades on my gear whenever possible

>>27492427
>He has opened up separate plot points before.
Like? I mean, I guess killing Glimglam might have set off the guard fight. Oh, and I just think Lawsmen will just shoot down your attmept like
>Manhorse tried to bomb the rune open, but nothing happens
or something akin to that.

>>27492457
Or, you know, you could do it. Nothing is stopping you from grabbing a screwdriver and tinkering. A shit job is still progress and a learning experience for next time. The first time I made a wooden napkin holder in real life, the dowels looked like fucking stonehedge and the wood looked like swiss fucking cheese.

>>27492468
He let me dig into stone before with just a sword, and that was ~2 feet thick; explosive damage is even stronger than that. He can't ignore facts, unless he pulls out what I like to call The Giant .txt File of Fuck Your Idea (also commonly referred to as "Game Law").

>>27492427
Well I have the deck knife and the cowbell. Maybe you could combined the two into a sword at least?

>>27492489
Well, yeah. I guess a better version would be that the rune or whatever was immune to BOOM or something. I mean, you can try, but I feel like we can put the dynamite to better use. Like, I don't know, fusing the sticks into one, giant super bomb or something that's basically a one-hit kill.

>>27492489
Here's the thing........
There is no thing


And its more than Likely that Law will shit on your ideas
>>27492507
Actually I want that cowbell for.....reasons

>>27492529
Let me guess, you want it for fetish reasons. WOOP WOOP, HERE'S THE FUN POLICE.

>>27492535
Uhhhhhh...........


Maybe?

>>27492511
Nah, I'm planning on chemically upgrading the laser cells to uranium-235 over time. THAT will make some interesting bombs.

>>27492529
That still doesn't ban you from upgrading yourself.
Explain what you want with the Cowbell.

>>27492507
Oh, I can no doubt get you a weapon out of that; melee or ranged?

>>27492556
I don't have to explain anything

>>27492556
So, nuclear bombs or some shit?
Oh, and I think I could make Suitcase's weapon for you, since I doubt making all of that shit will be in only one turn.

>>27492556
Melee please. I've just tend to find that ranged weapons don't do a lot of damage.

>>27492562
Then you don't get it.

>>27492565
That would be fantastic; do you need the idea, or do you have your own concept?

>>27492601
Alright; I believe Jack may be taking care of it, but if not, you're covered either way.

>>27492355
Daily used all of the dynamite.

>>27492626
That isn't up to you

Stop pretending that everything runs because of you

>>27492626
I would probably have my own idea, but I want to consider yours.

>>27492626
Cool.

>>27492629
Eh, we have a shitload of gunpowder.

>>27492632
I mean, in a roundabout way, it almost does in some cases.

>>27492641
Feel free to use yours if you see it fit.
Cowbells are made of, according to sources, brass, bronze, or copper. Considering steel used to make knifes (which, in most cases, is weak in tough situations), you could sharpen and mend/weld it to one end for extra damage when swinging, or meld it to the tip for extra damage when thrusting. Thrusting uses more energy, but delivers greater strength, and swinging is a quick way of delivering damage while also on the defensive. However, the cowbell can also be made out of iron or wood, in which case, iron could extend the length for better range and wood could create a better, aerodynamic, and more secure grip for the knife itself. Considering recent technological advances, wood also doesn't conduct electricity, meaning you'd be better off using another item and keeping the wood as resource for a larger project.
Choices between individuals vary, but my situation would be taking the brass/bronze/copper cowbell, adding half of it to one end for swing damage, and the other half to create a thick, durable grip, keeping the original plastic grip for something else. It'd be your call, though, and you have a large amount of choices to choose from-- even choices that don't fit in any of these categories, probably if you think harder than me about it.

>>27492808
Hm. Well, I will try something when Lawsmen comes back.

>>27491078
>>27491081
>>27491083
>>27491098
>>27491113
>>27491283
Destruction ensues.

>>27491319
>Starlight kept going. She found something to her left, and something else straight ahead. There is a wall to her right.

>>27492036
One question: How would you go about cutting the Heavier Iron Rod?

The enemies were defeated! Suitcase, Fruitanon, Useless, and Jack Frost gained 212 EXP.
Krono gained 75 EXP.
Morky gained 50 EXP.
Suitcase has achieved Level 14!
Useless has achieved Level 7!
Useless realized the power of Square Chain!
A switch appeared in the middle of this room.

>>27492940
Pull the switch.
Oh, and lawsie, what is the cowbell made out of?

>>27492940
Climb on top of Jack.

>>27492940
What are these somethings?

Check thing straight ahead at a safe distance

>>27492940
ponder the existence of the switch

>>27492940
Flick switch

>>27492940
Uh...cut it with the sword, then AFTER the eighth is gone, do the thing. Yeah.
I'll be dead for a little bit, me and 2nd best pone will start when I get back. For now, just in-game check over all the materials before beginning.

>>27492940
Flip the switch.

>>27492950
Brass.

>The group pulled the switch. Somewhere, a light illuminated...

>>27492963
>Starlight checked the somethings. They appeared to be enemies, a Plunderseed Vine and a new foe.

>>27492964
>Useless is wondering what the fuck is going on.

>>27493009
>The 2.5th Manhorse wants to be dead? No, he wants to check over the materials. He has what he needs...

>>27493111
I guess no pone tower then.
Look at my pathway options.

>>27493111
Go straight and attack whatever is there

>>27493111
Go to that somewhere.

>>27493111
Brass, huh? Take the silver-edged longsword, suitcase can I have it? Use said sword to cut up the cowbell into pieces. Sharpen up the pieces of the cowbell with the longsword. After that, take the deck knife and the sharpened pieces of brass up and mend half of it to the edges/tip of the sword. After doing that, use the other half of the brass to make a hilt for the new sword. I would like to call this sword "Royal Flush" or something like that.

>>27493111
welcome the new foe

>>27493157
Sure by all means.

>>27493157
The stuff I am mending is the cowbell pieces, if it wasn't clear.

I probably need to upgrade my Axe, but I'm not sure how I will.

>>27493111
WHEW I'M BACK

>>27493111
Sorry about that; severe thunderstorm/tornado watch. It got pretty intense, but I got the edge of it, so it wasn't long until the storm calmly and collectively fucked off at 35mph.
When Jack is finished, I'm ready to begin with cute pone.

>>27493121
>Suitcase finds a passage to the left, and a passage to the right.

>>27493127
>Starlight suddenly attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Silver Chariot! It took a considerable amount of damage.

>>27493152
But where is that somewhere?

>>27493157
>>27493175
>Jack Frost transformed the Cowbell and the Deck Knife into the "Royal Flush!"

>>27493165
>Somehow, Useless is there.

>>27493205
WHEW

>>27493250
>The 2.5th Manhorse is waiting for Jack Frost to finish...

>>27493275
Read the stats to the Royal Flush, and hand it over to Suitcase.

>>27493275
Equip the 'Royal Flush' and explore the passage to the left.

>>27493275
Square chain the vine

>>27493275
Teleport to Glimmer and swing at vine with Rake

>>27493275
"Right. Let's do this."
Begin crafting®.

>>27493275
Go to Suitcase's location and go right.

>>27493275
wonder how I got here for a minute
then resign myself to stop questioning things in this crazy mixed up world

>>27493286
>Jack Frost handed the Royal Flush over to Suitcase.
Royal Flush - ATK +5, DEF +1
Weak to electricity

>>27493289
>Suitcase equipped the Royal Flush, and ventured to the left. Here, she found wooden doors to the left and to the right, with more darkness ahead.

>>27493297
>Starlight cast Square Chain on the Plunderseed Vine! One of the three attacks landed.

>>27493309
>Morky teleported to Starlight, and attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Rake! It was good enough to log.

>>27493313
>The 2.5th Manhorse begins upgrading the BFG... (1/5)

>>27493322
>Krono moved right from Suitcase's location. Here, he found a lone wooden door leading straight ahead.

>>27493348
>Useless contracts deja vu.

Starlight and company encountered a Plunderseed Vine and its cohort!
The Flaming Fowl acted pompous!
The Plunderseed Vine coiled around Starlight!
Starlight couldn't move!

Expect the next post in an hour or later.

>>27493387
Run over to Starlight, and stab the Flaming Fowl.

>>27493387
So does Vinyl helping out give a sort of speed bonus, or does it just give moral support?

>>27493387
I look for a weak spot on the vine to unwrap Glimmer.

>>27493387
Go through the first door on the left.

>>27493387
Go forwards.

>>27493387
Struggle

>>27493387
try my recently acquired square chain on Plunderseed Vine

>>27493399
Say, manhorse, how good would you call my crafting job?

>>27493394
Hey uh, Jack. Glimmer doesn't seem to enjoy you helping and neither do I, why don't you help Mancunt and be the traitor you are instead of helping us and taking the XP we need to level up, you have enough your level 17 right? You don't need it. Me and Glimmer do, we're level 7.

>>27493444
...Well, fucking excuse me. Oh, and "traitor", huh? I'm just helping a guy do stuff. I haven't kill you guys, or turned on your backs. Oh, and I am level 21.

>>27493434
>>27493444
At least fight tougher enemies and leave the weaker ones to us low-levels

>>27493466
....Tougher enemies? How the fuck am I supposed to know if that bird is tough or not without fighting it?

>>27493464
>level 21
Fight harder enemies
>"traitor"
I mean, you are helping Manhorse, who is going to most likely use this weapon to kill one of us sooner or later
>...Well, fucking excuse me
Your excused

>>27493464
No shit you are level 21

The point still stands regardless

>>27493434
It was detailed and went flawlessly, and I understood the basic mechanics, so I'd say an excellent job.

>>27493444
Well gee, I could make you level zero pretty quickly, then you wouldn't have to worry about your experience. Besides, if you haven't noticed, you all get the same amount of experience. It works so you don't have to get rid of everyone.

>>27493477
There ARE no harder enemies. The game doesn't have areas where hard shit is, it's balanced for everyone. With that attitude, I might as well kill you, but I won't, as that would set back the progress we've been solidly making.

>>27493477
>Fight harder enemies.
Again, I don't know if the bird is tough of not.
>You are helping Manhorse.
How so? I just made a weapon for SUITCASE, not MANHORSE.
>>27493482
EXP is EXP. It doesn't matter what level you are, or with how many people there are, it's the same fucking amount.
>>27493504
Thanks. I kinda did it quickly in other to let you use the sword or what not.

>>27493504
Well lad. Huh, You just revealed your self from behind your little red silk curtain Mr. OZ, You basically just said your going to kill me and I do believe that's against the rules. Now, if you excuse me, I'd like to continue on with beating the shit out of a vine and actually being productive and helping my teammates

Oh and uh, I've never ever said this and mean't it literally and seriously but uh
Kill yourself

>>27493504
Are you really threating to kill someone AGAIN?!
Fuck you Manhorse
Your fucking argument now holds no value
>You all get the same amount of EXP
Bull.Shit.

>>27493537
Okay, you don't always get the same amount of exp. Instead of just because someone helps you, it is because you either did little in the fucking fight, or you just joined. The people who are at the start of the fight get X amount of exp, and the people that join later get a smaller amount.

>>27493512
Right, and I thank you for that.

>>27493537
From the last fight:
>Suitcase, Fruitanon, Useless, and Jack Frost gained 212 EXP.
If you do fucking nothing, sure, you get 75 and 50 EXP, but that's by joining late and taking breaks.

>>27493532
I never hid the fact I was going to kill everyone who acted like retards. I said at the beginning of 2.5's creation that anyone who was going full retard would be full dead if they didn't stop. There was no master ruse, I was out in the open the whole time. Now I'm just out in the open with a giant regenerating electric laser weapon.

>>27493580
Expect a hard slap soon

>>27493580
Now, Mr. Horse, I do believe you are still threatening me and my client, Mrs. Glimmer. Now, I'd like you to take a step back, relax and take a deep breath and stop with the weapon before I come over there and slap your shit and you to oblivion. No, this isn't a threat, it is a pure blood promise that I have made with you and my client will surely back me up on this.
That is all I have your honor.

>>27493615
>>27493618
Wow. Can we not cause another fight, because
>"M-MUH EXP!!!"
and stupid shit like that?

>>27493615
>>27493618
Kay, just know I view you as a threat to the common ideology of our progress, and that's not a great thing.

>>27493634
I see you opened a dictionary, you looked up some big boy words and you used them. I'm glad you've learned from this experience but I think your better off with picture books that come with legos.

>>27493633
It isn't even about that you ignorant fuck.
>>27493634
>Threat to the common ideology of progress

Same can be said for you.

>>27493658
Are you being serious right now? Does everything me and/or manhorse do have to be seen as "Bad' or "Traitorous", hm?

>>27493666
Well, considering he's creating a weapon that will most likely slice through nearly anything making it so we can't block and if it hits us we're as good as dead, so yes. Yes I'm calling you bad. And boy I thought you could read but boy oh boy was I mistaken.

>>27493663
Oh, so it's just another case of Manhorse being a traitor? Maybe if you two weren't so fucking bitchy all of the time, he wouldn't threaten you guys. Hell, how about we just stop with this whole name-calling shit.

We have fun here at the Equestrian Dungeons.

>>27493681
You know, maybe you should have a tiny bit trust in him? I know, that sounds super rough, lol!

>>27493683
If you would stop buying into the "Manhorse is always right" you would know otherwise.

Heck might as well threaten you two as well for being so "bitchy"

>>27493706
Ugh. Here we are, having fun! You know, I don't really care anymore. I am actually getting tired of you and Manhorse having a fight all of the time.

>>27490834
OP pic looks like a horsecock with another horsecock growing out of it

Hello, I'm Daily. And I speak for the autism.
>The last 20 posts or so shows up.
The autism says shut the fucking, fuck of all fuck up.

>>27493704
>lol
I'm not sure what to say. I uh, I'm left here speechless. Not sure what to say about that
Text lingo?
What are you fucking gay?
Are you currently on your period?
Are you drinking Starbucks?

>>27493728
Nice joke.
>>27493733
I was using it as a joke. Clearly, you can't see that. Anyways, no, I'm not gay. I'm a male. I hate Starbucks.

>>27493681
>>27493706
>He actually never helped me in any way
>He's proved, admitted, and yelled at me for being wrong (ex. HORSE System, Mechsuit, Can Grip)
>I gave him a crafting idea
>He used it for a third party
>Instant traitor
I have the immediate inability to believe you two are serious. Actually, you two come on and off just around the same times, and both of you firmly believe one thought all the time with the same slightly incorrect grammar; I'm starting to consider the fact you two are the same person.

>>27493750
Whew lad
Same person?
Boy, you must be REALLY smart
Because we are definitely the same damn person
If you think about it
Some of our posts are at least 20 to 30 seconds apart.
You need to wait about a full minute until you can post again
Check
and
Mate

I'm trying to ignore this shit because all of this arguing is fucking stupid.
Also,
>>27493733
22:22:22
Woah.

>>27493777
Wasted trips.

>>27493727
>Implying I wanted all of this.

Maybe you two should also stop escalating stupid arguments

All I said was "stop helping us please?"
>>27493750
>Thinking we are both the same person

WEW LAD

>>27493795
>>27493777
Did you even read his post? He was calling you two idiots because "Oh no, Jack listened to a crafting idea for a third party! ICK OCK, HE TRAITOR! WRRY."

>>27493777
>>27493795
You're missing the point you can't defend; me and Jack never, at any point, worked together. Asking for ideas is not making you an enemy or traitor. It's asking for ideas, you fucking idiots.

>>27493820
I mean, we can read but it doesn't mean we have different opinions and we're not blind. Like it says in the OP post, "You have no floor diagram, alas 'Flying Blind' "
Basically, you in a nut shell
You have no idea what the absoulute hell is going on so your going along with the popular crowd, Manhorse, and straying away from the truth. You want the lie, you want to have happiness but at what cost? Or lives? Maybe yours? Maybe all of ours? And you know what, you'll have to deal with the fact that you helped with it, you helped Manhorse with whatever he made that killed us.
Take the red pill Jack and see the truth that is laid upon you. Don't stray from the path of truth, follow it into the cold, fight the urge to turn back and go down the path of lies and continue to press on into the cold hard truth and help us fight the evil that roams this dungeon with us.

Glimmer. I got so fucking salty when Krono killed me. And now I would marry him in game and get hit by him and still be fine after.

Just wait 2 weeks and make a new character that's not at ALL related to yours and reveal yourself halfway through level 3.

>>27493877
About that..,,

Me,Krono,and Morky already know about that.

Right under your noses.

>>27493795
>>27493873
Y'know, this is like the BAR incident. Where I feel inclined to defend Glimglam and Morky. But it's literally impossible to.

>>27493877
Daily dear, don't get caught into this please

>>27493873
The truth? Okay, I read that whole thing, and you sound like I was fucking brainwashed with him. I know what happened. I tried to attack a new enemy, you and Glimmerfag got salty, and I am trying to get it through your head that I think your "requests" and thoughts are idiotic. A lie? Okay, he killed glimglam, and he "turned" sides, but again, here's a thing. Krono killed Daily, and no one bats an eye! Again, how have I helped Manhorse? I helped him fix up the BFG 9000 after Glimglam tried to fucking destroy it. I didn't do anything else. I listened to a crafting idea, and I helped him fix up his machine that Glim tried to break, like the fucking BARs. That's it.

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>>27493900
>implying I didn't know you all knew
I think we all fucking got the /news/ already.

>>27493916
Glimmer tried to destroy it?
Boy you are lost. I hit it with my Rake and went off willy nilly afterwards.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10338084
Quick voteban, considering the massive amount of posts being used up and the argument is at a stalemate.

>>27493934
Okay, correction. After Morky fucked up the BFG 9000. I thought Glimglam did it for some reason. That's the first thing you have been right about this whole time.

>>27493916
Hold the fuck up

When did I ever touch the BFG 9000?

Are you fucking retarded?

Is this what you come up with when you are desperate?
>>27493959
Are you fucking kidding me?

You are this butthurt?

>>27493959
Well fuck, it seems that if this passes we're apparently kicked?
Oh boy
Since when are you "God"?
Your not
It's Lawsmen choice
Not your fucking strawpoll votes.

>>27493981
It was a mistake, I admit that. I checked Desustorage, and I found Morky hit it. I admit that I was wrong in something,

>>27493959
I feel as though we should leave votebanning say if... ...Glimglam attacks you or another party member again.
>>27493934
No. Glimglam cast Obtuse chain on the BARs and then you hit them with the rake.
>>27493981
You ever wonder why I didn't make another '/mlp/ draws a pony' thread after the dungeon came back up? Because I'm worried you'll shitpost it to death with your autism.

>>27493903
I just got a cup of lemon Lipton tea and my Grammy's speggetti recipe. I'm feeling pretty comfy right now.
>inb4 holy crap Grammy can make pasta

>>27493999
I accept that

But come the fuck on man

At least admit this whole god damn argument could have been avoided

>>27494022
Part yes, and part no. Can we just call this a draw or something?

>>27493959
where's the option to just nuke the entire thread?
(gone for the next hour and then some)

>>27494004
Suitcase

Me and Morky literally did nothing wrong

All we are doing is arguing

Yet apparently that is worthy of a vote ban

>>27494031
I would love to,if not for the fact Manhorse is so fucking anal blasted that he wants to kick us out of Dungeons

>>27493981
>>27493995
The kick didn't even go through; you won the right to stay by a single vote. Calm the fuck down.

>>27494004
I have a feeling her next turn will involve some sort of sabotage. In the case that the attack will happen, I'm happy to know that I'm covered.

>>27494037
Votebanning would be you unable to play the game anymore; votekicking would set you back to Level 1 through death. It's very different. Also, stop trying to defend yourself, you already forfeit your pissing match.

>>27494069
We got a special kind of breed of intellect.

>>27494069
Manhorse. I'm sorry, but I have one request. Can we stop eating through fucking posts like termites through woods, and stop the fucking pissing match?

>>27494037
You attacked:
Me
Krono
Manhorse
FruitAnon
Gemima
and Jack at one point.
You also attempted to destroy the BARs for no reason.
I mean, it's only Morky who did nothing wrong he only:
Attacked the BARs 'cause "Pfft I don't no what I'm doing."
and defended you 'cause "Why the hell not?"

>>27494095
wood. Woods, wood, whatever. The point stands. We are at 162, if you count this post.

>>27494095
Yeah, sure. Pretty sure Lawsmen is coming back soon as well.

>>27494107
I support this point, but it's better if we stop before OP returns.

>>27494069
Manhorse are you still this fucking delusional?

First off,even if the vote did go through,Law has the power not you

Second,are you actually implying I let you win?

Third,fuck off how can you decide if shit works like you say?
>>27494107
Half of that doesn't even fucking matter

>>27494107
I did it as a joke and added "Just kidding" to it.

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>>27494127
>You attacked and sabotaged team-mates for no reason
>It doesn't matter
>mfw

>>27494136
I know I'm defending you...

>>27493444
>>27493666
>>27493777
>>27493999
I know we stopped, but I feel the need to point out the MASSIVE rain of crates we're getting next post.

>>27494147
Okay well thank you

>>27494152
Manhorse. I don't think the crates will come. I bet you 20 shekels that Lawsmen won't look through the argument.

>>27494166
Eh, I'll mention it when he TL;DR's the thread.

>>27494139
Are you even paying attention?
1.Sure I did attack you and I fully admit I was in the wrong
2.I never attacked Krono
3.He killed me over peices of metal thst were easily repairable
4.I never attacked Fruity
5.Genima was a statue anyways so what was the fucking point?

What's your god damn point?

>>27494186
That you start arguing and just end up making a complete ass of yourself. That's my point.

I'm going to be right back

>>27494227
>That Jack started arguing and just ended up making a complete ass of himself

FTFY

All I asked for was for him to not help

And this happens

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

You know, where's OP?

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>>27494250

>>27494285
Ugh. What, did I make myself the new fool, that is wrong about everything? Nice filename, jackass.

>>27494285
What?

Can't think of a reasonable rebuttal?

>>27494276
Bet he bailed after all this shit.

>>27494310
I doubt that. Wait. Don't we have a thread to talk and argue about shit?

>>27494306
Jack you and I know perfectly well we want this to end peacefully

And shouldn't this argument go to the unofficial?

>>27494306
It was meant for you but I never found a reason to use it. It's is also directed towards Glimmer, not you.
>>27494309
No, you're just too stupid to insult.

>>27494335
I just posted that respond about a minute before your post?
>>27494338
>but I never found a reason to use it.
Huh. I thought I would do something idiotic by now, sans the argument.

>>27494338
>Gives actual arguments that actually have a good point in them

>Is apparently retarded for said points

Why are you even in this mess to begin with?

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>>27494371
>>Gives actual arguments the actually have a good point to them

Suitcase, Jack, do you guys have Skype or a different form of communication?

>>27494423
No.

>>27494423
>Skype
HAHAHA. No.
>Other form of communication.
I used steam to keep in contact with Glimglam and Fruity.

>>27494259
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

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>>27494423
>>27494433
>>27494437
Is the game still going?

>>27494437
Steam will work, but I would have to talk tomorrow morning.
For now, I'm leaving. I'd appreciate if Glim/Morky do or hurt anything or anyone, they would be taken care of.

>>27494524
Fuck off Manhorse

Stop playing good guy
>>27494515
Blame Manhorse and me apparently since that is the newest meme

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>>27494551
Okie dokie, well I just hope I make it in time for tomorrows game. I've missed playing.

>>27494551
That last post was from me.

>>27494614
No shit faggot you avatarfag the same autistic KKK OC every post

>>27494643
Okay, glimglam or whatever, nice try.

>>27494643
Manhorse what the actual fuck man?

Andrew did nothing at all to provoke you

Fucking asshole

>>27494663
What?

>>27494670
HAHA. Nice try.

>>27494670
>>27494643
>No trip
Glimglam please.
>>27494614
He doesn't actually think of you like that.

>>27494677
That clearly wasn't Manhorse. The typing was wrong, and he said he just left, so haha.

>>27494681
>>27494682
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>27494670
I bet that was you just to prove a point. Jesus Christ, and you wonder why people want to kick you out of the game.

Guess I'm tripfagging on my phone now.

>>27494697
You are pretending to be Manhorse to try and promote your cause.

>>27494697
Again, >>27494693

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>>27494682
It's fine.

>>27494693
Why the fuck do you think its me?

>>27494708
Are you serious right now?
>>27494709
Why the fuck would I do that?

>>27494722
>Why the fuck would I do that?
>Why the fuck do you think it's me
Weren't you in a argument with manhorse? I bet you did it because you want to paint him in a bad light.

>>27494722
You tell me.

>>27494731
Hey Jack fuck off you know fully well I wouldn't do that

>>27494722
To be the grand "I'm the innocent bystander, he's the bastard!" guy again. Makes someone wonder what else you did to make your points correct. Fuck off.

>>27494748
>You know fully well I wouldn't do that.
Haha, stop lying. I'm going to stop here because I feel like this is going to flair up into a full on argument.

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>>27494744
>>27494731
>>27494722
>>27494709
>>27494708
>>27494711
Man Horse has always been a cunt right? XD

>>27494750
Are you all gone full retard?

Manhorse you fucking cunt

You probably did that on purpose to make me the bad guy

You are all truly a different breed of intellect.

At this point your mind has degraded to nothing but a raisin.

>>27494771
No. He has been, and still is in my eyes, a good guy.

Oh, and guys, can we stop. Jesus fuck.

>>27494782
Fuck you

I lost all respect for you

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>>27494781
I'm just sitting here laughing. I don't know why people argue on the internet, if some one calls me a faggot I don't care. I don't know them so it doesn't hurt me, the only time it would ever hurt is if I actually knew them.

I may be tired but I'm not fucking stupid. You ALL need to stop this petty shit

>>27494796
Ugh. I would say something, but I don't want to be in ANOTHER argument. Oh, we are already over 200 posts because of arguments. I am sick and tired of this.

>>27494816
Then why the fuck were you three accusing me of something I didn't do?!

Jesus fuck, this is spiraling into complete chaos.
Let's just all fuck off and come back tomorrow morning; I have a plan that will stop arguments like this from happening; a new deal, more like, but I'll keep it for Sunday.

>>27494810
Yeah, you're right. Sorry.

>>27494834
Okay, here's a question. Who did it? That's all I am going to say now, because I am getting sick of shit.
>>27494840
I'm going to wait for Lawsmen.

>>27494186
Jesus christ. I leave for a few hours, and I come back to this.

>>27494849
Welcome to hell.

>>27494849
Thank god

Law just continue

I just fucking can't deal with this cancer

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>>27494849
I was away to but it seems like something bad happened.

>>27494849
There's a bright side:
>>27494152

>>27494849
Y O U C O U L D H A V E P R O V E N T E D T H I S

>>27495032
How could I have provented that?

>>27495140
Uh, never mind that. Do you want to respond to the non argument parts, or do you just want to stop now?

>>27495140
Now that I think about it...I have no fucking clue. Anyways are you up for a run?

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>>27495140
>Basically the god of every person in this thread
>Can't shut up some crackheads

>>27495140
By shutting us us up

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>>27495171
God ususally chooses not to stop rapist's and murderers IRL. Your point?

>>27495171
>>27495195
Oh, now sounds like the perfect time to make rash decisions.
Since I'm your "declared god" or some shit, tell me how I should shut you up.

>>27495203
...I just have nothing to do with this anymore. I just want to play the game again.

>>27495203
Actually never mind


It's pointless anyways
>>27495210
This

>>27495203
Nah, I'm not one of the crackheads.

>>27495223
Yet it's still my liability to control you and your pals? Tell me how I should do that, O all-knowing Daily.

>>27495210
>>27495213
It's not happening tonight.

>>27495243
Yeah, I can accept that. I'm just done. When are you going to try to recover from our pissing match?

>>27495243
You should take a Break from this madness

>>27495243
>This going into bad territory
PINEAPPLES!

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>>27495301
cheese wheels.......

Might as fucking well since Manhorse did it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10338756/r

After looking through the shitstorm that is Floor B7's argument, it appears to me that Morky is the instigator behind this entire argument. Starlight takes his side, and Jack Frost and T2.5M work together to combat them verbally. At one point, Manhorse appears as if he wants to actually get the fuck out of the Dungeon one day, to Starlight and Morky's concern. Suddenly, Krono and Daily drop in from out of fucking nowhere, and Morky keeps spitting fire at T2.5M. Then, Manhorse pulls a fucking VOTEBAN out of his ass and freaks everybody the fuck out, then Starlight tries to backpedal to Suitcase. He gets dragged into the black hole that is Floor B7, and then Morky hopped out of the argument altogether.

Guys, what the fuck!?

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>>27495385
I got no excuses for my actions. I take full blame for my part of the shitstorm. Honestly, I just want to go to bed, and forget this shit.

>>27495385
I think I'm done with this shit now

Holy fuck did it piss me off

Oh,and Suitcase shouldn't have even been apart in the first place

>>27495419
The last part definitely sounds good

>>27495419
>>27495437
The only people that need to talk are Morky and Manhorse. That's it.

But yeah, as a QM, this drives me up the fuckin' wall.

>>27495477
Manhorse probably fucked off before you came here, and I don't know about Morky. If I get KO'd or something bad happens to me in the next session, I wouldn't mind.

>>27495477
I'm terrible sorry

As you can obviously tell

It probably is sad to see teammates fighting each other like this.

>>27495477
ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉᶰ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶫᶦᵍʰᵗᵉˢᵗ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉᶰᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ʷʰʸ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶦᵗ ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

>>27495495
>>27495497
>>27495552
You guys are fine, as far as I can see. Like I said, the only two people I need to have talk are Morky and Manhorse. It wouldn't be very fun if we didn't finish the game now, would it?

>>27495629
Yeah. I'm not going to try to concive you that one side is right and one is wrong, as I am biased, but here's my two cents. I went just to attack an enemy, and Morky said "lol, no. go find something else, nerd" and he called me a traitor, and now you see the black-hole of bullshit. I'm really sorry about all of this.

>>27495629
Are you going to punish them?

Anyways,Gnight
>>27495647
That "traitor" thing was due to a coversation over on steam

Didn't know this would be the result

>>27495676
Oh,and I stand with my conviction that me and Morky were fine on our own.

>>27495676
Conversation over steam? Fuck me, I haven't checked that. Could you tell about it?

>>27495698
In the morning

t

^

>>27490834
What is that silly-looking symbol?

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>>27495676
How about no one gets punished and the person just promises not to do thr bad thing again?

>>27495385
Votebanning would be removing them entirely, and that's something I would never do, as the circumstances aren't extreme enough. I initiated a votekick, which simply gives people the right to collectively KO them for being of a minor opinion after being told enemies don't get stronger, and then moving forward to call people traitors.
The point is, people were incorrect, and then they became defensive afterwards, attempting to make something bigger to avoid the original point. I can say I got swept up into this, and I do apologize for that. I hope you can continue the game without issue as soon as possible.

>>27495495
It's called sleep.

>>27495385
I apologized and went to bed so, yes I did slightly start this. As I anyways say, it was a team effort. Everyone that responded fed the fire so everyone that responded to the fight and joined it is also at fault for helping feed the fire.
I rest my case.

>>27497631
Bump

>>27498293
Bump

Very bumpu.

What the fuck did you idiots do.

>>27498761
Just read the wall of shit, okay?

>>27498761
We yelled at each other for an hour; nobody died yet.

>>27498771
Well, it was like 1 to 2 hours.

>>27498761
Blame Jack Me Morkyband Manhorse

>>27498835
>Morkyband

I blame autocorrect

>>27497535
>I initiated a votekick
Er, no you didn't.
See >>27493959
>Quick voteban, considering the massive amount of posts being used up
You do realize that you can't do something like that, correct? Last time I checked, you weren't Lawsmen.

>>27497631
>Slightly
Ahem. >>27493444
No, you totally started this. No slightness about it.

Can we fucking get over ourselves and play the damn game?

>>27498908
Yeah, yeah. Anyways, uh, should we do the actions we are going to do before the shitstorm, or?

>>27498924
I'm going to let you guys post new actions. All battles that were going on during the shitstorm have been reset.

>>27499052
So, the whole battle with the "Flaming Fowl", huh? Okay, run over to the new foe, and stab it.

>>27499052
Great

So as I was doing.....

Attack plunderseed vine

>>27499052
Go forwards

>>27499052
square chain on plunder seed vine
(I think I'm close to that enemy)

>>27499086
>Jack Frost attaced the Flaming Fowl with the Frostfang... But missed!

>>27499087
>Starlight attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Silver Chariot! She dealt damage of a lesser extent.

>>27499149
>Krono moved forwards. Here, there was a lone wooden door straight ahead.

>>27499198
>Useless cast Square Chain on the Plunderseed Vine! Two of the three attacks landed.

Jack Frost and company encountered a Flaming Fowl and its cohort!
The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Useless! His body was engulfed in flames!
Useless is on fire!
The Plunderseed Vine sprayed hazardous gases around Starlight! All of her stats dropped by 5!

>>27499218
Acute chain Vine

>>27499218
Stab the Flaming Fowl with a levitation beta infused stab.

>>27499218
>Useless is on fire!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!!
STOP, DROP, AND ROOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!

>>27499231
>Starlight cast Acute Chain on the Plunderseed Vine! Both attacks missed.

>>27499243
>Jack Frost attacked the Flaming Fowl with the frostfang and the aid of Levitation Beta! He just clipped the enemy.

>>27499256
>Useless extinguishes his own fire.

The Flaming Fowl launched burning feathers at Starlight! She was hit by 3 of 5 feathers launched.
The Plunderseed Vine generated a PlunderCloud!

>>27499299
Go through the door

>>27499299
Do the same thing again, but with Levitation Alpha.

>>27499299
MUDAMUDAMUDA Plunderseed Vine

>>27499325
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dio-brando-muda-muda/

>>27499299
acute chain on Plunderseed Vine

>>27499338
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/jotaro-kujo-ora-ora-ora-jojo/

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's off to work I go
[Whistle] ヾ(〃＾∇＾)ﾉ
(see ya in an hour)
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
ᴴᵉᶦᵍʰ-ʰᵒ

>>27499309
>Krono entered the wooden door. Here, he found two enemies guarding a wooden crate to the right, and a wooden door to the left.

>>27499315
>Jack Frost attacked the Flaming Fowl again with the Frostfang and Levitation Alpha! He landed a full hit this time!

>>27499325
>Starlight attacked the Plunderseed Vine with brute force! Woo-hoo.

>>27499380
>Useless cast Aute Chain on the Plunderseed Vine! Both attacks missed.

The Flaming Fowl launched a wave of fire at Jack Frost and Starlight! They both took burning damage.
The Plunderseed Vine coiled around Useless!
Useless couldn't move!
The PlunderCloud is looming over Useless...

>>27499635
Slice open the plunderseed vine

>>27499635
Cast paralysis Omega.

>>27499635
Sneak past the enemies and open the crate.

>>27499650
>Starlight attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Silver Chariot! He sliced the enemy open!

>>27499655
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
The Flaming Fowl couldn't move!

>>27499670
>Krono tried to sneak past a Paratrooper Skeleton and a Fog Monster, but that wasn't happening!

The Flaming Fowl couldn't move!
Krono encountered a Fog Monster and its cohort!

>>27499863
WRYYYYYYYYYYY

Punch the fowl's face in

>>27499863
ORAORAORAORA the Flaming Fowl.

>>27499863
Slash at the Fog Monster

>>27499878
>Starlight attacked the Flaming Fowl with brute force! It took decent damage.

>>27499884
>Jack Frost attacked the Flaming Fowl with brute force! He dealt pretty mediocre damage.

>>27500063
>Krono attacked the Fog monster with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt superb damage!

The Flaming Fowl couldn't move!
The Fog Monster released fog!
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Krono with a bony fist! He took minor damage.

>>27500085
Deal the killing blow to the Fowl with acute chain

>>27500085
Attack the fog monster again.

>>27500085
Cast heal up alpha on Starlight.

>>27500106
>Starlight cast Acute Chain on the Flaming Fowl! One of the two attacks landed.

>>27500113
>Krono attacked the Fog Monster once more with the Bat-tle Axe! He lands another solid hit.

>>27500119
>Jack Frost cast Heal Alpha on Starlight! She recovered some energy, but not a lot.

The Flaming Fowl couldn't move!
The Fog Monster released more fog!
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Krono with a bony kick! He took substantial damage.

>>27500174
Killing blow on Fowl now?

>>27500174
Cast shield alpha on Glimglam.

>>27500174

attack Paratrooper Skeleton with shin kick

>>27500174
Wings of healing 2 on self

>>27500174
Take smart phone and try to make it a check point to where I can teleport to it when I need to

>>27500174
Work on the shit with Vinyl.

>>27500188
>Starlight questionably attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Silver Chariot! She dealt stunning damage!

>>27500193
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Starlight!
A 3-hit physical shield was placed around Starlight.

>>27500198
>Useless suddenly switched battles as he fled the first one and ventured to help Krono take down the Paratrooper Skeleton with a shin kick? He dealt very minor damage.

>>27500250
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself. He recovered some energy...

>>27500539
>Morky put the cellphone down in the room he was in.

>>27500589
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (2/5)

The Flaming Fowl could move again!
The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Starlight, but her shield blocked the damage!
The Fog Monster attacked Krono with a slash! He took significant damage.
Krono is now bleeding.
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Useless with a boomerang bone! He took minor damage.

>>27500625
Tackle the Fowl and stab its head


Hey Morky I need to talk to you