You wake up in equestria but you are a changeling. what do?

Tongue punch the Queen's fart box, then read a book.

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>>27479309
Probably freak the hell out, then try to figure out how to do the disguise thing.

Then spend the rest of my life living in fear of ponies figuring out the truth.

>>27479309
Lick my queen's pussy

>>27479309
>HENSHIN
TOH

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>>27479327

>>27479309
Disguise into Moonbutt and have hot lesbian sex with her

>>27479309
>become waifu
>masturbate furiously
>god save the queen
>do bug stuff

>>27479309
Disguise as pony, work as royal guard.

In all honesty I would have a lot of fun with shapeshifting abilities first.

>>27479309
I would kill somepony from mane6 and pretend I'm she.

>>27479327
>>27479386
>Be Buganon
>Day 130.
>Things have kind of worked out for the best.
>Well, as best as they could work out, considering that you're a weird bug-pony thing that can change its appearance, anyway.
>You're still not sure how that happened.
>Anyway, you've managed to disguise yourself as a citizen of some quiet little town, get a job, and make a few friends.
>There is that one conspiracy nut that thinks you're a changeling (which you are), but aside from that life is good.

>>27479458
So basically the plot to The Changeling of The Guard, only instead of a clueless ling that was banished from the hive and takes everything literally, it's a human who became a ling.

>>27479532
Never even heard of that, now you've got me curious....

>>27479512
that sounds more like invader zim than x-files

>>27479586
I've only seen one episode of the X-Files, so that's me being stupid.

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>>27479556
>pic related
It's one of my favorites. Definitely in the top 5, and considering I've read over 250 pone fanfics, that's saying a lot.
The only bad thing is it updates once every few months.

>>27479556

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/174129/the-changeling-of-the-guard

pretty good shit, the protagonist is utterly clueless after being banished from his hive, while trying to survive alone he goes on arseloads of adventures and joins the royal guard because he craves being told what to do again

he's also metal as fuck, and unlike the pones of the royal guard he isn't against a bit of the ol' ultra violence from time to time, however the story is at its center a comedy about how utterly different the changeling is from all the people he meets, and how he interacts with others is a major part of the story

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>>27479309
>become renegade changling
>befriend mane 6
>become member of mane 6
>encounter queen chrysalis
>she tries to convince me to return to the hive by offering me a position as king
>accept
>mfw im now married to chrysalis
Feels good, man.

>>27479762
>"There is only one Lord of the Swarm, only one who can bend it to her will. And she does not share power."

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>>27479785
DELETE THIS

>>27479512
writefags pls

>>27479950
Was just about to post that, I adore seeing my work used as often as it is.

>>27479950
n1