any ideas for a thread guys? you can start it out for me :)

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>>27475671
One day Princess Flurry heart...

>>27475685
Was dropped on her head by shining

>>27475709
/r/ing green of Flurry growing up retarded because her dad dropped her.

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>>27475709
Desperate to hide the fact that he had braindamaged their child from Cadence, Shining thought to himself "What else can I blame our daughter being retarded on?"

>>27475717
Summoning the writefags

>>27475718
Blame it on twilight

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>>27475755
And so Shining did.
When twilight was sleeping, he stole a hooful of purple feathers from her wings, sprinkled them around Flurry heart's room, stuck a bottle of booze in Twilight's arms, and put several Baby head sized dents in the a couple of Twilight's books before sticking them next to flurry heart, who was retardedly drooling in her crib..


"CADENCE!" yelled Shining innocently, "COME QUICKLY AND LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE JUST FOUND!"

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>>27475671
>OP can't be bothered to think of a thread topic
>makes one anyways

>>27475769
Cadance was just signing divorce papers and made pisspoor attempts at hiding them from Shining but he's too god damn stupid to recognize them and thinks they're contracts to a mortgage on a new house despite living in a fucking crystal fucking castle.

>>27475671

Diaper Flurrinator&Futaflitter squad