609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
That's two more-or-less successful outlet openings for Rarity. She's quite on her way to whatever degree of fashion mogul she'd like to be. Does she have designs on the rest of Equestria at this point, though? It's already quite a bit of work to hold space in the high society capital of the capital and the high density city of Manehattan. And there's the issue of personnel and personal touches - what contacts does she have in the wider country, and would she be comfortable stretching her attention too far? It'd start requiring more delegation and assistants, which she might not be ready for anyhow. And she's making plenty of impact as it is.
But if she were to continue, well, at least she's seasoned by now.
>>27458568
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
REQUESTS PLOX
I-If you want to, t-that is.
>>27463215
Draw NOI being a filly.
>>27463224
Who?
>>27463215
Draw Noi being cute.
>>27463215
pony riding pony
>>27463215
More art of this cutie:
>>27462516
>>27463215
HECK YEAH
Plaid Stripes helping Applejack on the farm!
Nyx is drawing you something.
>>27463175
sweep sweep sweep sweep
>>27463226
NOI
O
I
>>27463215
Noi, Nyx and Rumble in a filly pile.
>>27463215
DRAWfuck you, just draw.
>>27463226
Pillow filly.
>>27463246
WHO?
H
O
?
>>27463253
NOI
O
I
>>27463252
>>27463253
SUCH A LUST FOR REQUESTS
>>27463252
more like an noi ing
>>27463275
I was literally about to make that joke you mad cunt. Now I have to start again or my originality will be called into question.
>>27463284
no need to be adickabout it
>>27463286
>>27463275
>>27463284
At least you're not ob nox iousfuck you it's funny if you know mythology
>>27463294
expressive
horsey
ears
>>27463284
NOI is the mlpg official filly
>>27463247
>Rumble
>filly
>colts
>>27463311
He's the cutest girl.
>>27463290
I get these two mixed up.
>>27463215
princess cadance raking in the big bucks
>>27463306But who's the official colt?
>>27463340
Rumble duh
>>27463304
aw yeah
>>27463336
>>27463319
I replied to the wrong colt. Maybe all ponies look the same to me.
>>27463215
Twilight using magic to control a shitload of brooms for ultimate sweep works
>>27463352
Maybe you have eye issues
>>27463350
I want to touch those ears
>>27463380
Hey shut up I do not.
>>27463392
Blind
Filly wants to date a Dales pony.
>>27463392
An optometrist will tell you otherwise.
>>27463400
Am not you slut
>>27463408
>that's an actual horse breed
Fuck. I was about to ask why she wanted to date a middle aged exterminator.
>>27463459
Then she would want to date a Rustyshacklefords pony.
>>27463416
Maybe you should have your eyeceps tended to by your local ocular physiotherapist.
Filly should wear the dress more often.
So whats new today?
>>27463498
those are latex onesies
>>27463498
UNDRESS THE FILLIES
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/23/1161199.png
>>27463498
Fillies and colts in those things were hot.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27463506
that's a butt
>>27463510
whats up with your spanish filenames
>>27463533
>spanish
>>27463506
Dogs are all new
>>27463521
Not just any butt but a pony butt.
>>27463543
I would be surprised to see new dog on show. Havent drawn any new dog on my part so have a WIP dragoness instead.
>>27463551
You ever gonna finish that lewd Spitfire chart
>>27463569
Really dont know, I still have to find it on my hard drive and re-line/recolor everything in it.
>>27463541
mexican then, whatever
>>27463551
dargons
>>27463551
I would that dragoness.
DID SOMEONE SAY GOAT
>>27463679
>goat noises
>>27463690
would you smooch that horse
>>27463724
I would smooch her lots
but alas
our love can never be
>>27462792
Pony is back from her adventure Anon! Would you likeCthulhu's heart, liver, or bones?
>>27463750
I'll take the bones.
I need something to even out this crooked table.
>>27463224
>>27463227
>>27463246
>>27463252
>"So then he said "Who?" and everyone got all butthurt."
>>27463780
FUCKING AIKJLAHSDF.M,JSDFRHGASDRBH
>>27463794
YOU CAN'T GIVE FILLIES CIGARETTES
>>27463794
Noi pls don't smoke.
>>27463794
You are under arrest for selling the fillies drugs
>>27463801
>>27463821
Fuck you — Filly gave it to Marker.
>>27463827
well it does make her look cool
I remember when ponies used to be cute.
do you think you could beat a filly in hand-to-hoof combat
we're not talking about a unicorn filly or pegasus with the power of flight
a normal earthie, not strongfilly
>>27463860
I could easily take on a dozen or so at a time
Take a look at everything around you
All the smells that surely will astound you
>>27463860
I prefer dick-to-pussy combat
>>27463860
Earthies have:
>+15% STR
>+10% HP
>2x stamina
>+10% DEF
They can also kick and bite pretty hard.
>>27463860
No. Even a regular filly could probably kick my ass.
I know there were a few Anons that requested this book a week or so ago, so if any of you are here I should be able to storytime this on Tuesday.
It would be sooner, but I'm going to a convention for the next 4 days so I can't get it prepared till then.
>>27463883
Filly is not for sexual and that's final.
http://i.imgur.com/kZokKVc.gif
Hoerse should wear protection.Funny there's like only 5 images of animated condom sex
>>27463921
Do you give a look to the EQG:friendship games book?
There any new content in that book(like the EQG1 book) or just a copy/paste of the movie(EQG2:RR book)?
>>27463921
oh god
why would you want to read that
>>27463931
i only like condoms when it has to do with filling them or breaking them
>>27463921
>Dress up dolls.
Oh man, are we going to get high school girls in nothing but underwear?
>>27463921
Why does Hasbro insist on giving the girls lipstick? It looks really trashy and out of character for RD, Applejack, Flutters, Sunny (kinda), and twily (kinda).
>>27463989
the whole thing is just a disaster
but lipstick can be nice sometimes
>>27463962
I want to. From what I've heard it may be a different plot, in between two movies like the last EqG book, but I can't be sure till I see it for myself. I'm hoping I can take a peak at them in my local books store sometime.
>>27463965
No idea, but I kind of liked how cute the last EqG book was. Though I do agree that they acted way younger than they should have. Didn't affect my liking it.
Maybe I'll be surprised by this one too.
>>27463921
Oh hell yes! I would LOVE to see that book :D
I'll fuck, did I miss it last night?
>>27463921
I can't wait for the butthurt
>>27463989
I think they're starting to realize how shitty that looks:
If you look at the art they've been using to promote legend of everfree, its "Normal" art like what it looks like in the series, and not the monster high style look.
I think the minis outselling the "normal" EQG toys is starting to tell them that the monster high look isn't popular.
>>27463921
>top part is in the normal, good looking EQG art style
>Bottom is the mane six in the Shitty monster high knock off art style
hasbro, Literally WHAT THE FUCK.
Stop using that shitty style, no one likes it and its not in the movies themselves.
>>27463965
Some of us like to read secondary stuff for the EQG series, even if its not terribly good.
>>27464018
>normal good looking eqg style
Speak for yourself. I hate even the regular creepy megaman booted doug people look.
>>27463929
I disagree
>>27464013
Meh.
Not seeing the issue: Pinkie's crushing on Shining, so since he's taken, that's obviously not a serious ship.
AJ is crushing on what sounds like a cousin of hers, so that's just business as usual for her.
rarity just mentions spike so the Sparity shippers are happy.
with dash that could be soarin for all we know and a ton of people ship Soarindash.
Sunset just mentions flash and that's it, which we already know.
The only Possible butthurt here is from Fluttershy fans IMO.
>>27463998
The book's aimed at elementary school kids, so of course the mane six and shadowbolts will have to act like elementary school kids. :p
Like I said in book thread, I don't particularly CARE for how they're written, but I understand its meant for a different audience, so I can't slam it really.
>>27463929
There's nothing sexual about Dick-to-Pussy combat. Next you'll be saying Mouth-to-Dick combat, or even Finger-to-Pussy combat is also sexual.
Admit it, if they were real you wouldn't be able to say no to a cute pony.
>>27464042
>elementary school kids
So why aren't they playing minecraft?
Pony tummy
>>27464094
no I'm actually quite sure I would just because I feel powerful when I deny myself pleasures
it's a coping mechanism
>>27464094
I want to be the cute pony
>>27464102
you didn't censor her tummy
>>27464094
I'd have to go outside first.
>>27464094
>say no
But what was the question?
>>27464094
no to what exactly
Filly decided to wear censor bars on her private parts to avoid weirdos from taking photos of her.
>>27464136
why not just panties or a skirt or something
>>27464136
>earth pony fillies can't even use the modesty charm
laughingunicorns.exe
>>27464150
>implying ponies cover themselves
>implying they don't just walk around with their junk hanging out
>>27464136
Why not use a dildo to cover her private parts?
>>27464145
Skirts are lewd. She won't make that mistake again.
>>27464094
Of course not, but a pony would never ask me.
>>27464193
What about pants?
>>27464207
She's not a colt.
>>27464213
yoga pants
REQUESTS if you please
>>27464246
Apple braids!
>>27464246
Fluttershy and Applejack
apples
>>27464246
Brazilian fart porn ponies.
>>27464246
The CMC watching the newest episode of My Large Humans.
>>27464282
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/12/28/794327.jpeg
>>27464246
Rarity slutting up the spoon pone so she can whore herself off to customers.
>>27464246
LIMESTONE PIE AS A TOUR GUIDE
>>27464246
Pinkie Clone living her own life.
>>27464102
the finally did it, a pinkie that is more fun than pinkie
i love her
>>27464246
moondancer with a huge ass in a thong reading a book and eating hotpockets
where is the softest part on the pony
>>27464412
The cloud bone.
>>27464412
>>27464441
the pone bone
>>27464412
the poner
>>27464246
you're the guy who likes political cartoons right?
how about moondancer in a huge poopy diaper that says bernie sanders on it.
>>27464475
>curved horns
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>want to jack off to mares with flares fics
>every goddamn fic spends 10 pages explaining how twilight made a potion to turn her into a futa
jeezus fucken christ i dont need all of that bullshit backstory about WHY twily has a cock
>>27464546
thats what you fucking get you disgusting futafag
>>27464546
>NTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS writing futa
hehe
>>27464555
maredick is a wonderful thing
>>27464582
thats why a changling waifu is so great, theres a million of them with low standards looking for bfs and you can have mare vag or mare dicks or mares with dog dicks whenever you please
Please don't corrupt the filly changelings.
>>27464582
No, no it's not
>>27464634
she is actually 335 years old though and just prefers a filly body
>>27464546I feel your pain, Anon. That's why fics just aren't good if you're already ready to go. Fics are best if you're feeling frisky but not if you're already horny as fuck.
>>27464662
some other bullshit that sends me into a rage is when the cumshot is in the middle of the fic but you save your load because you think the main event is going to happen at the end
BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS
the fillies have done it!
>>27464714
>>27464555
>>27464645
did a someone who likes futa kick your dog or something
>>27464714
holy shit that mare has a LL cutiemark and even has candy in her hair ready to lure innocent fills
>>27464662
I want flutters to use my throat like that
>>27464750
It's a bottom tier fetish is all
>>27464764
You're kidding, right?
Why are fillies so great, again?
>>27464779
they are just so tiny and huggable and adorable
I want one
>>27464779
fillies are pretty shit
>>27464768Not that Anon but it's kind of weirdly prevalent isn't it? What the hell happened to cause that? I know it was common among furries and a lot of /d/ threads have to outright prohibit or allow in the OP.
>>27464791
You're pretty shit.
>>27464791
Delete this.
>>27464800Dicks are pretty great, right? I mean you have one, why wouldn't it be great? Now, girls, they are pretty great, right? Well let's take those two things and combine them, right? Draw a girl and put a dick in place of or above her vagina. Thanks, Japan!
>>27464779
>>27464849
>>27464852
I don't want to catch your ugly
>>27464818
please do not punch the ponies
>>27464858
one time I punted a filly clear over a building
>>27464852
Don't worry Fluttershy, I'll catch you.
>>27464872
once you catch Fluttershy she's very hard to get rid of
>>27464815Oh no, I won't deny how awesome dicks are and how everything is better with dicks. I'm just wondering if there are any prevalent mentions in Internet history. I'm thinking maaybe early anime traps and real life traps lead to the popularity of futa in western circles?
>>27464881
Good. Now I can make sweet, tender love to her and make her have my baby.
>>27464881
Sounds good with me
I feel like garbage.
Could anyone spare a cute Twilight?
>>27464897
How cute are we needing, chief?
>>27464897
>>27464897
I suppose I can spare one or two
>>27464897
>>27464893
>>27464891
>you will never get to make a mother out of fluttershy
why live
She has spotted you. Run while you can.
>>27464939I'd rather one of those little ponies make a mother out of me but I guess that's equally sad and impossible.
>>27464942
She's just a filly. What could she possibly do to me?
>>27464909
The cutest you have.
>>27464965
a filly's bite can be deadly
or it will turn you into a filly
>>27464779
they are so easy to turn into super villains, even the slightest thing will set them off.
very entertaining
>>27464939
fertile mares
>>27465080
All mares are fertile. Extremely so.
>>27465071
>they dont want to pay de Lancies prices anymore for voice work
who would make a decent replacement?
>>27465097
All I did was wave at the mare.
>>27465123
You fool, that makes them double pregnant.
Don't tell me you looked them in the eyes too.
>>27465108
Is there a source for that?
it this was a non-obese girl i would be unfing
Twilight Sparkles
Cutie
Patootie
>>27465208
im so hungry i could eat an ass
Foalposting from work!
>>27465266
https://derpibooru.org/878623
>>27465203
>want those digilegs for the fuck of it
>tfw they're close to $900
>>27465266
>working at this hour
>>27465266PROMOTIONS
>>27465287
Apple Bloom, in the human world there's this strange phenomenon called "time zones".
>>27465258
>>27464286
FORGIVE MY TARDINESS, GOOD SIR
FOR I WAS INVITED TO PLAY DOTURDBY MY BRAINDISTRACTING ME FROM """""""""ART"""""""""
>>27465336
WW3 was a crazy choice for a season finale.
>>27465336
I shall forgive your tardiness, but not your shit taste.
Thanks Peanus.
>>27465266
Filly Milky makes no sense. Fillies can't even lactate.
>>27465343
>shit taste
u fokken wot
Just accept that Panka is best pony and Applejack is also best pony.
>>27465336
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING SWEETIE BELLE
Changeling can't wait for his new book tour!
>>27465355
Panka is, at best, only fourth-best pony.
If you live longer you will touch more ponies on average.
Work out, eat healthy, touch ponies.
>>27465336
go eat a boner you boner
Filly reminds you that she's as important as you and you can't ground her. Both of you are carbon based beings, after all.
What do zebras, changelings and griffons smell like.
>>27465377
NO U
Have you satisfied your pony lately, Anons?
Rate this horse.
>>27465379
I totally agree
>>27465407
I don't think zero is a low enough score to be honest
>>27465384
shit, pure forest rains, and bird shit
>>27465392
Did some autist really make this with the intent of trying to make nvidia look better?
>>27465412
>bottom one isn't modern consoles
one job
>>27465407o shit waddup
>>27465404
another score for changling wiafus, no matter how unsatisfying the sex is physically they still feel great pleasure from your emotional love.
>>27465407
11/10
>>27465412
a better one, in similar fashion
>>27465407
flying ability 0
intelligence 3
usefulness in a fight 0
ass 7
friendship 5 i guess
>>27465430
i initially hated this meme but now i love it because of how much people have irrational hate for it
>>27465404
Do you have more like this?
>>27465407
She must have a lot of experience keeping her tail lifted so it doesn't catch in the wheels of her various bikes and scooters.
>>27465434
why is intel even there when they dont make fucken graphics cards
>>27465460
People hate it because it's a forced meme from foreign origins (in this case Tumblr and Facebook), like Minions.
>>27465466
>scoots has huge dock strength
unf
http://i.imgur.com/Pp7XDoV.jpg
>>27464800
it's just a basic ass fetish
>>27465425
calm down amd
>>27465430
>>27465473
I hate it too. There's nothing funny about it.
>>27465471
I always thought some cheap laptops have them, they cant run shit though.
>>27465407
7.31/10
Above average. Cute and very sexy, but has not received enough non-feels attention in the show for me to form especially strong or meaningful admiration for.
>>27465480
that marevag is in disgusting shape, i bet she had like +10 foals and is like 20 years old
How do royal guards bind their tails?
Do they help eachother do it?
>>27465510
Prehensile tails.
Good Night MLPG. I hope your dreams are full of pone.
>>27465508
>harshly judging mares on the shape of their vag
wow you're a huge jerk
>>27465513
But only earth ponies have prehensile tails.
>>27465538
how would you explain it then?
>>27465541unf
>>27465538
which main six has the smallest one?
Filly bets you shower naked.
You slut.
>>27465598
filly is literally always naked
>>27465570
Dash
Filly stole your clothes and adapted them to her tiny frame.
>>27465607
>>27465607
Dashie's is certainly the least used, that's for sure.
>>27465528
>Never have pony dreams
fuck you brain
>>27465634
Sombra being turned good, or the other umbra being evil all along, which felt more forced to you?
>>27465639
I once dreamed about posting on MLPG. It was weird to say the least.
>>27465639
>commonly dream about my waifu being killed, committing suicide, or dating stallions
oh, brain. You're so silly.
>>27465570
its canon fact twily has the largest
anyone else dream about cuddling ponies in bed but they are like ponut side up and your face is snuggling against raritys ass
>>27465662
i once dreamed about being the coolest poster in mlpg
>>27465668
Twilight just has the biggest and pudgiest labia. Rusty has the honor of having the largest and most cavernous vagina.
>>27465704
Rusty is a weird name for a pony
>>27465704
I like my ponies with fat mounds
>>27465695
now there is a pony who LOVES to fuck
You will never dream about being the little filly.
>>27465704
>>27465709
Rarity, not rusty. I hate posting on my phone.
>>27465725
Good.
>>27465725
i dream about being a filly with a huge dick all the time
>>27465528
Why is she sleeping in Homer and Marge's bed?
>>27465758
Lisa loves ponies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oop2E_pwpeg
>>27465647
They were both equally shit.
>>27465662
I had my first MLPG dream ever like two nights ago. We were streaming the new episode, except the new episode was the movie, and I was watching it live on TV despite the fact that my country is always a year behind on new episodes.
The episode began in Canterlot where Twilight was informed by Sunny D that some evil presence was coming to Equestria, so they had to bend time for some reason and fight it with their past selves. Then they left to rendezvous with their past selves in Ponyville and Unicorn Twilight materialised out of nowhere so I typed in allcaps BEST TWILIGHT IS BACK and spammed it here.
The power of my shitposting in my dream was so intense that it woke me up.
What episode should I watch?
>>27465786
For Whom the Sweetie Bell Toils
fuck the pain away
>>27465786
the one with the deer
>>27465798
One of my favorites. Thanks, anon.I wish there was a song in it.
>>27465786
Griffon the Brush-Off
>>27465786
Return of Harmony two-parter.
>>27465802
FLAT BUTT
Does Nanaki still watch cp?
>>27465786
theres a guy that took every single scene with rarity and stitched it into one episode
watch that
>>27465839
my heart
>>27465865
Are you confusing Nanaki with AB?
Because the answer is probably.
>>27465879
Oh yes you're right, alplblewm. Why did I think it was nanaki?
>>27465879
AB just changed his name and keeps shitposting when fbi isnt looking.
>>27465879
I wonder where he flocked to now that /gfg/ is dead.
Filly is for hugging and occasionally booping. Nothing more, nothing less.
Filly accidentally called you daddy while snuggling.
>>27465917
Filly is also for femdom and casual sex.
>>27465907
thanks fluttershy
what a helpful pon
>>27465758
There's no way that could be their room. The windows are the wrong shape, and on the wrong side.
>>27465941
Not that filly.
I would rather her friend and make her watch.
>>27465926
It doesn't have to be an accident.
>>27465956
But what if she teases you while you pound her friend?
>>27465865
>Shout will never draw your OCI don't have one but still
>>27465907
>"I also took those dolls out of their packages, hope you don't mind."
>>27466017
Well now you have to kill her.
>I'm a princess! Are you a princess too?
>Fuck off tiny Twilight.
http://i.imgur.com/IKzjxVj.png
>why foo?
>>27466037
what happens if animals go through portal? Esp with horses being sent from human unverse.
>>27466060
wai-fu.
>>27466064
Horses go through the portal and come out in Equestria as ponies.
When they go back they come through as humans.
>>27463183
no preview yet?
>>27466078
Is that like that Wee-Fee thing you use for the inner netting?
>>27466125
I have no idea what the preview schedule is like
>>27466129
I am just now realizing how absolutely adorable a clueless Celestia would be.
CelestiaWingHugs
>>27466140
I want to put her in one of these
>>27466144
>>27466184
>one week with no update
he finally stopped, am i free now?
>>27466184
is this a new page
karma ponice
arrest this mare
>>27466220
It's not colored, but yeah.
http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/image/144938202908
>>27466184
>>27466239
Why there is no thread on /mlp/ for this, pencil usually posts here before his tumbrl.
>>27466231
I would smooch that pone
>>27466231
They can't arrest her but we can do this
>My horn's stuck...
Filly threw a pokeball at you, it wiggles on the ground and stops.
You are hers forever.
>>27466184
It's funny how Anon transitioned from being a One Punch Man's guy knockoff to become Agent 47.
>>27466257
that's a duck
>>27466273
Well, they say clothes make the man.
>>27466276
You're a duck
>>27466287
am not
>>27465634
>>27466273
I blame Rarity clothes for that, should have kept his robe.
>>27466304
That's her butthole.
You know, I only JUST realised how fucking ridiculous it is for a horse to have a bony protrusion sticking out from their forehead.
>>27466324
Rhinos have one...
>>27466324
It's not ridiculous. It's fucking cute.
>>27466324
I agree, horns are weird
wings are better
>>27466264
Try walking clockwise to see if your horn threads loosen.
>>27466374
birds are annoying
>>27466374
you mean they are the BEST
You can just stick it in pony whenever you want.
>>27465931
>>27466433
>there's no next page
worse than fluttershy
>>27466374
>wings better than horns
I feel so sorry for you Anon. For having such horrible taste.
I hope that you at least know that either is better than nothing. If you do, there might be hope for you yet.
It's time.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10313005
>>27466450
typical bonehead response
>>27466461
Finally.
>>27466260
I hate these.
I hate you.
>>27466465
quality butt right there
>>27466461
>tfw waifuing 2 waifus
>both celestia and rarity have horns
Ill go with it, dont bully.
>>27466507I like wings myself but both my waifu and daughterfu are earthies. I like them so much I don't mind.
>>27466507
BULLY
>>27466424
I want to grab two handfuls of Rarity's ass
>>27466537
you're gonna need more hands
>>27466461
Alicorn is objectively better as they have more ability and talent than the other races.
>>27466543
Can I use my mouth?
down on the corner
pony in the street
>>27466575
that's usually Rarity's line
>>27466521
>>27466576
I ain't no fortunate ponnnne
>>27466591
>>27466591
>>27466612
>>27466589
But I can still go to town on her ass with my mouth, yeah?
>>27466624
>>27466638
Applejack I'll do the same for you.
Fluttershy can just watch.
>>27466663
Featureless
>>27466707
Oh please, she's into all sorts of stuff.
AND
THAT
REA
SON
IS
TO
BE
WIT
YOUR
FRIENDS
*speed metal solo plays*
>>27466324
>>27466374
>>27466396
WHY NOT BOTH?
>>27466798
I wonder what carbonated urine tastes like?
>>27466890
do you think Fluttershy would wake up if I played around with her backside a little
>>27466891
something tells me you already know
If you think about consent really is something you can handle after the fact.
>>27466257
*gives cucumbers*
How many ponies will it take to sate your thirst?
>It's a "muh' farm! muh' family!" episode
https://derpiboo.ru/1161243
>>27467070
+1 unf
>>27467022
A few a week for all eternity.
>>27467070
>pacific glow (69)
Cute. Way better name then "Molly", it actually references her glowsticks cutie mark.
I love AJ episodes. They always have a story that really resonates with my fears and flaws, and therefore cause me to sink into great depression.
>>27467070
>only thing showing is half of vinyl's butt
could be better
dude where did your horn go
>>27467140
>filthy earth ponies pretending to be glorious unicorns
Oh those earth ponies, when will they learn?
>>27467140
Oh my god Anon you can't just ask someone where their horn went.
>>27467140
Plastic surgeory
>>27467152
Twilight without wings looks so damn weird now.
She's like a big ol' purple sack of potatos.
>>27467177
Why would Twilight have wings?
That's crazy talk.
>>27467070
[maggie simpson sounds intensify]
>>27467177
>at this point, Twilight has been an alicorn for longer than she's been a unicorn
I heard Twilight is secretly 3 fillies in a pony costume.
Motherly
Motherly
Motherly
>>27467215
In real time yes. In terms of episodes she'll hit that mark after 6x13.
>>27467230
>>27467230
Canon
filly sent you a request for Clash of Clans
>>27467336
that's nice
>>27467336
break filly's phone
>>27467336
Break filly.
>>27467254
Yes I agree.
We should shoot Applejack from a cannon, out of the show.
>>27467336
>phone games
ree
>>27467364
For real, would anyone even notice?
>>27467336
>mobile games
>>27467382
filly says pc gaming is dying
>>27467426
scrunches are the best
>>27467438
>>27467438
>>27467438
>>27467442
Not those scrunches
Apple scrunches are rotten and bad
>>27467457
No.
>>27467448
I always love imagining what Flutters would be reacting to in this image. Both lewd and non-lewd are amusing.
>>27467466
The element of honesty would not appreciate such lies being thrown about.
what are some simple multiplayer games for mobile anyways
Have you ever asked a question so shit that it killed the thread?
>>27467606
I did
I was asking for a fun mobile game and everyone went to play without me
>>27467709
Scootabest.
I pirated a filly.
>>27467737
https://derpibooru.org/1163229
>>27467737
Lyra holy shit keep it in your nonexistent pants.
>>27467751
>tfw you go to horseland but ponies are too big to hold like that
>>27467757
so let the ponies hold you
>>27467761
But then they would treat you like a pet.
>>27467769
what's your point
>>27467757
>implying
I love gold. The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture.
>>27467785
I love GOOOOOLD.
Filly's mugging you, give her all your love and attention and noone gets hurt.
Man
Fillies
>>27467833
sold
is she coming home with me or am I coming home with her
i can't stop thinking about pinkie pie's present song
>>27467871
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
SO COME ON OPEN YOUR EYES
SPEND TIME WITH PONIES JUST LIKE YOU
AND WATCH YOUR SPIRITS RISE
>>27467884
Have a sleepover or maybe two
What happens in the holidays is between them and you!
>>27467860
age is just a number
there are 18-year-olds who are worn the fuck out
and no, i don't think 36 is old unless you're some fat mare who's pumped out 8 foals
and even if you have pumped out 8 foals, you can still be slim and hot
tl;dr i would still harshwhinny
she's a cute
>>27467884
oh my god why is she so perfect and lovable and filled with sunshine
pinkie why can't you be my cute little marefriend
>>27467860
There could be Anons right now hanging out with your pony and you would never know.
Manic pixie dream mare
>>27467911
>tl;dr i would still harshwhinny
She seems like the kind of mare that never had kids, so.
36 year old virgin?
>>27467995
don't be silly
anons aren't real
>>27467998
I wish Minuette could be my manic pixie dream mare
>>27467860
I tell my family all the time 45 is the number where you stop any idea of being young
At that point you can ACT young
>>27468039you will see her in your dreams tonight
what would you do first
>>27468060cuddle her until I don't feel like garbage anymore
>>27468039
why are ponies so much more attractive than actual women
seriously
filly came by to laugh at you
>>27467998
>>27468039
Actual manic pixie girls are annoying. The idea might be good as a fantasy, but living with them sucks.
>>27468078
but filly is the one that's been doing embarrassing potion things to herself
>>27468104
the sex must be amazing though, right?
The poners are coming!
>>27468129
You're goddamn right they are.
>>27468113
After awhile the reality that they're annoying ruined the sex.
>>27468146
Holy shit!
Some madman is running around putting fillies in dresses!
>>27468154
they didn't all get dresses
this one got a hat
and just look how happy they are
>>27468149
I am going to undress that filly.
`>>27468154
Don't worry. We have a hero who runs around undressing fillies.
>>27466001
>tfw you'd have to draw your own OC a bunch of times for others to see it as established and draw it, too
too much work
>>27468170
make some friends and get them to draw it too
or buy commissions, I guess
>>27468129
oh geez
>>27468175
>SPEEDY SPEED BOY
we back
>>27468221
I want to spray that filly with my semen.
>>27468238
That's highly illegal.
I want to touch this pony.
>>27468239
Why is this show being lewd
>>27468249
That's highly illegal *and* dangerous.
The fillies are slowly waking up.
screw you hirohito
>>27468243
Highly illegal
But highly moral
>Appljack takes an entire day+night off from the farm to help Rarity get her new shop set up.
>Episode is about Applejack struggling to relax and take a day off from the farm.
>>27468278
Maybe she doesn't like spas that much?
How much is that pony in the window?
>>27468284
0.-
>>27468283
>Come on Applejack, time for your monthly bath.
>BUT MUH' APPLES!
>>27468278
It'll probably be a shit episode
Release the ponies
>>27468272
I've noticed he's trying to monetize archived threads now. They have exclusive ads now (that I don't see anyway because I block them).
I wonder if he's really going to make his own archives next.
>>27468289
You should stop winking, your other eye is bulging out, and it's freaky.
>>27468278
this episode lacking the infos
>>27468291
>Applejack bathes with apple soaps
>>27468292
Everyone's going to act retarded and out of character for plot related reasons.
>"Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought."
Are you fucking serious? Twilight's been shown to help out Applejack on the farm loads of times. Not to mention she's a powerful fucking unicorn with magic.
>>27468313
Maybe AJ is going to bother her with the whole 'no magic' rule thing?
It honestly feels like a weak excuse of an episode.
>>27468313
>unicorn
Anon as much as I wish that was still true it's been three years since she got her back growths. Call her an alicorn.
>>27468330
Applejack is so fucking dirt poor, she can't afford to pay one of her neighbours, or any of the other farmer ponies in town, to work her farm for a single day.
She has to rely on one of her friends, who has zero farming experience and mostly sits on her fat ass reading.
Filly is actually a demon in disguise. She's here to dispose of you.
>>27468361
That Tarapone needs gigantic round Milky-style crotchtits
Is this correct?
>>27468408
It's missing the mischievous for Celestia.
>Today is National Paper Airplane Day
>>27468443
wait
fuck
how do I paper airplane
>>27468443
NOI
O
I
The thing I hate the most about the show isthat it made me ship things. I'm not that into shipping now but the fact that I am is still bad.
>>27468470
I don't get what he's trying to say.
Or why it is on MLPG.
Pony signed you up on GroupPoop.
Your first session is tomorrow.
>>27468569
>>27468500
I'm not a shipper, but one thing I remember about the pony fandom a few years back is that all the different shippers were largely really cool with each other. Like, there weren't any Zutara/Katang-esque fights or anything, it was mostly people chilling and saying that they liked how their two ponies interacted.
Too bad we don't see that kind of thing a lot anymore.
>>27468591
Most of the comments here are usually your ship a shit which is the equivalent of your waifu a shit which is usually either in jest or not taken seriously.
Yeah sometimes we have some small "fights" but most of the time is really okay. Like you said we never reached Avatar levels of autism where arguing how that one frame invalidates your ship and validates mine.
>>27468569
That filly is kinda ugly.
>>27468574
When did sweeping get so big?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKGE6lC1rKk
>>27468651
Meme magic, son
>>27468651
Last Saturday to be honest
>>27468622
why so smug
>>27468660
You would be smug, too, if you were a pony that cute.
>>27468687
I love smug ponies.
Smug fillies.
>>27468711
strangely satisfying
Grumpy ponies.
Make up your mind.
uh oh filly is insecure again
>>27468802
It honestly baffles me that people like characters like this.
I know people here have shit taste but you'd think they'd draw the line somewhere.
>>27468787
Fillies can't be insecure.
>>27468820
dude back the fuck off
>>27468820
dude back the fuck off
New clip of the new episode is up on Facebook.
http://mlp.derpynews.com/clip-for-applejacks-day-off/
>>27468840
finally
>>27468840
Youtube of it for those that need it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCnjm34siA
>>27463858
I remember when ponying used to be fun
>>27468840
>>27468854
applejack you're becoming granny smith
>>27468860
Ponies age like that. Soon she's going to have her pony model change and AB is going to have to take care of the farm.
>>27468840
>It's a cringe episode
>>27468840
>>27468854
Okay yeah looks like it's gonna be shit
I'll keep an open mind going into it though
Your filly is growing. Soon she's going to randomly invite her boyfriends without asking you and do mare things.
>>27468840
>http://mlp.derpynews.com/clip-for-applejacks-day-off/
>Applejack episode
>she's being a silly pony
>>27468840
I think it's time for AJ to go to the big farm in the sky.
>>27468854
APPLEJACK APPRECIATION DAY
>>27468892Young stallions taunting you when she isn't near, saying things like "Gee, banging your filly makes me hungry."
I like catbirds
Whose a silly pony?
all animals want to fuck
where do you draw the line?
>>27468963
Animals are gross.
>>27468958
careful i think she gone complete crazy right now, we lost her man
>>27468964
source: I'm an animal
>>27468963
>Doesn't eat rabbit meat
I can understand horse but come on.
>>27468963
I want to sexually eat a horse.
>>27468876
good thing i stopped watching the show after canterlot wedding
>>27468969
Humans are objectively gross too, but our instincts drives us to desire each other to maintain our species.
They even manage to avoid driving our species to extinction by making us feel anyone related to us gross sexually wise (unless you're genetically defectuous).
Foal is the objective antigross.
I finally had a dream that had ponies in it... but sadly it was only about my plush; not a real pony.
I had spent the night at my grandparent's house and had my winged Twilight plush with me.
I woke up (in my dream) and discovered that someone had either ripped or cut the wings off my plush.
At first I thought they were ripped or cut, but by the end I wasn't so sure; It looked like there was black singes around the base of the wings - almost like twilight had exploded and just left a pair of wings behind - or the explosive bolts that held the wings on were detonated.
My Twilight seemed fine other than having no wings anymore, though.
Sorry, I don't normally blogpost, but I wanted to know if you think I can blame this on the prolific 'Twilicorn will lose her wings in the season finale.' shitposter...
>>27469021
Sounds like a good turn of events
Last image for best pony
New thread where?
>>27469091
>>27469091
>>27469091
>>27469087
>>27469087
>>27469087
All that start-up paperwork, too.
>>27469097
>>27469100
And so the thread wars began.
>>27468958
So basically the plot is "Applejack is going crazy as she's had no time off, so the girls force her to have some time off, cue shenanigans as the girls working at the farm go even MORE insane than AJ does"
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.