Dazzling Thread #199

>>27452920
What are they playing /dzg/?

>>27452946
Probably casual trash.

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How many dazzles would a dazzle dazzle if a dazzle could dazzle dazzles?

>>27453079
Your mom

>>27453079
Three.

>>27452920
>tfw no purple tootsies to rub after a long day

>>27453079
She would dazzle ALL the dazzles.

>>27453079
You have to eat all the dazzles

Oh shit! Dazzlequest update!!

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>>27453230
'Eat' or 'Eat out'??? I'm confused.

>>27453307
He's a vorefag

>>27453307
Whatever floats your boat. I'd eat out

>>27453230
Do I have to tell you what happened?

>>27453487
Tell me what?

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>Anon, come on quit it. It feels weird, you're making me pee myself

>>27453840
I love sexually oblivious dazzlings

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>>27453079

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First for Dazzling-pillarlings

>>27453079
Razzle dazzle

>>27453541
Tell me about the eggs, Anon.

>>27453956
>Dax Rattler
no thanks

>>27453863
>the Dazzlings lived for a thousand years in the human world
>they have no idea of sexuality
dunno

>>27453863
Sonata, I could see. Adagio and Aria not so much

>>27454155
Well maybe Adagio and Aria did thing to protect Sonata from the sins of the flesh. Don't ruin my fantasy man. They're all I got

>>27454185
>protect her
my fantasy is, they have to protect themselves from her. she's the kinkiest.

>>27454197
>"Fill my taco with your salsa, Anon!"
>"B-but I..."
>"FILL IIIIIIT!"

And then poor MexicAnon had to sacrifice all his precious salsa to the uncultured texmex abominations that are school cafeteria tacos.

>>27454232
I'd fill her taco with my salsa

if you know what I mean

>>27454482
I need thik dazzles.

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>>27454482
fat and no tits.
She might as well kill herself...

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>>27453956
Brillo intenso

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I want to impregnate Adagio

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>>27454588
I want to be impregnated by Adagio

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>>27454698
I really want to fondle her balls.

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>>27454794
I really want her to poke me with syringes

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>>27454698
>looks pretty unf
>scroll down
>mfw

>>27454882
>sees >>27454698
>scrolls down to >>27454794 and >>27454864
>refered's pic related

>>27454882
ADAGIO IS LEFT HANDED

>>27454542
Says you, nukka.
She can stroll right over here.

>>27455216
>Nukka
damn when tumblr fags invaded /dzg/


nigger

>>27454698

Where's that pic with the castrated hermaphrodite from Druuna when I need it...

>>27455251

>"I woke you up? S-sorry master..."

>>27455288

>You are eating in the school cafeteria
>You are all alone with a table to yourself, being a friendless loser no group wants to associate with
>You eat your jello dessert while lost in thought and looking down
>A couple pairs of booted feet enter your field of vision and stop in front of you
>You look up
>It's two of the three new girls
>They look friendly
>Damn nigga, they're smiling!
>Here's your chance to make friends with girls. That's how relationships start, right?
>You need a cool one liner
You open your mouth and croak out "What do you want."
>Crap
>"Family" says the blue one
"Huh?"
>"What my..."friend" means" says the orange one "is that we feel it's time for us to have hatchlings."
>You sigh defeated
>They're looking for Flash
>Every pussy and a few dongs want Flash
>You're just...you. The Never Invited To Parties
>The girls are probably euros and this is their version of "I want your babies"
>You point towards the cool kid table
"Flash is right over there." you say dismissively
>"Sonata." says the poofy-haired girl
>"What?"
>"The thing."
>"What thing?"
>"The thing, idiot."
>"What about it?"
>The orange one facepalms
>"Give him the thing, you goddamn downie!"
>The blue one leaves a juicebox and a thong with a star design on it next to your tray
>The thong smells strongly of fish and there's a still wet stain on it
"What the hell..." you say as you take the thong in your hands out of sheer curiosity
>"I think he's accepted the offering!" says the blue one
>The other one approaches you slowly and carefully takes a seat next to you
>After a few seconds of observing you she relaxes
>"I knew Aria's hormones would do the trick. Do you still want us to go to Flash?"
>You look at her with a perplexed look
>What a strange girl
"Nnnno?...I think?"
>Awkward silence
>You try resuming eating while there's two girls looking at you
>One sitting next to you and the other standing
>This feels weird
>You turn to the orange girl

>>27456013
You're strange. I like it.

>>27456013

"You umm want some?" you ask her as you point at your lunch with your spoon
>The blue one squees and claps excitedly
>"He's taken a liking, Adagio!"
>What's with these people?
"What's an adagio? Is it like a european desu or something?"
>"I'm Adagio. That's my name. And this is Sonata." says the orange girl while pointing at the blue one with an open hand
>"Hi!" says Sonata while doing a little wave with her hand
"Hello. Why don't you take a seat?"
>"I can?" she asks with apparent glee
"Sure."
>Sonata sits opposite to you and puts her hands on the table
>"What's your name?" she asks
>Biggus Dickus! Michael Meyers! Harry Partridge!
>"Anonymous. Pleased to meet you."
>Sonata says something but a tap on your shoulder draws your attention
"Hm?"
>"Are you going to give me a bite?" asks Adagio with a coy smile
"I umm sure!"
>You take a spoonful of jello and turn to her
>Adagio opens her small mouth and sticks out her tongue, putting a hand under her chin in case you drop any jello
>You shudder
>This is a face that's begging for a cock...
>Your hand trembles slightly as you put your spoon in her mouth
>Adagio closes her mouth and cleans the spoon with her lips as you pull it out
>Good gracious, she even swallows in a sexy manner
>Adagio opens her eyes and licks her lips
>Without taking your eyes off hers you reach out and take what you think is the nearest napkin
>You wipe your sweat and realize too late that you're holding the thong from earlier
>Eh...
"What's the deal with this, anyway?"
>"What do you mean?" asks Adagio
"I mean why did you give me this and the juiceb-" you say as you turn for the juicebox
>Sonata is drinking it dry
>Even though she's not as erotic as Adagio, she still looks like she's giving the thing oral sex
>"Sonata!" shouts Adagio angrily
"No wait. Let her finish."
>You make a mental note to buy her another one tommorrow
>Adagio clears her throat

>>27456436

>You see Anonymous, when a female siren wants to mate with a male siren, she must first appease him by giving him offerings. Males are very territorial you see and attack even potential mates."
"Okay...And you want to mate?"
>"We feel like we're ready to have clutches, yes."
"With me."
>"Uh-huh."
>A moment of silence
"Bwahahaha!"
>Adagio raises an eyebrow while Sonata inches away from you
>The idea of a girl wanting to have sex with you is so absurd, it's funny
"Why would you want to have sex with me, Adagio?"
>"Because you're an alpha. Just look at how crammed all the other rocks here are. You must be a real boss to have one to yourself."
"An alpha?"
>You laugh again, only this time bitterly
"An alpha...I'm actually a b-"
>The two girls are looking at you intently , waiting for your next word
>...Fuck it
"-oss. In fact I'm so good, people call me Big Boss."
>"Oooh. A BIG boss..." says Adagio as she places her hand on your thigh
"Woah! Okay then, what now?"
>"Now we wait."
"What for?"
>"Aria."
"Who?"
>Adagio points at the thong with her eyes
"Ooooh."

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tfw wife doesn't thigh gap
what do?

>>27453908
I really need to get around to drawing pillar dazzles one of these days.

>>27457237

Return her to the slaver you bought her from.

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>>27457237
>falling for the thigh gap meme

http://i.imgur.com/yOeAB8J.jpg
Enjoy

>>27457310
then how is he going to measure his spagoots?

>>27457526
That's what the breastses are for.

>>27457237
>>27457526

What's the point of measuring them anyway? Break the pack in half. Open the pack. Empty the upper half by holding onto the lower half. And there you have it. Enough for three rich meals. Morning, lunch, dinner. Grind some peeled tomatoes and cheese over your lunch and you're ready.

Wow, we reaching 200. Nice.

Also I'm not on that writing feeling as of late so I don't think I'll finish Dungeons of Dazzle. Not that anyone cares at this rate.

>>27457863
I care senpai. Where have you been for the past...is it 3 months now?

>>27457922
Huh. Didn't notice this before, but it appears f-a-m is being replaced with senpai whenever I post.

senpai -> senpai
senpai -> senpai ?

>>27457922
School and jobs. I'll be going to America for the summer to hopefully relax.

But thank you for showing your care of my er.. story.

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Reminder that Fig has continued DazzleQuest

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>>27457835

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>>27458082
IT'S ALIVE

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>>27457310
>meme
Is it...?

>>27457597
This idea has merit.

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>>27458082
I came

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QTs

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>>27456650
>tfw adagio will never call you big boss

I anon is pretty beta and pretty open to admit he's a loser. I'd say more but I know how you work.

>>27458082
Oh baby.
>>27458525
Remember the breasteses Anon.

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>>27459384
>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel their breasts... And their asses... even their hips... The bodies that aren't real... the girls that aren't real... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all really there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our waifus!"

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UNF

>>27457237
That's a good measurement

>>27460006
Anon... I'm already a shimmerfag.

>>27460623
Boss if our gals don't have thigh gaps can you show us how to use breastses to measure spagoots?

>>27460924

Inb4 he draws armpits instead because tits vary wildly in size.

>>27460938
I want to wash Aria's armpits.

>>27460954

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>>27460959

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>>27460954
>>27460959
>>27460967
Godspeed, friend.
Your reward awaits in Valhalla.

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>>27460954
>>27460959
>>27460967

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>>27460956

And I want to hold her down and make her squirm while I lick her armpits, enjoying her helpless cries.

>>27461008
Sauce?

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>>27461071
It doesn't go any lower.

>>27460959
Rest in peppers.

>>27457983
Not the anon you responded to but your story is what got me to DSG. Please continue it. You and mistake anon are the only reasons I come here.

>>27461702
Legs are kinda fucked up looking, but I've always liked the Dazzles with their hair down.

It's awful calm in here. Is everybody working on stuff for #200 or something?

>>27462950
yeah there's a drawfag working on a pic that he thinks would be cool for the OP. All the other drawfags are welcome to take part as well if they want though. All the contributions to celebrating the thread's life would be cool.

>>27463436

>"What are you looking at, dork? Hurry up and insert those AA batteries up my port. I'm running on fumes here."

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>>27456650
>using fish psychology to explain Dazzlings craving the big green loner nerd cock

Sal, I fucking love you.

>Call me Big Boss

Damnit Sal, I can only get so erect.

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>>27460959
You've done God's work here Anon.

Your sacrifice will be remembered.

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Enjoy

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>page 8

Guys if we don't adore them, the dazzlings will die

Coming soon; Shrinknanigans part 5. I'm looking for an irl fedoreer neckbeard name for an obnoxious character. Anybody got a hated "that guy"?

>>27463742

Hah! You made me smile.

>>27456650
lel

Sure is dead in here

Which Dazzling do I get a sticker of for my car?
Going to a meet next week and I kinda wanna have a small little window decal and see if anyone notices

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Have there been any poets in this general? I couldn’t find much in the archives.

>O morning-star Euterpe, bless your spark!
>For, incarnated thrice, you’ve deigned to sing
>That baser men as us could come to hark
>And recognize the elegance you bring.
>We’re dazzled, truly dazzled by your song,
>And on all those who bear it hence, we dote.
>We’re carrying its rally-cry along,
>Transmogrified by each successive note;
>But even to the deaf, your forms enchant:
>A sweet gougère that dominates the tongue,
>With bitter Albarossa sadly scant
>And whitebark fruit, all frolicsome and young -
>What palate, then, or palette, begs for more?
>We’re all content, dear Muses, to adore.

>>27461331
Which one?

I almost fell for it there for a moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzpCFf-jj8

>>27465903

Ever since free verse became accepted as a form of poetry every other wanker can claim he is a poet.
Anyway, I've been thinking about writing a number of "song" lyrics telling the story of the Dazzlings
>Coming to earth
>Slowly conquering the world by charming people
>The USE government commissioning SciTwi to build weapons to counter the Dazzlings' influence
>SciTwi building soulless automata that have no hearts to be charmed
>And fnally the robots derp and start killing everyone because everyone is under the sirens' influence

The epilogue track would be an instrumental piece that has gunfire instead of drums.
I wouldn't exactly call it poetry, but at least the verses would rhyme.

>>27465873
Sonaynay, nigger

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>>27466087

Forgot pic.

>>27465873
Obviously Poof

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>>27465873
Forgot pic
I'm thinkin poof though
But Sonaynay's blue would go good with silver I think

>>27466137

this guy says poof

>>27466153

you say sonaynay

so obviously grape grump is the best choice

>>27466216
I'm the guy who said Dagi and I second this.

>>27466230
Grump it is
Give me a vector to submit to the sticker people

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>>27466296
Pretty sure her "cutiemark" is an easy find on google. Been a while since I looked.

>>27466296
How much of your power level are you willing to show?

>>27466362
Just enough that someone else who is familiar with the show could recognize whilst not looking like a complete fag

>>27466372
Gotcha. Deep Purple's cutie mark is the best default. You could also go for a pic of her true siren form.

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>>27466296
Choose one of the frames if you think this pic's a good idea. Botchan-mlp's stuff might be good 3D prints for a key chain if you won't put it on your car.

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Hi. I'm an oldfag from AiE that made them a program recently to sort text blocks into post sized chunks.
I figured I might as well distribute it in more threads as an excuse to post more Lyra.

Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bcms2ukupqd3gj7/4Matter.7z?dl=0
Source Code: http://pastebin.com/VtRKwwwk

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>>27466620
mkay thanks

>>27452920
This picture weirds me out. The artist clearly wants you to pay attention to the feet but is doing it in a sorta subtle/ not really subtle way

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>>27453908
And... it's a start.

Been wanting to have a go at this for quite a while.
It's gonna take a long time to finish, though.

>>27467352
gotta hide the fetish somehow

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Is this Ponut Joe's favorite dykeship?

>>27468262

>Hiding your fetish
>Not bringing it up even when noone's asked
>Not having a "PROUD X FETISHIST" tag on your social accounts

Tsk tsk.
In all seriousness though I'm starting to wonder if feet really are a fetish instead of a subtle natural attraction. Why else would people create and spend money on foot accessories, foot care and grooming, and shoes that make the foot look pretty rather than be practical?

>tfw you will never give your waifu an engagement ring
>tfw she will never comment that it's baby-sized
>tfw you will never tell her that it's not for the hand

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>>27468491

>>27464694
The grand neckbeard of my high school was named Trevor. He was an enormous faggot.

Holy shit Dazzlequest is actually back.
Figgot, if you're there, I love ya man.

>>27468952

Trevor sounds appropriate. A full name would be more useful though, unless you'd rather not in case you give yourself away.

>>27468491
>outie bellybutton

Ehhhh...

>>27468540
He needs to do it animated James style and post it front and center, then get butthurt when someone calls it weird

>>27469344
It's not me. But I will give the last name of one of the other fedora lords at my high school: Carlson. I just don't want to hear about the faggot killing himself because people start fucking with him too much online. I didn't like him and he was pretty cringey, but he had a bad habit of taking things too personally.

>>27468491
Oh, I fucking hope so.
Mighty need for all the pics.

>>27467652
All my yes.

>>27469552
Lewd and cute. Good stuff.

Since we're talking about feet might as well post this

https://derpiboo.ru/1163370?scope=scpec7b4605ca54f5ccc0c784d8da6fbdd7c42da1145

>>27469552
tfw no apron only waifu

>>27469404

I don't get it. Did I miss some drama?

>>27469421

I meant in case you're afraid that Trevor might come across the green and assume that you wrote it and then reveals your powerlevel. Or try to befriend you. He sounds like an oldschool Flutterfag to me.

>people start fucking with him too much online

It's not like I'm writing the next Scrotie McBoogerballs or Cupcakes here, but I understand. Trevor Carlson it is.

>>27469445

Meh, I prefer the concept of Sunny trying to redeem the Dazzlings and they taking advantage to abuse her like this

https://derpibooru.org/866720?scope=scpe7edfab5239cc23cebec6567bf008540fb1fcf90b

>>27469842
Oh, god if he tried to actually talk to me again. Holy shit, I haven't seen him in like 5 years or so, but fuck man.

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>>27468491
I wish I could enjoy Lesbian lewd

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Last time on Shrinknanigans

The heavens keep pouring bad luck down on poor Dagi. After overcoming Gummy who almost ate her alive, Adagio discovers that the enemies she hoped to take out one by one are together and having a slumber party. After nearly giving up, she decides to wait for them to go to sleep. Meanwhile her backups have left her on her own.
http://pastebin.com/PHZBMLzS

>Aria sneezes
>"Someone must be talking about you." said Sonata
>Aria snorts her nostrils clean
>"What?"
>"You know. You sneeze when someone somewhere is talking about you...?"
>"Oh that. No. Your food is tickling my nose."
>Aria takes a napkin and blows her nose surprisingly discreetly
>Sonata pierces a few fries with a fork and shoves them hungrily in her mouth
>"How come you didn't get anything? The food tastes great!" she informed her friend with her mouth full
>"I'm good. I have gummy bears."
>Aria puts her hand in her pocket and fishes a gummy bear from a mostly empty pack
>She puts it in her mouth and crushes it slowly between her teeth
>She smiles as she does so
>"What are you smiling about?" asked Sonata
>"Oh nothing" said Aria with a snigger. "Just making happy thoughts, heh."
>A few moments pass in relative silence as Aria looks around
>They're in a Spurdo Burger fast food joint
>There's a few people here and there talking about their pointless, short lives
>The low quality speakers play music from a local radio station
>She doesn't recognize the song and she doesn't care
>Until some time ago they would had eaten like queens here and then sang the customers into a riot so they could excuse themselves without paying
>What a depressing place

1/5

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>>27470578

>"What a depressing place. Why did you want to come here anyway, Sonata?"
>Aria leans forward
>"You've taken a liking on the delivery boy, haven't you?" she said in a conspiring tone
>Sonata chokes and coughes at this
>"*Cough cough! Cough...*Fu-*Cough!* Damn."
>She drinks some water to help push the food down
>"What are you talking about Aria?!" she asked angrily as she blushed
>Aria looks at the delivery boy who is waiting for the next delivery order
>She flashes him a mean smile and motions towards Sonata with her eyes, inviting the young man to come talk to the blue girl
>"Look at him. I bet you can charm him out of his clothes. I bet he wants you to too."
>"A-Aria! Stop!"
>This isn't code for "Aria continue", but Aria continues anyway
>"I can't imagine why else you'd pick this place instead of the Taco Belle a few blocks down."
>Sonata puts down the fork as she goes from flustered to annoyed
>"Again with the tacos. I said taco once. Now I'm the taco lady. You took a guy behind the dumpsters and ate his wee wee once. Does that make you the wee wee lady?"
>It's Aria's turn to blush
>"Are you stupid?! People don't talk about these things" whispered Aria, shrinking into her seat without the help of a potion
>Sonata just continues ranting, oblivious to the attention she draws
>"I mean, like, oh my Dagon, right?"
>A black mountain sitting behind Sonata stirs at the mention of our lord Dagon
>It gets up and comes to their table
>The creature could once have been called human
>It was of slightly above average height. A black trenchcoat mercyfully concealed the specifics of it's bloated form, but only barely. It's bespectacled face bore fastfood-induced acne. A fedora sat like a vile crown upon it's greasy hair, ensuring the creature's continued virginity

2/5

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>>27470595

>"Great. A neckbeard." thought Aria to herself as she crossed her arms and turned her attention to the window, waiting for the neckbeard to piss off back to his home dimension
>"Did you shay Day-gon?"
>The creature can mimic human speech, but not social norms it seems
>It exudes an aura of awkwardness that makes people feel uneasy, like junkies and physicians do
>"I heard Dagon. Who shaid that?" demanded the neckbeard
>Intimidated, Sonata pointed at Aria like a kid directing a grownup to it's guardian after getting caught being naughty
>The neckbeard patted Aria's shoulder
>"Fuck." she grumbled inwards
>"Hey. Hey you. You shaid Day-gon."
>Aria turns her head and looks at the man like an animal that's about to go for the jugular
>Joke's on her though, the creature has no neck
>"What of it."
>Even though she didn't, Aria isn't one to back down without the first hint of impending violence
>The neckbeard smiles, revealing a series of cola-yellowed teeth
>"I happen to be well vershed in H.P. Lovecraft's work. My name ish Trevor."
>"Sod off Trevor."
>"No, no. My name's not Sodov Trevor. It's Trevor Carlson."
>Trevor takes a seat while Aria grits her teeth and tries to keep calm
>Last time the depowered Dazzlings picked a fight in a crowded place, they ended up spending the night in a cell with zibber prostitutes
>Back in Sunset's house
>All the girls are sleeping peacefully on the floor
>All except for Sunset Shimmer who is hot and bothered
>The porn movie from earlier has stirred her libido
>She is too aroused to go to sleep, so instead she's trying to put out the fire in her loins
>One hand is in front of her face while the other is under her covers and in her panties

3/5

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>>27470628

>Her nimble fingers dance between her legs, touching her in all the right spots at the right time
>There's a reason why she plays the guitar so well
>Her knees are pressing against eachother
>Sunset is only making herself hornier
>She bites down on her index finger, trying not to moan and betray herself
>Masturbating in the midst of six other girls...What will the rest of the school think once Rainbow has gossiped about it?
>Yeah, you'd think Rarity would be the one to run her mouth but it's actually miss "Loyalty" who communicates everything to everyone
>Loyalty my ass, Rainbow has pledged allegiance to the flag of Dash
>At least there isn't much light in the room
>Only the light from the street lights illuminates the room, revealing nothing but outlines
>As long as she doesn't make any noise, Sunset should go unnoticed
>Still, Sunset finds it hard to take her eyes off the others, scanning them for signs of awareness
>Which is why Adagio didn't go as unnoticed as she thought she had as she tiptoed around the room
>Sunset couldn't believe in her eyes
>I mean, what would you think if you saw a tiny naked human sneaking around your bedroom at night?
>"I must be seeing things!" thought Sunset to herself as she closed her eyes shut for a couple of seconds before fluttering them open
>Nope, the little homunculus is still there
>Adagio is standing in front of SciTwi's face, flipping her off with both hands as she sticks out her tongue and does a funny little dance
>Sunset presses her nose close and bites her tongue in an effort not to laugh her ass off and scare the voodoo doll away
>Adagio goes from girl to girl and observes them
>She stops at Rainbow for some reason

4/5

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>>27470657

>Sunset watches as Adagio walks up to Rainbow's face
>She takes her poof in both hands and presses it against Rainbow's nostrils
>The little shit is trying to suffocate Dash!
>"Pffhoohoo little shit..."
>Dash snorts in her sleep and starts breathing from her mouth instead
>Adagio gives the ceiling the middle finger for some reason
>Sunset decides she can't let Adagio run around like this
>She gets off bed and sneaks towards tiny Dagi who is now busy trying to close Dash's mouth
>She is too absorbed in her task to notice Sunset until it's too late
>Adagio tries to run away but it's hard to hide with that bright poof reflecting so much light
>Sunset grabs her, causing her to let out a high-pitched scream of frustration
>This wakes Dash up
>Dash looks up groggily and sees Sunset standing over her
>"...Huh? Sunset?"
>Sunset hides Adagio behind her back and pretends nothing is going on
>Something that Adagio makes difficult by trying to bite chunks out Sunset's hand
>"I err, you see...I-I shoo'd Gummy. He was trying to sleep on your face." she tells Rainbow with a forced smile
>"Urgh, again?! That lizard is freaky."
>Rainbow turns on her other side and goes back to sleep
>Sunset is in too much pain to sigh in relief
>With quick and careful steps, she maneuvers her way to the door without stepping on anyone
>As is tradition when someone is trying to sneak, the usually quiet door now raises creaking hell as Sunset pushes it open
>Sunset turns and looks at the girls
>They're all still asleep
>Sunset closes the door behind her and makes her way to the kitchen downstairs with poof in hand

5/5

http://i.imgur.com/ujhLEGB.png
Enjoy

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Curse you file size limit.

>>27470773
That's cute

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>>27470797
>Meanwhile, in the Angry bird Girls universe, BirDagio comes up with a cunning plan:
>launch themselves at the Rainbooms using a large catapult
>over and over again
>the other girls think it's brilliant
>the Dazzlings win in this universe when the Pigbooms all explode

What do you think about the Dazzlings might come back in a Eg5 movie?

in EqG5
in that one, it was the Dazzlings ratting the human7 about their powers to the government
that's when the government sends in Ace Thruster undercover to get more information about them and he has a mech suit that can counter all their powers or some shit after studying them.

>>27471100
>Mech suit
Something something autism something something gtfo

>>27471100
Hmmm. Nah.

>>27470675
Good to see an update. Looking forward to the next one

>>27470298
Why would you want to enjoy dykeshit?

>>27471201
>complaining of autism
>on 4chan
>on its pony board
>in its eqg thread
>in a eqg thread dedicated to one specific group
Absolute wew

>>27471100

Sit down and think what kind of story that'd be. A mech versus a few magical girls that power up once a year to shoot an endgame beam wouldn't make for a good story. And without a proportionate foe the mech is OP. The story would be little more than a curb stomp battle. Plus it sounds awfully animu, and westerners handle anime disgustingly poorly. The only exception is Megas, solely because it farts in the mecha genre's face and disregards a great deal of non-mecha anime tropes. I'd say Symbionic Titan too, but it falls in the anime/cartoon uncanny valley.

Anyway, my point is that the idea needs more work and has an inherent risk of being received poorly or being badly executed.

>>27471254

Thanks. I've no idea what to write in the next one. All I know is that I want it to have sex in it.

>>27471813
>sex
Tiny-dagio fellating Sunset's feminine pleasure receptor.
Make it happen, Sal.

And I was half-expecting her to piss in Rainbow's mouth or something there. Captcha: rivers

I'm in a public pc and thinking about dicking around with Skype to see how it works. Anyone feel like having a chat?

>>27465924
Dungeons of Dazzle

>>27471813
The power of friendship will beat him

>>27469552
She put her LOVE in that soup, if you know what I mean...

>>27471813
Apparently it's more like a kamen rider power suit with thrusters on the back

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>>27453269
Snoogans.

>>27456650
Please continue.

>>27472363
I'd put my love in your soup if you know what I mean

>>27472852
I'd rather have adagio's love in my soup. If thats OK with you.

>>27472134
I'll be honest here. I haven't played D&D in a real long time and I'm hearing about these expansions (are they called that?) so I assume some things have changed so I tried to make as basic as I could and just base it off the board game not actually as the board game

>>27472852
>>27473011
You guys are talking about poops, aren't you? Stop being gross.

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>>27472477

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>>27452920
Would you a male dazzling?

>>27473886
>No poof
That's basically neutering a Dagi, Anon!

>>27474444
Quads confirm.

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>>27473886
>filthy metrosexuals
Nope.

http://i.imgur.com/ljo2I7F.jpg
Enjoy

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>>27474657

http://i.imgur.com/YMoeXT5.jpg
Enjoy

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https://derpiboo.ru/1163912?scope=scpec7b4605ca54f5ccc0c784d8da6fbdd7c42da1145

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Bumperooni

>>27475758
Conundrum, you stupid poof.

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>>27475758
Nice

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>>27473739
I want a clingy possesive Sonata.

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>>27476298
don't we all?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2nm8ui_sundagio-shipping_fun

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>>27454588
I want her to sit on my face.

>>27474998
Jesus those eyes

>>27473739
Sirens are hyper protective of their mates

>>27472477
A free sample of booty

I'll be out of town for a few days so I want someone to make a post for me in the 200th thread in case it blows over before I'm back.

Just write "Dazzlings are love, Dazzlings are life, Dazzling girls are meant to wife."

>>27476771
That was beautiful, Anon.

>>27476722
ayyyy

>>27476771
Dazzlings aren’t just about appearing in movies. They can be so much more than just canon. Through discussion, images, draw- and writefags...what we've seen, heard, felt...anger, joy and sorrow...these are the things we will pass on. That's what we live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our dazzling and fishy history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The current content will probably come to an end some time, and new providers may appear in the threads. /dzg/ may not be forever. But, we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of sirens we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.

>>27476771

I'll try to remember.

>>27477716

>Implying most of us have the balls to even approach a woman and get rejected.

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>>27452946

>>27477909
>not approaching a girl
>not hitting it off
>not eventually getting married
>not having three daughters
>not naming them Adagio, Aria and Sonata
>not raising them as Dazzlings
It's almost like you don't play the long game, Anon

>>27478615

Forget the long game, I'll probably die in my fifties. Right now I want to fuck MILFs. Preferably plant babies in them too and have them lie to their cuck husbands.

Thing is, I don't have the steel balls required to break down these walls. Not that I've ran into anything spectacular for the last three years.

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Another reminder that Dazzlequest is being updated once more.

>>27478744
Anon, you need to be taken to a bar. When and where?

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>>27479488

Dubs confirm I need to go to a bar. I recently reconnected with an irl friend and he said the same.

I doubt we're in the same continent, but I fucking appreciate the offer. Some times I wish I could fly off and stay with other anons. Hang out, see new sights, travel, and then invite them to do the same with me.

>>27479710
What continent, Anon? Because I got free summer and nothing but money to waste. If we're even relatively close, I'm fucking there. I wanna meet another dazzlings fan.

http://i.imgur.com/bYbWXf8.png
http://i.imgur.com/PTMl1R7.png
http://i.imgur.com/JHZ2RY5.png
http://i.imgur.com/vkuDzkW.png
http://i.imgur.com/eHOW7Vz.png
http://i.imgur.com/V0SFfbv.png
http://i.imgur.com/prhERRT.png
Enjoy

>>27479121
Have a nice clickable link if you nerds don't remember it
http://dazzlequest.tumblr.com/

http://i.imgur.com/ONDrZTh.png
Enjoy

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>>27479891

Awww. I live in mediterranean europe. Don't come though, there's not much more than ruins, sun and sea for the tourists to enjoy. Also I wouldn't really be able to take you in. I live with two others, and one of them is an emerging hoarder. Real pity, I'd love the company.
Btw, I've a question if you're american.

https://www.derpibooru.org/1158459?scope=scpe73bf791467da3e0139ed634f059a607c85dafd00

yum

>>27480595
Nice pic. Source?

>>27480667

Here you go, mate.

https://derpibooru.org/1033535?scope=scpebd510372f9f358fbe507b3d8e3e4a77e3706100e

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>>27480834
Thanks m8. Wouldn't have guessed that was from Wee.

>>27480895
>Wee

I know, right? I love how she can manage various different styles. She is gifted. Though more than once she's given me reason to wonder if all is well with her mind.

>>27481092
It's true. Shame she hasn't been as active lately.

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>>27481106

Yeah. Pic related inspired me to write a short once. Though I think it's a shame a lot of contentfags have stopped coming. Sometimes I wonder if we who linger have a problem or something.
Anyway, I expect a few people to return for #200.

>>27481313
I feel similarly.

>>27481646

Truth be told I knew I was losing interest in my interests, but during a ban the past few days I realised that I honestly don't care about anything other than the Dazzlings and the discussions and jokes we're having here. I guess I really am under their spell.

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>>27481313
>Sometimes I wonder if we who linger have a problem or something.
I came to the realization recently that I only stay in these threads because they have Stockholm-effect-like hold on me. I stopped making content a long time ago.

>>27480595
Northern europe. Gimme few days and I'm there. If for nothing else then to get back the tax money you guys owe me. You know which country we are.

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>>27481938

Lefty?
I still write stuff because I have fun writing and sharing green here. Why don't you try that? Sit down, make whatever and post it. It doesn't even need to be good, only make you feel good.

>>27472448

I thought I was inspired by >>27480136 there for a moment, but nah. I guess youcould consider http://pastebin.com/1qPxGVPy being a later episode in the same timeline.

>>27471873
>spoiler

It was the initial idea.

>>27482129
No, I'm not Lefty. I gave him some good ideas, and we both liked The Megas, though.

>>27481313
>Though I think it's a shame a lot of contentfags have stopped coming
i still lurk pretty often.

I may return for 200 since I'm relaxing and getting back on the groove

Summary of events this far:
>Anon gets called by Sunset
>meets Sonata and Sour Sweet
>Anon was forced into playing Dungeons and Dragonborns
>though it wasn't the board game
>the magic and monsters were real
>at least they assume it's real
>they get past the gatekeeper and meet Trixie who lost her group
>together they journey to defeat the Dungeon Lord
>they are not aware that the Dungeon Lord is Adagio and her right hand warrior is Aria the Barbarian
>back the the real world, the Dazzlings' adoptive dad-anon worry on how interested the girls are for this supposed game and suspects there is a greater reason

Will I continue?
Maybe.

>>27483126
I'm still interested.

>>27481092
>>27481106
Much as I hate to say it we could always ask Fife if he knows what's up with her.

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>>27483199
Couldn't you just do that via her tumblr?

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GUYS I THINK IM STARTING TO GET THE HOTS FOR SONATA WHAT DO

>>27483287
Fap immediately and often

>>27483199
Fife is busy doing army things.

>>27483294
I TRIED BUT THE FEELING WONT GO AWAY! I DONT WANT TO BE IN LOVE WITH A DUMBASS!

>>27480168
I thought Dazzlequest was dead. Is he still lurking here?

>>27482129
Also, here's a thing you might recognize:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MYWYpI1soF

>>27483464
what a cute kitty

>>27483126
Please do continue

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>>27483495
That's why I said "frequently" nigger.
>>27483622
I bet he's stopped by at least once, but from what it sounds like he's pretty busy with life and gave us the update after some people on his Tumblr told him there was still interest. So let him know you want more or leave a suggestion for the events of the game.

>>27484315
Nice Aria. Source?

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>tfw you will never a qt eldritch abomination

>>27483622
He popped in last thread and said he was resurrecting it.

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"i'm so glad you guys like me for my personality!"

>>27483199

I think she's taking a break from us and focusing on other things. Also from what my eye has caught she's talking to much cooler kids, though I don't know if that's relatively recent or if she's been in contact with them for months.

>>27483633

It so nice to see you're still around, mate! I hope you're doing well. Was the roommate out?

>recognize

It took me a few seconds to recognize it. It sounds like someone else wrote it.

>>27484908

Crap, her tits remind me of a ballsack and I can't unsee it.

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>>27453164
>tfw no freshly pedicured tootsies to blowdry to

Why live

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>>27483464

>It's a sunny afternoon in Equestria
>The belly is full, the roof is fixed, and the sword is hung above the fireplace
>Everything is peaceful
>Bliss is boring
>You are lying on a sheet on the grass outside your secluded home
>You have a hammock, but it's been commandeered by your girls, the pony Dazzlings
>You briefly considered turning the hammock just to see them fall to the ground for a few laughs
>But they were so cute, moving their legs and mouths in theirs sleep as they dreamt
>So instead you left them alone
>You're staring at the blue sky and the occassional cloud or passing pegasus
>Little shits, they go to the bathroom while flying
>The sound of rustling on the grass nearby draws your attention
>You slowly turn your head, too lazy to roll on your feet and prepare to pounce
>It's just Adagio
>She woke up and jumped down from the hammock
>She is yawning and stretching her pony body, trembling slightly as she does
>You smile to yourself and approach the ponygirl with mischievous intent
>Adagio turns her attention to you
>You kneel down in front of her
>"What?" she asks casually
>Your smile changes into a grin
"Boop!"
>You boop her in the nose
>Adagio leans back and raises a hoof
>"Stop it."
>You boop her again
"Boop!"
>"Mmmph!" she replies in annoyance
"Boop! Boop!"
>"Stop it! I'm gonna-!"
>You boop her mercylessly
"Boop!"
>Adagio's eyes cross
>"-*T'Choo!*"
>Adagio sneezes oh so cutely and falls on her rump
>She gives you a priceless confused look for a moment
>You giggle and pull her close to a hug, but she complains and pushes against you with her forehooves
>Adagio frees herself from you and walks away
>She goes back to the hammock and jumps on it, knocking the air out of Sonata and Aria
>You smile and return back to your own lying spot to resume your skygazing

>>27485298
Das cute mang.

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Morning guise, hope everyone is enjoying the holiday weekend.

>>27486270
I work the whole weekend with a double shift tomorrow..

>>27485144
>cooler kids
???

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>>27486270

Holiday how? I'm currently doing some late grocery before going out alone to try to pick up girls. Also

I SAW ADAGIO, YOU GUYS! Her body was normal to elven (like sexyfied EqG) and sporting a delicious flat chest, and her face and poof were EXACTLY like pic related. I wanted to talk to her and get a picture, but she was in a hurry. She shot me a glare for looking at her in sheer disbelief as she and her kid got in her car and left.

>>27486319

Chin up Pierre, at least you have a job. Sucks to hear you have a big workload though.

>>27485144
>Was the roommate out?
No, just asleep. He never leaves.

But yeah, I'm doing fine. I have a better mic now and I got some tips for using audacity from the msa threads on /soc/, so my recordings are better now. Downside is that my weird "t"s are more noticeable, but I'm working on it.

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>>27487125

My rules in gossip are

1) Never ever share things someone has confided in me
2) Never share gossip that will hurt a friend, even indirectly
3) The more unconfirmed a rumour is the more I refrain from sharing it

Because of 3 I don't want to say anything else on the subject.

>>27488215

>He never leaves

Ah, just like my leech brother. He follows me everywhere like a curse.

I didn't notice anything terrible about the ts. Only that sometimes you emphasize them. There's something about your overall tone that I can't put my finger on though. I agree that the old mic was more forgiving though.

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>>27486270
Definitely. Plus I'm off for the following week too.

>>27488709
Oh, the tone thing is because I have a difficult time keeping a consistent voice while slightly drunk. I also kept slipping into my "True Facts About" voice impression towards the end of my sentences.

>>27452920
I hate Wubcake.
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANsfuOaklMo

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>>27482104

And if you knew which country we are you'd know we don't have them.

>>27474681

man if that wasn't so pixelated i'd save that shit

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>>27488895

Carrier has arrived. Foo, foo, foo, foo...

>>27488842

I wish I had something too hillarious to read with a straight face so I could request a vocaroo.

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>>27467652
Good luck my friend
>tfw love dazzlings
>tfw caesar fag but like pillar men anyway
>mfw Pillarlings would probably kill Caesar and bury him underneath a cross-shaped-stone-slab as italian music plays

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Dykeshit bump

>>27490946
I think that artist usually makes Aria futa.

>>27487952
damn milf adagio i bet her ass wasn't as phat tho
>>27488895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXbrbWLqk3I

You know those EqG chibis they're making, I wish they made dazzling / crystal prep versions, it would be nice considering the fact we won't see dazzlings in the fourth movie...

>>27492275
Damn son that's one quality Aria. Source?
>>27492311
Seconded. Those things actually look pretty good compared to the normal EQGs.

>>27492343
Looks like wubcake's style

>>27492343
wubcake doodle she did recently. gave me permission to post it here

>>27492360
>>27492371
Oh that's neat. Thanks.

What's your take of the slow, tender, and affectionate thing?

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>>27493027
It's nice to go that path for affectionate grinding/sexual cuddles, thigh/butt/whatever-the-fuck jobs, mutual masturbation and other foreplay or afterglow stuff. Helps get into the mood in the beginning, take a short breather, soak in & appreciate what's going on some more at some periods in between (also helps to edge yourselves), and after sex to unwind/relax, get comfy and just enjoy being with each other.
There's also doing it agonizingly (but pleasurably) slow for a majority of or the whole time. Further appreciate what's she's got going on 4you and get a picture of everything she is inside and outside.

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>>27491557

I didn't get a good look on her hips. Sorry bro. Also I hit on a couple girls tonight. It didn't go bad, but I'm looking for a lay rather than a relationship. Plus I passed up on a few lookers on the way home. So I guess tonight counts as a failure.

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>>27493027

"Hello, children!"
>"Hi, Chef."
"What's troubling my little crackers?"
>"Chef, how do we start a gangbang?"
"Say that again?"
>"You see, there's these new girls calling themselves sirens in class."
"Okay."
>"You see, every boy wants them and they seem to like boys, but they don't pick anyone in particular. They just lead everyone on. We asked Mr. Garisson about it and he said that this will either end in tears or a gangbang."
"Look, why don't I sing you kids a song? I think it'll explain everything."
>Music starts playing from out of nowhere
"Babeh...I ain't no sailor. I'm just a Chef. But I want to find refuge in your port. Oooohhh woman! I'm gonna make love to you tonight. Make slow, tender and affectionate love to you tonight, babeh! Like lava...I'm gonna explode and cover you in hot lova."
>"Chef!"
"Wait, what? What were we talking about?"

I'm binge-watching the first seasons. I've been meaning to write a South Park green ever since I played The Stick of Truth, but so far I haven't come up with anything spectacular enough to destroy at least part of the town. The story wouldn't follow the (depowered, age-regressed) Dazzlings as much as the rest of the people and how the presence of the Dazzlings affects them. The school's boys would go crazy with confusing desire, the girls would get pissed and jealous, and the adults would misinterpret things and cause concerned parent havoc. Also Cartman would fall in love with Adagio because she looks like a giant, walking Chesse Puff.

Good morning everyone, I'm off to bed.

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>>27494085
Oh my god, why was this so easy to find?

>>27493345
>>27493816
Take me...
neck anatomy fubar aside, in that first one