Boss one: Nightmare Moon
>Nightmare Moon's returned and has captured every threat to her rule such as the mane six and the princesses.
>She is now ready to claim all of Equestria, but there is one hero left who can stop her, you, Anon the Summoner.
>Why a summoner?
>Because your not gonna let your ass get handed to you, let the poor saps you summon do that for you.
Nightmare Moon has 100 HP and you must summon heroes to drop it down to zero. You summon a hero when you post a pic of them and describe how they attack her. Damage is decided by gets, but rather you get a get or not I will provide a short green about how their attack goes.
If no get then hero is kill, and no damage is done.
Dubs is five damage.
Trips is fifteen damage.
Quads is thirty damage.
Quints is half whatever the health is.
Sexts is instant win.
The hero that beats the boss is made mega sex god of all memes and forever remembered by Anons everywhere.
>"Oh, it's the hairless ape."
>Nightmare Moon grins as she leers down at you from her throne.
>"Here to give up peacefully and become my pet?"
>You remain silent as you charge the spell to summon your first hero.
>"Or maybe you're actually crazy enough to try and fight me?"
>Laughing at her own joke she doesn't notice you let go of your magic, summoning-!"
Who do you summon first?
Praises the sun!
I summon Bowser, Lord of the Koopas!
Stab the fucker.
>>27449285
>Brilliant!
>What better hero to defeat the demon of night than the worrier of Day?!
>Nightmare Moon gets ready to fight after getting over her surprise of the sudden new combatant.
>The knight of light looks to ready his weapon and shield, and than drops them both and raises his arms up in the air as he puts his legs together.
>"PRAISE THE SUN!"
>A tumble weed says hell naw, that shit is wack and gets the fuck out of dodge as Nightmare Moon laughs again and blasts the hero away with one magic blast.
Mare-Do-Well does does a kick flip landing perfectly on her eye
She just needs some love!
ANON COMES TO KICK BLACK SNOOTY'S ASS! FUCK SUMMONING, /DIY/!
Summoning my man slam jam to dunk on this bitch
>>27449385
Wait for got pic
Dash
Does this even need an explanation?
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>>27449339
>Pissed off now that your first hero was a bust and the night whorse was laughing even harder at you than before you quickly charge a new summoning spell and release the lord of koopas, BOSWER!
>Peeking an eye out to see who you've summoned now Nightmare looks to actually be scared for a moment before regaining her cool.
>"Hmph, so you can summon creatures of real worth after all, what a surprise."
>Boswer points at the mare.
>"You wanna talk about worth, I can't believe I was called out here to deal with a pretty little pony of all things?!"
>With a grumble Boswer lets out a quick torrent of fire balls to the great ill surprise of Nightmare.
>Dodging as fast as she can Nightmare manages to avoid the great balls of fire, but the flames managed to lick some of her skin and fur.
>Turning to you Boswer gives you an unamused look.
>"Alright greeny, I did something, I'm out of here."
>And with a poof of smoke Bowser is gone, but he did do some damage to Nightmare, so you quickly charge your next summoning spell as she gets ready to shoot a bolt of magic at you.
Five damage done, 95/100
Go to your roompsychological attack
>>27449424
Balls yeah. First blood.
>Uses investigation skills
Looks like she's gonna be run over.
Who better?
Second hoof smoking attack desu
Offer her a burger..Its posioned
dance off.
gun
Time for some ninja shit.
Cute attack.
>>27449470
Kamakazi
remove kebab horse
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>>27449400
>Pouring as much of your energy into this next spell you summon a small crowed of heroes this time.
>With a huge ass grin you are please as peaches that-
>Oh.
>The magic bolt Nightmare shot killed all of them.
>And the blast sent a small chunk of brick at your head, nearly knocking you out.
>FUUUUU-wait.
>A streak of rainbow colors shoots through the smoke and before Nightmare knows what's happening she gets a square kick to the face as Rainbow Dash turns around and lands next to you.
"AWWW YEAH, thanks Anon for getting me out of that prison cell, now let's kick some flan-"
>And like that she's gone.
>The amount of magic you used to summon all those heroes at once meant it didn't last as long, sending Dash right back to prison.
>Sighing you take advantage of Nighmare's recovering state to get another spell going.
Five damage done, 90/100
>>27449488
>>27449433
2 dubs in a row? Can we go for a head butt?
Rider kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yif4X9ZtUaw
>>27449520
Roll for this katana faggot
CHOMP
>>27449520
Duo of neckbeards
>>27449540
Reroll
Paddling time.
should rerolls be allowed? Give other people a chance to play
Skreeeeonk!!!
I CAST FIST!
rolling for scoots to scratch her
>>27449555
oh thats gonna be a goody
>>27449547
>rerolling
thats not how D&D works.
summoning ember, lord of dragons.
"Fuck you"
>>27449555
now thats gonna be a goody
>>27449565
>>27449567
Wow guys
Tracy do the stabby stab
I WANNA CAST MAGIK MISSYLE
Trips and falls and causes a chain reaction that accidentally does damage.
>>27449586
Kek I cast mysides
Figure this out yourself. Name is Whacka.
>rape
>>27449433
>Deciding to focus you magic into a single, more potent hero you charge and reach out through time and space to grab the being you know could do something to Nightmare.
>Speaking of, Nightmare is now outright FURIOUS as she rubs her cheek, eyes glowing with pure magic.
>Crap, better hurry up and summon her!
>"THAT IS ENOUGH WITH THE GAMES!" Nightmare bellows in the Canterlot voice.
>Charging her own magic into her horn she launches at you burning through the air.
>SHIT SHIT SHI-
>Just before she can skewer you you finish your spell and summon the greatest enemy anyone could ever face, HER MOM!
>Nightmare freezes in place as Faust bursts into the throne room with a flurry of light.
>"AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOUNG MARE?!"
>"YOU SUMMONED MY MOTHER?!"
>Faust stomps forward and glares down at her daughter.
>"Your not changing the subject little one! Whats with the black fur and the fangs?"
>The larger mare gasps.
>"Luna are you going GOTH?!"
>Nightmare cowers as she is mentally assaulted.
>"Please mother, I-"
>"Don't you "mother" me missy! You are in so much troub-!"
>POOF
>Left in the wake of the motherly alicorn is a shivering Nightmare.
>Taking the advantage you work on your next summoning spell.
Five damage done, 85/100
>>27449610
I SUMMON THE NAKED FIGHTING GUY
I summon a rock tyoe Pokémon!
>>27449610
>"Luna are you going GOTH?!"
Shoot i already casted my sides
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
R'AMEN!
>>27449643
Show her my porn!
How about we do some real damage?
>>27449663
fuck, one reroll and that's it
I summon Rick from accounting.
Good luck with this.
Use bone attack as we are a skeleton
I SUMMON M249
>>27449688
We could have been a skeleon! But instead we offer her a cookie. A FREAKING COOKIE
Heads or tails?
>>27449555
15 damage paddlin baby
>>27449707
Tails.. for annihilation
>>27449688
This is going to be just as good as the paddling.
WAY DOOOOOOWN
BELOW THE OCEAN
>>27449759
Dis rara's hair
TOGURO SMASH
Bring out the man-taur.
I play Dark Magician is attack mode.
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>>27449610
>Nightmare is left recharging for a while after that last one, so you take your time and charge your magic for one of the largest scale summonings you've ever done.
>With a large pulse of magic that nearly breaks the windows you bring forth an entire mob of hero to fight for you.
>You pump your fist as you see you've managed to summon some fine heroes this go round, like Kamen Rider, Hades from Hercules, some detective dude, Optimums Prime and a dinosaur, some of the mane six, Spike with a fucking sniper rifle, and that's just who you could see immediately off the bat.
>Yup, you have got this in the bag.
>"My mother..."
>Huh?
>Nightmare had her head down.
>"Of all the things you could have done..."
>Just grinning you gesture for the gang to get ready to fight.
>"You go and summon..."
>The guys get in a fighting position and are posed to attack.
>Then Nightmare fling herself into the air and let's loose a wave of magic that shakes the walls and breaks the windows, her mane and tail now a black fire that absorbed light rather than create it.
>"-MY MOTHER?!"
>She unleashes an unholy blast of magic, that blinds you with it's intensity.
>You hear many voices scream out in agony, than there is silence.
>When the light fades and your vision clears you see Nightmare back on the ground breathing havily.
>In front of her is a great big pile of ash, a guy you vaguely remembered as the paddle guy for the Simpsons and Derpy in a model rocket and wearing a strainer.
>Wut.
Continued in next post.
>>27449795
pre-emptive strike?
Erase Time.I didnt want to be the guy to break the Continued in next post
>>27449795
>"Come on Jasper, it's fighting time!"
>"Yup, time for a paddlin'."
>And then somehow Derpy gets the FAKE rocket to fly and with Jasper holding by one arm they go in to attack the still tired Nightmare.
>Ducking and out multiple times Derpy gets in close enough for Jasper to smack Nightmare with his paddle.
>After they knock her around for a bit Derpy fly's the rocket up high above nightmare.
>"KAMIKAZI!"
>The pair yell crazily as they go to ram Nightmare.
>Just as their about to hit *POOF* their gone.
>Now your standing there with what used to be one of the greatest groups of heroes ever assembled turned to ash and a some what bloody Nightmare Moon.
>Fuck it.
>What ever just happened it worked and shes hurt, summon another hero and try to get this over with.
Twenty damage done, 65/100
Use feel on Luna
I summon Eugene Krabs
He attacks Luna with his huge Krusty Krab Cock
Summons Uncaring Celestia.. She just sits there to annoy Nightmarepsychological attack
I summon METAL GEAR RAY
With Fluttersy-themed paintjob
Special Ed Celestia
I summon skeltal
thank mr skeltal
Donald, out of nowhere, with a cockslap attack.
SUMMON milk
I summon Bill.
Go geralt
I summon the potion wizard. Dewritos will surely have some effect.
I summon a Zimbabwe
Femtirek
Dandy go
Isaac Newton will prove to her that she is not the center of the universe. Psychological attack.
I summon The Echman
Fight evil with a greater evil
Summon Gamer Luna. Attack with the might of a weeb
Demon Mouse.
Let's see how she fares against THIS!
>hacks Luna's router
>>27449943
>>27449945
YOU HACKED THE WRONG ROUTER
Chris Hansen go
>>27449956
kek
Gaius save us
dumb frogposter
>>27449944
REALLY?!
FUCK EVERYTHING
ANGRY MARINE SQUAD
SUMMON THE EMPEOR
summons b8
Yeb! will save us!
>>27449988
do double dubs count as 10 damage
Summon the boss reqruits luna
>>27449995
If so, I'd be more worried about what >>27449944 will do.
Fucks Luna
>>27450000
DROPPED
>>27450000
You fucked up.
>>27450000
Question.
Can we maybe qualify this as a rebump for >>27449944, since that seemed to be the idea?
Maybe?
at this rate we wont be able to beat her
we need more gets
>>27450000
ya just had to go and waste quads.
Big guns now.
>>27450027
Git
>>27450027
We need to do things more appropriately with our gets
Summon the batter to purify
>>27450027
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>>27449788
>Switching up tactics you charge up several smaller summon spells and summon one hero at a time rapid fire.
>First you get near naked guy who runs doing round house kicks at Nightmare who even as she's recovering from the last attack vaporizes the guy with one quick bolt.
>Then you get a mare that suspiciously looks like Applejack that keeps screaming "GEODUDE" and tries to use the move earthquake by smacking the ground with her head, knocking herself out.
>Next is A GIANT BEHEMOTH MONSTROSITY, that screams and runs away from Nightmare like a elephant from a mouse.
>After that you get Lyra, who just sits there and eats nuggies, the lazy asshole.
>Then you get the flying Spaghetti Monster, which Lyra also eats, the asshole.
>Then a neet that just keeps masturbating, perfect Cell who ends up firing one lazor the bounces around the room and hits him, and an accountant that wets himself and passes out.
>Nightmare is now up and ready to fight again as you try one more summon.
>Before you stands...Yugi Moto with a Dark Magician card in one hand, a M249 in the other, and an oreo in his mouth.
"WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING SUMMONS?!"
>As you wonder where you went wrong in your magic lessons Yugi eats the oreo to power his own magic so that he can summon a monster of his own, the Dark Magician!
>"So you compensate for your lack of magical ability by summoning a true wizard? How pathetic!"
>"Dark Magician, bombard her with magic missile while I shoot at her!"
>Yugi drops to the ground and opens fire as Dark Magician floats higher into the air and begins to fire balls of dark energy.
>Knowing of their deadly impacts Nightmare brunts the magic missiles as she dodges the bullets as best as she can, the flying bits of metal still able to clip her here and there.
sexy black knight please help
>>27450041
NMM, you have already taken damage.
Consecutive normal punches
>>27450051
>>27450041
>>27450060
shits webs
>>27450045
>Yugi eats the oreo to power his own magic so that he can summon a monster of his own, the Dark Magician!
>Using the oreo as a tribute.
Ill be the white-sided knight by the end of this
Remind her of home
>>27450055oh my god I hit[/spioler]
>>27450045
>When at last the magic of the summon runs out and the duo disappear Nightmare looks to be completely haggard, blood dripping from fresh wounds and her movement slow and heavy.
>Having made peace with the fact that your magic was weird as fuck you get ready for the next round of summons, you know Nightmare can't have much left in her now.
Fifteen damage done, 50/100
>>27450045
shit mang summoner anon is just like demongo
>>27450077
Such waste. Here is the pic I wanted with that:
slams sledgehammer on a crab
Animal engages in fuck-uppery.
I summon the Don.
He'll build a wall to protect our allies from NMM attacks.
>>27450081
I know it's stupid summoning this guy,but at least I'm not a Luna-tic.
sweaty obama revokes lunas healthcare
go generic holy knight
hit her with your sword
>makes america great again
Summon hitler and have him call her hitler.
acrid go spit acid at her
Billy Mays will convince her to buy damage for herself.
>>27450109
>resummons krebs
>beats luna with krusty krab cock
Summon surrender monkey.
silencer drain her magic
I summon honey badger. He fucks shit up
>>27450000
Wasted quads
Now she will get +30 HP instead of damage
Way to go
Scruffy uses ban
>>27450123
>0123
Id think that was quints if i wasnt looking
shitty gets
>wows luna
>>27450135
you had one job brain, and ya fucked up
>>27450140
Looking for this?
Spah
Sandstorm Varracht puts some bullets in her
Solaire comes back with help to attack
I summon the edgiest of edges and slice her up
>smokes weed with luna
Summons Autismo and she inflicts cringe damage
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER
GOD DAMMIT WHERE ARE ALL THE GETS
>SUMMONS A GIANT FUCKING FIST AND STRAIGHT UP PUNCHES HER
>>27450177
dear god. have mercy on us.
>>27450081
What a shit quest, there's no risk of even losing.
>>27450177
I was going to say off by one but you desire it
Shoot bullets at Nightmare give her hell
>>27450117
Duo with a steamroller out of fucking nowhere!
Ok, that's it. Pulling out the bug guns. The very big guns.
Lewd attack!!
>>27449922
>As you charge you next spell you are suddenly hit by a bolt of magic.
>"ENOUGH!"
>As you slide on your back you see Nightmare is standing with another bolt ready to fire.
>Looks like shes not going to give you a chance to summon if she can help, you'll have to make what ever summons you can make count.
If a post doesn't have a get then it will now be ignored to save time.
>Scrambling up you run and charge at the same time, doing your best to avoid her attacks as you focus on getting a decent hero.
>When you think you've got it you turn around release the spell.
>Between you and Nightmare a burst of light comes forth, briefly taking on the shape of Zimbabwe, then condenses into a generic looking pony.
>Not taking a chance Nightmare is about to attack the mare, but before her mind could catch up the mare soundlessly appeared right in her face, slapped her hard across the face three times, and with another Zimbabwe shaped flash of light is gone.
>The sudden attack sends Nightmare flying into a wall, leaving you to wonder what the fuck Zimbabwe and that mare had to do with each other.
Three dubs, three attacks, fifteen damage done, 35/100
THE POWER OF SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST COMPELS YOU
>>27450189
but there is a risk of losing. if we hit image limit before we kill her.
she's gonna get soul sucked
Who needs dubs
WITH LEGS LIKE THEEESE
>>27450177
This is going to be good.
ITS
OVER
Invoker is gonna shower her that he is truly the greatest mage
SHOO-BE-DOO
SHOOB-SHOO-BE-DO
Elf go do whatever elfs do
Summon Sea KingSo many misses
We suck
Summoning IT'S FUCKING FROZEN.
BRING IT ON, BITCH!
Spirit gun the hoers
Rip and Tear doomguy
I SUMMON FLUTTER BUTTER..
She asks nightmare to tuck her in and refuses to poof until other wise
Pony Reference, attack!
>>27450265
roll for this
Summon moot
He laughs at Nightmare
>>27450288
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Alright, Sombra. Here's your second chance. Go.
eh, one more shot then bed, hope itsinks in
>>27450293
Way to fuck it up, Sombra.
You're being replaced with demonic g3 pony
I don't even know anymore.
Go pickle go.
NMM somehow made his daughter cry
>>27450197
>>27449944
>Whatever, you charge your next summon as Nightmare tries to pull herself out of the wall.
>As your charging it you feel a sudden dread spread through out your body from the ball of magic that is your summon spell.
>You don't know why, but your suddenly feel hesitant to finish the summon as chill keep going down your spine.
>But your forced to let it loose as Nightmare breaks free and charges at you.
>OH GOD YOU WISH YOU HAD JUST LET HER KILL YOU.
>Standing like a wall between you and Nightmare is a...TRUE NIGHTMARE of a mouse costume. It was obese and wore overalls, with dead, un-moving face that still somehow managed to pierce right into Nightmare's soul.
>Then it began to move.
>"WELL HEY THERE PRETTY PONY, IS TODAY YOUR BIRTHDAY?"
>Nightmare was backed up against a wall breathing erratically.
>"FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY!!!"
>The mouse monster approaches the poor mare, it's movements slow and robotic, yet you could bones cracking as it moved.
>"THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SCARED, I'M JUST HERE TO HELP BRING THE FUN FUN FUN."
>It now stood above Nightmare who was curled up in the fetal position on the ground.
>"I'm sorry mommy, I'll be a good pony from now on, please come back!"
>It leans down close enough to Nightmare for her to smell the mucus, blood, and vomit as it reached out to her, it's pupils glowing a deep, burning red.
>"READY FOR FUN TIMES?"
>POOF
>You let out a breath.
>At last you had brought enough feeling back into your cold body to break the spell early and and get rid of that thing.
>Looking at the shivering mess that was that was Nightmare you honestly felt bad for her now, but you had a job to do.
>With lack luster movements you work on another, weaker summon.
Triple dubs, high mental torment, fifteen damage done, 20/100
ive never seen so many failed gets all in one place.
>>27450309
Did it wrong.
ATTACK SHIT PICKLE
motherfucking patrick star
I'm gonna fight them off
now the finish moove
>>27449254
TEIM FOR A STOMPIN'
We dont need to roll anymore moot or above kills her
>>27450311
Harry's pickaxe needs no introduction. Especially with having Bruce Campbell for a voice.
>>27450322
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
is it time?
The entire german army
NOW RAIDER, BRING HER DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
[SPOILER]WOULD BE A GREAT FINISH BUT OF COURSE I'M GONNA FUCKING MISS[/SPOILER]
>>27450311
Why do i feel the mouse had the crits from the supper roll if he had touched Nightmare
5 Knuckle Shuffle
>>27450344
this is gonna kill her, please make it a gangbang op
>>27450348okay this thing doesn't work with caps
>>27450348
nice caps.
>>27450288
pretty sure since NMM has 20 hp moots the one who deals the finishing blow
>>27450357
Then i choose the rapist red army
Summoning Caped Baldy.
>>27450387
Fuck.
>>27450395
Dont worry he still does some damage >>27450055 not much though
>>27450332
How about a redux?
>>27449988
>Releasing the spell you look to see what weak hero would-OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
>The mare is a bloody crying mess and the hero you summon next are FUCKING ANGRY MARINES WITH A MARIN CANON?!
>Acting quickly you run up to them.
"Hey guys, I know I summoned you here to fight, but you see she's-"
>BOOM
>Annnd a marine already shot himself out of the canon at her.
>He hit her directly and blasted them both through the wall, leaving a big ass hole.
>Sighing you go to check out the body when the marine is sent hurdling back, smashing into the canon and blowing it up.
>Surprised you look through the hole to see Nightmare, bloody as ever, wings both broken, one eye swelled shut, an obvious limp in two legs, and gashes galore.
>"I may be weak, but after that...BEAST little soldiers would not be anything to me, regardless of how great their anger was."
>Her voice was thin and raspy.
>You knew you had to finish her ff, but...
>Maybe you could spare her?
>Not let her go, but at least take her in rather than just out right killing her.
>You don't know, you just felt bad for how easily she was beaten, and how hard she was beaten.
>Fuck it, your next summon would decide for you, let them choose to let her live or not.
Three triple dubs in a row, good gets guys. Fifteen damage is done, 5/100.
The next summon is the last one, no matter who it is they win, the choice now yours. Who ever I see get the first dubs or higher after this post decides rather she lives or dies, just right save or kill next to your summon choice.
Let the finale summon begin.
Summoning the british 1815 army
>>27450407
Forgot pic
>>27450288
Moot must finish this
>>27450406
Once more, gotta give her a good sendoff.>>27450332
He'll probably still kill her, but oh well.
Moot must save
>>27450406
let her live
>>27450406
Kill her.
>>27450422
Close, but a picture is mandatory.
>>27450428
SHIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PIC OF MOOT wait
save
>>27450406
You spare her, then fuck her
>>27450406
save
>>27450434
off by one Shit
Death
Take a guess
Fuck, then kill
>>27450438
This
Summon Feels to finally get a gf
GUYS COME ON
DO SOMETHING ALREADY
>>27450406
Come on guys, you were hitting dubs like a mother fucker before, where'd that mojo go?
>>27450406
Save her. It's rude hitting a woman, you know.Except he came from the rice fields, motherfucker.
Summon derpy to turn her good and save
>>27450406
How about we save her, heal her, have a dinner together and play video games all night
larson to save the day.
>>27450406
save
>>27450480
I had it but I didnt have a pic, so shit
KILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JvX03f8cLM
can luna stop herself?
>>27450458
RE
ROLL
>>27450406
Consensualcuddling
>>27450485
Seconding.
>>27450509
Sure, if she get the get.
Biglestia smothers her with her tiddies.
>>27450406
Spare and fuck.
>>27450511
>rerolling
ijut.
give her feels.
>>27450511
YOU NEED A PIC
>>27450511
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>27450511
>>27450458
WINRAR
WAIT WHAT IF WE HIT THE LIMIT WITHOUT A SINGLE DUB
WHAT THENhugs?
>>27450522
WINRAR
>>27450522
Sir, you have appeared to have won, but feels is not saving or killing so not really.
>>27450515
Seconding this seconding.
>>27450512
>>27450522
This
>>27450522
Actually had a pic in his.
>>27450527
fuck
too late
fucking slow ass capcha
>>27450532
she cant feel is shes dead, friend.
>>27450527
Then I choose. Have we already hit the limit?
>>27450543
he got the bigger dubs so the feels dude wins
just confused on how thats gonna work
Loved into submission by Fluttershy
>>27450546
Limit is 500 posts.
>>27450406
save
Kill
>>27450555
damn it mama faust why
come on guys, we're already saving her.
with feels.
>>27450555
And x goes the thread.
>>27450564
nope, >>27450555 got the bigger roll
>>27450555
GOOD FUCKING JESUS WHAT
>>27450555
NO MERCY FOR GOTHS!
>>27450564
Shes about to know that feel when she dies
>>27450555
She wins, has a pic, trips, and a clear command. But when it come to ones life I do like to give a grace period. If someone can get quints before I finish the green then you can still save her, but don't think I'm going slow or some shit like that, you have until I'm done writing to pull it off.
Writing green now.
Waiting for the final green and then gonna go play some Quake
>>27450406
sabin will save her
>>27450555
>>27450555
so hows faust gonna do it?
sender her to bedwith no dessert
>>27450579
All fair, especially with trips, but I got a question.
Had that not happened, who would've got it? You said first dubs, and never mentioned any rule about it having to be the pic for the roll. That implies you can reroll, but these anons are saying otherwise. What would you say, writefriend?
This what happens when my moot doesnt win.
>>27450590
Oh give it up, we can't even get dubs when we need them.
She's fucking dead.
>>27450579
quints are forever away. this is the future you chose when you denied good feels.
Save
>>27450600
It's the rule I set at the start of the thread.
Save for win
>>27450555
>>27450422
I am the roller of both, You should have let me stay with my moot OP.
>>27450611
...So, you can reroll? Alright.
Quints for save
I NEED A HERO
> save
>>27450621
>621
>Lewd numbers
But no you cant otherwise my Moot answer would have been ok
I just can't get quints. Here's one last roll for the road.
>>27450622
it's over 5000 posts away.
>>27450628
But he didn't say which one was okay at all, the faust trips just kind of rendered the whole thingmoot
>>27450532 would be the only response to the dubs, and it says that that roll of the feels face to the reroll of the shrek won, but he said save or kill had to be it and feels didn't count, not the roll. In fact, the moot dubs had no picture but wasn't a reroll either because of the lack of a backlink, so if anything, that one didn't count
[PATIENCE INTENSIFIES]
>>27450634
quints is 4 numbers anon. theyre about 470 posts away. 1111
Kill the bitch
>>27450658
>quints is four numbers
>>27450658
Quads, anon
>also save
>>27450666
if only you posted a pic with it
>>27450666
thanks satan.
>>27450666
Thats dangerously close.. Your going to make me work for my kill arent you? Now Im going to have to enter this race
>>27450666
Here's pic
>>27450676
Wasn't quints anon, and probably won't get them
>>27450406
>>27450555
>>27450579
>You have the spell charged.
>Releasing it you find that once again Faust is with you, but now she is wearing some strange yet beautiful outfit.
>She pays you no mind as she walks slowly over to Nightmare Moon.
>Nightmare for her part just stares at the older alicorn, no fear in her as before at the sight of her mother.
>Faust has a soft smile upon her face.
>"Oh you silly filly, will you ever learn?"
>"You were summoned to finish me off, so please don't patronize me on my death bed."
>Nightmare lays down, her body no longer able to deal with the now monumental task of standing,
>Laying next to her Faust puts a wing over the mare.
>"I'm sorry, but I never really got raise you. You came along in a time I had already long passed, so please forgive me if I treat you to much like a foal."
>Nightmare remains quiet for a moment before she turns to her mother, eyes blurry with tears.
>"Is...is it true that those who lived their lives in hatred and other such evil ways will have their spirits linger in Tartarus for the rest of eternity?"
>Faust leaned down and nuzzled the weeping mare.
>"Yes...but there is a place for those who are truly willing to change."
>Nightmare looked up at the older mare with such a mix of emotions that it forced you to look away.
>You have no idea how either of them are feeling in whole right now, but you don't think it's that hard to imagine that's it's absolutely heart destroying.
>Pulling away Faust looked Nightmare in the eyes.
>"It's time to go."
>Slowly Nightmare nodded.
>With that Faust lit her horn and her aura engulfed the two.
>Faust began to disappear as Nightmare laid her head down.
>And then you saw Nighmares soul lift from her body, disappearing like Faust's had.
After a moment the aura fades and you're left with the body of Nightmare Moon.
>You had a lot of things to do, free all the captives, explain what happened, try not to get killed by Celestia.
Nice try desu
>>27450678
there's been some rule bending before
>>27450679
need dat epilogue now
>>27450682
>bending rules to fit your rolls
i shiggy diggy, but he posted already anyways
Ive been looking for it but anyone have a cap of that thread where Faust was killing all of her creations.
>>27450679
This feels empty to me anyway, like playing a game with cheats on, there was never a chance of losing.
>>27450679
well thanks for the fun thread OP.
>>27450690
Nvm found it
>>27450679
I tried to stop this, but it needed to happen. Such beauty, such emotion. We all needed this.
>>27450679
>But first, you take a moment of silence for Nightmare Moon, the mare born of jealousy that found a strange kind of peace in the end.
And that's that. Faust is now mega sex god of all memes and will forever be remembered by Anons everywhere.
Any questions before I go?
>>27450700
Will you do another thread like this?
>>27450692
It's about the story that gets made on the way and who get's the finishing blow.
Someone want to cap the thread before it dies?
>>27450704
Not too soon, but definitely yeah.
>>27450700
Do you have a name?
>>27450713
AnAnonymousAnon, I've been using since the start of the thread.
>>27450719
HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THE TRIP
Not that anon btw
>>27450719
Must be my tired state. All the green just mixes into a blur.
Any last questions before I fuck off?
>>27450733
whats your favorite type of porn tags?
>>27450733
Would you make the cap?
Im really lazy so i just saved whole web page to do it later if you dont however.
>>27450733
I don't. But, I want os say goodbye. Bye, OP. You weren't a faggot. You were a cool guy.
>>27450745
A lesson to be learned, OP IS ALWAYS FAGOT, natural law of the universe.
I'm out babies.
>>27450752
>OP IS ALWAYS FAGOT
OP knows the truth fun ride though, Kill ya guys later
You really think this game was over, didn't you Anons?
You know the rules, now with 150 HP.
>>27450786
Fuck off
>>27450786
Here, summoning a Russian legend
>>27450806
>Super effective.
>It CRITs.
>Discord fucks off
>>27449254
Obama ruins everything, I'm sure he can ruin royalty.
>>27450311
Please, someone cap this. Just for this post.