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Vampony CYOA #22.5

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You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. Mango fled her home of Las Pegasus for Ponyville to escape both Fang and a bounty her actions had brought upon her. She also joins the Adventurer's Guild in Ponyville, looking for a source of income.
Due to one Zebra finding her secret, Mango is blackmailed by Princess Twilight to investigate evidence of Vampires in Canterlot. She meets a group of them there, calling themselves the “Council.” Mango befriends some of them, but this is strained when she confesses working for the royalty. While there she does a job for the Guild and finds some valuable loot, including an enchanted necklace.
Her mission complete, if not done quite the way the Princess wanted, Mango returns to Ponyville and meets up with Crimson Sash, a Pony she met while working as an Adventurer. The pair ends up falling into a dungeon filled with ancient undead vampire hunters, but escape narrowly.
Thanks to Mintster for the short notice art.
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>Last thread were in the middle of helping Twilight get a potion to let her come to Canterlot with you. Which unfortunately meant dealing with Zecora. She told you that she needed Parasprite wings and the horn of a Chimera.
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"Wait, can she still do magic if she's transformed?"
>Zecora explains that, while twilight will retain her full power in the transformed state, she will be limited to magics that the new form is capable of.
>So she won't be able to cast unicorn spells as an Earth pony, but would be able to do Earth pony nature magic.
"Is it limited to ponies? What would happen if I used squirrel hair?"
>Zecora says that it's limited to creatures that have speech. Griffons, Zebras and dragons among others can all be transformed into, but not simple animals.
"Well where can I get a Chimera horn? And Parasprite wings?"
"The Chimera stalks most forests at night, and the Everfree is plagued with Parasprites."
>You tell Zecora that you'll get what she needs.
>It would be perfect if you could get a stallion's hair. You bey Twiggy's reaction would be hilarious.
>But first, you should probably get those other ingredients. The parasprites sound easy enough, though facing a chimera sounds bad.
>You're not even sure what one of those looks like...
>You ask the Zebra what Chimeras are, exactly.
>The zebra explains that they're creatures made of three parts, each with a head. Goat, Cat and Snake. The horn she needs should be on the Goat part.
>She also warns that they creature doesn't normally sleep. The heads take turns. The cat head is usually the aggressive one, and if it can be defeated the others can be easily pacified with gifts or favors.
>The goat heads typically have a taste for exotic cheeses.
>But other than that, they're just an animal. They bleed like any other. Ranged weapons would keep you out of harm's way.
>input action
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>>27447271
Good thing we're packing heat.

Let's take out our shotgun and get hunting.
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>>27447271
we should ask zecora about the ichor
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>>27447320
>>27447453
>You pull out your shotgun and load a buckshot shell for the Chimera, and some birdshot for the Parasprite.
"Hey, Zecora, you know anything about ichor?"
>Pulling out the bottle, you show it to her.
>She opens the bottle and sniffs at it, her muzzle scrunching at the smell.
>"I know nothing of this brew, but I can tell it cannot be good for you."
>"It reeks of pony organs and gore, I must warn you to not drink this anymore."
>She pushes the cork back in deep, and hands it back, looking disgusted.
>input action
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>>27447559
Looks the hunters were crazy, even before the golem zombie thing.

Speaking of which, let's go hunting now.
We should find the Parasprites first because it's easiest.
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>>27447559
>Smells of organs and gore
No wonder it smells divine to us.
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>>27447699
>No wonder it smells divine to us.
I probably don't need to say it, but let's not say that out loud.
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>>27447689
>>27447699
>>27447795
>While you suppose that makes sense, you question the sanity of those hunter-knights even more.
>Still, you didn't suffer any ill effects from the ichor, so you're not so sure you'll listen to Zecora.

>You exit the hut and begin your search.
>You stalk for some time under the canopy, looking for any signs of either creature. >Eventually, though, you come to a clearing with a small pond.
>You see a few of the ball shaped insects on a large frond over the water, but the pond has other visitors.
>you see a large cat like beast with wings like your own, and a vicious looking tail.
>Several birds also dot the shoreline, though they maintain a healthy distance from the large creature.
>input action
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>>27447978
>a large cat like beast
I think that might be our bounty. We should quietly move around and try to see if we can get a better look at it to be sure.
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>>27448058
Your missing "with wings" part, but the parasprite are there.
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>>27448077
I googled Chimeras and some of them had wings and some didn't so I wasn't really sure.
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>>27448119
Zecora talk about the goat head enjoying cheese so we are looking for a Chimera that has a goat head and a tiger head on one body.
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>>27448151
So we should get a better look at it to see if it has all the heads.
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>>27448295
>>27448077
>>27448058
>You creep through the brush around the watering hole to get a batter view.
>The Creature only has one head, maned like a lion, though far courser. It's leathery wings and scorpion like tail tell you that it's almost certainly not a Chimera.
>You grip your shotgun more tightly as it flicks out a claw the size of your foreleg to scratch its head.
>input action
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>>27448347
Oh, Manticore.

Leave that alone.
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>>27448347
I want to grab on of the sprites over the pond but...fuck it. There is a shit ton of these fuckers we can probably find some more during our search.
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>>27448347
We can come back for the parasprite if the creature leave.
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>>27448380
>>27448433
>>27448435
>You decide that you don't want anything to do with this beast, so you begin to creep away.
>As you do you suddenly hear a loud splash, and you whip your head to see a huge Crocodile explode out of the water and chomp into the Manticore.
>The cat-beast stabs it's tail into the huge pond-monster, but can't escape it's fate. It's slowly but surely dragged under.
>It all happens so fast, by the time everything is clear, you're wondering why you didn't run for it.
>There;s no sign of either creatue, except some bubbles from under the murky water.
>input action
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>>27448495
...Wow, nature is beautiful!~

It might be safe to grab a sprite now that the crocodile is fed.
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>>27448495
That was interesting, let get those parasprites.
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>>27448547
>>27448859
>A bit stunned, you go back toward the pond for your parasprite bounty.
>As you slowly walk forward, the insect flutters off the frond, swiveling it's huge eyes as if it heard something.
>input action
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>>27448905
try again.
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>>27448905
Can our Hypnosis work on these things?
We should try to use it on the next one.
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>>27448998
>>27449091
>You stop, and try to move more stealthily, but the insect still looks around wildly.
>The bug zooms off before you can try to get it to look at you. You'd love to test your hypnosis on one of these things.
>There are a few others buzzing over the leaf now, and they don't seem to notice you yet.
>But they do seem perturbed in some way.
>input action
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>>27449210
Turn into smoke and move to a better hiding place.
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>>27449250
This works.
Then we can try to grab another.
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>>27449250
>>27449326
>You mist off to the side, attempting to get a better angle on the big round bugs.
>But when you come out, they're all gone.
>You barely have time to cock your head in confusion when the water explodes with concussive force behind you.
>The Cragodile comes down on your leg, dragging you toward the pond.
>You only have a split second to think of something before the water hits.
>input action
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>>27449477
Use mist, go straight up, allow our wings to take over when we get out.

I don't imagine we'll be able to do it very long, since we just came out of mist.
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>>27449492
This.

>>27449498
We can probably glide away while in the air instead of actually flying.
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>>27449509
>>27449498
>You go back into mist, trying to get as far from the beast as possible.
>You pop out wheezing for air, but the big lizard is left snapping at air.
>Still, using mist like that left you winded, and you glide back down to earth. You leg aches, but it doesn't look like he managed to get a good slice or anything.
>The stares art you malevolently from the water's edge, but doesn't make a move.
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>>27449768
We have no more business here. The sprites are gone anyway.
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>>27449768
Let's just go away and look elsewhere.
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>>27449779
>>27449812
>You decide that letting the Cragadile have it's little pond is probably the best course of action.
>You're still a bit too winded to fly, so you just head in the direction you saw the Parasprites go.

>You march for a while without seeing a thing.
>Getting impatient, you want to fly up, but then you notice that you're just too heavy to fly.
>When you look over your shoulder, you see why.
>Your saddlebags look like squirming masses, stuffed with grapefruits.
>Or rather, grapefruit sized spherical insects.
>The stupid things got themselves caught, though now you're at a loss with what to do with them all.
>input action
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>>27449868
Let's pick on up and see if we can hypnotise it to sleep. If not. Just start ripping wings off and get rid of the rest.
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>>27449884
>You turn as fast as you can, and pounce on your own bags, trying to catch as many as you can, with either violence or magic.
>Unfortunately, they seem a bit more nimble than you thought.
>When you open the bags, most fly out instantly before you can even look at them in the eyes, and in total, you only catch two. You could try to hypnotise the ones left, though you're not sure if that's worth it before you squish them and rip off the wings.
>More distressingly it seems like the bugs ate nearly everything edible within your bags.
>Including your last meatstick.
>input action
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Pausing. Might have time for a morning update, but if not let the thread die.
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>>27450173
Kill them and rip their wings off for revenge!

Take that lesser creatures punishment for eating our snacks!
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>>27450268
Can we have the actual list of what they ate?
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>>27451022
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>>27450173
They might be tasty, no reason just to smoosh them.
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>>27452418
We don't eat bugs.
We're not that kind of bat.
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>>27450268
>>27451208
>>27452593
>The big round bugs smell terrible, you wouldn't even think of eating them.
>Checking your bag, it looks like they got that old box of chocolates that Fang gave you, your last meatstick, and all your aspirin.
>Nothing you really needed, but still.
>You squash the disgusting critters and take the wings, putting the delicate bug parts in one of the pockets of the bag.
>Now to find that Chimera....
>Zecora just said they were in the forest somewhere, but nothing too useful.
>You could scout from the air to stay out of danger, but then it might see you coming.
>input action
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>>27452764
Let keep looking on ground so we can get in a sneak attack.
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>>27452764
Best to stay on the ground if we don't want to be spotted.
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>>27453538
>>27453108
>You keep stalking on the ground, weary about making any noise.
>Eventually the forest becomes slightly less dense, and you start to spot slashes made in the trunks of larger trees.
>You follow these, instinctively, and come to a cave in one of the forest hillsides.
>It appears empty, but the cave goes in fairly deep.
>input action
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It's probably best to let the thread die now. I might get off work early tonight, depending on how my manager feels, and get a short session in. I will have time Friday to run, so at the latest I'll be back then.
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>>27453642
Apparently the bounty we're after hunts at night so I don't think it's in the cave.
We should keep looking around.
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>>27453642
>slashes made in the trunks of larger trees
We should follow these away from the cave to find where the monster went.
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>>27453642
Well we shouldnt go in cave too risky.
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>>27453662
well hope your work's okay
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Pmub
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>>27453683
>>27453775
>You follow the trail back out into the forest, away from the cave.
>The tree marks lead you on one circuitous route, but eventually you start to hear... something.
>It almost sounds like voices, bickering, though from here you can't make out anything.
>If it noticed you, it just doesn't care.
>input action
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>>27458718
I doubt whatever that was saw us
Sneak and try to pinpoint it's location
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>>27458722
This
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>>27458722
>>27459033
>As you creep closer the voices become clear.
>A shrill voice is the first you can make out.
>"-ell, you better decide something quick, becaaause I was working on something back in the cave."
>You poke your face out of a bush to see what's going on.
>You see an odd creature that you really can't quite place. Unlike the Manticore that was clearly some kind of Cat.
>This beast has the weirdest body structure. >But dammingly, it has three heads. A goat that was making the shrill voice, a panther looking head, and a snake head coming from where it's tail should be.
>It's the Chimera! But the snake head is wrapped around a squirming figure.
>The Panther head growls. "Give the morsel to me, now sister. I hunger, and we've caught it. The next step is to eat it!"
>You see the little deer caught in the snake's neck. It's still breathing, at it looks a lot more calm than you'd be in that situation.
>"Don't be ssso hasssty, sssissster. We sssaw the deer looking for sssomething. Why not follow the little thing to even more food."
>The cat's paw takes a swipe at the snake "I'm hungry now, dammit. And we have no clue if it's leading us to more food."
>The deer raises a hoof. "Do I get any say in this?"
>A unanimous deadpan "No" resounds.
>input action
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>>27461009
Shit.
They heard us but haven't spotted us yet,stay hidden if possible
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>>27461020
i don't think it hear us, they are to busy arguing with the soon to be eaten deer. We should think of a way to save him.
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>>27461097
I don't feel like getting in a fight with chimera,not with our leg wound
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>>27461276
We has a shotgun by our side right now.
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>>27461283
You know how experienced with guns we are right?
There's a solid chance we'll miss.
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>>27461020
>>27461097
>>27461276
>You're pretty sure you're well hidden, and even if not, you seem to be far from the center of attention.
>The deer squirms it's way into a bit better position.
>"Well, look, if you're so hungry I don't think eating me will do much good. I'm skin and bones you know."
>He kicks his skinny legs through the air.
>The panther laughs "It will be a start."
>You check your shotgun, it's still loaded with the buck and birdshot. Hopefully it will see your through this, especially if you can get a shot in before the monster notices you.
>But still, you just need the thing's horn. Maybe you don't need to fight it?
>Though you don't think you'll be able to sneak it away...
>And if you wait too much longer, that deer will be dead too.
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>>27461432
Isn't the horn attached to the thing?

I'd say load buckshot and shoot the cat head.
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>>27461432
There's no other way to take horn is there?
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>>27461452
>>27461518
>Unless you can cut through bone stealthily, you can't think of any way to get the horn without a fight.
>The beast does talk. Maybe you could negotiate? Though that would give up your advantage of surprise.
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>>27461534
There's no point in negotiating if we need to kill it for the horn. Let's go in for the sneak attack, and take out the cat head first.
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>>27461534
It does seem to show intelligence but it's probably cunning,so trying to tell it to just give us the horn wouldn't work.
>>27461830
Who said we NEED to kill it? I don't think it was specified.
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>>27461534
Let try and negotiate with it see if we can strike a deal.
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>>27461534
Normally I'd be up for kicking it's ass but this guy seems kinda cool.
Let's make friends with our fellow night predator.
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>>27463203
But be sure not to surprise it so it's lunch doesn't get away.
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>>27463203
>>27462492
You guys don't care about the deer?
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>>27463343
Sorta, I know he is stuck but if we want to free him we need to distract them in a way.
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>>27463343
Everybody has to eat anon.
Who am I to tell nature how to work.

The chimera was hunting and the deer was running around not watching it's surroundings.
Chimera won fair and square, that's nature.
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>>27463343
Why should the chimera starve for the deer that's not fair, when the hunter won?
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>>27463493
>>27463516
Guess we should have let those timber wolves eat Crim then
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>>27463863
I think the context is different because Crim doesn't live in the forest and ponies don't necessarily have a natural predator.
You might be able to say vampires are that but we've been shown they don't even have to kill when feeding off of them after learning how to do it safely and gaining control.Only bad guys like fang or the LE types who think they're above everyone do that.

In this case, things are diffrent. The chimera needs to eat regularly and it needs flesh. It can't just wait for the deer to die and doesn't have the benefit of being able to take a bite out of the deer and letting go on its way to regrow some flesh.
You're ignoring the question should the chimera starve?
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>>27464097
You're assuming that the deer does live in the forest, and that the Chimera is both starving and unable to survive on plants. The goat head part would mean that it is likely an omnivore.
I also bet that there are plenty of nonsapient creatures it could eat.
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>>27464433
>You're assuming that the deer does live in the forest,
You're assuming the opposite.

> assuming the Chimera is starving
I meant it will starve without food eventually, not that it's starveing. But just because it isn't doesn't mean it should have to part with its meal.

>The goat head part would mean that it is likely an omnivore.
The goat head doesn't say anything about what its whole body needs. The omnivore thing requires some research but I don't think it's an omnivore given it has a feline body and only a goat as a head and the three seem to talk as if they share the same tummy.
But we could ask. The deal for the horn could be as easy as taking the thing out to eat. We could take it to a fancy restaurant.

>I also bet that there are plenty of nonsapient creatures it could eat.
You're going to need to define nonsapient here a bit because that varies a lot in this world. And it's hard to say if its case by case or species by species.
Also, you're assuming that nonsapient creatures are a majority prey animals in that forest and in the world.
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>>27464814
>We could take it to a fancy restaurant.
If this is possible I'm voting to date it for shits and giggles. So we can show up to Zecora's place with our Panther Goat Snake boyfriend.
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>>27464879
Girlfriend. It said it was female
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>>27465092
Well, I assumed all the heads had a different gender but one united sex. So one of them could be a dude.

Which make me wonder, are they a whole package or do we only date a single head?
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You guys are edgy as fuck
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>>27462492
>>27463203
>You step out of the shadows, prepared to negotiate.
>Maybe you can help the deer too, or maybe not.
"Hey, don't let me interrupt this little party you guys got going, but..."
>At your arrival the little deer seems elated.
>"Oh, geeze I thought I was a goner. Help me out here, will ya?"
"Look, all I need is a Chimera horn. How that happens is up to you."
>The beat turns to you, the heads taking turns talking.
>"What could I posssibly want from, you pony?"
>"My horn is a precious thing."
>"Unless you're offering yourself as a snack, though that begs the question of how you plan to collect."
>The deer continues to squirm. The beast seems quite ready to end the poor little thing.
>You doubt that you'll have a better chance to help him if you don't now.
>input response.
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>>27466919
Why not try some deception? Say we're going to lead them to a group of daring ponies camping in the woods nearby, walk for a while, when it gets complacent, we give them a few ounces of lead instead?
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>>27466919
I wonder how much it would be affected if we put one of the heads to sleep? Maybe try to put the panther to sleep, point a gun at the goat and tell the tail to drop the deer?
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>>27466919
Try to get all of the heads to look at us so we can use our hypnosis.
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>>27466919
Im a little surprised he can't tell we're undead.
Ask the Chimera it wants to go out for a steak dinner. We can buy.

or this >>27466986
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>>27466985
>>27466986
>>27466998
>Which head should you go for?
You can only do one at a time, and once the monster is hostile, the others will be immune
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>>27466919
Ask the chimera if it wants a fresh cooked steak from a resturant
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>>27467010
The panther.
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>>27467017
This
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>>27467017
Seconding this
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>>27467017
The goats gonna want cheese too if this is what we're doing.
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>>27467026
We should aim for the panther since it seems both the most impulsive and aggressive.
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>>27467110
That was my thought too.
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>>27467107
We can promise cheese with the dinner.
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>>27466998
>>27467026
>>27467033
>>27467087
>You almost put one head to sleep, though then you'd still have two to deal with...
"Hey, how about I buy you a steak dinner, maybe some cheese. You can let that deer go, and give me the horn."
>The monster laughs derisively.
>"Or I could eat both of you, and keep my horn. Seems like the better option to me."
>The goat head groan, "But, sisters, we could get cheese..."
>"No one caresss about cheessse! We eat the deer, then deal with pony."
>The Chimera flashes it's claws and goes to swipe at the deer, helpless while constricted.
>input action.
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>>27467124
Shotgun time.
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>>27467124
Well shit, shoot it in the shoulder that's swiping if we can. We can take to the air if need to defend.
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>>27467124
This is rather disappointing i wanted dinner.

If it happens to still be in the talking/mocking mood just put the cat head to sleep then shoot.
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>>27467179
>>27467159
>>27467246
>You fire the shotgun into the Chimera's shoulder as it comes across.
>You're a bit high on the shot, but several pellets still hit. Still, the resounding sound is enough to startle the snake into letting the deer fall, and while he hits the ground hard, he looks unhurt.
>The three heads snap over to you, glaring.
>The panther's paw digs at the dirt.
>"You owe me dinner now, pony. I'll make sure you pay."
>input action
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>>27467362
You could have had and cheese but you had to piss me off.

Get some distance and aim for the cat head.
I hope we can still turn it into a hat even if it's filled with buckshot.
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>>27467362
I offered you dinner. You didn't take it.
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>>27467362
Shame too. I would have given you dinner if you listened to me. I know this place that sells the most delectable cheese wheels.

Now all you have to blame is this impatient leopard who wouldn't wait ten minutes.
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>>27467469
It would be pretty cool if we could get them fighting each other.
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>>27467484
That was the plan. Get them arguing and they'll be spending that much less effort trying to kill us.
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>>27467427
>>27467436
>>27467469
>>27467484
>>27467493
"I offered you dinner, you didn't take it."
>The panther head growls.
"If you'd taken me up on the offer, you'd be having not only some nice steak, but some of the best cheese wheels I've ever had... see I know this place...
>"Damn it sister, I told you! We shouldn't let her make the decisions."
>"It's my day today! I wanted deer!"
>"You're sssupposssed to choossse what'sss bessst for all of usss. Ssstop being ssso ssselfish sssissster."
>As they bicker, the deer scampers into the bush you had been hiding in.
>You could easily get another shot in while they argue too.
>input action
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>>27467586
Move closer and blast that horn off!
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>>27467647
Zecora gave us the advice to keep some distance so let's not get too close and steady our aim.
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>>27467586
Aim for cat head, it's obviously the best fighter.
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>>27467668
Its a three headed beast,distance is definitely recommended
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>>27468644
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bum
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>>27467586
I'm assuming we can't fire the shotgun in the air, can we?
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>>27470571
I don't see why not. It might make us less accurate though.
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>>27470571
>>27471105
I imagine dealing with the recoil in the air might be hard so I wouldn't recommend it.
But there might be training for how to do it.
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>>27471245
Yea, I was thinking recoil would be a problem.
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>>27471245
We should really go back to the shooting range if we get some free time
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many things need to be done.
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>>27474004
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>>27467647
>>27467680
>You fire again, but the pellets hit the dirt, throwing up a small cloud of dust.
>That got the monster's attention, and it growls back a response.
>"I think we found a good scapegoat, sisters."
>"Hey!"
>"You know what I mean!"
>It begins to charge at you, claws and fangs ready.
>input action
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>>27475035
Oh come on.
We should have at least had advantage on that one. It wasn't moving, we had all the time in the world to aim.
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>>27475035
Shoot again?
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>>27475050
Seriously were not aiming at the ground.

>>27475035
I guess we should fly out of the way and get some distance.
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>>27475050
>>27475074
>>27475088
>You're a bit miffed you missed. It wasn't that far away. Maybe 50 feet. And not even moving.
>You should work on that.
>You would love to shoot a third shot, but your gun only holds two shells.
>And it's hard to reload while dodging a Chimera's charge.
>Your agile movement keeps beast from getting near you, but if you're going to get that horn, you'll need to go back on the offensive.
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>>27475229
I guess we should land with a loaded gun and get ready for the next charge.

We can wait for a bit and shoot at a good moment. I don't think this thing can shrug off buckshot. When we hit them they'll crash.
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>>27475282
If all pellets hit yes it could do some serious damage.
But we're shit shot so unless it was point blank most will miss
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>>27475229
Alright, let's try hovering above it and continue our attempt at negotiating. That it go get a cloud and start pegging it with ice.
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>>27475485
"It" should say "or"
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>>27475468
Well actually mango isn't a bad shot. The dice gods just hate her.
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>>27475485
Aren't we passed the point of negotiating?
I don't think we have much choice but to fight now.
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>>27475282
>>27475485
>>27475584
>You fly up and reload.
>As you finish, the chimera's snake head whips up to get you, but you're able to dodge the strike.
>There are plenty of clouds up here too, if you wanted to go that way...
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>>27447259
>You are Mango, a batpony
>Tons of retarded batmemes
>The MC is a bloodsucking murderer who is best friends with the Mane 6
It's every autist's wet dream to have a snowflake OC like that.
reminder that batfags shoved their autistic batcancer into this CYOA right at the start and rigged the strawpoll to make the MC one of their fanmade batshit
>But it's ok when batfags do it kekekek
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>>27475610
Oh, shit we got clouds its time for an ice shard attack.
This cat is going to get fucked up.
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>>27475610
I'm voting ice shard
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>>27475650
Perfectly accaptable
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have a good night
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>>27476702
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perfectly good bump
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Chimeras are typically fire creatures. I wonder if ice is the best choice here
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Whew lads, your thread is about dead.
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bun
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>>27475650
>>27475660
>>27475684
>You find a nearby cloud and grab it.
>Feeling the cold in your hoof, you slam it hard into the cloud, aiming at the Chimera.
>The shard flies true, hitting the Chimera right above the Panther's head.
>While most of the ice shatters, you see a solid chunk still embedded in the monster.
>Unable to reach you conventionally, the monster leaps up a tree, using it like a springboard to take a swipe, but you have plenty of time to get out of the way.
>It also looks lethargic as it moves on the ground. You're pretty sure it should be easier to hit now.
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>>27480720
Keep at it
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>>27480720
Continue ice shooting like a champ.
I hope we can take this back to guild this is going to be one hell of a trophy.
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>>27480806
>>27481438
>You keep punching, hitting the beast three times as it tries to knock you down.
>The ice doesn't seem to hit very hard, but it keeps the monster from moving very fast too.
>You can see it shivering from the magical cold.
>Eventually it's tactics pay off, and it catches you with a claw, knocking you off.
CRIT
>You try to steady your wings to swoop down, but the beast knocked you right into a tree, which you slam into with some force.
>As you slide down the trunk, you slow yourself, but the landing is still rough.
>Your wounded leg doesn't help matters...
>The monster lands nearby, though it doesn't look great either.
>The places where the ice hit look near frozen, and blood is dripping from each of its mouths.
>"You fight well for a pony."
>"I hope she tassstesss asss good!"
>"Before we kill it we should find out where it was going to get that cheese from."
Mango is at 19/32 HP
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>>27481715
Shotgun blast to the chest while they're still talking!
Also, we should probably get back to the cloud.
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>>27481715
Shotgun, then fly back up and use the cloud again has my vote
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>>27481838
>>27481812
>You pull out the shotgun and fire while the Chimera is still going on and bickering with itself.
>The pellets catch the monster by surprise, and it's shrill voices are replaced by a pained growl.
>You don't stick around to admire your work, and instead flap quickly up to the clouds.
>On your way up, though you're hit in the back by the very horns you seek, throwing you back into the dirt.
>You twist around and the the creature standing over you.
>The snake head is dragging along the ground, a trail of blood behind it.
>"Time to stop with the games pony."
>The panther head just growls and readies it's claws.
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>>27482128
"There right no more games"

Turn to mist form and head right behind them and shoot them right in the asshole.
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>>27482128
You're right, you got me.

Then do >>27482252, but far enough away we don't get immediately grabbed by the snake.
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>>27482312
The snake might be dead by the sounds of it but yea, let's go with this plan
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>>27482252
>>27482312
>>27482393
Actually saying "we already got one of you" might confuse the other two and give us an advantage.
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>>27483505
Bump
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Sorry about the delay. I'm actually pausing after this though
>>27482252
>>27482312
>>27482393
"I already got one of you bitches."
>You say as you turn to mist.
>When you rematerialize, you turn and open up into the creature's back at point blank.
>You're glad you didn't have to talk though, as you come out wheezing for air.
>Despite that, the force of the blast blows a head sized hole in the Chimera's flesh.
>The grotesque monster slumps over, unmoving.
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>>27484532
Make sure it's dead, then go see if that deer is still around......shit! Did he see us mist!?

If there's no sign of him we should get to work on that Chimera for it's horn and "unique organs" for the guild.
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>>27484532
Reload and give it one more shot.
This fucker seems like the kind of thing you want to double tap.

We can probably take the heads as for the bounty. I really want to see if we can get a panther skin hat though.
I wonder if were strong enought to pick this thing up and take it with us. i'd love to have it made into a rug. Maybe we can skin it with our hunters knife.

I'm not really worried about the deer. It probably knows better than to ask questions about anything seen in the everfree forsest, when you escape from the prink of death.
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>>27484613
>the prink of death.
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>>27484613
That seems like a little much, I wouldn't take it to rarity at least.

If the heads are too hard to lug with us we can try for the ears or fangs of each head. I don't know what we would get from a chimera that wouldn't make it look like we just killed 3 regular animals. Maybe the parts I mentioned are larger than normal.

We should really get a camera, then we can just take pics of our kill back to the guild. If they allow that, maybe not. There's no guarentee another guild member wouldn't find the kill and take the parts that way.
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>>27484787
I just want fancy hunting trophies like the griffs damn it.
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>>27484825
Twilot will pay a hefty price for trophies.
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>>27485911
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>>27487822
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The bump of the ages flows deep.
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episode days are terrible.
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>>27490669
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>>27490669
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>>27492647
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>>27484563
>>27484613
>You reload, and blast the carcass again, but it doesn't move.
>After the adrenaline wears off, you think about that deer..
>Shit, you hope he didn't see you mist around.
>You look in the bushes he dove into, but you can't find him anywhere.
>You've been avoiding dealing with the Chimera's body, but you gotta get that horn.
>You get the bone saw out while you consider what to do...
>The thing is too big to carry. You CAN lift it for a short amount of time, but you doubt you'd get back before the sun rose and fried you.
>You do really just need the horn for Zecora, but the extra cash from the Guild would be very nice.
>You could cut it up, you gotta take the horn off anyway... but you have no idea what parts the Guild would want.
>It might be best to go and ask, you're sure they'd have that posted.
>Of course, you'd need a plan to find this place again.
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>>27493800
Call out to the deer. Tell him it's safe to come out now.

Also just start cutting off the horn. It has two, so we can take the other one and turn it in, probably.
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>>27493800
Shouldn't it have two horns?
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>>27493800
We could mark the area with a cloud.

Maybe leave one particularly high up so we can find it again.
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>>27493881
>>27493882
>>27493898
>Considering the fact that the Horn has some kind of special properties, since it's an alchemy ingredient, it's probably unique enough to take to the guild.
>And there are indeed two horns.

>Before you get started though, you call out to the deer.
"Hey, uh, deer guy. I killed the monster, you can come out now."
>While you get no response, you do hear leaves rustle.
>It sounds like he's running away!
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>>27494017
No wait, come back! I just want to talk to you!
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>>27494017
He might be going tell his people a vampire lives in the everfree now, let start getting those horns then.
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>>27494017
Leave him he's probably going back to his forest family or whatever deer's have.

Plus not much is really known about vampire powers so he probably wouldn't know what we are. He'll probably assume it's just magic.
It's not like he saw our fangs.

Lets just grab our horns and go.
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>>27494038
>>27494040
>>27494073
"Hey, wait! I just wanted to talk"
>You call out, but no response comes...
>You sight and grab the bone saw.
>But then you hear a small voice reply.
>"If, uh, you want to talk, then just say something. Personally, I just wanna get outta here."
>You start on cutting off the horns as you think of a reply.
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>>27494260
Alright, why are you this deep in the everfree deer guy?
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>>27494260
Just let him go home.
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>>27494260
What's your name?
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>>27494260
"I just want to make sure you're OK. That thing was nasty, did you see what he did to me, that was a close call"

"Also, no need to thank me"

Say the last part with a smile and act as non threatening as possible. Try to gauge if he saw us mist by his reactions.
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>>27494292
>>27494486
>>27494326
"I suppose we should start with introductions. I'm Mango."
>"Oh.. I'm Brandybuck. Junior..."
>You still can't pinpoint the voice, though you're pretty sure it's coming from that same bush. You wonder how he was able to avoid you when you searched it.
"Well, I just wanted to make sure you were ok. That thing was pretty nasty."
>"Yeah. It's been kind of a rollercoaster... I almost thought you were gonna let it eat me."
>You continue sawing through the horn as he talks. He seems to gain a bit of confidence as he accuses you.
>"I had them bickering with each other for a while, but you kinda threw a wrench in that plan."
>Plan? Is that what he called that? Looked more like he was minutes away from death.
"What were you doing out here anyway? Do you deer live out here?"
>"N-no! I'm from a village near Ponyville. About an hour out if you head toward Fillydelphia. Why do all you ponies think we all live in the woods?"
"Well, I dunno. I've never seen a deer in the cities..."
>"You probably just didn't notice. Anyway, I was on my way out. Probably would have gotten away sooner if you hadn't showed up."
"Oh, yeah, no need to thank me for saving your hide."
>"You're right. No need."
>You pop off the horn you'd been sawing with a loud crack.
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>>27494755
You were screwed kid so stop being a brat. We were trying to avoid a fight with something bigger than us by bartering.

Next time don't go running around the Everfree without a gun like you have a deathwish.
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>>27494755
"So now that I know you don't live here, do you mind telling me what possessed you to come out here alone, unarmed, and in the middle of the night? I'm a guild member on a hunt, that's my excuse for being dumb, what's yours? Seriously though, I can help you if you're lost or got seperated from a group. If you need me too, I can fly up and do some scouting, it's no big deal"
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>>27495066
>>27495066
P.S. get that other horn if we wern' t already.
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>>27494843
"It's called playing to your advantages, kid. I was trying to avoid fighting at all. And you were utterly screwed."
>"Whatever. I need to get going anyway, I... nevermind. I just need to go."
>You hear more rustling as the deer walks out of the bush and heads through the clearing, headed even deeper into the woods.
"Whoa, whoa, no. Now that I know you don't live here, do you mind telling me what possessed you to come out here alone, unarmed, and in the middle of the night? I'm a guild member on a hunt, that's my excuse for being dumb, what's yours?"
>"I don't see how that's any of your business. I'm just going to meet some ponies."
"Look, if you're lost or got separated from a group I can fly up and do some scouting, it's no big deal"
>"I'm not lost..."
>The little buck saunters into the woods, and you shrug and continue sawing.
>About halfway through the horn, you hear whispered curses come from over your shoulder.
>The deer stands there looking glum.
>"Shit. Ok, uh, I might be lost..."
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>>27495199
Shit, either he's to arrogantly proud to ask for directions in the middle of the everfree, after almost getting eaten, or he was scrambling to get away from us. We might need to try wipeing this guy's memory, but first let's feel out the situation a little more.

"You couldn't admit that before huh, is this that thing where guys can't ask for directions?"
"Who are you trying to meet, or better yet, where are you supposed to meet them? Maybe I'll know the place"

"
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>>27495199
First chance we get, boop him and tell him the everfree is no place to prioritize pride, then help him get where he needs
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>>27495199
Tell him we can help him find his friends if he tells us where he was heading otherwise we need to make a stop before heading into town so we can get him there too if he wants to be out of the forest.

Ungrateful teenage brat.
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>>27495425
>>27495650
>>27495730
>You place your hoof upon the little deer's nose, which he quickly swats away, while blushing, much to your amusement.
"This forest isn't a place to prioritize pride. Now where are you supposed to meet these ponies? I might know the place."
>"They said to meet them under the tallest tree in the forest, which is nearby. I climbed a tree near the edge and saw it."
>"But I can't climb any of these trees, too straight and thick."
>You roll your eyes and flap up, looking for this tall tree.
>While you do see a fairly large tree nearby, it's hard to say if it's the largest, and you see no evidence of ponies there.
>what you do see is somewhat more interesting, or worrying.
>Back toward town you see several lights delcing into the forest. Most are the deep yellow of torchlight, but some look more like the glow of unicorn horns.
>Either way, there are a lot of ponies in the forest right now. At least a dozen, judging by the lights.
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>>27496105
I don't like that.
How far away are they?

Ask the deer what he was meeting with these ponies to talk about?
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>>27496129
This
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>>27496129
>>27496156
>The lights aren't too far in yet. None have quite reached your castle, though two or so are getting close.

"Hey, kid, what was your meeting about?"
>"What? I... what do you mean?"
"What do you think I mean?"
>"Ok, ok. I, uh, found some items they were interested in. I provide that service. I find things... They were buyers."
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>>27496105
>>27496129
This, big time.
Don't tell him we saw anything, lead him around until he comes clean and we are sure he's telling the truth. We also might want to find out how he wound up in the chimeras tail, act interested to distract him.
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>>27496232
to late, sorry
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>>27496211
What kind of things you sell kid magic stuff?
We might be interested in buying.
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>>27496211
What items?
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>>27496211
"What items, are you carrying them? I'm a collector myself" casually fly a foot of the ground and keep eye contact with him. Get ready to either bolt or hypno drop him.
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>>27496105
Vampire hunt? That would be worrying.
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>>27496211
Fuck that's worrying.
Guess we aren't getting home anytime soon
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Last for the night.
>>27496272
>>27496275
>>27496286
"Items? What kind of items? I've been known to collect stuff myself."
>"You're kinda dense, huh? Guess it's no harm then. I deal with hot items, you know. I can't move them in town or they'd be recognized."
>He takes a small pack off his back and unrolls it.
>Inside is a good deal of jewelry, small gems and other small valuable baubles.
>"These guys said they run an operation for ponies who do work like me, and that I could join. Did you see the tree?"
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>>27496833
We're not dense the fact that you go in the forest to sell is the whole reason were interested in the first place jackass.
The adventure's profession isn't necessarily always legal and we're willing to pay for good equipment.
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>>27490184
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>>27496833
I don't like this. I'm not sure what but something seems fishy here
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>>27496833
Ask if he knows anything about a mob of ponies heading into the forest. It might be Twilight dealing with that temple.
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>>27496833
Let's tell him where the tree is and that considering the company he's keeping we won't be escorting him. Then I vote giving him some distance and stealthing over there to find out what's going on.
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>>27500676
I think I'm gonna agree.
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>>27500100
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Guys I think the two light that close to our home might be trying to warn us about the mob.
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>>27501550
But were pretty far out away from the castle, we've been hunting for a while.

Also, they're are tons of reasons for a party to be out in the forest at night.They could just be guild sellswords on a night trip.
I'm not saying go up to greet them, but It seems a bit much to just jump to the worst possible happenstance.
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>>27501718
Fair enough,i guess we can't really trust anyone
But then we learned that before,the doctor and stuff
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>>27501919
I mean, we haven't done much to earn any trust either.
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>>27501919
I wouldn't say don't trust anyone but just be wary and selective about it.

>>27502209
Nobody has also actually given us a chance either its pretty hard to find a starting point then people have a bias against you. Everyone but Crim has this deterministic view on us. But I think current trip we'll be taking might be a good time to actually start building bridges as long we can get everyone to give each other a chance.
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>>27502340
I think Twilight, for all the antagonism she receives did give us a big chance. And we screwed that up.

Maybe it was wrong to ask us to lie like that, but it was a chance.
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>>27502882
Given how much shit she was talking behind our back. It sounded more like a calculated risk in order to get something she wanted.
She had no hope from the start.

It be different if she didn't think of mango as a time bomb.
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>>27503823
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>>27504761
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>>27496864
>>27498962
>>27500676
>>27501550
>>27501718
"I.. I knew that. I was just interested in buying. I'm always looking for new equipment to help in my work. Which is killing things like this, by the way."
>"Hmph, well, I doubt I have anything too useful in that kind of pursuit. Some of this stuff might be enchanted, but I wouldn't know. I just turn it over for profit."
"Damn. Ok, well I saw your tree, it's a few hundred yards that away."
>You point in the general direction of the tallish tree and describe some of the nearby landmarks.
>As he starts to head off you flap over and block his path, to his visible annoyance.
"Wait. I saw something else. A lot of ponies are headed into the woods. You wouldn't happen to know about that, would you?"
>He groans and slaps his cloven hoof to his forehead.
>"No, but that's not good news. Honestly it sounds like something your guild would be doing."
>"I hope my... aquantinces even bother to show up. They don't like that sort of excitement."
>He sets off though the bush toward the tree, though with less enthusiasm than earlier.
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>>27505735
Let's just go to Zecora's place.
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>>27505735
I think we should trail him, keep back as far as we can. We don't need to see anything, just pick up conversations.
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>>27505788
Sure,but we'll have to be stealthy.
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>>27505788
Why bother following the criminal who doesn't even nowhere he's going?

Spying isn't worth getting lost.
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>>27505756
This.

>>27505788
Not this.

I want to avoid the castle tonight.
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Sorry about last night. some stuff came up early, and I fell asleep after I posted.
Today will be spotty too. Probably best to let it die after tonight. I'll be back Thursday
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>>27505756
>>27505875
>>27508191
>Though your curiosity burns as to this thief's plans, you decide to cut your losses and head back to Zecora's.
>You're also quite worried about this "mob" coming in, though that's not quite the right term.
>This is more a spread of ponies, not really concentrated enough to be a mob.
>You fly back, not wanting to put too much stress on your bandaged wound.
>You note that the lights don't seem to be headed for the castle, with relief.
>A few have passed it, and most are about as deep, but none are near by it.
>On your way back to the hut you could easily fly over one of the lights.
>Maybe you could ask and find out what is going on.
>Or just shadow them and eavesdrop.
>But maybe it's safer to simply route around them and get back to the Zebra ASAP.
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>>27508455
This is seeming more like a search team now
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>>27508455
Let's ask them what is going on?
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>>27508455
Let's ask one what's going on, preferably one with a torch.
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>>27508455
I agree ask what's going on.
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>>27508606
>>27508636
>>27508675
>You head for the nearest torchlight.
>As you get close you can see three ponies, all in various adventuring gear.
>The torchbearer is a familiar grey stallion with a blonde mane.
>They seem surprised by your sudden landing.
>"Whoa. Mango? Haven't seen you in a while." Spark says with a grin.
>"You on this job too?"
"Uh, no, I was just out hunting... needed some quick cash."
>"Well, I'd invite you to join our little posse here, but..."
>He looks over his shoulder, where the other two ponies shake their heads.
>"Well, the guild got a job to find some missing deer kid, from a nearby village. He's been gone two days, but tonight we got a tip that he might be in the Everfree."
>The mare behind him cuts him off
>"The guild is paying 50 bits to each party of three going out, and 500 more if we find him. So unfortunately we're full. I'm not splitting my pay any more than I have to."
>"If you want to get paid go back to the guild hall. I'm sure they're setting up more parties to add to their search net. Could probably use some fliers."
>Spark gives a sheepish smile.
>"Hey, after this we should get caught up...."
>He puts a hoof on you shoulder before getting dragged away by his companions.
>"C'mon Romeo..."
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>>27509502
Hey..we actually saw that kid,and 500 bits is fucking nice.
Too bad we don't know where he went..
I say go with them
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>>27509502
We actually just saved him from a chimera, but he seems to be here on some shady business so the search parties could cause some problems.
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>>27509502
Maybe we could find where that brat went by ourselves. We know where he was going, we told him to go there after all. I think we should try to find him ourselves, snatching him up after the shady business dealings would be ideal. We have rope right? This could be easy money.
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>>27509502
We pointed in the direction of a tree. See if we can find it again.
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>>27510258
This let's find him ourselves and get that bounty.
We're pretty strong and the deer seemed light and wimpy so we could probably just pick him up and hall him off.

We can just put it to sleep once it gets mouthy with us.
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>>27509502
Don't tell them anything.
Head into the air and see if we can find him again and take that 500 for ourselves.
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>>27510415
That's what I'm thinking too, I think we should avoid swooping down and carrying him off if that's something a normal bat pony couldn't do though. As cool as that would be we don't want to expose out power level.
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>>27509502
Would we still get the money if we find the deer but not part of a group?
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>>27512054
I don't see why not
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>>27510258
>>27510289
>>27510415
>>27511231
>>27511364
>You quickly devise a plan, and head off back to where you just came from.
>However, the forest is just too dense. You're unable to find either the Chimera's body or the tree you pointed to. There are dozens of trees just as tall.
>You're able to reach that clearer area of trees, but nothing more from the air.
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>>27512860
Keep looking
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>>27512860
Wait are we at the place where we found the Chimera's body but can't find it or are we just unable to find the last place we were at?

If it's the former I suggest we go to the bush the deer left from and follow his tracks.
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>>27512860
can we sniff out the chimeras blood to orient ourselves?
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>>27512885
>>27512924
>>27513563
>You wish your nose was as good as your eyes or ears are, but you don't really smell anything.
>Still you know you gotta be somewhere close, because the tree density is right.
>You continue on the ground until you catch a noise like somepony cursing under their breath amongst the forest ambiance.
>You silently move to the noise, and find the little deer sitting alone at the foot of a tree.
>He probably hasn't noticed you yet.
>You could grab him and go, or wait to see if his associates ever turn up.
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>>27514448
Screw his criminal bosses. Let's just put him to sleep and pick him up so we can take him and collect our bounty.
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>>27514448
Lets go down and tell him what's going on. It might be easier if we work with him rather than abduct him.
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>>27514495
But he obviously doesn't want to be picked up, he wants to sell his stolen goods. Hell, he might be wanted by the cops. I dought he'll come willingly just so we can make bank.
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>>27514482
I'm with this. He won't even remember it was us that did it.
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>>27514448
If we hypnotize him we risk exposing ourselves. Something could go wrong, our post hypnotic suggestion might not take. It might be the only way to take him quietly, we just have to be careful about it.

I say first we keep to the shadows to make sure we don't bump into his business partners. When we are sure the coast is clear we can swoop down and restrain him.
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>>27514566
We don't risk ourselves by hypnotizing him. It can be simply explained by just saying we knocked him out. I don't think he'll remember how it happened.
And we can just tell anyone asking he just dozed off. It wouldn't be unbelievable even to him , it's just the normal conclusion one would come to when you're bored and sitting out in the woods waiting for someone.
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>>27514628
OK, as long as we have a reasonable cover story I'm for it.
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>>27514628
>>27514657
I'll support that too
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>>27514628
>>27514657
>>27514661
>>27514482
>You saunter up to the deer through the bush, eyes at the ready.
"Hey, buddy."
>The deer only looks at you for a moment before falling under your spell.
>You can feel the magic coming from your eyes as he melts to your will.
>"I uhhhhh..."
>You have total control over the deer now, you can feel it. It feels good to be able to dominate like this.
>But it all comes crashing down as you feel something cold and sharp against your back.
>"What the hell are you doing to him? Stop it! Now! I knew this kid was gonna get followed or something."
>A stallion's voice right behind you. No doubt the owner of whatever is poking you.
>Two stallions come out of the woods in front of you as well.
>"Typical bat, sticking your nose where it don't belong." A pegasus sneers.
>The other happens to be a batpony. "Hey! Horsefly, I'm right here."
>They both have dark clothing on, and look like typical thug types.
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>>27514812
Listen, I really don't care what any of you are doing here. I'm not looking for a fight, but this kid's been reported missing, and I'm going to be taking him back to his village. Now if you'd be so kind as to let me go, then there will be no need for violence.
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>>27514812
Mango has learned dominate!
This will be useful.

We just want him because he has a bounty on his head whatever it is these guys want from him they can have. It has nothing to do with us.
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>>27514828
>Now if you'd be so kind as to let me go, then there will be no need for violence.
Maybe their's no need to make threats. If he's under our control then we can probably just have him reveal where his stash is and send these guys on their way. Then everyone will be happy.
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>>27514812
Be confident Mango these guys won't respect fear.
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>>27514828
>>27514840
>>27514856
>>27515038
>You think hard on telling the deer to cooperate with these thugs.
>You feel your hold slip on the deer's mind, but he still seems dazed.
"Listen, fellas, I don't really care what you guys are doing out here. I just want the kid. He's been reported missing, and I'm after the bounty."
"You let me take him, and you can have what he's got. I never saw you."
>"Since when do you get to tell the deer what to do. Huh, pipsqueak?"
>The stallion shoves a hoof into the deer's chest causing the seer to stumble his words.
>"I... look, you wanted this s-stuff right? Here it is."
>The stallion snatches the bag from the deer.
>"Am I doing buisness with you or this bat, huh? Fine, whatever. I'll take it, but you get half of what we said, and don't bother contacting us again if you're gonna draw this much attention to yourself."
>The thug takes out a small leather bag, and pours out some bits onto the forest floor.
>"There, now go home with your little guardian angel here."

>The thug turns back to you. His breath smells of stale beer.
>"As for you, lady. Keep clear of business that doesn't belong to you."
>He draws his knife along your cheek, drawing some blood.
>"You'll live longer."
>The little deer seems to come to, and holds his head.
>"What the hell happened... Agh! When did you get here!"
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>>27515141
Tell him that he was in an exhausted daze and we arrived right as the thugs arrived to rip him off.
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>>27515141
Tell the kid to keep quiet.

If trouble starts
Disarm the thug and take him hostage.
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>>27515186
>Tell him that he was in an exhausted daze and we arrived right as the thugs arrived to rip him off.
I'm cool with this but I'm not sure if the thug who just treated us has left or not. If he didn't he'll just call us out and shit will hit the fan.
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>>27515141
>>27515237
The thugs left. Sorry, that wasn't clear
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>>27515243
Oh, cool then.

>>27515141
Hey, do you think we could use our new power to alter this kid's memories and make him forget about this crime stuff? He's on a bad path. So what if we just make him forget about it so he'll be all ready to go back to home and stay in school. Also he'll be a lot less trouble to deal with on the way back.
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>>27515186
>>27515197
>>27515237
>>27515282
"I got here while some thug looking guys were taking your stuff. They got away before I could stop them."
>"Shit... shit shit..."
>He scrambles around finding the cast down bits.
>"This isn't even close to what they said they'd pay me... why did they even leave this though?"
>"And why were you even here? Are you stalking me or something?"
"Look, I'm gonna need you to just come with me."
>Even though he looks you right in the eye, you can't seem to hypnotise him. You're not quite sure why. Usually these guys fall right asleep...
>"No, I'm not going anywhere until you tell me why you're following me. You're really not my type lady."
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>>27515475
I like this idea >>27515282
If we can make him forget about this stupid crime stuff maybe he'll stay out of trouble.
We can put into his memory that he wanted to look cool to some other kids and tried to sneak out or something but got lost in the woods.
But while were probing him we'll need to ask him why he did this in the first place.
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We shoulda just done >>27514495. Now just explain things to him him, honestly (excluding the vampire parts of course), and offer him some of our reward to apologize for causing unnecessary trouble. Also, we should give him the thugs warning since it could've been a lot worse and it looks like this kind of situation is likely to happen again.
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>>27515787
Aye,kids got into some shady business
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>>27515787
Screw that noise I'm not giving up reward money to some brat who deserves a scolding. He should feel lucky were not just going to report him and his stolen goods to the guards. He knew what he was getting into so he obviously doesn't give a damn.
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>>27515497
I think taking any blame onto ourselves and giving him some money would only encourage his bad behavior. He'll just find some new guys to sell his stolen items.

>>27515475
I bet he'll want some payback now that he thinks those guys ripped him off. So why don't we just tell him we can get the stuff back and punish those guys if the tells us where they're from and then we'll take him to the guildhall where it's safe and he can get a good rest before heading home in the morning. Not only will we get the bad guys but we can get our reward money too.

>>27515497
If he gives us lip then we can wipe his mind of the bad stuff, but that's just another easy way out for him. I'd rather he remember so he can explain himself to the guards when we get those stolen items back.We should turn him in.
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>I think taking any blame onto ourselves and giving him some money would only encourage his bad behavior. He'll just find some new guys to sell his stolen items.
This is what I thought about this >>27515787
Sorry for the mix up.
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>>27515787
I'm with the others that I really don't want to give him any reward money.
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>>27515787
>>27516138
>>27516681
>>27516852
>>27516874
"The first time I ran into you it was pure coincidence, but I learned that the guild has a reward on you right now. You're a missing pony... er... deer. Once I heard that you were worth some cash I came back. Now come on."
>"Aw shit... Do you think I would get some of the reward for turning myself into your guild?"
"I don't think that's how this works."
>"Wait a minute, how do I know that the Thieve's Guild guys robbed me? Let me see your bags, I bet you knocked me out and took my stuff. "
>He pushes toward you trying to reach for your saddlebags, but you turn to stop him.
>"What do I want with all that random shit? You're worth far more to me than a bunch of random shit I can't sell."
>"Well prove it. Let me see your bags. Cause right now I don't have any reason to trust you."
"I saved your life earlier!"
>"You didn't seem too happy about it! You just flirted with the damn monster."
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>>27517265
Your story doesn't make sense. See this cut on my face? That's not a chimera's claw, that's a knife, from one of the guys who was just here.

Believe me or not, you're mixed in with things that you shouldn't be, and you're way out of your depth.
Now, you don't have to like it, but you're coming with me or I'm reporting your little activities here to the guard, and in that case, one of the other two dozen ponies looking for you will find you and take you home anyway.
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>>27517265
We didn't flirt with it offered her a way out of dying that could also free him. Even monsters are people kid, the situation wasn't fair for either of ya. So of course, we didn't take pleasure in killing her.

>>27517303
I don't think we should tell him about how were going to report him just yet. He might not tell us what we need to know to hunt down those thieve's guild members if we do. We can let him know what will happen after we get the info and get him to the guildhall.
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>>27517337
Yeah let's wait before telling him we're turning him in. We'll get more info that way.
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>>27517469
This seems like the obvious answer.
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Bum
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>>27518276
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I still want to cum inside mango.
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>>27519403
I want Mango to cum inside me
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here is a bump from page 10.
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>>27517265
If you call blowing it's brains out flirting, than yeah. You might not be able to get the reward, but I can't think of any reason we can't share some after we receive it.
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>>27517265
Let's offer to split the reward with him if he comes quietly. Also we should tell him that he's better off joining the adventurers guild since he seems to be trying to impress the thieves guild. They could use someone with the skills of a thief and he won't wind up in jail that way.
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>>27521298
>>27521586
Why not let him peek in our bag. He won't trust us if we just give him money that's just buying him.
Let's just get make sure we remove the guns and our cash first so he can't pull something. I'm assuming our class is in a different bag.
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>>27521720
Don't we have blood in there, I don't think it's a good idea if we do.
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>>27522408
We drank it all at twilight's place.
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>>27522408
Just the ichor.
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>>27522928
Pretty sure we can pass if off as a potion/medicine since it's in a fancy bottle and has a horrible smell.After all, good medicine smells and tastes like shit.
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are we bumping this thread?
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>>27517303
>>27517337
>>27521586
>>27521720
"Fine. I'm gonna take my guns out, but here. I don't have your stuff."
>The deer seems surprised you let him look in the bags at all, and gives them a short look through before handing them back.
"I told you, those thieves guild thugs just took your stuff and dumped that money on the ground. One of them gave me this cut." You point to the nick under your eye.
>"Dammit..." he grumbles.
"Point is, you should just come along, ok. And if I were you I wouldn't deal with those thieves guild fucks again."
>"Fine, yeah... I'm done with this shit."
>You begin walking back with the deer.
>He seems pretty down after all this.
"If you're looking for something to do, the Adventurer's guild is a good bit more... above board than what you were doing. Plus I'm sure you could use the same skills..."
>"Oh yeah, I'm sure killing a bunch of beasts is very similar to picking locks and grabbing things."
>"I think I'm just gonna track down the guys that took my stuff and get my fair pay. After that... I dunno. You always hear that there's no honor among thieves but I thought a guild would be different."
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>>27524064
Well you were wrong thieves are thieves in a guild or not.
Tracking them Down probably isn't smart ,not like you can take them out alone.
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>>27524064
Its a dog eat dog business in the criminal underworld kid.
Also, I wouldn't recommend he go to steal his stuff back himself they'll just expect that it was him and find him to do worse. But if he sent a bounty hunter who has no relation to him like us, then all they would know is that an angry mare they pissed off felt like taking the bounty on their heads.It'll be on the house or if it make him feel better we can say payment came out of his reward money.
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>>27524064
If we were working with somebody that could deal with traps, we wouldn't have this hole in our leg. I'm certain you'd do well as an adventurer if you found the right partner.
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>>27525010
There isn't much of a difference from sneaking behind someone and picking a pocket and sneaking behind someone and stabbing them in the neck.
Teach him how to use a bow too and he could totally be an adventurer.
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B
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>>27524828
>>27524848
>>27525137
>>27525010
"Maybe not alone, but in a team knowing how to sneak around, open locks and disarm traps is pretty useful. I got hit by a trap recently and it still hurts."
>You waggle your injured leg.
"Learn how to use a bow or dagger or something and you'd be a good addition to a team."
>"I... don't work well with others. Once they learn what I do they usually just expect me to steal from them."
"Well, just don't try to go find those Thieves guild guys alone. No offense but I doubt you'd last long. Now if you had me helping you, for a cut of course... you might have a shot."
>"Really? I could offer like 20%..."
"I'm sure those thieves have bounties on their heads. I get all of the bounty money, and you get your pay from whatever they have on hoof."
>"Neat! Yeah, that sounds cool."

>You're still pretty deep in the forest as you two talk and walk.
>But you can see lights ahead. Probably those guild parties.
>How do you want to deal with them?
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>>27526463
Let's avoid them if we can
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>>27526463
They'll want in on the money so let's avoid those guys.
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>>27526525
>>27526648
>You slip into the brush, waving a hoof to Brandybuck to do the same.
>You watch as he lithely scurries into a hidden position.
>If you weren't watching him the whole way, you'd have no idea he was there.
>Eventually the lights pass, you're home free.
>Where to now?
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>>27526894
Let's head to the guildhall so we can find out if those thieves are wanted dead or alive. If one is a unicorn we can final ingredient we need.
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>>27526961
Oh yea, that potion, we got kind of side tracked there didn't we. Let's compliment the little cutthroat on his hiding skills and ask him who is looking for him anyways, his parents?
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>>27526894
Damn, he's good at being sneaky.
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>>27527342
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>>27528086
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>>27527288
We'd be as good if we weren't bright orange.
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>>27529466
He doesn't have vampiric powers. Also he's able to sneak around despite our heightened vampiric senses.
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>>27529541
Were our senses ever vampiric? I think thats our natural bat senses
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>>27531135
I think it's a little of both.
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>>27526961
>>27527241
>>27527288
>You keep going until you get out of the forest with the deer in tow.
>You can get back to Zecora later. After all you still need a few more ingredients.
>Namely the hair of the pony she's to transform into.

>Once at the guild hall you're approached by a guard waiting out front.
>"You found him! Where's the rest of your team?"
"Errrr..."
>"No matter, come inside. You can hash that all out with the guild ponies."
>"Young buck, I'm sure you're relieved to be back home, your parents were quite worried."
>Brandybuck sighs.
>"I'm sure..."
>Inside there are more ponies, press and guards pressed in to the little tavern with the rougher adventurers. Brandy pushes past you toward a doe and a mare seated at a table near the bar.
>You note that the mare has several empty shot glasses nearby.
>The mare jumps up and hugs the little buck, while the doe seems to be crying.
>You just avoid the flash pans of the newsponies and head to the bounty desk.
"Hey, I brought the kid back. That's 500 bits right?"
>"Yes ma'am. 500 to be split at least three ways. Where are your partners?"
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>>27532600
We accidentally stumbled upon him while we were hunting alone.
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>>27532652
This. Also inquire about any active bounties on chimera.
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>>27532896
Oops, forgot about that.
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>>27532652
>>27532896
"I found him on my own, I was working another job at the time. Speaking of, are there any bounties on Chimera right now?"
>She digs through her desk and pulls out a folder. Within you see a list of creatures and numbers."
>"Ah, yes. We're paying 100 bits per Chimera kill right now. Since they have widely varied physiology, we can't pay you until we get someone to analyze whatever parts you brought in though."
"I have a horn."
>"That will work. I'm not sure how long it will take..."
>"As for the missing deer, well, that was something we organized specifically to be done in teams. I can pay you the highest rate though. 167 bits. Otherwise we'll have to go talk to a Grandmaster to authorize higher pay."
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>>27532896
Yeh.
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>>27533049
Ask the grandmaster first. If (s)he says no, give the other two shares to the parents. If they choose to, they can pass the money back to us.
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>>27533049
Let's take the 167 now and have him ask the grandmaster about the rest. We can come back later for the verdict when we collect the chimera bounty.

We can say goodbye to the kid, and see if there are any bounties for the thieves. If so we'll have to find out how to get in touch with him later.
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>>27533085
>>27533321
"Yeah, I'd like to speak to a Grandmaster."
>"I was afraid you'd say that... The nearest one lives in Canterlot. She was supposed to stop by next week, but I think she went to Las Pegasus to coordinate the, uh, efforts there."
"Oh... well I guess I'll take the 167 for now."
>"Oh good. Here."
>She counts out your bits and gives you them in a bag.
"While I was here, I was wondering, do you have any bounties on Thieves Guild members."
>The mare giggles for a moment before noticing your confusion.
>"O-oh! You're serious? N-no, the Thieves Guild doesn't exist anymore, hasn't for a long time."
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>>27533689
Huh, I guess it must be a new thieves guild we encountered
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>>27533689
Any bounties on thieves, or is that royal guard territory?

Whelp if not let's break the news to the kid and tell him he's better off not dealing with them. Let him know to ask for us at the guild if he needs any help.
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>>27533689
Only 167 oh well,guess well have to deal with money issued later
Too bad we can't keep kid,a thief is usefull to have.
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>>27533689
Ask the kid if he got any names on the guys that robbed him they probably still have bounties on them.
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>>27533689
Guess the ponies we ran into need to be told that. What would happen if a new one was created and nobody knows about it yet?
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>>27533727
>>27533775
>>27534157
>>27534201
"But... I... nevermind."
"Are there general bounties on thieves?"
>"Not usually, we try to leave that sort of thing for the Guard. We have to avoid officially supporting vigilantes, that's why our bounties are just for vicious beasts or monsters."
"Well, I'm pretty sure there's some group of thieves using the name again."
>"Just let the Guard know. You could write Princess Twilight if you really feel strongly about it. She's quick to act for issues around Ponyville."

>You consider letting the kid know about the news, though he seems to be surrounded by press and guards at the moment.
>Even an expert sneak like him would have trouble slipping away from that, and you're not sure you want to get involved in the media hoopla going on.
>Luckily the guild isn't allowing them past the bar, so they haven't been able to drown you in questions yet.
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>>27536190
Let's het out of here, is there a back door we can slip out. Let's head to zecoras, although we still need unicorn hair, maybe crim's.
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>>27536190
Why's there so much press? Is he from an influential family? Also he might be considering joining the guild.
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>>27536316
You know we can ask the mare at the desk about the deer.
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>>27537009
That's why I linked it to the post.
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>>27536281
>>27536316
>>27537009
"Do you know why this is getting so much press? Is the deer's family influential or something?"
>"No, no. Ponyville's usually pretty quiet, and when something does happen here, the princess and her friends usually sort it out. So the Guild doing something for once is a bit noteworthy. I'm not sure about the details, but there was a lot of talk that the Deer kid, Brandy, right? Well that he might have been involved in some shady business. A lot of ponies thought he might have been killed by somepony he wronged. If so that would be Ponyville's first murder in a long time."
"Thanks. I'll be back to get my bounty from the Chimera."
>"See you then. Check back tomorrow. I, or one of the other secretaries, should know when you'll get your money by then."
>You slip out the back of the Guild hall, but as you exit, a newsmare is right near the exit. Luckily she looks alone.
>"Hey! I saw you walk in with Brandybuck, yes? Can you tell me about that? Do you have any statements to give?"
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>>27537435
We'd rather not get any attention for this, just give all of the credit to the guild.
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>>27537435
Nope, I was just behind him, don't know who brought him in. We should make sure not to let her get our picture, pretty sure we wouldn't show up and that would be bad. It would be equally bad to have our face in the paper anyways.
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>>27537460
>>27537475
"No, I was just behind him. I'm not sure who brought him in."
>"I saw you two walk up together..."
"Er...The real credit should go to the Guild who organized the search. Without that planning he might not have been found so quickly."
>You say this quickly and flap away before the journalist can respond.
>Crisis averted... hopefully.

>You still do need that hair for Twilight's potion. And it NEEDS to be a unicorn's.
>You kinda wanted to mess with Twiggy by getting a stallion's hair.
>Though you could just ask Crim. Might be a lot easier.
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>>2753822
Crim would get a kick out of it anyway, but getting stallion hair is too much to pass up. Does crim have a dad?
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>>27538227
A stallions hair would be darn funny,she might even grow a dick.
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>>27538746
>>27538227
We could always try hitting on unicorn stallions at the bar again to get some hair.
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We can hunt other races for simply being other races but we can't hunt down Bandits or thieves for bountys. That's that's kind of weird.
I hope that Diamond dog butcher in town doesn't run into the wrong pony in the woods.
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>>27539150
I forgot about the diamond dog butcher, let's get his hair.

That's a bad idea, but it would be funny.
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>>27538866
How much hair do we need, I bet ponies shed all over the place.
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>>27539150
Pretty sure we were killing those Diamond Dogs for more than just them being Diamond Dogs
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>>27539618
They were tresspassing on a university digsite IIRC.
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>>27539618
>>27539913
They were going to rob the train and they also attacked us first. iirc
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>>27539618
>>27539913
I'm just saying that if they were ponies they would have cared if they were alive or not but because they weren't they didn't.
That's a little sad to me.
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>>27540345
I'm not quite getting your argument here.
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>>27538260
>>27538746
>>27538866
>>27539605
>You decide that getting a stallion's hair is too good an idea to pass up.
>It shouldn't be too hard, maybe find some guy at a bar...
>Too bad that Spark guy is an Earth Pony. >You'd be able to get anything you wanted from that schmoe.
>There's always the bar back at the Guild, though that is probably still crawling with press right now.
>You think you saw some taverns around town, a classier one near the castle and a more working class watering hole near the center of town.
>Where to?
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>>27541562
Working class. We gotta think about the kind of area she'll be disguised in.
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>>27541562
>>27541618
Makes sense but I'd imagine we'd have better luck finding our pick of unicorn stallions at an upscale joint. Still I vote working class, there's gotta be at least one in there.
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>>27541618
>>27541646
>You head to the bar you saw in the middle of town.
>The sign is broken in half, though you can make out "oard" written on the part still attached to the mount.
>It's better lit in here than most bars you used to frequent in Las Pegasus.
>The bar is fairly diverse, with several griffons, minotaurs and others drinking and eating together.
>Plenty of ponies too, of course.
>You see a few unicorns among the patrons, though no loners at the bar.
>Those are the one's you'd usually go for.
>There's a unicorn couple sitting at a two top. A stallion and a mare.
>This place seems a bit trashy for a date, but maybe it's one of those hole in the wall places with great chow.
>You see another unicorn stallion sitting with a group of ponies. He looks almost like an adventurer, wearing a heavy set of armor.
>He's with a Griffon, a minotaur and a unicorn mare.
>There are probably more, but those are the ones you can see.
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>>27541948
We could just wait a bit and see who comes in while enjoying one of those fruity alcohol drinks.
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>>27541948
Describe them in a bit more detail. We are planning Twi's disguise after all.
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>>27542007
>>27542074
>You walk over the the bar.
>A young yellow and orange pegasus mare is the bar tender.
>You order a frozen mango daiquiri, though since they didn't have any mango in stock, you settle for a strawberry one.
>The bartender seems to regard you oddly, though you're not sure why.
>You continue to study the two unicorn stallions you saw.
>The one in the larger group is a light shade of blue, and is fairly muscular. He seems somewhat uncomfortable compared to his companions, who are all drinking and laughing.
>You note that the mare next to him seems to be wearing similar but lighter looking armor.
>Maybe they're in the same merc group or something? That's kinda odd.
>The couple on the other hoof seem very well at ease. That stallion is pure white with a shock of golden hair. His companion is a rather lovely shade of green. They're just talking quietly. Nothing you can hear from the bar.
>As you wait for your drink you hope that maybe another will come up to the bar, but no one does before your drink is delivered by the bartender.
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>>27542213
hmm, something strange about this place.This isn't a royal guard bar, is it? I'm starting to think we should try our luck at the other place.
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>>27542409
I agree. No luck here.
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>>27542213
Let join the large group and have some fun.
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>>27542213
Let's try that other bar.
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>>27542474
Finish the drink first. It's polite.
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>>27542489
Of course.
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>>27542489
>>27542474
>>27542418
>>27542409
>You get a weird feeling about this place.
>Everyone seems friendly enough, but there's something off.
>You decide that this place might not be the best place to get what you need.
>You try to off your drink quickly, but the brain freeze you rapidly acquire slows that plan down.
>As you rub your head from the pain, a unicorn stallion sits right beside you.
>He's got thick rimmed glasses, green fur and a dirty blonde mane.
>He gives you a quick smile before ordering a beer.
>He sips at the beverage while tapping his hoof.
>"Uh.. hey. Do you come here often?"
>Oh jeeze. You can smell the spaghetti from here.
>He'd be easy to get some hair off, but maybe you should just bounce.
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>>27542588
Sure, we could go with this.

Not too often, how about you?
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>>27542588
Oh god this is perfect.
...wait... Is this the pony for tiny pone?
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>>27542588
How about....

"Excuse me, looks like you got something on you. Let me get that for you. Oops I'm so sorry, looks like it was stuck to your fur"

Except we don't have fingers to pluck the hair with, we can pinch with both hooves right?
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>>27543005
Not really,the underside of hooves is smooth.
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>>27543013
teeth? tips of the hooves?
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>>27543016
Teeth,yeah that can work but you don't go around biting ponies do you
Despite being a vampony.
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>>27542673
This guy?
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>>27543038
Well, what does a non unicorn do when they need to pick a piece of fuzz off another pony, maybe using our teeth wouldn't be strange. He might think we are being sexy even.

We could just look for an errant strand of hair I guess.

We could get him drunk and ask for it, say it's for a potions class or something.

Last thing I can think of is to sudduce him, lead him out the bar, and hypnotize him.
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>>27542611
>>27542673
>>27543089
"Uhh, not too often. You?"
>"No... I mean... I don't really drink a lot you know."
>He takes a swig from his beer, but you can tell he having some trouble swallowing it.
>"I just needed to get out of the house for a while you know?"
"I guess. It's alway nice to get some air, though I'm not a homebody myself."
>"Oh.. right, I'm sure you're not. I... I didn't mean to imply anything..."
>You look for errant hairs as he mumbles something about roommate troubles or something.
>Unfortunately he seems pretty clean and groomed.
>You might have to get more proactive to get a good strand.
>You could totally just bite out a tuft, but you imagine that that might cause a scene at the very least.
>"...So I came here so I could prove her wrong. She always thinks she knows more than me, knows what's best or whatever."
>Oh shit, he was still talking...
>"Thanks for listening... I- I didn't mean to rant or anything."
>input response
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>>27543089
Yeah that last option probs isn't the smartest thing ever.
That said,i'm fairly certain ponies have tools they would use when trying to cut hair,i mean how do barbers work?
Other than that pretty good options you made there.
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>>27543136
Yeah,it's alright i really wouldn't know how that is though,not a student or anything
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>>27543136
Build up his confidence he's obviously new to this. Show him we're interested by flirting a little.
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>>27543089
I think the best option is to help this poor young stallion take his first girl home.
We don't actually have to fuck him but letting him take us home will give us an excuse to get close enough to grab some hair.
Might even find some loose strands in a hair brush or something.
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>>27543388
Speaking of sex,when was the last time we actually had some?
Like 10 threads ago,fuck if i know shit's been too rough for us.
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>>27543420
Yeah it's been awhile. Mango has been too busy being everyone's lapdog to take any personal time.
Maybe this could be good for us too.
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>>27543354
>>27543388
>>27543420
>>27543438
"Right... right. I wouldn't know."
>"I guess you wouldn't... I've lived with her for a long time, you know? But, uh... I didn't come here to talk about her..."
>You decide to cut through his drivel with some straight up flirting.
"You came to get you mind off of that girl, right?"
>"Uhhh, yeah... I just... uh..."
"Well, I'll do my best to help out with that."
>"Oh! Uh, thanks... I could I guess buy you a drink or something..."
>input response
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>>27543620
New to this aren't you?
Thaats not how you go about getting a girl,so direct and all
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>>27543620
Let's see if we can get him warmed up.
Move closer to him and ask what his name is if he already brought it up then tell him you're just not good with names. Then talk about hobbies.
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to get it going
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>>27543851
What is our hobby?
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>>27544986
I have no clue, but I think mango might like to do gardening, cook, and read light novels.
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>>27543620
sure, sounds good
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>>27545366
Her only hobby is mangos
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>>27547125
I think she made mango preserves?
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>>27547125
>>27547151
I don't think Mango's hobbies or interests were ever stated.
And no anon mangos is not a hobby.
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>>27547230
In the guild interview she said that he talent was mangos
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>>27547449
We're a batpony named Mango who is colored like a mango, whose cutie mark is a picture of a mango which represents a talent for mangoes.

Unfortunately, a produce store can't be carried on mangoes alone.
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>>27547449
Special talent and hobbies don't have to be the same thing.
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