Explain why do you find a pony more attractive than a woman.

>>27426314
explain why you dont.

>>27426314
because hooves.

>>27426324
/thread

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>>27426314
I'm sensing a tiny veiled plot thread request

>>27426324
>>27426333
I do, but I want to know your reasons

Personally I love the shape of a marepussy

>>27426314
>Better personality
>>Nicer
>>Attitude
>>Outlook on life
>>More positive
>Absolutely adorable
>Better pussy
>More respectable
>Little to no negatives
>Little to no blemishes

That's about 1/4 of the reasons why.

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>>27426340
>>27426314
Did someone say ass?

>>27426314
but I don't find pony more attractive than a woman

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>>27426362
Weird, I thought I heard the same

>>27426359
Enjoy your lonely life!

Because pretending to date a pony is more realistic than asking a woman to date your neckbearded self

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>>27426430
HAve an ost for that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbpJqDMgfR4

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>>27426314
My attractiveness for ponies is the same, as it is for women. It even help that I'm attracted to their voice actresses. Have some apple ass

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>>27426608

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Here's your reason

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>>27426627

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>>27426359
>real women are awful
>so I'll fap to a cartoon instead

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>>27426314
>Explain why do you find a pony more attractive than a woman.
That question.
That question doesn't answer just words.

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>>27426689

>>27426430
>>27426699
Neo/mlp/, everyone.

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>>27426715

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>>27426733

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>>27426314
Because plots.

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>>27426608

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>>27426798

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>>27426798

>>27426314
I find all furry characters more interesting than a woman but that doesn't stop me from getting into a relationship with one.

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>>27426819

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>>27426861
Aaaaand I'm out of apple butts

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>>27426876
Here
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=applebutt%2C+-explicit%2C+-humanized%2C+-eqg%2C+-*anthro&min_score=&max_score=&sf=created_at&sd=desc

>>27426314
I don't, humans are the most attractive to me personally.

>>27426888
>trips
>sexy apple link
BASED
A
S
E
D

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>>27426888
Or also https://derpibooru.org/search/index?max_score=&min_score=&page=2&q=aj%2C+plot%2C+-explicit%2C+-humanized%2C+-eqg%2C+-*anthro&scope=scpe711404468e689b044b9c3502734ebd764cf81039&sd=desc&sf=created_at&utf8=%E2%9C%93

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"Eyes up here, Anon"

>>27426943
That burra

- Nicer ass
- Nicer pussy
- Prettier face

>>27426761
Like a diamond

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>>27426314
>Artstyle makes them look pristine and blemish free
>curvy
>big expressive eyes
>pretty, elven voices
>attractive female archetypes with less, and less extreme flaws than a real person
>ass

They're pretty much perfect Tbh. Except for the whole not real thing

>>27426952
This

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>>27426979

The fact that they haven't been exposed to the filthy things people are exposed to. Human's are amazing, but it's too sad, thinking about a person's feelings. Pony feelings are simpler and easier to understand.

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>all these fucking casuals

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>>27426990
I'm a bad person.

>>27426314

That's like asking someone to explain why they like ass and titties, OP. Both are attractive for different reasons.

Which is why centaurs are best waifus.

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>>27427046
MOAR!...please

i like the warm furry feel of a horse

and a furry non titty chest sounds great to grope

>>27427060
>spoiler
Only if they're plain centaurs and not pony centaurs. Pony monstergirls in this vein are shit.

>All this appul

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>>27427210
...should I stop?

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>>27426727
I literally joined two weeks ago and even I know ponies are better lovers than humans.

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>>27427224
No, please continue

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>>27427325
Don't worry, it wasn't a threat: just making sure I wasn't bugging anybody

>>27426314
I don't

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>>27427467
Nigga you gay

>>27426314
I don't. I like human rarity more. I'm not a fan of humping dirty animals

>>27427625
Hooves > no hooves

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>>27427625
Ponies aren't dirty, Anon. They bathe and use perfume, not they they would need the latter, though. They probably smell wonderful without them.

>>27427644
ok, but that's filthy OC

>>27426314
They arent real.

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>>27427732
It's an OC, but it is also a pony in lingerie.

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>>27427644
Yeah. No. If you have any other arguments that aren't subjective I'll switch

>>27426314
Pony is capable of love

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>>27427804
You can't catch horse stds.

>>27427644
>the 'i've never been near a real horse and hold a strong bias for them' post

>>27427833
No you actually can

>>27428026
You can get infected by bacteria from dirty vagoos, but don't count on catching an actual disease.

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>>27426990
I think this guy summed it up pretty well.

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>>27428026
thats not how biology works.

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>>27428018
We aren't talking about real horses you neofag

>>27428125
Read>>27428068

Horses have some of the dirtiest poons out there. Remember stable boy anon recounting his adventures caring for horses

>>27428154
But these are fucking cartoon horses

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>>27428246
This, also

>>27428154
Do you think that will stop me?

>>27428246
That's a good point. But they are filthy. An example being Pinkie once used an outhouse and didn't wash her hooves.

>>27428154
>Horses have some of the dirtiest poons out there
more like horses have some of the laziest owners out there. in the wild they look fantastic. when theyre locked into a fucking cubicle with their shit for weeks at a time, ya, they get dirty.

>>27428448
wild horses are still dirty as fuck you retard

>>27428448
take a break from all that bestiality porn lad

>>27428479
i live in a place surrounded by wild horses. try again.

>>27428479
>>27428489
>samefag

>>27428448
>wild horses

fucking commie

suck my clit

>>27428495
then you're a delusional retard

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>>27428448
wrong, but you are right that horse owners are lazy shit stains. horses tend to roll around on the ground of dirt. it helps get a smell of the area on them so they don't smell so much like horse and they can evade predators.

they also sweat a shit ton and the salt deposits can get in their sheeth or slit. you have to wash them pretty thoroughly if you ride or work them.

stalls are awful for horses.

>>27428521
>hurr durr, cartoon pones dont wash even though theyre shown bathing
>hurr durr, i think an STD and infection are the same thing

go fap to a human, faggot.

>>27428535
i enjoy the natural musk and dirt.

>>27428535
horses are retarded animals. i care more about the pigs in small pens.

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>>27428554
Shut the fuck up and post asses

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>>27428495
>in a place surrounded by horses
asia?
>pic not related

>>27428520
>pic related

>>27428567
> i care more about the pigs in small pens.
Good to know you still love your mommy anon

>>27428581
actually utah.

>>27426430
>Says that on 4chan
The irony.

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>>27428567
>>27428554
>>27428521
>>27428489
>>27428479
>>27428336
>>27428154
>>27428018
>>27427804
>>27427625
Wow it seems a lot of anons have forgotten the most important detail


THESE AREN'T HORSES, YOU FUCKING RETARDS
THESE ARE PEOPLE SHAPED LIKE HORSES.

>>27428615
>america
>wild horses

>>27428670
Kys conspiracy theorist

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>>27428683
>not america
>freedom

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>>27428683
not that anon but
>IMPLYING

>>27428698
conspiracy theorist?

>>27426699
I take it you're a human mare and are offended that you're not attractive to horsefuckers?

>>27428706
horses in the us are feral

the us has no wild horses

>>27428736
feral and wild go hand in hand, dumb ass.

>>27428736
check your vocabulary
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/feral

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>>27428734
>he used the term "mare"
>also projecting

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>>27428736

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How the fuck is this thread alive?
Mods, get rid of this garbage.

>>27428837
Kill yourself, normie summerfag.

>>27428837
ebin shitpost

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>>27428837
>image.jpg

>>27428837
You know, I'm kind of glad that this is a SFW board, because if it wasn't, there would most likely be nothing but porn and very little show discussion. But faggots like you make me wish that it was made into a NSFW board, just so I can see normies such as yourself commit mass suicide.

>>27426340
>>27426362
you anon's have good taste in ass

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>>27426314
I'd say their personalities play a big role in attraction. There's a natural romance about pones, for me at least. Let me try to explain.

The world we live in isn't very kind to the romantically inclined. I think that a lot of people today get caught up in the infatuation stage of love and later find they aren't able to tolerate the other person's flaws once that rush calms down. That, and modern society's emphasis on fleeting pleasures rather than staying power, are probably responsible for most of the problems we see in relationships and family dynamics. Today, people in the first world have better odds betting on a coin flip than on a married couple following through on that "till death do us part" vow, and that in itself is a discouraging prospect for anyone looking for love. When you add in all the usual issues of finding and staying with someone, the big picture starts looking kind of hopeless for people who want commitment.

Whereas in Equestria, the power of love is a very literal thing, to the point that it can be weaponized - which suggests that love would be something very desirable to them, for its own sake as well as for other reasons like national defense (see: S2 finale, and anything involving the crystal heart). Pone society would thus be more focused on promoting long-term relationships with a continuous supply of love, as opposed to short, unreliable bursts of starry eyes, and would also be less likely to confuse the two since the former has a very tangible effect in their world. As a result, the pones that grew up in that society would naturally be little romantics at heart, at least by our standards.

So, long-term odds of love would be better with pones than with humans. if only they existed
/headcanon

TL;DR: muh true love

t. hopeless romantic

>>27429208
OP here, and I know how you feel. I think on ponies every night, imagining how it would be my life with them

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>>27429258

>>27428936
>nothing but porn and very little show discussion
its already mostly porn greentext and very little show discussion. would attracting drawfags really be such a bad thing?

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>>27426359
>this

>>27426430
>y-you t-too

>>27426699
You said it not me

>>27429343
Glad you like humans too /mlp/al

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>>27429378
I like mai waifu in anyform

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>>27429343
>that chris handson

>>27429343
>chris
kek

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2D horsey-cats > bipeds.

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>>27427227
I'm counting on you to save Neo-/mlp/. You can do it.

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>>27429728
So how would Neo-Emily look like?

>>27429763
exactly like she already does.

>>27426430
Enjoy your cucked and broke life!

>>27428745
>>27428777
>>27428803


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_and_Free-Roaming_Horses_and_Burros_Act_of_1971

>>27430144
feral means wild.

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>>27426340

>>27430153
there are no wild horses in America since they never evolved here

they are feral since their ancestors where release or escaped from Spanish settlers in the 1500s

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>>27426888
>>27426910

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>>27426314
What are you? 12? Underage faggots don't belong here.

Why does anyone even ask this question anymore? People have been attracted to unattainable fictional beauty for as long as humans have made art.

Stop asking such a stupid question and start asking the real questions.
Like who is best poner?
>Pic related

>>27430440
You won't stop me

Why is ponks so pink?

Ex brony here, I used to fap to ponies but I long since moved on to real pussy. Human pussy

>>27426430
As opposed to.....

>>27430167
we got some feral humans in america too, so its all good. ^:)

>>27430440
I bet the Ancient Greeks jerked it to centaur and satyr smut. Hell, their mtyhology is already structured like a fapfic. Zeus just fucks and fucks, and nobody ever stops him.

>>27430509
Good thing you specified the type of pussy, or that could've been the start of one of those collages with the funny reaction faces.

>>27430509
Why don't you fap to ponies AND human pussy?

>>27430509
Jesus Christ, anon. Don't make me fucking puke.

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>>27430509

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>>27430509
Pleb

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>>27430509
>human pussy
i guess birds of a feather fuck together.

>>27426314
softness and cuddliness are factors

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I see mostly round butts. Which is a human trait. Humans are attracted to human parts typically. Seldom do I see lewd done in a realistic or at least stylistic version found in the show. Show butts resemble a dog imo.

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>>27430509
It's funny that you moved from something you could never get to another thing you'll never get.

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>>27429208
That is deep and depressing at the same time...

>>27430699
>It's funny that you moved from something you could never get to another thing you'll never get.
What did he mean by this?

>>27430824
>It's funny that you moved from something you could never get to another thing you will never get.
What's there to question?

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>>27430440
Why ask a question and then immediately provide the answer?

>>27430269
Welp any iota I had that could sway me to horsevag is gone now

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>>27431015

>>27431044
Nope. Still nothing. I will admit I saw a pic of applejack in the panties that had a heart shape in the back cut out, that piqued my interest. Wish I could find it

>>27431104
ahem >>27426798

>>27431553
That's not a heart.

>>27426314
Because they aren't real

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>>27430699
>>27430824
It means that he was DESTROYED.

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>>27430699
Lethal kek

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>>27427007
We all know who his favorite pone is

>>27426699
At least I'm not a "settled down" plebeian.

>>27431943
Josuke?

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>>27432212
No dORARARARARARARARARARARARARA!

DORA!!!

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>>27426314
Shut up, faggot.

>>27426314
The people on this board become attracted to them through the mere exposure effect, since they spend more time with them than with real girls.

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>>27433049

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>>27426314
I find neither attractive.

I fap to the stallions instead

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>>27426314
2D > 3D
Though, I'm pretty sure if I met a girl that acted very much like twi I'd probably fall right in love and actually feel a bit upset that I'm unattractive.

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>>27433264
>Stallions aren't ponies

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>>27433333
Confirmed

>>27433340
A sad truth with this fandom.

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>>27433333
I'd do the same if anyone is similar to Rainbow Dash since I love tomboys there are some I know who likes MLP and is like her but they're way out of my league so I never asked them out

>>27433333
>3dpd
at least you got good taste

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>>27433130
>Dem hips
want it need it

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>>27434199

>>27434277
Dem hips are pretty much human... which answers the OP's question, sort of.

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>>27434528

>>27427566
>Dem eyebrows.
M-muh weakness!

>>27433264
are you legit this retarded?

>>27434854
He's not retarded. He's gay.

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>>27434776

>>27426314

Through all my life I have been surrounded by evil and selfish women. Ponies make me think that they won't let their negative traits hurt me and will think of me as being something.

I will go for a 3dpd if I find a person with the same personality as Twilight despite the fact that this person will be evil anyways

>>27431015
>iota
Kek

>>27431015

Ивaнчo Йoтaтa

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>>27434908

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Ponies are hot

>>27435083
>going near a pony covered in glitter
its like you want craft herpes.

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>>27435069

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>>27435114
almost makes me want another firehorse thread

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>>27435136
Last one died because I didn't bump in time

I can't explain why, but I definitely prefer ponies over women.

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>>27435157
and i didnt do shit in it

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>>27435240
That's why firehorse will never love you

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>>27435263
i-i know

>>27435083
>ponies with human anatomy are hot
ftfy

>>27431044
I want to tease her by tickling her dock

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>>27435310
>>27435263
Firehorse a qt

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>>27426314
I don't know man, maybe its because every human I tried to be with either rushed the relationshit and left within the month, or cucked me.

Or my last ex who cucked my out of all my funds haha.

inb4 you should have used that money to buy a plush instead of getting bitched into paying 100% of the rent for you and your gf, and eventually your cuck too. I know.

But I found ponies hot before that so I really dont know, maybe because males are naturally attracted to big butts and wide hips?

>tl;dr the human lack of hooves somehow makes them into awful, bitter beings with a penchant for using eachother.

>>27427227
>Posts Twiggy
>Already knows ponies > humans

Hey guys, I think I actually like this newfag.

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>>27426314
A pictures worth a thousand words

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>>27437949
>unironically using cuck
>ever using cuck
>using cuck incorrectly

>>27437964
How do you know he was using it incorrectly though?

>>27438106
ROASTED

B T F O

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>>27437434

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>>27430697
What the fuck

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>>27426372
You fucking faggot

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>>27426904
Get out....GET OUT

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>>27430440
Pic very very related
Good taste anon

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>>27430509
Oh my fucking god you abomination

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>>27437962
But...that's a gif anon
Are you feeling okay

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>>27426314
Honestly , all my attraction comes from the mutual exception , and almost guaranteed friendship. I mean honestly as a social phobic psychopath , quite literally , funny story that. But any whom , friendship and exception isn't something I get quite easily. So , to think of a well aware , living , breathing anything with cognitive thought having any appeal I'm me is appealing I suppose.
Plus sexy as hell and pinkie is equally out there so she gets me right on the unf.
and if I really think about it , I suppose that's why I love it here so much , acceptance cause well were in this ride together , and to be here we all have to be a little out there , I suppose you're all like family , I love you Anons.
But enough touch feeling stuff

>>27434528
>>27435114
>>27435157
>>27435240
brb, onanating to this horse

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>>27428448
w e w
e
w

you are seriously defending horse pussy on a french baguette forum lmao nigga baka senpai

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>>27438575

>>27438575
>lmao nigga baka senpai

time to end your life amigo

>>27434899
re-read his post, pay very close attention.
stallions can be ponies

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>it's a "Normal fags try and fit in and change the face of another Board on 4chan" Episode

>>27439375
>normal fags
>not normalfags

>>27439389
I'm sorry i just got done writing a 200 word essay I'm used to spacing words out.

>>27439414
wow, 200 words?

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>>27439375
>>27439414

>>27439424
yeah, didn't think i would finish it in time

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>>27439443

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>>27431104

>>27426990
>less extreme flaws than a real person
>the mane 6
u wot? These ponies are CRAZY!

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>>27431104
How about this?