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Super Pony - Power Ponies CYOA

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>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.

Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.

Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit

Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Began your infiltration of Hunter’s mansion.
>Found a pony named Wintergreen trapped in a spider’s web.
>Went inside the back
>Found a maid walking around the house whose clothes glowed oddly in your mind’s eye.

Let’s continue, shall we?
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>>27309057
>>27309103
>>27309080
>>27309098
>You keep the maid’s outfit in mind, but skip it for now, heading to the display room with the display cases.
>Keeping your hooves off of the rug, you sneak to the doorway, Winter hovering in the air just behind you.
>You peek into the room, trying to get an idea of what’s in the display cases.
>It’s dark, so you flip
>The cases contain an assortment of items, most of them mundane.
>A knife, small pile of bits, a saddlebag, and a money purse sit in the nearest one.
>Each contains similar items, a crowbar in this one, perhaps a set of bolt cutters in another.
>Every case contains a small framed photo.
>Squinting, you can just make out what the nearest photo depicts.
>A stallion hangs upside down, hanging by his hind legs which are bound by rope.
>His front legs are bound together and his teeth are gritted in struggle.
>You look over the rest of the room.
>The floor is carpeted, and the walls are otherwise bare
>Each glass case has a light on the ceiling right above it.
>None of the lights are on.
>Winter stays in the air, but doesn’t say anything, following right behind you, content to follow you.
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>>27426251

If the floor is carpeted there could be a trap. We must remember this guy is trap master.
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>>27426251
Look like a trophy room for all the ponies that try to steal from him, winter gear might be here then.
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>>27426251
Lets not flick on any lights ever. Check where the maid is.
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>>27426394
>magic items
>nearest photo depicts a stallion hangs upside down, hanging by his hind legs which are bound by rope.
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>>27426251
Tell winter to hover around and see if she can find her tools. But not to just open it if she finds them. The casing could have an alarm.
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Tink get his gf?
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>>27426289
>>27426321
>>27426344
>>27426416
>>27426420
>Feeling a little anxious about the maid, you close your eyes, looking around.
>You see nopony nearby other than you and Winter.
>Although you see nothing on the floor, the pad atop each pedestal glows a light red-purple.
>However, you do notice something odd that you didn’t earlier.
>There is no door, but the doorway is framed as if it had one.
>Turning your eyes downward, you find what you’re looking for.
>A horizontal metal bar separates the carpet from the wood of the hallway.
>Testing it with the very tip of your hoof, it doesn’t budge at all.
>Turning to Winter, you whisper to her.
“Hover around and look for your stuff. Don’t open it if you find it, the cases are probably alarmed.”
>She nods and flutters into the room, floating over the cases.
>Stepping over the threshold, you scan the room with your night vision and your sight, looking at each of the pictures.
>The cases are arranged side to side and in rows of two, creating alleys for you to walk through.
>You don’t find any magical items.
>”Psst, Road Rage, over here,” Winter whispers, waving to you.
>You trot over to her and she points at a case.
>Inside is a small bundle of bits, a roll of lockpicking tools of various sizes, and a set of white and green striped socks.
>The case contains a picture of Wintergreen caught in the spider’s web, looking in horror as the large spider crawls towards her.
>”This is it.”
>You look over the case.
>The items are placed on a velvet pad atop a gold pillar.
>A glass case about a foot and a half wide, a few inches high, and a foot long contains the items.
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>>27426610
Go away res
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>>27426610
No res.
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>>27426634
>a set of white and green striped socks.
Ask about the socks.
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>>27426634
This guy is a complete fucking psychopath. Who the hell would think this is a "good" guy?
So it looks like we're in his "trophy" room so lighter won't be here. And my only idea for getting he stuff back would be Indiana Jones it but I don't think we have anything we can really give up.
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>>27426634
We can probably melt past the glass with a concentrated flame.

We should use our magic vision again to see if this thing is glowing in any weird way first. That velvet might be made out of the same stuff as the rug.
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>>27426747
>anything we can really give up
Didn't that canon shoot some weighted balls at us? we might be able to use those.

Or if were able to cut past the glass and get a chunk out of it, we could us that as a weight.
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>>27426813
we can use the weighted ball, we just need to go back a but and cut the rope that's holding them
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>>27426701
>>27426747
>>27426771
>>27426813
>Closing your eyes, you look over the pedestal again.
>The pad is the only thing glowing.
“What are the socks for?” you ask, a little confused.
>”They’re to muffle my hoofsteps, of course! Can’t go sneaking with my hooves clopping all about!” Wintergreen replies, perhaps a little too loudly.
“Yeah, but that color?”
>”Well, they’re not my only socks, of course, but these are my favorites. I love socks, they’re so comfortable, and yet so practical!”
>You raise an eyebrow, something you’re sure was missed in the near darkness.
>”So how do we open the case? Is there an alarm?”
“I think so. Although, my only ideas are for melting through the glass and standing outside and whipping it with this chain.”
>”I think the first one sounds better. At least that way there’s a chance you won’t set off an alarm.”
“Hold on, I have an idea.”
>You return to the last room.
>Picking up the net, you burn off the rope, collecting the dozen weighted balls and putting them in your hooves.
>They have a bit of weight to them, probably somewhere between a quarter to half pound each.
>”Good thinking Road Rage,” Winter says as you return, balls in hoof.
>A couple ideas in mind, you look over the pedestal case again.
>Now, how to go about this?
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I'll be back in a little, gonna get dinner
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>>27426877
Maybe we should melt the hole while we let Winter deal with the presser pad and the balls.
Has she dealt with this kind of thing before?

Also I'm thinking of investing in buying volt some cute socks.
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>>27426907
hold up man we think of those stuff after the job is done
>>27426877
time to start melting a hole into the case
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>>27426907
>>27426920
“Winter, have you dealt with this sort of thing before? It might be a pressure plate.”
>She bears a confident grin.
>”Pressure plate? Easy peasy. And with you here, I don’t even need my glass cutter.”
“Glad to hear it, let’s get to work. I melt, you take care of the pressure plate,” you say, hoofing her the weights.
>Placing your hooves on the glass, it begins to melt away, sliding down the box and building up at the top of the pedestal.
>None of it touches the velvet.
>Nothing goes off, and you soon make a hole large enough for her to fit both her legs through.
>Your work finished, you defer to Winter, who hefts the weight in her hoof, examining both it and her items now within hoof’s reach.
>She grabs a second ball and makes her move, quickly swapping her items for the metal weights.
>Her stuff now in her possession, the two of you hold your breath, waiting for any sound that would mean failure.
>Winter is the first to relax, a smile spreading across her face.
>She plops down on her rear to put a sock on her hind leg.
>A click comes from both doorways.
>Winter’s ears fall backwards and her eyes widen.
>She flaps her wings hard, propelling herself towards the hallway door and leaving the sock behind her.
>You see the metal bar rising out of the floor in the doorway.
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Holy fuck we liv.

Been missing you OP.
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>>27427257
oh shit run and try grab the sock
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>>27427257
Grab the sock and let's follow her. Maybe we can get past the door before the door closes and if that doesn't work we can probably melt past the bars.

Be sure to mind the rug in the hallway.
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>>27427322
>>27427353
>Swearing under your breath, you collect the sock and make a dash for the doorway.
>Bars rise up from the ground, climbing up the doorframe.
>Wintergreen clears the doorway, items in hoof.
>Once past, she drops them and stretches her hooves out, ready to help you.
>Your eyes train on the rising bars, the gap narrowing further and further.
>You’re nearly there now, but the gap is so small, you don’t know if you can fit through.
>Taking the risk, you push off with your legs, front legs reaching towards the top of the narrowing bars.
>Your front legs pass through, then your head, your stomach.
>Then you feel pressure on your rear end, bringing you to a halt.
>Looking back, your rump is caught in the doorway, the frame squeezing you tighter and tighter.
>You close your eyes and push desperately on the bars, trying to free yourself.
>A second pair of hooves grabs you, pulling your shoulders.
>Seconds pass like eons as you push, and finally you feel yourself slip.
>You pop out of the door frame, you and Winter tumbling head over hooves into the hallway.
>The two of you come to a stop, hitting the far wall with a thump.
>Breathing hard, you find yourself upside down, your hooves on the wall.
>Winter lays across you, also breathing hard.
>You hear hoofsteps coming from the direction of the main foyer.
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>>27427502
Owww
I hope we can still walk okay.
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>>27427502
Oh god the maid is coming find a place to hide.
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>>27427502
We need to jump into the closet room we can find to get some cover.

Maybe we should be wearing the socks seeing how we're the one who is land locked.
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>>27427537
>>27427572
>>27427603
>Still in a state of heightened adrenaline, you make to get up.
>Winter gets off of you, taking to the air, and you stand.
>You’re a bit shaky and your hindquarters ache like a bitch, but you can still walk.
>There are more important things than your pain right now.
>Like the pony that’s going to discover you if you don’t do something.
>There’s a double door just off to the right on the other side of the hall.
>It’s closed, but it’s really close, it’ll take just a second to get there.
>To the left, you have the room you just came from.
>It’s further, but it’s also the safest bet, since you’ve more or less cleared it already.
>Winter glances between you and the back entrance, obviously favoring known over the unknown.
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>>27427648
known over unknown it is
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>>27427648
You mean the room that just had the door shut on us?
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>>27427648
I want to go to the known room but I'm worried about them following us from the sound of our running to the room.

If we take the new room we have less risk of being followed.
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>>27427718
No, I don't
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>>27427681
Back to the room you started in?
>>27427748
Try the double doors?
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>>27427909
flip a coin on it?

Heads double doors.
Tails back to the room we started in.
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>>27427681
>>27427748
>After dallying a little, you decide to follow Winter back into the room.
>Walking is sore, but it’s more of an annoyance than actually debilitating.
>You remind yourself that you’ll be okay and duck into the room.
>Using your vision, you watch a maid come around the corner.
>It’s a different maid than earlier, this one a unicorn.
>You watch her as she examines the closed gate, then lights her horn.
>The door opens, then she walks inside and closes it behind her.
>Breathing a sigh of relief, you slide down against a wall, nursing your sore rear.
“Hey, do you think I should be wearing the socks? I mean, I’m the one who has to worry about her hoofsteps, not you.”
>She seems uneasy, looking to the socks draped across her back.
>”Well, if you really want. As long as you’re careful, those socks are my favorite. But that door looked like it really hurt, are you sure you’re okay?”
“I’m fine,” you say.
>”Well, you don’t have to come with if you’re hurt. I have my stuff now, I could go it alone from here.”
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>>27428028
We should worry about the maid first because she's going to know someone was here.
What is she here for anyway?
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>>27428081
dude she here for the skeleton key while we are here for the lighter that can start and stop fire.
>>27428028
I can still continue, it's not going to hold me back
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>>27428121
Oh yeah. This is what I get for only skimming last thread for what she wanted.
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>>27428028
We're here on a mission and were going to see it trough. Besides we might as well keep moving while we still have adrenaline numbing the pain.

But she could scout the rooms if she wants.
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>>27428028
>>27428081
>>27428121
>>27428142
>>27428254
“Like I said, I’m fine. It’s not going to hold me back.”
>You find yourself watching the entrance to the room intently, keeping your eye out for the maid.
>”If you say so.”
>She hoofs you the socks, and you put them on, sliding them onto your hooves.
>They slide up past your knees, nearly reaching the tops of your legs.
>The socks feel plush and comfortable against your coat.
>Wearing the socks makes you want to find the nearest pony - Winter, in this case - and give them a hug.
>If only a little, it makes you forget about your aching hindquarters.
>You quickly test your fire, and find that you can make flames without burning the socks.
>Neato.
>You stand up.
“If you’re up for it, you could scout the rooms.”
>”If you mean go in first, I could do that. But I really think we should stick together. That way we can cover each other if one gets caught.”
“I sup-“
>You freeze as you hear the sound of the gate lowering to the east.
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>>27428302
There is no way she didn't see the destroyed case. We have to stop her before she can alert anybody.
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>>27428302
It's time to start knocking ponies out again. Or maybe we can get her to tell us where the lighter is before we do.
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>>27428323
>>27428374
>Time to start knocking ponies out.
>Drawing your wrench, you ready your attack.
>You nod to Winter,
>As she steps out of the room she turns around to close the door.
>You make your move without real plan, rushing towards her with your wrench out.
>She yelps, then turns to you, thrusting a hoof forward.
>Just like the mummies, a silken ribbon of fabric streaks towards you.
“Don’t think I’ve seen this one before,” you remark sarcastically, throwing up fire to burn the ribbon.
>The fire dances across the ribbon, but it doesn’t burn, just fizzling out.
>It wraps around your front half, squeezing your legs to your barrel and causing you to topple forward.
>Winter intervenes with a kick from the air, her rear hoof landing solid against the maid’s face, causing her to stagger backwards onto the rug.
>You feel the ribbons slacken.
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I'm going to pause here for the night. See you all tomorrow.

As always, leave any questions you might have.
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>>27428302

We'll probably need to go and knock that maid out.

(But we must do it with a Suplex if we can pull it off.)
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>>27428509
Well shit now we need to make sure we don't encounter any more maids.
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>>27428509
We need to strip this bitch. Her power is in her clothing.
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>>27426610
We'll fuck Voltage before we even let him touch us.


Also we touhou now?
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>>27428607
>We'll fuck Voltage before we even let him touch us.
Well, it dos look like were on that route she said she'd go on a second date with us.

I'm looking forward to the cuddles.
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>>27428694
same.
Spicy cuddles that raises our mane slightly.
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beb
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bluh
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Page 10 boop
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[worry]
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Fast board.
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Slow ride
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boing
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Hey guys, just letting you know I'm not home yet, so I'll be starting a bit late after I get home and eat dinner.

In the meantime, feel free to suggest a more definite course of action.
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>>27428534
>>27428579
>>27428582
>You struggle with the ribbons, throwing them off of you as the two of them continue to tussle.
>Ideas form in your head.
>You really don’t want to run into any more of these maids.
>Her power is in her clothing, you really need to strip her.
>Maybe you should knock her out.
>Finally, the ribbons fall to the ground, freeing you completely.
>As you begin to stand, Winter makes another attack from the air.
>She flies towards the maid, front hoof outstretched.
>As she does, a ribbon reaches from the maid towards Winter, wrapping around her outstretched hoof.
>The maid yanks on the ribbon, sending the pegasus flying even more quickly towards her.
>As she nears, the maid simply steps out of the way, letting Winter crash into the ground on the rug.
>Recovering quickly, Winter makes to get up.
>Immediately, the rug begins to quiver and grow around the pegasus.
>She yelps as tendrils of carpeting reach from the rug, wrapping around her hooves and barrel, binding her to the ground.
>The maid turns from Wintergreen, giving you her undivided attention.
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>>27436925
Well shit.
Can we try to attack her directly? Her clothes are fireproof, but maybe not her.
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>>27436925
Knock her out with the wrench and take her shit.
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>>27436925
Use a fireball to make her dodge and throw the wrench where she will dodge.
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>>27437090
I'd like to have the wrench in our hooves.
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>>27437113
>>27437090
We could us fire to keep her distracted while we get in close.
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>>27436988
>>27436963
>>27437090
>>27437113
>>27437181
>You make a fireball and toss it in the maid’s direction.
>She sees it coming and ducks, letting the fireball fly above her head.
>Unable to move, Winter yelps as the fireball passes over her, but you stop it before it can hit her or the rug.
>Pulling out your wrench, you go to close the distance between the two of you, hoping to knock her out and end it early.
>You send a wave of flame in her direction, hoping to distract her as you close.
>She sits up, shielding her face with her clothed front legs.
>Blindly thrusting a hoof forward, the maid sends a ribbon flying towards you which wraps around your neck.
>She pulls with a hoof, stopping your wall of fire as you have to focus on not falling forward onto the rug.
>Thankfully, she can’t pull very hard and you easily keep your balance, preventing yourself from being caught in the same way as Winter.
>You stand just a couple yards from her right now, the maid sitting on her flanks on the edge of the rug.
>She grabs onto the ribbon with another hoof, looking to pull you in.
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>>27437269
Throw a fireball to fake her out then send a wrench flying at her before she has time to respond.
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>>27437269
Pulling the ribbon is a two way street, honey.
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>>27437314
>>27437361
“That’s a two way street, honey,” you say, taking the ribbon in both hooves.
>You engage the maid in a tug of war match, yanking on the ribbon with all you have.
>The maid grits her teeth, trying to pull you forward, but you root your hooves in the carpet, pulling.
>While she has better traction on the rug, you certainly outclass her in strength.
>You give the ribbon a good tug, throwing her forward.
>She stumbles off the rug and onto the wooden floor, falling onto her stomach.
>A prone maid looks up at you just a couple feet, her eyes wide as you hold her ribbon.
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>>27437470
I think it's time for this made to take a nap.
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>>27437470
Bash er fookin ead
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>>27437479
>>27437484
>tfw IRL knocking out someone means often brain damage and is pretty serious.
But this is comic world so lets just stun that fucker.
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>>27437501
Don't worry mom I'm not going to start beating maids over the head IRL just because I do it in a CYOA.
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>>27437479
>>27437484
>>27437501
>>27437560
>You take out your wrench and bash the maid in the head.
>Her eyes fill with tears and she reaches up, cradling her skull.
>The second whack does it, however, her arms falling limp and her eyes unfocusing.
>Finally, she flops to the ground, out cold.
>The material around your neck slackens, falling to the ground in a pile around you.
>Finally, it vanishes, retracting back into the maid’s outfit.
>Satisfied, you place your wrench back in your saddlebag.
>Then you hear Winter’s voice in a panicked whisper.
>”Road Rage, please, help!”
>She struggles against the carpet, not making any progress.
>”Get me out of th-”
>Her voice cuts off as another tendril of carpet reaches upwards and wraps around her muzzle, silencing her.
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>>27437613
Apparently there was a different glow from the maid's hat thing compared to the rest of the dress.I wonder if that is the key.
We should try and use it.
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>>27437613
Just don't squirm and I should be able to burn you out. Unless it's fireproof too.
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>>27437613
Well shit, are we sure there isn't another maid nearby who controls it? Why does the stuff around us falls but not hers?
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>>27437692
They probably have to disable traps individually. The ribbons were connected to the user but the rug is automated so it probably needs to be turned off.

The all the maids must be able to turn them off somehow otherwise they'd risk accidentally getting trapped.
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>>27437641
>>27437665
>>27437692
>>27437735
>You look over the rug carefully.
>Why didn’t Winter’s restraints fall off? Could there be another maid around?
>You close your eyes, scanning the building.
>Not finding anypony, you turn your focus back to Winter.
“Don’t squirm, I’ll try to burn you out.”
>She makes a nervous humming noise.
>It sounded vaguely affirmative, so you give it a shot.
>You put a flame to the carpet, careful not to touch it.
>At first, it does nothing, the flames only dancing off of the fire.
>But then, the fire catches, and it slowly begins to eat away at the carpet.
>You look over the ten or so cords binding Winter to the ground.
>This will take forever.
>Seems it shares the same fire resistance as the maid’s clothing.
>You remove your helmet and put on the maid’s hat, hoping it will do something.
>Focusing hard, you try and get the rug to retract through force of will.
>It doesn’t move.
>Your eyes fall on the unconscious maid.
>They must be able to turn the traps off somehow, otherwise they’d just get caught.
>Perhaps…?
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>>27437735
Oh it was a trap, not the maid.
Nvm then.
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>>27437756
What if it only works for the maid? Oh this is awful.
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>>27437756
Nothing sharp around to at least make sure she doesn't suffocate?
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>>27437756
Use magic vision to see if there is any similarity between the magic in the dress and in the rug.

Also wasn't there some kind of weird magic at their hooves too?
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>>27437756
See if we can shoot ribbons from the hat.
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>>27437782
>What if it only works for the maid
If that's the case it stands to reason that the rug must be able to tell us from the made somehow.

>>27437756
Maybe we should try putting on the whole outfit and try to control it again.
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>>27437782
>>27437803
>>27437806
>>27437808
>>27437845
>You try to shoot ribbons from the hat.
>Nothing happens, and you feel a little silly.
>What if it only works for the maid?
>Oh, this is terrible!
>What to do?
>Is there anything sharp around?
>You dig through your saddlebags and find the knife that you stole from the robber.
>You close your eyes, looking at the maid’s outfit and the rug.
>The rug glows a grey near-purple color, while the maid’s outfit glows black and white.
>It anything, it’s worth a shot.
>You remove your socks and helmet, then strip the maid and put on her outfit.
>The maid outfit is fairly slutty as far as maid outfits go, but still covers most of your body.
>It has white stockings that go almost all the way up your legs, four little shoes, poofy shoulders, and is pretty heavy in the rear.
>It’s also pretty tight on you; you’re a good couple sizes larger than the unicorn.
>In any case, it’s on.
>Now time to test it.
>You push a hoof forward, and a length of ribbon shoots out.
>The end of it hits the wall and falls to the ground.
>Laughing a little to yourself, you retract the ribbon.
>Next, you try your fire.
>With the clothing on, it’s difficult to make fire from your hooves, but still doable.
>It feels a bit like trying to suck a thick milkshake through a straw.
>Moving over to the rug, you gingerly test it, tapping the rug with a hoof in case it tries to grab you too.
>Nothing happens.
>Feeling more confident, you trot across the rug to Winter and stroke the tendrils with a shoe.
>They retreat away from your touch, the carpet returning to its dormant state.
>As the tendrils fall away, Winter quickly takes to the air and blows a raspberry at the rug.
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>>27438018
Let get out
And we better not hear anything about the way we look
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>>27438018
Wait we didn't have our main outfit on? Or are we wearing both outfits?

Anyway yeah lets try to escape.
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>>27438085
Yeah, you took your jacket off too.
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>>27438018
Let continue to try and find those artifacts.
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>>27438018
So we're keeping the maids outfit, right?
Because it's pretty darn useful.

Or maybe we should have Winter wear it so she can defend herself with ribbons.

Super powers for everyone!

>>27438068
>>27438085
What about what we came here for?
With the outfit we should be able to move around pretty freely if the traps will recognize us as a maid now.
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>>27438018
Lets open the trophy room and toss the unconscious maid in there before we continue exploring.

>>27438068
>>27438085
Neither of these
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>>27438018
Cool, now we can get to our target easier, though we shouldn't get too complacent.
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>>27438112
>Lets open the trophy room and toss the unconscious maid in
Think we can lock her in by setting off the trap?
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>>27438137
Not really needed since she's out cold.
We really don't need to spend any more time then needed here, so we should be long gone before she wakes up.
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>>27438165
Ever played a hitman game? When you steal somebody's clothes, you do not leave the naked body out in the open.
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>>27438211
And if we don't screw around we should be gone before they do. Not like moving quickly is impossible, even more so with the outfit, if it does nullify the traps.
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>>27438221
Like to add in Hitman, theres usually a lot more extraneous crap going on, we're really not surrounded by crowds or obstacles here.
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>>27438112
Oh I must have brain froze because I thought we had picked what we wanted before the attack.

Then yeah, lets continue I guess.
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>>27438221
We also have no idea where our target is so, even if we hurry, we'll still have to spend time searching. We also have to be cautious about traps, which would slow us down more. Before you say that the outfit makes us immune to traps, we aren't traveling alone and there could also be mundane traps that the maids would know to avoid.
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>>27438068
>>27438085
>>27438103
>>27438109
>>27438112
>>27438128
>>27438137
>>27438165
>>27438211
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>>27438229
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>>27438270
>You stroke a hoof along the bars and they retract, once again allowing entrance to the trophy room.
>Using your new abilities, you wrap a ribbon around the hind hoof of the maid and drag her into the room.
>You place her in a corner and exit the room.
>Running a hoof along the bar, it rises upwards again, closing the room off.
>Wintergreen spends the time putting her socks on.
>Ready to move on, you move to the main foyer of the building.
>A grand staircase sits directly opposite the main entryway which stretches up to the second floor.
>From here, you can see the second floor leads off in three directions.
>East, west, and straight back.
>Directly to the east and west are hallways.
>To the west, the hallway ends in a dining room.
>To the east is a great room.
>”Psst, Road Rage?”
“If you say anything about how I look, I’ll smack you in the face.”
>”No, I wasn’t gonna make fun of you, I wanted to ask if we could get an outfit for me too. We saw that maid go into that one room to the left earlier.”
"You think so?"
>”Yeah. You know, it could be really useful if we both had one. Plus, that ribbon thing would be neat."
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>>27438270
I already said that the unresponsive traps are a maybe, not a gurantee, I just don't see the need to dick around when caution and speed are not necessarily independent of eachother
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>>27438319
Should we risk to encounter another maid? Especially if we go to where they store their clothes?
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>>27438319
That would be one more potential opponent dealt with and it'd give her the ability to protect herself.

>>27438329
Like taking a few moments to stash a body can actually be considered dicking around.

>>27438368
She meant taking the clothes she's wearing. Not finding the laundry room.
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>>27438319
Well alright. If we get the opportunity we can get you one.
Right now I want to see what's to the east.
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>>27438319
I guess we might as well get another guard out of the way.
And who knows me might even find the artifact room. So if we run into that maid we can give her the outfit.

We can probably catch her off guard in our maid disguise.
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>>27438383
Considering another maid could pop out of the wood work, moving a body into an area that they will search because it's traps have been triggered is dicking around, yes.
I find it hard to believe there isn't a big set of monitors that tell when a traps been triggered for collection of a thief.
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>>27438383
>She meant taking the clothes she's wearing. Not finding the laundry room.
We ARE wearing the clothes she was wearing.
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>>27438468
There's two maids, mate
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>>27438489
Goddamit really outta the loop tonight.
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>>27438368
>>27438383
>>27438384
>>27438385
>>27438399
>>27438468
>>27438489
“If we run into another one, then certainly. Right now, I want to see what’s over this way.”
>”Alright, lead the way.”
>The two of you walk off to the east towards the great room.
>It’s a fairly long hallway, and comes out into a massive room with a two story ceiling.
>The room appears to be an odd cross between a living room and a den.
>Several lamps fill the room with just enough light to see.
>Two chairs and a sofa point towards a fireplace, a crossbow placed right above it.
>A massive television sits right above the crossbow.
>A bearskin rug sits in the center of the furniture.
>Curtains are drawn over the windows of the room, keeping the light out.
>All sorts of taxidermized animals are displayed throughout the room, from a fox, more than a few rabbits, an anaconda stretching at least ten feet long, and even a timberwolf.
>To a pony like you, this display is pretty macabre.
>Winter seems pretty uncomfortable too, landing and shifting back and forth at the sight, her wings rustling nervously.
>Hunting animals for sport just feels wrong.
>On the west wall, there are two doors.
>One is shut and the other has bars covering the entrance.
>Two other small wooden chairs sit at the end of the room.
>Underneath one of them, you notice a handle attached to the floor.
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>>27438631
I Think we should peer into the other rooms we can get into to see if we can find the artifacts if we got nothing then lets just head to the second floor.
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>>27438631
Look around for spots that might have a trap. I wouldn't doubt he's rigged this room too.
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>>27438631
Do a quick magic check if the taxidermized animals are enchanted.
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>>27438682
>>27438710
>>27438749
>You don't see any artifacts in this room, certainly.
>You close your eyes and look around the room.
>Only to inhale sharply in shock.
>The room is practically littered with enchantments.
>Every single animal shimmers, glowing brightly.
>”What’s wrong Road Rage? You look nervous.”
>As Winter makes to go inside, you put up a stocking-clad hoof, blocking her way.
“Just don’t. Trust me.”
>Apart from the animals, you don’t see any other traps.
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>>27438796
Maybe we should go back downstairs and check the other hallway.
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>>27438796
We should get out of this room and check the other rooms.
Besides winter is probably not safe in here.
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>>27438810
>>27438820
>Feeling that Winter isn’t safe in this room, you go back the other way.
>(You never left the first floor.)
>Your earlier suspicions were correct, and you come into a rather extravagant dining room.
>The dining room is rather open, with a long table being the main furnishing in the room.
>A chandelier hangs over the table.
>A fireplace sits to the side of the table, a few coals still smoking.
>As far as you can tell, it’s a fairly mundane dining room.
>Even your magical sight brings up nothing.
>Seems this room is empty.
>There is a door on the other side of the room.
>You hear the sound of running water coming from the other side of the door.
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>>27438913
>(You never left the first floor.)
This is starting to hurt my brain.

Well whatever, it looks like we might have a maid outfit to get Winter.
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>>27438913
Let's check the other rooms. before we start delving deeper into this place.

I bet that running water room is like a bath or something...a rich people bath.
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>>27438957
>Finding yourself confused with the mansion's layout, you recall what you remember of the rooms you've visited.
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>>27439047
Or the next room is the kitchen because the room we are looking at is the dining room.
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>>27439062
Bathing and dining same time man.
Just saying that's what I'd do if I was a weird rich guy.
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>>27439052
woah, based.
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>>27439052
Wouldn't it make sense that the artifacts are next to the trophy display room? All the stuff he wants to show off might be on the same side.

Maybe we should check that place on the left to the display room.
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>>27438957
>>27439047
>>27439062
>>27439089
“There’s your maid outfit,” you whisper to Winter.
>She nods excitedly, going over to the other door.
>You go over to the door and crack it open.
>As you suspected, it opens to a kitchen, plenty of prep stations, ovens, and storage cabinets prepared for use by many servants.
>For the moment, there is just one – a tan pegasus mare with a poofy orange mane washes the dishes, humming a little tune to herself.
>Her front hooves are bare, her stockings and shoes arranged neatly on a counter across the kitchen.
>She notices the door opening and makes a quick glance over to you before returning to her work.
>”Oh hey Dusty, did you find out who tripped the alarm?” she asks in a friendly tone, not looking away from her work.
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>>27439173
Yeah.
CLANK
Also turn the water off
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>>27439173
Well fuck.
Can't answer anything or she'll recognize its not our voice.
We might have to wack her too.
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and with that, it's going to be one of those good news/bad news things.

Good news: I'm going to be running more than just weekends from here on.
Bad news: I'm going out to do normie stuff late tomorrow. The next time I'll be able to get a session in is tuesday.

So, if you'd keep the thread alive, I'll try and get updates in whenever I can. I don't know if I'll be able to do a full session every night, but I'll take a page from Aight's book and get a couple updates in if I can't.
I don't want to be running this forever - I have other ideas afterall - and I have some real time on my hands now.

So tl;dr: I'm not pausing for the week like usual, I'm pausing for the day. I'll try to do sessions as often as possible, but if not, I'll get updates in when I can.
Does that sound good to everyone?

As always, drop questions if you have them.
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>>27439173
I was going to say lie but...fuck it knock her out while she's not looking.

Let's just try not to break the plates and stuff.
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I'm marginally worried these mares are going to get fired be ause of us.
We are doing something similar to what boomerang did to us... Albiet without the self entitlement.
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>>27439215
Jesus I was afraid the bad news was something worse, glad to see more of you , cya in two days, new thread or not.
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>>27439215
Enjoy the break.
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>>27439235
How so? Boomerang was in a secret deal with the shop we weren't aware about, and we're the one who quit instead of trying to deal with it.

Here we're literal intruders, so it's not their fault. Besides, the master is clearly fucked up in some way.
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Oh, and another thing I forgot to add.

I've dropped systems entirely. A person said that the system was what was holding the thread back: instead of doing cool things, like you should be doing in a superhero setting, everyone played it safe. Fireball here, wrench there, wrench into fireball, whatever.

I felt largely the same about the combat, and I really want it to be fun. I haven't rolled a single die for 4 threads now, and I'm feeling confident enough to say I've done so.
Of course, that means you'll have to step up too and be more creative than just
>fireball

If you think it's a bad idea, I'll go back to rolling.
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>>27439253
You know what they say, necessity is the mother of invention.
:::::^^^^^)))))
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>>27439250
Judging from everything else, I don't think that their boss would be to happy they didn't get us, in short, I believe kraven-bird wouldn't be to sympathetic.
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>>27439275
Realized that was repetitive, so clarifying.
He's more then likely capable of replacing them on the spot, being a rich Griff, and having pull as a hero, and with how the traps have been, I doubt he'll let anything less then 'their were thirty of them' be a valid excuse for failure.
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>>27439253
Do what keeps you going senpai, this fight was fine by me.
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>>27439275
>I don't think that their boss would be too happy
You think so.
I think he would get super happy because for once a pray didn't simply just get trapped. If anything he'll probably get a huge boner and start hunting us.

Well if he takes the whole hunter title really seriously anyway. We might bring a lot of joy to an old griff's face.
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>>27439294
He pretty much set the traps, and he obviously wasn't thorough enough for Winter. It's as much his failure as the staff, and if he fire them they're better off.
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>>27439351
>>27439324
I wouldn't want him to be happy, personally.
They might be better off from an employee-boss perspective, but the thought of supers' having a personnel blacklist is floating around my head and the generally crappy pay maids get in fiction worries me more so.
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So do we keep this one up or not?
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>>27440366
I'd say so
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>>27440366
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>>27426223
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>>27443557
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>>27443557
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>>27444093
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>>27439206
>>27439208
>>27439234
>You make your way towards her, your shoes clacking against the floor of the kitchen.
>You bring the wrench behind you, ready to bring it down on her head.
“Yeah, I found her.”
>”Dusty? That doesn’t sound like-” She asks, setting the plate down and turning to look at you.
>As she sees you poised to strike, her eyes widen and her ears fall back.
>But it’s too late for her.
>The wrench strikes her square on her forehead and her wings fall limp.
>Her eyes unfocus and her knees buckle, readily accepting the nap you just gave her.
>She slumps backwards, sliding down the side of the sink and onto the floor.
>You shut off the water, leaving the kitchen silent.
>As you store your wrench, Winter goes over to the maid, stripping her dress from her unconscious body.
>Meanwhile, you explore the rest of the kitchen.
>The kitchen is big, almost what you’d expect from a restaurant, and could very easily accommodate a small army of chefs cooking for a large number of ponies.
>But you’re not interested in cooking supplies right now.
>Along the east wall, there are two doors, both of which are closed.
>Two door are on the south wall. One leads to a walk-in freezer, and the other opens to a massive arrangement of cleaning supplies, which you don’t feel like picking over right now.
>You remark to yourself that this side of the house seems pretty clear of traps.
>You look back to see Winter has finished putting on the black and white maid outfit, and is now testing the dress's abilities.
>Fortunately, she does so quietly, electing to test her ribbon powers on the wall instead of pots and pans.
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>>27445278
We should probably take her outfit so she has to be wary if she wakes up and follows us.
Also the outfit knows it might sell.
Or be sexy outfit we can give to Volt later.

Anyway, let's check out the last unknown room on the right side of the building.
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>>27445394
>take her outfit
Winter just did that.
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>>27445278
Looks like it's time to check the rest of this side of the building.
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>>27447940
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>>27447940
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Is it possible to get a basic layout of tropes?
We're kinda bouncing between cartoon and actual comic physics and injury handling here...
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>>27448845
I guess I don't know what you mean, anon.
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>>27449044
Comics have repercusions, such as the bike jump from way back totaling a common motocycle. It's never really explained in passing, but most villains and supers have a ridiculous level of engineering and above average materials in their equipment.
We had basic steel and survived an impact that would have crumpled it three times over without more then a scratched skid plate.
Cartoons let normal things do huge things, comics try to explain it away, to a degree, with augments to the body or fictional(in most cases, sometimes it's just really inefficient in real life) materials tonallow for the durability/power present.
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>>27449100
Oh. Using your distinction, I've been thinking more cartoon than comic book physics.
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>>27449120
Alright, thats not a problem, I just keep worrying about things that are more of a danger/damning act in comic context then in cartoon, and I'm not afraid to admit it's gotten a few arguments going.
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>>27449135
I do recall the argument about welding that pony inside the dumpster or not as a fairly recent example.
No, I wouldn't have had her suffocate or die in the dumpster, nothing like that. Nor would it have taken a long time to get a good even weld.

For the most part, the intent behind the action is more important than the action being completely possible.
You want to knock someone out? Hit them in the head hard. Don't worry so much about brain damage, concussions, all that horrible real life stuff.
You want to swing from a branch using a chain that has no business actually working as a grappling hook? Sure, that's fine.
Just look at your cutie mark story. You're a chick who likes doing awesome shit with powers that let her do awesome shit in a world that allows said awesome shit to happen. Just go ahead and try it.
Sure, there are limits, but I've said before that I'll tell you if it's too fantastic to work.
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>>27451160
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>>27451804
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>>27452584
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>>27453675
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>>27445394
>>27446152
>Right away, you decide to check out the rest of this side of the building.
>Both doorways in the kitchen lead to a hallway lined with doors.
>One door hangs open, showing you a small bedroom, the bed neatly made.
>Deciding that you don’t have much business over here, you head over to the other side of the house.
>You move on to the other side of the house and try the final door.
>The handle doesn’t budge.
“You’re up, Winter,” you say, backing away from the door.
>”You got it,” she says, producing her lockpicking set and removing a couple items.
>She inserts them into the door and fiddles for about half a minute, small clacking noises coming from the lock.
>The door swings open, revealing row upon row of books.
>The room is a library, and contains shelves of novels and other expensive-looking leather bound books that line the walls.
>Sofas and comfortable swivel chairs dot the room, as well as a desk with a lamp and quill pen, which lies otherwise bare.
>Rugs cover much of the wooden floor.
>In the middle of the room, a lectern holds a rather large brown volume, which lies closed on the ornate wooden stand.
>A ribbon marks a page in the book.
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>>27455035
I guess we should check out the book.
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>>27455035
Always be wary of everything. Don't even touch the book.
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>>27455035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-j_LSlOyQ
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>>27455143
Don't lick the book.
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>>27455098
>>27455143
>While part of you wants to be wary, the allure of the book is just too tempting.
>You walk over to the book, pop it open to the marked page, and begin reading.
>The book opens to the climax of an ocean adventure story about a crew of fearless ponies hunting down a kraken.
>Winter follows just behind you, hovering over you and reading over your shoulder.
>You aren’t much of a reader, but you find yourself lost in the excitement of the book.
>The sea monster wraps around the ship, threatening to tear the ship apart.
>The crew fires harpoons, crossbows, and magic bolts at the kraken, trying to quell the beast.
>Long, powerful tentacles beat on the ship’s deck, reducing it to splinters.
>The harpoon launchers crumple under the beast’s strength, and the situation seems all but lost.
>In a last ditch effort, the captain, a typical rugged sailor with a beard, walks out on the gangplank, harpoon in hoof.
>The beast’s massive tentacles rip forth from the water, heading right for the captain.
>Winter jumps back, screaming.
>Just as in the story, black, inky tentacles rip forth from the book, headed right for you and Winter.
>You try to jump away, but you were simply too close.
>They wrap around your face and begin pulling you hard towards the book.
>You can’t see, but judging by the screams, Winter isn’t faring much better.
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>>27455348
FUCK
CLOSE IT
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>>27455348
Burn the book.
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>>27455364
Don't fucking burn the book.
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>>27455348
Maybe add a little heat to dissuade it?
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>>27455361
>>27455364
>>27455384
>>27455462
>Thoughts of panic run through your mind as you scream into the tentacles, your shouts muffled by the fictional sea monster’s tentacle over your mouth.
>You try to make fire to dissuade it, but it’s hard to get any out past your maid outfit, and the little heat you produce from your face doesn’t seem to be helping.
>The tentacles wrap further around your neck, pulling harder as your hooves struggle for purchase.
>The lectern falls over, clattering as it hits the ground.
>As you move closer, you feel your hoof bump into something.
>The book!
>With all your might, you grab the cover of the book and try to squeeze it shut.
>Tentacles push back against you, forcing the volume back open.
>The monster pulls your face down towards the open book.
>You feel the tip of your muzzle pass through the book and into the page.
>Finally, you manage to slam the book shut, and the tentacles vanish, leaving the room silent as if they were never there.
>You collapse on top of the book, laughing nervously.
>Looking to your left, you see Winter lying on her back motionless, her eyes wide.
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>>27455528
Rap that book internally in ribbons, also slap Winter she seem to be stuck in fear.
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>>27455528
Do we still have our muzzle?
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>>27455528
Does this place have a second floor or have we checked every room we could?

I'm starting to think we might have overlooked something in one of the rooms. Like their might have been a hidden room or something.
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>>27455676
There are stairs you maroon.
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>>27455564
>>27455585
>You bring your hoof to your muzzle, rubbing your shoe against it.
>Thankfully, it’s still there.
>You’re just glad you weren’t pulled in further.
>You put your hoof near the book and send wave after wave of ribbons at it, wrapping it up until you can no longer see the volume underneath.
>Satisfied, you trot over to Winter and wave your hoof in front of her face.
“Hey, we gotta go,” you say.
>She doesn’t respond, her eyes remaining vacant.
>You slap her across the face and she gets up with a start, panicking.
>You slap her again and she stills, focusing on you.
“Calm down, it’s over now.”
>She nods shakily and stands.
“Good, now let’s go.”
>>27455676
>>27455692
>Remembering that there are stairs, you head back towards the main foyer.
>As you come back to the hallway, you freeze.
>Three maids flank you, one to the left, and two to the right by the stairs.
>On your left, you recognize the earth pony maid you saw soon after entering the building.
>Another is a red earth pony, and the third is a light purple unicorn.
>Winter’s ears fall and she begins backing into the library.
>The unicorn speaks up.
>”Seems like you two have been busy,” she says confidently, taking a step towards you. “Now, your choice. Easy way or hard way.”
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>>27455765
Well we haven't gotten what we came here for so I wouldn't say we were TOO busy. Besides, there can be a lot of fun doing things the hard way.
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>>27455765
Guess we'll just have to do this the Easy way.

The moment they get close shot a flame wave in both directions.
While they're distracted tell Winter to take the book fly out and throw it at them while we make an escape to the second floor.
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>>27455828
>>27455874
“Well we haven’t gotten what we came here for, so I wouldn’t say we were too busy.”
>”Is that so?”
“Oh yes. Besides, there can be a lot of fun in doing things the hard way.”
>She smirks, raising a hoof.
>”I’m so glad you agree.”
>You bring a hoof up in pause.
“But I think I’ll go with the easy way.”
>”Shame, but at least you know when you’re beat.”
>The three maids advance towards you, and you don’t move.
>Winter whispers in your ear.
>”What are you doing?”
“Get the book,” you whisper back.
>She retreats into the room, the three of them encroaching.
>With them just feet away from you, you throw your hooves out, sending a wave of fire in both directions.
>The magic resistant maid outfit you’re wearing still hampers your flames, and it comes out much weaker than you hoped it would be.
>They shield their faces from the heat, but quickly recover, each of them shooting a ribbon at you.
>Each ones finds their mark, wrapping around you.
>Your hind legs snap together, ribbon wrapping its way around them.
>One ribbon wraps around each of your front legs, and they begin to pull.
>You know you won’t be able to last long against these three.
>You cast a glance over to Winter.
>She struggles with the book, desperately trying to undo the incredibly thorough wrapping you gave it.
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>>27455971
Damn it isn't there some way to control those ribbons? THINK REALLY REALLY HARD ABOUT THEM COMING OFF
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I'll be back in just a little bit.
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>>27455971
Think it might be time to drop a flash bang that should stun them for a bit. We need to buy some time.

>>27455996
Also maybe instead of trying to use our flames by pushing past the ribbon's magic maybe we should try using them together it like a conductor.

Flame ribbons!
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Leave them tied up or knock them out, they probably won't be as lucky as we were with the book, and I doubt that it's not lethal.
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>>27456061
>I doubt that it's not lethal.
They deal with these things all the time.
If anything they'll get out faster than us.

Also, despite this guy being really weird I don't think he would have a lethal trap. I don't think this guy could get away with it if someone died.
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>>27455996
>>27456019
>>27456061
>>27456139
>You need to buy time.
>Fighting against the ribbons trying to bring you to the ground, you bring a hoof up and point it at the unicorn.
>Instead of fighting against the uniform, you work with it, sending lashes of flame along with your ribbons.
>It shocks the unicorn and wraps around her hoof.
>You feel one of ribbons around your front hoof slacken.
>Making to throw another fire ribbon forward, your hind legs suddenly get yanked backwards, sending you to your stomach.
>You try to be annoying.
>You kick and thrash, throw fire ribbons, and try to buy Winter as much time as possible.
>Soon, ribbons wrap around your front legs and pull them backwards, pinning them tight to your sides.
>More and more ribbons wrap around you until you can barely move your legs anymore.
>”You’re right. The hard way is more fun,” the unicorn says, walking over to you.
"Fuck you."
>You think really, really hard about the ribbons coming off, but they don’t.
>The three of them stand directly over you, the unicorn looking especially smug.
>She puts her hoof on your head, removing your saddlebag with magic.
>Then, she addresses her fellow maids.
>”I’ll take this one to Hunter. You two deal with the pegasus.”
>You glance over to Winter.
>She’s panicking now, unravelling ribbon as fast as she can.
>It looks like she’s nearly got it. If you can just buy her a little more time…
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>>27456348
Bite the unicorn and don't let go.
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>>27456348
Breath fire in their faces.
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>>27456348
"Oh so the big boy is here is he? Which one of you three does he like to rail the most?"
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>>27456348
Use our own ribbons to mess with their wrap up their hooves and mess with their eyes.
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>>27456459
>The ribbons come from your front hooves, which are firmly attached to your sides.
>You don’t think that’ll work.
>>27456401
>>27456419
>>27456459
>You bite the unicorn’s leg hard, and she yelps out in pain.
>”Ah, what the hell? Get her off!”
>She kicks you hard in the gut, causing you to cough.
>As she nurses her leg, you can’t help but laugh.
“So the big guy’s here, is he? Tell me, which one of you three does he like to rail the most?”
>She leans down, getting right in your face.
>”You know, I’ve had it up to here with your shit. I’ve got half a mind to tak-“
>You cut her off by blowing fire in her face, which singes her fur.
>”You little shit!”
>She shoots another ribbon at your face, which wraps around your mouth, silencing you.
>Once again, she kicks you in the gut, causing you to wince in pain.
>”You’re coming with me,” she says through gritted teeth.
>The unicorn's horn lights up.
>An orange aura envelops you and lifts you into the air.
(cont.)
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>>27456654

>Just as she does, another ribbon wraps around you, pulling you out of the unicorn’s TK.
>You go flying into the library and roll to a halt behind Winter, who holds the book up like a shield.
>She opens it facing away from her, and all the maids turn to run.
>The tentacles are too quick for them, and wrap around their hind legs.
>All of them are dragged towards the book, screaming for help.
>The two earth ponies disappear inside the mass of tentacles.
>The unicorn reaches out with a hoof, sending a ribbon forward which grabs onto a bookcase.
>More and more tentacles wrap around her until she’s completely enveloped, and slowly but surely, she and the bookcase are pulled inside as well.
>Once the last trace of the shelf falls inside the book flips forward on its own, heading to the back of the book.
>Inchworming over to the book, you see think ink outlines of maids trotting about the page.
>A crude drawing of a bookshelf sits in the corner of the page.
>The unicorn looks up at you with contempt in her eyes.
>”I swear to Celestia, when I get out of here, I’m gonna-“
>Winter closes the book and comes over to you.
>She gets to work on you, first unraveling the ribbon gag from your mouth.
>”You alright, Road Rage?”
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I have mixed feelings on this, expecially with how likely it is they'll be stuck in the book for a while.
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>>27456706
They're practically henchmen.
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>>27456666
Ya I'm fine just two hoof to the guts nothing to worry about.
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>>27456666
Nice job Winter.
That was a close one.

Now let's get back to work! To the second floor!
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>>27456666
Yeah, thanks for the save. I just hope there aren't many more maids around.
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>>27456723
Still doesn't change the fact it's cruel to just leave them in there, besides, how well would just ignoring intruders as aguard go for employment?
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>>27456746
Will add that henchmen still have families and loved ones, seeing as they actual have this as a job, not some random thug under a villians pay roll.
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>>27456746
>ignoring intruders
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>>27456770
If they'd left us alone, removing the argument of they could've just walked away.
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>tfw just finished DS3.
>Quest in the middle of a huge battle.
>>27456746
Its not like we can free them without them attacking us.
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>>27456746
>>27456754
They treat others like this. You think they would have any remorse for us?
Nope.

Besides your right, they were working for a hero. Not some random villain. So it's only reasonable to believe the traps won't seriously harm them. They'll be fine.
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Besides that, see if they know where it is, use getting them out as a bargaining chip.
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>>27456754
Not this again.
Seriously. it's a flaw in the book to be used on them, it's a design problem, and if the master is smart, he'd realize it.

Stop this argument, it's not comparable to the talk we were having with sludge at all.
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>>27456802
They don't have a say in the traps, and do you honestly think people would like robbers running around your house? They are guards, we aren't good in any sense of the word. How do you think cops treat criminals, with respect?
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>>27456780
>besides, how well would just ignoring intruders as aguard go for employment?
>Will add that henchmen still have families and loved ones, seeing as they actual have this as a job, not some random thug under a villians pay roll.

All of this is irrelevant. The point is that leaving them trapped is not nice, but freeing them is the epitome of stupidity so even that is irrelevant. He'd also notice a missing bookshelf.
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>>27456828
Sorry if I don't think a villian needs to be an utter bitch constantly.
It gets old and leaves me wanting Easy to get kicked through a wall.
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>>27456828
Also, he'd notice. But at this point do you think he'd care?
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>>27456845
How is keeping potential aggressors out of the way and avoiding capture being a bitch?

>>27456854
Why wouldn't he care about his help staff? Even if he was a complete bastard, he'd want them free just so they'd do their work.
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>>27456820
Inknownit isn't, and seeing as they would be out, a wrench to the head before they get thier bearings wouldnmake them a nonissue.
Manipulate and backstab, simple as that.
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>>27456887
Firstly, tha actions after their detained and everything else along the way.
And he might leave them there to send a message.
Cartoon-comic book remember? He could do whatever the hell he feels like to them outside of killing and he'd be untouchable.
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>>27456827
>>27456845
>we aren't good in any sense of the word.
No were not. We were an anti-hero. We steal and rob and the only reason we help anyone is for personal reasons and personal gain.

If you don't want to play as a bad guy don't play the CYOA where the MC is a bad guy.
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>>27456889
Why even bother with any of that if they're already dealt with? How is unnecessary physical violence against somebody that's already defeated any better?
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>>27456900
For personal gain,eh? The Pharoah made us rich then, didn't he?
We do whatever we feel like, anti hero went out the book when we demanded pay to stop a scientist torturing people before we'd anything.
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>>27456895
>Firstly, tha actions after their detained and everything else along the way.
Closes book so they can't continue berating us or call for help.
>And he might leave them there to send a message.
To who?
>Cartoon-comic book remember? He could do whatever the hell he feels like to them outside of killing and he'd be untouchable.
And your calling us the villain?
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>>27456914
Note they are released in this scenario, and might be talked(threatened, warned) into just leaving us be if it's attempted. I just know if it does happen the wrench will be the first option anyones going to go for.
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I just want to rob The Hunter of his fire trinket, not complain about where our/he is at on the morale compass.
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>>27456731
>>27456738
>>27456740
“I’m fine. Just a couple hooves to the gut,” you say, your voice laced with sarcasm.
>”Are you going to be okay? Can you keep going?”
“Yeah, I’ll really be fine. Thanks for the save back there, that was nice work.”
>”No prob, Rage,” she says, finally freeing you from your predicament.
>You stretch, once again getting full range of motion in your limbs
“Alright, we have a job to do.”
>”You got it, Rage!”
>Feeling a little guilty, you move over to the book and start rifling through from the back until you find the page with the captive maids.
>They stop what they’re doing and look up at you with disdain.
“You guys want out of there, this is how it’s gonna go. You tell me where to find the firestarter and the skeleton key, and I’ll let you out.”
>One of the earth ponies speaks up.
>”Like hell. How in the world are you gonna get us out? You can’t do that, this is a trap that only Master Glenn can-“
>The unicorn shushes her.
>”No, she has a point. You’ll find him and his artifact stash upstairs and to the right. It’s the door right at the end of the hallway. Leave the book here and tell him about us. He'll let us out."
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>>27456935
Message to his other employees', and in this instance the actions after isn't related to this incident but everything else.
We are a villain, but there is more then one kind of villain and we've been rather inconsistent as it is.
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>>27456962
Shut the hell up and let us play our game you over-sensitive Tumblr trash.
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>>27456959
>Glenn
Pfffft.
Now how many traps does he have along the way I wonder. Does he have any more pets like eightlegs out back?
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>>27456979
Pal, I don't even use that pile of garbage.
It's called using the medium and respecting the actual meaning of the titles.
Learn comics and terminology or get the fuck out you damned fool.
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>>27456959
>Leave the book here and tell him about us. He'll let us out."
This info is good but how do we know he won't just try to stop us first knowing that the maids will be alright after dealing with us.

I think we should either think up a convincing lie to get him to leave the room while we work or put the maids in a hostage situation forcing him to take care of them first.
Maybe we could say we set the room on fire.
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>>27456997
Pile of ribbon on stone and set it to blaze so theres smoke and badaboom, he'll go running if he gives a damn.
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>>27456997
Unless smoke detectors aren't a thing in this world I think he'd know if there was a fire or not.
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>>27457022
Might need to get rid of the maid outfits or sTore them so he doesn't figure it out.
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>>27457025
With the range of tech we've seen in universe, I wouldn't doubt he has something to tell if there is.
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>>27457032
Can't we just rip off some ribbons and do that instead of getting rid of the whole outfit?
We did that for sealing the book.
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>>27456997
Should we risk pullin a Recluse again?

I mean yeah we can put out our fire now but isn't there a library just behind? This could spiral out of control pretty fast and theres people in one of those book.
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>>27457048
We can keep it, we just need tp keep him from seeing us wearing it, since he might make the connection that we have acess to ribbon because of the outfit.
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>>27456959
Can't we lie that the robbers got caught in the book and he'll go and check it out.
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>>27456997
Why tell him anything? We've broken into his house, attacked his staff, and are planning on stealing from the guy! We should do our best to avoid him entirely.
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>>27457061
Hence ribbon on the stone, we could probably move things around to avoid anything else catching, just don't make the pile to big, and keep the book as far away as physically possible in the space.
Or put it right outside the door, book or fire in this case.
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No fire and no interacting with the super who we're trying to steal from.
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>>27457061
No the idea isn't to actually set the book on fire or leave it by fire the idea is to fool him into thinking there is a huge fire.

Like for example maybe we could start multiple small fires and say the book is there but actually it's some place save away from all the fires.

>>27457074
>You’ll find him and his artifact stash upstairs and to the right.
Because he's with the stash.
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>>27457068
He may recognize us not being one of the regulars, but this is worth a shot aswell.
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>>27457098
Then we should try to lure him away.
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>>27457120
Hence the fires being suggested.
It's more so the chance the flames cpuld spread.
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>>27457120
That's the point of the hostages.
He'll go to save them first because he's a hero and we gave him no option other than to go after them first.
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>>27457128
Oh, my house is on fire! Should I call the fire department and wait for however long they take to get here or should I use the magical macguffin that can instantly extinguish any fire?

>>27457129
Oh, a villain is threatening to burn somebody alive! Should I call the police and wait for however long they take to get here or should I use the magical macguffin that can instantly extinguish any fire?
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>These outfits may be resistant to your fire, but what about real fire?
>It could work, but it might be too risky.
>Something else could catch fire.
>You don’t want to be responsible for more deaths.
>On the other hand, if you’re careful, it could work.
>You guess you could lie to the guy’s face and tell him the robbers are caught in the book.
>Of course, that would mean interacting with him, and he might realize you don’t work for him.
“What do you think we should do, Wintergreen?”
>”I don’t know. I think the head maid gave those directions up too easily. I don’t trust her.”
“Fair point. Hey pointy, does Glenn have any more pets like eight legs out back?”
>”Wouldn’t you like to know?” She shoots back.
“I’m thinking we set some small fires on the stone. Lure him out. He’s a hero, he’ll come running because that’s what heroes do. Unless he wants to let the ponies he works for burn alive.”
>She looks unsure.
>”I mean, whatever you want to do. If you think it’s a good idea, then I’ll follow you. You’re the one that’s experienced at this stuff.”
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You guys are overthinking this.
We take the book as our hostage up to the artifact room.
We try to get what we came for without bumping into anyone and then leave the book somewhere it'll be found on the way out.
If we do bump into him we hide behind the book and make a deal.
We're not actually going to hurt them, but he doesn't know that.
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>>27457164
He's a super, and he's got an ego fit fill a dirigible, he won't call the cops unless someone really done fucked up.
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>>27457185
I really don't want to be putting lives in danger like this.
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Question the head maid, ignore the others, ask the same question as well as how Glenn treats his employees' might be something of use.
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>>27457211
>should I use the magical macguffin that can instantly extinguish any fire

>should I use the magical macguffin that can instantly extinguish any fire

>should I use the magical macguffin that can instantly extinguish any fire

The reason that plan is doomed to failure is the fact that he has the ability to completely negate our power and he would most definitely use it. That's also the reason I don't want to deal with him. Even if the fires do lure him, he'd only take our prize with him.
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>>27457185
It's a painfully obvious trap so lets continue exploring the house. Make sure to close the book and put it away before we leave so they can't call for help.
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Maybe I should explain more.

With the lie about the hostages being stuck in the book near a fire he will be forced to save them first.
With the multiple small controlled fires he will be forced to guess which room they're are because he won't in and put out all the fires as well to prevent the place from burning down and waste time.

And hiding the book some place safe will force him to waste even more time so we can act. its a goose chase.

>>27457164
He's a hero he's not going to waste time calling anyone while his staff is in potential danger. As for the maguffin he shouldn't know what he's dealing with so he won't have time to think to grab it before running out as long as we play our cards right. Besides worrying about that thing will just make us even going into the room to confront a fail so why not try to get him to leave and get the item first. If he asks to use it we'll say no and he'll pass it off as cruelty and run.

>>27457195
I was thinking of this but the problem is he's a master trapper. He's all about outwitting his opponent. So I don't trust him enough to make a deal, he'll try to be smart and use a trap on us while freeing the maids when we have them in hand.
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I'm going to pause for the day.

Again, I'm doing normie things tomorrow, but I should be able to get a full session in on thursday.

Friday I'm spending about 5 hours in a car, so I'll probably get a cell phone session in.

Thank you all again for playing, and I'll see you soon.
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>>27457304
>I was thinking of this but the problem is he's a master trapper
That doesn't mean anything though. I presented an option for if we bump into him. It's better than nothing and your plan, as the other guy pointed out, will only result in him getting what we came for, meaning we'd have to talk to him anyway.
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>>27457304
This.
Would've said much the same, but had to take care of something.
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>>27457304
>get the item first
When I say this I mean us getting it first not him. I was typing really fast when doing this.
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>>27457308
G'night.
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>>27457339
No, it doesn't unless he already has the firestarter on him.

The point is to not give him time to think so he doesn't have the chance to grab it.
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>>27457185
We should leave the book in the hunting trophy room. Just put a ribbon or two hold the book shut and slide it into the room.
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>>27457374
>The point is to not give him time to think so he doesn't have the chance to grab it.
He's a hero and he has a thing that negates all fire.
He'd grab that before going near any fires, because even taking the time to do so would still result in the fire being put out quicker.
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>>27457380
I'm worried the traps there are motion activated. The book may still register as a target and it serves little purpose other then to screw with someone we already are going to.
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>>27457304
>hostages being stuck in the book near a fire
>he shouldn't know what he's dealing with
I see a logical fallacy.

>he's not going to waste time calling anyone
why do people keep focusing on the joke part of that statement?

>If he asks
Why would he?

>Besides worrying about that thing will just make us even going into the room to confront a fail
That's because we aren't even trying to think about a way to deal with that problem.

What's to stop him from triggering a trap to detain us while he's rescuing the "hostages"? What's to stop him from calling our bluff?
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>>27457386
>He'd grab that before going near any fires
Yea and the moment he tries were going to tell him no and not allow him to use it. We could probably take it away with the ribbons before he even gets it out of the case.
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>>27457391
if it's motion activated then what ever trophy is holding it will wast more of his time getting it back.
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>>27457391
It only activated when we opened it. Also we've been moving around since then and it's open right now.
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>>27457411
>Yea and the moment he tries were going to tell him no and not allow him to use it. We could probably take it away with the ribbons before he even gets it out of the case.
And if he gets it before we're done starting fires?
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>>27457411
Why would he listen to us?
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>>27457414
It may damage the book, and Our lack of knowledge on it may cost the maids more then it's worth.
I'm all for manipulation, but if there is a risk that can't be accounted for we're better of with one of the other plans just to be safe.
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>>27457429
We never stepped through the doorway.
Or are you all talking about the one with bars, I'm thinking of the animal trophy room.
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>>27457461
Misread it.
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>>27457498
Ah. Never mind then, my mistake.
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>>27457448
Well we can't leave it in the room behind bar for there the maid we knock out first. What about the dinning room, we can leave it there.
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>>27457527
Maybe. I'm still leaning towards the hostage/fire option so we might trick him, But we need to know more about Glenns' relation to thenmaids, and with the thread paused we really don't have it.
But putting it with the other maid, or right outside the cage so she can't grab it and then lighting the trick fires might be a better option. No risk to the book and a guranteed diversion we can use to sneak attack him while we know where the lighter is, while Winter looks for the skeleton key.
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>>27457185
>”Wouldn’t you like to know?
Let's just threaten the maids and make them think we'll burn them alive if they don't tell us the truth.

We have a rep so they'll have every reason to believe we'll do it even if we won't.
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>>27457569
One of them seems more likely to talk, the other is just all snark.
We could just lie and say we'll take the book with them still in it, regardless.
I know I wouldn't wan't to be stuck in there for more then an hour, but thats my phobia's speaking.
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Completely different idea, since you guys are unwilling to think without fire. He most likely knows we're here, because of the alarm and the security camera, but he doesn't know that we freed Winter. If we act as bait and lure him away from the prizes, Winter should be able to come in after us and steal ,not only what we're after, but anything valuable as well. Even though Glenn loves to use traps, he strikes me as a sportsman. If we challenge him to a one-on-one fight with no powers or gadgets than he wouldn't have any reason to take the lighter with him.
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>>27457595
I'd rather just scare them then put faith in your personal phobia. No offence man.

I just think with all of boomerang's fear mongering they won't try to gamble their lives with us for some rich perv who makes them dress like cheap whores.
Or pricey whored depending on how much you like the outfits.
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>>27457650
>but he doesn't know that we freed Winter
Big assumption but it might work.
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>>27457674
The other plan looks like nothing but assumptions.
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>>27457652
>>27457700
No offense taken, I'm a bit of a hermit, but isolation like that terrifies me. I do want to avoid a reputation of death threats though, I can't see that helping us in the future. I do think we could use round about questioning to catch the maids off guard if their lying. And at least one is willing to talk, albiet we need a gurantee.
As for the second, all we can do is assume till Linkeh starts the next entry.
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>>27457650
>you guys are unwilling to think without fire
I'm not married to fire. It just seems like the better idea for getting him to leave the room in a hurry and unprepared to deal with us and turning his home field advantage against him.
Until you brought up the camera I forgot about that. That actually is a major flaw in my idea because my idea revolves around taking away his time to think and act.

Anyway, I kinda like this new idea but there is one problem.

>he strikes me as a sportsman. If we challenge him to a one-on-one fight with no powers or gadgets than he wouldn't have any reason to take the lighter with him.
I get where you're going with this but I don't think hunters work on the same kind of code as a duelist would. But it could work if you rework the challenge perhaps.
Or we could just flat out get him to chase us and we can have winter meet us someplace while he's focused on us still that leaves the problem of him breaking out the lighter. So I don't know what to do that point.
No matter what we have to gamble so how do we make the bet sweeter so he takes it.
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>>27457848
Wait, when and where did we see a camera? I think I missed this spectactularly.
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>>27457891
When we were coming into the place I think.
I'm pretty sure we saw one as we were traveling the forest.

But i'd have to check. You bringing it up just triggered my memory.
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>>27457848
We could use the hero/villain dichotomy against him. Aren't those kinda like duels?
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>>27457923
On boomerang that might work because we're her arch.
But in this guy's case, I don't think that would trigger him....but we could call him old and unable to do it to force him to prove a point.
Griffons are prideful right.
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>>27457918
I thought those were only on the perimeter fencing and the pathway...
Hm, he might know about Winter, and he may have seen and heard everything up till this point inside his house, we may be able to draw him out with that knowledge but we haven't seen a camera inside yet, from what I recall...
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>>27457957
Should be, but he's also a trained and proficient hunter, though he is like Kraven from marvel... It might work, but it'd be a crapshoot.
We need more information, badly.
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>>27457964
>I thought those were only on the perimeter fencing and the pathway.
They were or at least they were the only ones we saw. He probably doesn't know about winter because she was already captured but if we overlooked any cameras that might be in the house then yeah he would know about her.

But if anything he definitely knows about us.
On the other hand the maids apparently already knew that there were two robbers I think. So he could know she escaped or he might think we came with someone else.
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>>27458024
Yeah, we need to question the head maid, preferable in a less threatening manner.
We will have to watch for inconsistencies with her answers however, as I agree she may be dragging us into a trap.
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>>27458049
I'd rather use fear but hey if you can think of a better way to get them to talk go ahead...maybe we could offer them a deal.

Also, because she didn't tell us about any traps we can't watch or any inconsistencies other than what would be in the room when we got there.
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>>27458085
True. A little bit of manipulation can go a long way.
And the concept of spreading how we became Road Rage and what acrually happened with Recluse might actually be usefull here.
Won't make them like us, but it might make them more willing to work a deal.
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>>27458115
I think I may have come up with a better lie we can use first instead of the first one I made up.

If were so worried about our rep then why not say "if they don't tell us what we want to know. We'll bury them outside where it'll take forever for their boss to find them if he ever gets to them at all."
It's not a death sentence but it should be just as scary when they'll be stuck there for an unknown amount to time. Unlike if we were to take them with us or use them as a bargaining chip.

And if no one speaks or gets snarky we can just pretend to get mad and say we were just being merciful and use our bad rep to scare them.
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>>27458208
The problem is, what if we have to follow through with it?
I don't like the rep, if it gets to bad we won't be able to get away from heavy hitters. Filisecond might've listened but she's only one of...six? The power ponies slip my mind right now.
Eventually it might be more of a detriment, plus the addition to the number of ponies who know what actually happened might help put Boomerangs' growing paranoia and mental instability into perspective
I really don't want to torture people, it feels worse to cause lasting harm that may not be small and fixable then ending it quickly to me.
Odd moral standing, but theres a reason I was one of the ones suggesting putting Villians like Maney out for good rather then letting them rot away over time in the asylum.
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>>27458293
>Maney
I don't think I remember that guy.
But if he was a torturer I think there is a big difference from making a scary threat and torture. The point of it being a lie is not actually doing it. It's just a hope of them not calling our bluff, that's the point of a threat.

As for Boomerang. Frankly I want her to go crazy and cross the line over into our side of the law. If she becomes a villain to the common people because she's too much of a nuisance to deal with, we get away and she gets put in jail or something.
The system that she loves so much working against her will be the greatest revenge, especially if she brings it on herself.
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>>27458409
Short had for Mane-iac, and I agree with Boomerang, I think it being pushed into the light would stress her out and help break her down, seeing as she'll lose the generally untouchable air she has right now if people start questioning her sanity
She'll squirm and panic, make mistakes that she normally wouldn't.
And where better to start then a supers maids? They'll talk, he'll hear and question and Boomerangs going to have to eventual answer.
And I gurantee it'll be to her detriment, with how far she's already fallen.
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>>27458409
As for threats, if they are called, and I see the snark being a rather cocky mare, to the point of stupidity, we'll either have our hand forced or be out bluffed with nothing to show for it.
Living with a super and as his maids would make them really good at seeing through these things, I'd assume.
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>>27458472
>I see the snark being a rather cocky mare, to the point of stupidity
I don't care about that. I just don't want to actually hurt them, if we fail then we just wing it.

>And where better to start then a supers maids? They'll talk, he'll hear and question and Boomerangs going to have to eventual answer.
Wait is this an argument to threaten them or not to?
I mean I got no problem not doing it but I'd like a way to still get them to talk,
We could try to talk them into thinking it's not worth hiding secrets for this rich asshole who casually invites danger and invites people like us in.
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>>27458626
I don't want to threaten them, I would rather play a manipulative sympathy card and tell them why we want the lighter: to avoid burning people to death and starting fires we can't stop.
It's why I want to tell them about the Recluse incident.
They won't like us but to say it's not a good reason would be foolish.
The full story will also put cracks in Boomerangs propaganda.
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>>27458626
Also the danger vs employment thing is why I wan't to talk to the head maid.
Unless my pay rather high double digits I wouldn't be working for Glenn to save my life.
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>>27458791
>sympathy
I know this is cynical but I don't think they'll give a damn about our sob story and make fun of us.
As for the other thing lets just hope they get a low pay.
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>>27458931
Why I said manipulative. A son story isn't the point, it's getting across that the lighter will help keep us in check, and their boss is a dick for putting them at risk for shits and giggles, give them a reason to dislike him to some degree.
I honestly hope they get payed well for the crap they have to go through on a daily basis.
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>>27458024
>>27458049
>>27458085
>>27458115
>>27458208
>A million different plans fly through your head.
>You could try deceit, threatening hostages that were never in danger by setting all manner of fires around the house.
>But the plan hinges on him not taking the firestarter to put out the fires that you set.
>Ugh, that’s probably not going to work.
>Use only the book? Trade the firestarter for the safety of his staff?
>Maybe you could as bait while Winter does the thieving?
>Or maybe challenge him to an honorable duel?
>You need more information.
>Trotting over to the book, you look over the maids, specifically addressing the unicorn.
“Alright Miss Snark, you and I are going to have a little chat.”
>She rolls her eyes, plopping down on her stomach.
>”Oh joy, I simply can’t wait.”
>Now, how to go about squeezing info out of these guys?
>Use your reputation as a murderer?
>Try a more friendly approach?
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>>27467242
Speak as a common mare.
She probably doesn't get paid enough to dress like this dude's hooker and act as a guard at the same time.
Say sorry for beating on them.

If they help us out we'll tell their boss we got the jump on them instead of them losing to us so hopefully they won't get a pay cut or something.
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>>27467312
if this doesn't work, we could resort to the murderer rep.
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>>27467319
Works for me.
Sometimes you got to let the bitches know who's in charge.
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>>27467361
Same.
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>>27467617
Point out that a worse villain, maybe Mane-iac as a name drop or someone worse if you have one in mind, could've been here. Poke holes in their loyalty with how much risk he puts them in.
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>>27467242
We should get them warmed up by getting them to complain about their boss.

They cook, clean and have to through hell just navigating these stupid traps just because some old rich pervert has a fetish for the things.
I bet the snob gives them a pat on the ass rather than a thank you.
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>>27466569
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>>27468583
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Gettin close to session.
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>>27469129
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>>27467312
>>27467319
>>27467361
>>27467617
>>27467626
>>27467854
>You keep your voice light, speaking to them in a more friendly tone.
“Listen, I’m sorry for beating on you maids.”
>The unicorn scoffs.
>”Beating on us? More like you playing mummy while your friend solves the problem for you.”
“But still, I’m sure none of you get paid enough to act as this dude’s guard. I mean, it’s dangerous.
>The other two maids say nothing, looking down.
>The unicorn, however, speaks as confidently as always.
>”Please, we get paid plenty. Room and board on top of it. I’m willing to deal with anything.”
“You know who I am, right?”
>She sneers at you.
>”Course I do. Easy Ride, mass murderer.”
“That’s right, mass murderer. Is this job worth that much risk?”
>The unicorn’s gaze remains defiant, but the others don’t seem so confident any more.
“What if I wanted to kill you? What if somepony more dangerous than me, say Mane-iac showed up? Would it be worth it then?”
>The earth ponies look down at their hooves. The unicorn stands up, facing you directly.
>“Then Hunter would protect us. Do you think he doesn’t give a damn, is that what this is about? We’re not just fodder to him, we’re another line of defense for the small fry.”
(cont.)
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>>27471476
“But is it really all worth it? You cook, clean, and have to go through hell dealing with ponies like me as well as all these traps. Plus you have to dress like some old griffon’s two bit hooker, I bet he gives you a slap on the ass instead of a thank you. Tell me, does he pay you enough to deal with that?”
>She’s outright hostile now, yelling at you.
>”Now you listen here, he absolutely does not treat us like whores, and he certainly doesn’t pay us to act as sluts. He pays us to clean and guard. That’s what we do. He’s very respectful of our personal space.”
>One of the earth ponies stands.
>”Oh, will you shut the hell up? We both know that the only reason you get paid more than us is because you let him ride you like a carousel pony whenever he wants.”
>The earth pony turns to you.
>”I’m not kidding. She seriously lets Master Glenn strap her to a harness on his carousel, put a saddle on her, and rut her in circles about twice a week. You’ll find it upstairs and to the left if you wanna see.”
>”Sure, the fact that I’m better at my job, and that I’ve been working here for years longer than you has nothing to do it. Let’s pin it all on sex. Now sit the hell down and shut the hell up.”
>The unicorn slaps the earth pony across the face.
>”Cocksock,” the earth pony mutters, lying back down.
>Snarky turns to the other earth pony.
>”You got something smart to say too?”
>The earth pony shakes her head.
>”No thanks, I need this job.”
>”That’s what I thought.”
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well, Looks like we found the big bitch.
Talk to the others, threaten the unicorn to keep her trap shut, and remind her that she's just as replaceable as they are.
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>>27471534
Thinking about it for a second, she's exactly like our ex-boss.
Lets break her self esteem as far as we can, arrogance begits cruelty.
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>>27471534
We don't the need to make threats now. We found out who the bitch of the group so now if we turn them against her they'll tell us everything we want to know.
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>>27471487
Right, well, hope you ladies don't mind isolation and darkness for an extended time.
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>>27471578
True, I'm thinking they'll helpngive us ammo, specially if we call her bullshit, including smacking an employee.
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>>27471487
>Now you listen here, he absolutely does not treat us like whores
Has she seen what this maid's uniform? I'm pretty sure normally the skirt is longer.

Tell them we're not really a mass murder and that fire was an accident, we used to do working class work and we know how it feels to be on the shit end of this kind of thing.
If they help us out we'll blame everything on their bitchy boss maid so hopefully, their jobs will be secure.
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>>27471700
Tie it in with our ex-boss's deal with Boomerang.
I think the other maids would side with us on that fiasco, even woth everything else.
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>>27471487
>Master Glenn
Who the hell tells their staff to call them master in this day and age?
It hast to be a fetish. He's totally fucking the head maid.

And guess who she's going to use as a scapegoat when the boss starts making cuts because of this? Everyone who doesn't go to the saddle room with "Master Glenn", raise your hoof.
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>>27471534
>>27471550
>>27471578
>>27471582
>>27471653
>>27471700
>>27471722
>>27471798
“Doesn’t treat you like whores? I mean, have you seen this skirt?” You say, doing a little circle.
“This thing barely touches my tail. I’m not too familiar with this kind of outfit, but I’m pretty sure they’re supposed to be longer.”
>”Hunter chooses the uniforms to his liking. It was in the contract, we decided to wear them.”
“You think you’re hot shit, don’t you?”
>”Huh?”
“You think that just because you’re screwing your boss that you’re not just as replaceable as the rest of them.”
>”I-“
“Well here’s a reality check, bitch. Your “Master” doesn’t give a shit. He could get another head maid ready to ride his dick in a heartbeat, and you’d be tossed aside like the old crusty cumrag you are.”
>”That’s bullshit!”
>”No, she’s pretty on point,” the earth pony says under her breath.
>The other earth pony walks over to the edge of the book and starts smacking her head against it.
>”I could get you fired so quickly it’d make your sarcastic little insubordinate head spin.”
>”It’d be an improvement over listening to you run your whiny mouth day in and day out.”
“Listen, you two. Snarks, you shut up for two seconds.”
>”I absolutely-“
>You bring up a flaming ribbon, bringing it close to her small inky body.
>Her ears drop and she backs away from the flame.
>The earth pony stops beating her head against the wall.
“Listen, I’m not a mass murderer and that fire was an accident. I was careless, I messed up. Before that, I used to do working class work in a garage.”
>The two earth ponies look up to you, listening intently.
“I know what it’s like to be on the shit end of this kind of thing. My old boss had a deal with Boomerang back when I still worked for him. She breaks into the building, takes whatever she wants, then pays later. You'd think he would have told me so I wouldn't get in trouble for letting merchandise be stolen by a random villain, but noooo."
(cont.)
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>>27471882
>”I know what you mean,” the earth pony says, waving off a stink eye from the unicorn. “Every couple days or so, Hunter will have a new trap installed and not tell us about it. The only thing he likes more than seeing intruders caught is seeing us squirm.”
“Does he really make you call him Master Glenn?”
>Both of the earth ponies nod.
>”Except for her,” the earth says, pointing to the unicorn. “She calls him Hunter. Except when he’s fucking her brains out.”
“Well listen. Who do you think Snarks here is going to use as a scapegoat when the boss brings down the hammer because of this? Everypony not in the saddle room with ‘Master Glenn,’ raise your hooves.”
>The earths raise their hooves in the air.
“Listen. You two help me out, and I’ll blame everything on your bitchy boss over here, that way your jobs will be secure.”
>”Works for me,” the first earth pony says immediately.
>The second takes more time deliberating, but nods.
>The head maid looks between them incredulously.
>”I-I can’t believe this! I’ll see to it that Hunter gives you exactly what you deserve! You won’t be giving her anything, I won’t allow it.
“Right, well then, I hope you ladies don’t mind isolation and darkness for a while.”
>”Do it, I don’t care,” the unicorn says.
>”Fuck her. I don’t give a damn anymore. What do you want to know?”
>”Why you little-“
>The head maid pounces on the earth pony, knocking her to the ground and rearing back a hoof to strike her again.
>The other earth pony’s eyes widen, and she goes to help, barreling into the unicorn.
>Standing up, the earth pony helps her friend in restraining the unicorn.
>With two on one with no magic or ribbons, it’s a short scuffle, and the unicorn struggles in vain against the two earth ponies pinning her to the ground.
>”W-what do you want to know? I’m done listening to this cunt,” she grunts, holding Snarky down.
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>>27471891
Where is the firestarter and whatever Winter wants? What do we have to be careful of
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>>27471891
Wheres the artifact room and what traps do we have to watch out for.

Also, is their boss actually waiting for us someplace? Maybe we could give him a taste of his own medicine, for the maids with one of these weird traps. He'll likely break out and let them free after.
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Maybe this could be our new theme.
We could be the bad guy who champions the working class and we spend our time robbing rich dudes and mega corps.

We could donate some of our funds to lower income families.
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>>27471891
I want to know where the magic rocky zippo is. And for her, she wants the skeleton key.
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>>27472016
Hey, one goal at a time. We still need to even out the wight as well as punch boomerange in the face when she become a villein.
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>>27471926
>>27471970
>>27472041
“Where does Glenn keep the firestarter and skeleton key?”
>”In his room. Straight up the stairs and back. You’ll go through a room filled with bits just lying in a pile on the ground. Don’t touch them.”
“Or?”
>”Ever heard of King Midas?”
“Ah.”
>”The next room is the one you’re looking for. There are a few things there. A golden idol, a statue of a dragon, your skeleton key, and the firestarter. He swaps them out every few days to draw a new bunch of crooks in.”
“Traps?”
>”Of course. Each one has its own individual trap. Take the key, you’ll be trapped in a cage with no lock. Take the idol, dart launchers on the walls. Take the zippo, trapped in a giant jar that fills with knockout gas that looks like smoke. Take the dragon, let’s just say I hope you’re into vore.”
“Then how do I get them?”
>She shakes her head.
>”I’m sorry, he doesn’t tell us how to disable those. He thinks we’ll steal them.”
“Is he waiting for me?”
>”Yes. In his room, waiting for the dramatic reveal. You won’t see him when you come in, but he’s watching.”
“Anything I should be careful of?”
>”Absolutely, definitely do not go to the right when you go upstairs. The door will shut behind you and you’ll be trapped inside a room with about twenty cockatrices. There’s nothing that way. Just don’t.”
“Oh jeez, thanks.”
>”Don’t mention it. Also, unless you want to become a living marionette, take those outfits off before you run into Glenn. He can control the ribbons on them. Trust me, he’s fucked with us more than once. It only works if you’re wearing it. Take them home if you like for fetish wear, I don’t give a shit.”
>She exhales.
>”Hoo, this feels pretty good actually. Liberating.”
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>>27472114
Thanks, and we should probably get a story together so he can't figure out you helped us.
Also ask if there are any camera's or the like.
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I'd like to ask if they know what happens to the thieves that get turned to gold, if it doesn't go to far off.
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>>27472114
This psychopath hasn't killed anyone...has he?
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>>27472114
Oh good I didn't want to be wearing this thing for longer than necessary. Time to take them off.
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>>27472114
Wow, this guy is a dick how are we the villain here? We should kick this guy's ass as a matter of principle.
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Gonna take a quick break for dinner.
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>>27472200
this desu senpai
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>>27472114
We didn't get to finish doing research on this guy because of the stupid spider. Is there anything we should know about going up against Glenn like the gear he's packing and stuff.
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>>27472114
We should leave the book open for them so they don't have to sit in the dark while we're gone.

Also didn't Winter bring up something about a vault filled with cash?
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>>27472386
I think that may be the midas coins, and a solid gold Winter isn't good for anyone.
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>>27472386
>Plus I heard this dude’s got some serious riches that he just keeps in his house! So I figured, who couldn’t do with ten, twenty, thirty thousand or so extra bits?
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>>27472504
See above, I doubt it'd be safe, and melting them won't make things any easier, and probably make the Midas Spell even worse.
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>>27472140
>>27472153
>>27472169
>>27472199
>>27472200
>>27472232
>>27472240
>>27472386
>>27472463
>>27472504

“Alright, I didn’t want to wear this for longer than necessary anyway,” you say.
>As you talk, you and Winter strip the maid outfits.
“Do you know what happens to the thieves that get turned to gold or stone?”
>She nods.
>”Same as most of the traps here. He lets them stew for a few days, then fixes it and carts them off to jail. I’ve actually been turned to stone when he threw me into the room my first week. I wouldn’t recommend it.”
>The earth pony shudders.
>”Imagine being trapped in your own body. You can see, hear, and feel but you can’t talk or move. You can’t even move your eyeballs. You just have to fall asleep with your eyes open, never moving away from the single spot.”
“Were you okay?”
>”Yeah. I was fine. Just needed to spend a couple hours lying down afterwards. I think that’s the worst thing I’ve had to go through here.”
>The unicorn speaks up. “He only did that because you went into his private area.”
>”Yeah, well… I’ll give you that one; that one was my fault. I wouldn’t go too far the left, either. There’s some weird shit over there.”
“So… How am I the villain here?”
>”I guess he figures he’s allowed to do whatever he wants in his own home. As much as I don’t like working with bitchy here, he’s pretty great at fighting crime.”
“But still.”
>She shrugs.
>”I mean, the pay is pretty good, considering, and most of the stuff I can put up with. I told him I didn’t want sex, and he’s respected that. Never been really rapey towards me. Sure, he tests traps out on us, but it can be fun sometimes. Cirrus spends most of her time in the kitchen, and she’s mostly left alone, the way she likes it. Really, it’s not too bad. It would be pretty nice with her out of the picture,” she says, tapping a hoof on the unicorn beneath her.
>The unicorn looks upset, but otherwise doesn’t say anything as she stews in her hatred.
(cont.)
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>>27472572
“This psychopath hasn’t killed anyone, has he?”
>She shakes her head.
>”Nope, never. That’s one thing he tries to be careful about.”
“I see. Winter, didn’t you hear about a vault full of cash?”
>Winter nods, eagerly coming to the book.
>The maid shakes her head.
>”Sorry love, while the bits in that pile are real, they’re enchanted. Most of his actual assets aren’t in this home.”
>Winter’s head falls.
>”Oh.”
>”If you could get your hooves on the artifacts in that room without getting captured, you’d probably get a small fortune for them.”
>She rises again, a little reassured.
“Hey listen, is there anything I should know about going up against Glenn?”
>The maid nods.
>”He likes to keep to the shadows mostly, and he’ll try to incapacitate you fast. Net launchers, dart guns, bolas mostly. He absolutely loves his crossbows. They’re tiny bolts that pack a paralyzing serum, your muscles will freeze up on the spot. It’s localized, one bolt usually isn’t enough to take a pony down, but I reckon it’s nasty getting hit by it.”
>You nod, taking mental notes.
>”He likes staying at range, but he’s no slouch at hoof to hoof either. If it were me, I’d say you have a better shot getting in close.”
“Thanks so much for the info.”
>”Hey don’t mention it. But if you don’t mind, I really would like to keep this job, and our word against hers? I don’t like my chances.”
“What kind of story did you have in mind?”
>”I don’t know, something where me and Sparkly just seem like we weren’t at fault. I don’t think he’d believe that little miss cocksleeve here spilled the beans, so let’s not go with that.”
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Do we still have Trances dagger on us? Maybe we can wipe snarks memory of this and say we brainwashed the other's?
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>>27472602
Sorry, i think it was the watch, actually...
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>>27472602
You're thinking of the watch, which we still have, but we sold her knife.
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>>27472622
Right, but would it work on Snark, or is the orb to dead by this point?
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>>27472579
We could say she was drinking some of his fine wine on the job while we knocked out the others in a brawl and brainwashed them to get them all in the book afterwards.
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>>27472602
>>27472621
>>27472622
>>27472651
>Your eyes light up.
>You still have Trance’s pocketwatch!
"Tell you what, I have a thing that can hypnotize ponies. We might say that she was drinking some of his fine wine on the job while the two of us fought you two. You restrained me, which you did, but I managed to brainwash you all to get you into this book."
>"I would never drink on the job, and Hunter knows it."
>Winter speaks up.
>"Unless she were drunk when Glenn finds him. How about she brainwashed the two of you to win the fight, but Snarky was drunk and tried to use the book on us? But she was too drunk to coordinate and ended up catching herself. Can you hypnotize someone into thinking they're drunk?"
"I think so?"
>"If you wanted to sell it, he has the entrance to his wine cellar in his den. Drain one of the really old bottles, that'll piss him off. You'd want to put the uniform back on to get down there, though."
"Alright, I'll be right back."
>Trotting over to the hallway, you retrieve your saddlebag from where it fell on the ground.
>You dig through, and soon retrieve the golden watch.
“Alright, earth ponies and pegasi get to look away. Snarks, this is for you.”
>You let the watch swing back and forth as it ticks softly away.
>The earth ponies keep her head in place, but she has her eyes closed.
“Look now or look later, I can do this all day.”
>They manage to open her eye a peep.
>Seizing your opportunity, you try to work the magic.
"Uh, you're getting very sleepy?"
>She instantly melts, a look of dumb bliss coming over her face.
>The other maids release her, but she doesn’t move, following the watch as it swings back and forth.
“You ready to listen yet, Snarks?”
>”Yes, maaaster, I’m ready,” she slurs.
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I'll suggest add 'try to be a better person' to the end of it.
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>>27472823
This is great. Winter go see if you can't dump one of his wine bottles.
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>>27472888
Maybe she can tell us one more secret? Something specific about Hunter?
Maybe he has a small dick or something?

anything to possibly take him by surprise/anger him and make him act irrationally would be welcome.
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>>27472823
So we make her think shes drunk, feed her our false story and we just take a bottle sprinkle it around a bit on the floor and on the book and dump the rest. while we leave the bottle by the book.
Sounds solid to me.
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>>27472937
>and on the book
I don't want to risk damaging the poners.
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>>27472948
Same.
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>>27472888
>>27472889
>>27472925
>>27472937
>>27472948
>>27472967
“Winter, put the outfit back on and go get the oldest bottle you can find.”
>Winter frowns.
>”But I just finished putting my socks back on!”
“and you can put them back on after you do this. Dump most of the bottle down the drain, save a little, then come back.”
>”Fine.”
>As she gets to changing outfits again, you turn to the mare in the book.
“Alright, so you’re going to tell me a secret.”
>”Oh, I am? What kind of secret?”
“The funniest one you know about Hunter.”
>Her face lights up. “Oh, I know a good one, while he’s into bondage, his most embarrassing fetish is, uh,” she waves for you to come closer.
>You put your ear to the book and she whispers to you.
>”Diapers.”
>You have to stop yourself from breaking out into laughter.
>”Right past the merry-go-round, there’s a little foal’s room. Sometimes he dresses up in baby griffon clothes, climbs into the cradle, and makes me be his mommy. Oh, it’s so adorable.”
>Smiling like an idiot, you continue with the rest of the hypnosis.
“So here’s what happened. You got into Hunter’s wine stash and got drunk.”
>”Oh no, why did I do that?”
“Because it was a stressful evening and you felt like kicking back. Then you saw me and my friend fighting the other maids and tried to catch us in this book. But you were so drunk you caught yourself.”
>”How silly of me!” she says, laughing.
“In fact, you’re still drunk. It’ll be quite a few hours before you’re sober again. You’re so drunk that you blacked out and don’t remember anything after you got pulled in.”
>She nods.
“And when you wake up and answer to Hunter, you’ll accept full responsibility, probably get fired. Afterwards, you’ll live life more humbly and try to be a better pony.”
>”O-oh. Okay.”
“Now go to sleep.”
>She topples onto her side, snoring softly.
(cont.)
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>>27473145
>Winter soon returns with a nearly empty bottle of wine labelled Chateau Lawhinny.
>It’s dated over 200 years ago.
“Nice work, Wintergreen,” you say, sprinkling some of the wine on the carpet near the book, staining it.
>Winter changes back into her socks while you set up the scene.
>The more talkative earth pony addresses you.
>”Hey Easy. Thank you for what you did here tonight. That was really kind of you.”
>The second nods.
“No problem, just looking out for ponies like me.”
>”Just try not to get yourself caught. I don’t want to have to see you hanging from the ceiling or anything like that.”
“I don’t plan to. Goodbye, …?”
>”Morning Glory.”
“Bye Morning Glory.”
>”Bye, Easy.”
>You and Winter walk out into the foyer, and stop at the foot of the stairs.
>Winter turns to you, a smile on her face.
>"And you're a bad guy?"
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>>27473152
Things aren't always that clear cut.
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>>27473152
Yes ponies think I'm a bad guy and with a billion bit to trow around you can convince a lot of ponies to believe you.
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>>27473152
Did some mistake that blew out of proportion.
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>>27473152
You don't need to be cruel and vile to be a bad guy. You just need to break a few rules now and then.
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>>27473152
Sometimes life just wants to kick you into the methaphorical nuts
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>>27473152
Guess it depends what you think a bad guy is.

Sure we rob and steal cause its fun and profitable but never from common people.

And we dont pick on people weaker then us and sometimes go out of our way to help them like with beating pharaoh or the mugger we stopped.

We're alot of things.
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>>27473152
>Morning Glory
And here I thought Easy Ride was a dirty name.
That poor mare.
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>>27473325
She'snmore then likely named after the flower, rather then the slang, but yeah.
Slang ruins a lpt of otherwise nice things.
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>>27473240
>>27473250
>>27473262
>>27473264
>>27473293
>>27473301
>>27473325
>>27473365
>You cast your sympathy towards Morning Glory.
>Life is hard when you have unintentional sexual innuendo for a name.
“Sometimes life just wants to kick you in the metaphorical nuts. I made a mistake that got blown out of proportion, I’ve been trying to make up for it.”
>She hovers silently, listening intently.
“The point is, things aren’t always clear cut. You don’t need to be cruel or vile to be a bad guy. I guess it depends on what you think a bad guy is. Sure, I break a few rules. I rob and steal because it’s fun and profitable, but never from common people. I don’t pick on ponies weaker than me, and I sometimes go out of my way to help them. Heck, when ponies with billions of bits go around calling you a bad guy, ponies tend to listen.”
>You sigh, stepping on to the stairs.
“That’s life, though.”
>She hovers up, just behind you.
>”Well Easy, I think it’d be really nice if this city had more bad guys like you.”
>You can’t help but smile at her sentiment, shaking your head as you continue climbing.
>You reach the top of the stairs and look around.
>Three hallways branch off, just as earlier.
>To the left, a very prominent DO NOT ENTER sign is plastered across the door, a skull and crossbones plastered underneath.
>The forward and right hallways seem innocuous enough.
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>>27473425
Well she said straight up the stairs didn't she? Let's feel around behind the doors.
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>>27473531
>You feel through the door.
>While your magical sight doesn’t really work well through doors, you do catch something on the other side of the left door.
>Several different magical devices point straight at the door, which glow faintly in your vision.
>The couple feet on the other sides of the other doors are nothing but empty space.
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>>27473425
>definitely do not go to the right when you go upstairs. The door will shut behind you and you’ll be trapped inside a room with about twenty cockatrices.

Don't go right.
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>>27473552
Right, time to start melting hinges from the safety of the side.
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>>27473566
Let's not open the room full of cockatrices. The other doors aren't booby trapped according to Morning, so we really have to just watch where we walk and what we touch.
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>>27473555
>>27473566
>>27473670
>Not wanting to be turned to stone, you press forward.
>Standing to the side, you place your hoof on the hinges of the door and melt through.
>Soon, the door falls inward, slapping to the floor with a great thump.
>That’s when you realize the door wasn’t even locked.
>Giving a little shrug, you walk inside, revealing the room full of bits that Morning Glory described.
>Stacks upon stacks of money are piled up in the center of the room, leaving only a small walkway around the outside.
>Money stacked higher than you practically begs to be jumped into.
>The lights are on, causing the bits to positively gleam.
>There must be millions in that pile.
>You hear Winter give a little whine, knowing that they’re quite untouchable.
>A double door sits on the other side of the room.
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>>27473708
time to pres straight on!
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>>27473708
I really don't like how small an area we have to walk. like they could come toppling down on us at any second.
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and I'm going to pause here for the evening.

As I said, tomorrow I'll be in a car from probably about 1-6 CST, so I'll try to run then. Of course, since I'll be on phone, updates will probably take a good deal longer than a half hour.

Thank you all for playing, and if you have any questions, be sure to ask.
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>>27473765
Wow, good luck mate.

I have a hard time typic on phone, let alone you doing that for huge greentext posts. Unless you have slender fingers.
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>>27470703
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>>27476081
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>>27476987
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Take it easy
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>>27473731
>>27473745
>You push straight through, ignoring the pule of bits.
>A little uncomfortable, you watch the tower uneasily, just in case it topples.
>Thankfully, it doesn't, and you open the door to the next room.
>Winter flaps over the pile, clearing it easily.
>The door swings open, revealing a large open room.
>This room has been divided into four distinct sections, which intersect at a circle in the middle.
>Each section has its own theme, and a pedestal lies in the center if each.
>The near right corner has an aztec theme, faces and tikis lining the walls.
>Everything in that corner is colored gold.
>A totem with a stupid face sits on the pedestal.
>The area to your left is jail themed, bars covering the walls, and cold stone floors not feeling particularly welcome.
>The pedestal is inside a set of bars.
>They seem wide enough to slip through.
>in the far right, what you hope is a fake dragon hangs on the wall.
>It holds the pedestal in an outstretched hand.
>On top of the pedestal is a dragon statue, up on its back legs as if it were about to breathe fire.
>Finally, in the far left is what you came looking for.
>A simple looking lighter sits on a pedestal.
>Flames lick around the base.
>The whole corner glows a soft red, as if it were a live coal .
>Look around as you might, you can't find Glenn.
>Even your magical sight comes up dry.
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>>27478441
Check the ceiling. Use a flame if necessary.
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>>27478485
>You cast your gaze to the ceiling.
>Only darkness stares back.
>You create a green flame and hold it skyward as if it were a torch.
>The light doesn't reach high enough to illuminate the entire ceiling.
>Two small orbs reflect your light back, standing out in the ceiling.
>You turn up the flame, illuminating even more.
>You can make out white feathers, two small eyes, and a large beak.
>You nudge Winter, and she looks up as well.
>A griffon lies down, perched on a rafter.
>A lion's tail hangs from the other side of the rafter.
>He watches you intently, unmoving.
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>>27478535
So, how's it hanging?
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>>27478535
Might as well solve his puzzles to get our trinket.
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>>27478552
Not sure, these are traps, we're not supposed to win as they weren't built to be solved
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>>27478563
Trap are almost like puzzles you find what triggers it then you look for a way to deactivate it.
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>>27478546
>>27478552
"So how's it hanging?" You ask.
>"Alright. But I couldn't help but notice that somepony who should be hanging isn't hanging anymore," he says.
>Winter shies away.
"Now then. We'll be taking our trinkets and leaving, thank you very much."
>"Of course, be my guest."
>He gestures towards the fiery side of the room.
>As you make your way over, he continues speaking.
>"Though I'm curious. I'm told you left two of my maids unconscious and naked downstairs. Yet you don't wear them in here."
"They're not my style. I don't like dressimg like a cheap whore."
>"I think somepony told you not to. Tell me, which one was it?"
>As he speaks, you walk to the center of the room and step into your corner.
>As you near the pedestal, a jet of gas erupts from the ground.
>You quickly cover your nose and mouth, taking a step back.
>Winter seems to be slowly walking around her corner, likely looking for any sign of traps.
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>>27478653
It was your mom
yep, the one that you like to call mommy from time to time
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>>27478679
Oh yes
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>>27478653
>>27478679
How long is our chain? Can we take advantage of the daze this might cause and catch him then reel him in the gas while juming back?

Or is it too OP.
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>>27478653
Wait, told? Told by who?
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>>27478679
>>27478702
"Told? By whom?"
>"Do you think I didn't know you were in my house? Or that you made it hard? Please. My head maid reported straight to me before coming to deal with you. I see now that she and the others failed. While I may not have preempted you going into the kitchen, when you leave a body in the open or inside a sprung trap, they're not hard to find, sweetie."
"Well then, I'll tell you. It was your mom."
>"What?"
"Oh yes, the one you like to call mommy every now and again."
>His air of confidence instantly vanishes, and he squawks nervously.
>"I-I don't know what you're talking about. Even if that were true, she would never-"
"Oh, she's been hitting the bottle hard tonight, she told me everything about your little secret."
>You look up to him, hoping to find him stunned.
>He remains defiant, pulling out a crossbow and pointing it at you, but staying mostly behind cover.
>You could probably reach him with the chain from here.
>"Horse shit. I saw her not ten minutes ago perfectly sober. It either wasn't her or you've been snooping where you shouldn't. "
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>>27478824
Oh you wound me Glenn. I'm a bad mare but talk about bad.
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>>27478824
as much i want to rustle his feathers, we still has a trinket to grab.
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>>27478824
This would be a lot easier for the both of us if you were in diapers with your mommy rather than trying to hunt and trap me.
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>>27478854
>>27478873
>>27478900
"Oh, you wound me Glenn. I'm a bad mare, but talk about bad."
>"Well sorry if I have trouble believing your bullshit."
>You give him a smile.
"As much as I'd like to ruffle your feathers, I have a trinket to grab."
>You turn around, ready to approach the pedestal again.
>Another spurt of gas pops up, and you back up.
>"Do me a favor and breathe that in, please."
"You know, this would be a lot easier if you were were in diapers with mommy rather than trying to hunt and trap me."
>"That's it."
>You hear a click from the ceiling and something sharp hits you in the leg.
>Your eyes widen and you turn to find a syringe sticking out of your left shoulder.
>A harsh burning pain shoots through your leg, and you yell out as you crumple to the ground.
>You shakily get back to your other three hooves, finding your left leg completely lame.
>Turning, you find Glenn on the ground, his face beet red as he points another crossbow bolt at you.
>Winter rockets over, jumping in between you and Glenn, her wings flared out.
>"Move," Glenn says.
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>>27479058
What's the matter? Big putty tat can't handle someone in his way?
You don't even have the guts to fight like a real man and would rather "fight" from a distance.
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>>27479058
I want to torch his crossbow so he can't paralyze us. we need to get a clear shot.
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>>27479058
Paralying bolts. Can't fight fair and mommy isn't going to save you. Better come closer for a better shot, O great hunter.
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>>27479161
>>27479114
>You let out a pained laugh.
"What's the matter? Big ol' puddy tat can't handle somepony in his way? He'd rather 'fight' from a distance instead of fighting like the grownups?"
>Winter turns to you, fear on her face.
>"What are you doing?" She whispers frantically.
>Before you can respond, a bolt hits ger in the side of the head.
>She screams in pain before slumping to the ground, her eyes wide and her mouth open.
>Glenn grabs another bolt and begins reloading.
>"I think I'll turn you to gold and give you to Boomerang as a trophy. I'm sure she'll give you a nice place on the lawn."
>Using your good leg, you set fire to the crossbow.
>Glenn squawks, throwing the crossbow to the ground as it burns away.
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>>27479185
Too bad that lighter is in a trapped case and you don't look so flameproof.
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>>27479185
Oh I'm sorry did I do that?
Now time to bring it in close with some flaming hooves.
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>>27479239
But we only have three working legs.
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>>27479274
S-so?
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>>27479292
No no, you're right. We have three working legs and a flaming, numb, flesh flail!
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>>27479181
>>27479202
"Too bad that lighter's trapped in a case, cause you're not looking so fireproof right now."
>You move in, encasing your hooves in flames.
>However, with your left leg hanging uselessly at your side, it's not difficult for Glenn to avoid your strikes, pedaling backwards.
"What's the matter? Can't win a fair fight without mommy here to save you?"
> You swing your body, causing your limp arm to swing forward.
>Glenn clearly didn't expect that, and your numb flailing appendage makes contact with the large griffon.
>Sparks fly as your arm hits him, singing his fur.
>He stumbles backwards and you try to press the advantage
>As you strike forward, Glenn sidesteps the hit, grabbing onto your extended leg.
>He keeps moving around, bringing your arm with him.
>As he reaches your back, he uses his other talon to grab the back of your head and push you to the ground.
>He releases your hoof and makes to grab something from his belt.
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>>27479393
Try to set his belt on fire. But not too on fire, or it'd kill him.
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>>27479393
Right, well, I think it's time we fan the flames of our mane and tail. Give him a good burst to back off and we really need to watch our surroundings lest he fling us into one of his trapped treasures.
Hell maybe we can go for throwing him into one.
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>>27479393
Could we potentially use our magic to heat ourselves and destroy the toxin in our blood? Most paralyzing agents breakdown at certain tempetures.
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>>27479460
>>27479442
>>27479548
>You fan the flames on your mane and tail, causing them to flame up.
>Glenn covers her face, his hand moving away from his belt.
>You conjure a fireball and throw it at Glenn's belt, setting it on fire.
>But not too on fire. You don't want to hurt him too badly.
>He undoes the belt, but not before grabbing a bolt, which he holds in his claw, and a a pair of bolas, which he drapes across his shoulders.
>You stand up, your leg dragging behind you.
>Then you get an idea.
>You superheat your arm, trying to break down the toxins.
>Sure enough, pins and needles overtake your arm, which soon fade.
>Giving it a few test flexes, you have control of your leg once again.
>Next, you examine your surroundings.
>Glenn stands in the corner of the room near the idol, a few feet in front of the pedestal.
>The belt burns away on the ground in front of you.
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>>27479603
Well, push him back with a wall of flames. Be ready to counter any attacks or tricks.
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>>27479603
Keep our legs apart so he can't snag them with his bola.
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>>27479603
let's push him into the idol with a fireball. That should activate his own trap
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>>27479644
>>27479652
>In order to prevent your legs from being snagged, you spread your legs apart, digging into the ground in a combat stance.
>A wall of flame busts forward towards Glenn.
>He backpedals a few steps before ducking to the ground.
> A myriad of clicks come from the far wall.
>You do the same, falling to the ground and a mess of small darts fly over you before clattering to the ground behind you.
>But since Glenn flopped to the ground, the wall of flame washes over him.
>He sputters, coughing, the frathers on his face now tinged black instead of white.
>Then, realizing there's no longer anything he can do to you at range, he flaps his powerful wings.
>He flies towards you, his paws skimming the ground.
>The sharpened point of his crossbow bolt glints in his talon.
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>>27479795
>his paws skimming the ground.
Clumsy. Time to take advantage and dodge out of the way.
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>>27479795
Is that a normal deadly bolt rather than a paralyzing bolt? If he catches our leg, we can just get rid of the toxins again.
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>>27479867
I'm gonna go with never take a hit from a guy who loves traps.
>>27479841
This, but use fire to quickly heat air and cause a sudden updraft, throwing him off
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>>27479841
>>27479867
>>27479945
"Getting clumsy," you mutter, jumping out of the way.
>He continues past you, but flares his wings.
>He swings a talon at you, but you narrowly avoid him, as he was going too quickly.
>Glenn converts his forward momentum to upward momentum, spinning and turning in the air.
>As he does, you cause an updraft with your heat.
>He teeters in the air, trying to regain his balance
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>>27479945
If we fo get hit, keep burning out the toxins, nearly everything he could use would have a point it would deteriorate.
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>>27479971
I'm gonna pause right here, since my internet is getting wonky. Thank you all for playing, and I should be able to run tomorrow.
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>>27479967
"I knew chickens weren't good fliers."
Now kill the heat and try to wear him out.
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>>27479988
the wonkyness wasn't you but the site, I had troubles too for a few minutes
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>>27478261
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>>27479967
I think with his loss of balance this might be the time to burn up some of his wing feathers a bit so he can't fly anymore.

A well aimed weaker fireball should do it.
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Also did the board crash again? Can't believe there's a 10 hours gap for ubmp for no reason.
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>>27486795
I don't think so. I've seen plenty of threads go 10 hours without a bump, as long as it's in the middle of the night.
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>>27489650
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Hey listen guys. I hate when I have to say this kind of thing, but I'm going to be starting quite a bit late, probably an hour, hour and a half later than usual.

I'll run into the night though, finish this thread off.
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>>27491320
Nigga don't be sorry, it's great that you're even here today.
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>>27479990
>>27481707
“I knew chickens weren’t good flyers,” you jibe.
>You turn the heat off, sucking it out of the air.
>He drops in the air, flaring his wings to catch himself.
>Seizing your opportunity, you throw a small fireball at his wing.
>He tries to tuck it in to avoid it, but the flame washes over his feathers, singing them.
>”Shit,” he mutters.
>The griffon drops to the ground a few meters from you, examining his burnt feathers.
>Tucking his wing in, he gives a little laugh, seeming calmer now.
>”You are an odd one.”
“How so?”
>”The way you fight, I mean. It’s uncommon, unexpected of a villain.”
>He spreads his wing, showing you the burnt feathers.
>There’s a darkened spot in the middle of the wing, about a half foot across.
>You don’t know much about wing anatomy, you're not sure if he can fly with it anymore.
>”Hindering, but superficial, like every hit you’ve landed this whole fight. A hit like that should have hurt much more than it did.”
“It’s working, isn’t it?”
>”I think I’ve figured you out. You fight like a hero. You respect your powers, hold yourself back, fight with half of what you’ve got.”
>You lower your head.
“Don’t you think about pushing me.”
>”You’re afraid to make a mistake. Afraid of what might happen if you’re not careful. Tell me, am I getting warm?”
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>>27492392
>trying to get to us
Bring. Punch time now..
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>>27492392
There's no need to be upset, we've turned the matter in our head for months in the desert
We're not at peace yet, but we're lucid on who we are and what we want to do

That's right, I know how to show some respect
But I think you know what happened to the one who tried to bet her life on that
Feeling lucky today?

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>>27492392
That doesn't mean we're not going to hurt ya diaper boy.

Crack him over the head with the wrench to K.O. him.
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>>27492434
>>27492491
>>27492553
>You find yourself calm, not letting his words sink in.
“I’ve thought this over for months. I may not be at peace with what I’ve done, but I know who I am and what I want to do.”
>”Very well then.”
“Yes, I know how to show respect, but I think you know what happened to the last one who bet her life on that. You wanting to try your luck too?”
>”Please, I have no taste for that level of violence,” he says, waving a talon dismissively.
>As the two of you stare each other down, he looks at you with an odd look in his eyes, a faint smile on his face.
>It’s something you’ve never seen when fighting a super.
>Could that be respect?
“But this is boring, and it certainly doesn’t mean I’m not gonna hurt ya, diaper boy.”
>His smile instantly fades and his eyes narrow.
>”Bring it.”
>You pull out the wrench, rushing at him and aiming for his head.
>However, he swings with a talon, batting away your incoming hoof.
>He then pounces, wrapping his talon around the base of your neck and sending you to the ground.
>The back of your head smacks against the hard floor, and you grit your teeth through the pain.
>He stands over you, a talon around the base of your neck.
>”Blind aggression, however, will get you nowhere.”
>He swings at you with his free talon, the point of the bolt glinting as it aims for your head.
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>>27492645
Who said anything about blind aggression.

We set our body on fire to catch him off guard and throw the wrench at him.
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>>27492714
If we still have the wrench in hand or in hoof lets just smack him instead of throwing it.
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>>27492714
Focus in the direction of the incoming bolt to see if we can boil off the drug.
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>>27492909
I'm more worried about where he's trying to stab it, lotta places he could cause serious damage on our head
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>>27492714
>>27492725
>>27492848
>>27492909
>>27492996
>You close your eyes and breathe fire in the direction of the bolt, smiling like a silly mare as you make your best dragon roar.
>It feels good, almost bordering on therapeutic.
>However, you feel the bolt stick in the side of your neck.
>It's a little painful, but it doesn't rip or tear your flesh.
>Not much different than a shot at the doctor's, really.
>You set your entire body on fire.
>The claw releases from your neck, and you grab for the wrench that had fallen next to you.
>Glenn flaps his wings in reaction, hopping off of you.
>The griffon can’t take to the air, but the burned wing still gives him a quick push off of you, the wind fanning your fire.
>He was already backpedaling, and your swing whiffs, just missing his head.
>He lands on the ground just a few feet away from you, nursing a badly burnt talon.
>You get to your hooves, ready to follow up with another attack, but a sharp pain washes over you, causing your legs to shake and threatening to bring you back to the ground.
>Thankfully, you regain your composure, bringing yourself back upright.
>You keep the flames up, trying to burn the rest of the poison off.
>The fact that you’re still standing and in almost full control of your limbs tells you that you’ve boiled off a good deal of the poison, though you didn’t get all of it.
>Wincing, the griffon reaches back and grabs his bolas.
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>>27493031
Examine the bolas. Are they pure metal?
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Is that pain our orb finally giving out?
And if not:
'Really? Think those little things can take the heat?'
Make a coating of flames, wide stance with legs slightly askew, and be ready to pull a matrix jump between two of them if need be.
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>>27493062
Thats actually a fair point, are we resistant to molten metal or would that still do some really bad things?
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>>27493083
>are we resistant to molten metal
Did you forget how much we've dealt with molten glass?
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>>27493125
Glass doesn't burn as hot and we tried to keep from touching that.
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>>27493031
Hit him with a well-placed fire bolt before he takes it out

No more gadgets.
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>>27493031
Gogo gadget bola removal
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>>27493083
Molten metal would be pretty bad to have around. I mean it must be heated like crazy and we don't want to start a fire.

Either we prevent him from throwing it or we stop them mid air if possible, would be much safer.
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>>27493170
>You stomp a hoof to the ground, melting the sand of the riverbed into a pool of red-hot molten glass.
>You ease yourself into the pool of glass as if it were a hot tub, letting out a content sigh as you do.
>It actually feels kind of nice, a little like bathing in warm syrup.
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>>27493223
Nevermind, forgot about that.
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>>27493062
>>27493069
>>27493083
>>27493172
>>27493221
>With all the flames you’re keeping up, you don’t think your orb is giving out.
“Really, think those little things can take the heat?”
>He goes for them, pulling them out and swinging them around.
>You examine the bolas.
>The balls are metal, but they’re attached by a kind of rope.
>While you think you could just burn them, you remark that out of all the things in his belt, he decided to grab them.
>However, you don’t want to worry about it.
>You throw another bolt of flame at him.
>It catches on his shoulder as he throws it forward.
>You jump towards the bolas.
>Time seems to slow as you go through them, angling your body this way and that, narrowly avoiding the balls.
>Your hooves clop on the ground, and you continue forward, feet away from the griffon.
>He’s now bare of gadgets, has two badly burnt talons, a burnt wing, and a singed face.
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>>27493290
Now's the time to see if you're wise enough to give up.
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Check where winter is, she may have fallen into a bad place during this.
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>>27493290
What are the chances that he has something similar to our wrench? We haven't seen him use a single orb yet and bolas do seem like a signature weapon.
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>>27493311
Meant to say that between quotes.
And we still need to be careful with him.
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>>27493311
>>27493316
>>27493330
>>27493333
“Now then, let’s see if you’re wise enough to give up.”
>The griffon looks to you, then to his burnt talons and wing.
>He gives a little laugh, the look of respect returning to his face.
>”Yeah, you got me. I can’t deal with you up close, you don’t fall into my traps, and I can’t get you from a distance since you got rid of my crossbow and belt right away. You're an asshole, but yeah, you've got me beat.”
>He puts his talons up in surrender, sitting on his rump.
>”I know when I’m beat, and getting myself burned a few more times would just be a formality.”
>You turn around, looking at the bolas, which have wrapped around one of the dragon’s claws.
“Those better not come flying at me.”
>He laughs again.
>”Well, they would, but you broke that.”
>He points to the badly burnt leather belt lying off to the side.
>You look over to the fiery side of the arena.
>Winter lies on the ground, unmoving, her face still stuck as it was when she fell.
>She lies awfully close to the vent you kept triggering.
"Really, no more tricks?" You ask, unbelieving.
>"Nope, bone dry. Alright, let's get this over with. What are your demands?"
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>>27493510
The lighter and the key. We get those and out of here safely then you won't have to see us again.
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>>27493510
Safe conduct for both Me and my friend here, for a start.
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>>27493510
Sorry about your wing grandpa.
By the way, we were serious about your maid drinking. You're going to need to clean up your library she got your maids all trapped in this weird tentacle book.
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>>27493548
Why only two treasures? We do need the money for replacement orbs and stuff.
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>>27493656
Yeah we should ask for something we can grab. Nothing too much or heavy, maybe some "tips" for the show. With a smile and everything.
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>>27493675
There are two other treasures in the room.
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>>27493738
Yeah, we shouldn't get anything more than these though. Being too greedy would lead us to another trap.
And we should wait for Winter to wake and pick it for us to be sure.
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>>27493510
Ask what is it that's changed.
What's with the smiles now.

We don't get that from heroes unless they're checking us out.
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>>27493548
>>27493586
>>27493608
>>27493656
>>27493675
>>27493738
>>27493810
>>27493856
“Safe conduct for me and my friend, for a start.”
>”Of course.”
“The lighter and the key. Get us those, get us out of here safely, and you’ll never have to see us again.”
>He nods.
>”Give me a moment, I’ll be right back.”
>Glenn picks up his burnt belt and walks to the back of his the room.
>As he walks, he winces with every step he takes.
>He reaches the back wall and places his talon against it.
>Blue lines crisscross the black wall around his talon, and he then touches the wall in several spots, entering a combination.
>The dim lighting turns off, and more friendly light bulbs illuminate the room fully.
>The glass cases holding the artifacts pop off with a hiss.
>He walks across the room, picks up the artifacts, and then plops them on the ground next to you.
>The totem is really heavy, you’re pretty sure it’s made of solid gold. It’s
>Placing it down, you look over the dragon.
>It’s a blue dragon made of wood, reared up on its hind legs,
“Thanks, and sorry about the wing, grandpa.”
>He extends it, examining the black spot and sighing.
>”It’s fine. Feathers grow back.”
>The two of you walk over to Winter, who still lies there.
“How much longer is she going to be out?”
>”A few minutes, probably. I could go get an antidote, but she’d probably get back up by the time I get back.”
>You heft her over to the center and lie her down.
(cont.)
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>>27493941
>Glenn lies down, keeping the weight off his burns.
“By the way, I was serious about your maid drinking.”
>”Really?”
“Yeah, you’re gonna need to clean up your library. She got all the other maids trapped in some weird tentacle book and she was the one who told me about your traps.”
>”Oh, well that’s really disappointing. It’s a shame, but I’ll probably have to fire her.”
>He sighs.
>”She was a good maid too, wonder why she would go and do something like that.”
“Question. What’s with the smiles now? Why are we suddenly cool? What is it that’s changed?”
>He laughs once again.
>”Oh, I’m gonna sound like an old man. I haven’t lost a fight in a long while, and you’re a lot of fun to fight against. A worthy opponent, if I say so myself. Sure, I could have done without the whole baby thing, but it’s all in good fun.”
>He looks around nervously.
>”Please don’t tell your friends about that. Or the tabloids, especially not the tabloids.”
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>>27493951
Kay
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>>27493951
You should have figured by now that I'm a mare of honor.
As long as you don't go blabber to the big mares like a coward, of course...
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>>27493951
I can keep a secret, but can you?
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>>27493951
I'm more concerned with what he's going to tell people about us. Maybe something like we're not a killer.

That stuff that happened was an accident, it won't stop people from wanting to put us in jail but the better rep would be nice.
And it'll piss off boomerang and that's always nice.
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>>27494135
True but we can't openly say "hey give us some good rep" at random.

At best though we could say "remember what happened here" or something, so that if theres something new involving us he'd weigh in our favor, in the superhero council or whatever they have.
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>>27494191
I just figure that the fact that we were the first ponies to successfully rob this place he'll probably get someone asking them about us.

So it's better to be called a nice robber than a crazy bloodthirsty murder robber.
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>>27494246
That's if he even leak that he was infiltred and escape. You'd think he'd just keep quiet that he got bested.
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>>27493977
>>27494067
>>27494101
>>27494135
>>27494191
>>27494246
>>27494287
“Kay.”
>”That it?”
“Yep.”
>”Well, that’s a relief.”
“You should have figured by now that I’m a mare of honor. Long as you don’t go blabbering to the big mares like a coward, of course. You wouldn’t do that, would you?”
>“Oh no. That’d be a mess. Surrenders aren’t good PR, and Boomerang would probably rip me a new one for letting you leave in anything less than a full body cast, heh.”
“I’ll hold you to it, but I wasn’t talking about the news. I was talking about your super friends. Are you gonna tell them about me? How I’m not the brutal murderer Boomerang is cracking me up to be? It’d certainly piss her off.”
>”Well, to be honest I hadn’t planned to. I mean, I know she’s your rival and all, and you seem like a decent enough criminal, but it’s advocating for a villain, a little embarrassing, and I don’t really want to get on Boomerang’s bad side.”
“Will you at least remember what happened here?”
>”That I could do. You did just rob me though, so don’t expect much.”
“Yeah, course.”
>The two of you fall into silence, watching Winter.
>Minutes pass watching Winter’s chest rise and fall.
>She begins to blink furiously, trying to wet her dry eyes.
>The pegasus groans and gets herself to her hooves.
>You help her up, giving her a hoof, and she shakily stands.
>After a couple minutes of recovery, Glenn escorts the two of you to the main door, not a single trap sprung on you.
>”Just walk right down the main driveway,” he says, punching in a code on a console next to the main door. “Right through the main gate, you’ll get out no problem.”
>You wave goodbye, saddlebags full of goodies, and walk side by side down the drive.
>The door closes behind you.
>”You sacrificed me,” Winter says, grumbling.
“Hmm?”
>”You let him shoot me,”
“You stood in front of a crossbow and expected not to get shot?”
>She grumbles in response.
>”Fine, but I want my skeleton key and another one of the treasures.”
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>>27494308
Alright Winter. You're choice.
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>>27494308
Well we did most of the work, so we keep the pricier ones. But sure. As long as we stay in touch.
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>>27494308
Sorry, we didn't mean for that to happen.
But next time just push us out of the way instead of jumping in front of the arrow.

I want to ask Winter if she wants to join the gang.
We could use someone like her especially someone with a key like hers.
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>>27494403
No we already got voltage in the group because we just brought her to the base without Two Bit approval. Doing that again will likely cause us to get kicked out.
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>>27494484
I don't want to bring her to the base I want to keep in contact. It's scouting.

I planned on finding out if she interested and then seeing if two-bit thinks she'd be useful.
By the book this time.
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>>27494346
>>27494375
>>27494403
>>27494484
>>27494538
“I didn’t mean for that to happen, but next time, push me out of the way instead of jumping in front of the arrow.”
>”Fine, my bad.”
“But you can have one, your choice.”
>You pull out the statue and idol.
>”Ooh, alright.”
>She looks over them, and points to the idol.
>”That one.”
>She takes it and stuffs it into her saddlebags, and you return the dragon to yours.
>The two of you reach the gate, which swings open, letting you into the street.
>As you retrieve your hidden bike and hop onto it, you look over to Winter.
“Say, would you like to join our gang of supervillains?”
>Her jaw drops.
>”I, huh?”
“Yeah, we could use someone like you, especially somepony with a key like you have.”
>”Really? Oh, this is so great! You really want me on your team!”
“Yep, sure do.”
>”Well, yeah! I’m in!”
“Glad to hear it, Winter. I’d have to clear it with the head of our gang, but give me your number and I’ll give you a call. Even if it doesn’t work out, we could work as a pair from time to time."
>She excitedly tells you her number, which you commit to memory.
>”Alright! Bye Road Rage, I hope to hear from you soon!”
>You wave goodbye to her in return.
>She takes to the air, flying towards the city.
>You strap yourself in, plop a helmet on your head, and rev the bike, sending yourself away from the mansions and towards home after a long day.
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And that will do it for thread 30 of Super, and I believe only the third thread to hit bump limit.

Thank you all so much for playing, I really do appreciate it.
I’m not at home, so I think I’ll take the next couple days off to enjoy my vacation, then come back and run some more next week.
As always, if you have any questions, be sure to ask.
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>>27494484
Yep, which is why we should just get her contact info and stuff. Nothing says we can't hire freelance thief for a future case.

>>27494568
Thank you for keep doing this and keeping us entertained. This was a great thread. Have fun wherever you are.
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>>27494568
Did Easy put the maid outfit in her bag and forget about it?
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>>27494607
Yes, she put it in her bag. I haven't updated the inventory yet, but I'm doing that right now.
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We should start deciding what to bring in our bags so we're not always stuffed.
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Yeepz is a cunt who should die of aids
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>>27495574
Who?
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#justicefortinker
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