Equestrian Dungeon: A Pint's Edition

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FIRST

Stab the Barrelbot.

>>27425260
Look around

>>27425260
I believe I was with a CAV?

Run at it and jump ontop

Check for a weak spot.

>>27425260
Go to Ember and immediately attack the CAV

>>27425286
>Jack Frost immediately attacked the BarrelBot with the Frostfang! He just chipped a bit of paint off its dome.

>>27425310
>Morky looks around, and finds himself in a hallway leading to darkness.

>>27425328
Yes.
>Ember launches herself on top of the CAV, and checks for weak spots. She sees the dome of the enemy is particularly unsturdy...

>>27425355
>Krono immediately attacked the CAV with the Bat-tle Axe! It took mediocre damage.

Jack Frost suddenly attacked a BarrelBot!
The BarrelBot fired its shoulder cannon at Jack Frost! He sidestepped out of the projectile's path.
Ember and company suddenly attacked a Crudely Armored Vehicle!
The Crudely Armored Vehicle is revving its engine!

>>27425444
I go into the darkness

>>27425444
Check em'.
Cleave the dome of the CAV

>>27425444
Wail at the dome of the CAV


What does CAV mean anyways?

>>27425458
Crudely Armored Vehicle

>>27425444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eAolTo9M3Q
"Hey, robot. If you have any last wishes, you should say them right now." Stab the robot with a levitation beta-infused stab.

>>27425444
catch up to the group and attack the BarrelBot

>>27425260
Attack Barrelbot

>>27425445
>Morky enters the darkness. Here, he finds a wooden door straight ahead, and a passage to the left and the right.

>>27425455
>Krono attacked the dome of the Crudely Armored Vehicle with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt a substantial blow.

>>27425458
>Ember attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle with the SP/TW in a merciless fashion! Another blow was made.

>>27425467
>Jack Frost attacked the BarrelBot with the Frostfang and a dose of Levitation β! It took moderate damage.

>>27425550
>Useless joined Jack Frost's battle by attacking the BarrelBot with brute force! It took substantial damage.

>>27425583
>Fruitanon joined Jack Frost's battle by attacking the BarrelBot with the Bayonet! It took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}

The BarrelBot launched itself into Useless with rocket thrusters... And missed!
The Crudely Armored Vehicle tried to launch a Paratrooper Skeleton out of its dome, but said dome was jammed!

>>27425619
Attack the BB with a levitation alpha infused-stab.

>>27425619
keep attacking the BarrelBot
try to destroy the rocket thrusters

>>27425619
Keep on punching the dome until it breaks open.

>>27425619
I open the door ahead.

>>27425619
Chop the dome again.

>>27425619
Attack Barrelbot again

>>27425637
>Jack Frost attacked the BarrelBot with the Frostfang and the aid of Levitation α! He froze the enemy solid!

>>27425639
>Useless smashed the BarrelBot to pieces in its frigid state.

>>27425646
>Ember attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle's dome with the SP/TW! She landed another full-on hit.

>>27425653
>Morky opened the wooden door straight ahead. Inside, he found nothing.

>>27425656
>Krono attacked the dome of the Crudely Armored Vehicle once more with the Bat-tle Axe, slicing it in two!

You won!
Jack Frost gained 22 EXP.
Fruitanon and Useless gained 17 EXP.
Ember and Krono gained 25 EXP.
Useless has achieved Level 2!

>>27425769
I go to the right passage

>>27425769
Exit the room, and check out the darkness.

>>27425769
following Jack

>>27425769
Look around the room.

>>27425769
Follow Jack into the Darkness

>>27425769
Loot the Vehicle

Follow Krono afterwards

>>27425785
>Morky ventured down the passage to the right. Here, he found two wooden doors to the left, and darkness further beyond.

>>27425790
>Jack Frost investigated the darkness to the right. Here, he found a single wooden door straight ahead, and a continuation of this passage to the right.

>>27425808
>Useless is following Jack Frost.

>>27425810
>Krono looks around the room, and finds nothing else of interest.

>>27425812
>Fruitanon is following Jack Frost.

>>27425817
>Ember tried to loot the CAV... And found a Lemon inside! Unfortunately, the Inventory is full. She follows Krono afterwards.

>>27425921
Teleport to the CAV room, and eat the lemon whole.

>>27425921
Exit the room.

>>27425921
Slap Jack for trying to eat my lemon and follow Krono

Oh and eat lemon.

>>27425921
I open both doors. One using magic, levitation and opening the second one

>>27425921
open the wooden door

>>27425934
>Jack Frost ate the entire damn lemon whole! He recovered some energy.

>>27425941
>Krono left the room.

>>27425953
>Ember was too late.

>>27425956
>Morky opens both doors simultaneously. The first had nothing immediately inside, and the second had two idling BarrelBots.

>>27425966
>Useless opened the lone wooden door. Here, he found a single switch.

>>27425921
Go into Wooden door Ahead

>>27425953
Be Scared.

>>27426008
What doors n shit are around me?

>>27426008
Run over to Morky and tackle first BarrelBot

>>27426018
Why?

>>27426008
flip the switch

>>27426008
Teleport to the BBs, and cast ZA WARUDO.

>>27426008
I slowly walk into the barrel bots and hit one with my rake

>>27426044
>>27426055
Neat.

>>27426044
Remember the talk I gave ya'll earlier on?
If I want help I'll call for it, I obviously don't need it, it's two, TWO barrel bots. Not a boss Frost.

>>27426008
>>27426018

>>27426038
A Lemon is a fruit.
You're essentially Eating my Family.
I'M scared. Not you.

>>27426062
Hey, I thought you were against the whole party rushing over the enemies. I just want to give you an easier time. I won't even fight them.

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>>27426069
Oh....

Oh shit I'm sorry...

>>27426079
I had never said that. I just don't like everyone rushing the enemies I'm fighting

>>27426113
That's what I just said? "Everyone rushing the enemies" and "The whole party rushing over to the enemies" is kinda the same thing.

>>27426084
Oh it's fine.

Not the last time you'll be Eating my Fruit

*Laughter that Progressively turns into Crying*

>>27426131
Suck it up buttercup

>>27426131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iqYuFmzqg

>>27426255
Savage

>>27426008
Join up with jack.

>>27426018
>Fruitanon is following Useless.

>>27426019
Darkness to the left and to the right.

>>27426020
>Ember ran all the way to Morky's location, and attacked BarrelBot A with brute force! It took significant damage.

>>27426040
>Useless flipped the switch. Suddenly, a BarrelBot, a Crudely Armored Vehicle, and a Chargin' Skeleton appeared in the room!

>>27426044
>Jack Frost teleported to Morky's location, and cast Paralysis Ω!
Barrelbot A couldn't move!
BarrelBot B couldn't move!

>>27426055
>Morky timidly attacked BarrelBot A with the rake.

>>27426499
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.

Morky and company encountered a BarrelBot and its cohort!
BarrelBot A couldn't move!
BarrelBot B couldn't move!
Useless and company were suddenly attacked by a Chargin' Skeleton and its cohorts!
The Chargin' Skeleton is pacing around Useless in a clockwise fashion.
The Crudely Armored Vehicle is revving its engine!
The BarrelBot fired its shoulder cannon at Fruitanon! He took damage.

>>27426581
I attack it again

>>27426581
Well, Morky, you got your wish. Teleport to Useless' place, and stab the spook.

>>27426581
Go to Jack and stab BB 2

>>27426581
stop Chargin' Skeleton prancing with a blow to the noggin

>>27426603
Uh, Krono. I think three enemies gives out more EXP than two.

>>27426603
nevermind, just go to Jack

>>27426603
My god... Why does everyone try to help me? Suitcase you where here when I threw a bitch fit about people always helping me when I don't need it?

>>27426581
Attack Barrelbot

>>27426598
>Morky timidly attacked BarrelBot A again.

>>27426601
>Jack Frost teleported to Useless' location, and attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Frostfang! The enemy blocked the attack with its shield.

>>27426603
>>27426620
>Krono ran to Jack Frost's location, but did not attack.

>>27426611
>Useless attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! The enemy blocked the attack again with its shield.

>>27426660
>Fruitanon attacked BarrelBot C with the Bayonet! It took minor damage.

BarrelBot A couldn't move!
BarrelBot B couldn't move!
The Chargin' Skeleton is pacing around Useless in a counter-clockwise fashion.
The Crudely Armored Vehicle rammed into Fruitanon full-forcedly! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
BarrelBot C launched into Useless with its rocket thrusters! He took minor damage.

>>27426726
I shield bash BB A

>>27426726
Stab Bot A

>>27426726
Attack Barrelbot Again

>>27426726
purposely get in the way of chargin' skeleton prancing and pummel it with a furious barrage of hooves

>>27426726
Cast heal up beta on Fruit.

>>27426753
Your not in the same room as me, your stabbing BB C

>>27426726
Chop at the CAV's dome.

>>27426741
>Morky attacked BarrelBot A with a shield bash! It takes moderate damage.

>>27426753
>Ember joined Morky's battle by attacking BarrelBot A with the SP/TW! It takes great damage.

>>27426756
>Fruitanon attacked BarrelBot C with the Bayonet! It took moderate damage.

>>27426757
>Useless attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! It took great damage.

>>27426769
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Fruitanon! He recovered some energy.

>>27426792
>Krono attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle with the Bat-tle Axe! It took moderate damage.

BarrelBot A couldn't move!
BarrelBot B couldn't move!
The Chargin' Skeleton slashed its jagged sword at Jack Frost! He took major damage.
The Crudely Armored Vehicle edged closer!
The BarrelBot is reloading its shoulder cannon!

>>27426944
Stab the spook.

>>27426944
Just keep on attacking until it gets sliced in half.

>>27426944
Attack Barrelbot C

>>27426944
I do it again

>>27426944
disarm Chargin' Skeleton and hit it with it's own weapon

>>27426944
Slash the CAV again.

>>27426944
Stab BBB

Note: This character just happens to have a disease that instantly removes himself from the roster if his original somehow isn't dead.
Willing to make some amends here and join your communist party; no teamkilling and traitoring and shit, that just set back the game.

Bad Dragon's "Fenrir" (fuck off)
IMI Desert Eagle Mark XIX (.44 Magnum/8 Round)
Silver Ended Tomahawk

Unicorn
Female

>>27427063
>Bad Dragon's "Fenrir"
PFF

>>27427063
I think its too late for that you fucker.

>>27427063
>>27427079
Oh, and I don't associate myself with "communist"
I am just a pony.

>>27427063
>Manhorse rejoins
>Brings a loaded gun and a tomahawk
I don't believe you...

>>27427063
>Manhorse
>Female
wot
Also, fuck you.

>>27427079
Oi fuck you plastic vaginas are shit dildos (dildi? dildo just plural?) are much better

>>27427095
Okay, try killing wildlife hand to hand with no weapons and see how long you live. Quick protip: not very long.

>>27427082
>>27427136
>did nothing wrong
k

>>27427160
>Plastic vaginas are shit dildos.
Well, yeah. What did ya expect to use them for?

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>>27427160
Are you expecting us to trust you after you switched over to the enemy side?

>>27427160
Yeah, but what are the chances your gonna shoot me in the back of the head? Quick protip: Very High

>>27427160
You won't be trusted. Ever.

>>27427179
>>27427207
>>27427229
>Say yes
"Sweet, I'll just taze you until you're dead."
>Say no
"Not sweet, I'm going to kill you now."
>Type up a bunch of shit to buy time
>Lawsmen kills me off
It's a lose-lose-lose situation. If you read the post I made, you would see I asked for proof that he wasn't lying to buy another turn of life. I knew already no matter what I would say, this was the point I died. Switching over to the other side would either 1) be the best way to kill my guy off or 2) would actually give a rare chance to let me live, before my guy got killed the best way.

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>>27427245
We still can't trust you.

Even if this is true,why did you interact with him in the first place?

>>27427245
Yeah, I'm not upset about the whole 'Suprise! Mini-Boss fight!' thing. I just don't want you shooting me in the back of the head. No need to get salty about it.

>>27426948
>Jack Frost attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Frostfang... But missed!

>>27426956
>Ember attacked BarrelBot A with the SP/TW! It took moderate damage.

>>27426959
>Fruitanon attacked BarrelBot C with the Bayonet! It took great damage.

>>27426960
>Morky attacked BarrelBot A with another shield bash! It took great damage.

>>27426972
>Useless tried to disarm the Chargin' Skeleton, but failed.

>>27427058
>Suitcase joins Morky's battle by attacking BarrelBot B with the Deck Knife! It took mild damage.

>>27427063
Could you really not think of a better name?
>The 2.5th Manhorse joined the group!
Magnet removed from Inventory.
"Fenrir" added to Inventory.
Trail Mix removed from the Inventory.
IMI Desert Eagle XIX (8/6) added to Inventory.
Stoneguard Chestplate removed from Inventory.
Silver Ended Tomahawk added to Inventory.
+1 AnonPone.

BarrelBot A could move again!
BarrelBot A fired its shoulder cannon at Suitcase! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
BarrelBot B could move again!
BarrelBot B fired its shoulder cannon at Ember! She took minor damage.
The Chargin' Skeleton aptly charged into Fruitanon! He took major damage.
The Crudely Armored Vehicle rammed into Fruitanon! He took mild damage.
BarrelBot C fired its shoulder cannon at Useless! He took major damage.

>>27427320
Stab the spook again.

>>27427320
Equip Desert Eagle and shoot Bot A once.

>>27427320
>Stonegaurd chestplate (the best armor we have) is removed from the inventory
>Replaced by a fucking tomahawk.
y tho.
Attack CAV

>>27427320
keep focusing attacks on Chargin' Skeleton it has to die eventually, right?
wince in pain from being shot

>>27427320
I hit the Barrel Bot A for shooting Suitcase

>>27427320
Healing wind III on Myself

>>27427320
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Wasn't I wearing the stone guard chest-plate?

>>27427320
Obtuse chain BBB

>>27427392
I'm pretty sure you were.

>>27427448
I thought so!
So get rid of something else not being used Laws, like the torque wrench, that's not being used anymore.

>>27427334
>Jack Frost attacked the Chargin' Skeleton once more with the Frostfang! It landed this time!

>>27427337
>Ember takes the Desert Eagle and fires it at BarrelBot A! This kills the machine.

>>27427364
>Krono attacked the CAV with the Bat-tle Axe! It took moderate damage.

>>27427372
>Useless attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with brute force! It was a perfect blow.

>>27427379
BarrelBot A was destroyed!

>>27427390
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Fruitanon was completely healed!

>>27427392
>>27427448
>>27427472
Damn it.
SGCP replaced, Torque Wrench removed.

>>27427409
>Suitcase cast Obtuse Chain on BarrelBot B! Out of four attacks, three landed.

BarrelBot B launched itself into Morky! He took mild damage.
The Chargin' Skeleton atly charged into Useless with its shield! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
The CAV edged closer!
BarrelBot C launched itself into Useless! He took even more damage!

>>27427582
Roll around and shoot Bot B

>>27427582
Dome chop the CAV

>>27427582
Whew lad
I shield bash BB B

>>27427582
Stab the spook some more.

>>27427582
guess I should retreat to safety

>>27427582
Attack CAV

>>27427604
>Ember fired another bullet at BarrelBot B! Another direct hit!

>>27427619
>Krono attacked the CAV with the Bat-tle Axe! It took great damage.

>>27427627
>Morky shield bashed BarrelBot B! This kills the machine.

>>27427637
>Jack Frost attacked the Chargin' Skeleton with the Frostfang! He landed another hit.

>>27427649
>Useless retreats to safety!

>>27427679
>Fruitanon attacked the CAV with the Bayonet! It took mild damage.

The Chargin' Skeleton slashed its jagged sword at Jack Frost! He took minor damage.
The CAV rammed into Useless! He took more damage.
The BarrelBot is reloading its shoulder cannon.
Morky and company won their battle!
Ember and Morky gained 44 EXP.
Suitcase gained 11 EXP.

>>27427715
I took severe head damage!
"Ey ladies how about we have a little fun eh?"
My words are slurred as I put my arms around the two mares

>>27427715
Remove the spook's head.

>>27427715
/inv
there's gotta be some healing items
barring that try meditation to regain some health

>>27427753
>arms.
>>27427715
Wings of healing on Useless.

>>27427715
Gently push Morky away and find Fruit
>>27427753
N-no thanks I'm fine
No I'm not blushing,its just really hot in here B-Baka!

>>27427805
Legs = Arms
I didn't want them to think I put my legs around them so my donger was flailing in the air at their eye level. Here

I took severe head damage!
"Ey ladies how about we have a little fun eh?"
My words are slurred as I put my front legs around the two mares

>>27427858
>not letting your wedding tackle swing freely in the breeze

>>27427964
I have severe head damage

>>27427975
not the lower head I would hope

>>27428002
Hopefully not, I was bashed in the side by the barrel bot.

>>27428032
ouch
I fell victim to a skeleton attack
currently hiding like a little bitch

>>27428124
Saw that

>>27427715
Attack CAV

Uh, lawsmen?

>>27427753
?

>>27427757
>Jack Frost completely beheaded the poor skeleton!

>>27427788
/inv in next post

>>27427805
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Useless! He recovered some HP.

>>27427819
>Ember does that.

>>27428308
>Fruitanon one-shots the CAV!

The Chargin' Skeleton was destroyed!
The CAV was destroyed!
The BarrelBot is reloading its shoulder cannon!
Ayy

>>27427788
Let me know if this isn't right
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
"Fenrir"
IMI Desert Eagle XIX
Silver Ended Tomahawk
Candle
Bullet x267
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle
Frostfang (E)
Full Briefcase (7/7)
-Metronome
-Kleenex (100)
-Hollow Foam Ball (6)
-Foam Roller
-Dynamite x6
-Gun Parts
-Plate
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Giant Sack #1 (13/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:118)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-SP:TW
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Rake
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (12m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Leather Jacket (E)
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Deck Knife
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Awesome Bleach
-Cellphone

>>27428895
I fall asleep.

>>27428895
Find Fruit.

>>27428895
Stab the Barrelbot with a levitation alpha infused-stab.

>>27428914
Your going to have sexy fun times with him because I passed out?

>>27428925
W-what makes you say that?

>>27428949
Well...
I dunno
Your stuttering
Your embarrassed about something
Or your disappointed that you didn't get sexy fun times with me?

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>>27428983
Don't you have a wife or something?

>>27428912
>Morky almost dies.

>>27428914
>Ember is finding Fruitanon.

>>27428921
>Jack Frost offs the BarrelBot.

You won!
Jack Frost and friends gained 77 EXP.
Krono has achieved Level 10!
Krono's max HP went up!
Ember has achieved Level 5!
Ember realized the power of Acute Chain!
Useless has achieved Level 3!

>>27429024
Follow Jack.

>>27429021
Yes but I'm autistic and what not
Also a crack head

>>27429024
I sleep.

>>27429024
Check out the continuation to the right at >>27425921 (Jack)

>>27429024
Make my way back to the waterfall, then look at my pathway options.

>>27429024
>Morky almost dies.
Also what does this mean?

>>27429024
Find Jack.
>>27428983
Slap Morky.

>>27429065
>>27429181
Exactly that.

>>27429161
>Suitcase finds no pathway options beyond the waterfall.

>>27429050
>>27429297
Jack-following party

>>27429066
>Jack Frost finds another wooden door to the left, and more passage to the right.

>>27429306
Punch open the left wooden door.

>>27429306
Go right.

>>27429306
Sleep next to Morky 'cause I'm lost AF

>>27429314
>Jack Frost opens the wooden door to the left. Inside, he finds a wooden crate.

>>27429323
>Ember turns right, and finds a wooden door to the left. More darkness is ahead of her.

>>27429328
>Suitcase is too lost to continue.

>>27429297
Nigga

>>27429306
How did I almost die though?
Anyways I continue to sleep

>>27429390
Kick open the crate.

>>27429390
Bug Morky.
"Morky. Morky I'm lost..."

>>27429390
Open wooden door just enough so that I can see whats inside the room without anything seeing me.

>>27429423
"What do you want? Snuggle or do you want me to help?"

>>27429448
"I'm lost."

>>27429470
"I get that. So what do you want? A way out or what?"

>>27429395
Almost. You suddenly collapsed.

>>27429406
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found the Red Key, but the Inventory is full.

>>27429423
>>27429448
>>27429470
This

>>27429426
>Ember opened the wooden door. Inside, she found the spike wall and the water room's door to her right.

>>27429510
Well, no time like now. Chug the bleach I have, then take the key.

>>27429510
Can someone go into the pressure plate room?
I'm gonna try something

Go into the water room and press the switch.

>>27429510
>>27429506
Lay atop Morky.
"I just have zero idea of what to do now..."

>>27429510
>Almost. You suddenly collapsed
Oh, okay

>>27429548
Go
to
the pressure plate room

Remember?The one with the water current?

>>27429510
>>27429548
>>27429554
Check on Morky to make sure I'm not laying on a corpse.

>>27429548
"Okay. So we're snuggling I'm guessing?"

>>27429580
"More me expressing my dominance."

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>>27429593
>>27429580
>>27429573
>>27429548
>>27429506
>>27429470
>>27429448
I thought you had a wife Morky

>>27429593
"So dominance snuggling?"

>>27429638
"Meh, Sure."

>>27429525
>Jack Frost chugged the Awesome Bleach, and took the Red Key.
Jack suddenly felt FUCKING AWESOME!

>>27429527
>Ember still can't press the switch.

>>27429548
>>27429573
>>27429593
>>27429638
k

>>27429655
>Jack suddenly felt FUCKING AWESOME
And I thought Lawsie didn't have a sense of humor.
Continue expressing my dominance over Morky.

>>27429655
Run over to >>27429510 (Ember), and punch the spike wall.
"ORA."

>>27429629
I do, but it's snuggling it's not like were doing the square dance if you know what I mean

>>27429655
I snuggle with the "dominate" Suitcase

>>27429655
Wait am I in the wrong room?

Well shit.

That's embarrassing.

Follow Jack
>>27429682
Jesus fuck RIP hooves.

>>27429655
Follow jack to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.

>>27429691
>>27429769
"I FEEL AWESOME! WOO."

oops, got busy but I'm back now
>>27429024
>Useless has achieved Level 3!
yay! does health refill with lvl-up?

>>27429679
>>27429688
yee

>>27429682
>Jack FUCKING DESTROYS the spike wall!
Jack Frost is feeling a little less AWESOME now...

>>27429691
>Ember didn't move.

>>27429769
>Fruitanon is watching out for Jack Frost.

>>27429928
No.

>>27429937
Continue snuggling with Suitcase

>>27429937
Proceed past the Destroyed Spike wall.\
Tell Jack He's Awesome.

>>27429937
>Jack FUCKING DESTROYS the spike wall!
"WOO!"
Run through the fucked-up wall.
>>27429950
"THANKS."

>>27429937
Follow Fruit

>>27429937
Sleep on top of Morky 'cause I'm tired of spreading my dominance all over him.

>>27429937
>No
okay I'll trying using the inhaler
I wonder what effects it will have?
let's find out, shall we?

>>27429969
I put Suitcase by my side carefully not wake the sleeping mare.

>>27429947
>>27429969
>>27430017
u

>>27429950
>Fruitanon proceeds past the spike wall. Here, he found a wooden door straight ahead and another locking door to the right.

>>27429959
>Ember is following Fruitanon.

>>27429993
>Useless uses the Inhaler. It had no effect on his health whatsoever.

Picking up on this tomorrow. See everyone then!

>>27430050
Night Lawsie

I hold the sleeping mare close and fall asleep.

>>27429937
Sorry, I was in the middle of some shit, had to go downtown, one thing lead to another, I got drunk, and now I'm here.
Also got an amiibo. I don't even own a Wii U.

Let's equip the dragon dildo as a knife, the deagle as the gun, and use the tactical position for it. Keep the tomahawk around.

>>27430070
>>27430050
Ah fuck
Better go drink more and play CoD4

>>27430070
Oh, hey. I kinda destroyed a spike wall.

>>27430050
Whelp, I'm fucking late

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>>27430050
>It had no effect on his health whatsoever
:(
>Picking up on this tomorrow. See everyone then!
g'nite lawsmen, thanks for the game
may a restful night and good dreams come your way

>>27430081
>>27430070
I think I still have the deagle equipped

>>27430123
Do believe so

Also, unofficial thread is always open by the way
If Glimmer decides to put it up

>>27430050
Night Lawsie

>>>/mlp27417967
>>>/mlp27417967
>>>/mlp27417967

>>27417967
>>27417967
>>27417967

New player.
Pegasus.
Items are a quart-sized bottle of water, a can of vanilla-flavored nutrition drink, and a bottle of max strength pepto bismol.

>>27430218
A little late there buddy.

>>27430218
Well, the game isn't active right now, but welcome.

>>27430257
>>27430238
Is there a time limit on signing up?

>>27430391
No, God, Lawsmen, is getting off for tonight

>>27430391
Oh, no. Lawsmen has just dropped the game for the night to sleep. When he is back, he will accept ya. So, how's your day been?

>>27430401
>>27430396
Ah, cool. Was hoping I didn't do it wrong somehow.

Anyway, it's been pretty good, thanks. Buddy developed an ulcer just in time for the weekend, so all the doctor's offices are closed for two days.
Beyond that, salright, I guess.
How about you guys?

>>27430421
Is gud, do you need a little background of what's going on here?

>>27430421
Good. Anyways, if you are wondering about the setting and all of that, here's the basics. I'm Jack, the "Fun Police" guy, but I have my moments. We have Fruitanon, Glimglam, Morky, and some other guys. We are in a dungeon, and we fight shit and find stuff. We have skills and levels, and all of that.

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>>27430391
No,no time limit.
>>27430421
Absolutely great.

>>27430421
I'm doing pretty fine m8

>>27430428
I could certainly use that.

>>27430452
I gathered that much. Some info on how actions resolve, levels are gained, and other stuff would be helpful.

>>27430457
Glad all three of you are having good days.

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And if you want background here is the run down
Jack is fun police/JoJo poster
I am a Communist Starlight Brando poster.
Morky is a crackhead
Daily is an Undertale poster
Fruit is a fruit
Suitcase is a mare in heat
Mikro is Mikro
Krono is Krono
Ember is a tsundere dragon
Manhorse is A FUCKING SCUMBAG DO NOT ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH HIM
Springtrap is springtrap
Useless is Useless

And thats basically it.

>>27430470
Well, first: Levels are gained by getting exp, which you get by killing enemies. If you asking what actions are needed, just type "Whack/stab/punch/etc the [insert enemy]" to fight, and you can do fluff-stuff.

>>27430470
Well, Me and Daily are married.
Manhorse is a cunt
Glimmer is else where
Suitcase is attached to me or something like a leech
Fruit is a father figure of sorts to me but a is overall a man with a fruit bowl as a head
Jack Frost is the "Fun Police" or what ever
Krono is a healing dude that is OBSESSED with Glimmer so don't touch him or her or either of them or freak out
Mikro likes to hold everyone's hands
There is a lot of shit going on

>>27430470
You can think of the different types of pone this way

Unicorn is support
Earth is offensive type shit
Pegasus is a combination of the both

Or is this different?

>>27430536
>>27430523
>>27430497
>>27430483

I feel like we should continue this here >>27430578

G'night bump

>>27430976
Butthurt bump

Mobile bump

>>27430523
>OBSESSED
ye fucking rite lad

Morning bump

>>27432557
That is definitely not concerning

Perfectly normal

>>27433211
I meant it as in "Yea fucking right faggot." not "You're fucking right lad.". I'm not obsessed.

>>27433298
I'd still love you regardless

Gee golly page 5 already?

Lawsmen?

Hey all.

>>27430218
Your gender would be appreciated.
>SnizSniffer joins the party!
Mouse Pad removed from Inventory.
Bottle of Water (100%) added to Inventory.
Mouse removed from Inventory.
Vanilla Nutrition Drink (100%) added to Inventory.
Glass Bottle added to Inventory.
Pepto Bismol (50) added to Inventory.
+1 AnonPone.

Let's go, go, go!

>>27433848
Check out the wooden door Fruity found.

>>27433848
Use my new skill on the locked door

Oh and I guess /skills if that is an option

>>27433848
Well. Time to refuel the Medigun. I'll start typing the shit in a second.

>>27433848
Use the tomahawk to make this giant fucking dildo sharper.
/inv

>>27433848
/inv
I'm gonna need it to see what to put the Healing gas shit in.

>>27433848
I'm a dude.
/cmds

>>27433848
Proceed to follow Jack

>>27433883
Medigun?

So should I yell MEDIC DOCTOR DOC now?

>>27433848
try eating some of the canned beans
surely food will restore some health

>>27433899
Yes.
If you were here before, you could've done so when I first used it.

>>27433852
>Jack Frost checked out the wooden door that Fruitanon found. Here, he found the waterfall staircase going up to his right, and the unbreakable drain to his left.

>>27433862
/skills
[Acute Chain: Rapidly attacks a target twice. Recharge time: 3 turns]
>Ember cast Acute Chain on the lockable door that wasn't locked at the time! Inside, she found another lockable door to her right, and the ancient rune in front of her.

>>27433877
>>27433883
/inv in next post
>The 2.5th Manhorse uses HER tomahawk to sharpen "Fenrir."

>>27433889
/cmds
>/inv - Displays Inventory. This is shared by all players.
>/stats - Displays the entire team's FRS and EXP, as well as what they have equipped and their learned skills.
>/skills - Displays the skills you have currently learned.
>/tc (#1-3) Displays trophy cases 1, 2, or 3, depending on the number you put in. You can equip badges in the trophy case for extra stat augments if they are not already equipped.
>/settings - Maybe now's not the best time to change that.
>/exp - Displays EXP needed to obtain the next level, as well as your current level.
>/bio - Displays a short bio about your character. Fun and neat, for ages 3+.

>>27433895
>Springtrap is following Jack Frost.

>>27433923
>Useless ate some of the canned beans! He restored his health a little bit in this way.

>>27433933
Roll up the crates.

>>27433933
Look around for anything special

>>27433933
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
"Fenrir"
IMI Desert Eagle XIX
Silver Ended Tomahawk
Candle
Bullet x267
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Bottle of Water (100%)
Vanilla Nutrition Drink (100%)
Pepto-Bismol (50)
Frostfang (E)
Full Briefcase (7/7)
-Metronome
-Kleenex (100)
-Hollow Foam Ball (6)
-Foam Roller
-Dynamite x6
-Gun Parts
-Plate
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Giant Sack #1 (13/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:118)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-SP:TW
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Rake
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (12m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Leather Jacket (E)
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Deck Knife
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Red Key
-Cellphone

>>27433953
Crates? I meant stairs.

>>27433961
/stats
I'll equip the crystal bracelet and deck knife.
Where am I in relation to everyone else?

>>27433933
Look around again

>>27433961
Equip the lantern and look at my pathway options from atop Morky.

>>27433961
Equip violet charm

>>27433953
>>27433965
>Jack Frost rolled up the stairs, somehow. He is notcing that as he ascends the very long flight of stairs, the water is starting to freeze...

>>27433960
>Springtrap looks around for anything special. He sees nothing of the sort in this room.

>>27433991
/stats (Let me know if this is wrong)
(20)JAF-1/5342 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(18)FRU-1/4309 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/2145 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Deck Knife, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(10)KRO-0/1367 H1 R1 T1 (E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(9)DAL-1/1149 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(5)MOR-1/462 La Sa (E: Medieval Shield)
(5)MEA-1/383 Ac (E: Crowbar)
(5)EMB-1/382 (E: Iron Spike, Leather Jacket)
(5)SRT-1/495 Ac (Al) (E: "The Hammer")
(3)USL-1/141 (E: Nothing)
(1)T25-1/0 (E: Nothing)
(1)SNZ-1/0 (E: Nothing)
Error: The Deck Knife is currently equipped by Suitcase. The little (E) things mean that certain items are already equipped. As to why it wasn't on that item, I have no idea. Sorry!
>Sniz equipped the Crystal Bracelet.
Sniz's DEF and SPD rose by 4!
You are currently in the same room that Springtrap is in.

>>27434009
>Morky looks around once more, and finds nothing of value.

>>27434015
>Suitcase equips the LED Lantern to see that there's only one way out of this room, and that's through the wooden door to her right.

>>27434024
>Springtrap equipped the Violet Charm!
Springtrap's ATK, DEF and SPD rose by 3!

>>27433961
Empty the glass bottle if it has anything in it.
Fill half of the bottle with the Vanilla drink and the other half with Water. Roll up one of the cards and use it to stir the mixture together. Use the electron spear to turn the mixture into a gas. Then put the Glass Bottle which is now full of Healing-Gas™ into the Medigun.

>>27433933
Also can I see what I have equipped?

>>27433991
Use levitation beta to chuck myself up the stairs.

>>27434030
Oh yea, I'm snuggling with Suitcase who is apparently "dominant". I thought I was in a room. Never mind.
Also what do I have equipped?

>>27434030
Proceed to wave at Sniz and climb up stairs

>>27434030
Welp, take the door on the right.

>>27434030
I guess I'll equip the blanket and the rake and follow Jack.

>>27434032
>Krono turns to chemistry as he tries to concoct another batch of healing gas with electrodes and glass... (1/3)

>>27434033
>>27434048
>(5)MOR-1/462 La Sa (E: Medieval Shield) <<<

>>27434041
>Jack Frost chucks himself up the stairs with the aid of Levitation β. He arrives at a wooden door to his left.
Jack Frost is feeling a little less AWESOME...

>>27434049
>Springtrap climbs the stairs with Jack Frost. Things happen.

>>27434056
>Suitcase takes the wooden door on the right. From here, she finds that there is darkness to the left and to the right, but not straight ahead.

>>27434065
>Sniz equipped the Blanket and the Rake, then took to following Jack Frost and Springtrap up the waterfall stairs.

>>27434088
Punch the door open.

>>27434056
Or I was.

>>27434065
I have the rake equipped but it seems Laws continuously forgets what is equipped and what isn't.

>>27434088
Explore the darkness to the right.

>>27434088
OI, I HAVE THE RAKE EQUIPPED BOI! REMEMBER!?!
I remember I had these equipped:
Rake
Medieval Shield
StoneGuard armor
and
The Glimmer Amulet

>>27434088
Continue to create Healing-Gas™

>>27434030
guess I'll find a safe-ish place and have a nap
naps obviously restore health
I mean why wouldn't it?
(also I'll be away for about an hour, so I guess see you after an hour)

>>27433933
Fuck did we walk around in circles?

Punch the rune for some effect

>>27433961
Use Iron Spike, Plate, and Metronome to carve on top of the dildo, which will be the hilt (kek). Use a screwdriver to allow the silver blade of the tomahawk to be sharpened across an entire half of the blade. This should create a Silver Ended Longsword.
>>27434088

>>27434128
>>27434088
Never fucking mind follow Krono

>>27434088
Also follow Suitcase.

>>27434100
>Jack Frost opens the wooden door to the left. Here, he finds gadgety shit to the left.

>>27434101
>>27434115
It's a badge, but OK. Thanks

>>27434113
>Suitcase explores the darkness to the right. Here, she finds a wooden door to her right, and darkness to her left and straight ahead.

>>27434123
>Krono continues to copyright gas. (2/3)

>>27434124
>Useless takes a nap.

>>27434128
>>27434136
>Ember is following Krono.

>>27434130
>The 2.5th Manhorse uses the Iron Spike, the Plate, and the Metronome with the "Fenrir" and the Silver Ended Tomahawk to create the Silver Ended Longsword.

>>27434153
>Morky is following Suitcase.

>>27434186
Continue.

>>27434186
Check out the gadgety shit.

>>27434186
Badge
Amulet
Almost the same thing
Anyways, did he take the rake from my hooves? Or do I still have it?

I continue to follow Suitcase
"So Suit, how was that whole dominance cuddling?"

>>27434186
Take the door on the right.

>>27434207
"Meh. Very Meh."

>>27434186
Watch Krono do shit
>>27434195
Is there any way I can help?

>>27434186
Just keep following jack

>>27434186
Wear blanket as a cape, fly to the top of the stairs, unequip the rake so Morky can keep it and equip the pliers. Unless someone is stealth-wielding the pliers

>>27434216
"So does that mean you want to redo the cuddling with Morky experience or no?

>>27434230
If you can find a way to mass produce Healing-Gas™ or Über Charge the Medigun, that would be great.

>>27434195
>Krono finishes making the healing gas. (3/3)

>>27434203
>Jack Frost investigates the gadgety shit. It's the same gadgety shit that was found in the lab on floor B5... Because you're on floor B5!

>>27434207
>Morky is following Suitcase.

>>27434208
>Suitcase took the wooden door on the right. Inside, she found it to be stuffed full of nothing. Nothing after nothing came out of this room.

>>27434230
>Ember is watching Krono intently.

>>27434239
>Springtrap is following Jack Frost.

>>27434241
>Sniz becomes Super Mario or some shit as he flies to the top of the stairs with the blanket, unequips the rake, and equips the Pliers instead. He almost slips and takes a tumble on the frozen staircase.

>>27434241
That was me.

>>27434269
Welp. Check out the run at >>27433933 (Ember)

>>27434269
Leave the room filled with nothing and light the candle with the spear so I can brighten up the dark room.

>>27434269
Since Laws let Sniz take the Rake out of my hoofs I re-equip it before someone else takes it.

>>27434269
>Nothing after nothing came out of this room

I see what you did there.

Follow Krono

>>27434248
"Not really. Maybe later."

>>27434269
Examine gadgety shit, especially looking for useful equips.
Also I gotta go to work. Back in five hours.

>>27434269
Deploy the UAV, see if anything shows up.

>>27434269
Look at the cool shit

>>27434269
>>27434293
>>27434306
"Aight. So continue through the darkness? Or rest for now?"

>>27434269
Look at the doors in the room.
Who wants to be a medic. I'll probably be the medic but if anyone wishes to replace me, you are welcome to.

>>27434340
I'll do it.

I want to be useful after all.

>>27434327
"Continue for now until we're lost again. I at least have some idea where we're going..."

>>27434350
You'll probably be more useful to us than anyone else. We are practically invincible as long as the Medigun has ammo.

>>27434284
>Jack Frost throws himself back down the stairs, yet does not take damage because he's still partially AWESOME.
Jack Frost's AWESOME levels are going down...

>>27434293
>Suitcase re-lights the candle, and finds that there are some wooden doors to the left, and a whole lot of stuff straight ahead.

>>27434295
>Morky feels like starting a row with God when he has everything he asked for in the first place.

>>27434297
>Ember is following Krono.

>>27434307
>Sniz examined the gadgety shit, and found that he couldn't take anything out of this room.

>>27434310
>The 2.5th Mannhorse deployed the UAV. Surprisingly enough, it did not work.

>>27434316
>Springtrap sees the same sights that Sniz does.

>>27434340
>Krono sees a wooden door to his right, and nothing more.

>>27434373
I said go check the rune? Teleport to the rune, and try to turn it on or something.

>>27434373
Oh yeah, the Smartphone runs it.
Say, did the room I died in ever open up? Check over in the symbol room.

>>27434373
Go check out the 'whole lot of stuff' ahead.

>>27434373
God damn it I just realized if I put Awesome Bleach into the mixture of Healing-Gas™ the Medigun could make people invincible.
Go right.

>>27434373
I guard Suitcase while she checks out the stuff.
"Anything interesting Suit?"

>>27434373
Attach random useless stuff onto my hammer also follow Sniz

>>27434373
Equip the medigun and follow Krono.

>>27434392
>Jack Frost teleported to the rune room, but he couldn't do anything with the rune itself.

>>27434393
>The 2.5th Manhorse is following Jack Frost.

>>27434397
>Suitcase goes straight. Here, he finds some sort of switch to the left, and a wooden door to the right. Darkness lies ahead.

>>27434405
It wouldn't have, really.
>Krono turns right and away from the light. Darkness greets him in the next hallway.

>>27434407
>Morky is guarding Suitcae.

>>27434411
What are you attaching, and how are you attaching it?

>>27434463
>Ember equipped the Medigun, and is following Krono.

>>27434500
Well, teleport to Suitcase, and punch the switch.