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Satyr Abomination Thread #168: Summer Vacation Edition

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Previous thread >>27319609

>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed) (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed) (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed) (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0

Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
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EARTH PONIES GO HOME!
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>>27402690
mega unf
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>>27402771
You should see the last one. She rides him hard. She was in heat
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>>27402782
I know. I saw the imgur album when it was posted in /sad/.
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>>27402782
Is there any stuff between her and Garret?
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>>27403074
Like 1 or 2 pics if I recall correctly, but I'd have to dig deep in my collection to find em.

Those two need more love
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Are there any pics of satyrs eating food?
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>>27403409
There's one of Emma eating Pocky, if that counts.
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>>27403958
Eating what now?
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>>27403409
Several of laughing satyrs eating fruit salad.
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>>27404379
Pocky! A Japanese snack, it's like little straw shaped biscuit cookies with chocolate coated tips.
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>>27404379
Some kind of weeb thing.
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>>27404880
I'd fuck Thistle, to be perfectly honest. She's cute and would be adorable to pick up and carry around and blow raspberries on her stomach.
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>>27404942
>I'd fuck Thistle, to be perfectly honest.
Me too, Anon.
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>>27404946
Undoubtedly my favorite drake next to Muddle.
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>>27404982
>"Thistle, can you not eat rubies in the bed again? They always stab into my back whenever you want to be on top."
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CUTEST COUPLE
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>>27405200
I want Muddle and Rory unexpectedly get tied with Presto and Melody for "cutest couple" at their school. It's a big deal since Rory and Thistle would be considered freshman while Melody and Presto would be the power couple that everyone at school has been rooting for ever since their own freshman years.
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>>27405245
I meant Rory and Thistle.
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>>27402686
Damn, I would do that! Any green on this cutie?
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>>27405293
A bit, it's sporadic at best. Look in the archives in OP post and search Laika.
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>>27405293
That's Laika. Originally from Anon and a FemDDog, but a few anons have headcanons of her being from a femanon and the three DDogs in the show.

I wrote a few for her on pastebin.com/u/morning.

D-tech did two too (http://pastebin.com/u/d-tech), as a coneected story. There's also this http://pastebin.com/cNLqminv.

I know a few other guys have written some stuff about her, but I can't remember where it's pasted, as it isn't in the archive, and I'm riggity-wrecked right now.
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>>27402686
that is not just bad anatomy, it illustrates WHY it's bad anatomy. i hope people learn from this because animaleggedthings are cool
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>>27405404
Yes. Yes they are.
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>>27405344
>Anon and femdog
You mean femAnon and those three diamond dogs? Least that's how I remember her coming about.
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>>27405494
No, he's right, originally Laika was the daughter of an OC diamond dog female named Red. She had speech problems, but worked through them.
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>>27405519
Huh, weird. I always remember discussion about her being with her "three dads" trying to teach her things, but doing it wrong.
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Which satyrs would go on a double date with each other?
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>>27405539
I started the whole headcanon of her having three dads, I kind of went in not knowing much about her so I imagined she was the child of one of the diamond dogs, and then thought it would be funny if they all thought they were her dad, and Femnon would just let them each belive that since they all didnt try killing each other and all loved Laika deeply.

I never liked the idea of going to such great lengths to have Anon be the dad of every satyr ever, even in some cases changing the gender of already established male characters to let them be bred. Plus I dont want everyone to be a copy and paste version of each other so every satyr having anon as a father gets boring, I try to have variety and unusual back stories to try and break em from that mold.
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>>27406694
Dynamo and Tonbo with Icarus and Stormwalker
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>>27407742
>>27403074

There we go, I knew there was one.
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>>27406787

>Plus I dont want everyone to be a copy and paste version of each other so every satyr having anon as a father gets boring

That's why I like to give the human's names, even if they're just something basic.
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>>27407803
Nah, you could have Anon's distinct enough without giving them names. Fizzle Femanon is black and French.
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>>27407836
>Implying
All headcanons. I have her as a Hawaiin.
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>>27406787
>That point about Anon
Agreed. Really pisses me off when shit like that happens; even if it's for Jukes.
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>>27406787
What if it was just a different diamond dog instead of the brigands we saw?
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>>27407836

I don't like the human parents just being nameless inserts. I like to have at least a name along with a few traits to go along with them as characters. Plus it makes it easier and more organic when someone is talking to them to use their actual name instead of a nick/pet name, Anon, or some variation thereof.
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>>27407924
It could be, but then thats just kind of veering towards OC territory. Like making an edgy Alicorn Satyr and saying it was some different Alicorn since those can now just be made for outstanding ability.

I always thought the point of Satyr was making what if babies of established characters. So I always give satyr back stories with those criteria. But everything is viable, its just not my cup of tea
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>>27407886
I don't think they're Hawaiian, but I'd kill to see Broil in a grass skirt and lei.
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>>27408055

The only true OC Satyrs I like are those with pony parents that are related to /mlp/.

See Sweet Dreams
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>>27408308
>Headcanons
Whole point of >>27407886
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>Satyr throws a party for ____, but Satyr does _____ and ____, so now they're _____
>>27408399
I'd love to peruse the Safe Haven threads to get more material to right about this precious sugar cube. Love me some Sweet Dreams.
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>>27408757
Satyr throws a party for THEIR LITTLE SIBLING, but Satyr does OLDER SIBLING "BULLY" and EMBARRASSES THEIR SIBLING, so now they're UPSET THAT THEIR LITTLE SIBLING IS SUPER MAD AT THEM.
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>>27408787
>Darcy helps plan Gala's quince
>Gets everything almost perfect
>Then starts to get choked up and starts to spill embarrassing secrets about her sister's childhood
>Gala gets all mad and in ticked off at Darcy while she remains unaware of the reason for the whole party
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https://youtu.be/O-BmYi4Ie5M
Is it bad whenever I think of this song, I think of the older babysitting female satyrs cooly seducing the younger satyrs under the guise of night to quench their boy lust?
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>>27405494
Nope. The first time I wrote Laika was back when the threads focused a lot more on single satyr stories, where the main point would tend to either be incest or family feels. As I'm a guy, and there are no girls on the internet, I wrote the viewpoint character as male.
Not to say that I couldn't have written the first story as a femanon - it's Anon throwing a stick for Laika in the park. That really doesn't need to be Mananon.

>>27406787
I can completely see your reasoning, especially when stories look a lot at interaction between satyrs, which the thread drifted towards for quite a while.

>>27407924
It was originally "Red", who I based off a character that we saw a glimpse of in one of Raritan's stories, Prison Bitch. It never got past chapter one though.
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>>27408889
And THAT is why she decided to focus on the business side of the family. It kept her far FAR away from Darcy and kept her busy; meaning she had an excuse to ignore her BITCH of a sister! I'm sure if they just talked it out like adults, Gala would forgive her, but Darcy still treats her like a fucking kid. All bad mouthy, mocking, and making jokes at her expense. She sees it as playful fun, Gala sees it as her being a bully.
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>>27407803
Naming Anon is the epitome of autism. Don't go there.
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>>27409737
There is nothing wrong with giving the humans faces and names. In a satyrverse where there are many humans and satyrs in Equestria, the satyrs' human parents can't all be green, faceless aliens in suits who are all called Anon. Unless you're going for comedy.

Let's say you're writing a story where more than five of some of the satyrs' human parents are in the same area, what would you call them all if they're talking to each other?
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>>27409974
Not humans, no, but the protagonist should always be Anon. If you have other human OCs that have names, that's okay I guess, although I can't see there being much need of named human OCs in most AiE type stories.
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>>27409974
>the satyrs' human parents can't all be green, faceless aliens in suits who are all called Anon
In most cases you could just avoid naming them and refer to them as X's mom/dad/uncle/whatever.
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>>27410047
Or non-human parent's husband/wife
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>>27410047
>>27410091

I was more so thinking about spouses talking to each other, or a Satyr talking to a human than anything. When talking to someone you don't always use nicknames or pet names of whatever: you use their actual name.

It might end up with a name being dropped three to five times in a dozen stories, but referring to someone by "X's mom/dad/husband/wife/whatever," doesn't always sound natural in conversation or in text.
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>>27410038
>but the protagonist should always be Anon
I agree with you on that, if the protagonist is a human. But what if the protagonist is a satyr or a pony?
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>>27410265
In that case, anything goes.
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>>27410115
In most cases, characters that far removed from the story wouldn't and probably shouldn't have any significant dialogue. Especially not with each other.
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>>27410115
This isn't meant to sound inflammatory.

This is the satyr thread, for stories about satyrs. Sometimes, we like to write stories about Anon and his child abomination. Sometimes we like to write about p0ne and her child abomination.

We now sometimes write about two different abominations interacting with each other, and have on a few occaisions written about the offspring of this (my opinions on this I'll leave out).

Stories that focus on Anon/p0newife? Those should either go in the Marital difficulties, AiE, or RGRE threads. They can fit in here, but they wouldn't by default belong, unless the argument was about the kids in some way.

Stories that focus on p0neI and p0neII talking to each other?
I don't know, but probably not here unless abominations dominate the discussion between the two. Maybe Twilight talking with Cheerilee about Glimmer and the difficulties that she faces. Maybe Rumble and Scootaloo at the support group for Ace&Tonbo survivors.

The same can be said for Anon and Anon. They don't tend to fit here, unless the focus is on the story between the two. And as these threads tend to green, and therefore second person, that's fine. A conversation between two or so people doesn't have to have their names sprinkled through it, and we can infer through the text (if well written) who they are horsemarried to:
>"Hey Anon, how's Moondancer?"
"She's sorting the library, I couldn't be around... I'd get dragged in!"
>"But she does it every week! Why did you marry the nerd?"
"Her gag reflex is defective, and she's desperate to earn some love"

IF the person is only present through the speech (IE - did you hear about so and so?), then have one person not know them (IE - did you here about Moondancer's husband?), and it can work that way.

Naming the Anons is one step closer to autism.
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I'm bored and I want to do something, but I'm indecisive as fuck, so I'll let a roll pick for me.
>1
finish and old drawing
>2
redraw a drunken doodle at higher quality
>3
draw a satyr I've never drawn before
>4
draw a satyr that has very little art
>5
take a request
>6
take a lewd request
>7
play vidya
>8
go outside and do something
>9
watch tv/movies
>even dubs
draw a comic of a short green
>odd dubs
draw a comic of a short lewd green
>trips
comic from scratch
>quads
lewd comic from scratch
>quints and above
transcend into godhood
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>>27410325
I just realized I didn't do one for a roll of 0
Anyway, taking a request I guess.
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>>27410325
>>27410329

Alex in the gym on new years day with all the NYRfags
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>>27410325
A picture of feather heart
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>>27410329
Ariana accidentally sits on Anon while he's taking a nap in the couch.
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>>27410338
I'll do this one since I sort of already said I would a few days ago.
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>>27410318

>This isn't meant to sound inflammatory
>Naming the Anons is one step closer to autism.

Firstly, that's pretty contradictory.

Second, I'm not dealing with Anons, I'm dealing with actual human beings.

Is it so wrong that I prefer humans having goddamn names as opposed to being nameless inserts? Like I said, you wouldn't even need an entire hand to count the name drops in a dozen stories, but I still like to have something to fall back on to give them some sort of identity other than "nameless cunt #X." Characters who appear in two paragraphs I can understand being nameless, but characters who would appear throughout multiple stories (human parents) would have their name mentioned at least once due to enough exposure.

When reading anything here, as soon as I get to "Anon," I remember I'm reading about a self insert for the sake of wish fulfillment. You might as use "[insert your name here]," for all intents and purposes at that point save for the fact it's longer to type out. I realize where I am when saying this, but how is that better than having named humans?
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>>27410500
AiE stories typically focus on one or a few characters. Usually Anon and his waifu, or in the context of this thread, satyr kids.
Brevity is greentext's greatest strength. Interactions between a small number of tight knit characters is one of the areas in which it excels.

If it actually comes to a point where you have two characters so distantly removed from the story conversing with each other, it's probably already derailed to the point where you might as well turn it into a "fic" and post it on Fimfiction.
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>>27410500
The point is Anon wasn't originally supposed to be a character - he was a blank slate that the audience could project onto, as the stories were second person.
Over time, he needed some characteristics in a story, he couldn't just be a vehicle for the viewpoint. So the character Anon started becoming a gestalt of the anonymous posters here, hence the foul language, stupid puns, and generally aggressive behaviour.

This led to Anon being a character, but a bit more flexible, rather than the full character we see in those stories. And then we added things to him - so in PeteQ's recent story Anon is a cook; In LaP's stuff, a gymbro; in SiM, a BDSM enthusaist. But a lot of the time the rest of the character is pretty damn similar.

It's fine that you want to give a human name to Anon, and I'm probably not going to ignore your story posts because you talk about David and Barack and Keqiang. But as>>27410552 says, the point of this thread isn't the Anons, it's the satyr kids. Due to the very format that so many stories are told in here, you can't have a conversation with five characters not get confusing, unless you start using a script style format, which people hated when it was the habit, or multiple >s, which looks silly when you have to many.

>>This isn't meant to sound inflammatory
>>Naming the Anons is one step closer to autism

Naming the Anons is often a warning sign of writing that would fit different places than 4chan. When Anon has a name, they will also often have a large (and relevant backstory), usually involving the army, and making guns. This isn't always the case, but it often is.
This will be explained to the p0nes, and will often have at least one of them fainting whilst Anon expounds on the evils of war (but not as evil as whatever Hellholeistan he was deployed to) to the M6.
There will be lip-service to whatever general the story is posted in, but only token.
And then the story will fizzle when nobody cares about this special snowflake.
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>>27410338
How is this hairstyle?
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>>27410552

Maybe that's where my thought process is different, but I'm not a one shot kind of person, I prefer stuff fitting into an overarching story. Sure there would be single stories where there's only one "chapter," but they're only a part of a longer continuity.

So if I write a few stories about Glimmer, if her dad has enough exposure he might get named eventually. It might only be brought up twice after everything is said and done, but he would still canonically have a name.

Plus I like Satyrs with human fathers to have last and even middle names. I might even make a few with human mothers have some sort of last name based on the pony father Ambrosia's last name would be "Burn," or "Burns," for sake of example.
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>>27410631
I'm not sure about everyone else, but I like it
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>>27410623

>When Anon has a name, they will also often have a large (and relevant backstory), usually involving the army, and making guns.

The only backstory I would have had for the humans would be "they did X before they got to Equestria," and "before they got there, X happened," expanding on it if needed Radiance/Dawn's dad was CIA for sake of example. Though that could have been me unconsciously Baneposting. But that is pretty much the only "special snowflake," backstory I had.

>>27410631

Her eyes look a little off but maybe that's just me.
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>>27410660
Everyone is baneposting, we just don't realize it yet.
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>>27410631
Thats pretty cute.
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>>27410660
>>When Anon has a name, they will also often have a large (and relevant backstory), usually involving the army, and making guns.
>The only backstory I would have had for the humans would be "they did X before they got to Equestria," and "before they got there, X happened," expanding on it if needed Radiance/Dawn's dad was CIA for sake of example. Though that could have been me unconsciously Baneposting. But that is pretty much the only "special snowflake," backstory I had.
And that's cool. I'd like to read CIAnon in Equestria, especially if he's linked with bestp0ne.

If you're confident in your writing, I say go for it. The problem is when you start then adding stuff like "oh, and he was a trained pilot for the CIA which is fine, also a master of disguise would be fine by itself, killed fifty assassins by himself pushing it a little, and is a trained doctor, ski instructor, chef, and aeroplane engineer too". Although that could work for a parody style fic. which is a trap that a lot of new writers fall into, and the Dr Who writers did too with K9 - just adding whatever is needed as they go along.

I'm perfectly willing to be proven wrong on this, and would be glad of it.

But I'm not expecting to.

Also, >>27410552 again. The human characters shouldn't be the main part of the story.
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>>27410636
Personally, I don't like the idea of Anons having names.

>>27410666
Thanks, satan.
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>>27410631
The only thing that seems to be odd is her hand.
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As a random thread hopper, I can't really comment on the nature of the greens that are within this thread. However, as a writefag, having multiple characters just because is a terrible idea. Let's say you have do give a name to Anon, while now you have NotAnon Phil, with his waifu, and his satyr. This is a simple thing to write, as you have three characters who are all plot relevant. But lets add NotAnon Bob, his waifu, and his 2 satyrs. Now you have more characters to make plot relevant, this is much harder to do than just having to write for three, and it only gets harder from there each time you add more. You don't want to have a crap ton of characters who do nothing to the story, and are largely ignored anyways.

Anyways that's just my two cents on the matter, I mostly came in here to see who was in OP picture, and then I saw " Marital difficulties", and that got a chuckle outta me. (Marital Problems is the main thread I writefag for)
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>>27410660
>Her eyes look a little off
Care to elaborate? I'm not trying to sound like an asshole. I appreciate anons "proofing" my art because I obviously appreciate other people's viewpoints since I can only see my art through my eyes.

>>27410724
Well, it is a work in progress.
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>>27410727
>OP picture
Laika a qt
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>>27410623
>When Anon has a name, they will also often have a large (and relevant backstory)

It's kind of like when a game that's supposed to be an RPG has a predefined voiced main character with a background story.
Extremely detrimental to immersion.
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>>27410665

I looked at a story I had written and realized I was subconsciously Baneposting during it.

>>27410694

I really didn't have anything in mind for him except for "he made the guards useful." Fuck maybe have him more of a pencil pusher instead of a knockoff James Bond.

I only used him as an example as he would be one of the most prominent humans due to exposure, but he's still a minor character in the grand scheme of things.

>>27410727

I still have humans as either minor or background characters to varying degrees. If they get named they get named, but they're not going to be the focus of a story and they might rarely interact more than a few paragraphs.

>>27410732

Could be the angle, but it looks like she has a slight case of wall eyes, or that her left eye looks wider than her right.
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>>27410749
>>27410749
I could not get over that in Fallout 4. I still liked it, but damn, it was distracting.
>>27410755
I would love to see this story now.
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>>27410755
>rarely interact more than a few paragraphs
then why do they need a name?
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>>27410778

"You're a big pony."
>For you.

>>27410795

Like I said previously, if they get enough attention a name will eventually be said. I'm not going to name all of the humans, just the ones who have enough exposure.

The focus would be the Satyrs, but when the parents do interact long enough it would be nice to have a name to not get lost in the conversation, or even when interacting with Satyrs who aren't their own.
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>>27410755
It is at an angle, but I think the problem was I made the lines too thick on her right eye. Does this look better?
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>>27410755
Okay that sounds better, but there is still problems even if you write them as minor story fluff.

1)Chances are you're going to bring a minor character back, now how do you make the reader remember who they are, what they look like, and at this moment, why are relevant to the story now.

2)By giving a character a name, you have to put a face on them, so the reader knows that they aren't just part of the background. This gets significantly harder the more names you give to minor characters, as now names are just being thrown around like crazy, and the reader has to remember every single minor character just to fully understand the conversation.

Now I'm not saying you can't fix these problems, I'm just giving you a heads up so you don't bite off more than you can chew.
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>>27410829

That looks a lot better.

>>27410833

I was going to keep the descriptions fairly basic (hair/eye color, height, build, unique features) so they're not all that hard to describe or even give half sentence of a description. I would also usually tie them in with their Satyr or their spouse when bringing them back. Then if I want to have them by themselves a short time later (for whatever reason) it's easier to make a callback to them.

This is a good discussion but I'm wondering if it might be better in the writefag thread or not, just because we're getting into a tangent here.

I do appreciate the input though.
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>>27410829
I guess I'll take that as a yes?

Anywho, anyone still around to let me know if the proportions are OK? She's far from finished, I'm just wondering about leg length, thickness, etc.
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>>27410920
Shouldn't her thighs be a bit thicker? She is half buffalo after all.
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>>27410930
I figured anons wanted her to have a "dfc" and be very nimble? I was just going with that body type.
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>>27410937
>>27410930
>>27410920

Well it could work. She looks great so far. I may even do a story about her. Whats her name?
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>>27410937
Yeah, she's just perfect for me. Besides, her mom was the smallest buffalo in that show (that did sick somersaults over the ponies), so it'd make sense her daughter would be too.
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>>27410958
Feather Heart
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>>27410958
That's Feather Heart, Little Strong Heart's satyr.

>>27410960
I think her mom was just still a child. Adult buffalo have little to no sexual dimorphism. In other words, the boys and girls look the same till you're staring at their dangley bits.
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>>27410937
I'm okay with DFC, just figured she would have a bit stronger hips. You're the boss though.
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>>27410970
Well I know some people wanted to ship her with Utah, so maybe her being a bit more thin could work. Especially since his current GF is a hip goddess
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>>27410960
What about her ears? Should she be like Kimmy/Mera and Petunia with the animal ears, or just stick with human ears?
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>>27410989
Looks a little off with her animal ears. I say it keep with human ears.
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>>27410989

Human ears look better.
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>>27410989
I have no strong feelings one way or the other. The animal ears are cute, but they look like they may need to go up a hair.
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>>27410970
Maybe she's a nimble DFC for the most part since it's possible she's a late bloomer, but then puberty hits and she gets a groth spurt, hips and thighs as big as buffalo muscle can nake it (alongside some extra padding for the boobage). Maybe some horns too if females have them.
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>>27410989
animal ears a qt
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I had a dream where /d/non lived near me.
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>>27411032
This. They do look a bit far down.
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>>27411036
unf
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>>27411047
Are you okay, Anon?
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>>27411047
Was /d/non a girl?
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>>27411427
Yes. A cute one at that.

>>27411095
Woke up kind of disappointed but other than that im ok.
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>>27411427
every drawfriend is a girl, anon. you didn't know that?
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>>27411444
even DJ?
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>>27411441
If /d/non is a cute grill I want pics.
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>>27410989
How about slightly pointy human ears, like a combination of those two ears? Or does that just sound weird?
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>>27403286
When are we getting that satyr RPG we were promised?
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>>27411728
Eh, I say leave elf ears to the more magical Equestrians like unicorns and dragons.
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>>27411738

I prefer horns on Unicorn/Alicorn Satyrs but that's just me.
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>>27411450
No, you didn't hear? Previous anons discovered my secret identity. I'm a master marksman who's best friends with an infamous thief

Sorry for the delay, I went to lunch with my brother. Coloring now. I just need to find a good skin tone for her...
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>>27411771
You could use this as a reference
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>>27411771

>just need to find a good skin tone for her...

>inb4 John Redcorn colored skin
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Help a color blind guy out: Good skin tone?

>>27411828
I was going to, but the overall color seemed dark to me. Plus there are few flat areas for me to use the eyedropper tool, lol
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>>27411839
Seems good to me
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>>27411839
It's fine. If you don't like it, you can make it a bit darker.
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>>27411839
Looks good to me.
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>>27411839
>Tan lines

Top unf~ also, her skin looks good.
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>>27412142
Tan lines make me hard.
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So I assume there will be a love triangle between FH, Utah, and Petunia?
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>>27412282
Maybe, maybe not. It all depends on each person's headcanon.
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>>27412282
Not for me personally.
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>>27412331
>>27412331
Being a fan of Tenchi Muyo, I was hoping for a Ryoko/Ayeka rivalry between the girls...
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>>27412395
I have no idea what that means
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>>27412282
I imagine that Petunia was Utah's first girlfriend when he was still young, and Feather Heart was a really good friend he often hung out with whenever he visited his cousin. But when he got older and realised that he wanted to travel the world as an adult, he started thinking about his current relationship. Petunia just wanted a calm life, while Feather Heart's heart was burning for adventures.
In the end, Utah and Petunia broke up, and he got together with FH. They've been travelling around together since.
This is just my headcanon now. Someone else might have completely different ideas.
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Now, because that took way too long, I will roll for who I should sketch next
>0
re-roll
>1
take request
>2
Mistake
>3
take request
>4
SOMEONE YOU DON'T DRAW TONS OF ALREADY HOLY SHIT DJ
>5
Snapshot
>6
any of the mane six satyrs
>7
take request
>8
Yuzu
>9
a satyr with no art, little art, or that I haven't drawn yet
>even dubs
feel good pic of that number (i.e. roll 22 and I draw cute pic of Mistake)
>odd dubs
lewd pic of that number (i.e. roll 55 and I draw lewd pic of Snapshot)
>trips or above
earn the night off
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>>27412568
>>8
>Yuzu
HUZZAH!
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Okay so, quick and easy Yuzu request?
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>>27412603

Yuzu, Tonbo, and Emma drinking Sake
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>>27412603
Dadnon giving toddler Yuzu a piggyback ride.
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>>27412603
Yuzu brushing her teeth?
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>>27412625
Yuzu's dad brushing her teeth.
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>>27412674
Have you ever looked at the top pastebins of all time?
http://pastebin.com/trends/all

It's nearly all hacking things, or leaks, or announcements...

Except this:
http://pastebin.com/Gt47E4Nr
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>>27412603
Yuzu chewing on food.
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>>27412719

>http://pastebin.com/Gt47E4Nr

What the literal fuck is this
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>>27412624
>>27412625
Two for one.

>>27412568
And rolling again
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Cute request of any mane six satyr?
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>>27412745
It's oral hygiene bro... A lovely story about a man who brushes his sisters teeth, then brushes her hair, and then holds her hand for a bit.


>>27412766>>27412775
Glimmer gets a visit from Santa
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>>27412778
>Glimmer gets a visit from Santa
>a Christmas pic
>in May
That's random as fuck, anon
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>>27412766
Aww, you even had her stretching her wings! 3cute, DJ

Prism burning incense?
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>>27412775

Prism modeling for Sapphire
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>>27412778

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLL AGAIN
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>>27412789
I panicked.

>>27412841
Jeez you're on a roll
>>27412841
Also, thanks
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Okay, any request.
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>>27412858

Sweet Dreams being cute? >>27408399 is her
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>>27412858
Melody and Presto kissing each other.
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>>27412876
wait, >>27408399 isn't Cider???
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>>27412921

Nope. That's Sweet Dreams, Safe Haven's daughter.

>OC Satyr

She's part of the board. She gets a pass from me.
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>>27412894
Oh, crap. I read that wrong...Oh well. I actually really like this one and may clean it up sometime in the future.

roll
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Taking another Yuzu request.
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>>27412944
>She's part of the board. She gets a pass from me.
same but I just know
>Yuzu
>Sweet Dreams
>Bella
Who else?
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>>27413110

Someone holding up a crucifix and Yuzu saying "You know I'm not a vampire, right?"
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>>27413098
That is so adorable.
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>>27413111
Of OC satyrs? Steel Cage, Home Run, Hiki, Emery Errant, Halley Yard, Solitaire, Murmur, and Laika
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>>27413165
>Emery Errant, Halley Yard, Solitaire, Murmu
ok, i need help with those
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>>27413129

Roll again because why not?
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>>27413318
>yet another Yuzu request
Fate wants me to keep drawing Yuzu...
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>>27413350
Yuzu visiting a PI
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>>27412568
Teenage Flora and Fauna based off Sterks' pic
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>>27413110
Delores and Muddle on a date
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>>27413350
Yuzu always seem to be wearing earrings, so I'd like to see the first time she got her ears pierced.
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>>27413411
>Lewd Flutter girls
Awesome
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>>27413377
>PI
You'll have to explain, anon
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>>27413251
>Emery Errant is the protagonist from the CYOA 'Curwhibbles' that's run by pyrefly.
>Halley Yard is a character from the CYOA 'Shooting Stars' that's run by Nips.
>Solitaire is an OC satyr created by Mimic
>Murmur is a satyr off the OC bat pon Arrhythmia.
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>>27413462
Private Investigator, I think
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>>27413411
For ref.
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>>27413462
>>27413522 This guy has it
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>>27413411
>>27413447
He meant that he rolls a number himself and then takes certain requests depending on what number he got, not that the others should roll.
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>>27413632
Oh. Sorry, just jumped in after work.
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>>27413652
Don't worry, I also got a little confused at first until I read this post >>27412603 and realised what it was about.
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Sorry, I got distracted.
I'll roll again for something new since I drew a lot of Yuzu already

>>27412568
>>
Taking a new random request
let's stick with one that hasn't already been requested
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>>27412282
>a love triangle between FH, Utah, and Petunia
If by that you mean a threesome, probably.
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>>27413471
>Murmur is a satyr off the OC bat pon Arrhythmia.
And sometimes the incest daughter of Yuzu and her dad.
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>>27414031
Anon gets Alex a lot of books for her birthday.
Unlike her mother, pops isn't too bothered by having a NERD for a daughter.
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>>27414031
Maybe one of the OC satyrs? preferably Bella
>>27413165
>>27413111
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>>27414031
Could you draw Noelle in trying to write with balls of paper strewn around the floor.
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>>27414064
That's retarded.
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>>27414122
>pubic tuft
unf
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>>27411978
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>>27414151
Yeah, it makes more sense for them to be half-sisters competing for Anon's affection.
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>>27414202
Technically they could be both.
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>>27414202
Uh-huh...
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>>27414229
Yeah, even if Yuzu was Murmur's mother, they'd still have the same dad and thus technically be half-sisters still.
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>>27414064
I still love you, anon.
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Alright, so the booze is kicking in, which means I will jump from one think to another. So I'm nixing the roll thing and just doodling whatever pops into my mind. Maybe I'll draw a request from above, maybe something new, or maybe nothing at all. We'll see.
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>>27414299
thing*
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>>27414263
You should go and take this to /sad/. Just looking at this gave me cancer.
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>>27414064
That's fucking retarded and the guy who thought that up should feel bad.
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>>27414336
I woild seriously consider taking this advice if I were >>27414064
>>27414229
, considering where /sad/ is at in discussion atm. It fits.
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>>27414336
>>27414539
How much were you itching to whip out that "Got to /sad/ >>>>" card?
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>>27415064
Once the fetishes got from explicit to straight idiocy
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>>27415181
Examples: Inflation, reverse urethral, and unbirthing.
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>>27415587
Exactly.
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>Satyr is constructed to write a story on thee heroes in their own lives
>How do you react when you found that you're the subject of the paper?
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>>27416372
INstructed, damn. Can't think straight. Do you think some satyrs have learning disabilities? It's pretty common.
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>>27416441

You also misspelled "the," as "thee."

Uncle Anon why do you keep drinking? You know it hurts those you love.

A few Pegasus Satyrs have trouble sitting still for extended periods of time. Darcy, while enthusiastic and curious, is pretty ditzy. I really can't think of any others at the moment.
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>>27416575
Someone once said Timber has dyslexia and Fauna has ADD. Those still disabilities, or have modern definitions wiped them out? Also pretty sure that Pogo has ADD, plus Sterling and Twist have eye problems.
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>>27416807
Yes, they're disabilities. Haven't heard about Sterlin in a while. Does DT have a satyr yet? And by Twist, do you mean Candy?
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>>27416916
No, because she is a miserable cunt and her "tragic backstory" is bull shit. Also, she marries an older rich stallion. As many white trash bitches dream of doing... I remembered her mom, but not her. The fuck is wrong with me?
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>>27413098
I hope you do, because that has got to be the cutest thing. The expression on Melody's face just nailed it.
>>
>Simmer feels depressed about a number of things, one majorly oppression of his was his self-image.
>He'd been changing up his look repeatedly for the for the past month now, experimenting with outfits that would hopefully boost his look of masculinity.
>Victorian suits, camouflage print clothing, biker jackets, frat boy wife beater, polo shirts...anything that would scream out to him of raging testosterone.
>At best his selections would grant him more of a skewed androgynous look. At worst, they would only accentuate his feminine appearance, hugging the curves of his hips and thighs too tightly for his taste (punk clothing's a straight no go).
>Haircuts would be a godsend once his hair grew past his ears. Even a buzz cut was once implemented, complete with fake piercings, but even Simmer thought it made him look more like a wannabe butch stereotype.
>Finally, he just gave up completely and resided to wear baggy long sleeves and hoodies, figuring that this was the next best step above a toga.
>One day, at lunch, Simmer drank around eight cans of pop, writing consecutively after his all-nighter in order to turn a late assignment for Equestrian History.
>Suddenly a great gurgling from the depths of his stomach resounded around the cafeteria.
>A claw clutched his gut and, with great terror in his eyes, a torrent of blue flame streaked out while he belched out more than a liter of soda gas.
>Everyone took cover under the tables and stools.
>The azure flames incinerated the beautiful visage of the school mascot displayed on the wall, leaving only a black scorch mark in its memory.
>Once the burp subsided, Simmer hastily covered his mouth with trembling hands. The rest were teased out of their hiding places and stared at the drake with incredulous eyes.
>Thoughts raced in Simmer's head as his heart plummeted inside his stomach and his body broke out in a cold sweat.
>But then, just when he was fearing the worst, a student cheered, followed by another, then another.
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>>27418208
>Soon, they were congratulating him on the sickest burp they've seen this month and crowded towards him to give him a celebratory pat (which made him even more uncomfortable, but by that point he praise made it a net gain).
>Simmer gave an uneasy but genuine smile. Maybe masculinity is something more than just plain appearance, he thought.
>There was little time to cherish this realization, however, given that he had to rush to the principal's office for that display.
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>>27418211
Nice short. Not much else to say
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>>27418279
Sometimes that's all that needs to be said
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>>27418208
>>27418211
Radical.
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>>27412568
roll before work
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Taking a request. Keep it SFW since I'll be drawing at work.
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>>27418721
Re-requesting >>27413411
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>>27418721
A satyr doing their homework.
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>>27418721
Ariana being embarrassed about accidentally sitting on Anon while he was taking a nap on the couch.
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>>27418721
Bella brushing her hair >>27414157
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Which satyr has the biggest boobs?
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>>27418777
Princess Hope.
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>>27418758
Who was Ariana now again?
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>>27419165

A Satyr of that goat thing from the griffon episode.
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>>27419497
What goat thing?
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>>27418777
Candy.
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>>27419866
This is Ariana.
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>>27419165
The best giantess daughteru.

>>27419866
The arimaspi. Giant, humanoidish cyclops goat things.
The only example we have shows them as wearing a lot of jewelry, putting them in the same slot as dragons, diamond dogs and gryphons for their tendency to collect and hoard for the sake of having it.
This is likely lifted from the real world mythos, were arimaspi were a race of one-eyed men who were best known for raiding the griffons for the gold they guarded.

Since the one we saw is dead, I believe people went with that it was a random, female arimaspi Anon found and knocked up.
The one fucking with Griffonstone couldn't have been the only one of its species, after all.
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>>27419165
Urthranon's new favorite
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>>27420012
>Urthranon's
Who?
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>>27420881
Its some guy/guys who are obsessed with urethra sex, and Ariana makes it more viable since she has a much more larger one than regular sized girls.
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>>27418859
No arguments there.
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>Rave ponies
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>>27423849
Have any satyrs been in a rave before? Dee and Jay are obvious choices, but what about someone like Starburst or Melody?
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>>27424300

Cider.

She hates how her mother has decided that her entire life is going to be nothing but appuls, so she sneaks out every so often.
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>>27424300
Would Melody even be able to enjoy a rave?
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>>27424764
Only the music and dancing with Presto, nothing else.
>>
What is satyr's unexpected hidden talent?

I can sort of picture Yuzu being able to sing fairly decently and Alex being a mathematical genius.
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>>27425745

Mistake can draw
Blue Bonnet can dance
Pogo is fairly acrobatic
Ace can sing
Selena can sew/knit

Counter question: What does Satyr suck at?
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>>27425745
>>27425994
>Talent and suck

Muddle can masturbate like a god, he can tug at his junk for an hour and can do it almost anytime. But if he tugs while a girl is moaning he blows his load in seconds.
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>>27425745
>>27425994
Presto can perform magic fairly well... but not in fromt of an audience.
Warren is actually really good at organizing and planning, to the point he would make a great manager IF he wasn't so clumsy.
Timber has amazing reflexes, but he is terrible at noticing cues.
Prism is quite the orator, but she also suffers from not being able to stay on subject. A double edged sword; where you can be having a deep and meaningful discussion one moment, then be discussing shoes that are in season the next.
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Satyr needs to stay off page 10.
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>>27428647
Everybody's working on the weekend... And new episode today
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>>27425745
Broil's good at orchestrating events and organizing people, but usually takes on more than she can chew and burns out quickly.
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>>27427510
DJ should do more Glimmer based off that chick. It fits.
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>>27426597
>Prism gives her graduation speech.
>Goes from praising the collective achievements of her classmates to talking about hayburger grease stain removal tips.
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>>27431433
>Yet it was still better than last years speech
>Four hours about apples...
>Almost everone in attendance was asleep, except for a very proud father and mother.
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>>27431929
Yeah, Cider was a bad choice to give a speech.
>>
Do you all think Bucky is the oldest of the Applejack stock, or Cider is the oldest?
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>>27432613
Cider was created first, so she is the oldest.
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>>27432664
But she usually looks younger than him. Or is Bucky just bigger than his older sister?
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>>27432702
Of course Cider looks younger when she has pretty much always been drawn young. And that pic you posted is like the only art of Bucky that exists, and he's how old in it? Now picture Cider a few years older.
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>>27426093
Do you think Muddle would follow the Holy Grail instructions to get more bang for his buck? Or do dragons already have a large volume of semen? Do you think gems make their fluids sweeter, bitter, or just fizzier since it's magic?
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>>27433181
I think Muddle would just jack off whenever he felt like it. He's a budding teenage boy and his hormones are running wild. That's a pretty good little speculation about gems, I could see that affecting the flavor and consistency of semen.
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>>27432814
New headcanon, Cider has some pretty serious neoteny, and will always look like a little kid.
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>>27434866
I want to wrech Melody's horse pussy.
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>>27434951
*wreck
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>>27434951
Are you going to beat her up or have sex with her?
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>>27434951
>Melody

That's Misty, I have no idea how people confuse the two. But yeah I agre, Misty I would pound to the ground
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>>27435016
Which satyr would enjoy getting beat up sexually?
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>>27433550
>"YOUR SPUNK'S RED! WHY IS IT RED!? OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE!"
"I'M SORRY, RUBIES ARE MY GUILTY PLEASURE! ...Could...could you maybe lick me off?"
>"I'm not putting that stuff in my mouth, Muddle! What if it's poison? I might die if I ingest that mess!"
"Hey, I'll have you know that my sperm is as good and fertile as any other dragon's! Come on, it's not like it's different from all the other times."
>"Whatever. Better not get dragon AIDS from this...Oh, ACK! THAT'S HORRIBLE!"
"Oh shit, I'm so so sorry!"
>"Damn it, it tastes like thick warm cherry medicine! Eck, it's going down my throat!"
"Yeah, that must be the rubies."
>"Next time, I'm the one getting all the oral treatments. Thanks for giving me flashbacks of my embarassing day sick back in middle school. Gonna take ages to get this taste out of my mouth."
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>>27435525
Who's sucking him off?
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>>27435546
Ash?
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>>27435557
She's half dragon. I'm sure she wouldn't mind the effects of gems on dragon cum. Sounds to me like someone unfamiliar with dragon spunk.
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>>27435619
She could just be a virgin. I doubt her Mom would allow any of her lowly subjects to bed her daughter, especially when she hasn't chosen a spouse herself.
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>>27435546
A pony prostitute.
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>>27435666
Could be. Still, wouldn't she enjoy the gem flavor of dragon cum?
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>>27435686
Oh. Kinky. Do you think Muddle prefers ponies, or are there just few or no satyr or human prostitutes?
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>>27435688
Oh yeah, you're right about that. I'd say Misty then, but I'd never seen them as that good of a couple. Maybe Emma? They could bond of video games and badly dubbed anime. Everone knows Muddle is a closeted weeb anyway.
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>>27435686
>Thinking ponies would give little boy drakes like him the time of day
>Thinking that Ponyville even has prostitutes when all the streets are packed dirt
>Thinking that Garble wouldn't find out he stole a piece of his hoard in order to buy a one night stand with some floozy pony and paddle him
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>>27435792
>Thinking ponies would give little boy drakes like him the time of day
They would if they were a prostitute and he had money to pay them.

>Thinking that Ponyville even has prostitutes when all the streets are packed dirt
What does the texture of the streets have to do with anything?

>Thinking that Garble wouldn't find out he stole a piece of his hoard in order to buy a one night stand with some floozy pony and paddle him
He might, but not until after Muddle had his fun.
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>>27435819
Can't have any sidewalk girls if there isn't a sidewalk. But that's just dumb stuff. I guess I still don't think ponies would be okay with dragons or any of their kin. Atleast they have a standing relationship with the griffons. Maybe Ember has been slowly cultivating better impression of dragon kind over the years though.
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>>27435856
>Can't have any sidewalk girls if there isn't a sidewalk
I'm sure there were prostitutes long before sidwalks were invented.
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>>27435867
This. Prostitution is the world's oldest profession.
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>>27435722
No, Emma's way too intense with her roleplaying. It's nit good when zhe has her heart set out to play a yandere.
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>>27435953
What about Glimmer?
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>>27435521
Cotton Candy
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>>27435916
Have you ever thought that Luna was the more sexually promiscuous one of the two sisters given that she's in charge over the realm of the night? Do you think back in the day she would have a harem full of young colts for her pleasure to retire to after a night's work? Do you think she would want to push Selena in that direction as well? Not to mention she has that whole dreamscape ability where she could see into a person's deepest desires and fantasies and make it feel like a reality. Her wet dreams must be great.
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>>27436259
Yes, because everyone was a whore back then.

Harem of colts AND fillies.

No, she has learned the ways of the modern day and age, and as much as she dislikes them, she wants Selena to fit in better than she did.

Her wet dreams are literally living everyone's sexual fantasies. All of them. Frequently.
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>>27436331
Well do you think that Selena gives her brother wet dreams to tease him?
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>>27435722
I always felt the misty ship never worked, I personally see his being shipped with Deloras. She likes him because in some Freudian level he reminds her of her father. (even though he is not her biological dad) and Muddle likes her because she's basically mom 2.0 in that she dotes on him and does his laundry.

But I see Emma being a really good first gf that didn't work out for either of them.
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>>27418750
Sorry how long this took for me to finally get to.
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>>27437074
Pure adorableness
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>>27437074
>imagining how painful it must have been for a human female to deliver a satyr like Ariana
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>>27437162
Her biological mom is a female arimaspi though.
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>>27437339
Is it? Oh...oops. I thought Arimaspi was the name of a male villain, not the name of a race. My mistake. That's what happens when you don't watch the show anymore...
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>>27437382
>I thought Arimaspi was the name of a male villain, not the name of a race
To be honest, I don't know if Arimaspi was the name of the specific giant goat cyclops thing in the episode, or the name of his species. I just call the species arimaspi, since we don't have a known canon name for the race.

IIRC, Ariana's creation started with some discussion of rule63 Arimaspi, which there are a few images of on derpibooru.
https://derpibooru.org/907614
https://derpibooru.org/1098287

/dnon/ drew some (mostly NSFW) images of her and Anon.
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>>27437472
It's a race. They have a territory.
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>>27437496
Was it explicitly stated in the episode? I'll have to rewatch it some time. I haven't seen it since it first aired. Easy to miss details like that.
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>>27437382

>My mistake. That's what happens when you don't watch the show anymore...

S3 was the low point, and everything has gotten better after that.

Stop being a fan of the fandom and just watch the show, nerd.
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>>27437514
Nah, it's on the official map of Equestria.
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>>27437521
>S3 was the low point, and everything has gotten better after that.
This is true. S3 was pretty awful. (though it still managed to have a few decent episodes)
S4 was decent, but not great. S5 was pretty good and even had moments of greatness. S6 so far has had a few very good episodes, but unfortunately also a few really bad ones. Hopefully there will be more good ones than bad ones to come.
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>>27437544
Do you have a link to an image of it?
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>>27437567

The opener was fairly weak, but other than that they've been okay to good.

Missed the last episode due to family stuff sadly.
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>>27437579
I use this map for things.
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>>27437588
I thought the opener was pretty good. Mostly thanks to Starlight Glimmer and Spike. The Gift of the Maud Pie was probably the best one so far this season.

Newbie Dash is easily the worst episode of the season so far, and possibly the worst since MMDW. No Second Prances was kinda off on the characterization and kinda bad, but somewhat redeemed by Starlight Glimmer.
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>>27437611
Nice. I guess it's official that arimaspi is the name of the species then.
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>>27437611

Glad I saw that. Had some ideas for world word building and that map helps with names and other locations.

>>27437640

Glimmer and Spike saved the opener, Maud Pie was my least favorite so far because of said character I don't get why people like her so much but was salvaged by Pinkie and Rarity. Newbie Dash was alright but it wasn't perfect of course I was glad to see the Wonderbolts not being unreasonable cunts this time but it could also explain why Spitfire was so harsh with Soarin in Rainbow Falls..

But that's just me.
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>>27437753
>Maud Pie was my least favorite so far because of said character
How can you not like Maud?
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>>27437801

Autistic rock horse just doesn't amuse me.
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>>27437753
>Newbie Dash was alright
My biggest gripe with it was Rainbow Dash's retarded attempt at imitating her friends in an almost mocking manner. Sure, she isn't the smartest pony, but portraying her as that stupid isn't justifiable even fore the sake of comedy. (and it wasn't funny either, so there goes that)
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>>27437820
I liked Maud.
I even drunkedly fapped to her once, which resulted in me drawing this...

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/1/26/1074073__oc_explicit_nudity_monochrome_shipping_blushing_penis_straight_human_cum.jpg
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>>27438139
My dick is diamonds
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>>27438139
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>>27438139
Who else have you drunkenly fapped to?
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>>27438714
I remember him saying he drunkenly fapped to Snapshot before.
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>>27438724

>Needing to be drunk to fap to snapshot

Small time.
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>>27438724
This.

>>27438819
Well, I'm pretty sure I've stated before that it is pretty hard for me to fap to fictional characters (especially non-human ones), but booze seems to make me less picky about my fapping subject(s).
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>>27439489

You absolute casual
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>Which satyr will have a time in which they too must hold the door?
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Weekends, am I right?
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>>27440818
I was thinking of doing some discussion, but then I figured it's pretty worthless.
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Tell me about your scrapped story ideas, Anons. What did you want to write at one time but for some reason couldn't go through with it?
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>>27441013
Ace NOT being a perfect Wonderbolt lady 5ever. The only people who like Ace want her to be a leader, sexy, and feminine.
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>>27441078
I like Ace and I wouldn't mind if she wasn't a Wonderbolt. A race car driver would sound pretty cool though. What did you have in mind for her?
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>>27441092
She gets bullied for being one of the first Satyrs, add to the fact she is about as naturally feminine as Rainbow Dash (minus the Top Cunt nature), her mother is pidgeon holding her hardcore, and the only people who treat her kind are her father, brother, and satyr kids way younger to her. Eventually she gets to a point where it's do or die time for the Wonderbolts and she "dies". Cracks, becomes emotionally dead, and leaves. Just out the door one day. Decides to fuck everything only somewhat literally. Goes to Earth, starts drinking, decided she's done with the shit she put up with. Loses her virginity to some random guy. That's her life for a couple/few years; living on Earth, being a sad sack, and being unable to hold a meaningful relationship. There would eventually be a decently happy end arc, but maaaan, it would have pissed people off.
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>>27441126
Sounds nice for a first half, but there's not much in the way of a resolution.
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>>27441157
Did you not read the part about the ending pissing people off? It's not even because bad shit happens or it being edgy. Besides, why spoil it?
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>>27441183
I mean, is it a story that you're doing? It wouldn't matter much if you decided to tell us the ending if the story's not going to happen. Sounds like Catcher in the Rye a bit.
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>>27441220
Catcher in the rye was about a spoiled brat who thought he was hot shit. Ace would have hella self esteem issues.
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>>27441183
It looks like you responded to the scrapped story ideas. So I would at least assume it's a scrapped story.
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>>27441241
So is the whole story just a big trudge of sadness and cynicism? There's got to be some high points in this besidez the ending, right?
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>>27441274
There are sweet points. High... ehhh, I mean, some might call them high, but that's like; "I didn't utterly fail a test today. Great!" When you're barely passing a class. It's good, but is it enough?
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>>27441289
Nah, not really. A story like this really has to have an interesting character if you want someone willing to go through with reading Ace's slow decent into the ground after having her freak out.
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>>27441126
Write it.
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>>27441310
A story can be good even if it is depressing. It mostly comes down to how engaging the story is. If it isn't interesting to read, it isn't good no matter if it's happy or depressing.
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>>27425745
>I can sort of picture Yuzu being able to sing fairly decently
Bats are capable of producing sounds way beyond a human's range of hearing, and while Yuzu isn't a bat, she can still perform sudden changes in the pith and tone of her voice at the drop of a hat, as well as being able to reach high notes like you wouldn't believe.

Think the diva in The Fifth Element.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE79SF_vC5o

She has been known to shatter glasses when she throws a rare tantrum.
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>>27442181
Good thing she's not a 4chum shitposter, then.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27441126

I had her wanting to be a Wonderbolt because from a young age she wanted to be just like her mom. Then as she gets older she measures her worth by her flying ability, and even think that if she doesn't live up to her mom her parents will be disappointed in her.
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>>27414202

"Daddy put my picture higher up on the fridge than yours, that means he likes mine more."
>"Nuh-uh, you're just making stuff up like you always do."
"No, he probably put yours lower down so he doesn't have to look at it as much."
>"You're dumb! You don't know anything!"
"I know you have a fat butt just like your mommy!"
>"Y-Yeah? Well at least I have a mommy!"
>...
>"Sorry, I didn't mean it like th-"
"Get out of my room!"
>"But-"
"Get out, out, out!"

I imagine Anon's life being stressful beyond belief.
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>>27442583
oh dear god
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>>27442583
The only time the arguing stops is when they've done something bad and are trying to hide the evidence. Anon has long since learned to tone out their childish bickering, unless it gets out of hand, but a sudden unexplained silence has him on edge because he knows in his heart that something of his has been broken.

"No, not my unspecified alcoholic beverages!"
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Whats this guys name?
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>>27443747
Sterling
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>>27443747

Anything from the following.

http://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY
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>>27442877
>>27442583

Is that also while Lewdzu is living with them as well? Could make for a very funny sitcom style series of one shots.
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>>27444472
>Murmur and Yuzu sit at a table and finger paint angrily as the two stare daggers at each other.
>With hard swipes left and thunderous strokes right they paint their canvases.
>Murmur picks up hers and cockily snarls holding a crudely drawn picture of her and you holding hands in front of a house. "Daddy is going love MY picture I painted for him."
>To which Yuzu grabs hers and shows off a picture of similar picture but instead has a crudely drawn picture of Lewdzu off to side with the words ("dumb dumb") written over it "Well he's going to love MY picture more!"
>The two bare their teeth at one another before the door opens as you and Lewdzu come in with groceries.
"Kids! Come get the groceries!" You call out
>To which they both look towards you and go running over, both yelling "Look daddy! Look!" And excitedly hopping up and down. Leaving a filthy mess of paint and water on the table as you laugh humorously.
"Aww, you two were finger painting~ that's sweet."
>As you complement on their art Zuzu passes the table and growls "Hey! You two better clean this mess up!"
"Actually I gotta start getting them ready for parent teacher night, do you think you can clean it for me and I'll put away the groceries?"
>"Cmon! Really!?"
"Last thing, I promise. Then you take the rest of the night off."
>She swallows her pride and gives a growly sneer "Fine."
"Thanks Zuzu, I owe ya. Cmon girls, let's get you ready."
>As you scoop them up and carry them off, Yuzu smirks knowingly at her older doppelgänger and hugs you tight.
>Today was another day with your three daughters
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>>27442583
Ouch. I really want to see an angry and sad Yuzu now.

>>27444472
Personally, I would say no. I mean, really? Having lewd Yuzu live along with innocent Yuzu AND Murmur? Murmur living with her is quite enough. Adding alternate universe things like that just sounds dumb.
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>>27443747
Sterling "Never fear the knife-ears" Silver.
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Do you imagine that some of the satyrs have any allergies?
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Ded thread
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>>27441013
I wanted to make a story where Changelings became infected by the zombie ant fungus, being half bugs themselves, and went on a rampage throughout Equestria spreading the infection from Changelings to Ponies to Zebras, and other four-hooved Equestians. Humans and satyrs aren't affected, and have to survive the carnage to make it to any of the safe zones established by other survivors.
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>>27448140
So you want to write The Last of Us, but with satyrs?
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>>27448168
Basically, yeah.
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>>27441013
Monster hunting stuff, mostly.
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>>27448378
Autistic stuff.
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So is /d/ ded?
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>>27444867
So poor little innocent Yuzu now has two rivals? All she wants is her daddy's affection all to herself, and these two chumps just invite themselves into their lives.
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>>27449186
I dont think so, last I heard he was busy on some road trip
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>>27449807
I heard she was busy getting gang fucked at a brony con.
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>>27449817
Hell if I could fuck people that easily I would be doing that too. Is /d/ really a girl? Cause I had a dream that /d/ was. A cute one at that.
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>>27449837
/d/ and I fucked once. They are VERY cute. Not gonna say if they had a pegeegee or a vajayjay.
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>>27449939
Is /d/ trains?
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>>27449939
>tfw will never get to fuck a fellow degenerate pony fag who is also a qt

Why live?
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something I posted on /sad/
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>>27450025
I really love angry makeout sessions. Lots of the satyrs I ship do this frequently after an argument.
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>>27450025
>"..You are a kind and forgiving so-"
>'MMPHHMM OHH~ UNF, Y-YEAH, HAAA.."
>"Trying to read my horoscope, you two."
>[LESBIAN MAKEOUT SESH SSJ4 XXL]
>"-AND YOU ONLY DESERVE TO HAVE GOOD THINGS COME YOUR WAY BECAUSE YOU ARE COOL AND NOT LAME."
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>>27449837
what did /d/ look like in your dream?
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>>27450083
White, brownish blonde hair, a bit on the pudgy side but in all the right places. I think we had sex, but I cant really say for sure. I just remember I was going to see her in person, possibly to fuck. I dont knwo. I hope he/she doesnt mind that we all want to him/her
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>>27450116
Which satyrs would /d/ fuck?
Which satyr would fuck /d/?
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>>27450411
What's the difference? And Half Pipe, obviously.
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>>27450419
>>27450411
Is /d/ giving or receiving?
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>>27450517
Depends if /d/ is a girl or not.
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>>27450419
I fucking love Half-Pipe.
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>>27445355
>Personally, I would say no. I mean, really? Having lewd Yuzu live along with innocent Yuzu AND Murmur? Murmur living with her is quite enough. Adding alternate universe things like that just sounds dumb.
I like it.
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>Daring Do wants your help to untomb some mummies in Saddle Arabia
>She says that the gig pays well and you might have to bunk in Atlas' tent to save space, but you might run into some booby traps, grave robbers, and undead abominations
>Do you go with her?
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>>27449186
Look at what you've done.
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>>27450765
I kinda agree with the other Anon. Having seperate universes for different headcanons seems okay, but you don't really want them interacting with each other. Trust me, I've seen Rick & Morty.
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>>27450765
I don't. You might as well replace lewdzu with a random batpony who Anon has started dating if you're going for anything other than lewd.
>Anon tries to find a new girlfriend
>Not many wants to date someone who already has two daughters
>Those who do has to be able to deal with Yuzu and Murmur and their constant bickering with each other
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>>27450861
This. Or Murmur's mom. Arri.
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>>27451048
>Young/pre-teen Yuzu hates her new step family
>Fast forward
>Mid-late teen loves her step mom and still gets annoyed by her half/step sister... butsecretlyloveshertoo.
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Where were you when satyr became canon?
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>>27450797
Just come up with some elaborate dimensional anomaly or time travel excuse.
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>>27450861
>You might as well replace lewdzu with a random batpony who Anon has started dating
... who just happened to be an older version of his daughter from the future. He doesn't know that yet and just thinks it's coincidence and that she'll make a great mother for his kids.
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>>27451626
>Aeon makes a dimension gun so she could go hoping to different dimensions when she feels like it
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>>27451656
And that's how Murmur was born.
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>>27451542
What?
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>>27451916
>Murmur is Yuzu's daughter
Just fucking stop with that shit.
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>>27452234
Alright.
>And then Yuzu gave birth to herself.
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>>27441013
One was based around the movies Tremors. Cheesy monster premise that the characters take seriously.
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>>27452234
Agreed

>>27452244
Mitosis is a mother fucker
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>>27452234
>Trying to stop people from posting what they like

This is what happens when you cave in to Complain-nons, they feel that because they got their way last time they can now police the thread over what content they like or dont like. Pretty sure if this keeps up we are gonna a thread on /sad/ for all Yuzu related content that involves her being the mother of Murmur to go.

People like you are the reason why we lose content creators. Then you have the balls to say its the other peoples fault
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>>27452483
You're just gonna keep on defending the stupidest ideas posted here, aren't you? It's one thing to change a satyr's personality and all that, but to change who their canon parent is? That's just plain fucking retarded and stupid.

People like you are the reason why we lose content creators. You keep acting like a knight in shining armour for the fetishfags, hardcore incestfags, and plain dumb ideas. And people have said several times in other generals that they left because of that stuff. Yet you're gonna stand there and say that it's not your fault contributors have left?
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>>27452718
Usually when I see people talking about satyr in other generals, their chief complaint is how hostile the place is, not that it's full of icky fetishes.
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>>27452749
I've seen a fair share of people complaining about the fetishes and incest as well.
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>>27452819
Yes, the complain-anons.
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>>27452819
So?
Damn near every general on /mlp/ is full of fetishes. Let them complain.
If you want a place where you can explore tiny horses while keeping your Christian values, perhaps 4chan is not the place you should be.
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>>27452718
>You're just gonna keep on defending the stupidest ideas posted here, aren't you?

Yes, because this isnt fucking North Korea. People can talk about whatever they want.

>It's one thing to change a satyr's personality and all that, but to change who their canon parent is? That's just plain fucking retarded and stupid.

Oh yes I'm sorry, their canon parent when in the FUCKING OP it says "everything is viable" and "There are not thread specific rules" Yes, Im SO sorry that people are going against the established canon of nothing is canon. We may as well rewrite the entire OP then to "You can do whatever you want, EXCEPT whenever it steps on the toes of our easily triggered self appointed thread police." so it can match the draconian atmosphere you want it to be.

>People like you are the reason why we lose content creators. You keep acting like a knight in shining armour for the fetishfags, hardcore incestfags, and plain dumb ideas

And you keep acting like the angel coming down from heaven to save the thread from topics it wants to discuss but a few anons dont like. So yeah hello pot, im kettle.

>And people have said several times in other generals that they left because of that stuff. Yet you're gonna stand there and say that it's not your fault contributors have left?

If people cant handle other people talking about what like they then its on them. But people that shut down discussion just because it doesnt appeal to them are always going to be the worst and make the thread such a hostile place to be in. But go on, keep living in your delusion that only you are right and everyone else is to blame.
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>>27452900
>If people cant handle other people talking about what like they then its on them. But people that shut down discussion just because it doesnt appeal to them are always going to be the worst and make the thread such a hostile place to be in.
This. I fucking hate censorship loving SJW safe-space faggots and moralists.
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>>27452483
Yeah look at all the content in /sad/. Sure is going at the speed of light compared to this thread.
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>>27452937
>Notsureifsarcasticornot.jpeg
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>>27452870

It's not the the topic, it's the fact the topic becomes so prevalent that the thread becomes nothing but said topic.

The same shit happened with Simmer and Timber, and it was happening with incest. But it's harder to filter incest than it is the other two:

I don't care if a topic is discussed, but when we have threads upon threads where it's mostly said topic being discussed it gets tiring real fast.
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>>27452900
>Oh yes I'm sorry, their canon parent when in the FUCKING OP it says "everything is viable" and "There are not thread specific rules" Yes, Im SO sorry that people are going against the established canon of nothing is canon. We may as well rewrite the entire OP then to "You can do whatever you want, EXCEPT whenever it steps on the toes of our easily triggered self appointed thread police." so it can match the draconian atmosphere you want it to be.

So what do you think of Rarity's satyr, Mumble? She's a pre-op transmale, and spends all her spare time making snuff films.
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>>27452849
Stop.
>>27452870
>So?
Some of those complaining are writers. Writers who will probably never step foot in this general anymore.
>Damn near every general on /mlp/ is full of fetishes.
Does AiE really talk about fetishes and incest as often as we do? I doubt it.
>>27452900
>Oh yes I'm sorry, their canon parent when in the FUCKING OP it says "everything is viable"
I just knew you were gonna pull that card.
>We may as well rewrite the entire OP then to "You can do whatever you want, EXCEPT whenever it steps on the toes of our easily triggered self appointed thread police"
Are you really gonna get this fucking angry over this?
As I said: it's one thing to change everything about a satyr, but changing who their fucking parents are is retarded as all hell. Are you gonna say that Hope is Celestia's daughter now and give the finger to everyone who thinks that's stupid?
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>>27452999
>Does AiE really talk about fetishes and incest as often as we do? I doubt it.
They don't have sexy satyr daughterus to talk about.

>Are you really gonna get this fucking angry over this?
You sound upset, Anon.
Are you upset?
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>>27452900
Dude, calm down a bit. I agree with you, but getting so angry just makes them look right.

But yes, they're absolutely the ones heavily in the wrong.
At least one of them, I believe the one who was the most vocal instigator in the whole thing, based on his tone and phrasing, routinely drops by /sad/ to try to reinforce the idea that people with fetishes were the problem.
Seems that even with his safe space created, he's not happy. He has to also convince the people he doesn't like that they're bad people.

>>27452966
Except that's not true. The fetishes would die almost immediately upon something else being brought up. The stuff was essentially stealth bumping.

>>27452999
>Does AiE really talk about fetishes and incest as often as we do?
Fetishes, yes. Incest? No, but this is a general dedicated to Anon's kids, so of course that path will get more attention, just as harems get more attention in RGR.
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>>27452966
>I don't care if a topic is discussed, but when we have threads upon threads where it's mostly said topic being discussed it gets tiring real fast.

If a topic is being discussed that often, doesnt that mean that the majority of people want to discuss said topic? Even if you use that fallacy of the silent majority vs the vocal minority its still the fault of the silent majority for not talking about what they want instead.

If I was pushing my fetish crap in the thread then I got drowned out 20+ anons talking about wholesome SoL story ideas and discussion, I would be like "Oh, ok, nobody wants to talk about this." Then I would do one of two things, either I would A, fuck off to somewhere else and do or write something more prevalent to my tastes. Or B, talk about that instead and have a good time.

The problem occurs when I stomp my feet on the ground and yell about how the majority of discussion is not to my taste and then tell everyone discussing stuff I dont like to go to another thread so I can have the floor all to myself.

That is why anons use terms like complain anon and SJW when shit like this occurs. Because they are doing the same shit that those mother fuckers do rather than just contributing on their own.

That is why I get pissed when I see people being pussies about things they can easily ignore and talk about something else.
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>>27452987
I think that is a hilarious idea and would write about it whenever I can. Now if the thread doesnt run with it I would talk about something else rather than cry and piss myself over how everyone else is wrong and my vision is the one true vision.

>>27452999
>Are you gonna say that Hope is Celestia's daughter now and give the finger to everyone who thinks that's stupid?
See the top reply for my answer to that.

>I just knew you were gonna pull that card
>Implying its a "card" when the thread decided long ago that should be how Satyr is run

I think Satyr is a great place, and its viability is what makes it such a fun place to be. Stifling creativity is only going to kill that for everyone.
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>>27453026
So basically, we should just be excellent to each other and try to keep conversation moving towards a direction we consider positive?

I can get behind that.
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>>27452987
If you enjoy that idea, by all means write it.
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>>27453054
Yes. Yes we should.
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>>27453026
>If I was pushing my fetish crap in the thread then I got drowned out 20+ anons talking about wholesome SoL story ideas and discussion, I would be like "Oh, ok, nobody wants to talk about this." Then I would do one of two things, either I would A, fuck off to somewhere else and do or write something more prevalent to my tastes. Or B, talk about that instead and have a good time.
That's cool, but problem is, most people here aren't you. Some of them go with C instead: Keep pushing your fetishes into their discussions until they get tired of discussing anything anymore and leave so you can continue pushing your fetish crap in the thread.
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>>27453077
That's cool, but can we go back to talking about Ariana's urethra?
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>>27453087
I like this idea.
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>>27453087
No.
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>>27453077
>Keep pushing your fetishes into their discussions until they get tired of discussing anything anymore and leave so you can continue pushing your fetish crap in the thread.
>things that never happen the post

And its totally not the fault of the limp wrist pussies who fold like a wallet and leave when somebody tries to add to the discussion with something they dont like?

How fucking spineless do you have to be to throw your hands in the air and say "Well, these anons keep talking about something we dont like, better just leave all together rather than ignore it and talk about something else."

I had no idea this thread was full of 5 year olds who arent mature enough to realize that people will always talk about things they dont like and they should just talk about what they like instead.
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>>27453026

>If a topic is being discussed that often, doesnt that mean that the majority of people want to discuss said topic? Even if you use that fallacy of the silent majority vs the vocal minority its still the fault of the silent majority for not talking about what they want instead.

Look back at Simmer and Timber. When shit tried to get discussed it was always drowned out by those two or steered towards them.

There are people who don't like incest, and people who do. When the thread devolved into fetish talk I would just skip it. Then it got to the point where people were talking about fucking their daughters to make more daughters to fuck to make more and so on.

That turned me off from the thread. Then when massive chunks of threads were nothing but incest I really didn't like having to skip over half of the posts because of mindless family fucking. Yeah there were a few other conversations going on, but they were drowned out by the rest of the shit.

Personally I think it was the doing of a few, or people just trying to start shit like >>27451916 or >>27452234.
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>>27453148

Fandoms in general have FoTM, Im sorry that this one going on is not to your liking, but clearly you can see how shutting down conversations because they are talked about too often is a problem right?

Do we make hundreds of splinter threads for very specific topics so people can each talk about what they like?

Where does it end? We already have a whole separate thread for triggering content and yet there is STILL anons here who are telling other anons to stop talking about things they dont like. People are always going to be unhappy, but the topics wont last forever, just like timber and Simmer, it will end and another topic will take its place. The solution to the threads "problem" shouldnt be to quarantine topics to another board. It should be to talk about what we like and prop up topics we can support.
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lmao it sounds like everyone needs a daddy to control how the thread goes and keep you kids from fighting
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>>27453131
>things that never happen the post
Oh, so that's how you're gonna be like, completely ignoring things that happened in the past?
>Who are Simmer and Broil?
>What was that time when no-one could talk about those two without that one guy always showing up and pushing his incest fetish into the discussion?
Of course, you don't give a fuck. You're always right and everyone else is always wrong, that's how it must be for you. Otherwise, you'll get mad.

You would have been a fucking blast to have in this general when it started.

>>27453205
The FoTM here as never involved disturbing fetishes or hardcore incest.
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>>27453225
How nice of you to completely ignore everything else I said after. I'd like to see you address that.
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>>27453205

So what happens when we try to prop up other topics only to get drowned out by whatever FotM is being Shitposted to hell and back about?

I don't care if X gets talked about.

I don't care if X gets popular.

My problem is when we have posts upon posts of X where I'm skipping half a thread and anyone who tries to talk about something other than X only gets a few replies, if that, to only be drowned out by X discussion.

It happened with Timber

It happened with Simmer

And it also happened with incest. Except this time, as I said, it's a lot harder to filter.

I, personally, just want to avoid X getting to critical mass and then have us arguing about it for weeks afterwards as the fallout.

Basically both sides just chilling the fuck out.
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>>27453131
>How fucking spineless do you have to be to throw your hands in the air and say "Well, these anons keep talking about something we dont like, better just leave all together rather than ignore it and talk about something else."
Many, like the contributors we've lost over the years, only lurks and doesn't have the patience of a saint. I can imagine how it must've been like to wade through hundreds upon thousands of posts discussing almost nothing but something you really don't like for several weeks in a row.
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>>27453313
>Many, like the contributors we've lost over the years, only lurks and doesn't have the patience of a saint.

And how is that the fault of the people taking the initiative to talk about things they want? When those people CHOOSE to not contribute.

>>27453304
>So what happens when we try to prop up other topics only to get drowned out by whatever FotM is being Shitposted to hell and back about?

It means that at the time, there were more people wanting to talk about topic A over topic B. Why is it their fault that they enjoy what they are talking about and you dont?

>both sides need to chill
So the anons you dont like need to magically know when they have talked about a topic enough and just stop?
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>>27453206
Rest assured, we exist in a state of controlled chaos.
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>>27453225
>You would have been a fucking blast to have in this general when it started.
If KnightAnon was there, then we wouldn't even have a general.
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>>27453438
That picture sums up the situation rather nicely.
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So which content creators have left because of all the fetish talk and which content creators have left because of the hostility?
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>>27453582
I have done neither. I'm just a lazy bastard who can't seem to manage his time or his ennui with any degree of productivity.
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>>27452483
Man, that is one moist bat.
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>>27453582
I know a few left because there was too much incest discussion going on once. but you would have to ask many of them yourself. That's gonna be difficult, though, because I have no idea where any of them are or if they're still alive. I don't even know if anyone from the Author List in the OP is still here on /mlp/.

It might be worth asking various other generals here and see what they think of satyrs today if you're really curious about this.
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So we've talked about what satyr's hidden talent is, but what about their guilty pleasures? Before you ask, no, chronic masturbation doesn't count.

Also what does satyr want for their birthday?
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>>27453673
Ariana is a pretty good writer, especially of fantasy settings. Her father tells her she could become a published author if she keeps working at it.

She sometimes likes to sneak into the woods and set up tiny cardboard "towns", then destroy them.
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>>27453673
Darcy secretly enjoys playing the hot farmer's daughter angle and being many satyr boys first crush, though she's saving herself for marriage or at least a very committed relationship. She wants a dress for her birthday. A nice one, like they have in those expensive Canterlot boutiques. When it comes to the vast majority of her clothing, practicality and modesty are the key feature, but just once she wants something extravagant that'll make her feel pretty.

Or something, I don't know.
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>>27453673
>Also what does satyr want for their birthday?
The coolest sports car in the world for when she finally gets her driver's license.
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>>27453673
Broil likes to watch magical girl stuff, mostly dubbed. Sailor Moon, Magical DoReMi, Tokyo Mew Mew, etc. She knows a lot of them are really bad compared to everyone else, but she can't help it. Also she's been a Supernatural fangirl since 8 and still has a crush on Dean.
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>Which satyrs are strong enough to do this?
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>>27454192
Probably Ariana.
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>>27454192
Alex, Darcy, Stormwalker.
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>>27453582
I think someone mentioned most of the artfags left because of the hostility. Not sure who left during the fetish spamming.
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>>27453025
I thought the guy complaining about the complainers was the chief insitgator; the one who hates "thos dam sjw kunts who ned saf spas", even though pretty sure he frequents /sad/.
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>>27453026
Isn't that the same logic that happened with Timber and Simmer? Now they are two of the thread's most infamous satyrs.

>>27453054
We're on 4chan; a veritable hostile breeding ground of stubborn opinions and profanity. If we could be excellent to each other, that would be awesome.
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>>27454192
Ariana, most Apples, Alex, Herc, Timber, Warren, those Minotaur girl(?), Steamboat.
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rip breezies
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>>27455076
A satyr Kid Icarus rom hack?
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>>27455200
Yuppers, this dude has been at it for about 1-2 years now.

Good to hear from him, it's been a while.
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>>27453582
The answer is yes.
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>>27455342
"at it" with very large gaps of inactivity, but it's starting to move along again
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If it makes you feel better, /d/ only left due to fetishes because he likes them, sooooo you didn't fuck up all the artists.
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>>27455439
Best of wishes to it, seriously. I eagerly await the day to its completion!
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Anyone else bored?
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>>27457045
No, I think I'm getting close to done with a story.
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>>27457045
I called out from work and I'm reading Scott McCloud's books about making comics, so I might be practicing some panels tonight.
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>>27457842
So what do you plan on drawing?
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>>27458142
IDK yet. Something short and sweet, most likely.
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>>27458840
So, who do you think initiated "the sex" in her and Utah's relationship? Not who started it when they were about to have it; who came up to the other and was like "Do you want to have sex?"
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I want to a fug a real life satyr. genetic engineering when?
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>>27459211
Petunia, probably. A gentleman like Utah would think that it would be mighty base of him to ask a lady as fair as Petunia such things.
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>>27459317
A gentleman? I'd say it's more he is just not a guy who would initiate something. Dates, kisses, etc. Girl's gotta lead.
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>>27460097
I'd also say because he's always busy too.
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>>27442877
It's also impossible for poor Anon to have a real relationship because his "darling girls" always put aside their differences to drive away any mare that gets too friendly with their father.
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>>27460768
Those wishing to date Yuzu and Murmur's father must submit an official "11-9-B Request to Pursue Courtship form" that requires both of the girls' signatures and that of a non-related referee before they'll grant permission.

As of yet, none have succeeded in obtaining one.
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>>27461285
So is Arrhythmia dead?
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>>27461423
Yes, she died of a heart attack caused by her weight putting too much strain on her cholesterol clogged heart. Who'd have thunk it, eh?
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>>27460768
>>27461285
>Yuzu and Murmur doesn't like anyone their dad is dating
This kinda reminds me of a story I read in /moth/ a long time ago.
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>>27462178
Do we have any moth pony satyrs?
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Who is the smallest (non-breezie) satyr?
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>>27462223
Thistle is the only shortstack that I know of so I would go with her.
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>>27462223
doesn't DJ usually draw mistake on the short side?
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>>27462193
Only 2 pics that I can recall
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>>27462193
>>27462305
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>>27462229
This paper sucks. It's so smudgy. I'm just going to stick with regular printer paper from now on.
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>>27462986
based.
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>>27462986
Odd and maybe stupid question, but does Ariana have one or two eyes considering that one of her parents is a cyclops?

I think two would be better.
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>>27463125
/d/ said the hair is like intentionally so that nobody knows. Its kind of a running gag that nobody knows if she has 1 eye or 2. I think its better if there is no canon answer to that question
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>>27463148
>>27463125
What if...?
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>>27463334

All glory to the hypnotoad!
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>>27463334
Well that certainly would explain why she hides it. Taking this now as semi canon
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>>27463334
Triclops a shit, but I do like the goat eyes.
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>>27462249
I think Mistake is petite rather than just short.
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>>27462986
God tier.
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>>27463125
I'd say one, but she keeps her hair long enough to cover her face because she's afraid it will weird people out if they saw.

Also, it doesn't really matter because she looks good with the hair covering her face.
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>>27463334
Also a possibility. Though, wouldn't it make more sense for her to have two human eyes and then one arimaspi/goat eye in the middle?
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>>27463592
I think its better if they dont all have perfect symmetry, makes them more unique imo.
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Which satyrs are currentl dead inside?
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>>27463611
Does that mean you're agreeing with me or disagreeing?
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>>27463645
Blare, Thorn and that emo satyr. (Miss Eri's kid?)
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>>27463548
>petite rather than just short
Both, actually. Teen Yuzu is the same age as Mistake and Mistake is a whole head shorter than Yuzu. Yuzu is one head shorter than Anon (who, in my headcanon, is the same height as Darcy) and, of course, Ariana is just huge.
Again, these are just my headcanon when I draw.
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>>27463872
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>>27463872
>you will never have a threesome with Ariana and Mistake
>one a petite dfc
>the other a busty amazon
There is no meaning to this life
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>>27463872

That Mistake is the perfect size to pick up and carry around.
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>>27463872
Holy shit mistake looks to be about the same size as my niece
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>>27463872
Who is the one to the right of Ariana supposed to be? Darcy?
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>>27462223
Thistle or Cottonball.
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>>27463656
Mumble fits too.
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>>27463872
nice pic
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>>27464250
Yes.
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get off of page 8, dammit
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New thread when?
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>>27465769

>>27466373
>>27466373
>>27466373
>>27466373
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