Which pony spends more time taking a bath?

>>27394204
Rarity

>>27394204
Rarity without a doubt.

>>27394204
Spike

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>>27394233
>"Boy Spike sure has been taking really long baths recently. I wonder if he needs my help?"

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>>27394349
>Twilight notices that the tissue paper she keeps buying mysteriously runs out before the week ends, every time.
>Curious, one fateful Tuesday had Twilight bursting into the bathroom, suspecting Spike of using it for lascivious means.
>Spike was actually crying to himself because he kept on facing reality that he will never sire a child through pony-dragon crossbreeding, even if by some miracle Rarity falls for him.
>Dragon tears are apparently flammable, lighter than acid and instead of ruining the bathroom, lets the tissues incinerate.

>>27394363
"dammit" says Twilight and goes away with her unsatisfied urges for foal molesting, still awaiting till Spike hit puberty.

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>>27394391
>would be doing your adopted slave but he be thinking of his bae.

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>>27394349
>Twilight looks around the room, none of her friends wishing to meet her eye
>You, Rarity, shift uncomfortably and your own eyes dart between the rest of your friends
>They respond with concerned looks of their own
>You knew they all had the same suspicion as you as to what Spike, a maturing young drake, was doing in there
>It was... uncouth, certainly, but not unnatural
>You only hoped that Twilight knew as well
>"I'm going to check on him" the alicorn decides, hopping up off her chair
>In an instant you and the rest of the girls leap up after her babbling a million excuses as to why she ought to-
>No, why she MUST stay where she is
>Twilight sits back down, confused at the outcry from her friends
"T-Twilight please" you stammer "Let's not be so hasty..."
>"Rarity's right" continues Applejack and you breathe a sigh of relief
>"Erm, I was actually talkin' to Spike recently and he told me how he... uh... he-"
>"He was molting!" injects Rainbow Dash
>Twilight tilts her head, confused
>"Molting? But Spike's not due for a molting cycle for at least another month"
>"Oh, um, actually Twilight s-sometimes some of my reptile critters molt outside of their schedule. S-so it's not completely, um, unlikely" speaks up Fluttershy
>Twilight frowns and you and the rest of the girls lean inwards hoping she bought your gambit
>"I'm going to get my book on dragon physiology" she decides at last before disappearing upstairs
>You all wait until she's gone before letting loose a collective sigh of relief and leaning back in your seats
>Still, you weren't out of the woods yet
>"Oh gosh" groans Applejack "How're we gonna help Spike outta this one?"
>"I KNOW" exclaims Pinkie Pie "I don't know anything about how to clean a dragon!"
>All of you turn to stare at the mare in derison
>"What?" she whines, shrinking back

>>27394204
that duck is cute

>>27394516
...c-continue

>>27394204
Fluttershy. Her tail is always dragging all over the ground, it must be a total bitch to clean.