The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman: Back From Hell Edition

Nolan is best human.

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>>27377962
no. this is the superior "Human"

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Okay, no more fucking around.
It's may.
Its been three years since the first EqG trailer came out.
Three years of shitposting and fun.
Where are all the trip and namefags?

Rain, where the fuck are you? we need you

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>>27378115
it's incredible that after three years, this little shit has tons of adventures
he is amazing

I want to marry Norma!

bump?

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Fuck you Norman, I liked you more when you were a racist.

I thought that with you being all alone I was finally going to have a friend.

Fuck this shitty life.

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>Be Twilight
>woke up this morning and didn't find Norman in his bed
>I didn't even find his parents in the rest of the house
>have they suddenly vaporized and gone to another realm similar to mine?
>This isn't good
>Not one bit
>I've got to find out what happened to Norman and his parents!
>They've done so much for me, and now It's my turn to do something for them!
[Cue up investigation montage]
>This is so uncanny...
>No one has any knowledge or idea of where Norman might be
>I've asked Pinky, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Sunset, Flash, Nolan, and Scott.
>And none of them could lead me to him
>There's no doubt about it.
>Norman and his parents have fallen into an interdimensional rift that has swallowed them into a nether realm of eternal suffering
>I've got to do what a true friend would do
"I've got to open an interdimentional rift into the neather realm, and rescue the Normals!"
>"Twilight, are you sure about this? I'm pretty sure they went elsewhere..."
"No Spike. How else could they have disappeared so suddenly? why would they leave the sprinkler system on? Mr. Normal never waters the lawn on saturdays!"
>"O-Okay, Okay! Geez, I'm pretty sure the absence of their car and the fact that they left a note on the fridge doesn't mean much right?"
"Spike, that note was left by none other than the abductors! It's a trick to make us believe they're fine! I won't have any of it! I'm opening that portal!"
>"Oh God, here we go again..."

>>27379391

>Be Norman
>Grocery shopping with parents is horrible
>but it sure beats the fuck out of having to baby sit Purple
>"I told you, we'd have the lawn fully watered by the time we'd be back"
>Man fuck that lawn, If it were up to me, I'd have it removed
"yeah, whatever..."
[open front door]
>GODDFUCKINGDAMM
>"N-NORMAN!!!"
>Whoaw
>How the fuck did my house turned into a butchery?
"How the fuck did you get bathed in blood?"
>"Holly mother of God!"
>oh, yeah, Dad
"What the hell is this!! What the hell are even these things they don't even look like any animal I've ever seen!"
>"H-H-He... (sudden ghasp) Hell..."
>She lifts her arm and points at a Masterchief-looking-motherfucker that's browsing the fridge
>He takes notice of our presence and walks towards us
>"Look here yo-"
>Shoves Dad off into the couch and grabs Purple
>This is gonna be fun
>He drags her upstairs and into my room
>there's a glowing slit floating above a fucking pentagram
>He lifts purple by the neck of her blouse and points at the portal, does some very explicit gestures signaling her to shut it once he goes through
>purple just nods
>he pulls what appears to be a arm up from the floor and chucks it at me
"cool"
>He stands in front of the portal and looks at me, throws a thumbs-up that quickly turned into a "metal" sign
>and off he jumps into the portal
>Purple quickly shuts it down and lays on the floor in a fetal position
"Sooo....."
"What did we learn today, Purple?"
"by the way where the fuck is Spike?"

>Be Spike
>stuck in a dungeon in hell
>why must this happen to me?
"Goddamn it Twilight!!!"

>>27379419

Poor Spike. It seems he forgot Norman's ability of absorbing his bad luck.

>>27379419
Wonderful explanation of Spikes absence
Its canon, I say!

>>27379419
>norman meet doomguy
Awesome

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so it is true
Norman is dead
and here I though he "had" a future

>>27380704
What did you expect
Even the oldest generals are mere zombies as well

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>Want to ask for porn
>Know it'll kill the thread
>Still wanna ask
>No idea what I'm doing with my life

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>>27381088
Fuck it, desperate times
>who and who?
>what fetish?

>>27381088
>>27381411
and by
>Fuck it
I mean I'll write it

>>27381411
What's a combo we haven't had yet.
Really just no Mary, Shimmer, Purple or something

>>27381483
adam and rainbow
hotdogging

>>27381411
Scott and Pinkie
Thick pinko slamming her frosting cover ass on the poor gay boy's dick

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>>27381552
>>27381649
now we're talkin'

>>27379419
Poor Spike, god damn.

Tripfags in Canterlot High

>>27381795
Scott hot dogging Pinkie

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>>27379290

>I remember when you first got here.
>I just thought "New guy, he'll be the new fad for about two weeks. He'll just be another person with more friends than me."
>Although, having one friend is not such a hard feat for normal people, I have yet to get a single one since I joined this putrid highschool.
>I don't know what the fuck is wrong with everyone here, they don't even look at me.
>But then, you went and turned into the Pariah of this school, I thought I would finally have someone to talk to.
>Day after day, I mustered up my courage so I could get to talk to the only other person without friends.
>I waited for you after class so we could chat a bit, but I never dared to. You always looked so sad back then, that I thought my conversation would only make you more depressed.
>I really felt pity for you, as everyone treated you badly, so one say I finally decided I would walk up to you, and become your first friend.
>But!
>But you went and got friends!
>I've been here for years, and all I've got are a few acquaintances who wouldn't even remember my name.
>Yet you went and made friends, you don't know how betrayed I felt after that. You, my only chance at escaping from this loneliness, went and left me behind. You abandoned me!
>As time went on, your circle of friends became larger and larger, keeping me further away from you.
>How the hell did you reverse your situation so quickly?
>No one even calls you a racist anymore.
>Maybe you know some kind of trick to socializing. I need you to teach me.
>But many months have passed since you came, and I have yet to exchange a word with you.
>I guess it's do or die.
"Would you like going to the fall formal with me?"
>"Eh?! Okay, I guess?"
>I didn't expect you to say yes, but I'm really happy with your answer!
.......
>If only I could say what my awkward smile is trying to express.

>>27381911
was the night where norman's life change

>>27381911

>Be Norman
>About to go home and destroy kids on CoD like every fucking day.
>"..."
"!"
>Woah a wild nerdy young cutie appears.
"Uh hi."
>She fidgets and finally speaks.
>"Meep meep meep Fall Formal meep?"
>What the fuck did she just say to you? It's best not to fuck this up.
"Eh. Sure I guess?"
>She jumps for joy and walks away happy.
>"Meep meep meep!"
>You give her the double finger gun shoot. Bitches seem to love that.
"Yeah, see ya."
>A purple hand grabs your shoulder with a death grip.
>"Norman..."
>You look over your shoulder and see its your cousin Chloe.
"Yeah?"
>"You're going with her to the Fall Formal?"
>Are you? Did you just agree to that?
"Shit."
>Chloe looks pissed for some reason. She must be mad that after you just broke up with a girl that you already have another on your arm.
"Woah hey it's not like I'm a player or anything! I didn't understand her so I just said yeah sure. Ya'know..."
>She pouts and yells in your face getting down spit on you.
>"Baka! Baka!"
>Her heels click loudly on the school floors as she walks away.
>"You better take her! She's my friend!"
"Ah shit..."
>Looks like you got yourself in trouble and you can't blame it on that purple girl.
"Actually where is she?"
>You scratch your head and wander off back home.

>>27382286

Hell yes!

This is what I wanted!!!

>>27382311
But it doesn't follow what you wrote really Kubby

>>27382325

It didn't need to. The idea was exactly that, getting some loose connections in stories somehow related to eachother due to the characters present in them.

Like the first oneshots.

>>27382356
All right. Shoot another one then.

>>27382590

Fug, my cunning plan wasn't thought as far as having me write again, but I may as well try.

Damnit, what do we call the nerdy girl?

>>27382602
I though she was carrot top

>>27382735

I really don't know.

>>27382286
Is she Beeker from Muppets

>>27382919

Carrie Beeker sounds kind of like a nice name.

>>27383212
Well someone once compared her to twist so I borrowed the Meep meep joke from the Friendship is Witchcraft

>Discord is that weird janitor/landscaper/repairsman/lute player.
>He occasionally hangs out with kids at lunch to discuss quantum theory. philosophy, and "plot advancement" as he says.
>Today he hangs out with you.
>Be Nolan North I guess.
>The rest of the crew is doing...A wizard prevented them from meeting with you.
>Plot device planted.
>Anyway Discord comes to him at lunch with a sack lunch, while you have a shitty chicken sandwich.
>"Nolan, do me a favor and tell me your thoughts on piloting robots?"
"...Why?"
>"The world depends on it, and Her Majesty is letting me choose between recruiting someone to pilot a robot to save the world, or pay her $500."
>He has weird nicknames for the Principal.
"Well, what's the robot? Can I get a custom paint job?"
>"What, do you not trust my talents?"
>Discord pouts in an obnoxiously over the top fashion, before grabbing an avocado from his sack.
>"I'm the best substitute art teacher here, you know. If I didn't know this place like the back of my hand, I'd be mystifying the school with my art!"
>He doesn't even peel em. That absolute madman.
"Well, might as well do a little advertising. Let the people know who to thank, you know?"
>"Let's compromise when we see it. Shall we?"
>He finishes the avocado and grabs another.
"Let's shall. May I have an avocado?"
>He smiles and opens the bag for you.
>"Pick your favorite."
"Mr. Discord. Why do you have all these avocados?"
>Discord silently looks into the bag, like a father looking at the corpse of his baby who was babysat by a very literal WalMart customer.
>"...Why are you doing this..."
>You decide to not probe into his deep and troubled past.
"Let's go. Where's the robot?"
>"Just follow me. Also don't say hi to anyone."
"Why? Is it THAT secret?"
>"Hah, I wish! I just chased off a group of middle schoolers. But I'm trying to stay incognito."
"By talking to me."
>"Hush. Do you not notice anything unusual? Wait, don't answer that, it's bad luck to start your destiny with a fight."

>>27383868
>Nolan hardly ever interacted with magical beings such as Purple or Discord
Continue.

>>27378115
3 years.
Where has time gone

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Time for Rainbow lewd.
NSFW
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/16/1155615.gif

>>27385006
nice

>>27378115
I'm here, mateys, these last few days were hell on Earth with work, exams during the week, work during the week-ends.
But I have got some time on my hands right now.
As they say in my workplace: "What can I get you? My treat."

>>27383963
I have, in my collection of incomplete works, an old thing I still want to continue about Nolan and the Saints becoming allies of an apprentice witch.

>>27385736
2 hours later: no answer.
It's a slow day for everyone, huh?

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>>27385736
Great to have you here still Rain, I'm still working on a story as well. Gonna make it one hell of an anniversary, you'll see

>>27383659

Oh, dang it.

Well, I guess I went wrong in picking her as a character then.

I'll just stay in my corner...

>>27386403
I still have no idea for a birthday story.
Maybe I'm just gonna write some filth, degenerate, hands-holding heavy tender smut... between Norman and Shimmer.
I did like the "pillow-talk" series, so that sounds like a plan.

Anyway, I hope that you're having fun writing your own thing. I look forward to it.

>>27386526
Man don't be a bitch, she's not twist but still is a nerdy looking chick who gives a shit

>>27386536
Norman vs the Dazzlings!
(In bed)

>>27387249

>Double paizuri cock worship from Adagio and Sonata
>Aria sitting on his face while insulting him
>Norman slowly breaking their minds
>All start out making fun of him
>Near the end they moan his name and force him to cum inside

There was this story made with Scott Green and Luna

http://pastebin.com/uyjNS44t

>>27387728
>orgasm denial
you can't deceive me Based

>>27387728
Unf

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>>27387728
>Scott with girls

>>27387728
It's from the bimbo thread there are more stories like that related but I'm not sure how welcome they are here

>>27389017
I didn't even know Scott managed to reach outside /nn/
somewhat of a pleasant surprise

>>27389067
he's too mainstream here

"Alright that's fucking it, Scott. You think you're so fucking cool because you watched an anime before anyone else did or read the comic before the movie is even out n shit. But you're just a real fucking loser alright!? You go about your day scoffing at everyone because they're not 'True Partitions' like yourself and go around saying 4chan shit like 'Normie'. You fucking scab on society stop judging everyone here or else you'll die alone and sad. But hey atleast you got vaporwave! You got damn idiot why am I even friends with you holy shit."
>the entire lunch room is silent
>Norman trying to hold back more anger
>Scott clears his throat
>"normie"
>>"OOOOOOOOHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHH"
>The entire fucking lunchroom explodes with laughter
>Everyone points at Norman and laughs

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>Be Norman.
>Wake up to loud sounds coming from your window.
>You open the blinds to see Brad throwing rocks at your window.
>It's 2 am on a school night and Brad is throwing rocks, out of his mind at your window.
>You open the window to get a hold of Brad.
"Brad! The fuck are you doing dude?"
>From opening the window you get a better look of what Brad's wearing.
>Brad appears to have black face on and is wearing a CHS girl's soccer sweater that has that Straight Outta Compton design.
>But instead of Compton, it says Canterlot.
>Straight Outta Canterlot.
>On the bottom right corner it says W.W.A
>Wondercolts with Attitude.
>God, our school sucks.
>While thinking about his dope fit, Brad continues to throw rocks until he hits you in the eye
"What the fuck Brad!"
>"Guess what time it iz Norman!"
"It's 2 AM! We have school in a few hours!"
>"Naw nigga it's real nigga hours cuh. I need you to smash that like button!"
>Realizing it was real nigga hours, you run to your phone and open your social media to Brad's latest post.
>The status was posted 5 minutes ago and 65 people have liked it already.
>Damn, Canterlot got some real niggas.

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>>27389819
>Canterlot's new line of clothing

Someone draw Norman and Scott sitting on a curb wearing shirts saying "Kawaii af" and "Meme Slut"

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>>27390593
this is as close as you can get

Night

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>Day Dummy Bitches in CHS
>Be Norman.
>Since you got to CHS, your friend Brad has been teaching you the art of what he calls
>Getting dummy bitches.
>"Norman, my nigga finally made it! I was lowkey bout to leave but then saw yo bitchass come in. Almost got dummy heated you know what I'm saying dawg."
"Why do you talk like that?"
>"Like what bro?"
"Nevermind. What are we doing here at the mall?"
>"I'm gonna teach you how to be a real nigga Norman and the first step is getting your first hoe."
>Even if Brad did talk in ebonics most of the time, the man gets results.
>You remember the first time you saw Brad.
>It was on the first day of school during passing period after class.
>You saw some dude with blue hair take a girl into the janitor's closet.
>The next passing period, he goes back in with a different girl this time.
>Heading to the cafeteria for lunch, you see him again heading towards the janitor's closet.
>Only this time, he had the last two girls in each arm.
>That was before you knew Brad but it was hell of an introduction.
>Brad did get dummy bitches.
>And now he was going to pass the torch to you.
>"You ready young blood?"
"Yeah I'm ready."
>"Shieeeeeet, you see that girl with pink hair and yellow skin? That's yo first target. Remember everything I taught you."
>Brad points at the girl outside the mall's pet store. She looked dusty but it is your first test.
>You start heading towards the pet store thinking about what you're going to say.
>Before you know it, you're right in front of her.
>She's looking at you dead on.
>Damn she kinda cute, Brad got an eye for these things.
>Shit. Say something.
"What it do girl."
>"Hi."
"You like animals? Man, I love animals."
>Sometime after you got the best head of your life in the back of the pet store.
>Heading out, you see Brad waiting for you outside the store.
>"Mah boy, let's go home."
>He gives you a pat on the back as you both leave the mall.
>You didn't even get her name.
>Damn.

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>>27392364
>>You didn't even get her name.
>>Damn.

>Normans fw he partners up with her and she remembers him

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How would you feel if he did Norman?

>>27393854
No joke fucking delete this post

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Do you have any /nn/ as wallpapers?

>>27393952
>showing your powerlevel.
Protip: do not.

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>>27393952
no
but i made a folder where i can pick images of the normanverse
i still need to sort it out, some images are in other folders like this one

I'll post some green later

>>27394976
She wants to stomp his big balls

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>It started out as a joke. Normans friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. They all laughed at the concept.
>Fucking a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down Norman’s spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect penis.
"What joy could there be in that?" Norman thought to himself.
>After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore.
>Norman and his friends moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do.
>They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird.
>They did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am, Norman, Scott, Brad, and Nolan were plastered. Nolan let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Scott was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Brad and Norman alone left finishing off their remaining beers.
>"Dude hold on," Brad smiled.
"What's up man?" Norman said in his drunken stupor.
>Brad sloshed his way over to his refrigerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was.
"What the shit fuck is that Steve?" Norman asked
>"Fuckin Cheerios man. You should fuck them!" Brad seemed excited.
"Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you…" Norman was cut off.
>"Naw dude I didn't fuck no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it."
"Fine fucker I'll do it." Norman was becoming erect already.
>"How will I know you did it, huh?"
>Norman froze up. His erection started to die.
"Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my fucking dick, bro?" Norman shouted, nearly waking his sleeping companions.
>"Nah dude I just don't want any fucking cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit."
"Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." Norman was erect again.
>They both went silent. Norman carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting His erect cock.
>They were Honey Nut.

Corrected
>It started out as a joke. Normans friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. They all laughed at the concept.
>Fucking a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down Norman’s spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect penis.
"What joy could there be in that?" Norman thought to himself.
>After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore.
>Norman and his friends moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do.
>They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird.
>They did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am, Norman, Scott, Brad, and Nolan were plastered. Nolan let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Scott was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Brad and Norman alone left finishing off their remaining beers.
>"Dude hold on," Brad smiled.
"What's up man?" Norman said in his drunken stupor.
>Brad sloshed his way over to his refrigerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. He instantly knew what it was.
"What the shit fuck is that Brad?" Norman asked
>"Fuckin Cheerios man. You should fuck them!" Brad seemed excited.
"Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you…" Norman was cut off.
>"Naw dude I didn't fuck no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it."
"Fine fucker I'll do it." Norman was becoming erect already.
>"How will I know you did it, huh?"
>Norman froze up. His erection started to die.
"Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my fucking dick, bro?" Norman shouted, nearly waking his sleeping companions.
>"Nah dude I just don't want any fucking cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit."
"Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." Norman was erect again.
>They both went silent. Norman carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting His erect cock.
>They were Honey Nut.

>>27395434
>Without waiting Norman plunged his eager tool deep into the bowl.
>The milk washed upon his swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. He thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of his member.
>The bowl was deeper than Norman expected. He heard cries of laughter coming from Brad but he kept going.
>One wave of white anticipation struck Norman as his penis grew stiffer and his balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.
>He came. He came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. His semen mixed flawlessly into the color of the bowl. His knees went weak. His breathing hastened.
"I fucking love cheerios," Norman said with a smile.
>Three days had passed since his first cheerio-man encounter.
>Norman had since then started experimenting with different things. He tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt… interracial. He tried adding sugar as well but the cleanup became a hassle.
>Finally he settled on bananas. They were the missing part of the equation. The cheerio inspired orgasms had doubled in strength, but his roommates were growing suspicious. Norman had never ate cheerios in the two years they had lived together and now he was going through a box per day. And nobody had ever seen him eat a bowl.
>Norman knew he had to be careful.
>Norman called Brad to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn't remember. Norman lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with touching God.
>It was a fair trade.
>With Brad out of the way Norman felt a little more relaxed.
"But not as relaxed as I could be," Norman whispered quietly to himself.

>>27395510
>A grin formed on his face as he slowly exited his room and made his way down the stairs. Only his roommate Sunset Shimmer was home. She was gorgeous, but he had no time for girls.
>He had cheerios.
>He carefully poured the bowl of cheerios into the deepest bowl he could find. He delicately sliced one whole banana and placed it meticulously around the bowl.
"This is going to be a great night," He thought.
>He snuck outside to let the cheerios moisten, his penis throbbing in anticipation. His mouth moist as if the cheerios had some Pavlovian effect on him.
>He snuck inside quickly and plunged his cock straight into their cool, soft innards.
>He thrusted his head back in pleasure as the banana slices gently caressed the sides of his swollen prick.
>It had been only a few minutes, but showers of cum sprang from Norman’s penis, mixing into the milky broth.
>A quiet whisper escaped his lips.
>He began to cleanup and headed to the sink to wash the dish when he heard it.
>"What are you doing?" His roommate Sunset Shimmer stood there barely awake.
"I uh just having a bowl of cheerios," Norman smiled.
>"I'm fucking hungry and you keep eating them. Now I'm craving em. Hand em over."
>Norman was erect again.
>She eagerly filled her mouth with his magic potion of cheerios, banana's, and semen infused milk.
>"God this is good. No wonder you like it so much," She said as little streams of milk poured down her chin.
"Heh, you're getting it all over yourself," Norman said.
>"Oh, I'll get it," She licked her chops in a way that made gave his rod a new precum finish. "This is so much better than usual - what did you add?"
"Se-se-se-seenamon," He sputtered.
>"It doesn't taste like cinnamon, but it does taste really familiar," Norman always knew she was a slut.

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>>27395524
>>"Seenamon"
fuckin gold

>>27395524
This reminds me of Bolding's comedy kek.

[Thumb Up Emoji] senpai

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>>27395524
>Norman going full tilefucker

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hidden beauty

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When will Norman fuck Sophie like this

>>27397311
full preggo? the day she wants babies
i imagine she's the kind of girl who is one the pill, and the day she leaves them, goes full bimbo slut.
as for norman, he would go like "damn, i though highschool was over"

>>27397582
I always see Sophie and Norm's relationship to be extra snuggly anf intimate, but they aren't fucking 5 times a week. Sophie isn't waiting till marriage because both believe marriage is a social construct developed by the government to sell romance movies and rings.
She just isn't the type to bang anywhere, only cool special occasions. Lil Norman still gets attention though.

>>27397625
that's why i said she was on the pill
their relation would be like the eddie murphy joke where a man and a woman fuck each 3-4 months, but the day they want babies, sophie will understand why everygirl was close to norman

>>27397694
>You will never slam against Sophie's womb and unload your seed into her point blank
>not even into impregnation

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>>27397740
someday man
someday

>>27381411
Hey bro
>>27398113

>>27398113
>story about Brad visiting Norman and finding her huge bra

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>>27378115
I'm working on something now that summer started and I have all this free time.
>>27378227
She's literally perfection.
>>27397311
Sometime soon, I imagine. There's another girl in line for dick, though.
pic possibly related
>>27397740
I know I've been gone, but don't hurt me like this, Anon.
>>27398113
>Grade A tits

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>>27398937
>Norma

damn i wish i knew how to read
and write

>>27399539
That is still probably one of my favorite edits.

>>27398937
When could we see a delivery, Mr. Based?

>Moving from Philadelphia was one of the hardest things Norman had to go through.
>He no longer lived in the city with the greatest football team of all time, The Philadelphia Eagles.
>Norman loved the Eagles and wondered if football even existed in whatever town he was moving to.
>Nobody watching football? Back in Philly, every kid on his block watched the Eagles.
>Thoughts like that made Norman resent the idea of making new friends in this weird new school.
>That was until he met Rainbow Dash.

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>>27400222
>Arriving to school on the first day, Norman saw people with skin tones he'd never seen before in his life.
>Norman wanted to say something but knew what he said would be taken the wrong way.
>On his way to class, Norman saw the schedule for all fall sports on the wall.
>Sadly, football was not one of them.
"It's going to be a long year," Norman thought.
>Norman makes it to his first class, English, and takes a seat in the back of the class.
>More colored people come in and soon the class is full.
>The last bell rings and the teacher immediately starts talking.
>"Hello class, I will be your teacher, Mr. Mous. Before we begin, we can start with introductions! Hmm... You in the back with the beanie! Come up here and introduce yourself to your new classmates."
>The whole class had eyes on Norman as he went up the aisle of students.
"Hi, my names Norman Normal. I transferred here from Philly. I like to play Xbox and my favorite football team is the Philadelphia Eagles."
>"Thank you for the introdu-" Mr. Mous was cut off.
>"BAHAHAHAHA THE EAGLES?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING THE WORST TEAM IN NFC EAST?"
“She did not just insult the fucking Eagles,” Norman thought.
>Norman's calm demeanor is soon replaced with anger as he starts to shake.
"I focking dare you to say that shit to my face," Norman said seething in anger.
>An 'Oohhh' is echoed throughout the class as the blue girl gets up from her desk and walks slowly towards you.
>"Now class, let's not get too hasty. It’s your first day Rainbow! You wouldn't want to get benched for your whole season for just a small incident right?" Mr. Mous tries to diffuse the situation.
>Rainbow stops, contemplating what he just said, but continues walking until she’s face to face with Norman.
>She leans up to Norman's ear.
>"Meet me at the statue after school. You're fucking dead," She whispers as she walks back to her desk.
>Norman couldn't believe somebody wanted to kick his ass already.

>>27400229
>Normans conflict isn't started by racism
Holy shit

Who'd look cuter in a tank top and spats?
Norman or Soren

>>27400229
Who does RD even like

>>27398937
But Norma already got dicked
Who hasn't been thoroughly banged yet

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>>27393876
Why?

>>27400229
Da buurs

>Shimmering Norman
>On top of Cadence and giving her the goods
>She's screaming his name and wrapping her legs around him
>Norman takes his head out of her chest to look around
>Shotgun above the bed
>American flag behind him
>Pics of her and Shining all around the room
>As well as pic of her in cute sundresses with children
>More guns and even a sword
>He grabs her hand to examine the expensive ring on her finger
>Cadence is bending to his will, her mind is broken to serve only his cock
>She's still moaning and swearing
>Norman gulps and shrinks a little
"Y-yeah.."
>Sadcum.jpg

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>>27404122
This whole cuckold meme is getting off hand

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Now I know some people don't like image bumps but they do inspire some time. This >>27395379 gave me an idea. Now it's been a long time since I wrote something so forgive me if its not good, it's a quick little oneshit.

Also feels nice to come back home.

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>>27405019

"Hey remember that time when Purple switched my soul with a corgi?"
>Brad laughs and pats Norman's back.
"Oh Faust yeah! That shit was hilarious!"
>A small chuckle leaves Norman's mouth.
"It was a terrible situation, but in the end I can laugh about it now. I'm glad my luck is changing honestly."
>For a second Brad thinks and snaps his fingers.
"Hmm I think it helped we burned Twilight's books honestly."
"Hopefully it WAS all of them."

>Meanwhile in the library
>A pink girl skips through an aisle of books and then stops. She quickly reverses her motion as if someone pressed rewind.
>Pinkie cocks her head to her right and grabs the book next to her face.
"Oh this looks interesting!"
>The cover has old blood smears and a bloody print on its side. A goat head surrounded by runes with the title "Bah"
"Bah? I wonder what this is about?"
>She skips like before while skimming through the book.
"Com-mu-ta-ti-on-em cor-po-rum ri-det? Commutationem corporum ridet. Commutationem corporum ridet? What does tha-Oof!"
>At that moment the skipping pink girl bumped into a rocker and fell to the floor with him. From far away thunder is heard.
"Ouch! Watch where you're going!"
>The pink girl yells with a mean glare which quickly turns into shock once she sees who she is yelling at. Said person rubs the back of their head while apologizing.
"Ah! I'm sorry!"
>They both look at each other.
"Oh."
>They both yell, it's not certain who yelled first kind of like if Han shot first or if it was Greedo.
"Aaaaah!"
"Eeeeeee!"
>A loud shush is heard throughout the library silencing both teenagers. Both of them look at their bodies and at each other.
"I'm you!"
"I have tits!"
>Both of them feel their faces.
"This is so weird!"
"This could be fun or like really really bad!"
>The pink girl lets out a loud groan.
"Why do I always suffer! I blame my mother."
"Woah calm down now. Mommies are never to blame. If we bump into each other again then maybe we switch back!"
1/X

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>>27405097

>Expressions can say a lot and the look the blue boy was getting for his idea screamed "Are you being fucking serious?"
"What?"
"Listen uh Rosa Tart?"
"It's Pinkie Pie. And I know you're Rocker #2. *snort* I'm kidding, in this world it's Soren "the Thunderbass" Skyler."
>Shurgging intensifies.
"Okay, Pinkie. Listen Pinkie, I doubt that's what got us to switch, but we'll try it."
>Like a sitcom routine they try it out by running at each other. The result is as one could expect painful.
>While licking their wounds Pinkie noticed something was missing.
"Where is the book I was reading."
>She searches around for it, but sees its no where in sight.
"Book? Is that what was distracting you?"
>With a sheepish smile she answers him.
"Yeah. But it was really interesting! It kind of reminded me of Princess Twilight's books!"
>Skyler blushes remembering the first time he saw Princess Twilight when he bumped into her in the bathroom. If he wasn't in Pinkie's pink body then the blush would be noticeable on his old blue body.
"The pervert?"
>That confused Pinkie
"Pervert? She only came to school naked once because she's from a world where everybody is naked since they're horses."
>Now Skyler was confused.
"What? Forget it. Let's look for your book and try your Reenact idea."
>Suddenly something popped in Pinkie's head.
"Oh! Maybe it's one of her spell books!"
"Spell books?"
>A big smile appears on Skyler's body which actually hurt Pinkie to do in Skyler's body since he rarely stretches those muscles.
"Yes! Magic! If I just say what I read then run into you then it should work."
"Honestly I don't think it will work, but I did see you guys do some crazy things. So sure, why not? If I die then it's a blessing."
"I'm starting to notice some things about you Mr. Moody pants... Oh you're just like Scott! All you need is a little friendship."
>With a quick reaction he declined with a wave of his hand.
"No thank you."
"Watch after this is over, I'm gonna getcha ya."

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>>27405109

"Doubt it. All right, do you remember the words?"
>Pinkie tries to recollect what she said.
"Uuhhhh I think it was Co-ri-in-da-ho-se? No it was comutatin corpora ridet!"
"You sure?"
"Pooossssiiitive."
>With a quick sigh Skyler gets ready.
"Okay. Let's do it."
>They run at each other while Pinkie yells "comutatin corpora ridet". They crash and fly back.
>Both of them rub their heads and look at each other.
"Shit!"
"Ah biscuits!"
>It failed.
"We need to find that book!"
"Yeah, I'm sorry Skyler."
>The guy really wants to yell at her and blame everything on her. But he believes it's his rotten luck that brought this.
"No, it's not your fault. The world is out to get me and you got dragged into this."
"What? Don't be a silly pants! The world isn't out to get you, the world's plan is only to give you a fun life. After this is over we'll laugh about this like some good friends."
>Skyler looks at her.
"You don't know me, you don't know my pain."
>Pinkie gets closer to him.
"I don't really, but I do know you make very passionate music about your feelings. I've been to your concerts, I heard your songs. I know you help Brad write his music."
>This surprises Skyker.
"I pay attention to everybody! Everyone is my friend! And I know their birthdays! Yours is coming up in two months."
>Pinkie got close to him and forced an unconsented hug.
"Hey! Stop that! Don't hug me! I am the-Oof!"
>They bump into a shelf which dropped a book onto their heads.
"Ow! Oh! It's the book!"
>Pinkie and Skyler look at the book that's by their feet.
"Is that it?"
>Skyler is feeling nervous about it with the amount of faded blood marks on it.
"Yep-o-rini! It must have somehow flew up on to the shelf."
"Like a bad sitcom."
>Pinkie looks at Skyler
"Woah we need to change fast! You're getting too close to breaking the fourth wall!"
"The what?"
3/X

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>>27405120

>Pinkie opens the book and finds the page where she left off.
"Ready?"
>With a relived sigh he answers back.
"Yes."
>They run at each other again as Pinkie yells again once more earning a loud shush in the library.
"Commutationem corporum ridet! Et incipiunt amicitiae!"
>With a strong crash accompanied by a loud struck of lighting they fly back away from each other.
>Again they open their eyes while rubbing their heads.
"Yes!"
"Yippe!"
>It worked, they switched. Pinkie grabbed Skyler's hands and pulled him into a circle while dancing.
"Hey! Let go! Ugh you're so annoying!"
"Wow! You really sound like Scott!"
>She lets go of the blushing boy's hands.
"But you don't react JUST like him."
>The giggle she makes causes Soren's blushing to get even more red.
"Stop that. Well now that this over with. Bye."
>He leaves quickly as the pink girl waves at him.
"Bye Soren! Since we're closer in our friendship I'm gonna say your first name now!"
4/X

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>>27405142

>The next day as Skyker laid under a tree feeling moody while playing his guitar the sound of bubble gum popping interrupts his emo session.
"...?"
>He sees Pinkie sitting crossed legged while chewing gum staring at him. Clearly he can see the color of her underwear.
"How long have you been there."
>She taps her chin.
"Like two songs ago?"
"Please leave me alone."
>She Pop's her gum again.
"Nope~"
>Skyler huffs.
"Damn luck getting even worse!"
>Pinkie giggles and gets closer to him.
"No, I think it's about to get better *giggle* Want some gum?"
>Skyler looks at her cheeks holding the gum in her mouth. His heart starts to pound.
"Y-You're not giving me gum by swapping spit with me are you?"
>Pinkie looks at him with disappointment.
"I'm not that kind of girl Soren. This isn't some bad fanfiction where suddenly I'll pounce on you. Here I have an extra stick of gum. Do you want it?"
>She waves the peppermint stick in front of him.
"No thanks. Just... Just stay quiet."
"Okie dokie loki! *pop*"
"And stop popping your gum! Chew in silence!"
>She chews and zips her lip with her fingers.
"Good. Also close your legs I can see your panties..."
>He goes back to playing while Pinkie listens as she lays next to him staring at the sky.
>This week Pinkie found another moody boy to bother with her kindness.
5/5

>>27405097
>>27405109
>>27405120
>>27405142
>>27405168
so, first she annoys a hipster, and now an emo
pinkie has weird tastes in their guys

>>27405168
>>27405305
She's into guys who don't smile
Then once they start to smile she assimilates them with all her other "friends" and goes onto a new man.

Cold.

>>27405305
>>27405407

Well remember she was on Norman as well in the beginning

>>27401779
Colts.
Dont know if i should cont.

Nolan getting accidently attracted to Norman.

>>27404122
More

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>>27405718
>accidentally

>>27406328
Norman and Nolan have cute boy bodies

>>27405168
Derpibooru ship: the story

>>27407781
Holly fuck, we're running out of steam

anyway, I wonder what caused the shipping of Panke and Soren?

Any guesses?

>>27393952
>youre cosplaying this cuck in july
>black samsung
>white iphone

damn

>>27408718
Pinkie brings the smile out in people
Soren needs someone to cuddle

>Story about Soren being too attached to Pinkie to the point where she is a little uncomfortable
>He always gets the most out of hugs
>Texts her at 4am
>Always talking about snuggling and being pet

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Happy birthday beanie boy.

>>27409957
It's today?

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>>27407424
I didn't think it could be a ship until I saw the images ThunderPie made.

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>Pinkie meets Soren and Scott

>>27395524
>She looked as if she winked at Norman, but he played it off as if his eyes were playing tricks on him. She sloppily finished off the bowl and hopped up on counter. She put the bowl in the sink and placed her hands next to her.
>"I always knew you were a Cheerio fucker," This time she definitely winked at him.
>Life had been good since Sunset called him out about his new addiction.
>The truth was she loved the subtle semen taste mixed with milk as her ex used to cum in her soy milk when he was mad at her. She caught him doing it but had already developed a taste for it.
>So Normans relationship with Sunset started.
>He would sneak out of his room late at night and plunge his rod deep into a bowl.
>The thought of Sunset devouring it the next day made Norman harder than he thought possible and when he came it was amazing.
>His life had taken a turn for the best and he was loving every minute of it.
>About two weeks into Normans relationship Sunset informed Norman and the rest of the roommates that two of her friends would be staying with her for a couple of days because of a fire at their house. Norman guessed money was tight and they couldn't really afford a hotel. Nobody really objected, but inside Norman was in turmoil.
>Could he really get away from his dark cereal obsession for a couple of days? Norman would have to try - he couldn't risk them finding out.
>They showed up that night and Norman could barely hold back the urge to plunge his cock into a bowl of oatmeal Sunsets friend made. It was an idea he hadn't considered, but noted he must try.
>They spent the rest of the night watching boring sitcoms on TV until everyone decided to get to sleep.

>>27411319
>Norman laid on his bed for what seemed like hours. He couldn't hold back anymore. His erection had formed a circus tent on his bed and he knew what I had to do.
>He snuck out of his room as he had so many times in the last few months and down the stairs. Sunsets friend was sleeping in her room, but Purple was asleep on the couch that was less than 10 feet from the kitchen.
>If Norman was to do this he’d have to be stealthy, but the noises he made while fucking cheerios were ungodly. So he had another plan.
>Norman would fuck them in the bathroom.
>He poured himself a bowl and snuck quietly into the bathroom near the stairs.
>He gave himself a few quick strokes to get him hard then he plunged right in.
>The cool milk creeped up his urethra and gave Norman a sort of numb sensation.
>He almost came right then, but he held back.
>His erect cock hit the bottom of the bowl like a sledge hammer of meat.
>He groaned as the soft but gritty texture of the cheerios rubbed against his sensitive penis.
>Pressure began building in his balls as they slapped against the outside of the bowl.
>Norman stopped and smiled for a second before resuming his unholy act.

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>>27411327
oh boy

>>27411327
>Not fucking a bowl of Chef Boyardee
I know Norman is a dumbass but cmon

>>27411327
new fetish acquired

Story about Amy trying her hardest to confess to Nolan but all of Nolan gourds try to kill her in the process

>>27414112
>gourds
Fucking autocorrect
GUARDS

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>>27411327
Oh my... I am enjoying this.

>>27414112
It would have to be done outside of school for a misunderstanding like that

>>27414945
>implying the Saints didn't buy CHS the moment Nolan enrolled
It has constant protection 24/7
>Story about a magical being resurfacing only to be taken out by a drive by instead of Sailor Moon bullshit
>Shimmer on the top of their watchlist

We've been having pretty good influx of green, and yet we're still behind. We need some graphic shit

where's the porn?

>>27417470
Based made a post saying he's getting to work on some.
But quality takes time

>>27417470
Soon.

>>27405168
And this is why Pink is best girl.

>>27417470
this

>Meanwhile, Rain is stuck trying to write a cool idea and re-doing it every 2 pages because it doesn't convey the things he wants.
This is beyond infuriating.

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>>27422406
>Norman being ridden by Fluttershy, pretending to be Pinkie Pie

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>>27423108
Oh look Fluttershy pretends to be another girl to nail Norman one again.

When will she be stopped?

so, after the episode, you think now that in the city of canterlot there's a place called saddle row? and it's full of planet saints? because that way it's easy to joke about saint's row

>>27424851

>Super Nintendo Discord is under investigation, because he's seen to close to a hot young female student.

>Amy going to see her hubby boo at his tower
>Takes a step on the property
>7 laser sights focus on her head
>Tank comes out of the ground
>She's put into a choke hold
>Helicopter shines light at her
>Turns around and leaves

>>27424851
>Do you think Fluttlershy is hot?
>Discord: Um, I can't answer that due to the fact that I'm 40.

>>27426536
Was that a ned's declassified reference?

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>>27426926

Boop

blemp

All the DOOM I've been playing has got to yield something more

>>27431157
How is Doom?

>>27428195
Casual Norman x Celestia romance would be hot. Not like, a whole story of them fucking. Just them being together and doing stuff in public would be cool

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Norman don't give a fuck.

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Preview good night.

>>27432653
i wonder what were their guns to defeat the saints

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>>27432653

>>27431700
The beannie would hate it, but Scott on the other hand

Who is best milf waifu

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>>27434372
i wish we had more stories with her

>>27431703
>The entire school's face when Celestia and Norman walk down the hallway together holding hands
>Ever since everyone found out, she's made no effort to hide their love
>Started wearing shorter skirts and more revealing shirts
>They constantly hug, making everyone jealous and uncomfortable

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>>27435633

She needs to close her legs too even feel a dick inside. That's how loose she is.

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>random moment by random anon

Who's a secret right wing extremist in CHS?

>>27438126

Rainbow Dash, she even wants to be part of the airforce.

>>27438126
Roland

where were you when Sitcom was kill?

>7yr old Scott playing in the playground
>He's making a pile of rocks
>A ball comes in and smashes the pile
>Local bitch first grader girls laughing at him
>He just goes to his mom
"Those girls are always messing with me. I hate girls."
>"Now now, Scott. You can't hate girls your whole life, now!"
>And he always did

>>27439743

>tfw Rainbow Dash was the one who turned him into a gay man

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>>27439301
Plz no
It still hurts

>>27439301
Tbh I'm sorta glad he's out in a way because ironic sitcom humor only goes so far
His stories were god tier tho

What are the power rankings of the main boys?
Who'd come out on top in an all out brawl
Main boys being Norman, Brad, Scott, Nolan and Soren

>>27441572
That depends. Do they have Combat training, what's their Fighting style, do they have pony human powers and their Stats.

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>>27432653
Done.

>>27442089
>norman
boxing. champion belt level

>brad
street thug. running and fightin from ex's keeps him in shape

>nolan
sons of smedi's capoeira. their move set is perfect due to his slight complexion

>soren
he's tae-kwon-do, or double dragon's sou-setzu-ken

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>>27383868
Soon.

>>27383963
>magic

>>27442778
Norman has a disadvantage since he doesn't use his legs to fight. Making them a prime target since their not trained to take hits. Unless he trained them.

>>27442909
he got them trained
his field is purple's magic shenanigans. running large catastrophes and jumping giant pits got him ready

>>27442778
How about everybody else like Scott,Chloe and Crystal Prep?

>>27443110
>scott
he's one of the doctor who's reencarnations, so he's trained in some martial art, but i don't know which one

>chloe
she always tries to copy all anime moves she ever saw. her favourite is jeet-kun-do

>crystal prep
i see about that later

>>27442909

>Boxer
>not conscious of legs

>kicks
>more effective than punches

Come back when you learn how to fight.

Story about the school losing their fear in Shimmer because the new villains are cooler, scarier and cuter.
She recruits Scott and Sophie to help her advance in all 3

boop

>>27442704
Nice

boop

It's been a weird birthday week
but it could be much worse

>>27449879
We had nice greens
Its a break day
Still waiting for Based..

boop

>>27454394

Okay, enough of this shit

>Be Nolan
>so, we managed to recover most of the loan in goods Scott had purchased
>He's still a thousand short
>what the hell did he do to that grand?
"Okay Scott, we'll let you go once we figure out how you're gonna repay the thousand dollars you're still missing"
>He's sitting quietly between Rocco and Johnny with a sac over his head
>I hate when these two pull shit like this
"hello?anybody home?"
>"Speak up punk!! The boss is talking to you!"
>Rocco slaps the back of his covered head with significant intensity
>"AhhK! shit, OKAY, OKAY!! sure, whatever, just don't fucking kill me please!"
>Rocco sure knows how to lighten up the situation whenever it gets a bit too quiet
"Don't worry Scott, we won't-"
>WORRY? oh no absolutely not! I'm perfectly okay with this, you know I wouldn't mind if you FUCKING CHOP OFF MY HAND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, RETARD!"
>"Well, if you insist..."
"whoa, whoa, whoa there Johnny, he's just being sarcastic. Put the pliers away, man."
>"Aww, just when it was starting to get interesting..."
>"Fuck..Fuck! [Heavy Breathing]
"Scott, we don't need your fingers man, they- we just want our money back. Okay?"
>*SIGH*"Okay"
"Alright, much better"
>"where are you taking me?"
>"You don't need to know that, you're wearing a blindfold for a reason"
>Ahh, good Cassius always down and straight to business
"We're going to a secondary base of operations"
>"Boss..."
"It's alright Cassius, he doesn't need to know where its at, right?"
>"Y-Yeah, I don't need to Cassius"
>"You're talking too much..."
>"AAHHH cut it out!!"
>Another smack on the head
>I guess I was due for some payback for all that smack he likes to talk about me
"Ya'know Cassius, I'm starting to like this gig..."
>"Glad to hear that, Boss"

>>27439301
Whoa what? I didn't know he was kill, there goes another one of my favorites.

>>27454676
i bet fighting and shooting other criminals beats school therapy

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Post rare Normans

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guys...

Boop

Strong start fellas, let's not die now

Ill do some green tomorrow if i have something

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>>27458870
>if

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>>27458870
>>27458902

>believing writers when they say that they have something planned

>>27456372
What's wrong with Purple's face?

>Mary lives a long happy life with Norman
>They had 8 kids, 24 grandchildren and 15 cats over their 70 year marriage together
>She rocks back n forth in her rocking chair over her family's field of green
>Her cat hops on her lap and naps
>Mary looks upon her land, takes it all in and laughs
"It was pretty fun, huh Norman?"
>She giggles some more at the reality that she made it this far
>Norman's tombstone under the tree stands still
>Mary rolls one last bud for her long time lover, and all the friends and children they made
>Inhaling the thickest, dankest and crunchiest bud of her life, she blows it all on Normans name, giving out one final "lmao"
>She closes her eyes
>Her vision comes back to her
>She's sitting amongst strangers, with normal colored skin
>She has regular skin as well
>They all surround her smiling
>"Well? How was it?"
>She looks down at her palm
>Pills of odd color rest in her hand
>"Its fucked up, huh, Miriam?"
"Miriam? But, I'm Mary."
>"Haha, yeah. Last week I thought I was named George"
"But but, 87 years. I was old! I-I had kids, I am Mary and and-"
>"Shhh, easy bro. It takes time huh?"
>"Told you she shouldn't have taken it. Now she'll ramble on about people she once knew n crap."
>Miriam lays down for a bit, her whole world felt like a lie
>"Crazy how 20 minutes feels like, like 90 years huh."

>>27459512
Dude

WEED

L M A O

>>27459512
>Inhaling the thickest, dankest and crunchiest bud of her life, she blows it all on Normans name, giving out one final "lmao"
Oh, hell. This is a hilarious line.

>"Crazy how 20 minutes feels like, like 90 years huh."
Kek.

>>27455845
Where were you when this artist was kill?

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would you?

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NSFW
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56967655

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>>27460801
damn, that's good!

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>>27407335

>>27460169
Probably making a bump post

>>27460801
Which one of you requested this?

>>27460801
OTP indeed

>>27460801
Somewhere i can see it without registration?
Please respond

>>27464789
http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=304505

>>27464805
Une, thank you

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>I miss the old Norman, straight from the Philly'Norman
>Writing up the sweet Norman, make him a good Norman
>I hate the new Norman, the always fuckboy Norman
>The always give them a D Norman, monster in the sheets Norman
>I miss the "Racist" Norman, the always helping Norman
>I gotta say, at the time I always read Norman
>See we invented Norman, we also ruined Norman
>And now I look and I look around and see no barely any Norman
>I used to love Norman, I used to love Norman
>I even bought a green beanie, and I felt like Norman
>What if Norman had a game, about Norman?
>Called "Normal Quest", man that would be so autistic for Norman
>Its all about Norman, we still love Norman
>And we love him like Norman loves Norman

>You are Norman
>And you got another damn group project for English.
>You hated group projects.
>This time it was worse because the teacher didn’t allow the class to choose their groups anymore.
>You got grouped with those weird colored girls that always hung out with each other.
>As a matter of fact, this whole school is filled with weird colored people.
>There’s nothing wrong with colored people though.
>Your partners were Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Applejack.
>Twilight Sparkle should make this project ez since she had the highest grade in the class.
>However you weren’t sure about your other partners.
>You all group up and head to the back of the class to discuss the project.
>Seeing your partners up close made you freak the fuck out.
>These girls were so damn colored.
>”Somethin’ wrong Norman?” said Applejack with a worried look on her face.
“No I’m good, heh.” You shoot a fake smile to her which she returns as well.
>”It seems we are running out of time. Norman, could you give me your email to discuss the project later?” Twilight interjects.
>Shit.
>You weren’t expecting to her ask for your email for such a small project.
“Uh, do you really need my email? We could talk after school or something.”
>”I’m afraid all three of us can’t stay today Norman, so having your email is the next best thing.”
>Sweat begins to build on your forehead.
>You thought that this had to be a setup, they were only trying to bring your reputation down even further.
>Those colored whores.
“My email is…” You mutter under your breath.
>”What is it Norman?”
“It is…..” You keep whispering.
>”Spit it out!” Rainbow shouts.
“My email is [email protected]”
>You closed your eyes while saying that and failed to realize the whole class was right behind you listening intently.
>Fuck this school.

>>27465300
>not liking based Scott more

>>27465617
Something feels off...

>>27465716
im sorry i failed you

>>27465784
Not him but Norman doesn't even have a number in his email!
How unsafe that boy is

>Meanwhile the Grand Wizard of the KKK sets up an email
>screams "CURSES!!" when it's taken

Night guys

>>27464187
Probably just a big coincidence

>>27465300
I fucken loved New Racist

>Brad walking down the hall
>Eyes set on the legendary chest of Sophie
>Today's the day, he's been listening to his horoscope and everything
>He slides in by her
"Hey So-"
>Axel stands guard right by her, Brad didn't see him phase through the hall
>His cold stare freezes Brads spine and his very presence forces Brad to emit fear and pain
>He has to improvise
"Sophie! Hey girl! Haven't seen you since camp awhaww c'mere, girl!"
>Brad leans in to hug and pats her back
>She's pretty confused
>Axel tightens his grip so hard a tiny black hole forms in his palm
"Haha, cya later, girl!"
>Brad waves and zooms away
>Sophie feels her back pocket
>Pulls out business card
["Brad: Professional side nigga"]

>>27467775
Somehow, i feel axel knew what was going to happen

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Glad to see you guys hanging around
On the othe hand for the next nornan pic
You guys want more gilda?
Or want another girl?

>>27378184
Porn isn't "adventures" anon

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>>27468960
good to see you nayaa
>another girl
what about sophie?

>>27469410
But his Gilda is the best!

>>27468960
Dazzlings bulky

>>27460801
>>27464805
More like this please

>>27469394
>implying porn isn't the best part here
I kid, I kid. Character interactions are top tier

ITT we guess what based is doing

>NormanxRD

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>>27464805
>Patricia the pedophile
>Our memes are expanding to nipponland
>mfw

>>27468960
Sophie boob job

>>27469896
>nipponland
BORN is Mexican though.

>>27470058
why i'm not surprised

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>>27468877
>that smooth ass roman salute
>that quality
>Kuro

>>27469389
>>27468877
>>27462144
>>27407335
>>27448216

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