You know what to do. Mine is July 4th.

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>>27372446
These are always so fucking lame.
I hate being born in August.

Fuck you, dude.

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>>27372446
Violated Carrot Top
............................

>>27372446
>Switched bpdies
ruined

Thank you faggot

>>27372465
I agree. They always slap a shitty option on the 31st.
ALWAYS

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>>27372477
She's married you fiend!

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>>27372446
i started a business with lyra

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>>27372494
I didn't know
FORGIVE ME

>>27372477

You too, huh?

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>>27372446
>Forever tied to Twigglet
Not even mad.

>>27372521
I guess...
What year were you born?

The Doctor goes to the moon again?

>>27372540

'87.

>>27372446
>No sign of characters in post season 2.
Current year, OP, c'mon.

>>27372446
>Steal the Helements of Armory with Vinyl Scratch

Turns out it was to keep them away from Vortech when his goons arrived.

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>Violated Diamond Tiara

>>27372551
...
I was born in 1997
I'm 10 years younger than you.

>destroyed equestria with yellowquiet

I'm cool with this.

>>27372446
>Create battle clones of Applejack
It is time

>>27372446
>October 8
>July 12

Why do my parents win so hard

>>27372604

Hope you're in college or a trade school.

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>>27372446
July 22. I'm gonna violate Octavia's cute little mare ass. I'm gonna violate her HARD.

>>27372446
>Started a gang with Mayor Mare
C O N N E C T I O N S

>>27372657
donkeyfucker :^)

>>27372446
forever tied to Flutters. Why the fuck does January 12th always have the worst shit.

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>>27372446
>Violated Nightmare Moon
I like my birthday. I like it a lot.

Also, it's damn hard to find any good NMMsubmissive art.

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>Starting a gang with soaring
I like where this is going

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>>27372446
Banished to kindergarden with luna

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>start a gang with Gilda
>small-time robberies and muggings, mainly targeting oblivious pony tourists
>never get rich, but make enough to get by
It writes itself.
I only have like 2 pictures of Gilda

>>27372446
>married to princess luna
not my waifu, but she's very nice

>>27372446
>Violated Rarity

>>27372446
>Went to the moon with Princess Celestia
Well now

>>27372446
Data mining thread eh?

>>27372446
Banished to magic kindergarten with Twilight Sparkle.

I personally think this is a great prompt, writefriends, please!

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>Destroyed Equestria with Mayor Mare.
Hmm, I feel as though there is no logical reaction to this.
Fuck it, these ponies drive me to drink.

>>27372446
banished to magical kindergarten with Applejack
fucking lame as shit

>>27373412
My nigga.
I have none.

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>>27372477
>>27372521
my fellow niggas

who up for some gang rape?

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>>27372446
>banished to magic kindergarten with twilight.

>>27372446
>Married to Spike
kill me

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>>27372446
Switched bodies with Discord.

Nice, I could bring all anons in Equestria and take away their dicks

>>27372446
bpdies, fix your feburary op

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>>27372446
>Aug. 20
I'm sure she'll enjoy revisiting her favorite place.

>>27372446
Diamond Tiara is my crime fighting sidekick?

Um...alright. I think that might just be totally hilarious.

>>27372446
Married to Spike....
...at least I can be a Scalie instead of a Horsefucker.

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>>27372446
>Married to Applejack

wew

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>Married to best griff.
I'll take it

>>27372446
>Destroyed Equestria with Fluttershy
Seems legit

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>>27372446
Started a gang with worst pone (Rarity)

>>27372446
>January 5th

I'm okay with this.

Started a business with DJ-Pone3...

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>>27376033
>Having to listen to Rambow Dish bitch all day because she cant fast while forever tied to your fat ass

>>27372446
>May 23
>Start a gang with BonBon

I'm oddly okay with this.

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>>27372446
>violated by Rarity
IMPLYING IT'S A VIOLATION WHEN YOU WANT IT

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>Derpy Hooves became my crime fighting sidekick

I can already imagine that she will have enough luck to actually capture the criminals without any knowledge

>>27372446
Always scootalo, this time a fucking gang.

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>>27372446
>Forever tied to Spike
Fuck my life.

>Destroy Equestria with Derpy Hooves

I just don't know what went wrong

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>fight crime with Berry Punch
Surely there would be unsolved mysteries like "who robbed the wine cellar," but we'd be far too drunk to get shit done.

>>27372494
L-lewd!

I started a business with Diamond Tiara. I have financial backing and I'm working with an inherent leader. I'm good.

>>27372446
>Created battle clones of Braeburn
Either I conquer something or I open up my own gay brothel...

>>27372446
>1 day off starting business with waifu
Yeah OP, fuck you

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... I am not going to violate Vinyl Scratch.

Too much energy.

... And damn you OP. Clever basterd.

>>27372477
Snap.

November 8th. I win.

>Start a gang with big mac

lol

Start a gang with Carrot Top?

Sure, why not.

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>>27372446
Started a gang with Rainbow Dash.

Johnny Gat Dash when
SR1+SR2 Gat > Post SR2 Gat

>>27372446
Nice on the moon with best princess luna

Sounds like fun

>March 14th

Go fuck yourself OP

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>>27372446
>create battle clones of lyra
Why? Who am I fighting? Can't we just cuddle?

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>>27377482
He didn't say which version.

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Tied to Discord.

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>>27372446
Started a business with berry punch.

unlimited amounts of vodka cyкa

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>>27372446

>started a gang with Luna

in the hoodie

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>>27372446
>Spike became my crime fighting sidekick

I was unhappy with Spike at first, but that actually sounds like a pretty goddamn sweet deal.

>Destroy Equestria with Discord

Hold my beer, cause dis gon b gud.

>>27377642
no, you get 1 million years of gulag instead.

>>27372505
>that filename
kek
>>27372446
>Started a gang with Scootaloo

You shouldn't put to all CmC together