/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread

1st for i miss garnet and that one symbiote pony i forgot the name of because it's 3 am

>>27352737
>symbiote pony
I miss her too. I wonder if BadGrammarFag is still around.

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>4 legged fish ponies
I like those

>>27352726
She looks very homey, wife material

>>27352787
She does. I wonder if she has a name.

Which Strange Waifu would be best at cuddling?

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so when will salamanders become the hot new trend?

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>>27354101
Well, we've got this cutie.

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>>27353648

She will cuddle you for days...

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>>27352737
>>27352743

Prima. That was here name.

That makes it at least 3 of us then..

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>>27352755

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>>27357528
>tfw no qt symbiote pone waifu to wear instead of clothes

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>>27352787
Gootavia.
Jentren is best strange waifu

>>27358064
unf

>>27352726
bump

>>27358064

Is it strange that the only thing bothering me in this picture is the oc alicorn?

>>27359952
That's Twilight in disguise.

>>27359506

bedtime bump

>>27357528
4*

Anyways, do we have more seadance? She a cute

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>>27359952
>>27360060
The alicorn is Jentren.

>>27362090
Wolvan needs to run his fucking cyoa

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Mecha sea pone dropping by.

>>27364171
Sup Nitori

>>27364171

Is she a full robo pony or a pony with prosthetics?

Also what is her name? Gonna check for green with her

>>27363434
I gave the people over at /cyoa/ the choice on what to run this weekend, don't you go and blame me for that

>>27362127
Rule63 Jontron?

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>>27365254

She's a Touhou turned into a seapone.

>>27364157

>>27365624
I want it on my desk by monday.

>>27365730
>>27365730

Huh. Surprised people just replaced her legs with mechanical ones instead of adding on more.

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>>27367240

Tch. Forgot the pic.

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>>27352919
>>27352787
Marina.

She's got some humanized art from /tg/ I can look for if y'all don't mind.

>>27367331
She's a cutie. We need more art and greens about her.

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Lotta love for fish-pones today.

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speaking of fish-pones, have a lungfish from the drawthread

>>27367841
Fishponies are cuties.

>>27368573
Would you face off against eleven other suitors for her?

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>"I want your mayonnaise, Anon!"

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Reaper Leviathan waifu when?

>>27370594
Cute/10

>>27370594
>Be Anon the adventurer
>In the land outside of Equestria called Uhh
>Strange waifus abound
>Also lsd monsters
>Hear someone calling for help
>Sounds like a guy
>Keep going until there is some pussy in need of rescuing
>Come upon hotdog pony princess
>She's being slowly eaten by a retarded mimic disguised as a bun
>Pry it open and pull out the hotdog pony
>Recieve kissu
>"Oh brave warrior you saved me!"
>Recieve another kissu
>rape

>>27372548
Why must it always end in >rape, Anon?

>>27373060
Such is life

>>27373852
doesn't mean it has to stay that way

>>27372548

surprisingly realistic approach for a guy in an lsd land

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Awaiting Lichanon continues.

>>27376896
Silly Anon. Skeletons aren't real.

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>tfw all the writefags are dead

>>27377989

Makes one wonder if she acquired the talent before or after crossing over to the other side..

>>27378896
Maybe she was an executioner when she was alive.

>>27377224
For good reason...

>>27378896
She hung herself after her daughter died of illness.

>>27377224
JUST

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>>27379021
Fuck her lame story
Her new backstory is that she was a cop who killed niggaz erryday but she loved Kanye West and one day she killed Kanye West and was so sad that she tried to kill herself.
But she wasn't a nigga so she couldn't kill herself all the way so now she's spooky because she killed her love for Kanye West.

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>>27377224
We still can post cute and strange horses.

>>27381135

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HI there page 10

One day, i will get to actually writing for this thread.

One day...

>>27384348
Please do. We need it.

>>27385571
haven't seen a dragon pony in a while. Neat

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did this in a rush 30 minutes ago
don't know what do draw since the thingpone thread is dead.

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2/3

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3/3

>>27385828
always like seeing your drawings chat

>>27385828
>>27385833
>>27385840
hi frenchfag, how have you been?

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I found this

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>>27385865
thanks
>>27385898
a little down since the entire board is dead since month, guess the ride is finally over.

>>27385995
I'm pretty sure the board is just preparing for summer right now. The ride won't end that fast

>>27385995
Have been trying to write new chapter for a while. Lots of life things and writers block preventing me.

>>27385828
>>27385833
>>27385840
>>27385995
Nice!

>>27386018
What story are you working on?

>>27386131
BlossomThing. Am actually on a roll as we speak. I might actually have something soon. We'll see.

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I hope you appreciate how physically uncomfortable I made myself looking up all these spiders, Anons.

>"Anawn! Anawn, it's a'fore dawn an' y'all promised to help me an' mah brood out on the farm!"
>You take a deep breath and hold it for as long as you can before releasing it.
>Wiping the sleep from your eyes, you clumsily stumble over to your front door, where your terrifying friend Appinauchenius Jack is waiting for you.
>With well-earned caution, you slowly open the door just a crack and peer out with the side of your face.
>You still remember what happened the last time you moved too quickly and startled this big, orange tarantula.
>Appinauchenius Jack sighs miserably at how cautious you're being, and you can hear her take a few steps away from your door.
>"Aw heck, Anawn! Ah done SAID Ah was sorry fer jumpin' you."
>But you'll never forget.
>You still have the scars.
"S-sorry, AJ. Either way, I'm not taking any chances after what happened when Rainbow Damastes came knocking on my door last week."
>Appinauchenius Jack wriggles a spider leg into the gap and asdurreuahslig FUCK
>God, you hate these spiders.
>That was DISGUSTING.
>"Oh, no! Are y'all alright in there, 'nawn? Don' got none of her brood stuffed into yer monkey torso?"
>What.
"...she would do that?"
>AJ's hat comes into view as four or five of her eyes poke past your door.
>"Yup! S'how pega-spiders reproduce, Anawn."
>She stops her wriggling when she gets a good look at your shocked, white face.
>With the exception of a few legs to stabilize herself, Appinauchenius Jack stops trying to get inside of your house.
>"You.... KNEW that, didn't you Anawn?"
>What does she mean, you knew that?
>"....Anawn?"
>Appinauchenius Jack skitter's back out the door as you're violently ill.
>You did not help out on Sweet Pork Acres today.

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>>27386260
>Appinauchenius

tried google image
immediately regret it

>>27386279
Th-that's not what a spider looks like, Anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapinauchenius
I'm working under the assumption that earth ponies are strong, thick-leggd tarantulas.

>>27386260
Pluggo-senpai, I just got done reading one of your RGRE greens, you write here too?

>>27386286
She could look like one. She just needs a little DNA sample.

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>>27386286
>Th-that's not what a spider looks like, Anon.


I know? I was just posting the birdpony I just made


Here, have a dumb spider

>>27386296
>>senpai
Oh you, Anon.

I hope you enjoyed reading what I wrote. I'm certainly not up there with Skukaku20, LaP, or BNW to name just a few, but I like to think I'm passable. As to whether or not I write here to, I figure I should start branching out a bit. I have some story ideas that don't fit the scope of RGRE, and there's an entire board out there for me to explore. Out of curiosity, which one did you just finish reading?

>>27386309
>>Pony-sized spiders with wings
Don't put these thoughts into my head, Anon. You're going to make me vomit IRL.

>>27386354
That's actually adorable. 8/10 would not mind cuddling if I closed my eyes first

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>>27386382
>you will never have Thingpone spook the everloving shit out of you

Any good stories involving minotaurs or diamond dogs?

Here's some Eldritch Abomination green I wrote a few days ago for RGRE. This seems like a more appropriate place for it, though.

Fair warning: body horror coming up.

prompt:
>>Alicorns are all eldritch abominations.
>>vomit stomach acid
>Anon becomes ill with the flu
>Vomits several times a day
>Princesses have no sympathy for him; they chastise him for constantly revealing himself

>eldritch beings plans
>The plans are for renovations to the castle
>Just normal construction work and interior decoration, but there's lots of things that are overdue for an upgrade
>They don't trust regular ponies to do it without their input


>Oh no.
>Oh no, oh no, oh no!
>You cut your conversation with Celestia short and run for the nearest receptacle.
>You proceed to throw up everything you've eaten in the last two weeks.
>"Anonymous!"
>Oh, thank christ.
>She can get you a doctor.
>"Be more careful!"
>Well fuck you too, then.
>"You're lucky there aren't any ponies around to see you."
>Celestia chuckles slyly and her voice echoes unnaturally.
>"I had no idea you were one of us, Anonymous. You hide yourself so well."
>Her voice has taken on a strange lilt, and you could SWEAR you can hear someone else saying what she's saying, right as she's saying it.
>You don't feel yourself being lift up so much as the world is being pushed down, and you come face-to-terrible, TERRIBLE-monster-face with Celestia.
>There are eyes EVERYWHERE
>Eyes that look around and see things that aren't there ; things that you were never meant to see.
>Three mouths open to speak, but only one makes sound.
>The other two though... instead of making sound, they seemingly inject TERROR and DREAD into your head as soon as they begin to "speak".
>"Come along, Anonymous. We need to go tell my sister of this development.
>You vomit again (partly because of your illness; mostly out of terror)
>"Yes, yes, you've already shown me proof."

>>27387079
>The gaping, bleeding wound coming out of the side of her face speaks to you this time.
>"Be sure to save some for my sister!"
>An eye-stalk slithers out of a nostril and a slitted pupil peers at you.
>"She'll need more proof than my word if she's to bring you up to speed on our plans."
>You desperately hope this is some terrible fever-dream.

>Celestia slogs through the moist, fleshy bog that has taken up residence in her bedroom.
>What was once a really, REALLY uncomfortable-looking bug-leg filled vagina is now a gaping, toothed maw.
>You find it odd that you aren't surprised when it begins to speak to you.
>"Thousands of years ago - a mere blink of the eye to ourselves -"
>All seventeen eyes of various sizes, species, and blindness wink all at once.
>The sound of screaming fills your ears, and your vision is briefly assaulted by a scene of terrible gore and suffering.
>It's Ponyville, only.... the only corpses that you can see are foals. Foals with their ribcages wrenched open and their guts torn out, yet still they still scream.
>Even as your vision fades back to Celestia's bedroom, the corpses don't stop screaming.
>"-we had dipped our consciousness into this place and took the forms of those around us. A castle was built in what is now the Everfree Forest, but times had changed and a new residence was required."
>Celestia chuckles, and three more of her mouths join it.
>One of them gasps for air; one of them moans like an animal in pain; and the final one shrieks with laughter.
>"The roof won't stop leaking and the ponies can't figure out what's wrong. We would GREATLY appreciate it if you were to assist us, Anonymous."

>>27387084
>The time spent waiting for Luna to show up is unimaginably horrible.
>You're sitting on a chair in what was once a tasteful waiting room, and Celestia sits across from you.
>Ichor drips from the walls; dark purple, splotchy, and somehow covered in veins.
>You have no idea where the viscous fluid could be coming from, but you don't really care; you just wish that the slime gathering in meaty piles on the floor would stop pulsating and beating with a heartbeat-like rhythm.
>Celestia has taken a more relaxed form, to your dismay. As much as you want to look away from you, you can't seem to move your eyes.
>It could be that the blind terror you feel locking you in place is to blame, or else perhaps it is the Princess's own otherworldly presence that has ensnared your unwilling attention.
>Her skin has peeled away from her formally-equine body. She'd slipped it off like a middle-aged woman shrugging off an old, moth-eaten bathrobe.
>Muscles popped and tendons snapped and sprayed blood all across the room, but Celestia beamed happily (almost MOTHERLY) at you and didn't seem to notice.
>Her ribs, looking more like a timberwolf's mouth that had been punched in, barely concealed her major organs.
>When you noticed that her lungs were missing, you felt thankful. The plump, over-stuffed organs that pulsed and wriggled in her chest cavity instead were all the most monstrous, and you were happy to have been spared the horror of learning how the monster in front of you figured out how to breath.
>You don't know what you would have done if you had learned that you'd been sharing the air with this creature.
>Instead of a heart, there were four fleshy sacks, with each one looking somewhat like a scrotum with a single testicular mass inside of it.
>Each sack was connected to one other with a rotting, decomposing tube of flesh. They worked together, writing and spurting pus, much in the same way that the four chambers of a heart would pump blood

>>27387090
>You wanted to look away.
>You wanted to forget all this and go back to when Celestia was a big, kind horse-queen who raised the sun and sometimes gave you cuddles.
>Her kidneys rotate in place and two human eyes stare at you. You feel your stomach drop when you recognize them as identical to your own.
>As soon as the eyes lock onto yours, a whisper fills your mind. There are no visions of terror; no horrible mouths screaming and wheezing and moaning; just a voice: Celestia's voice.
>She speaks two words to you.
>"She's coming."
>Dread fills you; worse than your darkest nightmares and your most terrible day-time worries.
>A flash of light and the echoing in your mind of humid dungeons and dank halls, where breathing feels like drowning.
>.....

>It's Luna.
>She's.... she's still Luna, only this time she has a blue octopus instead of a horse head.
>>"Greetings! Our sister most dear hast informed us of thine presence, Anonymous!"
>She gallops through the fleshy bog over to you like an excited puppy, seemingly ignorant to the sheer wrongness that pervades the air around you.
>>"Can thou demonstrate thine abilities? Our sister trusts you, but we would like to make sure thy body truly does house acid with which to burn and dissolve!"

>>27387095
>You can't help it; you being to cry. You aren't sure why it is Luna asking you to puke that tips you over the edge; perhaps you've finally gone insane.
>Luna, however, seems thrilled at this development.
>>"Sister! Salt in liquid form! Oh, joy of joys!"
>The bizarrely cute pony princess does a dance in the muddy ichor, happiness plain as day on her aquatic features.
>Celestia nods, the sound of her neck bones grinding against each other taking precedence over the symphony of dripping and the faint moaning.
>"I had been unsure of just who Anonymous was, but it appears that he is a caretaker. He can expel acid to defend our young, and provide nourishment in the form of tears."
>Luna hops up onto your lap and wraps her tentacles around the back of your head in a gesture of what your gut tells you is affection.
>>"It has been so long since we have found one fit to ensure the safety of our brood. Tis truly a time of celebreation!"
>A tongue (pony in nature and thankfully free of fleshy stalks or bony protrusions) forces its way into your mouth and starts to feel along your teeth."
>Celestia looks at you with all... fuck, you don't even KNOW how many eyes.
>She looks at you and SMILES, and in that moment you would swear that she KNOWS what you really are.
>You don't know how, but she KNOWS.
>"You will make a wonderful father, Anonymous."

And that's the story of how Anon found at least one strange waifu.

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Is there a strange waifu made of energy ? The one I have in mind right now would be a ponification of the codex from xcom2.

Another possibility would be a waifu made of sunlight.

>>27387166
Not yet, write one!

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>>27387105

>>27387483
If I can make even one Anon uncomfortable, then my day is complete.

>>27387166
I don't recall such a thing. We did briefly discuss a fire elemental-pony waifu a while back though. IIRC there was some minor greens, but nothing major ever came out of it.

page 7 8nt gr8

>>27388322

>>27387105
Even horrorlestia is a troll

>>27386382
I jsut read the most recent one you posted In RGRE about anon growing a massive horsecock :^) And while LAP is god-tier you stand up with the rest of them. DOn't be so modest.

>>27387105
>>27389028
"S-so, you mentioned being a father, huh?"
>Luna, head still an octopus, nods happily while her skinless, pulsating sister watches on with a smile on her face.
>Her skinless, lipless face.
>Don't you fucking look at me like that, Celestia.
>....
>You might just give Luna the "acid-spewing" demonstration she wanted at this rate.
>>"Indeed! Thou dost knoweth how to create young, correct?"
>Oh god, do you?
>You aren't sure any more. Not after today.
>You know how it works with humans, and you ASSUME it's the same way with ponies.
>No reason it shouldn't, right?
>You're pretty sure it doesn't work the same way with.... whatever Celestia and Luna are.
>You steel yourself. Might a sacrificial offering of your waning sanity be worth the opportunity to play along and stay alive just a little bit longer?
>You glance over at Celestia - more accurately, INTO Celestia - and immediately regret it.
>It is a travesty, but a recognizable travesty nonetheless.
>She has at least one uterus. You only barely recognize the shape.
>After what feels like an eternity, you can no longer look at her; you feel yourself teetering on the brink.
>Christ almighty, you're going to have to stick your dong ring inside of that, aren't you?
>A meaty gasp and a spray of curdled pus on the liquid-y nightmare around you alerts you to Celestia speaking up.
>She uses her eyes to speak; all of them. Just not the ones sitting in the ruins of her formally-equine skull.
>"Luna.... Luna, Luna, Luna..."
>The malice in her voice is limitless.
>"Trivial things such as biology can and will change over the countless eons of our existence."
>Just hold old is she? For how long has her presence corrupted and perverted the land?

>>27389631
That's a very kind thing for you to say, Anon. As long as people enjoy what I write, I guess I'm doing SOMETHING right. Thanks, friend.

>>27389677
>Her proper mouth opens up as she leers at you cheerfully.
>"Show him and make sure he is..."
>The sound of maniacal sobbing fills your ears and a scene of dust and ashes funnels into your mind - and you experience it as though you were there.
>You cannot describe what you see in words.
>Madness taken form.
>"...compatible."
>No.
>A protruding, meaty tendril bursts out of Luna's flank, dragging behind it shrivelled organs and torn, dead flesh.
>It resembles a tongue much in the same way that intestines may be mistaken for one as well.
>Luna drags it across your exposed face, mercifully missing both your mouth and your eyes.
>Eyes.
>Luna's terrible eyes, burnt into your mind, stare into yours.
>So much like your own, only without any lids or hide their globular shape. Thin veins form a maze of dead, de-oxygenated blood across their pale-yellow surface.
>>"Thou do not taste as old as we are, Anonymous."
>She knows; she HAS to.
>>"Sister and I have been called many things, Anonymous. Our favourite has been "Old One"."
>A thin tendril made up of a stiff, multi-jointed material (much like a spider's legs) escapes the corner of her eye.
>It drags across the skin just below your eyes and returns from whence it came with a single drop of your salty tears on its barbed tip.
>>"We believe we shall call you a "Young One", Anonymous."
>God help you.

>>27389700
Juicy

>>27387079
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>>27387095
>>27387105
>>27389677
>>27389700
how absolutely revolting and horrifying. please continue.

>>27389844
I don't know if I can. I'm starting to dip into "Darkest Dungeon" levels of hammyness.

>>27352726
Any stories about this qt?

>>27389950
i love that game. i was just letting you know i was enjoying your story. if you don't feel like continuing then by all means do what you like. because i'm a writefag that hasn't continued my story in a long time, so i have no room to really say anything about it.

>>27390036
I know, right? I felt awful when I couldn't save my first few heroes. And hey, thanks for letting me know. Again, I'm real glad you enjoyed it.

>>27390048
it's hard to play something like that when you've been a huge fire emblem fan for a long time, in which you try your damnest to not fucking lose anyone at all

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Characters long forgotten bump

>>27389956
Not that I know of, unfortunately.

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>>27391593

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>>27354598
this qt needs more art

>>27391593
>>27393013
what even is that thing?

>>27352726
fuck you LichAnon

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>>27393019
the fuck it's like reverse vore

>>27393062
>reverse vore
how is it anything other than just vore?

>>27391593
i miss that minotaur princess
plz come home minotaur

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>>27370594

>>27377224
>>27395104
Who are they?

>>27395606
Leanne and Annabelle. A ghost pony mother and daughter.

>>27396465
UNNG THICK!

>>27396465
Gross

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>>27395865
Killed by taking too much dick

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need more minotaurs

>>27399921
woah where did this boner come from

>>27399921
She's a cutie. Does she have a name?

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>tfw no centipede pony waifu

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>>27402814
this close enough?

>>27402814
but their legs are venomous? why this person allowing it to crawl on his hand?

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>>27402814
I think it's cute

>>27357528
is there a pastebin for this?

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>>27385990
and now I'm having superstar saga flashbacks

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>>27398291
>tfw no tank waifu
>tfw you will never put fishnet cage armor stockings on the tankpone to protect its legs from HEAT rounds
>tfw you will never mount spaced armor with added reactive panels around the tankpone's barrel
>tfw you will never feel horror as a tank fires a APFSDS round against the tankpone, followed by triumph as it bounces off its thick frontal armor
>tfw you will never cuddle against her, the gentle rumbling and warmth of her idling engine lulling you to sleep

>>27402814
D'aww what a fuckin Cutie. I have a soft spot for bugs. I used to mass breed giant south african millipedes. Had a license to ship and sell them too.

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>>27403181
Her name is Prototype Aegis. Enjoy.

https://derpibooru.org/1156281

>>27406955
she looks high

>>27399921
I'd tenderize the shit outa that.

>>27406955
Who is this qt?

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>>27402814

>>27408902
If it weren't for the eyes, I'd be in love.

As it is, I have a bit of a crush.

>>27402955
Yes

http://pastebin.com/BWJWfj6n

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>>27409089
thanks m8

>>27408352
>not knowing Tidal
Ohhhh boy

>>27410321
Phantasms give me orgasms.

>>27410949
What would fucking a ghost pussy feel like?

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>>27411022
Like nothing at all.
Nothing at all~.
Nothing at all~.

>>27352726
bump

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>>27403181

>>27413647
okay that's a little scary

>>27413647
I wonder what her pussy is like.

I really miss Lichanon. Any idea the last time that story was updated?

>>27413647
this has no right being so cute

>>27358032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5G6fF-wqQ

>>27414309
I think it was the 6/30/15

>>27414000
The softest, most vulnerable target you ever did see. She doesn't like letting people get behind her.

>>27384348
Same.

strange bump?

>>27352726

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Whatever this shit is. It gets my dick hard.

>>27416690
Thats a Tatzlpony, fellow anon.

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>>27417174
>>27416690
Why does she look like AJ on almost every pic I found of Tatzlpony?
Does vorefags have some special appreciation for the apple hoers, or what?

>>27417676
I think it's literally because 'tatzljack' sounds like 'applejack'

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>>27417676
Pretty much what >>27417712 said.
I think it became popular because of a tumblr.
Theres's also this unfinished green--it's not Tatzljack--if you're interested. It's the Goldilock's one http://pastebin.com/u/AngryWino

>>27414000
https://e621.net/post/show/898712/2016-angry-anus-armor-battle-blue_eyes-cannon-clen

>>27413647
im surprised there hasnt been a robotech version yet.

>>27417867
that would be super cool actually
i hope some drawfag takes a liking to this idea

bumping for monster puss

I would

>>27419846

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Cyborg p0ne bump

>>27413647
I'd scritch her lower glacius

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tremors bump

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>>27424946

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bouncy bump

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Can Wheelie be a strange waifu too?

>>27426379
Only if you write a story about her.

>>27426379
Hoofjobs would be problematic, I feel.

>>27427398
You could make a lot of jokes about her tailpipe though.

>>27424313

>>27383317
I wanna fuck that ghost

Just cause we like the dead doesn't mean the thread should die.

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>>27430272
He used to.

Undead thread

Can someone give me a list of our latest top/relevant waifus? I've been out of the loop for a while.

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>>27417859
I'd dick it

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>>27359506
>>27362053
>>27362967
>>27364157
>>27366307
>>27381135
>>27382064
>>27402579
>>27412587
>>27416577
>>27418331
>>27419846
>>27421583
>>27423086
>>27424313
>>27424946
>>27426368
>>27432178

>>27432660
hi ica, how goes life?

>>27383303
>tfw your face is a black hole

guess what bump

>>27409089

>Read through it all.
>Seems pretty nice, seems to be going somewhere.
>Story ends with author promising more soon.

>Last update 2015

Can someone draw a pillow pony?

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>>27434850
How about a bed's worth of pony

>>27435175
Is the blanket a pony?

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>>27435186
the whole bed is a pony

>>27434375
its hard being a writefag sometimes. you want to deliver, but youre not sure how do deliver it exactly, and even when you figure it out sometimes you get no responses for the hours of work you just did which can be discouraging.

>>27435175
>you will have a boxer pony waifu to wear
>she will never enjoy teasing you by playing with your junk in public

>>27426379
What happened to Rainbow Dash's legs?

>>27435846
that's wheely bopper, anon
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/oc-colon-wheely+bopper

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>>27435846
A couple things, really.

Would anyone maybe care to start a discussion about some strange waifu?

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>>27438373
at what point does strange waifu stop being strange and start being merely quirky?

>>27435175
I can just imagine the friction burns. Ouch.

>>27438441
When they get rich, duh.

>>27438441
Zecora's on or near the border, I'd say.

>>27408902
I want centipone to crawl through my colon.

>>27438577
>dung beetle waifu

>>27438577
Don't you mean tape worm pone waifu?

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>>27438577
I just want a waifu who will love me

>>27439007
Talk about unrealistic expectations, Mr Bond. How many women have stabbed you in the back the minute they've gotten off your dick again?

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>>27439007
>tfw no strange waifu who loves you for your personality and mind

>>27439032
Zero, baby.
Platonic friends betray me like it's a fucking fad though.

>>27439032
I'm not ugly, I just have values that aren't widely held today. I want a partner who holds the same values as me.

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Karambit pony waifu

>>27439039
>trusting female friends
you fool.

>>27439314
>female friends
Guess again.

>>27439296
>FUCKING GLAAAAWWWKS

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>>27439314
Human females are the greatest jews of all
A man may leave you bloody, but a woman will slowly crush your heart and soul

>>27439332
lol faggot

>>27439590
>has male platonic friends
>faggot
????

>>27439440
>Get away from my son!.webm

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>>27439440
>>27439741

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Look at this pretty Kelpie.

>>27439812
Actually made of kelp/10

>>27439039
nice blog post

>>27439879
>hurrr i think blog posts have two lines

>>27439905
take your blogging to tumblr

>>27439917
>hurrr i think blog posts have one line

>>27439923
>hurr being this autistic

>>27439928
>hurr being this autistic

>>27439934
>hurr being this autistic

>>27439953
>hurr being this autistic

>>27439961
>hurr i can never get laid so i talk to myself on the internet

>>27439991
>revealing your own motivation to the entire thread
That's good. Step one is admitting you have a problem.

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this was a nice thread

>>27440001
get laid faggot

>>27440032
Summer comes early some years.
Let's ignore and talk about...I dunno, a soap pony.
>brush mane
>brush is cleaner after than when you started

>>27440038
Nice blog post.

>>27440055
>hurrr i think blog posts have one line

>>27440067
Nice blog post.

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>>27440040

>>27440084
This is the best writefagging in the thread
Thanks, lameo

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>>27439590
>>27439669
>>27439879
>>27439905
>>27439917
>>27439923
>>27439928
>>27439934
>>27439953
>>27439961
>>27439991
>>27440001
>>27440038
>>27440055
>>27440067
>>27440084
>>27440115

>>27440115
Shhh, the performance isn't over yet.

>>27440110
Nice.
There a full-sized soap pony?
Imagine banging her, and having to choose between using a condom, or getting soap up your pee hole.

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>>27440157

>>27440165
Double-nice. Nips always got these.

>>27440143
don't you have any irl friends to talk t...
...
oh...

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>>27440176
yuh. Neps is b0ss

>>27440285
Don't you? I'd recommend you get some, they're pretty great.
Friendship is magic after all.

>>27440345
Good thing you're single and lonely, or else you'd be a sad shit just sitting around on a board shitposting and ignoring someone you think you love when you clearly wouldn't deserve it

>>27440301
Who is this cutie?

>>27440361
Has no name, is only pic. Just random hot milf.

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>>27440359
>being the gatekeeper of love

>>27440301
She needs to be...stranger. Bet she's fulla shit and those are her actual legs.

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>>27440387
Does your bf know you're calling others your gatekeeper behind his back?

>>27440448
what if
the legs themselves
were shit

>>27440486
Does Nips frequent this thread? I want him to see this.

fuck shitposting bump

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>>27440462
>filename
I googled him to make sure he was still alive.

>>27441541
>washed up actress waifu
That's a good personality for one.

>>27440378
Oh well. She is cute. Not very strange though. Unless she has some sort of superequine ability that isn't obvious from her appearance.

>>27441897
she doesn't. give her some.

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Okay faggots, let's beat this death threadness with (bi)threadly events.

I'll Start.

I was gonna try to make a new specie/waifu when I had this idea. Since I've already started somewhat, we have a head start. What should I add next?

>>27442596
It'll still be here waiting for progression, and this'll hold until it becomes more or less obvious it's simply being ignored.

>>27442596
+tentacle mane & tail

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>>27442928

Could you at least try to be more specific, senpai?

All parts and adaptations not suggested/specified subject to change, including, size, stature, posture, stance/position, gender, accessory, appendage, body types and styles.

>>27443079
Add huge cow's teats.

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>>27443122
Now we cookin' with gas

>>27443162
Didn't thought you'll do it... l-lewd. Maybe if it keeps going the good way, i'll write a bit about her.

>>27443204

I'll add/change whatever to whatever I'm able. Anything suggested can only be swapped/removed twice. What counts as it is at my discretion.

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>>27443211
Hmm...
My suggestion:
Draw her legs and one eye as cyborg limbs and lose the cow teats.

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>>27443334

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>>27443502
Nuclear powered-octopus-cyborg-pone.
Noice.

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>>27443502
Make her ears bigger and fluffy.

>>27443334
>Not wanting fresh from the source's milk to bake your weirdfu a sweet cake.
Why are you so mean ?
>>27443502
Maybe just the back legs as mechanic limbs ?

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>>27443554

>>27443574
I'll count that as 1 change.

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>>27443618
Those ears are fucking perfect Anon.
You've got dem skillz m8.
Maybe make her eye a little more "show" like and her muzle a little more happy, or lewd.

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>>27443687

>>27443720

going out.

>>27443736
The cow teats were a bit much, maybe some medium horse teats

>>27444269
This. Cow udders look kinda stupid on a pony.

>>27444269
>>27444477
But Anons, that would make it NSFW.

>>27444670
And cow udders wouldn't?

>>27444670
Like the glorious cow's teats didn't.

To be honest, to be safe, you should probably just post versions with the teats (regardless of kind) censored or absent here, and post the NSFW version to imgur and link it instead.

>>27444702
>>27444704
Of course not! cow bits isn't nsfw here if it is on a pony that isn't drawn lewdly. :(^

>>27444711
ok.

>>27444720
>Of course not! cow bits isn't nsfw here if it is on a pony that isn't drawn lewdly. :(^
You could argue the same thing about horse tits, but I doubt Scruffy cares too much about the difference if some retard comes in here and reports it. If it's got nipples, it's probably nsfw as far as 4chan is concerned.

>>27443502
Give her a larger, more intimidating frame
Like an amazonian pone

>>27443720

Extra chest fluff.

>>27444720
Sooo, if you'r going to do both SFW and NSFW... why not doing both cow and pony teats ?

>>27444884

I'm gonna forgo the NSFW works for now. Could always do that when she's done.

>>27443720
Remove eyes from her face; give her a cluster of too-many eyes on her chest.

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>>27444804
did mu best

>>27444851
there

>>27444989
Woah. I'm crossed because thingpone. Should I go ahead with this one?

>>27445037
YES

>>27445072
>>27445037

Vote for it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10294049

>>27445037
Yes, go ahead with that.
And swap out the robotic legs for goat legs, baphomet-style.

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>>27445037
Either way add a long tongue.
And maybe put a smile on that face

>>27445037
This pone has no means of defending herself. Add claws or blades to her forelegs.

>>27445149
>baphomare
Yes. Yes yes. Yes yes yes.

>>27445149
>>27445183
Nah,

>>27445178
Seconding claws
>>27445149
Thirding goat legs