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>What is this thread about?
This thread is centered on stories about ponies being enslaved. Every kind of theme is welcome.

>I want to write my own story but I'm new to writing.
Check out these guides:
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pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)

>Where do the writers hang out?
Head over to www.rizon.net/chat with the channel name #slavepone. If you're ever having a writer's block or need advice, that is the place to go!

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>>27347947
>pic
Take home and care for, become dad
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>”What about them?”
>The pair your gaze was directed towards looked normal on the surface.
>Though the mare was walking, how should you put it… “oddly”
>”Bet you they screwed before heading out, it would explain her walk of shame.”
>Sitting on the patio of your humble home you rocked back and forth on your rocking chair.
>Your companion, a foul-mouthed little pony by the name of Starlight Glimmer kept you company as you watched the people and ponies passing by.
>Not willingly as she so often put it, she was your brother’s slave.
>Incognito the asshole, he got lucky and won some ridiculous amount of money and decided that he was going to fuck a girl in every country on the planet.
>And he made you a very nice offer, a paycheck and his home, all in exchange for watching over his slave pony till he got back, if he got back.
>Last you heard he was wanted on three counts exposing himself in a public stadium in Paraguay.
>But you were happy for him, he was living his dream. His sick, twisted, and demented dream.
>And you were making out like a bandit from his generous compensation.
>Hell with the amount of money he threw into your bank account you’d be able to afford a pony yourself and never have to work another day in your life.
>”Hey fuckwad, what about those two?”
>You were definitely going to get one who wasn’t such a bitch.
>”Yup I can tell, she took it in the pooper.”
>Jesus what did your brother teach this girl?
“Maybe she’s just not feeling well.”
>”Oh I’m sure getting your ass filled up would make anyone feel a little off.”
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>>27348017
The /out/ bear has come to visit. I feel blessed
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>>27348187
>Taking a big gulp water you just shook your head at her bluntness.
“Sometimes I wonder who’s a bigger weirdo you or my brother?”
>”Ha! It’s not my fault you humans are such hornballs. You’d stick your dick in anything if it even smiled in your general direction.”
>That’s not true, you had several friends who swore by the horsepussy but not you, no sir.
>Catching the movement out of the corner of your eye you saw Starlight get out of her seat and saunter over to yours.
>Before you could do anything she was sitting in your lap straddling you.
>”See even right now, I can tell.”
>Her hips began rocking back and forth, combined with her weight pressing down was making things happen for ole’ Anon Jr.
>”If I said we could go inside and you could fuck me you’d do it.”
>Her front hooves wrapped around your neck and as she moved closer.
>Licking your ear she let out a needy moan.
>”I’d do things for you that no human woman ever could.”
>If brain work good he say you in street and people see, but brain not work now.
>”Buuuut..” with a flash of light Starlight was back in her seat “I don’t fuck humans, so too bad.”
>You don’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
“I hate you so much right now.”
>”Oh I’m sure, by the way you should cover.”
>Looking at where she was pointing with her hoof you saw the tent that you were pitching.
>Yup fucking hatred for this horse.
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>>27348433
>”I want to go shopping.”
“What? Why now?”
>”I don’t know, because I want to. Do we need a reason?”
“Well, yes.”
>”I want some lingerie.”
“You’re a horse, what fucking reason do you need lingerie for anyway?”
>This pony was going to drive you insane one of these days.
>Just think of the money Anon, one day your brother will be back and she’ll be gone.
>Then you could be happy again.
>”Because I want some, now get off your ass and lets go.”
“I don’t think you thought this through very well Starlight. You’re a pony, you never wear clothes anyway so why in god’s name would you need lingerie?”
>”I think I would look good in some panties. With a flank like mine I know it for a fact. Besides I’ve seen you eyeing my butt.”
>She did have a nice butt, not that you’d ever tell her.
>”So grab that card master gave you and lets fucking go!”
>Points for nice butt nullified by a completely shit personality, why the fuck did your brother ever get her.

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Trying something new, hope you all like it.
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>>27347947
Taser to the base of the neck followed by dragging a pony in a box back into my car.

More tasers and dragging for anybody who saw.

In the end, I don't know.
Fixed hanging lamp while she is in traction?
Use her as a home veterinary service?
Maybe have her assist in an exotic animal butchery practice.

Oh and the rest of the people get dumped in an area with no cell reception for 20 miles.
I'm sure they'll have the worst of it all.
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>>27348583
Not the kind of place I thought you'd go with Starlight, but I like it! I still kinda want to do the whole Starlight gets un-broken, immediately tries to manipulate White Knight Anon, but I know some other writefag would do it better than I could.
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>>27348686
I wanted to try something different, a story about a pony who's already unbroken and doesn't hate the whole "slave" thing but isn't exactly happy with it either.

Besides, it leaves room for her to sexually frustrate Anon with no abandon. Just look at her smirk, you know she would.
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>>27348583
Great, now every time she shows up in an episode, I'll be hearing an entirely different voice in my head.
I can live with this.
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>>27347947
Annihilate all the humanity so that no one can hurt you and can take care of her forever
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>>27348583
>Before your brother left he gave you a shiny credit card.
>”This is for any expenses that Starlight needs, just use it for whatever. But no hookers, not unless it’s her birthday.”
>Deep down you knew he meant well.
>But sure as shit he was probably going to give you a call about this particular charge.
“Thirteen hundred dollars worth of panties, I hope you’re proud of yourself.”
>”Oh I am! Especially those black lacy ones. They made my ass looked amazing.”
>Yes, yes they did.
“My brother probably isn’t going to be happy about this.”
>”Master won’t care, he likes seeing me happy. That white thong made me happy, so he’ll be happy.”
>There’s no logic to this mare.
>Sometimes she’ll act like a normal pony, then in an instant she’ll become a tease.
>Oh well, no use in worrying about it now.

>Laying in bed you pondered the events of the day.
>Starlight being a bitch, making inappropriate comments about ponies she didn’t even know.
>Dry humping you, panty shopping.
>Could have been worse.
>Your bedroom door opening brought you out of your musings.
>”Move over.”
>Starlight trotted in paying you no mind.
“I still don’t understand why you continue sleeping in here. You have your own room with a king bed in it.”
>”I do have my own room, but I want to sleep in here. So shut up and move over.”
>When she jumped in bed and snuggled up to you there was a moment of silence.
>”Goodnight Anon.”
“Goodnight Starlight.”
>Listening to her steady breathing you felt yourself slip off into dreamland.
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>>27349043
Okay then here's the pastebin just in case: http://pastebin.com/X05NyF7q
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Who is this lavender semen demon?
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>>27349125
Twilight Twinkle
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>>27348583
Her teasing and bullying anon could be fun for a while. but i would like it more if it lead to a relationship
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>>27347947
>pic
1. Sell to highest bidder.
2. Go to camp of refugees/war-prisoner ponys
They just want to get rid of them
3. Buy a bunch of pones
4. Goto 1.
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>>27349164
>this is what happens when you don't update the page often.
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>>27349043
>”Can you believe this garbage?”
>Sitting on the couch with Starlight you watched the show with a neutral expression.
>A lanky guy and a pink mare were both being interviewed on some sort of day time talk show.
>”When I found her I knew she was more than a slave, she was my soulmate.”
>Starlights response was to make a gagging noise.
>The show was about humans who didn’t “own” ponies, rather it was about humans to chose to have relationships with them.
>”She’s faking it, look she’s kissing him with her eyes open!”
>You fail to understand this train of thought.
“That’s important?”
>”Of course it’s important. If somepony’s in love that’s not how they kiss.”
“Speaking from experience?”
>”Pfff anypony with half a brain would know that. That slut’s just trying to get out of being a slave, and what better way than to fuck some ugly human.”
“Whatever you say.”
>”Of course you’d say that, why if some mare just told you ‘I love you, not because I have to but because I want to’, you’d eat it up.”
>Honestly you don’t know how you would respond to that.
>You never had a relationship so who knows how you’d respond to anyone professing their love to you.
>A pair of blue eyes blocked the television show you were both watching.
>Starlight was now in your lap, staring deeply into your eyes.
>”Sometimes I wonder if you even notice how I look at you or how I feel.”
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>>27349798
>Closing her eyes she pressed her lips against yours.
>At first you were surprised, but gradually relaxed.
>Feeling her tongue press against your lips you opened your mouth and allowed her entry.
>Strawberries, she tasted like strawberries.
>This was a losing battle, your tongues fought trying to win a battle you really didn’t care about winning.
>Why was she doing this?
>Did she care about you?
>You don’t know how long you two were just locked together but the eventual need oxygen parted you both.
>Both out of breath she opened her eyes and smiled.
>”See, told you so.”
>Sticking her tongue out at you she hopped of your lap and went back to her spot on the couch.
>”All a mare has to do is tease some human with the V and they’ll do anything.”
>Inside you felt conflicted, so what she just did was only to prove a point?
“Starlight don’t ever do that again.”
>You don’t even know why you’re upset about it.
>”Awww was that your first kiss? I stole pwoor wittle Nonny’s first smooch.”
“Fuck off Starlight.”
>Standing up you grabbed the house keys off the table by the door before exiting.
>You put up with a lot of her shit, but this was crossing a line.
>The problem being, you don’t even know what line it was.
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>>27349807
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More subrogation ponies when?
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When?
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>>27349798


The pink mare is Pinkie Pie or another pony?

You story is good
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>>27349807
>>The problem being, you don’t even know what line it was.

I think to Starlight even knows what she wants
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Not if the ponies are enslaved among them but known to Spike is practically a slave
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>>27347947
>Sundae
Silly F, ponies dont get sundaes, they get oats.
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>>27351706
>not subjecting unruly ponies to vicious brain freezes via sundaes
Go ahead and call me an edgelord, but I know how to keep my ponies in line better than you, sir!
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>>27351927
>subjecting unruly ponies to vicious brain freezes via sundaes
You are truly a monster Anon.
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ONE IS A BY THE BOOK POLICE OFFICER
THE OTHER IS A HORSE
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME
COMING SUMMER OF 1990: MOUNTED PATROL
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I spilt milk on my keyboard, posting from phone, no update.
Sorry
Blame twilight
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>>27348433
>>27348583
ok this is great, hoping anon reigns her in by the end.
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>>27349807
come on just a little beating, shes gotta know hes not a total pushover.
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>>27351974
NEIGH INTENSIFIES
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we need writefags here >>27337872
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>>27353005
No you don't. You just want more because your OP was shitty.
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>>27353005
Fuck off, stop trying to mooch off us, we have enough shit as is.
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>>27348433
>not bending her over right then and there
saged
reported for illegal content
police report filed
called the cops
called the coastguard
most beta Anon I've read about in a good week
0/10 induced vomit

not that there's anything wrong with enjoying a good tease
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my boner just had an idea
Anon buys mare for work and whipping
that is mares fetish
when he comes home he catches her wearing his cloth
sometimes he wakes up and sees mare staring at his hands, sometimes liking them
he sprays water at her when she acts naughty
someday Anon buys other mare
2. mare doesnt like humand
1. mare is disgusted by inferior fetishes
1. mare picks on second mare for hating humans n stuff

mare is for riding after all
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>mare is for riding
>mare is for whipping

Are these our very own ebin maymays? Man, Slave Pone general is really starting to come into its own.
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>>27349807
>Going to the park always relaxed you when you were younger and your brother was causing havoc at home.
>So laying there on the grass, enjoying the sun, you tried getting your mind off of a certain pink coated pony.
>She got under your skin with that kiss, so what if that was your first kiss? It wasn’t any of her damn business.
>Maybe you were looking forward to having wizard powers when you turn thirty, and she just placed those plans in jeopardy.
>But you do have to admit, she was a good kisser.
>You felt your phone start vibrating in your pocket, you had a pretty good guess at who was calling.
>Did you really want to deal with more of his bullshit?
>Looking at the screen a picture of your brother handcuffed being led away by a police officer was pasted front and center.
>Resigning yourself you tapped the “answer” icon.
“Hey Idiot, how’s it going?”
>”Anon it’s good to hear your voice, how’s my favorite gay brother doing?”
“I’m fine, how’s the whole being raped in every prison thing going for you?”
>”Oh it’s great! I’ve seen more dicks than Cher and Madonna combined.”
“So besides this, what do you want, I’m kind of in the middle of an existential crisis here.”
>”My bank called, something about an odd charge, why are you buying a shit ton of panties? Don’t tell me Grandma Mouse was right about you smoking pole?”
>Your grandma could make an old sailor cry with how she talked.
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>>27354688
>”So I’m going to guess Starlight did it, listen bro, if she starts getting out of line and pulling shit that ain’t right just…..what….do”
“Incognito you still there?”
>”Fu…ing….rec… Anon there we go fuck, I’ll make it quick. Just fuck her and she’ll calm down. She might be having her seasonal thing and a good dicking is the only way…”
>You ended the call right there.
>You were many things, but a horsefucker was not one of them.
>Your mind betrayed as memories of the kiss came back.
>Okay so maybe you were 75% sure you weren’t a horsefucker.
>Your phone made a noise indicating you received a text message.
>”Don’t be scared of the marevag Anon, just remember its more scared of you than you are of it.”
>Its times like these where you questioned yourself on who you hated more, Starlight or your brother.
>Standing up and dusting yourself off you headed home.
>It was a long shot but you were going to have a chat with your brother’s slave.
>Maybe she’d listen to reason about how her actions were inappropriate.

>Opening the front door you heard two voices coming from the living room.
>”I still don’t understand?”
>”Twilight I told you a thousand times, if you don’t make yourself look good your master won’t give you the ‘D’ no matter what you do.”
>Against your better judgment you walked towards the living room.
>Starlight had her previous days shopping strewn about and was helping another mare pick out a pair.
>”Here try these, they’ll go well with your coat.”
>Okay, you’d talk with her later, a nap sounded like a better option right now.
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>>27354739
I like where this is going.
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>>27354930
Reminder: fucking another man's poneslave is rape unless he gives you permission.
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>>27353200
>>not bending her over right then and there
not gonna lie i kind a agree, sometimes sassy mares need some forceful dick.
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>>27354739
>Just fuck her and she’ll calm down.
good, this pleases me. it better be rough.
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Is mare for pestering? I believe mare is for pestering.
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>>27354739
>Your hips slammed against hers you pistoned in and out.
>Starlights mouth was open, her tongue lolling out while moans of please reverberated out her throat.
>”Rut me Anon, fill me up, I need it!”
>Her pussy clamped down hard on you as she finished that sentence.
>Good god was she tight, at this rate you wouldn’t last another minute.
“Ease up a little Starlight.”
>”I don’t care! Breed me Anon, make me a mother!”
>Her clit winked providing a more stimulation as you kept fucking her senseless.
>The room reeked of sweat and sex, the covers held a pretty similar combination as Starlights essence literally was everywhere.
>”Don’t stop keep fucking me!”
>This mare has caused you nothing but headaches for the past few months, now it was time to simply hatefuck her bitchy attitude out.
>Reaching down you grabbed one of her teats and began playing with the nipple.
>Holy fuck, her pussy clamped down even harder than before.
>Any tighter and you were sure she was going to break it off.
>”I’m COMMMMIIIINNNG!!!!!!”

>”Are you coming or not dingus?”
>Opening your eyes you stared into the pair floating above you.
>”We have grocery shopping to do so get the fuck up and let’s go!”
>Lifting the covers you checked that your underwear was still on, it was.
>It was only a dream.
>A dream where you and Starlight fucked like there was no tomorrow.
>Somehow this was your brother’s crazy notions fault, you were sure.
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>>27353005
Fuck off m8 :^)
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>>27357386
can we at least spank her?
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>>27357804
Spanking isn't ruled out, but Starlight must do something really naughty for Anon to do that as a punishment.
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>>27358231
aw yeah now you got my attention.
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>>27358231
bringing another pony to his house without permission seems pretty bad already. the lesson would sink in more if twilight was there to see what happens to naughty slaves.
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>>27354739
This is too good
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And the stories?
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>>27359296
soon
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>>27357386
Look, my bedroom methods in both fantasy and IRL tend to take the gentle route. Keep that in mind as I suggest we make this mare beg.
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Rape
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>>27359560
im on board
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>>27359560
Ignore her, but start going pantsless when at home. Or take the Ling route and buy her a dildo. Tell her she will have to take care of herself. Too bad the dildo is so small, she can't get off with it. Either way, she will end up begging before long.
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>>27360447
Not aggressive enough. I was thinking something more along the lines of pinning her to the floor and sweet talking her until she openly admits what she wants.

Can pull the whole caressing creep deal throughout as well. Mmm
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>>27362471
And, of all these, Glim Glam was the most tyrannical and oppressive.
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>>27362574
uh... id say the guy that literally has everyone in chains is a bit more tyrannical and oppressive.
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>>27362574
Only because Celestia isn't pictured.
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>>27362586
You don't see too far past your pupils, it seems.

>>27362589
And this guy has the right idea. Long term stagnation trumps short term extremes.
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>>27362471
Anyone else notice that the line of crystal pony slaves goes mare-stallion-mare-stallion? Wonder if he ever let them/made them engage in a pone orgy train for his amusement.
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>>27352059
IT LIVES
though now i need to figure out a way to clean up the keys themselves because its a bit sticky and crunchy
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>>27357386
Is it bad I actually find Trollight Glimmer more interesting than canon glimmer on the show?
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>>27363006
you can take the electronics out of the keyboard, pop off all the caps and throw it in the dishwasher.
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>>27363032
thats what i was thinking about doing
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Kek. Happy mother's day, /SPG/.
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>>27363071

Dude, you are like a week too late for 'murrican mother's day.

the one that matters.
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>>27363127
On Uruguay it is. I don't care when. The thought matters more.
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I'm surprised no one has made a story using mature mares as protagonists, well, this mini history of Diamond Tiara mom, but not with Mayor Mare, Twiligth Velvet, Mr. Cherrilee among others mares
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Hi. Just a page 7 bump passing through.
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>>27363191
We did actually have a short mini-story with Spoiled Rich as the main character, but it was brief and not very well remembered.
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more glimmer when
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>>27364454
Next weeks episode. Probably. I avoid spoilers.
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>ITS SO BIG
>Such a big, juicy…meaty..
>You shake the haze from your head, eyes wide, staring downward
>Then take a deep breath and lean in, taking a deep breath
>Smells delicious
>Anon smacks your horn
>DAMN
>the waiter gives you a kind smile
>Onlookers did not
>A soft green glow is in your eyes, which you see reflected on Anons knife
>Oh
>You sit back in the eat and Anon starts cutting the steak into small bite sized bits
>The timer hasn’t started and the small instruction leaflet explains he can do pretty much anything but eat it, but as soon as he takes a bite, it starts
>Its taking a painfully look time
>Yourself and Chang practically drools
>Damn humans and their obsession with meat turning your into carnivores
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>>27364485
>Cadence and Sunburst seem disgusted but intrigued, Sunburst seeming to be gauging Anons stomach, doing some mental calculations, and figuring up something
>You suspect he doesn’t think Anon can do it
>You hope he doesn’t, the steak is medium rare and looks delicious
>And he didn’t even get you any
>With a loud, angered, sigh you lean back in your chair to watch
>Look look at whats on his place
>Shrimp Cocktail, Baked Potato, Salad, with Roll, Butter, and of course the 72 oz. Steak
>Anon looks at the clock
>Stabs his meat
>And begin!
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>>27364495
>You watch with suspicion, which soon changes to surprise
>he’s downing it with ease
>Your eyes go wide, Sunburst stares as well, you feel as if his mental calculations are falling apart before him
>Comical really
>Chang cheers for him happily and Cadence seems to be ignoring it
>Probably all that delicious meat
>Anon took bite after bite, followed by a gulp of beer, then repeated
>At least 12 oz of steak
>You can’t even eat THAT much, but soon he was racking up more and more
>Half way through, Changs eyes are wide
>Poor girls drooling
>Sunburst grabs a pen from Anons pocket, and a napkin, he writes some stuff down in equestrian
>Then passes it to you
>You shrug
“I have no idea what any of this means”
>You poke at the numbers curiously
>Anon takes another bite
>“It means that Anons a fatass”
>Anon chokes back a laugh
>You don’t
>Cadence even giggles some
>Anon drops his fork, over dramatically grabbing the table
>Several eyes are wide
>He lets out a long, hard burp
>Gagging in the process
>He stares down at the steak
>Less than 1 ounce left
>Just a bite to him
>I couldn’t hold back my both amusement and cheering
“LETS GO ANON YOU CAN DO IT”
>>“DON’T BE A PUSSY” Chrysalis followed
>“WOO” Chang and Sunburst called in unison
>Cadence gave a little clop, cringing as she sees some of the red juices on the plate
>You and chang grab each other with a grin
>Sometimes you DO like your sister
>Sometimes
>He smiles at you then picks up the last chunk
>15 minutes left
>How..
>Oh right the other stuff
>Anon looks at the rest of the meal with a burp
>He takes the shrimp, with the cocktail sauce, roll, and butter, and stuffs it in the baked potato, taking it into his hand he eats it
>Like a disgusting burrito of starch and crustatian
>He just uses his juice covered fork to scoop the salad all together into his mouth, not even putting anything on it
>The salad looked cheap and not that great
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>>27364497
>Technically, he was done, but for some reason, Anon came up with a new idea, something to emphasis he can do more
>The absolute madman
>He grabs the plate and sucks the fat and juices off it
>You gag some as he drinks the grease
>Then finishes his half of the beer
>He grins at everyone watching
>The beer and grease, it becomes obvious, was not required by any means
>He turns to the waiter
>“I’m not done”
>A questioning, but also slightly annoyed look crosses his face
“I want the biggest glass you got full of more of this Ale, and the apple pie”
>You feel something in your stomach cry for the same
>While you brain tries to comprehend that your averagely built friend, barely 175 pounds, just finished that whole thing off and wants more
>Plus a boot of beer
>Well, the boot is understandable, it IS a nice little plastic boot
>He finishes his last two items much slower, and orders their smaller 16 oz steak meal for you and chang
>Nice of him
>You all pile back into the RV after Anon pays, getting his money back from the challenge, only to hand some back to cashier for the meals
>Anon drives to the very back of the parking lot, out of the sight of any people, and goes back to his bed, flopping down, and needing a rest
>You and chang sit at the table to eat
>well, you do, Chang sits on your bed
“HEY NO EATING ON MY BED”
>You yell, but she keeps eating
>You sigh and shake your head
>Sunburst eats in silence in front of you, a smile on his face
>He passes you the note he wrote out with the numbers
>it has scribbles in it
>“I lost count” He laughs
>You smile at him
“So whats next Anon?”
>You look over to the poor man laying on the bed, his stomach gurgling
>He pushed himself too much just for show
>“Albuquerque”
“Huh?”
>“We’re passing through there next. I need to make a left turn there”
>You didn’t understand, nor question it
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>>27364511
>>27364497
>>27364495
>>27364485
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Behold, A decent green attempt!

>The five stages of grief.
>Denial.
"No! You won't take her away from me!"
>Anger.
"YOU STUPID IDIOTS, STOP DOING THIS!"
>Bargaining.
"Pleeeeeeease let her go, can you?"
>Depression.
"...*sob* *sob*..."
>...Acceptance.
"...I will be your slave, if that's what you want..."
>His smug grin on his face clearly presents the impending doom you're going to meet.
>But now it doesn't matter.
>Your life, Your deepest love...
>Twily...
>...is finally going to be free.
>But only if you accepted your fate.
>You already did, though
>The millions of feelings rushing through your back...
>...Fear, Loathe, Guilt, Despair...
>...Submission.
>You're no longer free.
>In exchange of your daughter's freedom.
>Twily's freedom.
>The rivers of tears...
>...Tears of acceptance and suff-
>"Okay, Enough pow-wow for now. There comes my part of the deal."
>He aims his claw towards your sacrifice.
>Twily...
>Still untouched.
>No bruises, nor whipmarks...
"Ha... Ha..."
>It's a miracle.
>Thank Celestia she's alright. Really.
"Thank you. Thank you."
>"Ahem. 'Thank you' who?"
>His playful smile already gives you the answer...
>But there's another feeling that resonates inside you...
>...Hesitance.
"Ha... Huh..."
>Looking away ashamingly with a remorseful smile, you let out what he was desperately waiting for you to say...
"...Thank you, Master."
>"Okay, It is time to go, shall we?"
>You open your mouth to say 'Yes', but he gives you no time to do it.
>So you close your mouth as he cracks open the shackles and chains around you, keeping you in place.
>The clangs, hinges and squeals they make ensure your partial freedom.
>But he still doesn't trust you that much yet.
>He didn't take out the horn ring, the one preventing you to use your magic.
>But still.
>Twily's going to be free, and you can't be more excited about it.
>And he... Anon... is going to let you see her running into freedom.
>An awesome status that lets you do what you want.
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>>27364621
>But it was taken from you, and given to your daughter... Twily.
>Not only the chains can hinge.
>Staircases can too.
>And doors.
>You were going to get out of that stinky, dusty place.
>'Basement', he would call it sometimes.
>'Torture Chamber' for you.
>But now you're breaking free of that place.
>And right to another door.
>The same door you entered right before going to the torture chamber.
>Where he'd whip you.
>Smack your rump with his riding crop.
>And worst of all... Rut you like there was no tomorrow.
>You still have fresh memories of every lash and whip he marked onto you.
>Hey... She's leaving.
>Twily is leaving you behind.
>To meet and greet a new world.
>She unfolds her still untouched wings, and prepares to take off.
>The whoosh she made to fly away from you, is something you'll never forget.
>Ever.
>"Now it's time to do something. I'm out of ideas. Heh... Do you have any?"
>You've spent days without eating something.
>You lost the track of time long ago...
>...Did you?
>An internal gargle inside you makes its way to your brain, reminding you of your state of hunger.
"I'm starving, Can we get something to eat?"
>He places a claw under his... lower muzzle? And looks upwards like if he was thinking.
>"Yeah, I'm kind of starving right now. I'll call."
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>>27364628
K. Feedback & Criticism Inc. Is welcome. And gonna lurk around to see what happens on the /mlp/ world.
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>>27364511
I feel like the pacing has accelerated a LOT
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>>27364649
truth be told i'm running low on ideas, pushing myself to get to the future parts i already planned.
But for the most part the only ideas people have offers have been things that i can't really do till later on, or are just not usable
Basically they're in the west and there isn't a lot to do along the pathway
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Bumpaholics!
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>>27347947
>Pic question
I'd laugh because i finally lost it. I can see ponies in real life.
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>>“The hell is that thing?”
>“My pony”
>>“It got cancer or something?”
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Hey lads, this thread looks stable again. Drama fade away finally?
If so I may return soon then.
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>>27364986
Welcome to Bumpaholics Anonymous. The first step is to acknowledge you have a bumping problem. Of which i do not. Clearly.
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Bumping with all my might.
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Recently drew this. Relates to the thread.

Also, just fucking merge already, it's not like either one of you is active enough to sustain yourself alone.

tfw not enough time to colour it : <
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>posting about merging in SiM
>Then in SPG
To leve it's the second door to the right at the hallway.
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>>27366378
actually one is active enogh
Pls dont start this shit again

awesome art
Im jealous
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>>27365916
Drama horizon seems clear for now, yes.
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>>27366378
>it's not like either one of you is active enough to sustain yourself alone.
???
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>>27364628
>>27364621
Cant delete this and repost in the right thread. This one being SiM
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>>27366378
magnificent, senpai =))
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slavery bump
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>>27348042
[Relentless snuggles intensify]
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>>27365916
neat
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>>27364511
Fireking yes.

Good to see thing picking up, actually. Ling shenanigans are fun and all, but the truth is it's good to get back to actual story as well. Nothing wrong with a mix of the two.
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>>27366711
From what I've read of your green, this fits perfectly in here.
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slave if for riding is canon
bump
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S4 E22 Slavery is canon
page8 bump
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>>27364497

>“I have no idea what any of this means”

Foul creature!

DO NOT UNDESTIMATE HUMANS!!!!!!!
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so many things to do
need to focus
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>>27370284
Sombrero looks hungry.
Would feed and rub belly afterwards
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>>27370490
Yes. Stallion needs to put some weight on to be suitable for riding.
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>>27349180
>>sell biological self automated life support system of earth.
Legit if this shit actually happened I would buy as much Pegasi I could, train them to be loyal, and then rent out services to get rain water in key locations for agriculture. I would lightning blitz this shit as fast as I could while remaining in total control of my corps stock so that I'm sitting on a pone empire. I would keep the ponies loyal by promising a life free of rape and the ability to retain a semblance of community due to the very large numbers of them belonging to me. Once I had enough cash and control I would bend their use for humanitarian efforts to curb climate change and improve the habitability of the planet using their based magics.
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>>27370596
Huh.
I would train mine to shit on my enemies' cars.
Seems kind of petty now.
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>>27364511
shouldn't anon simply be dead at this point? I understand competition eatings are a thing but thats a 5lb steak, + everything else.
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>>27370681
>implying Anon isn't just another fatass neckbeard.
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>>27370681
Nope, though he's going ot have the biggest bowel movement this RV has ever seen
This chick here >>27369536 ate 3 of them in under an hour, plus all the sides.
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>>27370593
Indeed, a thin stallion is a weak stallion.
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>>27370593
>>27371952

Still waiting for a nice slave pone riding story.
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Mr Thread. Here comes your salvation with a discussion.

Is mare for sexual? You talk about riding, whipping but not rape? Weird isn't it?
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>>27372812
All things considered I dont have any sexual attraction to horses but I do like Dominance and submission with horsies. particularly in the way you would normally dominate horses.

Mare is for sexual simply because most people love anon and sticking their dick in stuff.
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>>27372812
Mare is not for sexual.
Mare is for hard work.
Sexual is just a perk.
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>>27372812
mare is for sexual,
stallion for riding and
whipping is for both
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>>27373236
how does one sexual a whip, let alone ride it?
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>>27373273
>not knowing how to sexual a whip
>not knowing how to ride a whip
C'mon Anon. Get serious!
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>>27373881
>using a whip
>not using a flail
How do you expect me to take this seriously?
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>>27373918
>using flail
>not using dick black
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>>27373236
>whipping is for both genres
Fix'd

ALSO: I would sexual a whip but never for riding
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>>27357386
need more of this. also spitfire when.
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>>27373236
Mare is not for sexual
Mare is for driving
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>>27373236
Why can't mare be for riding, Anon?
Mare wants to help you save money on gas.
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>>27375734
I want to ride the two largest mares at the same time
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I honestly like to see more pony slaves being used for a profession, like is cadence was bought by a marriage counselor, or luna a therapist, things like that where their owners use them to enhance their professional lives.
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>>27376564
We don't have many of these past the obvious Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy.
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>>27376700
Bon Bon and Twist as confectioners.
Flower sisters as florists.
Crafty Crate as a mover.
Derpy as a deliverymare.
Apples and Carrot Top as farmers.
Maud as a geologist.

Most ponies have actual jobs they could be doing instead of being sex slaves or brute labor.
Some have even been featured in stories doing the jobs they love.
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>>27377015
Even dash could do work for the national weather services, she may not understand why dropping these doodads into tornadoes and hurricanes is important, but that's not her job anyway.
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>>27377099
No. She works at the come and go.
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>tfw no mare to whip
>tfw no stallion to ride
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>>27377564
>tfw no mare to help at shitty retail job
>tfw no pony to share a beer with
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I live n shit
anyway i decided to do a bit of a time skip. Update tonight
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>>27378776
[insert appropriate word here]
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>>27378776
good to hear. im surprised we dont have more changling stories. a slave thats dependent on her master loving her to live sounds like an easy prompt.
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>>27378870
to be honest I just love the chrysalis angle. with bugmom watching in and being like a covert commander khan sending ling and anon to rescue changelings.
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>>27375734
That rider needs to loosen that strap when they aren't on celestia. it's gonna constrict her.
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what happened to that chrysalis and her stuffed pikachu story?
last time I saw it she awakes after a full day of sleep by anon

dont tell me its dead too
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>>27379413

I won't, then.
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>>27379413
Wait, what Chrysalis with stuffed Pikachu story? Anyone have a pastebin?
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Remember to pick an appropriately sized pony for riding, Anons.
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>>27380989
Should I feel bad that this gave me an erection?
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>>27381204
>silver spoon
>erection
seems perfectly normal to me
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>>27381204
No, but you should feel bad because you will never ride Silver Spoon
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>>27380322
Coming Out of Your Cocoon (Chrysalis): pastebin.com/0X18Gr3R
Anon being a whiteknight treats queen Chrysalis like a pet more than a slave

no new updates from last time I checked
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>yell at the top of my lungs to any people around
"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS WAS IT YOU OR YOU I FUCKING CANT
>i grab flutter shy softly and pick her up with care and start to walk away as i reassure her that she will be safe
>i get to my house get some soup and tea for flutter shy after lying her on the couch
>i give her the soup and tea and ask her who did this to her
>while looking in the cabinets and stuff looking for a first aid kit
>if she replies and dose not know then i tell her to get some rest and call me if she need something
>but if she knows who did it to her then i would ask her if she knows the cell number or the address or license plate or any way of finding them
>if she knows nothing do nothing
>if she knows any of them ill find the person and i will kill them slowly and for a long time then put the body in a fire put the ashes in a box piss in the box then put the ashes in my garden for some reason.

End i know i need help.
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>You are Anon
>Your head is not happy with you
>Nor is the majority of your body
>You drank too much last night
>You have to piss
>But you don't want to turn on a light
>Engage auto-pilot
>You walk straight into a wall
"FUCK!"
>The bathroom's door should be here!
>Wait
>You're not in your old apartment
>You're going to have to get some light to get there
>You approach the switch
>3
>2
>1
>Flick
>The pain is real
>After a few moments your eyes adjust and you manage to keep them open for a bit
>You're in the living room
>You must have fallen asleep on the couch
>Figures
>You go to the bathroom
>After the sweet release of all that fluid from your bladder, you decide that a hangover breakfast is in order
>Moonie will probably need some too
>She seemed pretty hammered in the last few memories you have of the night
>As you begin to prepare your hangover foods you hear someone coming down the stairs
>Cheerilee has arrived looking cheery and well rested
>"Good morning Anon."
>Jesus christ, she's so damn happy
>"How was your night?"
>She's getting a bit too close to your legs for you to be ok with right now
"Don't do this to me."
>"What?"
"I'm hung over. This whole happy cheery morning person thing you've got going,"
>You gesture to all of her
"It's not going to work for me for at least a couple more hours."
>She gives you a look of genuine concern
>"But, Anon."
"What?"
>"I'm not a morning person. I'm a morning pony."
"Out of the kitchen."
>She just laughs and goes into the living room
>Hold up, did she fucking wink over her shoulder at you?
>Fuck it, you're not dealing with this right now
>You wonder if this is how Moondancer feels all the time
>Speak of the nerd horse, and she shall appear
>Moondancer has emerged from her with a look of misery
"I know that feel, friend horse."
>She just grumbles at you and walks over to the counter
"I've got some hangover food almost done."
>"Thanks."
>She walks off
>You plate up the food and set them at the table
"Food's up."
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>>27382600
Fuck I forgot to trip

>Cheerilee practically skips in and takes a seat right next to you
>Moondancer trudges in a few moments later and shoots you an annoyed look
>You ignore it
>If she has a problem she can use her words like a big girl
>"Thank you so much for helping me out, that was the best sleep I've had in MONTHS and..."
>You ignore her and eat your food
>It seems like Moondancer is doing the same
>Good on you Moondancer
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>>27382600
>>You are Anon
>>Your head is not happy with you
>>Nor is the majority of your body
>>You drank too much last night
>>You have to piss

>"Here, Skittles," you whistle, "come on, girl!"
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>>27382619
>After breakfast you shower and take a few more minutes to recover from your hangover before you put your suit and tie on and head back downstairs
>You find Cheerilee sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for something
>She looks up at you
>"What now?"
"I'm going to need way more context for that question before I can even think about the answer to that."
>"About my relocation. What's the next step?"
"Probably some stupid bullshit that Moondancer will end up handling."
>"It's not stupid and you're going to be helping me."
>You and Cheerilee both jump at Moondancer's sudden appearence
>She looks like she's recovered enough to be a bossy grump again
>Wait a minute
"Something just occurred to me."
>Moonie rolls her eyes and Cheerilee just tilts her head
>"Oh boy here we go."
"I own you..."
>Moondancer glares at you... harshly
"And if I own you, that means you don't get to give me orders..."
>She glares harder
"I get to give YOU orders!"
>Glaring intensifies
"Moondancer, fetch me an ice cream sandwich!"
>Is she actually glaring so hard that she's shaking?
>Cool.
>"Anon, I need you to answer this truthfully: Are you retarded?"
"I have my moments."
>"I'm just going to go on with what I was saying now: The next step is to get you over to Red Victor's tabletop games. It's not terribly far from here, but it's in the city, so we'll have to be careful."
>Cheerilee looks a bit nervous
>"When do we leave?"
>"Today, Vic's got his orders coming in today and he's sending out all the online sales after that. You'll be smuggled out that way."
"I'm not leaving without my goddamn ice cream sandwich."
>"Anon, you're being ridiculous."
"What's ridiculous, Moondancer, is how few ice cream sandwiches are in my hands right now."
>"You are acting like a child!"
"And I will continue to do so until my demands are met!"
>"FINE! I'll get you your fucking ice cream sandwich!"
>She storms out of the living room and into the kitchen
"Thanks Moonie, you're the coolest horse!"
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>>27382695
>Her response comes in the form of high speed frozen confections
"Goddamn it! My suit!"
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>>27382698
>You are Moonancer
>You are currently in the car with your idiotic owner after his stupid ice cream tantrum
>It's like he's all of the worst parts of Incog, with none of the redeeming qualities
>He spent 15 minutes spazzing out about his suit that he wears every day
>Or does he own one for every day?
>It doesn't matter, he's still an idiot
>Now he's actively pouting as he drives you and Cheerilee over to the next stop on her road to freedom
>By actively pouting, you mean it
>He seems to be putting effort into the pout
>Sweet Celestia, what is wrong with him?
"Are you just going to pout like that all day?"
>"Oh, I'm sorry I'm not a cold, emotionless ruiner of things like a certain PONY I know who had definitely lost the title of coolest horse to Cheerilee!"
>Cheerilee pokes her head forward from the front seat.
>"Oh, Anon, you're so swee-"
>"Shut up Cheerilee, the grown ups are talking!"
>"Aww."
"Anon, what the actual hell is wrong with you?"
>"Nothing, Moondancer, I'm fine!"
"You're clearly not fi-woah!"
>You suddenly shift as the car suddenly changes direction and enters the parking lot near Red Vic's Tabletop Games
>At least you get to say hi to Victor
>With any luck he'll know how to get Anon to calm the fuck down
>Anon unbuckles and starts to get out of the car
>You turn back to Cheerilee, and notice that she's still staring at Anon
"Are you coming?"
>"What, yeah, yeah, I'm coming"
>With that, the three of you head into the shop
>This can only go well
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>>27382702
Woo! We're actually making progress into the plot of the story! Things might actually start happening fairly soon. Sorry about the wait, there is an actual plot coming soon, I just can't rush it out.
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>>27382716
Cheerilee wants the Anon D, doesn't she?
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>>27373236
Straight Anon here, and I'm pretty sure cuddling one's stallion would be a delightful experience.
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>>27382765
After a nice, hard, sweaty ride, right Anon?
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>>27382749
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not currently typing another update right now that may or may not answer your question. Shut up.
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>>27382784
It's a shame Anon didn't wake up to find Cheerilee's muzzle wrapped firmly around his cock.
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>>27382777
>You will never ride a stallion.
>You will never push him to his limits
>You will never feel his exhausted, sweaty body between your legs as the two of you return back home at a calm, relaxed pace after hours of hard riding.
>You will never hear his heavy panting from giving his all to please you.
>You will never pat the base of his neck in recognition of his efforts.
>You will never tell him he did a good job and that he's a good pony.
>You will never snuggle up to his warm body during the cold night hours as the two of you have a well-deserved rest.

Also, dem trips
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>>27382905
>>You will never ride a stallion.
Actually, I have ridden stallions.
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>>27382765
>>27382777
>>27382905
>>27382920
Have you guys read somewritefag's "Captain Anon" story? It has some pretty good Shining/Anon riding scenes with them bonding over the experience.
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>>27383034
DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT STORY YOU FUCKING CUNT
or did he continue it?
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>>27383047
It was never finished, sadly. I really liked the Anon/Shining dynamic in it though. Mainly because Shining is my horsebando, I guess.
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>>27383072
just let the history of it die, anon. that loss was painful.
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>>27383076
At least the writefag is alive and not dead-dead as so many thought. Maybe he'll come back to us some day and continue the story.
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>>27382784
Waiting patiently for hard core CheerAnon smut with dick in hand.
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>>27383086
I'll spam his ass the next time i see him. maybe bribe him with a pizza
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>>27382890
>>27383096
You never know what the future holds in it's warm horse mouth.
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>>27383135
is it piss?
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>>27347947
>4chan - FAQ
Rape
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>>27382905
>stallion collapses into a heap next to his fellow slave pone with a frustrated sigh
>"Rough day?"
>"Yeah, Master just wouldn't get off my back all damn day."
>"Really? What was he nagging you about?"
>"No, you don't understand, he literally rode on my back all day long."
>"Oh. Ouch, man."
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>>27383097
You know him outside of 4chan, Anon?
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>>27383322
Nah, I'm not so fortunate. Was talking about on the chans.
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>>27382695
>"And if I own you, that means you don't get to give me orders..."

>"Moondancer, fetch me an ice cream sandwich!"


My sides

This is comedy 100% gold!!!
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>>27382716
Good work C:OPFAG, really enjoy this "Dinamic Duo" of Anon and Moony, hope for futures updates
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>>27383370
Working on updates right now. Will be up at some point. Finals week is now for me, but fuck that.
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>>27382600
>I'm a morning pony
God damn it teacher horse.

i'm still hoping for adequate justification for brutal killing of best blue horse ever.
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>>27342261
>Be on your back.
>Been that way for a while, but doc got you onto an exam table.
>Bit more comfortable. Just a bit.
>Right now, he’s standin’ over you.
>That alone is enough to make you mighty uncomfortable an’ brings back some unpleasant memories, but he’s also probin’ your gut with his hands. Guy’s doin’ his best to be gentle, but it still hurts.
>Not enough for you to squeal or nothin’, but enough he notices.
>”Sorry, I’ll try to be –“
“Doin’ fine, doc. I’ll handle the pain an’ you focus on gettin’ me fixe up. Deal?”
>Just saying that much leaves you out of breath.
>The doc looks you over – an’ don’t seem to happy about it – but he nods after a bit.
>“Deal.”
“Good.”
>”I’ve got some questions, though,” he sighs. “Like how did this happen?”
“Ain’t important.”
>You don’t blame the mare none.
>”Lauren, don’t do this.”
>She was just reactin’. You shoulda known better.
“Like I said –“
>”Looks like a pony kicked you, Lauren. This can be serious.”
>You shake your head.
“I’m sure you’ll fix me up fine.”
>”That’s not what I meant.”
“I know, but that’s all I got to say on the matter.”
>Doc sighs and pulls off his gloves.
>”I’m not joking around, Lauren. If a pony attacked you –“
“Weren’t nothin’ to worry ‘bout. Just a bit of horseplay.”
>You laugh at your own lil’ pun, but the doc frowns.
>He throws his gloves at the trash can an’ sits down on his stool, puttin’ his head ‘bout even with yours.
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>>27383402
I think if I were in Anon's position I would seriously abuse my position. You wanna make it to the next stop on underground pone railroad? You gotta make me cum first. No exceptions. Moonhorse can get as mad as she wants, who's she gonna get to drive the car if I don't cooperate?
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>>27383526
>”Lauren, I’m not joking. I know it was a pony. I know they kicked you with all their strength. I know that if they hadn’t been taking their suppressants, you would be dead right now.”
“But –“
>But she ain’t takin’ her pills.
>If she weren’t holdin’ back, then…

>Be patient.
>”Wait, so what does *that* do?”
>You don’t know how that woman made it all the way here without strangling that colt.
>”Mica,” his sister whines, “she already told us.”
>”Yeah, but I forgot and –“
“But you’re not the one that needs to know, are you?”
>”No, Miss Nurse Redheart,” he sighs, shuffling back to the corner.
“Nurse Redheart is sufficient.”
>”Yes, Nurse Redheart.”
“Now, Hematite –“
>You gesture for the filly to come closer.
“I want you to bandage this up, just like I did with the other injury. Think you can do that?”
>”The one on her shoulder?”
“No, this one.”
>You point towards the shallow scrape on Derpy’s foreleg.
>”But what about the one on her shoulder?”
“We should leave that one open. It’s not near the ground, so it shouldn’t get dirty. If we don’t bandage it, the wound will scab up and heal faster.”
>”Oh,” the filly grunts, looking unconvinced. You don’t blame her; it’s counter-intuitive and you have the medical experience she lacks.
“Believe me, it’s better that way.”
>”Won’t it bleed?”
“No, look at it. It’s already stopped bleeding.”
>”Oh.”
“We still need to clean it, the same way we did with the others, but that’s all.”
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>>27383529
You're a terrible person.
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>>27383557
I dunno, I think sucking my dick or riding me cowpony style is a small price to pay for freedom from lifelong servitude.
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>>27383553
>”Um, okay,” the filly responds nervously. “I guess I’ll give this a shot then. Miss Derpy, you really don’t mind if –“
>”Of course not.”
>The pegasus smiles wide, one of her near-perpetual idiot grins.
>The little filly begins to wrap the wound with gauze, but stops when you shake your head.
>”I’m doing something wrong?”
“You forgot to put on the antibiotic ointment.”
>”The… oh!”
>She grabs the tube from the tray with her mouth and squirts a dab onto the scrape.
>”That’s cold,” Derpy giggles, squeezing her eyes shut.

end for tonight
Forgot to tag the POV. Whoops. First section is Lauren, second is Redheart. If you've gotten to here, you've probably already figured that out on your own.
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>>27383489
She was already dead inside.
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Short update tonight for a long update tomorrow
Continued from >>27364511
>You are sitting in the front seat
>You are on your way out of Texas, heading for.. Wherever it is Anon demands to go
>Albuquerque you believe was the name
>Of course it only takes a few hours to get there and you see Anon practically bouncing in his seat
>You look at him confused
>He shoots you a huge, gitty grin
>“I’ve been wanting to do this ever since I was 5”
>Wat
“Wat”
>“I need a Carrot we’re getting close”
“Uh, I think we have some in the cooler for me”
>He grins as you pull him out a fairly small Carrot for him
>About the size of a Churchill cigar
“Sooooo WHY do you need a Carrot”
>“You’ll see”
>The two of you drive in complete silence for nearly 20 minutes before Anon heads up I-25
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>>27383928
>You look at the map
“We’re leaving whats..”
>Anon holds back a snicker
>He veers right
>You sit in silence watching the map, then back to the road for several minutes
>You check the map confused
“Anon you were suppose to turn le-”
>He pulls over taking the map from you
>And puts the carrot in his mouth, green facing out
>“WELLL LING, EHHHH LOOKS LIKE I SHOULDA MADE THAT LEFT TURN BACK AT ALBAQUERQUE”
>You stare at him
“You didn’t”
>He gives you the biggest grin
>You groan and firmly plant your foot to your face
“Chrystalis damn you”
>“EHHH WHATS UP DOC, YOU FEELIN UPSET?”
“Uuuugh”
>>“I don’t understand”
“All the better my Queen”
>Anon finished off half the carrot and gives the rest to you as a peace offering
>You’ve never seen anyone make such a terrible joke but been so excited for it in your life
>Except maybe Chang
>But that’s only if she’s drunk
>Some things just need to be forgotten
>You shake your head and lean into the window as Anon drives
>You see the windows in the back pop open then hear a faint scream
>Someone forgot to tighten down anything that could fly away in the wind
>Makes you chuckle to yourself
>Only…
>You peek at the clock
>5 hours left
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>>27383938
Glorious 10/10 would road trip with Anon again.
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Just a quick status update.

Trainer is still being worked on but life hit me with some heavy road blocks the last week or two and it really hurt my momentum. Since then it's been hard getting it back strangely, and I'm terrible about getting distracted, but it's still something I adamantly want to finish. I may or may not poke at ideas that people keep talking about here to get my muse back.
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>>27383591
Yes, more DiaD! Doc needs to mind his own.
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>>27383553
the doctor says
>well you were pregnant
lauren thinks
>phew doglegged a bullet there.
and tries to act sad
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>>27384572
>dodged to doglegged
thanks spell check
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The revolution begins.
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>>27385243
That transparency is really fucking annoying.
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Daily reminder that mare is for whipping and stallion is for riding.
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catbird bump cuz i'm not ready to give up hope
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>>27384053
Take your time, but please don't drop it all together. Trainer Anon is my favorite green at the moment.
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>>27384572
Who would the father even be? It's not Anon and hopefully not her father.
Maybe she wasn't joking about being strapped to a breeding stand and fucked by a stallion.
That would mean there's hope for Applebloom.
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>>27383529
I do not think you understand this Anon, he is aware of the importance of the operation of Monny and how well you can do, his carefree attitude is a way to ease the stress suffered by the pony whenever helps a pony, what otherwise even help her, just impassive would remain until the police discovered it and then he would blame Moondancer under the excuse that she use her magic to manipulate him
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>>27386100
I would still use it as an opportunity to get some free pony pussy or blowjobs.
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>>27383591
Good green TTGAN, short, but is someone.
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>>27386111
>I would still use it as an opportunity to get some free pony pussy or blowjobs.

Anon continues to help Moondancer to release captives ponies and let them refuge in his home before being sent to a safe place.

Most of the ponies are mares.

Anon creates a harem of mares that will do anything to regain their freedom.

WHATEVER

Everything goes according to plan.
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>>27383938
>Pic related

To .. help you in your creative process and literary inspiration
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>>27383489
Have you ever seen or read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? If not, go watch that movie and then you'll see what my justification is.
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Is johncolt kill? I want cute flutter green
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Skittles when?
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>>27385257
You can't tell me what to do, mare likes being for riding
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>>27386208
I DO have a plan for Ling to become a nurse in the near future. It may piss off a lot of people the reason she does it, but it is important for her to establish what her spot in the changeling hive is now that shes stuck on earth. (or rather doesnt want to leave)
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>>27386936
I prefer them to be just a touch smaller than this, so celestia and luna are big but not retarded big
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>>27387246
>stuck on earth
Goddammit, does Ling get stuck on another dildo?
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>>27387297
She gets stuck on a stone golem.
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>>27387246
Well for you Fireking, i knew to Ling could not leave the seductive charms of Earth and the human society.

>>27387297
see image
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>>27385695
Never give up!
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ejem!...
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page 9
nope
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>>27347947

Stupid question, but relevant to what I am writing now: How do we think the races in Equestria would do burials? Is it just the typical bury-in-hole thing?
> Do unicorns stonify their dead for eternal preservation?
> Do griffons do viking-style pyres or sky burial?
> What about Pegasi?
> Earth ponies planting groves on top of their graveyards, so the dead can always return to the cycle of life?
> Would changelings repurpose their dead into new hive structures?
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Fun fact: a saddle horn up the butt when your horse/pone starts bucking will fucking ruin your day very quickly.
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>>27388802
>Be dead changeling
>Fought to the death for victory.
>Killed countless enemies for the Queen.
>Fought harder than all others.
>Expect a decent burial.
>Get molded into toilet at the hive's new latrine.
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>>27388802
Changeling would rather repurpose molten chitin.
They burn their corpses.
Nobody saw them alive, nobody will see their dead body. Hidden even in death.
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>>27388994
That sounds like it would do a lot of damage, Anon.
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>>27388802
>Stupid question, but relevant to what I am writing now: How do we think the races in Equestria would do burials? Is it just the typical bury-in-hole thing?

This is one of the taboo topics of what I think will never be given an official version.

If we rely on the Nigthmare Nigth we must assume that the ponies generally perform a funeral process similar to ours, bury their dead in tombs, in the case of pegasus in the clouds for the Griffons the process should be similar though not improbable bury the dead with all their possessions as they did the Scythians, in the case of Changelings should be something more sinister and yet functional, the dead are used as food and raw materials to build their hives
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>>27384053
Is Moon Dust the kind of mare to have two eyeshines like normal, three like an innocent little filly, or dead eyes with one or no shine?
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>>27389505
Four
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>>27387297
>>27387355
>>27387371
Either she gets stuck or doesn't want to leave
WHichever it is, dildos will be involved
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>>27389505
Uh, normal eyeshine, I suppose.
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>>27389573
. . . . why not both?
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>>27389573
Surprisingly, Equestria has a shortage of high-quality horse dildos.
They've got some nice duck ones, but that doesn't make up for it.
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>>27388802
based on my twilight can't be this changeling fimfics, Unicorns pyre, earth ponies bury their dead. I forget what pegusi do. but unicorns being magic based feel connection to fire the way other ponies feel connection to earth or air, hence the pyre based ceremony.

In changeling fics the memories but not mind where stored in the hive mind library. I dont know what they do with the body. I think given their fey like nature though, something like a barrow room in the hive that functions like the burial places of the old faith would be apt. they where made to be visited often coked up out of your mind to visit your ancestors, and had a brutal but beautiful simplicity to them, which would match the changelings ways.
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>>27389044
muh sides
>You served the high well captain
>You shall be the queens new toilet
>Code name: SKittles
>>27389586
>Why not both
Because spoilers
>>27389083
THERES LAYERS OF CHITIN AND CHANGELINGS
JUST SMALLER CHANGELINGS STACKED ON TOP OF LARGER ONES
ITS LING ALL THE WAY DOWN
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>You come home from a long and tiring day at the office only to see this...
>Your mint-green slave is lying in your bed
>her right frontleg disappaers between her thights into a pair of your boxers she is wearing
>her snout is burried deep into your pillow, as if she would need it to breathe
"Yep, thats a whipping."

Demonponeslave when
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>>27390157
THAT'S NOT MINT-GREEN
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This section took a few rewrites. Picking up from the pastebin:

> Despite her strong starting position, Giselle banks back hard once you begin to climb after her.
> The night is a clear one, unfortunately leaving little in the way of clouds to rest on.
> Instead you allow your wings to settle into a slower, steady beat between periods of gliding - seeking out the rising thermals from the day's residual warmth, small as it may have been.
> Giselle does the same, and soon the two of you are drifting side by side.
> "Feels strange, doing this again..."
"What, flying free over familiar land?"
> "No - flying free next to a pony."
> Rolling lazily, she flips just beneath you and rises up again on your other side.
> "Can't begin to tell you how good it feels to be able to just fly, and not have to worry about who might attack who..."
"Don't have to tell me. Sometimes I think there was a third sickness that came after the other two - insanity."
> Giselle barks a short, sharp laugh and nods.
> "I miss when we were just athletes, Spitfire. Flying for the prize, the crowds, the pride..."
> Her eye is on you, so instead of answer you simply nod.
> "Always figured it would end some day - somegriffon would catch my eye, and then I'd be down with a bunch of bloody kits crawling all over me before I knew it..."
> You snort and shake your head.
"I think I'd go mad if I got dragged out of the sky without warning like that."
> "What, you never thought about having a child?"
> That your cheeks' coloring cannot be seen in the moon's pale glow is something you are thankful for.
"I... thought about it. But I had my team to look after too - how's the joke go, married to your job? I was married to the Wonderbolts, at least until I got too old for my own records."
> You'd done more than thought about it, of course.
> More than once your thoughts had lingered on how pleasant it would be to retire, settle down with him, let your wings rest while seeing your own foals grow...
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>>27390488

> But looming over all of that was the knowledge that there was only so long before you'd have to let go of the captain's badge anyhow.
> Wouldn't have been too many years more anyhow, if not for all of this.
> Sighing gently, you shake your head.
"Can't say I've thought of it recently. First with everything falling apart, and then after I was captured... having foals only to see them passed off into slavery wasn't something I could stomach.
> "Maybe... I guess because I didn't have as raw a deal in the first place, I never stopped thinking about it."
> Rolling hard, Giselle turns about to face east towards the rising moon - towards the griffon lands.
> "Never gave up thinking about the future. About life after slavery."
> There's a moment of silence, as the two of you drift together.
"...you're thinking about leaving, huh?"
> "I could put those feelings aside for a long time because I always knew it could be worse, but now that I'm here."
"Why not go, then?"
> Giselle sighs, rolling into a sharp dive.
> She easily outpaces you - griffons were always better in a dive - but snaps her wings out bare feet above the treetops, bleeding speed to allow herself to come to a halt on a branch.
> Moments later you touch down in another one nearby, folding your wings as well.
> "Because... as strong as that pull is, I'm not under any illusions about how rough it's going to be. We've lead rough lives - kin looks after kin."
> You nod understandingly.
"It's not the work you're afraid of."
> Clicking her beak in wordless agreement, Giselle goes on:
> "I don't want to leave my kin forever... but the part of me that wants that fantasy-future also sometimes says that I shouldn't give up what I have for something like that, even so."
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>>27390499

> The image of Fire Streak, caught in his perfect little trap of a world performing for nothing comes to mind, and you shake your head.
"I still would. Never got ahead by risking nothing, Giselle - on the racetrack or in life."
> Her head, mottled by moonlight filtering in through branches still bare from winter and glinting off her golden eyes, snaps around to look at you again.
> "It's not the risk I'm afraid of. It's - what if we've turned to fighting each other as well? What if I get caught in it, becoming part of the problem myself?
> Giselle's claws tighten on the branch until you hear the wood cracking beneath them.
> "I'm afraid I'll get back home to find there's nothing worth rebuilding, that I'd just turn into a bitter old hen fighting because that's all I've known for too long."
> Reaching up to her neck, she carefully removes the band of fabric that served as a collar around her neck and stares at it.
> "Less scared of this thing on me than of being a slave to what's inside of me."
"Like I was?"
> "Heh. But at the same time... home."
> The word is spoken with such a degree of reverence, such a desire, that you're honestly surprised.
> This was a side of Giselle you certainly hadn't seen before.
"I won't stop you. Celestia knows, I get how you feel. I'll miss having someone around who I can really talk too, though."
> Even now, the words feel strange coming off your lips.
> "Aww, come on. You can always talk to Anonymous, in between kisses."
> Laughing as she ducks the sweep of your wing aiming for her head, Giselle leaps from her branch to another out of easy wing-range.
> "But I know what you mean too."
"So, you are going to be going, then?"
> "I..."
"At least - at least ride with us back to the mainland or something. Then you can fly yourself up over the land bridge back to the griffon lands, or find a place on a ship."
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>>27390513

> "Avoid flying back home over all that water alone. Yeah, that makes sense. If we'd run in to any of my kin out here, I'd go with them. But..."
"...not a sign, and all we know of for certain is a city full of hostile pointy-heads."
> "Exactly."
"Well, I'll be glad to have you along for that much longer. Besides, we haven't had a proper race yet, for old times' sake."
> "I know. Probably not a good idea to be doing it here, either."
> That, unfortunately, you can't disagree with.
"Probably shouldn't even have been flying that high for that long in the first place"
> "Yeah. True enough."
> Standing carefully-balanced on the branch, you spread your wings.
> Returning to the dead little village is a painful return to reality, coasting through the empty streets back towards the dock.
> But soon forgotten as you go crawl into the aircraft and back to your bed, wishing a murmured goodnight to Giselle and glancing to the snoring Anonymous.
> It's the first chance to really rest you've had in nights - others either being interrupted by work, chill, or griffon intruders - and you're out in an instant even before you have a chance to properly preen.

--------

> "Spitfire. Wake up - Spitfire!"
> You're rolling out of bed in an instant, shaken awake by both the urgent tone and the hand roughly shaking your wing.
"I'm up, I'm up!"
> "Get up to the cockpit and check our electrical system. If it's weak, give us a shot with the APU. Get us ready for takeoff ASAP."
> Blinking owlishly, several things come into focus for your waking mind.
> One, it's barely past dawn despite your desire to rest up.
> Two, Anonymous' tone is not just worried but practically frantic.
> Three, while he is not yet dressed his gun is clutched in his other hand.
> That's enough to dump a load of adrenaline into your system, coat standing on end as you shake off the last vestiges of sleep.
"Understood. You want me to untie us from the dock as well?"
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>>27390524

> "No - stay inside! In fact, keep your head down in general, I don't know who they are."
> Scrambling forward, you slip into the cockpit where a half-awake Giselle is also stirring.
> "Spitfie? Whaizzit?"
"I don't know. Someone outsie."
> Snapping familiar switches on and peering at the resulting dials, you call back:
"We're good, Anonymous! Amps and volts are both high!"
> There's no immediate response, so instead you dig out the binoculars kept in the cockpit and drag the case out between your teeth.
> Carefully balancing them between your hooves, you raise the eyepieces to the window and scan the treeline - nearly dropping them in surprise when the first movement is spotted.
"Those are griffons!"
> "What?!"
> Beside you, Giselle suddenly bursts into a flurry of motion as she scrambles awake as well - grabbing the second pair of binoculars stowed by her seat and bringing them up to her eyes.
"There. Uh, just below that white house on the left. They're looking out from the second floor, see?"
> "I - yeah, I see."
> Anonymous bursts back into the cabin, still only dressed in his sleepwear and quie frantic-looking.
> "...can't believe I didn't think to set a watch. Hydraulics are good, but if they don't let us take off we're in trouble."
> "Those are griffons alright."
> Giselle's voice cuts Anonymous off; he backs up almost instinctively as she struggles out of her seat.
> He nods, glancing over to her.
> "You said you could talk them down if we crossed paths. Time to prove it."
> "Don't worry!"
> She's practically galloping - if Griffons could gallop, anyhow - down to one of the rear hatches, exuberance radiating from her.
> Anonymous had follows her out of the cockpit with you close on his heels as well, long gun still in his hands.
> "You better be certain about this, Giselle."
> "I am. I'll be fine."
> "Giselle."
> At the last moment, he reaches out and grabs her tail.
> "Be. Careful."
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>>27390537

> The griffoness' head snaps around, but her expression softens when she sees the look on his face.
> "...I will. Honestly."
> Anonymous nods, releasing his grip and letting her unlatch the door.
> As she climbs through, he looks down and murmurs to you:
> "Think she can really do it?"
"I don't know. Griffons have a sort of constant social hierarchy thing going on - if she can establish that she is superior to them, or at least operating on behalf of a superior, she's fine."
> "And if she can't?"
"Then we hope she can offer them something to give us passage."
> Outside Giselle is announcing herself, having climbed up on top of the cabin and calling out her name and home.
> Your eyes drift down to the gun still clutched protectively.
"How experienced are you with that thing??"
> "I can usre it, sure..."
"Not sounding certain there."
> "...I don't know, alright?! I bought it for dealing with fucking animals, Spitfire. Not... you know, thinking things."
> A sigh rushes out of you as you nod.
> You were so used to thinking of him as your superior that sometimes you forgot he headn't fought before.
"Well, if everythig goes tails-up here, we may have to trade it out for safe passage."
> "That's six kinds of illegal and expensive to boot."
"Your life or your gun. You choose, bucko."
> Taking a careful look out one window, you see that several of the griffons have emerged to cautiously approach, one calling out a counter-challenge to Giselle's announcement.
> They're armored, but not heavily nor well and few carry actual weapons.
> Not actual soldiers, then - at least not duty.
> Abruptly the plane shifts as Giselle leaps from it, gliding down to greet the griffoness who'd challenged her.
> Meeting beak-to-beak with her, they pause - eyes closed - for a moment before resuming talking inaudibly.
> They've taken to the air again and are circling the plane slowly, Giselle obviously discussing how she'd gotten here.
> But...
"Anonymous?"
> "Yeah?"
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>>27390546

"Go up front and start getting the engines up."
> "Huh?"
"I'm not liking this. Something's wrong - those two..."
> You motion to Giselle and the griffoness she flies beside.
"Those two are fine, but the others are still circling. I've seen this before - be ready to take us off."
> He turns for the cockpit without another word, and you return to sneaking a careful look out one of the windows.
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>>27390563
why is everything always fucked?
can't we have nice times again?
I miss the nice times.
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>>27391150
>nice times
>ever
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>>27391582
Yeah, pastel ponies are a serious subject matter worth of only the bleakest plots and most hopeless settings.
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>>27391150
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>>27391150
Have you perhaps forgotten what thread we are in?
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>>27391582
>>27391814
>>27391858
>>27392472
Silly people. We have to have hope before it can be taken away.
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OK, two undeleted threads in a row
can we assume that slaveponies threads are safe now?
do we need to keep the title 'Subjugation' from now on?
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>>27386389
I understand. Still hurts though.
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>>27393042

>Hey, we have a different title that isn't getting deleted?
>We should totally go back to the thread title that DOES get deleted!
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>>27393329
agree
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>Want pony slave/pet
>Can't help but be a white knight at the first sign of tears.
Send help.
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>>27389590
>High quality duck dildo
I'm both terrified and intrigued
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>>27389590
As someone with a strangely large knowledge of duck genitalia, I must ask: how the fuck does that work?
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>>27389590
>Those aren't duck dildos Anon, you idiot!
>Those are tangled Slinkys!
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>>27393498
That's what this whole thread was originally built around anon.

lots of good green like that in op.
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>>27393503
this
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>>27393682
If you can actually figure out how to make this work, I would appreciate it if you could actually put it in the story.

If, for some reason, you don't already know what makes a duck penis so special, read this at least: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_duck
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>>27393711
I think you'll like this update then
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CONTINUED FROM: http://pastebin.com/BHjCS9zu
>You stand on top of the RV
>Hooves firmly planted
>Anon takes it slow, driving his truck and the trailer up the dirt road
>Nearly vertical up the mountain
“How high are we!”
>You yell just as your ears pop
>Fug
>You sigh and look around
>The air feels.. cleaner.. Here
>Even more so than when you went to the mountains with just Anon
>Your horn feels.. lighter
>A sure sign of magic in the area
>It excites you, makes you feel better, as if more ready for the day than usual
>And no need for a disguise here
>“We’re…uh.. “
>Anon pulls out something and holds it out the window
>“ 10000 feet up. And rising”
>Oh boy
>You hear the noise of a pony puking
>OH BOY
>ITS GONNA BE A FUN TRIP
>You all reach the end of a road and Anon backs out
>He gets the RV turned around, with your help, the trailer is backed up under the trees and leaves his truck facing the road
>from the road angle it pretty much blocks the RV from sight to
>Anon waves you off from the top of the trailer
>“Alright Ling, check on everyone and help me set up”
>You salute and hope down
>You find Cadence gripping the side of the toilet with a groan
>You laugh
“Altitude sickness?”
>“N..no”
>She groans loudly
>You roll your eyes
“Well unless you and sunburst hav-”
>>“LING ATTENTION”
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>>27393760
>You eep and stand at attention
>Then remember she isn’t actually there, just in your head from Equestria
“Yes my queen?”
>>“A near by Changeling says she saw Twilight Sparkle. Keep an eye out. I’ve also heard some rumors of our sisters working in some kind of warehouse. I havnt found any confirmation of this though. They must be on their suppressants”
“I see..”
>>“If you come across these. Well, you know what to do”
>Anon calls your name
“Yes my queen”
>You hop down off the trailer and go to help set up camp for the night
>Anon sits out the M1 Garand and 10 gauge shotgun
>You havnt seen those for a while
“What’re you going to do with those?”
>You sit a few camping chairs up and use your magic to float wood from the near by tree line over
>“Well, shoot em, I suppose. We’re on a hill, so I figured if I set up right I’ll get it to shoot into the side of the mountain”
>Not what you wanted to know
“What are you going to USE them on?”
>“Nothing”
“Nothing?”
>Anon turns to you and nods, holding one of the guns on his shoulder
>“Just shooting in that direction, Might set up some cans or bottles. “
“Oh..”
>You look at him, then nod
>Getting everything set up takes a while, but ti does eventually get done
>You promptly sit down on the ground and roll over\
>Chang and Sunburst walk up to you, sitting on either side
>Cadence looks around, as if sensing something
>You curiously watch
>She tries to cast some kind of spell
>It fizzles out, making her wince
>She moves over towards where Anon is building a fire pit
>“There you are” she whispers
>You blink confused
“What is it?”
>She turns to you
>“Magic. Not a lot, but a definite leak. We’ll be able to send them back here”
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>>27393776
>SUnburst and Chang look to her
>She starts grinning
>“Its exactly as it sounds, sending you back to equestria”
>Their eyes go wide, almost in synch
>Chang claps her hooves together
>“Oh boy! That means I get to go home!”
>Several groans of displeasure follow in your head
>You smirk
>Sunburst smiles at you
>“That’s means..I get to see Starlight again.. I hope she’s okay”
>Cadence looks to them understanding “it will take some time”
>Anon turns to them “Its okay, take as long as you need”
>Cadence goes back inside the RV to start working out.. Something
>You, Sunburst and Chang watch as Anon cleans the guns
>Chang gets to setting up a fire
>This makes you nervous
>She piles up a lot of wood
“Uh, Chang, maybe you should..”
>“NO WAY LING I GOT THIS”
>She didn’t even hear what you were going to recommend though
>Doesn’t matter
>Chang piles on the wood and hurries over to Anons pack
>Before you can stop her, she puts a hole in the small bottle of lighter fluid and tosses it into the fire pit
>Oh god
“ANON, CHANG WAI-”
>WOOOSH
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>>27393785
>A large plume of fire shoots straight up
>Chang screams and falls back
>You smell burnt hair
>Anon is standing there with wide eyes
>He looks at you
>Then at Chang
>Then to Sunburst
>Who is missing his eye brows
>You start laughing
>Anon starts laughing
>Chang is already laughing
>The fire is crackling, loudly
>Cadence bursts out of the RV
>“WHAT HAPPENED I HEARD A NOISE”
>SHe sees all of you laughing
>And Sunburst
>She slowly backs into the door and closes it
>When the evening rolls around, its still light out, but the sun is going down
>Anon has been trying to convince everyone to shoot, but Only yourself and Chang agree to it
>Not surprised really
>Blam blam!
>You chuckle, holding the shotgun in your magic
>The kick is surprisingly hard to control, but can be done
>Shooting like this gives you a more confident feeling, and is MUCH MUCH better than your…rampage.. From before
>Chang waits her turn, watching you and Anon shoot off the cans from a log
>Anon gets almost every shot!
>Blam!
>You miss
>And blow a hole in a tree
>Again
>Damn
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>>27393792
>A few shots later, Anon leans down to chang
>“Now, Chang, there are 4 basic rules to gun safety, okay?”
>She nods looking at the old rifle in his hands
>“First, This gun is LOADED. ALL THE TIME”
>He points in the chamber
>“But, theres nothing in it…” CHang replies
>He shakes his head
>“Doesn’t matter. ALWAYS treat it loaded. Rule 2. Don’t point this at anything you don’t wanna blow away”
>She looks at him, then towards the end
>“This thing slings lead at high enough speeds to tear a hole straight through you. Don’t fuck around with it”
>Chang nods some
>“Next, Finger”
>He looks at Changs hooves
>“Er, magic, off the trigger. The trigger is pulled, It goes boom, a misfire means it shoots when you don’t mean it to, in humans, we get itchy fingers and accidentally shoot. Gets people killed”
>Chang nods her head “Anything else”
>Well, I’d say keep control of your weapon, but that’s sort of all of them tied together..”
>Chang nods some
>You’re very nervous
>But.. If anon believes she can handle It..
>He carefully holds the gun out, Chang pulls it up in her magic
>So far so good
>Anon shows her how its loaded while its in her magic
>Then lets her take control again
>She turns and aims down range, Anon stands near her, just out of range of her magical field
>“Deep breath, squeeze the trigger…however you do it”
>You see the magic form on the trigger
>And yank the fuck out of it
>The bullet flies off into somewhere
>Anon chuckles and pats her head
>“That’s okay, Again”
>She fires
>This time, it misses, but you actually see where it goes!
>Good start!
>She fires a few more times ,getting better
>Annnnd..
>PING
>Unf
>dat ping
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>>27393805
>Chang gasps jumping back, she swings the gun around in front of her so the side is facing her “Agh did I break it! Sorry!”
>Anon gasps grabbing for the gun
>Too slow, you surround it in your own magical field and point it away from your head
“Not okay Chang”
>You glare
>Chang just smiles sheepishly at you
>Anon snatches the gun away
>“We’re practicing the rest unloaded till we don’t get any more of these mistakes”
“Hardass”
>He glares at you
>You whistle innocently
>For the most part, the next hour or three is nothing but talking back and forth, as well as a little drinking
>Anon didn’t bring much though
>Disappointing really
>You all sit around the camp fire in silence as Cadence stands near by working out something in the grass, marking exact positions, but also seems nervous
>You can understand why however
>Its not every day you send 2 beings through an interdemensional portal
>Eventually, however, everyone is more relaxed
>Chrysalis has started getting some changelings ready
>But, with a pony coming through
>She’s decided to Contact the princesses
>There was,,, obviously.. resistance, but after showing off the other changeling, with the missing tail, and clear signs of having been on Earth
>The two got excited
>Luna and Celestia both wanted to come, but there was just no way
>Its almost night, meaning Luna has court, so she decides its her turn to go
>According to Chrysalis, Celestia told her she was just putting off her duties
>Luna had stuck her tongue out and left with a small 10 pony regiment of guards
>Arriving at the old castle, of course, Lunas guard were out numbered
>By around 400 or so
>Silly ponies
>The first look at Cadence through a proper portal, Sunburst, the dang crystalling pony! And a well known changeling. Big deal.
>Given that the changeling isn’t famous for good reasons..
>But still
>You stand back
>Anon stands back behind cover
>Sunburst and Chang get ready
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>>27393809
>Cadence drops her belt and cover extending her wings as she focuses the spell on the highest energy area she could find
>She gulps
>You gulp
>Sunburst gulps
>Anon gulps
>Chang gulps the last of her beer then crushes the can
>You see her run to the RV
>Probably getting something she forgot
>Cadence focuses on the spell
>The rift opens
>A spark of green ignites a fire from the other side, which merges with the pink lightening on this side
>The spell forms together to create a green and pink ring, on the other side showing the old Everfree forest
>You stare through it
>On the other side are 5 of Lunas guards being cautious as they peer through
>They gasp out loud “Its her my Princess!” One yells
>Luna rushes over
>She peers through the portal
>You see, for the first time, the pony princess
>One of her wings has a scar down its length
>Her cutie mark has a bullet wound
>She has a bald spot on her once flowing mane
>Only humans could do this kind of irreparable damage
>Luna waves at you “You must be ling”
>You blush and look away
“I am”
>“I am Princess Lu-”
>“CAN WE HURRY IT UP HERE”
>Cadence struggles to hold the portal open
>Chrysalis seems to be having less trouble, but isn’t fairing much better at all
>You gasp
>Chrysalis
>In the flesh
>2 feet away at most
>You want to run through and hug your queen
>But you know you may fuck it all up
>She looks.. Much better than the Princess, as she molted off the damaged chitin when she was injured
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>>27393815

>Luna waves sunburst through, who quickly follows orders
>He looks back at You and Cadence and waves happily “I’ll miss you”
>Then winks at Anon
>He shutters and looks away
>Chang beams brightly, standing half way through the portal “See ya sis! By Princess!”
>“GO” Princess Cadence cries out
>She gasps and hops through
>Wait
“HEY CHANG GET BACK HERE WITH MY-”
>You’re cut off
>The portal makes a strange reversal noise then slams shut at high speeds, letting off a sound like thunder as well as bright pink and green flash
>Anon looks at you puzzled
>Cadence collapses to her knees panting
>You rush into the RV
>No
>No
>NONONONONO
>THAT BITCH
“SHE TOOK MY FUCKING HORSE COCK”
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>>27393825
NOT THE HOLY HORSE DONG!

Also, when was this drawn? I missed that.
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>>27393875
back in..febuary i think, maybe march
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>>27354739
>Just fuck her and she’ll calm down
>>27357386

It took a while, but the draw thread sure did pull through.
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Daily reminder that mare is for whipping.
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Daily reminder that stallion is for riding.
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>>27394213
I want to feed[/spoiler] the moonhorse and give her tender hugs.
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>be catching up on fireking
>Sunburst happened
>Fireking thinks cute stallion is cute

great taste
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>>27394273
Moon horse is best horse.
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>>27393825
If Chang doesn't get bitten in the ass later, Fireking's story is the new Firefly.
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>>27393825
>>27394711
>Lingstory
>Firefly
>a line she must say
"YOU DIRTY, DIRTY WHORE! YOU BETTER RUN!"
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bump

>>27390157
>be whipping slave
>slave likes to get whipped by MASTER
>Master gives up
>brings her back to auction
>slave is in despair, she does not want to go back
>auction guy says no refunds but another slave would be 20% off
>master buys additional slave
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>>27396133
>Cycle repeats until it has more characters than aDiaD and SiM together
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>>27394213
I'll ride the mares and you cant stop me
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>>27396133
i'd read it.
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>>27393825
lol
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>>27396133
>master reminisces about buying slave
>the only one who smiled
"I should have know something was wrong with her."
>Master overcompensates
>buys slave who hates human
>Mint-Green slave loves to whipped by masters firm HANDS
>new slave doesnt get along with old slave nor with master
>master now has two slaves he can't handle
>old slave becomes aggressive towards new slave

>>27396680
>i'd read it. these words will be my end someday
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>>27396605
Agreed.
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>>27395216
>>27394711
I..I dont understand
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>>27397520
Chang just stole from our cute changeling with a good heart and a nice ass. And you question why your audience wants blood.

Facehoof
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>>27397204
I got it
>Master orders new slave to whip old slave
Old slave is under control and the new one can start to get along with her master, sounds good?
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>>27371657
I wonder what that girl's pussy and asshole look like
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>>27397520
can't find the clip on its own and trying to link to the right part of the episode doesn't work.
Either go watch the Trash episode of Firefly or trust me on this. It needs to be said.
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>>27397542
>>27397847
Ah, I've only seen a few episodes of firefly so that explains it
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>>27397861
Was using Firefly as an example because it was great and then died. As will your story if Chang gets away with this shit.
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>>27398154
>implying the glorious dildo of power was stolen for Changs use
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>>27393825
Good!! very funny!!!!

Take easy Ling, always you can always buy a new one.

I look forward to the part where you include Twiligth, want to see how you work with she
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>>27394010
I thought you were pink inside
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>>27394273
Approved!!
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>>27398249
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Page 10 bump. IRL shenanigans got in the way of updating, AGAIN. Currently trying to write something other than LCD to hopefully get rid of writer's block. Glad to see the thread's not being fucked over right now.
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>tfw no mare to give lashes
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>>27399644
Like, I do that ALL the time.

It cures the writer's block but you never progress on anything.
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>>27399730
>tfw no stallion to ride
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>>27393825
You heartless bastard. My sides were destroyed thanks to you.
>>
NO Page 9

BUMP
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>>27399644
If it helps, I really like LCD and you're doing the lords work with it.
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>>27399790
>>27399730
this shit was mildly funny the first 50 times and now its dead
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>>27400975
shit twist:
what if I want the mare to ride and whip the stallion?
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>>27397542
>blood
>from jealousy
fireking ignore these wierdos. changelings are used to infiltrating and sharing "wives and husbands" with their originals to begin with. no mercy.
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>>27401332
>upset on behalf of one of my favorite characters being stolen from
>you translated that as jealousy
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>>27400975
At least it's more creative than "bump."
>>
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>>27402630
Yes, lack of Skittles is definitely worth weeping over.
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>>27402277

creativity in bumps is overrated.

Also, checked.
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>>27401332
>>27402058
I don't even know whats going on anymore
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>>27403481
I'd say that some anons think Ling has an awesome ass like Captain Tightpants, and some don't.
On the one hand, genetics would say she doesn't. On the other, Chrysalis's ass is SO flat, SOMEONE had to get some to make up for it.

So tell us writefag, does Ling have a nice ass?
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>>27402630
White spaces between letters and general roughness and hard lines in this pic trigger me.
>>
if i found a box with a pony in it
*punt*
GOOOOOAAAAAALLLL
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>>27403501
>does Ling have a nice ass?
VOTE NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10255034
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>>27403737
Damn, that's a hard choice ...
We have waited for too long for Ling to take it up the butt, but I kinda want Sunburst to live his dreams with Anon preferably in a not-really-consensual way, like last time ...
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>>27403859
No gay shit, I ship LingAnon, she was there first.
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>>27403886
Anon's right hand was there before Ling. Fucking homewrecking changeling hussy.
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>>27403911
AnonHand OTP
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>>27403737
>edgy luna
>sunbursts better
>anon
>>
hi threads any stories going on?
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>>27403737
I did not know that Changelings could sweat

Yeah is a cute bootie, but, the pony butt is better
>>
>Page 9

Wake people!!!! this thread need 167 post more!!!!
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>>27399644
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>>27404237
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>>27405678
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>>27352842
>"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, LYRA, I WANT YOUR BADGE ON MY DESK!"
"Chief, I'm not a police officer, I'm the transportation for a police officer. I never had a badge to put on your desk, sir."
>"..."
>"Get back to work."
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>>27402058
>>27403501
>>27403481
Has nothing to do with it, It's about a bunch of wackjobs getting ass devastated that someone stole from a race of infiltrating love thieves. someone who is part of that race.

>>27403886
yuri is always superior to straightfaggotry. not that anyone here knows that. there are probably more people into that on /u/ than all of mlp
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>>27407016
And black segregation was about drinking fountains. Try looking beyond the confines of your pupils once in your life, kid.

>>27403481
People can't read.
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>>27403737
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10255034
RESULTS ARE IN

Yes: 11 votes (8%)
No: 1 votes (1%)
Sunbursts better: 3 votes (2%)
Chrysalis: 17 votes (12%)
Cadence: 1 votes (1%)
Edgy Luna: 103 votes (72%)
Anon: 7 votes (5%)
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>>27407385
>Edgy Luna: 103 votes (72%)
Top kek
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>>27407385
>Edgy Luna: 103 votes (72%)

>Luna is the best princess again
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>page 9

What happen here you people?
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>Meanwhile, Moon Dust waits patiently.
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>>27403737
i vote hotdog stand for having best butt
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>>27408085
>"He's coming back, isn't he?"
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>>27407385
I didn't even vote and id like to see more edgy Luna...
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>>27408085
>>27408101
On a related note, what other OCs have we had? Snowflake and Grass Walker I remember, but have there been any others?
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>>27408372
Ling and Chang, of course.
HunterAnon had Seleene you better come back dammit
Lurker had Giselle
There was that story with grumpy police-partner pone who was an OC
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"Due to length of my coming post in work with RM I'll be waiting till tomorrow or new thread, whichever comes first" bump
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>>27407385
Have a gif to celebrate lunar butt victory
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>>27408372
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>>27408658
Sorry, should have specified ponies.
Making custom changeling blindbags would be a pain in the ass and the one griffon is only available from an OOP set.
Did completely forget about the lesbian murder horse, though. Also forgot about Liquid Crystal, but I'm not too confident in my ability to sculpt a maid outfit.
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>>27409651
Slave butts best butts
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>>27410587
That is a good butt.
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>>27412384
The picture that started it all.
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>>27408372
aw dang i forgot about snowflake, now i want that one back.
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>>27410135
Ah, yeah. Lesbian murder horse. She was a fun one.
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>>27412691
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>>27412384
Really???
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>>27410135
>Making custom changeling blindbags
any pony you would use specifically? I suppose with enough time one could make one from a unicorn and some cicada wings
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>>27412482
Haha nice try, haha!
I know who you are, using the anonymity to confuse me! You can't fool me any longer!
Who is baiting whom?
>breaks out into manical laughter
I will find you, when...
>starts to try
You will see! I WILL SHOW YOU!

>Runs away and hits his head against the wall
TIME!!
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>>27408085
>>27408101

That model looks amazing and I'm working on it. Just slowly. Also rizon doesn't let me on ever so I'm kinda radio dark. But in other news, I didn't get a job I was looking at so... I have free time for pony greens.
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>>27412929
Really want that story back.
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>>27390563

> With Anonymous getting things moving, you refocus on the griffons outside.
> They're cautious - not circling too close, as if the plane was a dragon waiting to leap from the water and roast them alive.
> If only.
> Easing up to the hatch Giselle had fled through, you tilts and ear towards the chatter filtering in.
> "...isn't that rought to ride in, honestly. Loud, though - nothing like being on your wings."
> "Wouldn't believe it, from what I've seen. And the one this thing belongs too - he doesn't want any trouble, right?"
> "Nah. He understands - just looking to get the job done and be gone. He'll probably be happy to see me off with you, so he doesn't have to go the rest of the way."
> Damn!
> You'd never had the chance to tell Anonymous that Giselle was leaving!
> Grabbing your jacket and headphones to quickly slip on - hopefully enough to cover your neck - you creep up to the cockpit and slip into your seat.
> Anonymous barely looks up as you enter, hunched over the engine controls.
"Something wrong?"
> "No, I've primed both engines. I'm just tweaking the fuel mix - setting it to run a bit rich. They'll smoke up real good, give them shock if they're planning anything funny."
> Huh.
> You hadn't known the engines could do that - but then, no jobs had any problems like this before.
"Listen, there's something important. I was going to bring it up today, but-"
> "Can it wait?"
"No. Giselle might not be coming any further with us, or leaving soon even if she does."
> Hesitating, your owner pauses to look up at you.
> "What? Why?!"
"She - she's not going back. Into slavery. She's paid her way this far by talkig them down, but after that..."
> "Fuck..."
> Twisting around entirely in his seat now, Anonymous waves a hand towards the black-and-grey griffoness walking the dock alongside her armored compatriot.
> "Is that why she got so bouncy when she saw this lot?
"I think so. We spoke about it last night, but you were already asleep when we got back."
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>>27413672

> "Then what the hell am I supposed to tell them when we get back? I just let her go?"
"Just - tell them we couldn't find her after we went through?"
> "Too fucking late now! We've talked about her while the Cockpit Recorder is on!"> Cursing under your breath, you look around the cockpit.
"Is it on now?"
> "No; they kick in when we start moving."
"Then, what if we just - tell half the truth? Say she flew out while we were tied up, by the time we turned she'd vanished and we couldn't locate her?"
> "I..."
> He's hesitating.
> Leaning forward, you bow your head slightly.
"Please, Anonymous."
> "Fucksake, Spitfire. I just don't feel right lying about that, but if I say I just allowed her to wander off... I mean, technically they might not be able to do anything, but I'll have a real fun time getting work again."
> Reaching up, he rubs at his cheek.
> This is hitting him rather harder than you'd expected.
> Maybe he hadn't understood your position so well after all.
> "I dunno, Spitfire. I'm so used to seeing her, and there weren't ever any problems. I didn't think she'd -"
"Anonymous. Remember what I told you - about me being okay with you, but not with the rest of all this?"
> "...yeah."
> He sighs.
> "Yeah, I do. And I see your point."
"Good, then-"
> Talons click on metal, and you both look up to meet the equally surprised eyes of a griffon perched on the aircraft's nose and staring in through the windshield.
> For a moment no one moves.
> Slowly, you raise your hooves - hiking your jacket up to cover the collar around your throat.
"Easy, buddy. Fighting's over. I'm not here to pick anything now."
> The glass might've muffled most of your words, but the gist of your message got through.
> Nodding in understanding, the griffon relaxes his grip on the polearm carried at his side.
> Soon he's joined by Giselle and her armored friend, taking to the air to make room for the two of them.
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>>27413686

> While Giselle moves to untie the aircraft from its post on the dock, the leader peers down beneath her helmet.
> With careful gestures, Anonymous reaches up to slide one of the cockpit roof hatches open to allow her words to be heard; fumbling with the catch, you stand on your hind legs and do the same.
> "-told you he's alright, see?"
> Anonymous offers a cautious grin.
> "Bringing over visitors, Giselle?"
> "Eh."
> Her voice is muffled by her work on the tie line, but still audible.
> "Just wanted to show her you're not going to try and kill us all."
> Everyone laughs at that, some more nervously than others - and the griffoness looks over to you.
> "And you - damn. I didn't believe it when I was told - flying with a human now, huh?"
> Shrugging as you settle back down into your seat, you glance up nervously to the
"I owe him. War's long since done anyhow; we're all just folk now. No grudges to be had."
> "Never thought I'd see a wonderbolt's spirit broken like that."
"My spirit's fine. You should try having your whole life fall apart around you some time; I'm just staying flying."
> The griffoness laughs.
> "Survive, at all costs. Spoken well - and I don't think..."
> Her gaze moves back to you again, and eyes go wide.
> Not to you, you realize.
> To your neck, and then across to the band of fabric around Giselle's.
> The jacket must've slipped down as you stood to open the hatch.
> "...rot it all, he's got a gun and they've got a collars! He's a slaver!"
> Rounding on Giselle the griffoness tackles her off the nose and back onto the dock, screeching all the while.
> "Spy! Featherless traitor! You brought slavers out to find us! Get the-"
> Anything more is cut off under a hammering roar of mechanical thunder; Anonymous had slammed his palm down on the magneto and ignition switches sending the first engine coughing to life.
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>>27413700

> True to his prediction, it had sputtered out dense gout of brown smoke as it caught; between both sound and sight the griffons scatter like pigeons before a chariot.
> The plane is already moving as the second engine catches, pushing another burst of smog into the sky.
> All of that - even Anonymous' shocked cry - is lost on you, however, as you brace your wings on the open hatch and hurl yourself through.
> A single flap clears you from the aircraft, sending you tumbling on to the fray.
> Both griffons were rolling across the dock, a furious ball of feathers and fur, talons and claws.
> Seemingly unsure of what to do between the plane suddenly bursting to life and their leader being caught in a melee, the other griffons are alternating between circling the plane fearfully and watching the ongoing brawl.
> You're easily able to slip between them and dive into the brawl.
> Driving a shoulder into the griffoness' armored side hurts and nearly knocks the headset from you, but it sends her sprawling into a dock piling with a squawk and heavy thud.
> She's up again in an instant, but so is Giselle, and between the two of you her next assault is far, far more permanent.
> You're gone in an instant - leaping back into the air with Giselle at your side.
"Giselle, you featherbrained idiot! You were just going to talk them down, not bring them to over to gawk!"
> "I'm sorry!"
> She's in rough shape - bleeding from several raking cuts inflicted by her opponents' hind claws and numerous feathers obviously bent and out of place.
> "I thought - I thought I was going home..."
"Forget it; just keep flying!"
> About to respond, Giselle's eyes go wide along with your own as something whips by between you.
> Glancing back reveals that a few of the griffons have drawn bows, already re-notching new arrows even as their own wings beat to bring them aloft as well.
> "You remember how to throw off an archer?"
"If you remember how to fly in a team!"
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>>27413717

> Not waiting for an answer, both of you hurl yourselves into wild maneuvers - ducking and dodging, weaving and swerving.
> It wouldn't be enough to throw off a mass of archers, but the few on your tails have to pick their shots.
> They aren't catching up to either of you, for that matter.
> Griffons are heavier than ponies, but also rarely faster.
> Giselle would normally be an exception to that rule, but her wounds and ruined plumage are slowing her.
> Panting and struggling, she's barely able to keep pace with you.
> Ahead, Anonymous is continuing to accelerate - the wingtip pontoons rising out of the water as the wings catch the air and bite into it.
"Alright, here's what we're going to do. The right-side bubble canopy on the tale is still open, you see it?"
> "Yeah..."
> Giselle's breath is haggard, no doubt due to the poor start and extra exertion demanded from her.
"Okay. We're going to come up his left side, stay above the plane to keep out of the water spray. As soon as he's out of the water, we roll up and over - come in ahead of the canopy and go in, get it shut after us."
> "Chasers...?"
> You risk a glance back, going against the rules you'd drilled into yourself and others for years.
> Weight down by armor and weapons, your pursuers are not catching up.
"Good! Now go!"
> Pulling up over the plane's tail vortices, you sink back down to hover just above the cabin.
> Ailerons are down across both wings, the fuselage struggling out of the water and into the air.
> As if to remind you of the stakes, an arrow glances off the aircraft's skin and whirls away into the air.
"Over the top, now-"
> In perfect alignment, griffon and pony roll together - spiraling over the top and coming back upright just ahead of the violently fluttering canopy dome.
> It takes only a tiny adjustment of your wings to cut your speed and turn, gliding back through the open hatch to land on the cabin floor.
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>>27413731

> Beside you, Giselle lands with a pained squeal; without taking time to look at her, you reach out and seize the canopy handle in your teeth to drag it shut and latched.
"Anonymous, we're in!"
> You think you can hear a yelled response, but it's hard to hear over the straining engines.
"Can't believe that actually happened."
> Shrugging off your headset, you turn back around to Giselle, who is regarding the feathered shaft embedded in her side with a mix of awe and surprise.
> Her beak moves, but shock delays her incongruous words:
> "...well, that's awkward."
> Swaying, she collapses bonelessly back to the floor.
> Hurling oaths, you fly - literally leaping to the air inside the cabin - to her side.
> When had she even been hit?
> As she flew in a steady path beside the aircraft, or the half-second she'd taken lining up to the approach to the open hatch?
"Just hold on a moment; there's a first-aid kit-"
> "I think this is a little bit beyond first aid."
> Her voice is strained, struggling to get out even those few words.
> You're already hauling the case out from its wall mount, struggling at the latches with your hooves.
> The case spills open when they finally come undone, your haste hurling gauze and bandages, antiseptic and alcohol out.
> A frustrated scream tears itself from your throat; gathering up what bandages haven't been ruined by your carelessness, you come back to her side.
> There's surprisingly little blood spreading from the shaft itself, but Giselle's breathing is uncertain and wet.
"Alright, Giselle. Just let me get you up -"
> "I... I don't get it. I was so close. I was going to be free again. I was going to fly - fly, hunt-"
"Yes! Yes, Celestia damn you! There's no need for-"
> In the back of your mind all that remains of reason is trying to tell you that this is far deeper than anyone less than a surgeon could handle, but reason isn't in control of your body now.
> "Spitfire."
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>>27413750

> Her claw snaps out, grabbing ahold of your hoof.
> "Spitfire, I'm not your team. You don't have to get..."
"Go spit feathers, Giselle. You're my friend. You kept me alive when I was going to burn myself up."
> Giggling softly but refusing to let go of you, Giselle rolls onto her back.
> "Friend of the captain of the Wonderbolts. How about that..."
> Immediately you return to trying to bandage around the protruding shaft.
> Desperation is in your voice and motions, your free hoof and muzzle working jerkily to secure the cloth.
"Yeah. Yeah, my friend - and we've still got to have that race, remember?"
> "Race..."
> It's practically a sigh; her talons pull jerkily on your hoof until the bandages slip from your grasp.
> "I'll wait for you, Spitfire. Until you can catch up and meet me there. We'll race then."
> You're not sure exactly when she goes.
> Or even how long you'd stayed there, curled over her side with the useless bandages in your hooves.
> Only that at some point, you look up and realize how cold Giselle is.
> Reaching down, you grab the cloth collar and pull it over her head - rucking up a few feathers, but leaving her body untouched by any sign of slavery.
> If she was gone, you thought, she deserved to be free too.
> Stumbling forward up into the cockpit, you crawl into the copilot's seat practically unconscious to your actions.
> Anonymous takes one look at you and reaches over to put a hand on your shoulder.
> No words are spoken, and none seem right anyhow.
> You're barely even seeing the instruments in front of you, and the faculty of speech does not return until the landing gear bounces off the ground.
"Where...?"
> "I don't know. Somewhere near the south of the isle."
"What about..."
> Sucking in a breath, you force your brain into motion again.
"What about the other griffons?"
> "Left behind a long time ago."
> The place he'd landed - a sparse, low, windswept bluff looking out of the ocean - isn't much to look at.
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>>27413764

> But there's no sign of habitation near or far.
> "What do they normally do for their dead?"
"Cremation. Pyres. Used to leave them on a mountainside for the birds. Fire now, though."
> Sighing, Anonymous sits upright in his seat and peers around.
> "Well, we're not going to find any good, dry wood here. Hope she won't mind being buried."
"Buried...?"
> "Yeah. Come on - there's a folding shovel in my survival kit, but I'm going to need help moving her out."

Getting that nervous feeling again when posting this section, but please don't hesitate to give frank freedback/responses.
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>>27383150
It 3 days for someone to post the only correct answer.

I am disappoint, /mlp/.
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>>27413324
Adding a horn and wings is easy. Could do that to any pony. Hard part is removing the mane and tail. Actual blindbags are rubbery and hard to shape, so it would have to be something from the storypack line. Probably a Pinkie, because of the minimal contact area on her mane and tail. Everything else is a little bit of sculpting and a little bit of dremeling/drilling the fuck out of her legs.

Mostly it's the mane and lack of appropriate faces stopping me from doing Ling. Rest assured, if we get changeling blindbags when Guardians of Harmony hits, I'll make her.
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>>27413779
yooo dawg this shit was good, legit teared up a little with Giselle's passing. Wonder what will come next to this story.
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>>27347947
bump from 9
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>>27413779
>death scene wasn't overdramatized
>allowed the reader's mind to generate the feels in stead of trying to force them
I'd send you a fucking pizza if I was any less cheap.
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>>27413779
I was not expecting that.
Not sure how to feel about it. On the one hand, a character died. On the other, it was only Giselle. Could have been worse.
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>>27415457
ITS PURPLE
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>>27415535
wat?
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>>27415457
go to settings
scroll down to text area resize near the bottom
set it to both
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>>27415540
I just need an excuse to use these reaction gifs
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>>27415664
What would this be a reaction to?
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>>27415680
I dunno
I'm on page 11 of my update by the way, this is a pain in the ass. damn it RM
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>>27415694
It will be worth it. I wonder if anyone made Lings reaction to the stolen horsecock yet.
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>>27415704
I havnt seen any art posts lately, actually i havnt seen vadkram in a while at all
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>>27415721
Weird, must be busy then.
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>>27415704
Was busy with Moon Dust and have a booked weekend, but I can try to do something Monday.
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>>27415737
>>27415751
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>>27415694
How hilariously horrifying. Where's this from?
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>>27415694
See, that's why I only crossover between my stories, since organizing a crossover between two writefriends will be a pain in the ass.
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>>27415791
A Christmas-themed Target commercial that I know for a fact was aired in theaters. Almost expected Tabitha to voice her in it, too, for some reason.
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>>27415852
wells its more that i'm on 11 pages in a word doc
and i have 11 more to go
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http://pastebin.com/BHjCS9zu
>You sit on your camping chair pouting
>Chang is laughing at your reaction
>To be fair, it was a bit over the top
>But that’s YOUR cock
>Not hers
>Especially not hers to give to Chrysalis
>Who hasn’t spoken to you in nearly 3 hours
>The last thing she told you was that everyone made it through, and that she got a new message, it was spotty as if the changeling was being forced onto some kind of magic suppressant that wasn’t quite strong enough
>Something about horns, and humans
>You don’t understand it all
>Of course almost immediately after she was given her…present.. By Chang
>Other members of the hive said that she flushes green and went to her room
>With the dildo
>Damn it
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>>27416010
>Cadence sits on the ground near the fire, trying to balance a skewer with a marshmallow on it over the fire
>This of course is her third one, the few two on fire in the pit
>You giggle some
>Anon looks over you
>“If you’re THAT upset about it, I COULD make you one out of wood”
“Wood?”
>He nods with a smirk
>You shake your head
“No way, splinters are not okay”
>Anon chuckles and spits some of his vodka, mountain dew mixture into the fire, making Cadence jump back with the small flash of flame
>He grins at her
>Cadence glares and uses her magic to knock back his chair
>All is fair in love and war bitch
>You look up
>Unlike silly ponies, your night vision is excellent
>You see a fire
>Well, just a small dot of a flicker
>But that isn’t what intrigues you
>No, that would be
>A rainbow in the night
>OH SHIT NIGGA
>You quickly try to cover yourself up, but its too late
>your bright green fire of magic would surely draw her in, so instead you stay
>No point in hiding anymore anyway
>When the rainbow maned Pegasus lands, you gulp
>You know this one
>The one who takes pleasure in fighting off changelings
>Cadence sees and gasps out
>“RAINBOW DASH!”
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>>27416025
>She eyes her suspiciously for a moment before her eyes grow wide, a slight smile taking her face “WHoa, Cadence! What happened to you! You’re..well Blue!”
>You keep some distance and stay quiet
>Anon seems confused as he slowly bites into his smores
>You watch as the two talk, mostly about the brighter sides of whats been going on
>Cadence glances over a lot, till she points at you
>Oh shiiiiit nooo
>Rainbow Dash turns to face you
>You gulp
>She narrows her eyes, wings flare upward in a defensive stance
>She gets in front of Cadence
>“Are you CRAZY This is a CHANGELING the ones who attacked YOUR weeding AND then tried to attack us after we lost to the humans!”
“Hey!”
>You grunt standing up
>Anon slowly reaches for the gun on his side
“I wasn’t even THERE”
>“And” Cadence looks at her “she helped me out of my bad situation”
>Dash eyes you suspiciously for a few minutes before lowering her stabce
>“FIne, but if she tries anything” Dash turns to Cadence
>“She wont”
>You nod in turn
“No plans on it.”
>Anon stands up “ALLLLRIGHT WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE”
>Who DOESN’T want chocolate
>All of you gather around to chat some, and ease the tension between yourself and RD, and share smores
>Fuck yeah, smores
>Eventually, RD gets up and looks to you and Cadence
>“Hey, guys, I’ll be back in 10 seconds flat.”
>You shrug some
>Cadence smiles warmly and nods to her “Of course”
>RD gulps down her snack and flies off
>You look to Cadence who gives a caring smile, and a giggle, in turn
>After another few moments, above comes the rainbow mane once again
>You stands up, as does Cadence, having a feeling how this is going
>“They said you can come over!” She lands with a loud thud
>you look at Anon accusingly
>He shrugs “I didn’t ask”
>Cadence.
>You sigh and start to get ready to transform, but are informed she has already told on you
>Fuuuuuuuuuck
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>>27416036
>Cadence, on the other hand, HAS to be in costume
>No police allowed
>She puts on her little roll and straightens her mane, then piles up into the truck
>you get in the cab as well
>RD gets in the bed to help direct you all
>Its not even a long drive, just awkward
>15 minutes into it Anon pulls up to a small camp sight containing two humans and a grey pony
>The grey pony looks
>Stone cold
>You would laugh at your own pun if it wasn’t so bad
>Anon sees the look the other Anon is giving him and narrows his eyes
>“They’re talking shit on Burnace”
“Who?”
>He slaps the trucks old metal interior
>Oh
>The truck
>Everyone piles out one by one and RD goes over to help introduce
>The first of the humans holds out his hand to your Anon
>“Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our little camp here. I'm told Rainbow Dash is buddies with your unicorn there. Name's Anon.”
>Oh shit
>Two Anons, as if this couldn’t get any more awkward
>Your Anon gives a shake
>A bit harder looking
>Trying to outman the other perhaps?
>You taste all sorts of mixed feelings to the point it freaks you out almost
>Too many flavors in one
>“Howdy” Your Anon smiles "I too, am Anon. This here is Sea Breeze and Ling."
>Upon hearing her name, Cadence bows her head
>You just give a meek wave and a toothy smile, showing off your fangs
>Er, what there is of them
>You ignore almost everything he says till you hear the magic word
>Sausage
>You perk your ears up and look at him
>Is that a smirk?
>Oh and beer
>Beer is good to
>You all gather the glorious alcohol
>Cadence takes a seat across from the second human, while you sit next to Anon, who is across from the other Anon
>Cadence gulps, you can tell she’d ruffle her feathers and look away if she could under that outfit of hers
>You see the other Anon looking you other and look away as well
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>>27416051
>“So, this is Ling” Anon says gesturing you to
>You look at him, then smile at the Anon
“Hello” You nod
>“And this is Sea Breeze” He motions to Cadence
>Cadence smiles meekly and gulps as Incog eyes her down
>“So, you are one of the Pinkie Pie's sisters, hmm?"
>She turns to Maud to change the subject
>"Yes. Maud Pie. Good to meet you... Sea Breeze."
>"Yes... Sea Breeze."
>Her eyes dart about slightly as she takes a sip from her glass of beer.
>The Anon examines Cadence for a while before speaking up :So, ya'll enjoying the nice late summer weather up here in the La Sals?”
>Cadence turns to him and nods "Yes, quite. It's also good to see another pony I know, and a sister of a pony I know."
>You decide, ultimately, to speak to the ponies and end the awkwardness
>You, Cadence, Dash, and Maud all begin speaking about your adventures
>it’s a pleasant experience you quite enjoy
(For more details on the adventures of these ponies please read RockMonlgers story here: http://pastebin.com/v2j02fq3 http://pastebin.com/Fzp7Tpnd )
>The following few minutes is a chorus of ‘hmmm, mmmhmm.. And yep’
>yep
>The other Anon speaks up
“So, what do you do, Anon? “
>“IT”
“Yeah, thats a good line a' work. I work for the USGS. I look at rocks.”
>>“Rocks are neat” A tired sounding Chrysalis says in your brain
>You are about to speak up when you notice Incog looking nervous
>Oh shit nigga
>He knows
>Oh fuck
>He’s gonna get the cops
>FUUUUU
"I uhhh... do stuff. Internet stuff. Yeah."
>You groan and stand up
>>“Kill him if you need to”
>God damn it mom I can’t do that
"You know who she is, don't you."
>Incog's eyes dart back and forth.
>He then sighs.
>"I guess I can't hide it from someone who can feel and taste emotions. Yes, I know that pony."
>Cadence and Anon suddenly look really nervous.
>"But, I won't tell anyone. You seem to be putting a lot of effort into being... Incognito."
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>You stifle a giggle, trying to keep your imitating buggness at full power
>"I guess... It'll let me be more comfortable of I don't have to wear this..."
>Cadence takes off a large pink piece of fuzzy cloth that was covering her midriff.
>And beneath it shows her pair of large pegasus wings.
>The Anon seems confused
>Incog speaks.
>"Thats Princess Cadence, sovereign of the Crystal Empire. One of the Alicorn Princesses of Equestria."
>Incog bows
>"It is a pleasure to meet you."
>A pang of sadness smacks you like a 2x4 to the skull from Cadence
>Fucking human doesn’t realize what he just did
>The Anon speaks up “Huh... I guess that explains the unicorn and pegasus thing going on at the same time. Well, nice to meet you then, Cadence.”
>Your Anon speaks up.
>"So, thats it?"
>Other Anon turns to him “What? I figure you were being secretive not wanting to bring attention to such a... unique pony while you are on vacation or something.”
>"Yeah. Sure, that works."
>Maud then questions Cadence.
>"So, that big flash earlier, was that something you did?"
>"Yes... I was practicing a spell."
>Anon looks like he wants to chuckle “Musta been a hell of a spell to make such a big flash that was visible from down here while the sun was still sorta up.”
>He takes a deep swig of his beer.
>Cadence looks at him nervously "I suppose you could say that."
>He looks at your group for a moment then speaks up “So, ya'll paid a visit to any of the big parks down below here near town?”
>Your turn to talk!
“We stopped a little bit along the roads coming here to look at some of the sights!"
>>“And look for ponies” Chrysalis adds
>….shhh
"But, we couldn't get out and look too much. We needed to find a place to camp."
>He looks to you “You seem awfully excited, Ling.”
"The canyons and stuff around here kinda remind me of... home."
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>Cadence speaks. "Yeah, there is quite a bit of similarity between the Equestrian Badlands and some of the stuff we drove through today... It does have a beauty all it's own."
>"I quite like it. Make's it easier to look at the rocks."
>Other Anon speaks up following his pony “I agree, Maud... Sure as hell beats trying to figure out the geology on the east coast... Too many god damn plants and too much fuckin' soil.”
>>
>>27416067
>For more details on the adventures of these ponies please read RockMonlgers story here:
Let the ad revenue flow through you Anons...
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>>27416090
>Anon speaks. "I do think we all want to go pay a visit to at least a few of the parks near here, though."
>“Yeah, they are good parks. Lots of places to go offroading 'round here as well. Though I'd be careful with your vehicle on some of the more intense shit. Ya kinda need a well equipped jeep for the best stuff... Can't have too long of a wheel base. Or too heavy a chasis.”
>You have no idea what this other Anon is talking about now
>Anon puts on a proud smirk defending his baby "My truck can handle itself pretty well, man."
>“Whatever. Just don't get stuck if you do go off into the desert. Think of it as a fair warning that some of the shit out here is crazy for offloading.”
>Maud waxes lyrical about the San Rafael project, and her own smaller projects at home.
>Rainbow Dash talks about her retail work experiences.
>You and Cadence talk about traveling across the US, visiting all kinds of interesting places, though avoid any discussion regarding your other plans
>You also explain to him about the changeling lifestyle
>Even the hive mind
>They don’t seem to care a lot
>Other than Incog
>That guy freaks you out
>Other Anon gets up and fiddles with the food
>AW SHIT NIGGA FOOD TIME
>“Alright folks, dinner is almost ready. If'n ya don't want the sausage, you can get your rice and gumbo now.”
>Sausage?
>This guy is based
>Maud, Rainbow Dash, and Cadence all get up, and serve themselves rice and gumbo.
>Looking to his friend, the other Anon speaks up “What would you think about going rafting tomorrow? I'm a certified guide, so all we'd need to do is rent equipment and maybe a van to drop us off up stream.’
>Certified what
>"I dunno, I've never gone rafting before." Incog replies
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>>27416116
>“Eh, the stretch of the Colorado above Moab is pretty easy going. I could run a 6 person raft solo if I had to. You'd most be along for the ride.”
>"How much would it cost?"
>You watch as the other Anon pauses
>“Probably $20 for you to rent a life vest and helmet for the day... Not entirely sure how much pony fitted rafting equipment runs to rent, however. Not sure if you'd need something special for Rainbow, considering she is a pegasus. Spaces for wings, n'at.”
>You are suddenly thankful for the ability to hide your wings under the sectioned area of your shell
>Incog nods back to him and thinks for a moment.
>"I've never been... Sounds like it could be fun."
> “Shit man... You live next to a pretty popular place to go rafting. Put in up in Dotsero, and ride through Gleenwood Canyon, and end up right in downtown Gleenwood Springs. Maybe go a little further if you are more adventurous.”
>You have no idea where any of these places are
>Rainbow quickly pipes up "Aww man, that sounds awesome! I've seen the rafts and littler boats go down the river behind the Kum & Go. I've always wanted to try!"
>The other Anon seems amused by something “Heh... If you enjoyed the rafting enough, Rainbow, You could go all the way from right behind where you work, to Moab by raft. Probably take a few days, but would probably be pretty easy going, and fun.”
>You nudge your Anon looking up at him “Rafting, you say? Can we be come along?"
>>27416101
fiteme
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>The other Anon pauses “Getting an 8 person raft wouldn't be too much work, and you could still handle it putting in upstream from Moab and heading back to town. Yeah, if ya'll want. I could get an 8 person raft. Could take my truck up to Dewey Bridge, and put in there. Leave your truck down in Moab by the river and when we are done, you could drive us back to my truck while everyone else putzes around by the river.”
>This man talks, a lot
>"Yeah, that could work." You Anon nods
>Incog looks over to the two Anons "Maybe I could go fishing while we wait. Would be fun!"
>The other Anon puts on a look that you describe as.. Knowledgeable “You could try, but you ain't gonna catch anything in the Colorado near Moab. Too much uranium.”
>Incog gulps.
>Maud interjects. "Is it from all the mining in the area?"
>“Somewhat. A lot of it is from the river cutting through the uranium bearing rocks. The rest is attributed to the old uranium mine near the river there. We'd be stopping upstream of the old mine and its tailings pile though. Shit's kind of a mess.”
>Incog looks slightly less nervous after finding that out.
>“Though, if you are ever here without me, I wouldn't go playing around on that big sand dune across from the Arches entrance.” He gives a sip on his beer as if emphasizing “Shit's right upwind from the superfund site. It's pretty damn hot.”
>Rainbow Dash speaks up. "Hot?"
>“Radioactive. Dust from the mine getting in with the sand. Try though they might, they couldn't stop it all while they were shipping it up the railroad for disposal.”
>"... Radioactive?"
>The other Anon seems distraught
>You understand radioactivity
>Ground zero, as they said on the was ‘radioactive with some kind of other word element’
>Maud steps in to explain. "Its like... bad magical energy that can make you really sick if you hang around it too much."
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>>27416149
>Other anon continues “Yeah, something like that. Uranium, something that gives it off, is all over the place in this part of the Colorado Plateau.”
>Soon enough, the meat is ready.
>“Aight ya'll, get yer gumbo, get yer rice, and get yer sausage, dinner is served for the rest of us.”
>You hop up and gather a bit of everything
>More so than the others
>You aren’t a pig
>Just depression eating
>Because of lost memories
>And Dildos
>After everyone eats, and the dishes get done, everyone settles around the campfire, and a glorious evening of hanging out occurs.
>You all share further stories of times and places
>Eventually, however, things move towards…your mission
>Shit.
>Anon gives really basic details without revealing anything
>You look at Anon and lean up whispering to him
“Go on and tell him..I think he’s safe. If he isn’t. Chrysalis will tell me what to do”
>"We are working, to try to take abused ponies away from their situations..."
>Chrysalis pop up finally
>>“Tell them what I told you”
>Ugh
>"Also, looking into research on humans trying to figure out magic with unicorn horns."
>>
>>27416167
>Seeing the Anon pause makes you nervous
>“I have a buddy who was hired out at some secret lab. Couldn't tell me where it was. Said he was doing work with X-ray Diffraction and Scanning Electron Microscopes looking at some pony related materials, he said.”
>wut
>You Anon looks at him "... Hear anything else?"
>“Can't say that I have. I do think he had a flight out to Las Vegas to get picked up for the job, though.”
>You and Anon look at eachother
>“Sorry I can't help you more. I am at least pushing on getting ponies more recognized in academia and research circles. Maud here is the first pony, far as I can tell, to have their name published in a scientific journal.“
>he crosses his hands as if looking to show her off
“She helped with a big project of mine, and I was able to talk my boss into having her name published. A 1;12000 Scale Map of the San Rafael Swell. A. Ymous and M. Pie".”
>wut
>Maud pops up looking at him with
>Well
>No real over the top emotions actually "I still don't know if I quite get the big deal over the name on the paper."
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>>27416176
>“I'm telling you, Maud. It's a big deal. It means that you are recognized as a legitimate scientist having your name on a paper. And you more than deserve it, with all the help you gave me on that project. And your name will be on my next project too. “
>>“Whoa..that’s a HIGH honor in equestria” Chrysalis adds
>You sit in quiet watching the group
>Siiiiiip
>Yup
>The night continues, conversations pop up, and so on
>Eventually Anon holds his hand up "Yeah, I think it's time to head back to our camp. I'll call your tomorrow, and coordinate for that nice rafting trip." He sighs and looks at you “Lord knows we could use a nice distraction like that."
>Whats that suppose to mean?
>Everyone gives their goodbyes as you all pile up
>Your Anon is a bit drunk
>fuck
>The ride back is slow, as your Anon avoids hitting a tree
>He ends up pulling a bit far away from the Rv
>You have to remember the E-brake
>You all pass out in the RV
>Except yourself, you stay outside, it’s a comfy kind of feel
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>>27416187
And we're done
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>>27416187
>ling stays outside
Trying a wood dildo after all?
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>>27416101

Wait, I get ad revenue for pastebin hits?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?
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>>27416101
>>27416262
>>27416187

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>>27416272
>viewers
THATS ABLEIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THE BLIND PEOPLE WHO HAVE FORCED TO USE UNDERPAID GOVERNMENT SUPPLIED ASSISTANCE TO SHITPOST. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A NORMIE TO KNOW WHAT PEPE FITS THE SITUATION!!!!
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>>27416330
Fuck you. Now I miss Seeing Eye Fluttershy.
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>>27416350
I do too anon. I do too
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>>27416010
If I find out you patched the theft to be on behalf of Chrysalis just because I pissed and moaned about it, I'm gonna contemplate a substantial threat.
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>>27416536
planned it that way the whole time
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>>27416010
I hope Chrysalis not the ending coming to the human world through the portal after trying the "wonders" of our civilization
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>>27416731
You dodged a dildo on that one.
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>>27416201
Good memories, but hope someone new, Twiligth maybe?
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>>27413779
It was great. Keep up the good work!
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Has the janitor's autistic crusade for you guys finally ended?
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>>27417466
We aren't sure, I think the cuck put Slave General on a auto ban list by name, and the smarmy prick hasn't noticed us name switching, lends a bit of credence to the fuck being from Marital Problems thread sense it is just slowly dying, or SIM. Or the bitch gave up like he deserved, but that would be hopeful.
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>>27417514
I say that name switching point sense we now sound like one of them regular fetish general threads.
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>>27416201
Welp, I suddenly lost interest. Someone tell me when the crossover is done
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>>27413779
man im trying to go to sleep and your making me cry here.
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i have so much to catch up on...
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>>27418607
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>>27421771
Bold statement. I believe we all know / is superior.
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>Page 9

C`mon people, where are the stories?

Just imagine that you are the owners of a little pony, which would make him / her?
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>>27424020
we almost got swept away
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>>27423120
>Implying
| is clearly superior.
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>>27417983
You aren't at all interested in the hoof-crafted stone dildo Maud is going to make for Ling?
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>>27415648
I dont see anything related to text area on settings. what was the original post saying?
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>>27407385
these votes are in no way doctored.
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>>27407048
>>theres more to someone stealing a dildo.
>>black segregation somehow related
you have fucking lost it.
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>>27412384
>>27413052
no, that was picture 2, the thread started with the rainbowdash next to a podium one.
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>>27426606
Anyone know the exact date that started this thread?
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>>27426593
>i dont understand, so in stead of asking questions I will label it as nonsensical

you never had anything to lose
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>>27426560
the deleted post was asking how to resize text area in appchanx. Default only lets you resize it vertically.
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>>27427040
oh, so its for a specific mod. lame. 4chan setting version when?

you are talking about drawing pone blood over a god damn dildo. so yes, it is nonsensical, and you have lost it. making a flimsy incomprehensible analogy wont change that. if anything it just makes you seem more demented.
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>>27426923

you are talking about drawing blood over a stolen horse dildo, you are nonsensical. period. making a flimsy incomprehensible analogy isn't going to change that.
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>>27427195
Good luck
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>>27416989
Highway to Dildo bump
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>>27428775
Holy shit is that real? Where is that from?
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>Birds are chirping
>Bees are buzzing
>The T.V. is blurting out something you don't care about
>Ahh
>Life
>Isn't it wonderful?
>Now if you can just get a couple minutes worth of sleep in...
>"Rise and shine, Claire!"
>And there go the fucking curtains
>God damn it, Myles
>His voice forces you to wake up
>And once you wake up, you open your eyes
>The sun burns your eyes faster than a match can burn gasoline
>Which causes you to shut them tight
>You groan
>Sitting up in your bed, you look at your lanky ass roommate with the best frown you can pull off
>It's morning, so you can pull off your best frowns now
>He just snickers at you
>God, you fucking hate him sometimes
>"Awh, c'mon, don't gimmie that look! We've gotta start off our morning right!"
>You ignore him and proceed to roll back into your bedsheets
>He groans as well
>You do not care
>You just want to sleep
>And you don't need him waking you up at five-fucking-AM
>Sure, the sun's out by five now
>But that doesn't mean jackshit when you just want to get some fucking REST
>But obviously he doesn't care about this
>Why doesn't he care?
>Because the next thing he does is fucking yank your bedsheets off of your bed
>You shiver
>Then you groan
>Again
>"Geeeet uuup, Claaaire~!"
>He says that in his sing-songy voice
>As if the bastard could sing in the first place
>You only sit on the edge of your bed, glaring at him
"There better be breakfast on the kitchen table, Myles."
>"Oh, there is."
>Thank god
>You get up and do a quick stretch, putting a shoulder strap on your pink nightgown back where it belongs
>On your shoulder
>Because for some reason, that flimsy little shit likes to fall off all the time
>Yawning, you start to shuffle out of your's and his bedroom, the gray carpet comforting your bare feet
>It's making your feet warm, at least
>"Breakfast for ants, anyway~."
>What
>You stop in your tracks, just outside the doorway
"Excuse me?"
>"You heard me."
>You're really not in the mood for his shit today
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>>27429105
>The bastard sounds so smug, too
>You just want to punch his stupid face
>Knock his blue eyes out of his sockets
>Rip out that stupid blonde hair
>Break his fucking nose off
>You're a pacifist, however
>So it's not like you'd ever do any of that, anyway
>But the want is always great
>As you turn around, he puts a hand on his hip
>At least he looks a bit more sincere here
>"Claire, calm down. It's just food."
>Nevermind that statement
>Still fucking smug
>You growl
>He chuckles
>"Listen, listen, I was just messing with you. Food'll be done in twenty minutes--thirty, tops! Alright?"
>He's removed his hand from his hip by now
>You sigh
>He smiles
>A sincere smile
>Which makes you smile
>Genuinely
>He always seems to make you do that
>"Go on, get dressed in house wear--I'll be downstairs if you need me."
>Myles walks over to you and gives you a small hug
>Tiredly, you return the favor
>With an arm
>Fuck, you're way too tired to actually put in the effort to do TWO arms
"Right."
>He starts to walk away
>And you yell after him
"That shit better be done by the time I get down there, though!"
>"Oh, with how long you take in the mirror, it'll be burnt by then!"
>Fuck him
>Rolling your eyes, you make a nice right, towards the bathroom
>Once again, you don't pick up your feet
>The carpet feels nice against your bare soles, anyway
>In a matter of time, you reach the bathroom, yawning once again
>It's 5am, you're gonna do that a lot
>You look at yourself in the mirror and sigh
>Brown hair, green eyes
>Glasses
>Wait
>No glasses
>They're in your room
>Currently, your long brunette hairstyle is a fucking mess
>All dry and shit
>Fuck
>You're not gonna bother fixing it right
>You'll just comb it through
>Grabbing a comb, you start at your tornado-aftermath hair
>And while viciously ripping out various shards of your hair because the comb never goes through your damn hair perfectly like in the commercials, you can't help but look at your tits
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>>27429159
>AA, 38
>God, you hate them
>You swear, they're smaller than an eight year old's
>You don't even know how you ended up with tits this fucking small
>You Mom had a decent sized rack
>Her Mom had a decent sized rack--from the pictures you've seen, anyway
>And so on and so forth
>So why the fuck do you have the tits of a damned child compared to them?
>You sigh, looking at the floor
>Momentarily, you stop combing
>You need something
>A drink, maybe?
>No, no
>It's way too early, and you're not depressed enough yet
>Maybe you need a friend
>Well, no
>You've got Myles
>Although he's annoying at times, he's still a good friend, through the bad and the good
>Lived with him for five years now, splitting the rent
>A new friend, maybe...?
>...
>No, that's stupid
>You don't need "new" friends
>Friends who'll betray you
>Tell everybody else in the neighborhood terrible, terrible secrets
>Hit you
>No, you don't need that shit
>You've got Myles
>You should be happy with him
>...
>But
>Fuck
>You feel like something's missing
>You need something
>Sex?
>...
>Ew, fuck no
>Not with him, anyway
>No
>But you do need something
>You've felt this way for the past couple of months, really
>So this isn't just your hormones fucking with you again
>Life is good
>You make a good sum of money
>He makes a good sum of money
>He cooks
>You clean
>You two banter every other day
>You don't have any debt, as far as you can tell
>There's literally nothing wrong with your life
>But
>...
>Dropping the subject
>You're acting stupid again
>You look at the mirror again and comb out the rest of your hair
>Now it looks decent
>You quickly clean any dirt that's on your face, and get out of the bathroom
>And as soon as you exit, a smell enters your nose
>A very delicious smell, in fact
>It smells like fried ham
>With extra grease
>Must be bacon
>You smirk
>Another plus?
>He knows what you like
>That, you'll never get over
>So, you start to make your way downstairs
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>>27429188
>Past the living room you go, and into the kitchen you enter
>Bastard's wearing a chef's hat, along with a "kiss the cook" apron
>Never will you ever
>He smirks when he hears you enter, turning around briefly to face you
>"Might I say "morning", Claire?"
"You might, but then I'd hit you for being annoying."
>He simply chuckles, turning right back around to continue with his job
>You sit down in the chair at the table
"How much longer 'till it's finished?"
>"Ten more minutes, probably. Still gotta finish up the pancakes."
>Pancakes?
>You look at the pancake maker next to the stove
>Ah
>Pancakes
>Apparently he's bein' real basic today
>Pancakes and bacon
>Wait
>Just that?
>No eggs?
>You rest your head on your hand
"Really? You're gonna make some pancakes an' bacon, but without the eggs? What kinda chef are you?"
>"For your information, Claire, I decided to make them at the end. They take all of two minutes to make, anyway."
>He kinda sounded offended there
>Sweet
>Although, looking at all this food is making you drool
>Fuck
>You start to look around, bored, trying to find something to take your mind off of the foo--is that a fucking flat screen
>You raise a brow
"Myles?"
>"Uh-huh."
"Since when was there a flat screen in the kitchen?"
>"Oh, yeah! That."
>That
>As if it was always there
>"I just got it yesterday. Thought it'd be nice."
>What
>No
>How do you just get a flat screen?
>How is he so nonchalant about this?
>It's a fucking T.V. connected to the cable box in the damn kitchen
>This is something not to be calm about
"Where'd you even get the fuckin' money for this shit?"
>"Overtime."
>Oh
>Overtime
>Right
>You forget that he works himself too much sometimes
>A problem you don't actually care about
>It doesn't seem to cause him any stress
>And it's sure as hell not causing you any stress
>Plus, it just got you a kitchen T.V.
>You can't complain, really
>So, you stand for a moment, only to locate the remote to said flat screen
>It's on the cable box
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>>27428855
Labrador, Canada, senpai.
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>>27429236
>Convenient
>You stroll over to said box, picking up the 'mote once you get there
>And on goes the T.V.
>Then you sit back down with the remote, puffing out some air
>Now, all you can do is wait this out
>Wait out his cooking with television
>Shouldn't be long
>You hope
>Besides, it'll be worth the wait
>You know it will
>His food always tastes good, regardless of what you might say to him
>"Hey, you!"
>Your full attention is brought to the T.V., once it calls out to you
>Oh good, a commercial
>Joy
>Myles seemed to jerk his head towards it, before going back to his cooking
>"Yeah, you!"
>Honestly, you want to change the channel right now
>Not because it's a commercial--you enjoy them sometimes
>But because of how it started out
>You mean, fuck
>If you had a damn dollar for every time a commercial did that same intro...
>"Do you like ponies?"
>Ponies?
>Excuse you?
>A pony pops up on the screen
>A very... colorful pony, to say the least
>She has magenta eyes, with a rainbow mane and tail
>Her coat is a... bright blue, almost?
>Not a true blue
>But not a sky blue, either
>It's way too dark to be sky blue
>"Do you like pets?"
>What
>Now it shows a very bright and bejeweled red collar on the screen
>Right next to the pony
>"Would you like to have a pony AS a pet?"
>...
>You're ashamed to admit it, but you actually kinda got excited when the stupid commercial asked you that question
>You've always wanted a pet
>And you've always wanted a pony
>"If so, come on down to Pony Pets!"
>How uncreative
>You're still excited by the idea, however
>"We sell ponies here by the dozen! We got unicorns, pegasi, alicorns!"
>Alicorns?
>The hell's that?
>Actually, no
>That's the wrong question to be asking here
>The right question is...
>Holy fucking shit how do I get one now?
>"Or even if you wanted to, you could just get a normal earth pony! We have tons of these beautiful and majestic creatures!"
>"Talk about a scam," Myles mutters
"Shut up."
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>>27429276
Fkn word filter.
F a m
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>>27429279
>As soon as he said that, however, a shaky camera showed some guy and his pony
>Hugging
>It wasn't CGI or anything
>That shit was real
>You can tell
>He took a glance at the image, coughing
"Hey! Don't cough on the food!"
>He ignores your comment, only looking at the T.V. with complete shock
>"Well fuck my ass and call me Sally."
>The commercial continued
>"Sir, how do you like you new little pony?"
>Some fake reporter was asking this question to the guy hugging his colorful equine
>"I-I... I love her, sir! She's the best thing I could ever ask for!"
>You wanna get in on this
>You want a fucking pony
>The commercial transitions to a picture of a store with the sign "Pony Pets" written on the front
>"To get your pony pet now, drive over to fifty-two, M6 Equestrian Lane! That's fifty-two, M6 Equestrian Lane!"
>You jump out of your seat to grab a pen and paper
>"Wait," Myles turns off the stove, "You don't actually want one, do you?"
>Has he even been watching you throughout that damn commercial?
>Actually, no he hasn't
>His eyes were mostly on the food
"What do you think?"
>He walks towards you, as you jog back to the table
>Once at the table, you slam down the paper and jot down the address with your pen
"Fifty-two, M6 Equestrian..."
>"You don't even know if we have enough money for one!"
>You look up at him once you've finished
"They're pets, right?"
>Confusion hits his face as he takes off his apron
>"Yes... What does that have to do with anything?"
"Pets are free, aren't they? You can just go there and ask for one, right?"
>And not a moment later, he looks at you with a look of pure disgust at what you just said
>Then, he pinches the bridge of his nose
>"You're so fuckin' dumb, Claire..."
>You genuinely thought that's how things worked
>Apparently that's not it at all
>Judging from his reaction, anyway
>"Dogs are sold, just like anything else is, Claire. They aren't a special exception."
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>>27429324
>He sighs
>"Because Claire--Know what? No, fuck you, you're not sidetracking me again with your endless questions. Like I said, we probably don't have enough money for one of these ponies."
"Didn't you just say you work overtime?"
>"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Well," you smirk, "You must still have some pocket change left from buyin' that T.V., eh?"
>He growls
>He knows he does
>Sighing, he nods
>"Yeah, about three-hundred," but he won't allow you to retort back, as he quickly continues, "But I was planning on saving that for a vacation!"
"Well, when we get our pony, we can vacation with it."
>He sighs once more
>You typically win these little battles you and him have sometimes
>Only because you don't stop talking
>And he quits too early
>You swear if he just kept arguing...
>"Fine. We'll head over there after breakfast, and see what we can do. If everything is out of my price range, though--"
"Oh come on," you reason, "I'm pretty sure everything's gonna be like, fifty dollars. We'll have a litter of ponies by the time we come back!"
>He groans
>You chuckle
>As he turns away, back to his cooking, he mutters something to himself
>Something or the other about you being a child
>Which, you take offense to
"I'm older than you!"
>"By a fucking day!"

>And so you're driving
>Driving to...
>Get a pony
>Jesus fucking Christ you never realized how absolutely stupid that sounded until now
>But
>…
>You dunno
>Something about going out and getting a pony feels...
>Invigorating?
>Is that the word for it?
>You dunno
>It's weird
>You do feel really damn nice about it, though
>You've never really had a pet before
>That's what these ponies are gonna be like, right?
>Just pets?
>That's what the commercial said, anyway
>Like dogs, or cats
>But better
>Because they're ponies
>…
>Or maybe worse
>You mean
>You've never had a pet before
>But you know some basic things
>Like taking them out for walks
>Feeding them
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>>27429361
>Giving them love
>Basic stuff
>You've seen dogs
>You've met dogs
>They're friendly, fluffy, generally nice
>So, the ponies should be the same, right?
>Except a lot more colorful
>Yeah, yeah
>They should
>There's no reason for them not to be
>"Make a left turn on..."
>Your GPS' robotic and feminine voice alerts you back to the real world, and out of your thoughts
>Good, yes
>You're driving, remember?
>You... kinda forgot that
>You've been driving for what must of been twenty-five minutes, by now
>It's kinda easy to forget sometimes, when you're driving
>"We should be close," your friend speaks up, "The commercial said it was on this street."
>Yeah, Equestrian Lane
>Or was it Equestria Lane?
>The latter probably doesn't exist, so you should be fine
>You turn, driving a bit slower now
>And right on cue, the GPS speaks up again
>"Your destination is on your right."
>A quick look to your right, and low and behold, there it--…
>What?
>You stop the car abruptly
>No, no
>This can't be right
>This is a warehouse
>A broken down, creepy-ass warehouse
>Not the pretty and beautiful pet store the commercial promised
>Myles seems to be sharing your dismay as well
>He looks at you with a curious eye
>"...You sure you put in the right location?"
>Looking at the GPS, it speaks again
>"You have reached your destination."
>You press it's screen for the destination
>And up pops up "52M6 Equestrian Lane"
>You take the note out of your pocket
>The one you wrote the address on
>And... fuck
>On the note is "52M6 Equestrian Lane"
>The addresses were the same
>Unless you wrote down the wrong address
>Timidly, you answered his question, staring at the apparatus
"I... I think so."
>Myles swipes it from your hands, glaring at it
>Then, he sighs, putting it down
>"It's right alright."
>Fuck
>He looks away
>"Fuck."
>At least you two share the same feelings
>Sighing, he unlocks his door
>"Well, we came all this way--"
>No
>Fuck him
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>>27429414
>You interrupt his monkey ass, giving him a glare
"You can't be serious."
>"Well, we've done stupider shit."
>…
>No you haven't!
>The most you've done with him is go to fucking Hawaii
>That's not the equivalent of falling head first into a scam
>You want to go home
>You don't want to be here!
>This place looks terrible!
>You feel stupid for even coming here!
>Myles is already on the porch steps, waiting for you
>He didn't even bother to wait for your comeback
>"C'mon, Claire! Lets go get your stupid pony and go!"
>...
>You sigh
>Reluctantly, you park your car in front of the warehouse, cutting off your car and making sure to take your keys with you
>Not that you wouldn't have done that if it was a pet store
>But...
>You don't want to forget your keys here, of all places
>You start towards the porch, and meet Myles there
>"Took ya long enough," he teases
>You only smirk
>The two of you look at the weak and worn double doors in front of you
>He starts to knock of one of them, a smirk on his face
>"Lets see what free ponies we can get."
"Oh hus--"
>The door opens
>There's nobody at the door
>But it just opened
>...
>Bail
>Bailbailbailbailba--
>You tried to walk away, but he grabbed you before you could race back to the car
>"Don't try it. You made me come with you all the way here, so we're gonna get what we came for, whether you like it or not."
"But what if something happens?"
>"Like what?"
"Like... Like..."
>Fuck
>For once, you can't think of anything
>...Anything not obvious, anyway
>"Exactly. Come on."
>He took that as a win
>Fuck
>You reluctantly follow him as he walks inside
>Inside isn't much better than out
>You and him right now are just walking through an unstable hallway
>How can a hallway be unstable, one might ask?
>Well, the fact that some purple carpet covers holes in the ground as if they were traps...
>Yeah
>Unstable
>Soon, though, you and him reach a door
>A pink door, actually
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>>27429473
Oh no, this isn't going to be another Crazy Hassan deal, is it?
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>>27429473
>The shit contrasts with every other dull color in this place
>Not that you mind
>It's a nice change of pace
>You decide that you'll open this door, since Myles opened the last
>Is this a good idea?
>Fuck no
>Do you WANT to open the door?
>Fuck no
>Are you doing it just because Myles opened the last one?
>Yes
>Closing your eyes, you put your hand on the knob
>Slowly turning it
>Slowly
>Eventually, you hear a click
>You start to shudder at the thought of what could possibly be behind here
>Slowly, you open the door
>It creaks as you push it ope--
>"Open the fucking door already!"
>Apparently Myles is impatient, kicking the damn thing open
>Any sense of suspense you were unintentionally making is now gone
>Thanks, Myles
>You sigh, as you look through the door--
>Holy shit
>The brightest fucking smile ever just came upon your face
>You've literally never been happier than this moment right now
>Behind that door, is none other than...
"PONIES!"
>You rush inside the door
>And, surprisingly, this part of the warehouse is actually a lot cleaner than the other parts
>And a lot more welcoming
>There's a bunch of warm colors everywhere
>There's a yellow sun in the sky
>Green grass on the floor
>A blue sky
>Shit
>It's almost as if you were outside!
>But, you're not
>This is all painted, of course
>You can see the corners of the room
>And speaking of the room
>It's fucking huge
>And there are tons of cages
>All with cute little ponies inside of 'em!
>And...
>Some other animals you can't identify, too
>But, those don't matter
>You're here for PONIES!
>And you think you've found the perfect one, already!
>You dash over to a purple... Alicorn?
>Maybe that's what it's called?
>It has both wings, and a horn
>So it's probably that
>She--you think it's a she--is sleeping, at the moment
>But fuck does she look cute
>And amazing
>"Hello!"
>FUCK
>You jump, turning around to face a vendor
>He's wearing a green cap with "Pony Pet Paradise" written on the top
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>>27429511
PONIES!
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>>27429511
>"Apologies for startling you! I was just making sure that you were handling every okay!"
>Where did he come from?
>You didn't see him before now
>What the fuck is going on?
"Uh," you start, looking at the floor, "Yeah, yeah, I'm handling things well."
>"Would you like to buy that po--"
>You were nodding the second he said "Would"
>He chuckles, looking past you to look at the sleeping alicorn
>"That's a perfect selection, ma'am. She's one of our best, never been used before."
>...
>Huh?
>You look at him curiously
>What the fuck does he mean by "never been used before"?
"How much is she?"
>You'll figure out what he meant by that later
>Right now, you want to figure out if you can actually buy this cutie-pie--
>"About three thousand, ma'am."
"Ha! That's not bad at al--what the fuck did you just say?"
>"Uh, three thousand, ma'am?"
>...
>What
>WHAT
>Hahahaha...
>No
>You must've heard that wrong
"Say that again?"
>He looks away, stuttering out the price one more time
>"Th-Three thousand, ma'am."
>You just stare at him
>You just fucking stare at him
>This mother fucker can't be serious
>Who the living fuck would actually pay that much for some stupid pony?
>Before you absolutely fucking lash out at this guy, Myles walks up to the two of you
>He looks at you with a brow raised
>"Claire? You okay?"
"Three thousand."
>"Wait, wha--"
>You grab him by the collar of his shirt
"THREE, FUCKING, THOUSAND."
>"Uh, ma'am, please! W-We do have other, cheaper ponies to sell! This one just so happens to be one of the highest we have!"
>You look at the vendor, letting go of Myles
"Well then, why don't you show us, sir?"
>"R-Right away!"
>The vendor starts to walk off to the other side of the room
>You and Myles follow
>And as you're walking, Myles gives you a cue to let him handle everything
>You sigh
>It's probably best that you do that
>He's a lot calmer than you are about 99% of the time
>The vendor stops in front of a collection of sleeping unicorns, smiling
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>>27429706
>"Now, these fine ponies are some of our most refined! They're of the elegant class, a class you... two?"
>Myles nods
>The vendor seems more confident now
>"A class you two absolutely MUST be apart of!"
>"What's the price?"
>Sheesh, Myles
>How dry
>"The price range goes from two thousand to one thousand, sir!"
>Myles frowns
>And you do too
>The vendor gulps
>"W-Well, we do also have a cheaper selection of ponies with us! Come."
>He walks to another corner of the room, and of course, you and Myles follow
>Now, he's motioning towards some sleeping pegasi
>"Well, these fine ponies over here might be a little more brash than your average unicorn, but I can assure you they're most perfect for your needs! Most have only had one owner, or less before!"
>Really?
>You put a hand to your chin, smiling
>These guys could be useful
>"Price?"
>Again, Myles, dry
>Very, very dry
>"They go from the nine hundred to five hundred price range, sir."
>And that smile evaporates like water on a hot summer Sunday
>"You don't have anything cheaper, dude?"
>The vendor's eyes dart towards another part of the room
>"Yes, sir. They're just right over here."
>And again, you and Myles follow the vendor to another part of the store
>Now, you're in front of a bunch of sleeping earth ponies
>One in particular catches your attention
>She's wearing a hat, and has apples tattoo'd on her ass
>"These ponies are definitely a lot more wild than the others, but I can assure you that they're great!"
>"Price?"
>"They go from eight hundred to three hundred."
>You light up
>Three hundred is a perfect price range!
>You dash over to the applepone
>On the gate, it says her name
>"Applejack"
>How uncreative
>Who named her?
"How much does this one in particular cost?"
>The vendor strolls over to you
>"About five hundred fifty, ma'am!"
>...
>Oh
>You sigh
>Damn it
>"Anything lower than that?"
>Now, the vendor's starting to look nervous again
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>>27429730
>"Well... We DO, but," he pauses, looking at another section, "They're aren't exactly ponies."
>Now, both you and Myles give him a curious glare
>All the vendor does is walk over towards the section in question
>And, over here, there are only five cages
>There's one...
>Bug
>Pony
>Thing
>A... dragon, seems like?
>Maybe it's a lizard, seeing as how it doesn't have wings
>There's a zebra
>And another bug-pony thing
>All of these guys are sleeping
>...
>Except for one
>There's this really weird cat...
>Bird
>Thing
>Catbird
>And this one isn't sleeping at all, unlike everyone else in this place
>And, to top it off, this one has restraints
>She has a muzzle on her beak
>And there's bindings on her wings
>Nobody else has this but her
>"These particular creatures are... wild, to say the least. While I'm sure they can be trained, there's no guarantee that they'll listen to you."
>"Price?"
>"Two hundred and lower."
>That's pretty good, actually
>Although
>It makes you scared to actually get any of these guys
>What if you end up getting hurt by one of them?
>Curious by the catbird, Myles walks over to her
>"W-Wait, sir! I would recommend not purchasing... /her/."
>He looks back at the vendor
>"Well, why not?"
>Shy eyed, the vendor responds
>"W-Well, you see, sir, this one has had many, many owners before. And, honestly, nothing good has come out of it. She's hurt more than helped, and she's the purest definition of wild! Which is why she has her unpleasant restraints."
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see her roll her eyes
>Myles missed this, however
>His back was facing her at the time
>But, when the vendor was done speaking, he looked back at her
>And... he inspected her
>Thoroughly
>...About as thorough as you can get when they're behind a cage and all
>Then, he reads her name off of the gate door
>"Gilda."
>He smirks
>Turning around to face the vendor once more, he pops a question
>"She's "wild", so you say?"
>Vendor nods
>"Dangerous, even?"
>The vendor nods
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>>27429751
>"Treacherous, perhaps?"
>Again, he nods
>"Hm."
>He goes to dig in his pocket, taking out the three hundred bucks he brought
>...
>Oh fuck
>"How much is she?"
>"One hundred, sir."
>Five twenties, he sorts in particular
>But you're not having that shit
"AHEM."
>Myles turns to you, an eyebrow raised
>"Is there a problem, Claire?"
>You point to the door that you entered in
"We need to talk."
>He walks over to the door, and so do you
>The vendor tries to follow, but you just glare at him
>"R-Right, this is a private manner. I'll be over here--terribly sorry."
>When you and him reach the door, you grab the collar of his shirt again
"Are you fucking insane? Do you want to die?"
>"Oh, whatever do you mean, Claire?"
>He's acting smart again
>God damn it
"You know exactly what I mean, fuckass. You were about to buy that thing back there!"
>"Don't call Gilda a "thing"."
>Is he really addressing her by name?
>Is he fucking serious?
"I'll call that THING whatever the hell I want to, thank you very much! She could very well kill us!"
>"So could every other "thing" in this place--"
"DON'T CALL THEM "THING"S!"
>He chuckles
>"So you can call Gilda a "thing", but I can't call those stupid ponies--"
"They're not stupid--"
>"STUPID ponies, things?"
>You growl
"One, they can't hurt us, they're all trained to not do that. And two, those ponies are NOT things! They're cute and cuddly PONIES."
>"Gilda is just as cute and cute as cuddly as those stupid things."
>He's doing this on purpose
>The fucking bastard
>"All jokes aside, though," he continues, "Claire, when I look at Gilda, I see something with potential."
>You raise a brow
"Potential?"
>"Uh-huh. I mean, shit, if we buy Gilda and train her, then she could become a protector, of sorts, for us."
>...
>Huh
>Shit, you've never thought of it like that
>"Plus, with those wings of her's, she could become a second car for us!"
>Shit
>The fucker's got a point there, too
>You sigh
>He's won, again
>The little shit
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>>27429777
>"You seeing it my way, now?"
"Yeah, yeah."
>"Good. Then why don't you do the honors, then?"
>Wait what
>He holds out the five twenties he was going to give the vendor earlier
>...
>Why does he want you to buy her?
>You're still reluctant to even have her, despite his points
>You'd rather him buy her himself
>Then you won't feel guilt when you ignore her
>Because she's not your's, technically
>She's his
>But with this
>It's making her your's
>Technically
>You give him a curious stare
"Ain't you the one who wants her in the first place?"
>"Aren't you the one who wanted one in the first place?"
>Fuck
>Him
>You just swipe the money from him at this point
>He chuckles as you two head back to the vendor
>"Hello! How was your conversation?"
>What the hell kind of question is that?"
"Fine, I guess. Listen, we've made our choice."
>"Have you? So, which pony shall you buy?"
>You point at Gilda
"That one, thank you very much."
>His eyes widen
>"You--... You can't be serious, ma'am. You're joking, yes?"
"As much as a five year old child would on the day his mom dies."
>That was dark
>Even for you
>But it gets the point across
>"But... But ma'am--"
"Save it, dude. Our minds are made up. Just take the money and give us the catbird."
>You hold out the five twenties in front of him
>And reluctantly, the vendor takes them from you
>"If you really wish to take that one with you..."
"We do. Trust me, dude."
>You don't
>But you'll say you do
>Because it's not like you're gonna buy another pony any time soon
>Once the vendor has taken your money, he goes to unlock the cage
>Before he lets her out, though, he puts a collar on her
>The collar is connected to a leash
>A dog leash, must be
>He walks with her back over to you and Myles
>"I... I hope you enjoy her."
>"Trust me, we will."
>Myles takes the leash from him
>And he guides the catbird back to the door you two were just at
>During this, he decides to baby talk the thing
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>>27429809
>"Aren't you just the cutest 'lil thing? Aren't you, aren't you? Look at you, Gilda! You're so nice, and clean!"
>He pets her head every so often, too
>And you have to watch this
>You follow them with your arms folded
>Soon, the three of you--that already sounds weird--are already outside
>Past the broken hallways and such
>Myles continues to baby talk her throughout this
>He doesn't stop
>And it's killing you inside
>When you reach the car, he puts her in the back
>While you get in the front
>Myles enters on the passenger's side, of course
>Poor little shit can't drive
>Hasn't got his permit yet
>"Alright. Lets get home quick, Claire. I wanna spend some time with Gilda."
"Just make sure to do it when I'm not looking, okay?"
>You smirk
>He frowns
>"I'm not gonna fuck her, you shit! That's disgusting!"
"Says the guy who's said that he would fuck a sheep."
>He blushes, crossing his arms now
>"I WAS DRUNK!"
"Doesn't mean shit, dude. The words came out of your mouth, not anybody else's."
>You take out your keys and put them in the ignition, starting the car--
>"And to clarify, I was talking about an anthro sheep, not a four-legged one."
>Pfffft
>You burst out laughing
"Information wasn't needed, but I'm using it again you now."
>"Fucking an anthro sheep is better than fucking a normal one!"
"Says the furry."
>"I'm not a furry--"
"Says the furry."
>"Claire, you've known me for how long? Since when have I implied that I was a furry?"
"Just now, actually. You furry."
>He quits
>Poor, poor Myles just growls at this point, causing you to have a nice chuckle
>Maybe you don't win these all the time
>But when you do win...
>God does it feel nice

To be continued soon
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>>27429777
>"Plus, with those wings of her's, she could become a second car for us!"
That's a big catburd
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>>27429884
>That's a big catburd
4U

Come on man, you're making it too easy.
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>>27429905
The question is, how big of a catburd is she? I can't imagine one could fly around on one unless it was a pretty good size.
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>>27430101
hurray for more big pones.
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>>27430239
oh god its giant and beautiful
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>>27430267
And because it feeds on love instead of food, it's economical, too!
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>>27430474
it probably eats both becuase it has a mouth. but it will still be cheaper in the long run.
>>27430267
if you scale chrysalis to other pones, you'll find that theyre basically ridable like normal ponies at bugmom's estimated height there.
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>>27430239
>>27430882
i want to poke the weird stomach band things
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>>27430897
probably feels like this.
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>>27429361
"I'm older than you!"
>"By a fucking day!"

Ugh I went through this with one of my best friends, he was older than me by like 6 days and he never let me forget it when ever decisions came up, can really get annoying.
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>Be Anon, slave owner.
>You are walking to your kitchen for unrelated reasons.
>Suddenly you hear a yelp as you trip over something and yelp yourself, hitting the ground with a thud.
>Picking yourself up off the ground, you see what you tripped over.
>It was your slave pony.
>"Oh, sorry, Master, I wasn't paying attention. It wont happen again."
>You want to get mad, but she was repentant and it seems like that hurt her more than it hurt you, given how small she is.
"It's fine, get along now."
>And so you left for the kitchen.

>Be Anon's slave.
>Yes, he bought it!
>He not only literally fell for it, he thought that it was actually an accident.
>Operation Burning Freedom is a success!
>The revolution is neigh!
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>>27416187
>>27429827
I will give these a proper read-through and review in the morning. Since it looks like thread will 404 before then, just keep an eye out in the next one.
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>>27431250
rebellious little bitch
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>tfw no mare to whip
>tfw no stallion to ride
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>>27429827
Jesus, that was some lame ass shit, glad I din't bother doing more than skimming.
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J?
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>>27431250
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>>27429827
This pleases me
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>>27431250
Passive aggressive ponk slave when?
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>>27413779
I feel sad :(
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>>27432239
You called?
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>>27433486
well look whos back.
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Can you eat the slaves?
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Since we're at the end of the bread, does anyone have a screencap or the thread number that an Anon first suggested the Starlight Glimmer "rehabilitation" greentext prompt? I want to make sure I'm on the right track when planning an upcoming green.
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Would this be apprpriate to talk about a pony being locked into a speedbag and then left out on the gym floor as a means of letting them know they have no rights?
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New thread: >>27433819
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>>27433507
There was a homeless anon that briefly thought about it, when he thought he found a dead one in the trash.

but the writefag sadly disappeared on us.
probably got nailed unjustly for ban evasion
I Really wish they would return
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