Sunset Shimmer Thread: Comfy Edition

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>>27341747
First for praising Sunset Shimmer. She's the best.

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>>27341747
Oh and everything would be better Anon.

We could make each other breakfasts. Split the chores. Work together on fun little projects like growing a garden together and watching the little sprouts grow.

Endless cuddling for days on end when the weather is cold and miserable outside.

All mundane tasks would be infinitely better. Even watching shitty advertisements because we could make fun of how shitty they are together.

I would give her tons of footrubs, and hope that she'll do the same for me, (it's absolutely not my fetish) It actually is my fetish and I would pick up a boner with relative ease

>>27341747

>cuddle next to the fire under a down blanket
>make breakfast
>foot rubs
>Having drinks
>combing her hair
>ravishing her
>Spoil her with flowers and shit

>>27341813
wtf man you beat me by like 3 seconds.

Getting drunk of sunny D and rum.
then

>rape

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>>27341824
Gosh we have such nice Anons in this thread. Comfy edition indeed.

Someday I wanna chill and drink beers with my Shimmerbros.

>>27341828
And then theres this guy.

>>27341747
Related to our interest :^)

>>27306222
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>>27306319
>>27306339
>>27332953

Previous OP here, I'm handing it over to you guys, this comfy edition is well, comfy.

>>27341917
Thanks Anon, I hope your night is going well.

Perhaps I'll actually write something this time.

>>27341885
where you at, homie? What's your poison?

What would be shimmer's favorite beer?

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>>27342051
Washington.

Any beer is fine, I haven't developed an affinity for any particular one.

Steel Reserve is probably my LEAST favorite.

Redds Apple Ale is quite nice, though I'm not sure it's really a beer.

It's hard to say what Sunset would like, but I can definitely imagine her swilling one back after a long day.

>>27342114
Mike's hard, Redd's, Angry Orchard, Mic Ultra. I be it's something like that.

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>Filly

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>>27342114
Oregonian, here
nice to know there's a fellow west coaster here

>>27342265
I'm not a drinker but I have had Mike's Hard before and liked it

>>27342740
she's legal because she has her CM, so I would

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how would Sunset react if she found out that Twilight has another student?
this is the same thing that happened to her
after all, Sunset was Celestia's student before before Twilight, but then Twilight came along and hogged all the attention

>>27343032
Celestia also had a few Students next to Twilight. It's mentioned in the Comics I guess.

>>27343058
never read the comics
I detest most of the art styles used and the writing sucks balls in a bad way

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>>27343032
It'd hurt her for sure.

But Celestia is a cunt.

I'm just going to be all ambiguous and tell you you're not ready lol!
Or
Hey my student is curious about some shit, better chastise them about it and avoid the subject!

Shes about as good of a Teacher to Sunset, as Gendo Ikari is a father to Shinji.

I really need a Sunset plush to cuddle at night.

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>>27343032
Technically speaking Sunset is Twilight's Senpai.
And as Starlight is Twilight's student that makes her Sunset's Kouhai.
Now submit to your Senpai, Starlight.

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Emergency Bump

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I wanna have a pillow fight with Sunny.

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>>27343381
Most of us do. Some of us will just have to make due with our imaginations.

>>27343464
Everyone will submit to our glorious Sunset someday.

>>27344098
Thanks for the emergency bump.

>>27344253
Right in the feels..

>>27344480
I think it'd be fun.

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>>27342051
>>27342114
>>27342265
>>27342758
There's only one right answer...

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I will marry Sunny.

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>"m-maybe someday we'll have an episode together? I don't mind sharing..."

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SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

LITERALLY MAKES ME SHOUT OUT LOUD WHEN I SEE CERTAIN PICS OF HER

HASBROOOOOOO

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>>27345811

I know the feel, Anon.

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>>27345629
Stop taking the piss mate.

>>27345657
Not if I marry her first.

>>27345811
Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfdUWOsWJss

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Belly rub
Belly rub
Belly rub

>>27346071
I wonder who commissioned this.

"Yes, I'd like you to make an animated gif of humanized Sunset petting the ponified version of herself while the ponified version of herself flails about ecstatically."

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How would you react if you came home and saw Sunset watching the Game Grumps on your computer?

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>>27345962
Sunny really is a god-tier waifu

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>>27345728

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>>27345954
>Southern Belle Shimmer

Fun fact about this Anon's life, every time I get mugged when walking home late in London, I get one step closer to moving to the southern states and trying to get a job on a ranch or some shit like that

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>>27346905
Just not being in London probably already helps mang.

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>>27346957
It probably would, I'm searching for any decent job that gives me an excuse to move out of the city, but sleepy little villages don't seem to want consultant geomorphologists.

>>27345962
>Slutty Pigeon toed stance
>Had multiple sexual partners
Kek

>>27347065
>consultant geomorphologists
Nice nieche you picked there.

>>27346905
If you do, don't take a nap on the hay it's itchy and Sticks to you.

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>You feel very uncomfortable with this.
>Like SUPER not okay.
>"What's wrong sweetie?"
>Sunset hugs your arm close.
"N-nothing. Just having some thoughts about this."
>She frowns, putting her head on your shoulder.
>"If you want we can forget this whole thing...I mean I'd rather you not feel at ends about it."
"No no. It's fine. I said I'd do this for you. If it makes you happy, I'll suffer through it."
>Keyword. "Suffer through".
>Sunset grins, and pecks your cheek happily.
>"Thank you so much Anonymous! You're the best boyfriend a girl could ask for!"
>You force a smile as you make your way up the dirt path towards the Sweet Apple Acres barn.
>Be the guy Sunset just called you earlier, and you're about to allow your honeybun Sunset Shimmer engage in her lifelong fetish.
>Horse Cuck.

>"Oh my gosh! I'm so turned on right now..I can't wait to feel that huge flair inside me, and erupting gallons of sperm into my body..."
>She trembles in delight, hugging your arm harder.
>You take this opportunity to try to feel her breast.
>"Anon please. We're in public."
>Your heart sinks, as she moves your hand away.
>With a heavy, unhappy heart, you both walk over to the barn, your buddy Mac promised you could use for an hour.
>Inside a large, muscular stallion waits, within a small stable.
>He dangles around clearly ready for action. It makes your small Asian phallus weep in comparison.
>"Oh yeah. He's so ready to go. Look at that equipment. He's HUGE! Right honey?"
"H-ha ha...yeah..he's packing alright."
>Sunset releases your arm, and approaches the snorting stallion, and runs her fingers along his throbbing heat, making the equine neigh in arousal.
>"Don't you worry boy. I'll take care of that in a moment. Close the doors for me love?"
>Feeling your heart sink into the bottom of your feet at what's about to happen you drag yourself to the double doors, every fibre of your being refusing to give in to this horrific act.
>But if it makes Sunny happy.
continue?

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>>27343381
http://kuurupop.com/my-little-pony-sunset-shimmer-plush-2899-p.asp
If youre like me and live in burgerland and don't wanna wait 2 weeks to get it, find this model on ebay, there should be plenty.
Most worth $30 I've ever spent, having a sunny to cuddle at night is the best
Pic related

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>>27346822
Sunny Bun is my waifu.

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>>27347683
Moar

>>27341747
Nasty ass pic you have OP

>>27341887
bumping for greens

>>27348500
I've seen worse

>>27347683
>cont?
I love beast stuff, especially stallion on girl, but I would be fine with this if there was less emphasis on the cucking yet, No. Don't continue this absolute shit you fucking degenerate.

>>27349605
Don't listen to him. Keep going brother>>27347683

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>>27348500
I made it slightly better. eyes still seem weird to me

>>27347683
Please don't. Seems out of character.

>>27349832
>implying anon is out of character
We all know sunset being horse cock gobbling semen demon is canon

>>27347683
I'm not ok with this but I'm going to read anyway.

Kek you guys are suckers for abuse. That was a joke. Who wants to read horse NTR? I have a real story if you're interested

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>>27349999
checking
and I would have joined in with Sunset in all honesty

>>27349999
>merely pretending

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>>27350103
Serious. I have an actual Sunset story that's not as filled with Horse cuck if you like nonnykins

>>27346957
Damn. That pic reminds me of a story idea I had way back about WWII pilot Anon and Sunset sending letters back to each other.

>>27350130
post it then so we can judge you harshly some more

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Another Friday night alone.

>>27350396
Friday the 13th

>>27350396
All the calories she's taking in in each scoop is so hot.

>Sunday morning
>you're snuggled up to Sunset in a cocoon of maroon colored blankets
>"hey. hey Anon,"
>you hear her whisper quietly, nudging you slightly
>"Anon, wake up."
"Harumph,"
>you grumble
>she quietly giggles, and intensifies her nudging ever so slightly
>"Anon, look outside"
>you shuffle around underneath the covers, making sure that no movements will endanger your sweet blanket home
>after finding the affirmative, you pull the blankets just low enough to peep out
>the first sight is the smile of Sunset, like a child on Christmas
>she giggles at your half-awake eyes, and points to the window
>Only half there, you only see the usual sight of the sky, albeit with a slightly darker tint
>then you notice the sound
>a light pitter patter on the rooftop
>you grin as you recognize it
>rain is falling

>>27350669
>Ever since you and Sunset moved to Arizona all those years ago, there hadn't been a drop of rain to be found
>You missed dancing in it, singing in it, jumping in all the puddles,
> and you know that Sunset did too.
>After, all, it was both of those things that brought you two together
>You still remember stopping your jumping when you hear a splash that couldn't have come from you
>You looked up, seeing a golden-skinned beauty doing the same
>that was all you needed
>her smile lit up the inundated world about, and she had extended her hand, her intentions clear
>you'd skipped and sang and hopped for blocks before you both found yourself hopelessly lost, in more than one way
>you found her the next day at school, the day of the school field trip to the mountains
>You pulled her aside yo ask her name
>But a thick fog had separated you both from the rest of the classmates
>The clouds shrouded you in that unforgettable moment when she leaned over and kissed your cheek
>"Sunset," she whispered
>and the rest was history

>>27350554
i bet you're a vorefag aren't you

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>>27350720
he likes her chubby

>>27350715

>Back to the moment, you felt the furious grip of the cold snatch you from blankety paradise
>your frantic screech startles the bemused expression off of Sunset as you attempt to steal back the covers
"aaaaaaahhhhit'scoldit'scoldgoodnessmeit'scoooooold!"
>it was cold
>you launched yourself into the pile she now held in her arms, and the two of you tumbled out of bed
>as per your luck, you ended up on the bottom, with your sweetheart and a tumble of blankets crushing you
>at least the covers were back on
>you cough under the pressure, upsetting the delicate balance of blankets that Sunset was perched upon
>they slide out from between you, the space quickly being filled by the girl you love
"oof!"
>"oof!"
>after perfectly synchronized oofs, she adjusts her body so that she's looking directly down at you
>"you alright, sweetheart?"
>but now you're gazing into her eyes
>she catches your amorous look, and leans down, the two of you sharing some skin

>>27350784

>she kisses you lazily, only a little tongue at first
>but at the sudden pressure your growing member places on her midsection, she grinds her hips into yours and thrusts her tongue deeper
>you gasp at the unexpected forwardness, but do not reject it
>not one bit
>you answer her fully, grabbing the back of her head and showing your own enthusiasm
>you feel her tongue and lips recede as they're pulled into a smile
>you open your eyes to the sight above you
>she's breathing in deep, her forehead pressed into yours
>you can't believe she's here, a sentiment you never totally escaped from
>that dancer in the puddles, that vision at the prom, that flawless figure you've never been able to stop gaping at
>here
>with you
>you pull her into a tight hug, the blankets falling over you
>she twists to fit the mold that you're in, her body perfectly fitting yours
>like the final puzzle piece
>life had come along with this girl, as pain goes with every pleasure
>things just get so crazy
>living life gets so hard to do
>but this laughing girl in your arms makes everything worth it

>>27350836

>she knows you, as you had always feared she would
>but you didn't know how wonderful being known would be
>all your insecurities, your failures and mistakes were spread before her, one by one
>but she had loved you still
>each new tearfelt confession of what you thought would sever the ties were brushed aside and forgiven
>she had lifted your chin so many times, and kissed you when you had believed it was over
>"I love you," she had said
>"I love you," she now said, her deep eyes looking into yours
>you didn't believe it at first
>there was so much wrong, so much you couldn't do
>but she had wanted you
>once, when the both of you were visiting her friend Twilight's house for Thanksgiving, you had had a little too much to drink
>filled with visions of your failures, you'd called your friend to drive you back to your hotel, leaving a note saying she deserved a better road than that which had brought her to you
>you'd woken up with head that felt split, the sound of rain nearby
>there was something in your hand
>a note
>It was the same one that you'd left her, with your words crossed out, and replaced with
>"I would gladly hit the road, get up and leave everything if I knew that it would lead back to you, no matter how long it took"
>You sobbed as you had read it, and didn't notice the rain stop
>But it wasn't the rain, it was the shower
>She had walked out of the bathroom, soaking wet, with eyes red from her own tears
>She tackled you, slamming you back on the bed, and together you wept
>It was then that you had promised to never leave again, a promise you would make good on

>>27350901

>You feel a tapping on your head
>her slender finger knocks on your forehead, a playful expression lazily gazing at you
>"Anon, helloooo"
>"Stay with me Anon"
>You chuckle, and hug her again
"That I can do."
>She beams as you affirm your presence
>then she leaps off of you, alarm in her eyes
>"The rain, doofus!"
>"We're gonna miss it!"
>huh?
>You realize what she means as she pulls you up violently
>Who knows how long this rain will last
>You both shove your legs into some pants, throw the first T-shirt in sight on, and barrel down the stairs
>"Last one there's a rotten egg!"
>she yells
>Of course she says this when she's in first place
>you throw your body over the bottom of the spiraling staircase
>it hurts your legs, but you're now in front of the competition
>After a brief moment of pain, you set off again towards the front door, your sweetheart in hot pursuit
>"Hey Anon!"
>you turn back, readying a list of jeers
>you're greeted with two perfect, bouncing breasts as she pulls her shirt up
>As all higher systems shut down, your hear her laugh invade your awestruck mind
>"you snooze, you lose!"

>>27350753
stop. just stop existing

>>27350961

>Dammit!
>It wasn't the first time she used those against you
>Every time you thought you'd be prepared, those perfect breasts greet you like the very first time, and shatter you
>You return enough of your mind to continue the pursuit, but you've long since lost
>She's leaping outside before you come close to the door, shouting with glee
>You grin from ear to ear when you hear that joyful cry alight upon your ears like silver bells
>Your heart soars when you see the first splash erupt from her galoshes
>you don't even bother with the shoes, and you run out the door, springing into the nearest puddle you can find
>She squeals as the water from your explosion splashes her, soaking the bottoms of her jeans
>This, right here
>This may be all you need
>In the darkness of the early morning, you can barely make out anything but the girl of your dreams
>Still the buoyant girl you had met on that perfect day
>She seems to radiate joy, having an almost golden glow shimmering around her
>In the darkness, she is all you see

>>27351018

>There was a time when she hadn't been so bright
>You don't know what happened, but her light had dimmed
>Not gone out
>You had known that it never went out, it was only hidden, like as light under a basket
>Something in her, something in her had gotten hurt somewhere, and she became cold
>even to you
>She'd started hurting people, exercising the most pointless cruelties
>Each time you heard what she'd done, you felt another part of yourself fade away
>But you pulled it back, keeping yourself together
>It wasn't her
>You don't know what it was, but that girl in the ponds didn't vanish
>She couldn't have
>You took a step back and waited, giving her a call every once in a while
>After all those times she stuck to you through her troubles, you had to do the same
>And one day, she responded
>No, she reached out
>You never expected the caller ID to bear her name again
>Something had happened at her school, something big
>She told you that she had turned into a monster, but she was brought back by a girl named Twilight and her friends
>You told her the monster was never her, that she was always herself, always that beautiful, gorgeous, incredible soul you had fallen in love with that one day
>She told you she felt exhausted throughout her whole body

>>27351080

>You, being the corny guy you were, told her that she could come and rest her bones with you
>It was then that you'd heard her laugh, really laugh, for the first time in years
>She spent the next day with you, crusing your old neighborhood in your older truck
>you'll never forget driving slow on that perfect Sunday morning
>You never wanted to leave

>Now you had left, but you hadn't left her
>And she hadn't left you
>The two of you danced in the fresh spring rain
>deeply inhaling that indescribable smell of fresh rain, the two of you jumped about, singing together
>your laughter pierced the skies, and the two of you fell laughing onto the ground together
>the chilly water on your hands poured over hers as you reached out
>Her fingers laced themselves into your, the warm breeze blowing her hair into her eyes
>"My gentleman," she proclaimed, as you dutifully brushed it out of her pale green eyes
>you pulled her into a kiss, as light and wonderful as the morning the two of you had been blessed with
>"My sun," you respond to the radiance before you
>"Always," she whispers, touching your chin and moving in again
>As the two of you kiss, the clouds break, the newly arisen sun bathing both of you in a glow that almost matched that of your sweetheart's

>>27351162

That's what I'd like to do with Sunset

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>>27351002
never said I liked that sort of thing

>>27351206
>like disproportionate grls
equally shameful

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>>27351310
you wanna know what gets me off, I'll show you!
it'll sicken you and probably get me banned, but it's worth the risk

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dat shoulder slip

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>>27351412
grab some boobies

>>27351412
>likes dykeshit too
You just skyrocketed beyond any possible redemption.There is no pleasing me
>>27351416
this guy. he knows what's up.

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>>27351438
it was hand holding, you fucking pervert

>>27351435
lesbians are a major turn off, brah. you can't have sex with them!
there's no room for men in that kind of relationship

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>>27351542
>you can't have sex with them!
>there's no room for men in that kind of relationship
Get out of your own head anon. Just enjoy the show.

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>>27351620
but I'm not a cuck

>>27351647
this

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Alright bros, I got a challenge for you.

I want you to tell me, cause I know I'm not the only one who thinks about it.

What is something kinky that you'd only allow Sunset to do with you?

I've actually got a list.
-----
Bondage

Being tied up

Being whipped old testament style

Candlewax burning.

Pegging

Being physically abused by her

I'm usually pretty vanilla otherwise, but I'm alot more open when it comes to my waifu that's for sure.

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>>27351647
>>27351721
Once again, it's not about you. It's about the girls and their forbidden love.

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>>27351757
>it's not about you

>>27351757
Get her ass in the kitchen and make me some gawd durn dinner

Clean for me

Do my laundry

Address me by "sir"

Raise the kids

Not give me lip or get the back of my hand

>>27351818
Did you by chance browse this thread on /d?

>>>/d/6800741

Seriously, are you into Stepfordization?

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>>27351812
>I don't know how to quote and I have no interest in learning

>>27351871
Even when upset she never ceases to look beautiful.

Whenever I see an image of Sunset that isn't happy, say for instance it's upset, angry, or even sad.

I feel like she still maintains her beauty.

But furthermore, it gets an emotional draw out of me.

Like if I were to see her become upset I would be deeply concerned, and probably do whatever I could to make her happy again.

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>>27351871
are you trying to bait me?

>>27351931
I can never tell what is bait on this site anymore.

Yesterday I got into an argument in this thread in which I assumed that logical points were made.

Only to have some kind of weird miscommunication and the entire conversation went straight into whacko-town.

In other words, don't bother with arguments, because half of them are trolling, and the other half are bumbling idiots who will misunderstand everything you say.

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So what would happen if Sunset got ahold of the deathnote?

>>27351162
>>27351168

It's nice and cozy. I could tell there was quite a bit of feeling and genuineness to it.

The history between Anon and Sunset gave it depth but the ambiguous phrasing toward the end made me wonder if there was something else you were building up to.

Or more likely simply Anons reflections on the way Sunset used to be and how uncomfortable it made him.

Regardless, well done.

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>>27352075
She would look you straight in the eyes and say "Fuck off with your gay animu faggotry, you degenerate weeaboo"

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>>27350158
Someone wrote just a little bit of that I think. But it never really went anywhere.

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Bump.

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post your folders

>>27355788
>NSFW bigger than your SFW folder
I know that feel.

Would you all want for Twilight to read Sunset a story?

>>27343464
Technically yes since she was the first student. However now she's under Twilight so Twilight is Sunset's senpai like Starlight.

Is there a term in the Chinese cartoons for that?

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>>27352338
I always find it ironic that people complain about "degeneracy" on 4chan of all places.

Like, are you somehow not aware that 4chan is a cesspool of this so-called degeneracy?

Pic related, it's you.

>>27356034
don't you mean the other way around?

Could you faggots stop ruining our thread? thanks.

>>27356322

>>27356836
>implying it's an actual Shimmerbro
I didn't even know that thread existed until you pointed it out
I'm sorry (I'm truly being sincere) that some faggot is ruining your thread
it's just someone using Sunset to piss you guys off, much like they do to piss off anti-EqGfags
just report them and ignore, a mod will clean up your thread

>>27352203

I based it off of the highlights of a previous relationship, and the back-and-forth history stuff was largely so I could fit in the lyrics to the song "Sunday Morning" by Maroon 5. I did start feeling kind of emotional towards the end, which is why it may seem less like a story and more like a shitty journal entry

I don't think I'm skilled enough to do something big, so right now I'm just doing one shots here and there, with the possibility of extending it.

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>"Sunset Shimmer, use Fire Blast!"

seriously though, this could be a great green of Sunset reverting into pony form for some reason

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>>27357861
There is a difference between mental skills and physical skills.

Physical skills depend on the user getting stronger through repetition.

Something like writing however I believe you can approach from a more technical standpoint.

The composition of your writing can be improved by simply planning out your story in advance.

Even if you just have a vague idea.

Think of it like Samus charging up her gun, the longer you charge, the more powerful the blast.

>>27360326
I concur, mental skill and physical skill are highly comparable. Both are governed by specific brain region. However, the brain cannot be compared to one muscle, but to a huge number of muscles, with each skill and capability having their own special place. Training your legs won't get you sttronger arms, and training your knack for natural sciences won't make you a better speaker, as being a better orator isn't always making you a better philosopher. It all hangs toggether, though. Heealthy minds in healthy bodies.

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Hi from Russia, guys.

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>>27360657
Hey russiabro, how are things going. You ready for the god emperor to patch up America-Russian relationships?

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>>27360687
Of cource! But i prefer mlp disscussions, not political.

>>27360750
How do you feel about Sunsets boobs?

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>>27360866
They're so cute, I'd bounce them during foreplay.

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>>27346905
You're welcome here any time. Plenty of room and wide open skies. And you'll find it's nothing like what the sensationalized media inflates it to be like.

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>page 9

>>27360960
Wake up.

>>27362014
>Sunset plushie with the bitch face
God I want that.

>>27363374
For some reason I thought Sunny was wearing a pizza delivery uniform

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>>27363650
I want to chill with Sunset and her friends on the couch and eat pizza.

>>27363685
>she doesn't have the pizza with the "extra sausage"

>>27360657
Hi from El Salvador (hell)

>>27351757
Shit, I realized I'm innocent af

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>>27351757
Anything
Except cucking; that's horrible

>>27363685
http://pastebin.com/0ksBrZvm

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>>27362753
Dennybutt always draws cute sunpones
Even if they look kind of like cows

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>>27346957
holy shit dude me too

Mine's a G10 though

>>27363846
would you happen to know if this game has been properly optimized for ps4?w hen I first tried it the controls were absolute shit
>inb4 console peasant

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CLEAR!

>>27351757
If she REALLY wanted to, we could use food in creative ways. But only for her because food in my bedroom pisses me off. ITS A BEDROOM, NOT A FUCKING KITCHEN. But if she wanted to then ok.

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>>27363986
If there's one thing Gaijin has gotten right it's the optimization of that game. It runs on toasters. Your playstation shouldn't have any issues.

Also this is my favorite Sunset pic.

>>27364759
maybe optimized wasn't the right word but like I said the controls were really bad last time I played

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>>27363685
Here comes Sunny Bun with more unhealthy foods.

>>27364779
Can't you just use a keyboard on PS4? I can't imagine playing with a controller. If not that sucks.

>>27364805
i think you can. never tried to and don't have one

>>27364837
keyboard and mouse or joystick are the only ways to play that game. Just get a keyboard+mouse on amazon or some shit for like 10 bucks. There's not so many controls you need a fancy 50 button mouse to play it.

>>27364837
Not by default, there's a special kb+m that you have to buy and it's about $500 if I remember correctly

>>27364861
https://www.quora.com/Can-we-connect-keyboard-and-mouse-to-ps4

It's as cheap as a functioning keyboard and mouse.

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>tfw anon agreed to a date

How much would Sunset have to pay you for you to eat out her pussy?

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>>27365186
Shouldn't the question be how much would you pay to eat out her pussy?

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SHE'S SO CUTE

IT HURTS TO FUCKING LIVE

WHY DID I COME BACK TO THIS BOARD

SUNNYYYYYYYY

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>>27363846
I don't have it anymore, those are old screenshots from my old computer. Had it on the Spitfire and the Gustavs.

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>>27366380

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>>27366386

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>>27366440

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...yeah... so this exists...

>>27366619
>ellipses
you're still the cringe here.

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>>27366635
Y-you too

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or the sexy and lusty She-Demon

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>>27366654

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>>27366660

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I would love to have that Fluttershy display only if they had a Sunset Shimmer version

>>27367532
qt

>>27363792
That was pretty good

>>27366445
It might not be for kids, but it's perfect for having them.

Seems ironic doesn't it?

So why don't they have a funko pop figurine for Sunny yet?

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>>27368856
I want to funko pop Sunsets cherry.

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>>27368909
Goddammit 4chan. It's my fault for thinking we could hold a serious conversation. Cute pic though.

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>>27368931
Are you implying I'm not serious about popping Sunset's cherry? Where do you think you are?

>>27368931
i want to rest my pudding pop in sunset shimmer's bill cosby, if you know what i mean

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>>27369541
I want to shimmer her sunset if you know what I mean.

>>27369579
i want to leave my ray of sunshine inside her southern horizon if you understand what i am saying

>>27369579
i want to leave my semen inside of her vaginal canal if you get my drift

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>>27369579
MORNING IN PONYVILLE SHIMMERS

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>>27369579
I want to give Sunny my D, if you are able to understand what I am talking about
>captcha: oranges

>>27369610
ewww, faggot!

>>27369610
I don't get it.

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>>27369629
Evening in Canterlot sparkles!

>>27369639
I want to cuddle with her on a cold rainy day wrapped in blankets by the fire, sipping cocoa and watching Pixar movies... if you catch my drift.

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>>27369766
Anon you've gone too far you lewd monster
You should feel ashamed of yourself

>>27369766

i want to spy on her in the shower and masturbate to the video while selling it on the internet to /mlp/ fuckers, if you comprehend my general meaning

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>>27369639
>I want to give Sunny my D, if you are able to understand what I am talking about

Oh, I read you loud and clear.

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>>27369766
While we are sitting on a blanket under a tree at the top of a hill over looking the city as the sun sets, I want to hold her hands in mine as we look deep into each others eyes and profess my undying love for her and ask for her hand/hoof in marriage.
Then I'd give her a long, deeply loving kiss after she answers "Yes!" with enthusiasm.
We'd then settle into a sweet and sensual lovemaking session and I would cum inside her as we lock lips one more time before separating into two sweaty messes.
Lastly, I would play with her squiggle as we lay there panting, letting both euphoria and the cool night air wash over our wet, sticky bodies

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>>27370075
Cleaned it up a bit

>>27370181
sauce on that sunset pic please

>>27370134
You just mastered sexy romance.

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>>27370194
Fuck I keep missing little pieces.

And I'll probably post the original image in a sec

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There, the original smug sunset

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>>27370215
I'm a hopeless romantic, which is why I'll be alone forever because I don't believe in treating women like shit

>>27370257
nice
and here is the original original
I had thought it was uotapo's style

>>27370297
Nice guys finish last.

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So what do you guys think they'll do with Sunny in EQG4?

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>>27370319
BE the main character this time while everyone else are secondaries instead of sharing it with a Twilight Sparkle for a fourth time

>>27370319
M-make her real and then give her my address?

>>27370368
Would you guys want any chars from the pony realm to enter the human world, or leave them out completely like in FG.

>>27370389

Part of me wants to see Sunset come home to see her family for a while - maybe a Hearth's Warming episode or something. I think it'd be interesting to see her having to psych herself up for it, not sure how it's going to go or how her parents will react to seeing their daughter just kind of pop by after who-knows-how-many years after just disappearing one day.

But I know Hasbro would never do it.

>>27370309
I would say, "Stupid guys finish last".

Or actually, never really finish at all.

If you don't have the social status or skills to get laid, you don't have anything at all.

Thats why I come here, because I'm pathetic and I have nothing else. Even Sunset in real life would probably think I'm a pathetic loser.

>>27370480
God damn I hate Hasbro with so much rage. I want to tie up the CEO and throw him into a pack of Shimmerfags.

>>27370499
You fail because you think that winning is getting laid. Winning is finding someone who loves you as much as you love them. Buy some good clothes, take a shower, shave your neck beard, burn the Fedora and just start fucking talking to girls. This is why you fail.

Check it out guys, I found porn featuring real life sunset over on /gif/

>>/gif/8568866

>>27370592
Trying again

>>>/gif/8568866

>>27370499

>>27370524
What this guy said plus an addendum:

If you whinge on and on about nobody wanting to fuck you, and how obviously it's some sort of conspiracy against you; instead of your being a pompous, self-absorbed sack of soggy dicktips who thinks a girlfriend is just a source of free sex and not another human being with feelings and interests and desires of her own, of course the majority of women are going to find you completely repulsive.

If you just wanna get your dick wet, buy a hooker and be done with it.

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>>27370524
>>27370637
>If you just wanna get your dick wet

Who doesn't want to get their dick wet? Isn't that the whole point?

Don't pretend like there's some greater meaning to it all. Love and friendship doesn't exist.

It's all a lie to pander to those dumb enough to actually believe that theres some kind of deeper meaning.

>>27370389
not really, but maybe Twilight doing the research on the pony side of the mirror and relaying the info she gotten about whatever the threat in EqG4 is through the book would be acceptable

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finally!
https://derpiboo.ru/1155080
https://derpiboo.ru/1155081
https://derpiboo.ru/1155082

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>>27370762
i feel you, either you never had it or like me you tried it, but saw behind the sad reality of what social interactions really mean, how love eventually fades and how pointless the whole matter was. In the end you can just either play along or just accept that you could only get a relationship by pretending to be what you arent and just deal with it. I personally found my peace with it after an abusive relationship and havent tried getting into one since.

>>27371035
Oh god yes, I needed a nude of that gorgeous image.

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>>27370762
So you're just gonna spend your life fucking strangers, collecting diseases and maybe a child? That seems boring and lonely. I wanna wake up every morning with the same face staring back at me, knowing that she loves me as much as I love her. I want to spend my life with someone I can trust with my secrets and my life to. Someone who will stand by my bed as I die and someone to speak at my funeral not off a card, but from feelings in her heart. But unfortunately she prolly got pregnant by a dumbass like you and is now a bored stay at home mom. Nice guys never get the girl.

Pic unrelated.

>>27371290
You realise that most of the relationships a person of average /mlp/ age would consider are not meant to last until the grave and arent based on a level of trust and personality like a good marriage but 20 to 25 yearolds fucking their brains out and "falling in love" drunk at a club with the first goodlooking guy with a nice car? I would think thats the thing about "good guys" never finishing he's complaining about, not him failing to find his soulmate.

>>27370762
>>27371220

>Babby's first nihilism

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

Your life has no meaning or purpose? Then fucking make one.

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>>27369629

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>>27371623
exactly
Make yourself WORTHY of your waifu

>>27370600
not worth the memory

>>27341747

I want to put my penis into her vagina, if you understand what i'm saying.

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Ok so heres the scenario.

You're going to spend 3 days with a fellow Shimmerbro.

You'll both be staying at a hotel in the same room. You may only leave if you both agree on where you'll go together.

However on the midnight of the third night, you must stab and kill the Shimmerbro to death with a kitchen knife in order to get to be with Sunset.

Would you?

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>>27372827
Yes
Fuck all of you
Sunset is my waifu and I'd kill all of you for her

>>27372877
>implying she would love a murderer

>>27372877
>Implying you'd really have a chance against me

We'd just be talking and I'd pass myself off as a nice person, just like I do every day. But inside I'll be plotting on just how to dispose of you.

While we're sitting around watching the Equestria Girls films together and eating junk food. I'll be psychologically analyzing you and making sure to take mental notes of your potential weaknesses.

By day three you'll think of me as a good friend, and meanwhile I won't have even an ounce of attachment for you.

I'm not some sentimental oaf who places his faith in human relationships, or cares deeply about the feelings of others.

So while you're debating on whether or not to kill me, I'll already have the knife poised and ready for the clock to strike midnight and poke a dozen holes in you.

>>27373005
Well I would just stab you the first moment I saw you.

>>27372980
Why would I tell her
>>27373005
>Wasting all that time
I'd waste you within our first conversation lad
You can't outedge me

>>27373027
>>27373042
You wouldn't accomplish the goal because the rules are very clear.

We cannot kill each other until midnight of the third night.

So true, in theory you MIGHT be able to catch me off guard, you wouldn't be able to see Sunset by the end.

Violence without tact will always result in defeat. Which is why you would never defeat me.

>>27373121
I kill for fun and don't care for rules. I would just kill you because I feel like it.
I would literally teleport behind you and nothingpersonalize you.

I eat cereal without milk, so I'd win over all of you.

>>27373132
If you disobey the rules you'll never find happiness.

You'll throw away your only chance because you were too impatient to put actual thought into your plan.

Stupid people like you deserve their fate.

>>27373153
Who says I want happiness? I just want to see the world burn.

>>27373161
Oh you'll see it burn, but you'll be right there in the flames to burn right down with it.

>>27373174
He's playing you like a fiddle, Anon. Just stop.

>>27373174
And I will gladly see it burn down. I will even hold your liveless corpse close to me while doing so.

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>>27372827
it's certainly not what she would want, so I would not do it to be with her
I'd do it out of self preservation, she would be the result of surviving

>>27364866
Not on all games though
I can't speak for all games, but I know for sure battlefield 4 doesn't let you use kb+m
Keyboard is just for faster typing

>>27373186
>>27373198

Neither of you understand, I'm merely humoring him to allow him to see the fruitlessness of his own actions.

I of course would never actually be caught off guard so easily. And in the end it will be I who have sex with Sunset Shimmer.

I'm always 10 steps ahead really. It's a shame you brutish types can't use common sense.

>>27373275
You're not humoring him, you are just playing by his rules... Just fucking stop.

So what's going on in this thread?

>>27373447
I like that one

>>27374333
Can someone edit this to show an actual cleavage crease? That's the purpose of the cat-window top, to show the cleavage.

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>all this fucking edge

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>>27374467
I know right
Sunset would be disgusted by all of these teenagers pretending to be cool

>>27371220
>nihilism
Absurdism is the real deal nietzche sucks camus's dick , also , you look extremely retarded quoting rick

>>27373447
BASED
So glad someone did this

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>>27374479
This is part of the reason I don't visit these threads. At some point, they stop being about Sunset, and become some competition between shimmerfags.

>>27374584
sunset shimmer is my favorite, but the shimmerfags can go fuck themselves

>>27345962
Lies.
Sunset knows what she is doing and isn't some awkward virgin.

>>27370637
Hookers are illegal anon.
Also, its really fucking easy to manipulate people to get a relationship, what's hard is one night stands.
I don't get why these pathetic basement dwellers can't do it.
I figure they really do want a real relationship but having never fucked its all they can talk about when it comes to the opposite sex.

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>>27374946
Please give me tips, I'm so lonely.

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bump for sunny love

>>27341758
please, someone edit her inside the handing rope where usually Equestria is.

>>27345962
>has a boyfriend
You better be talking about me.

>>27375523
hand me the rope anon

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>>27375523

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtE6heucQb0
>It's dark outside.
>You sit in relative comfort playing some shooter games.
>Headshot after headshot wrecking the shit out of noobs.
>Smiling you take another bite of your bacon hamburger helper.
>Is there anything in this world more relaxing and comfortable?
>You've played these maps over and over.
>You've used these same weapons to kill your enemies.
>It feels like progression though.
>So long as you can destroy your enemies you can-
"Oh fuck me, what a cheap kill, are you kidding me?"
>Well, you can't win every time.
>Just like life there is an ebb and flow.
>A balance, like yin and yang.
>In the great cosmic order of things, nothing is quite-
"You motherfucker! Goddammit, fuck this!"
>You belch tossing your empty plastic dish into the sink from where you're sitting.
>You sigh closing the game.

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>>27375924
>You pull up a list of this seasons animes.
>After some searching and pulling up the backgrounds on certain anime..
>You find one that piques your interest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBBFDb0hC4Y
>You can't find it on any mainstream sites though.
>Digging through the crummy streaming sites on Google you manage to find one.
>It's one of those ones where theres a little chatbox on the side.
>You boot up the anime.
>The quality is toaster-level but you still manage to enjoy it none the less.
>As you're watching however there's this consistent "popping" noise.
>Sighing you pause the video.
>You check the other tabs you have open yet none seem to be the culprit.
>Your empty room is messy and unkempt.
>But your room isn't the only thing that's not ship shape.
>Your hair long and in tangles, your shirt covered in stains.
>You feel along your face noting the pimples and popping them without care.
>Afterward you wipe the puss on your jeans.
>Not like it matters, no one will see you anyways.

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>>27375929
>Suddenly you find the source, that dang little chatbox in the corner.
>You furrow your brow trying to figure out how to disable it.
>One of the users with the name Brokenflower27 remarks in chat:
>Shutup, it's not like you understand what it's like to always be alone.
>KurosuFan: How often are you alone?
>BrokenFlower27:Every day. I haven't even seen a woman in real life, in like a year.
>KurosuFan:Dude, just hire some bimbo and get over it.
>BrokenFlower27:No way, If I'm going to be with someone, I want to find my soulmate.
>KurosuFan:Never gonna happen.
>You decide to log on quickly making an account to chat.
BaconShimmy:I think that's a pretty nice idea.
>KurosuFan:Lolwut?
>BrokenFlower27:You mean me @BaconShimmy
BaconShimmy:Yeah, you shouldn't have to settle for someone you don't want to end up with.
>BrokenFlower27:Finally, someone who gets it.
>KurosuFan:You're both stupid if you think waiting around for the "right" person is the way to go.
BaconShimmy:You're an asshole @Kurosufan
>KurosuFan:GTG, dinner is calling.
>BrokenFlower27:Later
BaconShimmy:Don't listen to him though, just be yourself. I'm sure you'll find the right girl someday.
>BrokenFlower27:They all say that. But no one really wants that.
>You take a deep inhale before typing.
BaconShimmy:What if I want that?
>BrokenFlower27:Want what? For me to be myself?
BaconShimmy:Yes

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>>27375932
>You stand in the mirror looking at your disheveled appearance.
>Your red and yellow hair frizzled and tangled.
>Body not nearly what it used to be..
>Rolls of hideous fat, unsightly blemishes.
>Unshaven arms and legs, you just look awful..
>You still retain faint glimpses of your former beauty, but you're no high school beauty queen anymore.
>7 years have really done a number on you.
>You may never regain your looks the way they were..
>This apartment always feels so empty without someone to share it with.
>How did it come to this?
>One day you're hitting it up with a bunch of friends..
>So many friends, and then..
>Just like that they fade into nothing.
>Moved on to college, to jobs.
>But you never really had a direction.
>Since coming to live here you always felt out of place.
>You had nowhere to go back to in Equestria, especially after not accomplishing things for so long here.
>Suddenly your face becomes demonic and frightening.
>Fangs and a wicked grin.
>You're shocked for a moment.
>The face disappears.
>Pressing your hands against your forehead you feel your head pulse.
>You turn on the faucet and wash your face.

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>>27375942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1TUU9UDclA
>You leave the bathroom having just freshened up.
>Suddenly your phone rings.
>You groan knowing who that person is.
"Hey Pinkie Pi-"
>"Oh my freakin goodness Sunset Shimmer! It's been like-"
"Two whole days since you last called. It's like a new record or something."
>"Someones awfully grouchy! Methinks I need to take you out again!"
"Pinkie, please, no. For the love of god I never want to see another club or party as long as I live."
>"Why, don't you like parties?"
>You run your hand over your face.
>Is she intentionally baiting a response, or is she legitimately unaware of your distaste for these events?
>You open up the fridge bending over and peering inside while still on the phone.
"Look Pinkie, I've told you. I hate the obnoxious music, I hate the lights shining in my face. I hate the obnoxious douchebags, and I hate drinking."
>"But you used to be like, THE QUEEN of parties, don't you remember?"
>You shove a bit of cheesecake in your mouth as you respond,
"That was a different me, I'm different."
>You take the gallon of milk, unscrew the lid and drink directly from the carton.
>"You can't be scared to go out Sunset, how are you ever gonna make friends?"
>Friends she says..
>You can't make a connection if you don't have anything in common.
>Maybe before it was easy to coast by on your looks, but even that's gone down the drain in recent years.
"I can't."
>"Sure you can, just be yourself!"
>Be yourself, that's what you said to that random guy in the chat yesterday..
>Was it hypocritical of you to say that?
>But then, who even are you?

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>>27375946
>It's Friday, and for once you have a date.
>Broken flower, aka "Anon" or at least that's what he said.
>Same age, same disposition.
>He seemed really lonely, just like you.
>Apparently he lives in the same city as you too.
>Celestia, and Twilight...
>They'd want you to make friends with someone like this.
>They'd.. Want you to make friends..
>Your thoughts drift to the yearbooks, but you can't bear to bring them out again..
>You've looked back too many times.
>As you get off the bus you see your reflection in the glass of the coffee shop.
>Clothes, overly baggy to compensate for the extra fat you've accumulated.
>You're reminded of that old leather jacket you have..
>It doesn't fit anymore.
>Neither of them do.
>Bigger clothes are more expensive, harder to find..
>And usually tacky too..
>Baggy sweatpants and an oversized sweater.
>You look less like someone about to go on a date, and more like someone about to go for a morning jog.
>Speaking of which..
>You grab at the flab on your belly looking down before someone calls out,
>"Hey, you must um.."
>There he is.
>He's wearing a nice dress shirt and some slacks.
>Face shaved, hair short and clean.
>He's got a little weight on him, but you're almost positive you have more.
"Y-you must be Anon, I'm-"
>He grabs your hand.
>"Sunset Shimmer, age 25, blood type O negative. You like dogs but your apartment doesn't let you keep them."
"Hey you remembered-"
>"You used to play the guitar and ride horses. You prefer quiet nights indoors and like video games."
"W-wow. Uh, it's like you've got a complete profile on me."
>"Shall we?"
>He opens the door to the coffee shop ushering you in.
>It's a bit more rare for someone to hold the door open for you these days.
"Thanks."
>You say as you walk in.

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>>27375952
>You're sipping the coffee he insisted on buying for you.
>All the while, your thoughts travel to where your 'friends' have been.
>Applejack dating that Trenderhoof guy.
>Rarity dating Spike.
>And Twilight dating Flash Sentry, your one time ex boyfriend.
>Bunch of traitors all of them.
>They used to hang out with you almost every night, and now they never even bother.
>It seems so selfish to you that it just makes you feel distraught.
>Every night just feels the same.
>Same games, same music, same calls from Pinkie.
>That occasional Facebook check only to realize that everyone is out living a happier and more fulfilling life than you are.
>This guy is clean, though perhaps not the most attractive guy.
>But damned if he isn't trying super hard for this date.
>Almost too hard really.
>It's like he took notes on literally everything you talked about the other night.
>Something about the way he talks seems a little off, but you can't quite put your finger on it.
>"So you said you were in college?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
>"What kind of stuff were you doing?"
"Studying for my bachelors. Schoolworks never really been a problem for me."
>It never has been, it's always been a breeze for you.
>Somehow the social aspect of things has been dying more and more since Twilight and her friends stopped you from taking the crown that night.
>Ever since it's like you can't regain whatever it was you lost.
>"I wish I had your problems."
"Trust me, you.. Really don't."
>He reaches his hand over grabbing yours from across the table.
>His eyes bulging, theres suddenly a very desperate look in his eyes.
"W-what?"
>"I like you."
"U-um.."
>It's caught you off guard, his sudden advance.
>His tight grip on your hand.
>Something about him, his eyes, the way he's holding you.
>It's like a black hole sucking you in.
>You yank away from him and dart out of the cafe at full speed.
>You don't look back.

>>27375957
>It's later that night.
>The apartment feels bigger and emptier than it ever has.
>You sigh throwing off your sweater.
>That guy was a huge creep.
>Just grabbing on you like that..
>You open up your cabinet and pull out a bag of chips.
>Walking over to your chair you sit down and put on some anime.
>Your phone goes off. It's buzzing in your pocket, but you ignore it.
>You aren't going to take the call from Pinkie.
>She already heard about your date.
>In fact she's the one who encouraged you to go.
>You'd talked to this guy some more on Skype.
>But neither of you had working webcams so it was just more text-chat.
>Somehow you'd just unloaded so much information talking to this guy..
>And then the whole time in the cafe he just remembered it all.
>Pinkie does the same thing but..
>He's different because..
>The chatbox on the side visible again as you switch pages to go to the next episode.
>You stare into the background of the cheaply contructed anime streaming site.
>It's just like his eyes..
>Like a dark black abyss just sucking you in.
>The silence of the empty apartment further amplifying it's magnitude.
>Inside it, nothing.
>Just a blank, a blank that you stare at for minutes on end.
>You struggle to think of maybe a more interesting anime, or different webpage you can browse to distract you.
>But in the end, it seems so pointless, all of it pointless.
>Why do you keep watching, why do you keep playing?
>To keep of this pursuit of escapism..
>To what end?
>Your life has never felt so pointless.

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>>27375962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDbohXp2oEs
>It's later that night.
>The darkness of the room feels destitute.
>You grasp at your extra pillow.
>It's cold and doesn't return your embrace.
>But if you hug it long enough, you can feel your own warmth returned to you.
>Even in this, you understand the depth of your solitude.
>That even a faux warmth like this can offer some relief.
>The torment of this brought about by your own ineptitude.
>Everyone else living happy meaningful lives full of purpose.
>Here you are with no one to make those connections with.
>No reason to do anything, and acquiring no sense of fulfillment or gratification from anything.
>A sensation like this could be likened to death.
>The cheap fatty food, confectioneries and other such junk food gives a slight release to tension.
>It's cost greatly outweighs the benefits.
>As even your looks have been robbed from you.
>You hold the soft slightly warm pillow.
>Arms trembling you begin to cry.
>Tears dripping down your face and soaking into the pillow.
>No matter how hard you cry, no one can hold you now.
>Twilight, and Rarity and Applejack all have someone that can hold them..
>You stare at the pillow as if expecting it to turn into a person like one of your animes.
>It can't even speak to give you words of encouragement.
>Your frustration makes you want to scream, but all you can do is cry.

Sunset Mega/OneDrive/BTSync when?

>>27341758
Noice

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Sunny is the best waifu.

>>27378120
That's a really cute picture.