Dazzling Thread #197

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the best

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We Aria edition now.

>>27322602
As a dagi-fag, I'm still okay with this.

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>>27322602

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>>27322654
Get out pooffag

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>>27322668
Doctor Dusk would like to disagree with you.

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Jailbait glasses Dagi is best Dazzle.

https://derpibooru.org/1151005?scope=scpec7b4605ca54f5ccc0c784d8da6fbdd7c42da1145
Benis

>>27322776
Pick me a winner Sonata

RAZZLE DAZZLE

>>27322594
She's such a messy girl. So silly.

>>27322602
My penis has stirred fro its depths

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Qt

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>>27322668
I see your rare Dagi, and I raise you a rare Retarded Blue

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I see your rare Retarded Blue,and I raise you a Rareria

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>>27323220

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Effervescent poof here.

It's been like a year and a half since rainbow rocks came out and this general is still going strong

wow

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>>27323860
the dazzles are cute

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>>27323860
top waifus

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Well, it cut badly into the amount of time I have to sleep, but I got another batch of green ready.

>You charge down the stairs with the rest of the group.
>Ahead of you, you can hear the sound of shattering glass and two girls screaming at the top of their lungs.
>Strangelove out of surprise.
>Adagio out of rage.
“The hell are you doing, Adagio!?”
>You yell at the two of them as you fly down the stairs.
>”T-that’s her!”
>Sonata sounds panicked, running behind you.
>”That’s the girl who defeated us during the Battle of the Bands, and got us stuck here!”
“What!?”
>”That’s Twilight Sparkle!”
>You have no idea what’s going on anymore.
>Wasn’t the #1 enemy of Dazzlings supposed to come from their original dimension?
>Why was she here?
>And why had she been helping you?
>No time to think.
>Whatever’s going on, it needs to be stopped.
>Too bad things are heading straight to hell as you run these seemingly endlessly stairs.
“Shit!”
>No, scratch that.
>You finally got to the end.
>Too bad you crashed right into a shelf, shoving a record player enough to have it jump-start and fill the room with a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbpxNnJaHjA
>Of course.
>Lemon Zest did mention Strangelove’s taste in music.
>And to be honest, now that you see her room, you can say it fits her.
>Everywhere you look, you see bright LED-lights and colorful gooey liquids running in various pipes and bottles, shining in the darkness.
>Jutting from their mass is three towering collections of machinery that you vaguely recognize as server racks.
>Various electrical, sciency equipment surround the walls.
>They beep almost to the rhythm of the music, creating a surreal surrounding for the brawl that’s going on.
>Neon lights glow above you all, throwing their pastel colors around.
>There’s also a table with six monitors on it, all showing various graphs you have no idea about.
>Again, scratch that.
>Adagio and Strangelove just plowed through one of them.

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>>27323947

>”I’m gonna kill you, you wretched bitch!”
>Adagio’s almost foaming from her mouth.
>”Why!?”
>Strangelove’s face shows nothing but shock and confusion.
>They crash into some more equipment, creating a hell of a mess as they do.
>You can’t help cringing.
>If you somehow manage to calm this situation down, Strangelove’s lab is gonna be a mess.
>Wait. Shit.
>This is Strangelove’s lab. A place of daily explosions.
>If those two continue fighting, they might just-
>”No-no-no! Watch out for that! That’s gonna blow up from slightest impact!”
>”O-oh! Wait, no! You’re gonna pay!”
>Well… maybe you were worrying for nothing.
>Even in the midst of being beat up, Strangelove’s keeping track of where they are.
>You have to admire her focus… wait, no.
>Why are you just standing there, watching Adagio beat the crap out of your friend!?
“Adagio, wait! Calm down!”
>”No I won’t! This *harlot* took *everything* away from us!”
>”I didn’t, you’ve got the wrong-”
>”LIAR!”
>Adagio raises her hand and proceeds to slap the taste and possibly teeth out of Strangelove’s mouth.
>Behind you, there’s a growing line of worried faces.
>”W-wait, why is she beating up Twilight?”
>You can hear panic in Sour Sweet’s voice.
>”Because that’s the girl who destroyed our lives. She’s the one behind our loss at the Battle of the Bands.”
>You can hear Sugarcoat breathe in sharply.
>”Oh no.”
>Oh no, indeed.
>Two of your closest allies, Adagio and Strangelove, at each other’s throats.
>And you don’t even know why.
>Adagio said Strangelove was the reason they’re stuck in this world.
>If that was the case, shouldn’t you let her get that revenge she’s after so much?
>But just one look at Strangelove tells you something’s not right.
>She’s frantically trying to get away from Adagio… but never trying to strike back.
>Why?
>Guilt?
>Or perhaps…

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>>27323952

“Shit…!”
>Seconds roll by at an alarming rate, refusing to slow down for you.
>You need to do something and fast!
>Limestone curses and hits the wall with her fist.
>”Not good! Anon, they’re completely misunderstanding! That’s not--”
>”Not what!?”
>Aria yells this, agitated by Limestone’s voice. She’s now facing the older girl with fury in her eyes.
>”That’s not the reason our life is this fucked up right now!?”
>Her words hammer into your brains like wedges.
>Like barbed wedges that refuse to budge.
>Pulsating pain.
>It’s not physical, but your panic, your anger finally rising like a roaring beast.
>A beast that fills your mind with too much noise.
>Noise that mixes in with the music blaring at the background.
>”I try to wait and I try to be good,”
>So the song goes.
>”I try to be patient, I know I should.”
>Yes, yes you should.
>But you can’t.
>Every solid second that passes makes your head hurt more.
>You just don’t what you’re supposed to do.
>”Pinkie told me the truth, chief. She told me who that girl really was back there!”
>Limestone seems frantic to get through, but Aria’s not letting her.
“What the hell’s going on!?”
>You raise your voice, trying to make sense of the situation.
>But no answer can be found.
>Instead you see Limestone and Aria yell at each other.
>You see Strangelove’s friends trying to yell over each other.
>But you can’t hear them properly.
>Your brain jams up, empty like a broken engine.
>You grab your forehead, hoping it’ll calm you down for a moment.
>It doesn’t.
>Instead you feel your own, sweating hand add up to the heat.
>You’re burning up, you can feel it.
>In your ears, the voices of the arguing girls, the voices of the fighting friends, the voice of the singing woman.
>They all mix up into a cacophony that drives you further.
>And further.
>To the edge.

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>>27323973

>”Nonny.”
>Suddenly you feel it.
>Sonata’s clinging to your arm.
>Warmth spreads to you like ink into water.
>She doesn’t even seem to realize she’s doing it.
>Indeed, it seems like an instinct.
>Instinct meant to calm you down the moment you seem agitated.
>Instinct you’re thankful now, more than ever.
>Those big mulberry eyes stare deep into yours, gentleness flowing from them.
>The effect is like cold water splashed to your face.
>You see everything.
>The voices become separate.
>And just like that, you’re once again on top of things, able to think clearly.
>With a nod to Sonata, you turn towards Limestone and Aria.
“Limestone, tell me. What do you mean?”
>”Roadie, she-”
“Aria, shut it!”
>Aria’s eyes fly right open.
>She looks like you just slapped her. Hurt. Betrayed.
>You feel a sting unlike anything before in your heart.
>But you’ll push on.
>And you’ll apologize when this is done.
“Limestone! What do you mean?”
>For a moment, Limestone seems as shocked, but her expression quickly steels up.
>She grasps your arm.
>”My sister told me: the girl that helped her and her friends before doesn’t come from here. She doesn’t even live in Canterlot City!”
>Hammer strikes down.
>”Yeah! And another thing!”
>This time it’s Sour Sweet.
>Her eyes beg you to save her friend.
>”Twilight, the girl right there, she went to the Crystal Prep High! She’s never even *been* to CHS!”
>Sunny Flare is right up there, panic clear on her face.
>”She can’t have hurt any one of you! Can’t you understand!?”
>Bullet is chambered.
>Aria doesn’t need to hear anything else.
>She’s not stupid.
>Of course she’s not.
>Putting two and two together, the shock on her face turns into understanding.
>Any thought of your betrayal is swept away by something much more urgent.
>Trust.
>She whips around to face you.
>”Roadie! GO!”
>Thus, trigger is pulled.
>And you run like a bat out of hell.

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>>27323983

>Sonata is the one to calm you.
>Aria is the one to direct you.
>Both are two-way streets.
>So what is Adagio to you?
>She understands you.
>So, it’s only natural that you understand her.
>And right now you know that she’s blinded by similar rage that blinded you before.
>Vaulting over one of the tables, you hurry to where Adagio’s trying her best to claw Strangelove’s eyes out.
>Without hesitation you grab Adagio by her wrists and lift her up with one move.
>She lets out a surprised growl, almost like an animal.
>Strangelove takes this chance to crawl away from you both.
>Continuing your surprise assault, you slam Adagio against the walls as soft as you can, hands up so she can’t hit you too.
>You also bring your knee to the front on the off-chance she’d decide to kick you in your for-realsies.
“Adagio, calm do-”
>”LET ME GO ANONYMOUS!”
>She’s screaming and spitting straight at your face.
“I said calm down!”
>”LET ME GO RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU TOO!”
>You push closer, refusing to budge an inch.
>You know how drowning that red rage is.
>You know how it takes hold of you and never lets go.
>You know she doesn’t mean it… and try not to get hurt by the words your friend will most likely roar out.
>”Are you on her side?! Were you always on her side!? Was this just some sick JOKE you and the Rainbooms played on me, trying to REFORM me or some crap like that!?”
“No. Listen to me, Adagio. I’m not-”
>”YES YOU ARE! You’re defending her! I thought you were my friend, and you’re defending HER!”
>She tries to shake free, snarling and snapping at you.
>For a moment, you see her face twist into a shadow of something you’ve never seen before.
>A bestial shape of a monster that doesn’t belong to this world.
>You can guess that’s how she looked back in the world she came from.
>However, that’s nothing.
>You can face a monster or two if it’s for her.

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>>27324002

>”Was ANYTHING you said to us true!? Were you ever even our friend!?”
“I *am* your friend, Adagio! Just let me explain what’s-”
>”YOU WERE FAMILY TO ME!”
>That one cut.
>That one cut deep.
>The sheer amount of hurt in her voice as she bellowed that out is enough to make you flinch.
>That’s the opening she’s been looking for, and she lunges forward.
>Towards you or towards Strangelove… she probably doesn’t even know it herself.
>But you’re still faster than her.
>You grasp her into a tight hold, more like a bearhug than anything else.
>And you hold on to her despite her nails digging deep into your shoulders.
“And you’re family to me Adagio. You guys are the only goddamn family I have left on this big blue ball of trash, so for the love of God, just let me-”
>She spits in your face.
>”NO! I don’t want to hear your lies anymo-”
“ADAGIO!”
>That’s the first time you’ve raised your voice to her.
>And the look in her bloodshot eyes makes you promise to yourself you’ll never do it again.
>Her expression is like shattering glass.
>You’ll never hurt her again like this.
>You promise.
>With one final push you put her back against the wall.
>Your forehead’s touching hers, your faces inch away from each other.
>This close, you can feel the pulsating heat of her breath.
“You’re smarter than this, Adagio. You’re the smartest person I know. Think, Adagio! Think for one goddamn moment! Was all that anger-management Gilda taught you for nothing?”
>She just stares at you.
>She’s even stopped struggling.
>Instead, her face tells you all you need to know about her thoughts.
>That incredible loneliness, that heartbreaking pain, that fear of betrayal…
>It all sits right there out in the open.
“Think. The girl who defeated, who took away your home, came from another world. She came from the same world as you.“

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>>27324018

“Why would she be living here, in this basement, and not in that world? Why would she be helping us even though she knows about you three? Why would her friends tell us that she has never even set foot into CHS?”
>Slowly, but surely, realization begins dawning upon Adagio.
>Her face goes pale white, and her hands start to shake.
>She’s still clutching your shoulders.
>You can feel how her whole body trembles.
“Why, Adagio?”
>You know she’ll understand.
>You would understand as well if Adagio did this to you.
>Everyone’s told you how similar you are… and now it has finally paid off.
>Because you know exactly how Adagio’s mind works, and what you need to do to make her calm down again.
>”Because…”
>Adagio’s voice is nothing more than a wavering whisper.
>Her wide open eyes begin gathering water to their edges.
>You know what’s coming next.
>”Because they are two different people…”
>You close Adagio into the tightest, most gentle embrace you can, burying her face into your chest.
>Allowing others to see your tears is not something you want to do.
>You know Adagio feels the same way.
>So you hide away those tears of shame, of regret, of bitter emotions that overflowed for just a moment.
>Nobody needs to see this, not even you.
>You’ll let Adagio keep those tears to herself.
>”O-o-oh… oh… Anon, I…”
“Hush. It’s alright, Adagio. It’s… alright.”
>You gently pet her head, fingers running through her beautiful hair.
>Meanwhile, Adagio wails and sobs to your chest, hands grasping you like she wanted to break you.
>You’ve never seen her this vulnerable.
>But if your emotions can get the better of you… so can Adagio’s.
>What you’re just glad about is that Adagio still thinks highly enough of you to seek comfort and safety from you.
>And so you let her vent out that frustration through tears.

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>>27324035

>Your shirt is probably ruined, but who cares?
>One shirt is worth this.
>Others are finally starting to gather, but still keep a respectful distance from you two.
>Even they must sense that these are not tears they’re meant to see.
>Sonata’s openly crying herself.
>Aria is looking away, but you can see her biting her lip, as if to hold back sobs of her own.
>Sour Sweet and the gang are looking at you oddly.
>As if they have some newfound respect for you, and how you handled the situation.
>”Anonymous.”
>Adagio whispers to your chest, so quietly you can barely hear it.
“Yeah?”
>”I’m sorry.”
“It’s alright. We all make mistakes. We just need to know how to move-”
>”No, I really mean it. I went and said terrible things to you. Things that I should have never said.”
>You shake your head.
“Adagio. Do you know what it means to be family?”
>She stays silent, waiting for you to continue.
>And you do.
“It means that we can say the most hurtful things to each other… and still care for one another.”
>This time your answer is a gasp.
>Looks like she’s finally beginning to understand that too.
“So… think of this as a proof for us both.”
>She lets out an odd combination of a chuckle and a suppressed sob.
>”... You’re starting to push it with the sappy stuff, you know?”
“I know. Sorry.”
>”Don’t be.”
>After that, it’s silence between you two.
>You just stay there, supporting each other.
>Little by little, Adagio’s breathing starts to calm down and her tears subside.
>Her fingers no longer dig into you.
>Instead, they rest calmly on your shoulders.
>She’s still holding herself close to you, though.
>And you’d be lying if you said it was an unpleasant feeling.
>It had been long since you welcomed physical contact in this way.
>But these three girls… Adagio, Aria and Sonata…
>They just kicked that wall in and waltzed right through.

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>>27324044

>Two minutes later that Adagio finally lets go.
>When she looks up to you, you can see a smile.
>Her eyes are red from crying, yet she’s smiling.
>A calm smile.
>It must’ve been as cathartic as it was when you finally unloaded your fury on that punching bag.
>Seeing that their friend is once again herself, Sonata and Aria push through.
>The blue-haired goof just launches into a hug that nearly drives all air out of Adagio through impact.
>Aria just stands there, hands on hips, but with a relieved smile on her face.
>”Dagi! Like, never ever get that mad again! For realsies, I tell you! I was sooooo worried!”
>Aria chuckles, and you can hear her voice waver a bit.
>”I’m gonna agree with Sonata on this one. You’re supposed to be our leader, you know? Act like it, or else we’ll just follow Roadie here from now on.”
>Deep Purple jabs you playfully, making Adagio laugh as well.
>”Mhm. I don’t know… Anonymous might make for a fine leader.”
>Really?
>”But *only* if kept under my strict supervision!”
“Hey!”
>The Dazzlings giggle at you.
>And before you know, Sonata has her arms around your shoulders.
>As does Aria.
>Both you and Adagio are in their clutches, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
>... But honestly, you don’t mind.
>Because just one look at their smiling faces makes you smile as well.
>That’s family to you.
>”Ahem.”
>Behind you, you hear a matter-of-fact cough.
>Turning to look, you see Strangelove there, playful expression on her face.
>She’s patched herself up, but still looks pretty beat up.
>Yet without hesitation, she offers her hand to Adagio.
>”Unfortunately, I can’t substitute for the target of your revenge, Miss Dazzle…”
>Strangelove winks at you lot.
>”... But I can definitely help you find her, that’s for sure.”
>Aria hesitates for a moment… yet eventually, a grin forms on her face.
>She grasps the extended hand.
>”I’d like that, Miss Strangelove.”

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>>27324066
Well then, that's it for today. A bit shorter than usual and with mushy stuff.

Next time it's gonna be the usual size and a huge amount of plot.

>>27324120
Thank you

>>27324120
>avatar-posting
Fucking seriously?

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>>27324603

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>>27322535
Reminder that the Dazzlings are basically the Pillar Men

>>27324631
this is untrue

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Curse you file size limit.

>>27323837
Very cute
>>27323860
Dazzle love stronk

>>27324120
Thanks m8

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>>27324631

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I want to fuck Sonata's tight, virgin pussy

>>27324631
I feel obligated to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOW1Vvl2oU

>>27324903
i fucking love those

>>27324742
>>27324631
awaken my masters
https://youtu.be/VoOW1Vvl2oU

>>27324898
Don't we all?

>>27325322
Nope. I want Sonata to fuck my tight, kinda virgin pussy

>>27324898
>Virgin

Dont see that happening frendo

>>27325436
Potato potato, a virgin pussy is getting destroyed eitherway.

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>>27324679

>>27323605
My god that hair. Anyone got any alternate hairstyle Dazzlings?

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>>27326451

>>27324018
Welp, didn't expect feels this early in the morning, but here they are.

While I didn't do those Dagi nude edits above, a skypefriend requested a no-clothes version of
>>27296331

So I did that one myself. Sharing that here too.

https://derpibooru.org/1151363

>>27326936
Nice. Thanks m8.

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>>27326936
Based work as always.

>>27326936
Love it but you uploaded it at 2am on the EST of usa, so pretty much everyone is asleep so few upboats.

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>>27327208
Truth. But then, I imagine not a whole lot will get posted before folks start to wake up either. I'm not much about the votes anyway, beyond checking once or twice a day to watch them trickle in. Will see how it looks in the morning.

Espresso's now faded. Sleep.

>>27327208
Is all of our content made by eurofags? It always appears when I'm asleep.

>>27327386
Wouldn't surprise me. Euros love their old myths about sirens.

>>27327399
Do these myths mention perfect hips?

>>27327514
Or big purple booties?

>>27327582
What about blue tacos?

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This is great.

>>27324603
>mad about avatarposting
>not mad about taroposting
Do you enjoy depression, Anon?

>>27327616
>despite becoming humans the Dazzlings hate humans
>they think they're low life, like how they saw ponies
>they miss their original forms
>but their new bodies came with new functions
>and urges

>>27327386

That's because unlike you backwards savages, we've traded our shotguns for pens and are resolving everything in a civil manner. We've become adept at using words in speech and text. Oh god, everything is gay and ineffective! Revolution has been penalized and we're not even allowed or capable of defending our families against the pc-backed hordes. Please fucking nuke us. This isn't a joke.

>>27328010
The green. Hand it over. Then we can discuss nuking.

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>>27328017

I've nothing ready right now, and I'm busy writing and emailing my life's story Speaking of green, I regret not taking a request from the drawfag who went to Minnesota. I doubt I could deliver though.

>>27328010

Cuck in hell eurofag
You still have time. Make it to the promised land before Trump builds his wall.

>>27328575

Eat a salad, fatso!
It's too late for me, mon ami! Remember me as I was. Aryan.
I'm against immigrationg. I think people who want better should stay in their countries and work to make them better.

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>>27329001

Good gracious my typos today...

>>27326541
Everything in this pic is perfect.

>>27329001
You people should've read the Bible.
>when you must, sell your clothes to get arms
>"foreigners get out" is the foreigners' fault
>creating a trans-national union is the Tower of Babel
>the cultures man is an intolerant man
For fuck's sake, there is a "Civilization for Dummies".

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>>27329001
You disgust me. Like... really.
I'm ok with Horsefuckers, 99% of clopfics and much much more.
But you... you disgust me.
Not the '4-chan' kind of disgusting, but rather the
'you're the reason, the world sucks' kind of disgusting.
Well...
Wow.
Ehm...

Have some happy Dazzlings!

>>27327858
>yfw you're able to fuck the purity out of them
>literally fuck them back to their true forms
>fishy harem insues

>>27328010
Good luck defending your family with words while their getting dicked up by Alah-Hu-Sandnigger

>>27328010
what >>27329687 said
Rman proverb - You know the slave by its lack of arms

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>page 8
i thought you guys cared about the dazzlings

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>>27330399
Shut up you fucking
NEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD.

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>>27329763

New headcanon idea. Siren tears are highly sought after due to their magical properties. Without their amulets to protect themselves, the Dazzlings are three very vulnerable, very imperiled girls.
The girls need someone to be their rock. As in, someone to get between them and those who are trying to get to them and crush them. Won't you protect these precious fragile smiles?

>>27329860

They'd never do that. They are good people trying to escape the horrors of wars started by the imperialist west. They are people too, with families of their own. They'd never harm us who take them in and give them everything they deserve by default.

>>27329897

The politicians have created a ruling caste. You can't become a politician unless you come from a poilitician family. Every political party that has come to power has taken the same decisions and followed the same policy. Everything threatening or non-politically correct is attacked physically by groups of anarchists who are comprised by undercover coppers (no secret there, they can't blend in for shit) and rich kids LARPing as young rebels.
I shit you not, if I could I'd march to the parliament, arrest every politician, nationalize everything they own, torture them to get as much information about corruption as possible, hand them over to lynch mobs to be executed and later personally throw their corpses to the gutter.
And no, I neither want nor think that I'm the one who should be in charge.

>>27330399
We are too busy fapping to bump the thread

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>>27330726

I haven't fapped since the second of May.

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>>27324066

>>27331481
>their pendants collect magic not too dissimilar from Scilight's gadget
>however, they can use the stored power
>for stuff

>>27331923

The idea is that the pendants work like the catalysts from Dark Souls. Same with unicorn horns.

>>27331939
I know that, it simply hasn't been shown, like their originally pony forms, too.

>>27322535
bump

>>27322602
I'd pound her fish pussy

>>27333647

Get out.

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>>27333647

>>27331481
Well Anon I have the cure for that.

https://derpiboo.ru/1152016?scope=scpec7b4605ca54f5ccc0c784d8da6fbdd7c42da1145

>>27334284
>You will never cuddle with sonata on a hot summer night.
Why live

>>27324120
Yay, and good pun.

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It's such a nice night to draw some fish waifus.

>>27328010
Don't worry if Terrorist Trump wins, we get World War 3 and the blue balling can stop. You may be blown or drafted then blown up. So there is your silver lining for letting it get that far.

>>27327386
Well, I'm a beanerfag with insomnia, wich is why I always post my draws in the night.

>>27334676
I feel ya, brah. I can only write at night, and when I do it means I won't be getting any sleep.

The sacrifices I do to my waifus

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>>27334939
It's all for them Anon

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>>27335077
I know. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Ah here we go lads. I think I'll keep uploading here my NSFW shit.
https://derpiboo.ru/1152196

>>27335229
So I have a question for you all. What more would you like to see in the future? Futa? Lesbian? Any other obscure fetish? Would you like some anthro or should I keep it human?

>>27335259
iunno. I'm always up for a meaty horse-dick pounding a human punani.

>>27335259
You do you booboo.

>>27335259
As vanilla as it is I do love me some creampies/ahegao....

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>>27335259
ROUGH FACEFUCKING

>>27335259
Something sick.

Like hand-holding and a peck on the cheek

>>27334662
Damn anon that is some quality shit

>>27335343
Quality tastes here.

>>27335229
>>27334662
Quality shit anon thanks!!

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How do you guys feel about this

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>>27335668

no

>>27335668
Fine by me. Although chances are the vast majority will disagree with it since Flash represents the Chad dudebro that most likely ridiculed them back at school. This is why Flash is always made out to be the asshole in most green. The way he's portrayed in Pheno's Lemon Zest green was how I always imagined him to be: A bro that has your back. Was a refreshing break from the general jerk portrayal.

Y guise always gotta h8 on Flash.

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I'm editing the body type to figure out what works best for the game visual novel assets (and i'll be using it for the other xxx scenes).

How this waist to hip ratio. Waist too thick?

>>27335807
Wider hips. WIDER HIPS!!

>>27335841
I mean, they are already pretty wide. I'm trying to stay in the EQG leg to body ratio but i wonder if it looks too goofy and i should slim the waist and hips instead to do a more realistic ratio.

>>27335850
We are talking about Adagio's here, man. MAKE THEM WIDER!

But seriously speaking, pseudo-eqg style seema fine.

>>27333789
fucking casual

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>>27335874
>>27335807
Torso area more slimmed down so its more hourglass like.

>>27335850
Stick to the EQG ration as much as you can. Also, your waist to hip ratio could be smaller.

>>27335932
The torso is much better now, but I think the legs are a bit too fat.

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>>27335955
I kinda like the fat hips but i'll ponder it some more.

>>27335980
That looks good. The closest you can get to EQG style without getting too weird the better.

>>27335997
Yep! A quick mockup before i head off

http://i.imgur.com/gFRueBi.jpg

>>27336184
Nice! The nipple placement looks a bit weird to me but other than that, great work. BTW, which kind of scenes are you planning?

>>27336208
Yea the nipples should be more centered, i just kinda wanted to have them going sideways there as a test.

The scenes are the ones i had done previously for the club idea, but basically it's 3 stages with gameplay (or 3 dates).

Date1: peaking/maybe a handjob, Date2: you can finger her/tit job, Date3:full on sex.

And throughout the 30 days possibly can have other scenes where shes messing around with you or is not wearing any pantsu or gives you a blowjob under the counter while you answer guests or you use a remote vibrator on her. I'm open to ideas.

>>27336224
I'm a fan of anal sex scenes, especially when it's done slowly and the receiver is inexperienced (ahegao is a huge turn off for me).

If possible have a switch between anal only and vag only plays so the experience can be better tailored to the player preferences.

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>>27336224
I want her to hold hands with me

>>27329763
congrats that's the most normalfaggotry shit i've read this week on 4chan. feel free to leave anytime faggot

>>27334323

>You turn and toss in your bed
>You can't sleep because you're not feeling tired
"Dammit..."
>You've still so much energy in you
>It's too damn hot to work out
>Plus you're horny
>You run your fingers over your hard penis
>It's vainy and vigorous, a specimen to be proud of
"You're up and you're keeping ME up, you prick. Heh. Let's go get you a midnight snack."
>You take off your underwear and sit in front of the fan for a few seconds, enjoying the breeze on your pubes
>Then you turn it off and leave
"Who should I go to?" you ask yourself
>Adagio doesn't like it when you take the initiative. She wants to be the one in charge
>Aria doesn't appreciate people entering her space unless she's invited them. Also her handling is awkward, like she's inexperienced or something
>Sonata is self-indulgent and loves a good time
>She'll never say no to a fuck unless she has something more entertaining to do
>Good thing the other men around her don't know it, otherwise they'd spoil and ruin your darling little siren
>Sonata it is then
>You push the door to her room and it opens silently
>She's oiled the hinges so she can slip in and out unnoticed
>A night light illuminates the room's interior
>Sonata is lying naked on her bed with her back towards you and a fan like yours blowing at her from the foot of the bed
>For a moment you just stand on the door and look at her sleeping form
>Your eyes go from her head to her feet
>Her hair, usually pulled back in a ponytail, are now free
>Her outline slopes down from her narrow shoulders to her waistline and then rises up again to form her hips and ass
>She is sleeping in the fetal position
>You join her in bed as carefully as you can in order to not alarm her
>You go behind her and put your hands on her armpits
>"mrmph....Aria?..."asks sleepy Sonata
>Huh?

1/4

>>27336285
Why hold hands when you can pound her slutty pussy into oblivion?

>>27336329

"Shhh..." you reassure her as your hands gently press on and caress the sides of her breasts before reaching her nipples
"It's okay, babe. I have blue balls, and you have blue balls. I'll make it all better."
>"All better..." repeats Sonata as she goes back to sleep
>Looks like you won't have any resistance or help busting a nut tonight
>For an evil interdimensional sea harlot that eats people Sonata is such a sweet girl
>You almost feel guilty for disturbing her
>You very carefully twist her nipples between your thumbs and index fingers
>Just enough to stimulate and harden them
>Sonata's breathing gets deeper
>She is aroused in her sleep
>You take a hand off her top tit and push her legs down with it
>You pull back the skin off your cocktip completely
>You used to not be able to do that until your first time with Aria, who...*ahem* roughhandled you
>Your tip is still very sensitive
>Too sensitive for a siren's liking, which is why they force you to use numbing cream
>The fan's breeze feels like a strong, minty wind on your dick
>Putting it in would wake her up, so that's not an option
>You raise her leg with your free hand and slip your cockhead between her soft, sweaty thighs
>You take a deep breath
>You want to moan and laugh for some reason
>You move slowly back and forth to test the waters
>It feels good and she's still asleep
>More confident now, you start grinding yourself against her
>You accidentally pinch her nipple while playing with, causing her to recoil and sqeak a little "ouch!" in her sleep
>Whoops
>You know you should stop but you're past the point of no return
>You move your free hand from her hip to her vagina
>Your heart makes a strong beat that you feel all the way to your tip
>Even though you love sex, you're even more turned on when your partner enjoys it too
>Like a blind man, you feel your way around until you find her clitoris

2/4

>>27336335

>Sonata tenses up, squeezing and grinding your tip between her inner thighs
"Praise you God Almighty!" you think to yourself as the sensation shoots a jolt up your spine
>You slow down your grinding and instead focus on Sonata's pleasure
>Sonata's breathing gets deeper as you keep stimulating her nipple and clit
>She softly moans to herself in her sleep as she receives more and more pleasure
>You can tell she's nearing her climax
>You pick up the pace with your grinding as well, wanting to finish together
>"Ah!~Ahhhh..."
>Sonata wakes up as she climaxes
>She tenses up and squeezes your sensitive tip between her thighs like a press
>The sensation from before is back but with a vengeance
"Hnnng!"
>You grit your teeth, trying not to be loud as you shoot your load between the innocent-looking girl's youthful thighs
>Squirt...squirt...squirt..."
"Mmph. Ahhh..."
>You quickly clean Sonata with your hand, not wanting to stain the bedsheets
>"Anon?..." she asks you groggily
"Shhh. Lick this." you reply as you raise your hand in front of her face
>She sleepily complies, licking the cum off your hand
>She even licks you clean between the fingers
"Atta girl..."
>You put your hand on her breast like the other one
>Sonata goes back to sleep while you stay awake and enjoy the afterglow
>You massage her tits, too excited to fall asleep at the moment
>You calm down and drift into sleep eventually
>.......
>Hours later, a pleasant sensation on your penis wakes you up
>You open your eyes and see Sonata over you
>She is lowering herself on your erect penis
"Whah...? Sonata?"
>Sonata giggles
>"Morning Nonny! You gave me a goodnight fuck last night so now I'm giving you a goodmorning fuck!"
>That's gre-
>You're not wearing a condom!
>You wake up fully
"Sonata wait! I'm not wearing a condom."

3/4

>>27334662
Fix her spine. Look at some anatomy books for some reference christ. I know it's a goddamn cartoon. doesn't mean you need to go fucking Liefeld on your drawings

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>>27336339

>Sonata gives you a "you so silly" look
>"I don't mind."
"B-but what if I come? Inside you?"
>Sonata leans forward, her face just an inch above yours
>Her tender flesh reaches the base of your cock
>"Then I'll catch it."
>The implication should intimidate you, but it drives you wild instead
>Sonata puts her hands on your hairy chest and pushes herself back up
>She fondles it like boobs as she goes up and down on your stick
>It's like she's the man and you're the woman
>Her eyes are pinned on yours
>She licks her lips like there's a morsel in front of her
>You can see the monster inside the girl now
>She scares you. She wants you. She excites you
"Sonata. I'm gonna...I'm gonnaaaAAAAHHH!"
>You cum hard inside the deceptively innocent-looking siren girl, grabbing a handful of bedsheet as you do
>Sploosh!
>You feel fucking amazing for a few moments but soon you turn red with embarassment
>You ejaculated prematurely
"Sonata, I'm so sorry. I coul-"
>Sonata gives you a hug as she pumps her hips slowly
>"It's alright baby. If I wanted you to last, I'd use the cream."
>Sonata bites your earlobe, perhaps a bit too rough to call it playful
>You later learned that what she did was leave a temporary mark of conquest on you
>Sonata gets off you and walks to her mirror
>You see her front and back at the same time
>She pulls back her hair and strikes a pose
>She smiles and winks at you through the mirror
>"I see you like what you see."
>Your dick is still hard and erect, glistening with the love juices of two people in the morning light
"Want to have another go?" you ask with a cocky smile
>"Nah. My tummy rumbles."
>With that, Sonata turns to leave
>You look at her back as her ponytail and ass sway left and right seductively with every step
>Sonata exits the room, not bothering to even put on any panties

4/4

>>27334284
>>27334662

Very tempting, but not tempting enough.

>>27336331

Like, fuck her so hard you tear a hole in the fabric of space behind her and push her into Atronach land?

>>27335259

If I were you I'd draw a variety of fetishes to see what works best. Why do you draw? For practice? To scratch an itch? The get an idea out there? To get attention?

>Futa
>Lesbian

Oversaturated markets, especially futa. You might want to draw something else or even non-sexual stuff. Something romantic, or funny or pretty looking (for example Sunset leaning on a window and looking at the setting sun).

>>27335807
>>27335850
>>27335932
>>27335980

Years of tweaking Fallout 3/NV power armours has taught me that you simply can't improve upon a trainwreck. If the base is shit, the result will be shit.

While the EqG bodytype isn't shit, it's an acquired taste. It's not inherently visually pleasing and even the designers know it. They use various tricks to fool the eye like shots that don't show the full characters ("cutting" the legs), and using clothes to make the legs look less long (by using long skirts that make the legs look normal by length comparison) or the torso look longer (in the case of Sunset's jacket and dress).
And I could be wrong here, but I think the body proportions have been tweaked over the years. I remember something going on with Pinkie in Friendship Through the Ages and the scene where SciTwi steals her magic.

The Dazzlings's heads are plenty recognizable, so changing their bodies wouldn't make them unrecognizable like for example autobot Warpath. The only problem is that a normal-proportioned body might alienate the viewer who is used to the grasshopper bodytype of EqG. If I were you I'd either go for a conventionally attractive hybrid body type like

https://derpibooru.org/904978

or stick to the official bodytype in order to give the viewer the sense that he is playing an actually part of the Dazzlings' official story.

>>27334662
>>27335229
Nice
>>27335259
No reason to not test the waters with whatever you think sounds fun. I'm sure plenty of us will like it, or at least appreciate it if it's not to our fetishes.
>>27335807
>>27335932
>>27335980
That's a pretty thick lower half. Looks good though, and I think the balances are enough that it doesn't look too cartoony yet. Sonata tends to be the thicker one in headcanon too so it's not out of reason.
>>27336682
>Futa is more oversaturated than Lesbian
Where are YOU browsing on the internet?

>>27336682
I had a hunch that derpi link would to where it does - since the effect you describe /is/ what I was going for when vectoring it. Cheers.

But to t-why, I'd be fine with the models as you have them, or with something like Sal's suggesting here. While I don't overall dislike the show-accurate proportions, I've never found them particularly arousing (with one exception being Dagi's sway during the BotB scene).

>>27336682
I don't think too many people will miss the EqG body type over a porn specific, more proportioned body.

>>27336919
this
proportions are THE shit

>>27336378
Damn thanks Sal we don't get enough of one shot sex stories anymore.

I kinda had a dream about something like this with aria the other night

>>27336808

I don't browse desu, but I was refering to the fandom as I see it in /mlp/ and the various portfolio sites such as derpibooru, tumblr and dA. Not that I prefer seeing ocs or anon screwing the official characters.

>>27336863

I fing the outfits memorable, especially Dagi's pants.

>>27336919

In naked pics yes, but I find that various elements of the Dazzlings such as their boots and pants details were designed to work with this particular body type and might not work well with human proportions.

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>>27336224
I instantly thought ganguro girl when I read this.

>>27337137

*find. Since I have your attention, I love the circle around Adagio's feet in

https://derpibooru.org/818297

It's like she's standing on water. Also that she's barefoot and wearing a plain dress.

>>27337073

Last night I dreamed Ponut shot himself in the foot by starting drama here. Also something about being in a videogame level with firepower powerups from a 1997 game.
Anyway, the story just blossomed from a few lines of text intended as a quick reply, much like horsefucker Shimmer and necro Zest.

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>>27337208
That water/hovering effect is kinda what I was going for. Glad you like. All three in that set are pieces I'm really happy with - between aesthetics and the symbolism of how each are holding the others' CM's.

Re-used a lot of this Adagio for the attached. I actually wanted to use this pic for the 24m get, but given the filesize I scrapped the idea and went with that small kimono-Dagi. Good thing, too

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>PAGE NIINNE

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>>27330608
>muslim's aren't going to rape our women
See German New Years Eve
>politician's sold us out and are replacing us with easier to please mudslimes
>I'd totally arrest parliament if I wasn't disarmed by parliament

Can't tell if serious. Britain has one shot not to be part of the EU Caliphate. Hope they don't fuck it up when the vote to GTFO goes down.

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>>27335807
>enchance
>ENHANCE
>EEEEEEENNNNNNHAAAAAANCCCCEEEE

>>27337952

First part was ironic shitposting. This mindset has a very strong allure though, as adopting it immediatelly removes any worries about the quality of people and also restores faith to humanity and the idealized beliefs and conduct of the EU.
The "x are people too" is an ass excuse for anything. Rapists and murders are also people with families, dreams, needs and feelings. Does that mean we should leave them be? Hell no.

As for the second part, I'm dead serious and fully aware we've been disarmed exactly in order to be unable to overthrow the local overseers. I don't think we're being replaced though, only bastardized for a number of possible reasons.

I'd hope the brits bugger off the Union, but they have a huge foreign population and are used to having foreign cultural influences. Plus my people voted to fuck off the Union ourselves and it didn't happen. What hope do the brits have? Their very capital crawls with so many muslims that they elected Mayor Obama.

Legit had a dream that Sal stopped writing shitty smut and left the thread for good. Man was waking up a disappointment.

>>27336682
>Why you draw?
In here, to practice new stuff. That's why I ask for something you'd like to see, because what you may want, may be something I haven't draw before, and that helps me expand my horizons and do new stuff that may result in inspiration for my own stuff.
Ya feel me?

>>27338342
lol leave

>>27338342
Awww, boo hoo.

>>27336346
Nah. I like her that way. Accentuates the hips and ass.

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>>27338342

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>>27338342

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Alright, now that I'm finally back home I messed around with the face and what not. I played up the distressed look a bit more but I'm not sure. Let me know if you like it a bit more subtle or something, anon. I'll tweak it more if you want but after that I'm gonna take a break to practice my fundamentals more and probably learn how to color while I'm at it.
It looks like we've got a good bit of content coming in right now anyway.

>>27334662
Love your stuff. What programs do you use?

>>27338342
I wish I had good dreams like you do :(

Legit had a dream that all the Faganons got bubos and died while the not so Faganons sat in a circle and complimented each others dicks.

http://i.imgur.com/z4laifS.jpg
Enjoy

http://i.imgur.com/51L4Yfc.jpg
Enjoy

>>27338614
Thanks. Photoshop CS5. It's the one I feel more comfortable with, but ocasionally I use SAI and Mangastudio.

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>>27339677
>Johnny Depp with a wig
I'd still fuck it

>>27338368

In that case I suggest you read greens or books and listen to music (I highly recommend Iron Savior), and draw scenes that attract your attention. It'll also be a nice practice on visualization.
You might also want to try other fandoms as well, so you'll learn to draw a lot of different things rather than stagnate.

With that said, I've a couple of ideas that were never made. Wanna give them a try? Fair warning, they're more than just sketches. It'll take time and effort to do them right.

>>27338614

I agree, the original expression was far better. That bothered look. Other than that I think it's great! Do you have it in higher res?

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>>27339786
>Johnny Depp
Shhh Anon, you had me right there...

>>27340223
What does it say about me that I can't decide if the guy in that pic is Hol Horse, Indiana Jones, or Lemeza Kosugi?

>>27339637
>>27339664
These are cute. I like 'em!

Kinda wanna write for this general again
It's the first thread I wrote for

Fug. Fell asleep in the shower. Haven't done that in a while.
>>27340026
>Do you have it in higher res?
Uhh, no sorry. That's the only one I drew. I'm still an amateur, especially with digital drawling, so I'm still figuring shit out. And I was never very tech inclined in the first place. So I like to keep it small for now. It feels nicer for some reason and I like to be able to see it all on my screen without scrolling. I'm working to improve though 'cus I know people like it bigger.
So, other than that, is the waist band fix all you wanted? Nothin' else?

>>27340707
It's FNS. Wee drew it for him.

>source: i'm in the skype group :^)

>>27342121
More like Source: Someone in the thread mentioned it already

>>27339706
If only

>>27342121
Shh

>>27342266
I don't see why people care desu. It's just a stupid little thing she drew once when we were having a conversation on skype. I've still got no clue where these people got it from.

>>27336378
That's the exact face I want to see when I tell my girl I'm not wearing a condom

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>>27341578

Do it!

>>27341596

>I like to be able to see it all on my screen without scrolling

I know that feel. I can't draw to save my life, but I mess around in paint.net every now and then, and I prefer being able to see the entire thing. The reason why I asked for a higher resolution was in case I printed it on a shirt.
But no worries.

>Nothin' else?

Nothing else, I really love it. Do you have any green requests? I won't do them of course. Expect no delivery whatsoever. You know, because the pressure of being expected to deliver or to not dissapoint is counter-productive, but let me know and I'll try my best.

>Fell asleep in the shower

Nigga, there's a lot of reasons why that's bad for you. Why were you so tired?

>>27343362

What, this one?

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>>27343429
>The reason why I asked for a higher resolution was in case I printed it on a shirt.
Hey, I really enjoyed this one so maybe I'll go back too it and enhance the size once I git gud. Same here though, Expect no delivery whatsoever.
>Do you have any green requests?
Nah, I'm actually trying to break into writing as well so I try to write my own things. But, much like drawings, it takes me years to finish anything do to my OCDs and constant revisions.
>Spoiler
I hear that. I used to HATE writing 'cus of those essays in school. They made me never want to write anything. It was always "what's your detailed opinion on this bullshit you don't care about". Then I realized I can write about shit I wanna read.
>Nigga, there's a lot of reasons why that's bad for you. Why were you so tired?
Yeah, I know. I've had this problem for a while. I can sleep almost anywhere. I used to run the track in high school in my sleep. The other kids used to throw rocks at me as a game.
It's because of my fucking sleep schedule. My body just doesn't wanna sleep at convenient times It totally wasn't because I stayed up all night playing Halo Online with the bois.

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>>27343336

Because some people hate you, while a few others are sucking you like hoovers. I'd be very alarmed about leaks if I were you.

>>27343573

>I try to write my own things

Maybe I can help. I don't fancy myself a good writer, but I've learned a few things through observation and experience if you're interested. I also have a method for coming up with ideas. So far I haven't managed to convince anyone else to try it, heh.

>"what's your detailed opinion on this bullshit you don't care about"

So much this, but with the leftist approach of "write what you were told". It was pretty much a competition on who can sell the idea with the most conviction. Where I'm from, profession is determined by grade in national exams rather than choice, and the exams included writing an essay.

I was so damn bothered by book reports and essays, and I couldn't write more than half a page. Now look at my verbal diarrhea.

>It's because of my fucking sleep schedule

Personally my brain can't function without eight hours of sleep. Sleep was in very short supply in the army, especially for me. I was doing shifts for two soldiers for four months. 17 hours of duty a day excluding the daily gulag work. I could enter REM by closing my eyes without even losing awareness of my surroundings. I once almost fell asleep while walking, while one other time I was so sleep deprived, I skipped fire range training that day because I was hallucinating and my eyes couldn't focus for shit. Yes, they left me back. No, they didn't let me sleep.

This of course is destabilizing for the brain. But I'm thankful I never got shot at or lost any mates. Not american btw.

>>27341578
Do it faggot

Lawdy.

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>>27344701

I AM THE LAWDY!!!

>>27344735
Funny, was recently thinking of a Dredd crossover pic.

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>>27344773

If I had the skill, I'd draw Deadlock receiving "nourishment" in the cafeteria scene. It was the first thing that came to mind when I watched the Dazzlings feeding off the chaos they were causing.

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*Cricket noises*

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>>27344701

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>yfw the Rainbooms shattered your gem but you just glued it back together

>>27346611
Love this one.

>>27345649
Dumb frogposter

>>27343923
>I'd be very alarmed about leaks if I were you.
Leaks of... what, exactly?

http://i.imgur.com/tNFxmTV.jpg
Enjoy

I think I finally got over their spell. Bye guys!

>>27346812

See

>I've still got no clue where these people got it from

You gave me the impression it was something intended to be kept among a select few.

>>27346871
see you tomorrow!

>>27343923
>I also have a method for coming up with ideas.
Shoot.
>I was so damn bothered by book reports and essays, and I couldn't write more than half a page.
I literally never had anything to say about any of the prompts. I just repeated the same things in a different way over and over again, AND STILL PASSED. I was legitimately bothered that I was doing well based on what I was writing. I thought there must be a mistake because I was bullshitting the whole thing. But nope I guess that's what they wanted, and I hated having to do it.

Damn, man. Never was in the military but I could go on and on about sleep and my experience and habits but it's way off topic already. And now it's time for me to think about food. I must leave the safety of my nest and join the hunt.

>>27346840
holy shit!
Enjoyed!

>>27346964
That wasn't me who said that. I'm not a moron.

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Strange question...do any couples browse dzg?

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>>27347429
>browsing /dzg/
>having a gf

>>27347429
All of us are dating one of the Dazzlings bro.

>>27347429
My Girlfriend and I do.

>>27347949
your left hand doesn't count
no, neither the right

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>>27347974
You're right they wouldn't, that's why I said "girlfriend".

>>27348008
Some European languages call a hand "she".

>>27348132
Mongol-speak is not appreciated here. It offends our overlords.

>>27347081

>Shoot.

First of all you are going to need either a Monster Ripper (I haven't tried this with other energy drinks) or a bag of Nesquick. Monster works faster, but it also wears off faster. You need no milk for the cereal.
Second, you need an intense game with a pacing that's out of your control. The game itself mustn't require much thought. Personally I use G-Darius, Bio-Hazard Battle and Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal. Intense music helps but it's optional.

The idea is that the food stimulates your brain, while the game increases it's activity by forcing it to respond faster than usual. Only, these games demand reflex rather than information processing. The part of your brain that isn't engaged by the game will still be stirred by the food and the action, but since it won't be engaged, it'll think things on it's own.

Eventually you'll effortlessly come up with an amusing title (such as Full Metal Straightjacket or Shuriken Starfish) or an interesting line ("My everything hurts") or situation (Aria is trapped in an elevator with Sunset Shimmer who is giving birth. Aria is freaking out because it's a baby and not an egg that comes out Sunny's vagoo). In the case of the title, you just ask write a story about it. In this case the Shuriken Starfish could be about kid fishpony Dazzlings coming across and chasing a curious-looking starfish, or it could be about the Dazzlings being undercover ninjas working in a seafood restaurant.

In the case of the line, you can easily come up with a situation for it. In the case of the situation, you just build a story around it, first writing the story that leads up to it, and then taking it to it's natural conclusion.

One thing I want to do at some point is to gather a bunch of wacky ideas and try to connect them in a single absurd story. Like how they did in Archer Vice, first with the trailer and then the season itself.

>>27348842
cont.

>it's way off topic already

We can always continue on another board or offsite. We can trade throwaway emails or even pm eachother on dA. We can do our nails, braid eachother's hair and talk about our feelings like true men.
I need to figure out how that mobile Skype thing works but I can't be arsed.

>I must leave the safety of my nest

To tl;dr five years, you need pain.

Anyone hear any updates from Tiarawhy about the game?

Slow, tender, and affectionate?

>>27349310
Lovecraft ending?

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>>27348842
Holy shit.
I like the idea but I can't stand energy drinks and I can't drink Nesquick anymore. I used to drink it as a kid but now the stuff makes me wanna puke. Any sodas or something I could use as a substitute?
>>27348859
>We can trade throwaway emails or even pm eachother on dA
I'm pretty sure you've asked me this before. For a number of personal reasons I don't wanna blog about I'm gonna decline again for now.
>To tl;dr five years, you need pain.
Uhhh...huh?

>>27346779
Big dumb blue Beauty

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>>27349723

>I can't stand energy drinks

Do you experience loss of balance and concentration when you drink them?
I guess you'll have to experiment with what works for you. The point isn't to play videogames and have refreshments. It's to get stimulated. Different individuals have a different caffeine threshold. I can easily go to bed after a mug of coffee. Maybe you can achieve the same level of stimulation with a bottle of cola.

>I can't drink Nesquick anymore

No, no. I was refering to pic related, but without milk.

>I'm pretty sure you've asked me this before

And I'll ask you again in the future. Not because I want to be a tick or anything, but because I can't tell you apart from others. I invite everyone here to chat because you guys are interesting and have good vibes. Btw, learning about different people and their experiences is a great way to enrich your stories and characters.
I'm curious as to your reasons, but I'll respect your wishes. I have a number of reasons of my own, but I'm trying to overcome them, hence why I'm more eager than it's polite or normal.

>Uhhh...huh?

Long story:P. The point is that you sounded like you need to get out of your comfort zone, which hurts.

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>tfw you will never be in a demon girl threesome

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>>27350680
It hurts

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>>27347429
My girlfriend lurks occasionally. Not as often as me but she's here.

>>27348842
>G Darius
Pic related.

Suppose you had a special power the dazzlings needed that requires your life being taken. They lure you out to a secluded place, and try to kill you. Do you think you could battle them to protect yourself, or allow these pretty grills to end you with their assortment of specialized weapons

>>27350839
Not even the dazzlings can take the power of my dubs

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>>27350680
I love everything about this ship.
Because the threesome IS my fetish.

>>27350680
>>27351055
They'd probably just make you watch and fap in the corner

>>27351036
Nice Try loser

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>>27350224
>Do you experience loss of balance and concentration when you drink them?
Nah, just don't like them for a few reasons. That sorta thing never did much for me anyway.
I think I might be the opposite way. I think I do my best thinking in a calm, quite state. I think, I think, I think, I think...
Music usually stimulates my creativity though. But that's pretty common.
>pic related
Holy shit, I didn't even know it was a cereal too. That's gross. Any chocolate cereal is gross.
>I'm curious as to your reasons
It's nothing special just anxieties and habits. I can appreciate your attitude though. Maybe some other time. I don't think I'll be leaving this place soon...unless I die or something, I guess. That would suck.
>The point is that you sounded like you need to get out of your comfort zone, which hurts.
Nah, just makin' a joke. I'm not so gone that I can't go get food for myself. Even if I still get anxious. Actually I feel like I'm far more outta my comfort zone these days than I've ever been so it's nice to joke around here.

>>27350680
That dorky looking buck-fang is kinda hot.

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>>27351055
>>27350680
yesssssss

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Why is Adagio so hot? It just doesn't seem scientifically possible for something to be this sexy

>>27351055
Anyone else see Sunny's leg move or am I high?

>>27352514
It isn't possible, because she doesn't exist.

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>>27352543
I like it. But what was running through our head when you drew it if I may ask?

>>27352587
*your head

>>27352543
10/8 see me in the thing

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>>27352573

>>27352587
Exactly what I drew down.

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>>27351081

That's kinda hot.

>Adagio points at the corner
>"That's where you belong. You don't deserve all of this."
>Adagio grabs Sunset's ample breasts
>"The only woman you'll be getting tonight is your hand. Be thankful I'm allowing you to watch. Now sit in your corner and grind your pathetic penis like the monkey you are. No sobbing allowed, it distracts me."

>>27351316

>I think, I think, I think, I think...

And you end up doing nothing like Bruce Lee said. Sometimes thinking takes time and effort away from acting.
Me, calm tends to depress me while I'm cool and quickminded during a crisis.

>Any chocolate cereal is gross.

Shut up! God, in all His infinite wisdom, created all forms of chocolate equal.
They're not like the chocolate flakes of unknown brands.

>anxieties and habits
>I'm not so gone that I can't go get food for myself. Even if I still get anxious. Actually I feel like I'm far more outta my comfort zone these days than I've ever been

Same here. But I've decided that I've seen where my current path leads and that it doesn't satisfy me. So instead I try to change by throwing myself at the things that cause me anxiety, which fucking hurts. I've made a lot of progress irl but it's still not good enough for me, so I press on, using the people I've become jealous of as a goal and an inspiration.

>spoiler

Hue, that reminds me of the crazy old man in Hellgate London and one of his goodbyes.
"I'll see you later unless a meteor strikes and kills us all."

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>>27350810

Heh. I wish we could play a 2P online or something.

>>27351055

>You return home early one evening
>You find a big poofy orange bush in your bed
>It rises slowly to reveal two people under it
>An unknown woman is pinning your fiancée down on the bed by her limp wrists
>A string of saliva connects their lips briefly
>They look at you wide-eyed
>You see alarm in Sunset's eyes, but the stranger has nothing but interest in hers
>The poofy-haired girl licks her lips as she looks you up and down
>"H-honey..." says Sunny weakly, "I'm sor-"
>The girl cuts her off by placing a manicured finger upon Sunset's lips
>"Don't be."
>She turns her attention back to you and invites you to join them with a gesture
>"There's room for one more..."
>Her sultry voice enters you through your ears and fills you with a deep desire, no, a need
>Just like Sunset, you've fallen under her spell, and she is going to use you for her amusement until you're nothing but a tired, empty shell

>>27351081

>>27350839

A power you say? Can I use it to my advantage?
If I can use the power to my advantage then I'll keep both my life and my new forced harem.
If I can't, then I'll agree to offer them my life and power in exchange for them bearing and raising my children.

>>27352543

Nigga, are you smoking literal weed?

Boop.

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>>27353579

The grump goes "Dammit Sonata, I told you my nose is not a button!"

>>27352543
lol

>>27354294
After checking the equation, I agree with Sonata's math.

>>27352543
20/10.

>>27354294
Adagio is jelly of that shirt
>>27355815
I will second that

>>27353711
That would be absolutely adorable

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>>27356728

It is. So damn much.

>>27357001
I hope you're happy. My heart just exploded from too much cute. This blood is on your hands