Nightly Scilight Thread #102

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Dude, it's like 7am

Atleast wait until it's night to post these threads, fuck.

>>27320301
r for the last threas to reach page 10

>>27320301
It's night in America still.

>>27320455
In Hawaii, to be exact.

>>27320474
>Hawaii
>Literally everywhere else in north and south america it's day

Anon...

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>>27320482

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One for magic filled pillows.

>>27320245
I was going to make the next thread
there was even going to be some changes to the OP

HEY FAGGOTS GUESS WHAT?
POKEMON NEEEEEEEEWS WOOOOOO!

Okay now that we've broken that elephant out of the Trainerlight room, working on the gym battle today woo. Hopefully I make some progress because this ones wonky.

>>27320816
It was just a joke, bruh.
Hehe, sorry.

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>>27321090
Now don't do it again

>>27321144
Who are you to make demands here, boy?

>>27321161
Creator of /nst/, the OP who has been posting sincethe regular OP left, and a writefag

>>27321221
so what? next you want me to suck your dick or something?

>>27321227
No
I just dont want you to post a /nst/ thread at 3 in the morning

>>27321237
is this the face of autism

>>27321221
Can't tell if Jojo or 'OP' because both technically fit this loose description. Either way they're kinda right, let a writefag make the OP or at least wait for the old thread to pass page 10.

>>27321313
Its JoJo

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>>27320245
I want my r9klight

>>27321506
EqG is back so your dream may become reality

>>27321221
1 am in Hawaii, anon.
:^)
Also this >>27321249 fucboi here isn't me. I am the one who posted the thread.

Who is Sanders and Clinton in Trumplight

>>27322461
Sunset.
Jeb is Applejack I think.
Hillary is Rarity.

>>27322480
>Sanders' sunset
>AppleJeb
>Hillarity

>>27322560
Also coco cruz

>>27322565
>Rato Coco

>>27322565
they even look the same

Just finished reading Trapligth.
Love it but...were is the non-canon threesome that is mentioned in the end, can´t find it in the archives

>>27322662
Thread 100
Have fun

>>27322693
Much appreciated

>>27322560
It's Shimmy Sanders

>>27323216
I met a twilight who had a affair with shimmy sanders
She felt the burn
It was gonorrhea

Jeffi where is the boringlight

Here I am with my writings again.
Thanks for nice replies on last one.
For ones who don't remember : green about dumb SciTwi and Anon-teacher.

>Morning
>In 30 minutes you need to be in school
>While trying to find your bag you remember what you were doing yesterday evening
>Watching these Power Ponies was pretty interesting despite you thought that they're shit
>Your favourite characters are Masked Matterhorn and Radiance.
>You even thought about buying figures of them
>Does Twilight watch Power Ponies?
>You're gonna know at school.

>School.
>First lesson had to be History but principal said that every teacher has to tell their students about Freedom of Speech, how important is Independence Day and etc.
"Good morning, students!"
>"Good morning, teacher!"
>Students sit down
>You open your mouth in attempt to say something as you hear somebody knocking on the door
"Come in!"
>Principal comes in.
>Students suddenly stand up.
>"You may sit, students. Mister Anon, could you please come out for a few seconds?"
>She gestures towards the door
"Yes, of course"
>You follow Mrs. Harshwhinny
>As you come out of the class she closes the door and comes closer to you
>"Mister Anon. I was thinking about my reward to you for that thing you did few days ago. I thought that raising your wages for this month isn't good. Your wages will stay the same but instead of it..."
>She puts something out of her pocket and puts it in yours.
>You quickly check what was that
>A piece of paper folded a few times.
>You unfold it and see...
>It's money
>Kinda a lot.
"W-why?"
>"I appreciate your work, Mister Anon. I really do."
>She apparently goes too far with it.
"It's m-my job, Mrs Harshwhinny. It'd be wrong if I'd not do this."
>"Just accept it, Mister Anon. You've earned this."
>Maybe she's right.
>But that still leaves some strange feeling inside of you
>"Oh. I almost forgot. I invite you to a dinner with me."

>>27323749
>What
>Your boss is inviting you for a... dinner?
>That's kinda... not okay.
>Sure thing, Harshwhinny is a nice woman and all.
>But a dinner sounds a bit wrong.
>Well, you can't say no because she just gave your reward.
"Yes, of course I accept your invitation, Mrs Harshwhinny! It's an honor for me!"
>You smile at her
>"Thank you, Mister Anon. I'll see you later."
>She waves you and goes away
>That's strange.
>You come back to class and continue to speak.
>The lesson ends and students leave the class.

>Next lesson is Drawing.
>You decide to give students a task to draw their favourite characters from cartoons
>That's how you going to know if Twilight watches Power Ponies!
"You can draw any character you want, students. It can be a character from anime or even Power Ponies."
>Students begin to draw
>You walk from one side of class to the other, looking at student's pictures
>Moondancer is drawing something looking like a strange blue bird
>Sour Sweet is drawing the Simpsons
>You can't understand what everyone else is drawing so you decide to sit at your table and wait until lesson ends
>While lesson goes a few students ask you to give them a pencil or something else
>After lesson ends students come to you and give their works
>Trixie drew some guy with orange hair and big sword
>Sugarcoat drew Zapp from Power Ponies
>Looks cool.
>Works of other students are not that interesting for you
>You look for Twilight's picture.
>Finally you find two pieces of paper signed by Twilight
>One of them is a girl in red glasses with some katana
>And other is...
>Masked Matterhorn.
>You smile.
>That's one more thing you can do with Twilight when she needs help!

>>27323764
>After lessons end you come out of the class and see Mrs. Harshwhinny come to you.
>"Hello there, Mister Anon. I hope you didn't forget about our dinner today. I'll meet you nearby school in 2 hours."
"Of course! I will come!"
>Harshwhinny smiles at you and goes away
>You've got nothing to do at school so you decide to go home to wait

>When you get home you put off your clothes and go to bath
>After a bath you put on some clear clothes you have
>You have an hour left so you decide to drink some coffee and then head to school.

>You see Mrs. Harshwhinny standing near school's doors.
>She comes to you car as you stop infront of school.
>"Mister Anon! Glad to see you! Are you ready?"
>She sits in the car.
"Yes I am. Where do we go?"
>Mrs. Harshwhinny takes her phone out and watches at the map.
>"It's 'Insérer le nom aléatoire ici' restaurant not far away from here."
>She tries to say the name of restaurant but fails and shows it to you.
>You manage to read the name and eyes of your boss are open wide
>"You know French?"
>Acutally, you can READ French but you don't understand shit
>You don't know how you manage to do that.
"Heh..."
>You blush a bit.
>Ten minutes pass and you are already near the restaurant
>"By the way, you look really great, Mister Anon."
"Thank you! You're looking nice too!"
>She's wearing purple jacket, green shirt and dark purple pants.
>It's her ordinary outfit but for some reason she looks somehow charming this time.
>And you are actually looking like you're going on a date.
>You did put on black jacket, blue shirt and red tie.
>You like that tie, for some reason it makes you look better with any clothes.
>Two of you come to a table that Mrs. Harshwhinny booked

>>27323779
>As you sit down waiter comes to you
>"What's your order?" he asks and smiles at you
>"What do you want, Mister Anon?"
>You acutally don't care
>So you say.
>"Alright, then I'll order for you."
>Waiter comes to her and takes her order.
"Sooo... is there some purpose for our dinner? I don't want to be offensive but you didn't call me there for nothing, right?"
>"Yes, I wanted to talk about one thing."
"And what's that?"
>She starts to answer but here comes waiter with meals.
>"Your order!"
>She ordered spaghetti and roasted beef for both of you.
>"Let's it, Mister Anon."
>You nod and start to eat.
>It's pretty delicious.
>while you eat waiter brings two glasses of water.
"So what you wanted to talk about, Mrs. Harshwhinny?"
>She frowns a bit then sighs and starts to speak
>"You see... there is a problem."
>A problem?
"What problem?"
>"I see you started to spend a lot of time with one of your students."
>Oh. She's talking about Twilight.
"Yes, she needed help because of problems at home."
>She looks into your eyes
>"That is what I am talking about, Mister Anon"
>Her voice gets more severe.
>"I mean, you spend too much time with her."
>What?
>"I think you should stop doing that."
"Why?"
>"Because this is unacceptalbe."
>She raises her voice, but not too much, for others not to hear.
>"It can affect your work as a teacher. You will be too distracted with helping that girl."
>She's not right.
>At all.
"It will not affect anything! Why can't I help my student when they need help?"
>You start to speak a bit louder.
>"Because I don't want to know that other school think that our teachers are not professional enough!"
>She hits the table with her fist, spilling water from one of the glasses.
>"I started to work with people from Crystal Prep Academy and I need my students to be strong and smart!"

>>27323793
>You watch into her eyes and see fire.
>But she's not right! You're helping her to be more smart! She didn't even study before you started to do something!
>Why she's thinking that you don't help?
"I want you to know that since I star--"
>"Enough! One more word and you will be fired, Mister Anon! I need something more than skills. I need you to be professional!"
>What?
>Fired?
>But for what?
>That is stupid.
>You stand up from the table, leaving some money at the table.
>$50 should be enough.
>You're angry now.
>If you stay at this restaurant, you will kill someone.
>As you come out of restaurant you feel cold air and start to breathe.
>That's enough for this dinner. You need to go home.
>You sit in your car and drive your way home.
>You don't notice how you get to home.
>When you get home, you sit down on a sofa and turn on the TV.
>You have 15 episodes of Power Ponies recorded.
>That's gonna be nice night.

>School.
>You're sitting at your table and waiting for students
>First lesson is Maths.
>lesson begins
"Good morning, students."
>"Good morning, teacher!"
>You hear somebody lower their voices while saying 'good morning'
>You have no idea why did they do that.
"Today you have the test about Cartesian plane."
>You write a bunch of coordinates on the blackboard and sit down at your table
>Whole lesson is silent.
>lesson ends and students come out of class.
>Twilight comes to you.
>"Something's wrong, mister teacher?"
>She asks you
"Why something has to be wrong?"
>You answer with a question
>"You looked like something bad happened..."
>You don't want to hear that from her
"Everything's fine. You may go."
>You hear her sigh as she goes out of class.

>Writing begins
>You read the text and students write it down.
>After reading the whole text you give students 5 minutes to check if everything's OK.
>Then you ask them to give their works to you and allow them to do anything they want until lesson ends.
>This situation with Harshwhinny makes you mad.

>>27323802
>What you are going to do?
>What if Twilight will ask for you again?
>What will you say?
>What you have to do?
>Say no?
>But it will hurt her.
>It seems that you are her only friend
>And it seems that her aunt can't affect her studies, so after you will stop helping her she'll abandon studying and will never do something again.
>That looks bad.
>lesson ends and students come out of class.

>Other lessons end pretty fast as you're trying to speak less
>You can do something bad if you're mad.
>After the last lesson Twilight comes to you again.
>"Mister teacher!"
>She starts to speak louder when all students are gone.
>"I insist on you telling me the truth. What happened?"
>She's trying to look strong and powerful by making her voice severe.
>That makes you giggle a little bit.
>But you're still trying to save your seriousness
"Nothing happened, Twilight."
>"Something did happened, teacher."
>Should you tell her the truth?
>Or you should tell her to go away?
>Second option isn't really nice.
>Oh god.
"OK. Something happened, alright. But I don't want to talk about it."
>You stand up from your table and head to door.
>As you try to get to the door you feel something blocking you.
>Twilight is standing with tears in her eyes.
>"P-please, teacher. T-tell m-me..."
>Why she wants to know?
>It's nothing about her.
>Well, it is something about her but she doesn't know.
"Why you want to know?"
>She tries to speak while she cries
>"B-because y-you a-a-always h-help m-me..."
>She rushes to you and hugs really tight.
>"P-please..."
>Your heart is about to explode.
>You must tell her the truth.
>Or you will count yourself as a selfish idiot for the rest of your life.
"OK. I will tell you everything."
>Twilight calms down a bit and goes back.
"Yesterday I had a dinner with Mrs. Harshwhinny. Our principal."
>She nods
>You decide to end this faster

>>27323818
"A-and during this dinner she told me that she saw us together many times and that I have to stop doing that or I'll be fired."
>The end of the sentence you spoke really fast.
>But Twilight understood everything.
>She starts to sob.
>"B-but w-wwhy?"
>You sit down at the table and gently pull Twilight closer to you.
>Now it's your time to hug her.
>She sits on your knees.
"I don't know, Twilight. I don't know..."
>You hug her tighter.
>As you hug her a brilliant thought comes to your mind.
>Who cares?
>Yeah, you'll be fired.
>You can work as a teacher at other schools.
>You can become teacher at the middle school!
>You have "A+" for Physics, by the way.
>But you chose elementary school because it's easier and more chill that middle and high school.
"I don't care, Twilight"
>She instantly turns her head to you as you say that.
>"W-what?"
"I mean, yeah, I can get fired. But I will help you. That's my job. I'm a teacher, at the end of the day."
>She looks at you with eyes filled with astonishment
>"You will help me even if you can get... f-fired?"
"Yes, I will."
>She's grinning all over her face.
>"Thank you so much, mister teacher!"
>She hugs you.
"Well, it's time for me to go. Do you need help?"
>"No, this time Cadence's at home. Thank you again, mister teacher!"
>Twilight runs out of class with grin from ear to ear.

>Home.
>You're glad that Twilight is happy.
>You start to think about places where you can work in case you get fired from this school.
>It's going to be kind of hard to get into Crystal Prep because of Cinch.
>But there are a lot of places.
>Acutally, that can wait.
>You need a sleep.
>And what is perfect for a sleep?
>Power Ponies.
>You're already sleeping after two episodes.


That's it. I was trying to post it at the previous thread but as always I fucked up.
Thanks for reading, if you do. If you've found some mistakes, please tell me and I'll fix them next time.
Thanks again.

>>27323831
Lovely as always.

>>27278837
>So you walked around, mixing and mingling. That sort of stuff.
>Your mind kept tracking back to Discord, though.
>Everyone here spoke in such ugly ways.
>They were snide, sarcastic, and so god damn full of themselves their pants could burst.
>Your reputation as head of a “small time” taxi company earned you a few slights as well.
>Discord was probably the only pleasant conversation you had that night.
>He was so open. Almost unsettlingly so.
>He was an honest guy. A real straight jack.
>The man, at the cost of his own jacket, even saved your dress from a flying drink.
>Given the snickers a few yards away, you could tell it was aimed for you.

>At around nine o’clock, you thought enough was enough.
>These bozos had had their fun. Now it was time for yours.
>Up you walked the marble stairs of the event hall.
>Up and up and up, to a balcony looking over the checkered floor filled with mobsters and other assorted lowlifes.
>All eyes were glued to you.
>”Would you look at that? The taxi girl wants to get a view.”
>”First time you ever been so high, eh, girlie?”
>”If you get scared, I got a nice spot on my lap you can relax on!”
“Be quiet, you loathsome troglodytes.”
>Your voice, loud and strong, echoed through the event hall.

>>27324277
>”The fuck did you just say to me?”
>”Was that a swear?”
“You’ve all had your fun. Now it’s time to listen to me.”
>”And why should we listen to you, girlie?”
“Because I have everyone in here by the balls. If you refuse to cooperate, I’ll squeeze.”
>”The hell is this slut saying?”
“I believe the lot of you are familiar with a certain Mr. Somber.”
>The ball erupts in chaos.
>”You know where that Jimmy is?”
>”I’ll fuckin’ skin him alive!”
>”That guy’s got his hand all over my turf. It’s really pissin’ me off!”
“He has more than just your turf. He has pictures--pictures of all of you. He has a string leading to every shut closet door, and with one little tug, he could rip it open and send all the skeletons you’re hiding tumbling out into the light. He has bank records, documents tracing your accounts, and to some, the deeds to your goddamn houses.”
>”How do you know all of this?”
“And he’ll share it all with the town. With every town. There won’t be one slum in Equestria you could go where the local police don’t know your names. And given what he could do to you financially, rest assured a slum would be your new home.”
>”Zut!”
>”You’re bluffing! You don’t know shit!”
>A wry grin stretched across your face.
“I know everything. I am Mr. Somber.”

>>27324284
>”Don’t joke with us, girlie. You better start talking about where this guy is, or I swear I’ll come up there and I’ll put something else in your mouth.”
“Nice threat. I’d offer my own, but then, I already did. Remember when I told you about squeezing?”
>You took your phone out of your purse and wave it in front of the crowd.
>”Ooh, you gonna text us to death?”
>An amazing invention, really.
>Talk, text, email, internet, cameras, all that cool stuff.
>So, on it, you mess around for a bit.
>By the time you’re finished with your task, a rather obtuse man had ascended the stairs with the intention of removing you.
>”Time to go, you little shit.”
>Holding your finger up to pause him, you complete the last few actions and set the phone away.
“To the fellow who wanted to put something in my mouth, I would like to personally thank you for your generous donation to the Homeless Eagle Foundation. Let’s give him a round of applause, everyone!”
>As you clapped to yourself, he gave you the most confused look.
>”I didn’t donate shit, you freak!”
>You like to imagine what happened next was that some small gerbil in a tiny, dusty little corner of a vast and nearly empty room suddenly woke up and dashed for the exercise wheel.
>The man’s eyes nearly popped out of his head.
>His phone, as fast as that gerbil you were talking about, flew from his pocket.
>The next minute was spent with him angrily yelling at “Larry” about his funds.
>Lo and behold, every account from the Cayman Islands to some fictitious little man from Fillydelphia, was empty. Bone dry.
>He had as much money to his name as Candy Carl, the homeless man who panhandles down on 9th.
>The phone slowly lowered from his ear.
>His eyes seemed to have sunken deep back into his skull.
>His face, once dark blue, had become a pale grey.

>>27324290
>”It’s all gone,” he said in not even a whisper.
>”What’d you say?”
>”It’s all gone. Everything. All that time, all that...it’s all gone.”
>A heavy silence fell over the room.
>You looked over to the insistent man to your side.
>The second your eyes met, he shrunk back and held his hands up in defense.
>”H-hey now, I didn’t mean nothing by it.”
“What’s your name?”
>”Me? I’m Speedy Tracks, Miss.”
“Well, Speedy, go escort that sobbing mess out of here. And do come back. I’m sure you’ll want to be present for my announcement.”
>”S-sure thing.”
>THAT was when the city became yours.

This character limit will be the death of me. Oh well, at least I got this done.
Opinions so far?

>>27320245
Oh Twilight, why are you wearing a STABO harness? No one's gonna come and rescue worst princess.

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>>27324277
>The man, at the cost of his own jacket, even saved your dress from a flying drink
I guess that Discord is stabbing that guy right now.
>>27324298
>Opinions so far?
Excellent.

>>27323831
I dont know why, but i always read everything with russian accent

>>27323831
Great as always
keep it up

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BEST FRIENDS

So who would you say has the most potential to be Twilight's best friend
Sunset, Trixie, Moondancer, Starlight, someone else?

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where is Dot
his stories are topcomf

>>27325978
Pinkie or Dash

>>27325978
Sugarcoat

>>27326191
I can kind of understand pinkie but why dash?

>>27326302
Because:
>"It was just a joke, bruh"

>>27326443
O-oh... ok

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How does scilight feel about adorable little xenos like this one?

>>27321221

So - a triple autist then.

>>27328057
She wants to snuggle with it>>27328057

>>27328111
Maximum bait

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Good morning everyone

Anyone notice that the board has slowed down in general?
Or have I gone mad?
This is the only thread on /mlp/ I come to regularly

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>>27328880
I think you might be mad? I thought /mlp/ sped up since I've been back.

Speaking of which, I might have enough to dump later. I need to go back through the battle and see what I can do to make it less shit but writing the non combat stuff shouldn't take long at all. Keeping all this shit accurate to game mechanically is really hard sometimes.

>>27328880
>this is the only thread on /mlp/ I come to regularly
you're not mad, you're a lost cause.

>>27328880
this is only thread I come to at all

>>27329221
Youre a good man anon

>>27329221
This is the only thread I post at all. Sometimes.

>>27329803
This tbqh

Jeff where is the boringlight finale

Also tell iceman I like the 40klight

I wish I could cuddle with twilight as we watch movies and play games together

>>27324298
I would like to see more

>>27320245
>jonfawkes
>no hooves
Literally JohnJoseco 4: Guns of the Patreons

>>27330301
who doesn't?

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Remember when people thought Sci-Twi was gonna be a mad scientist-type? Would you all have preferred a sarcastic, full on confident scientist Twi or the meek and adorkable Twi we have now?

>>27331305
I always expected awkward twi
Or more specifically a twilight who doesnt have any friends who studies a lot

>>27331305
I think the one we have. She's noticeably different and new, and that's so much more appealing than "Twilight without friends 2.0".

>>27324298
>You know, for all your brains, you’re still not 100% sure why you did that.
>You had plenty of money. Enough that, if you so desired, you could have packed it up and flown off to some faraway land.
>Live out the rest of your days on a warm, sunny beach.
>Perhaps in the tranquility of the woods. Deep inside the forest with your own little cabin…
>Yeah, that sounds nice.
>Who would come for you then? Who would hunt you down looking for their money?
>Nobody, because Mr. Somber was untraceable. Twilight Sparkle was a nobody--a forgettable side character in her own story.
>After that night, Mr. Somber had a face and it was Twilight Sparkle.
>Any hope you had of escape was shattered.
>So why do it?

>Well, it might have ended there. You might have had the city’s crime lords by their balls, but no.
>Soon enough, you started to itch.
>One day you woke up, and knowing you owned the city suddenly seemed so meaningless.
>So the lords of Canterlot were yours to manipulate?
>That’s nothing.
>In 2024, The Caravan had legally dissolved into Twilight’s Taxi.
>Every car in your dark fleet got a new lavender spray tan and a fancy bumper sticker.
>The streets were brimming with your vehicles.
>The people of Canterlot moved with your taxis, from building you owned to building someone else owned. From job to job. From hobby to hobby.

>>27331957

>In 2025, you began to sweep up territory.
>All you had to do was make one little phone call and you could have ended their careers for good.
>That wasn’t enough for you, though.
>You wanted something bigger. Something more fantastic.
>Mr. Somber drained someone’s account. Even if he is you, it was still him.
>Twilight needed to do something. Something that people would remember her for.
>It was a hot day in August when you made your move.
>You called in a few favors.
>By sunset, eight entire blocks of the city had been sectioned off. It was for a big construction project.
>On paper.
>In reality, you made a wall.
>Think of one big square made of nine little ones.
>Color in the eight squares on the border and what do you have left?
>The loneliest box in the world.
>One blank, empty, worthless white speck in an ocean of pitch.
>What did you do?
>Well, you colored it in.
>Red.

>”Twilight, why?” cried the orange woman at your feet.
>Her usually slicked back hair was just a frizzy mess that stunk of smoke and sweat.
“Get off of me.”
>She did not.
>Her grip on your skirt tightened, and she used that to pull herself up.
>Now on her knees, she sobbed, likely hoping to elicit some response equating remorse.
“Spitfire, really now. This isn’t a good look for you.”
>”You think I care about what I look like? You...Twilight, do you even know what you did?”
>You smiled and pet her gently, hiding the immense disgust you felt when you touched her filthy mane.
“Why, of course. I cleared out a rotten section of the city for gentrification.”
>”I had millions of dollars worth of cars there! Property! Assets!”
“It’s for the better. Really.”
>”How? How could you do it? How could you just burn it all down? People...people lived there. You destroyed their homes too, Twilight. You destroyed their lives!”

>>27331967

>You knelt down and cupped her chin in your hand.
“I could spend the next hour lecturing you on the properties of gasoline that make it such great fuel for fire, but I think we’d both get bored very fast. I’ll tell you a story instead. Do you like stories?”
>Her eyes, wide and wet, filled with horror, scanned your face for a crack she could burrow into. Some dark little place she could hide from you.
“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman named Spitfire. She controlled an underground racing circuit that spanned half the city. One day, someone else appeared.”
>”Twilight…”
“Yes, Twilight! Good job! So, Twilight took a match and she burnt a little piece of it to the ground. Do you know what happened next?”
>”No.”
“Spitfire was upset. She was so upset that she tried to fight back. She did a good job at first too. It almost looked like Twilight would lose. Then, something wonderful happened. The Wonderbolts were caught cheating. All their trophies from all their victories were suddenly revoked. Spitfire’s mother, who lived in a very, very old house, died in her sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning. The full force of the Canterlot Police Department weighed down on her business and snuffed out Spit’s fire. All her associates, up to and including herself, thrown in a hole.”
>You pushed, knocking her onto the ground.
>She sprawled out and frantically crawled away from you.
“Get out of town, Spitfire.”
>That was the last you heard from her.
>The speedsters of Canterlot now enjoy racing under your supervision.

That's all she wrote for today.

>>27331384
Version 1.5 is Moondancer?

>>27332004
Starlight is 2.1
Sunset is 6.66
Trixie is 0.4

>>27332004
Naw, Moondancer is .5 because without Twilight she wasn't even seen as worth the effort. She's Twilight who COULDN'T get friends :^)

Also it's time to post because if I don't start now I'll never post today like ai promised.

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>Ref:"The challengers will each pick three pokemon in advance for a total of six vs Chrysalis's six. They will be held to their original choices, and both challengers may only have one of their own pokemon on the field at any time. If one challenger is eliminated they may still earn the badge if their partner wins the battle. Are all rules understood?"
>You both nod, Chrysalis claps once in approval.
>C:"Perfect! Then let us begin!"
>The two of you quickly discuss what pokemon/order you're choosing, then begin the battle.
>C:"Go Bathearst, Zerg!"
>A Crobat and a Scolipede emerge.
>Moondancer throws out Bishop, with you choosing to start with Lulamoon. Spike obviously should be saved for late game in case anything too strong comes up.
>As you and Moons are giving out your orders, Bathearst bolts in and smacks Lulamoon before pulling a U-turn and switching out with a Toxicroak named 'Bilious'.
>Zerg rushes in, jabbing Lulamoon with a poison tipped horn K.O.ing her instantly. Before it retreats back Bishop gets a stab in, ending the round.
"Return Lulamoon! Get revenge Tyrone!"
>He crashes down onto the strawmat arena with a roar, narrowing his eyes on Zerg.
>The Scolipede rampages his horn right into Tyrones gut, which while looks to be really effective isn't even close to knocking the beast out.
>Bilious however easily takes out Bishop with a single drain punch to the cheek, denting in his face plate.
>In the mean time, Tyrone's teeth glow red with heat as he chomps down on Zergs neck. Smoke escapes his jaws as a deafening shriek erupts from Zerg.
>Learning from last match, he swings his neck and throws the scorched bug to Chrysalis's feet.
>C:"Congrats, that makes 5/3.5 at the moment! You must be SOOOO proud <3"
>M:"Oh shut up bitch, we're just getting started!"
>You whip the sweat from your brow, looking at the drops of blood leaking from Tyrone's stomach.
"Y-yeah! We're doing fine!"

>>27331975
Sea Urchin, it was a long time since I last saw that name.
Good green, as I remember.

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>>27332334
>She sends Bathearst back out, which honestly doesn't surprise you. That U-turn may be underhanded, but it's completely legal.
>M:"GO GO ZEPPELI!!"
>A proud Golurk emerges, slamming to the floor with the same shake as Tyrone.
>You fist-bump her, recognizing the reference.
>Predictably, Bathearst escapes again with a U-turn doing a bit of damage to GO ZEPPELI. His replacement this time is a Nidoqueen affectionately nicknamed 'Celestia'
>Not skipping a beat, Tyrone sinks his jaws into her with a frosty mist. She roars in agony unable to escape.
>Bilious darts over, shooting Tyrone with a Gunk shot at close range. He takes it like a champ, but he's not looking too good...
>Not that it's going to matter.
>M:"GO ZEPPELI, Earthquake!"
>C:"What? But you'll hit her pokemon too!"
>Tyrone gives a nod, holding Celestia to the floor as GO ZEPPELI lets loose an earth shattering quake. The assault easily knocks out all three of them bringing you to a temporary tie.
"You did amazing Tyrone! Get some rest!"
>Chrysalis leers at you as the pokemon are switched out.
>C:"I guess drastic times call for drastic measures? I certainly hope you're kinder to your pokemon than that outside of battle!"
>You roll your eyes as Spike strolls onto the field.
"I'm an excellent mom to my pokemon!"
>C:"Pffft, I think you had a freudian slip darling!"
>You puff out your cheeks.
"D-did not! My pokemon are like my family, and Spike will ALWAYS be my little baby no matter how much he grows!"
>Moondancer suppresses a giggle.
>C:"Well well, isn't that lovely! I guess we'll just have to see how your 'baby' will fair against these two! BATHEARST, DANNY, rough them up!"
>Tossing out her Crobat and Gengar, she poses confidently.
>You mockingly strike a Jojo pose, tapping your fingers on your mega stone.
"Next you're going to say 'What are you doing?'"
>She laughs, pointing at you.
>C:"Pffft! What are you DOING? ...Ah!!"
>Spike glows with a rainbowish energy.

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>>27332422
>JoJo references
>mfw

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>>27332422
>>27332477

>Spike mega evolves, sporting his usual form change.
>He just barely outspeeds Bathearst, cleaving through Danny with a Shadow claw and knocking him out.
>In a change of pace, Bathearst actually stays on the field this time and delivers an intense sky attack on Spike, causing massive damage.
>GO ZEPPELI's fist glazes over with shadow as his fist careens into Bathearst, critically wounding him but just barely strong enough to hold on.
>C:"Shit shit shit! Go Zabuza, end these freaks!"
>She tosses out a Dragalge, her last pokemon.
>You quickly hold up a hand for a momentary pause, the ref allows it.
"Spike, are you okay with this?"
>He gives you a thumbs up.
"Okay then, let's finish this!"
>The ref resumes the match, Spike zooming into close range and blaze kicking Bathearst into the far wall.
>GO ZEPPELI for the first and probably last time ever is actually able to out speed someone! He pulls off a massive earthquake taking out Zabuza and Spike simultaneously
>Ref:"Chrysalis is out of pokemon! Victory challengers 0/2!"
>Chrysalis drops to her knees, gritting her teeth.
>C:"God FUCKING DAMN IT! How could I lose to them!?"
>M:"I don't know, maybe it's because poison type is garbage?"
>She chucks two badges at you full pitch.
>C:"GET OUT OF MY GYM YOU CUNTS!"
>GO ZEPPELI picks you each up in his massive hands, Spike doubling up with you, and flys over to the entrance over the invisible walls.
"Thanks for the battle!"
>Walking outside you're startled by the sound of a shuriken getting stuck in the reinforced glass of the gym doors.
>M:"Holy fuck! Someone's a sore loser!"
"Tell me about it! Lets get these guys healed up and find Trixie, this place is really losing it's charm..."
>She laughs and pins her new badge to her line up.
>M:"And I know EXACTLY where we should go next!"

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>>27332560
>Handing over your pokemon, you send Trixie a quick heads up and discuss where to go next.
>M:"There are only two Kanto badges left, and only one town we haven't visited!"
>Peeking at the map, you spot Cinnabar island just to the south of you.
"But I thought they were raveged by a volcano a few years ago!"
>M:"Yeah, key phrase being WERE. They've rebuilt a lot in the last few years, people are even building houses there again!"
"But no labs? Or pokemon mansion?"
>She shakes her head sadly.
>M:"Still, it's pretty cool there I'm sure! At very least we need the Volcano Badge so we don't have much choice."
"...That seems like a really unfortunate name for the badge given the circumstances."
>She chuckles playfully, lacing her fingers with yours.
>M:"Despite what you may believe, I didn't name the badges."
"OOOOOOH, I could have sworn you did. <3"
>T:"TRIXIE TACKLE!"
>Trixie pounces over the bench seat, getting stuck awkwardly half way and draping herself on your head.
>Blowing hair out of your face, you pat her head.
"Hi Trixie, all done for the day?"
>T:"Yup! The pokemon around here are SUPER strong! I bet Pearl will evolve in no time, and she's not even a day old yet!"
"...Doesn't that seem impossible to anyone else?"
>Moondancer nods.
>M:"You know I've been researching pokemon evolution ever since I was a kid, and my grandfather since HE was a kid... but we never understood how that works either! Trainers just bring some kind of energy into the mix that changes how pokemon grow or something."
"Yeah, but that's not really a satisfying answer!
>T:"Trixie thinks its the MOST satisfying answer! Trixie has LOADS of energy to spare, therefore she will be the BEST TRAINER EVER!"
>You giggle, shaking your head.
"I don't think it works like that Trix."
>Moondancer shrugs.
>M:"Actually... that is a valid theory."

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>>27332694
>Trixie uses your shoulders as support as she props up.
>T:"Wait, REALLY?! That's so cool!"
>You look at het skeptically.
>M:"What, it's true! My grandpa found through a controlled study that the very process of personally training a pokemon speeds up growth by almost incalculable numbers, but NOTHING like we've demonstrated! If humans contained some sort of innate potential, something usually undetectable but none the less real... Maybe we act like a battery?"
>You look to Spike, who taps his lucarionite.
"Oh... that's actually plausible! We're like a symbiotic life form!"
>Moondancer looks off into space, standing up abruptly.
>M:"Who wants to go for an evening fly?"
---------------
>You and Moondancer ride your respective flyers up near Cerulean
>Trixie said she'd wait in Fuchsia with Spike, she didn't want to push Pearl too hard yet.
>Moondancer lands next to a daycare-
>Oh.
>Running in she finds the daycare man and waves him down.
>M:"Do you still have Wilfred?"
>He squints at her, then it clicks.
>DCM:"OOOOOH! The Abra right? We thought you weren't coming back for him! What took you so long!?"
>Moony bites her lip.
"She was, uh, in the hospital with amnesia! But now she's all better and wants to reunite with her beloved Wilfred!"
>He squints even harder, examining her.
>DCM:"...Well, she DOES look quite pale. I guess that would explain it. Just promise me you're going to take good care of the little guy okay?"
>M:"Of course! Bill me for the daycare cost, plus a little extra for your trouble!"
>He nods and hands over the pokeball.
"Have a good night sir!"
-----------
>The two of you teleport back to Fuchsia using Wilfred, who is possibly the most jacked Abra known to man. Moondancer spends the rest of the night in your shared room trying to make it up to him with pokepuffs and pampering, but it's impossible to know if it does any good.
>Abras are not exactly known for their expressive demeanor.

>>27332357
I try. I'm glad to see I'm remembered for good reasons.

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>>27332783
>You wake up to the sound of Moondancer hurling in the next room.
"Are you okay Moonpie?"
>"*Cough* Yeah, I've just been feeling a little sick on and off since the time skips started happening. It usually gets better after I've been up a few hours... Oh speaking of which they stopped!"
>You peek at the calendar, January 26th. She's right, you guess time stablized for you guys.
>You shake Spike awake, which your sure he just LOVES. He rubs the sleep from his eyes and slumps on your shoulder lazily.
>Moondancer gargles out her mouth and brushes her teeth, which is a good enough cue for you to do the same.
>Skipping past the morning ritual, you grab Trixie and a traditional breakfast at the pokecenter.
>It's actually a little weird not having a temporal crisis to address... But you guess its good to know you could actually trust those M.U.P.P.E.T. guys word.
>You set out early to swim across the sea, or more accurately to ride your water pokemon over there.
>Still, this DOES mean you have to wear your swimsuit... Yaaaaaaay.
>You really don't have the body to fill this thing out, if anything you've managed to LOSE weight you didn't even have!
>Moony on the other hand... damn~.
>Her bikini is trying its best to be modest, but its at least a couple years out of date for her current body, expecially given the fact she's probably gained a couple pounds since September. What you once mistook for c cups turned out to be rather full D's, and they really don't want to stay in her top. On top of that, her bottoms fit her butt fairly tightly giving her that well proportioned look you like.
>Trixie looks good too, but in a "Just recovered from almost dying not that long ago" thin way... She isn't really emaciated any more, but she's also not much more feminine looking than you. Her breasts do push the line between B's and C's though...
>M:"T-Twi, please stop staring at us..."

>>27333026
I may or may not end here for tonight. MIGHT get one more out but otherwise I'll update the paste and see you guys next dump.

>>27333047
thank you based chronos

>>27333047
Good to see more Trainerlight. After Cinnabar, are they going to the sevii islands?

Here's a story about a depressed Twilight
if you haven't read the first posts you can read it here http://pastebin.com/duXWES7Q

>”I don’t know”
>she grabs one of the cards from your hand
>”Trattoria Trussardi, Italian restaurant”
>she stares at the card for a second
>“Can we go there?”
“Sure, but while your hair finishes drying I need to ask your mom something”
>”I will be waiting here”

”Hey Mrs. Velvet”
>”Hi Sunset”
“I just wanted to give you a update for what Twilight and I are doing. We are going to that Italian restaurant, Trattoria Trussardi”
>”Ok. Are you sure you don’t need money?”
“Yeah I have enou-”
>Velvet pulls out her wallet out 80 dollars
“No really I don't need it”
>”Take it, you can go see a movie after or something after you go to lunch”
>you take her money and put it in your wallet
“Oh and there's one more thing I need to ask?”
>”hm?”
“Does Shining have a motorcycle helmet or something? I forgot to bring my spare for Twilight”
>”I think there is one in our garage”

“Okay Twilight, do you have your helmet on?”
>she moves around her helmet for a second
>”yeah”
“Make sure you grab on tight”
>Twilight puts her arms around you
>you rev the engine and start to drive down the street
>during the ride you make a few hard turns
>whenever that would happen Twilight would squeeze you hard
>pretty sure one of the squeezes broke a bone or something

>>27333793

“We’re here!”
>Twilight is still holding on to you even though your motorcycle is parked
“Twilight?”
>no response
>you pull off her helmet revealing her messed up hair
>Twilight opens her eyes
>”Is-is it over?”
“Yeah we’re here already”
>walking up to the restaurant door Twilight sees her reflection in glass and frowns at her messed up hair
“Come on Twilight, you look really cute even with your hair like that”
>”You’re just saying that to make me feel better”
>the door opens and two Japanese guys walk outside
>one marching outside not watching out for you and Twilight
>and another one with a bad pompadour who holds open the door and quickly apologises for his friend
>you thank him as Twilight and yourself walk inside
>”Even that guy with the pompadour has better hair than me”
“Twilight you are really beautiful and I don’t want you thinking otherwise”
>”You really mean that?”
“Definitely”

>>27334580
thats acute twiangle

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>Jeff is breaking a whole new batch of hearts over at the Tomboy Dashie thread
>tfw I'm having my heart broken by Jeff for the dozenth time

>>27334964
I wonder how many jeff has killed

>>27334964
I just want my Traplight smut.

>>27334035
Smug that powerful could destroy the world. Trixie needs to be stopped.

>>27335492
Do it twilight

>>27336133
>you will never be the cute magic science girl

>>27336496
>be
faggot
>you'll never marry the cute magic science girl in a traditional church and raise christian children
>real christians, not heretical "tolerate everything" modernists

>>27336546
I completly respect you different opinion but I would rather be her

>>27336984
WOOP WOOP

does Twilight excited for Civ VI

>>27336546
So you want yer to burned alive. 'kay.

>>27337518
"No Anon I am not a witch"
>"But you used magic to turn into a monster"
"okay I was a witch... But I am not anymore"
>"BURN THE WITCH"

What would you do with Twilight for fun

>>27337518
epic, i tip my meme hat to you my "friend"

>>27337715
Didn't knew the witch burnings were a meme. I guess the tons of documentation about it are just top memes.

>>27324421
You fucking piece of shit, don't you know that writefags don't do it for the (You)'s, if you didn't replied at all they would still write. There is not such thing as feedback.

>>27337972
Most witch burning documentaries have glaring loop holes. When have you ever heard about gnosticism or proto-feminism in one? Contrary to POPULAR understanding they included men as well, especially traitors who sided at one time with the foreign hordes and attacked clerics of any degree, including monks and even adepts.

t. history student

>>27337518
>>27337589
>what is repentance
does it count if the sex is smoking hot?

>>27339353
It will be good sex

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>phone died today
>couldnt shitpost on /nst/
>see a little girl reading a friendship games book while at lunch
>mfw I literally cant avoid twilight

>>27334580
That's fucking adorable

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Civil war! Civil war!

>>27344372
Where is the boringlight finale jeff

Would you love a twilight with a girl penis

>>27344685
I already do

>>27344685
Yes. Hell, I'd probably love any girl with a penis, given they were actually a real girl who just so happened to have a penis. I don't do trannies.

>you are Twilight Sparkle
>or thats at least what you want your name to be
>you are Dusk Shine
>you've been collecting women's clothing and started therapy
>your parents don't know about it and if they did they would hate you
>you are sitting in your room wearing your favorite skirt and a comfy shirt
>you hear a knock at the door
>thats strange you weren't expecting anybody
>look through your window
>its your parent's

what will you do

trying to bring more content even if its a shitty cyoa based on the topic

>>27349373
Aquire dildos from safe.

>>27349373
Toplel

>>27349373
>>27349400
>the shock of your parents scare you
>luckily you think of a great idea
>you hurry up and run to your safe
>entering the code 53-24-71
"Yes here we go"
>opening the door you find your most valuable possessions
>your first pair of panties
>bane's mask, which was actually used in the dark knight rises
>and most importantly your dildos
>you grab all three of them
>now you can scare your parents
>they won't recognize you if you have a mask so it will be okay
>theres also a back exit to your room that you can use to sneak around your parents

>>27349461
also I forgot to put the "what will you do" so post your suggestions

>>27349477
Try to overdose on pills while dressed as detective rarity

>>27349499
>pills
>Not SUPER WEED
Fucking pleb.

>>27349461
Roll for intimidate!

>>27349461
>>27349499
>maybe sneaking around them is a bad idea
"I know I can overdose and make it look like I was murdered"
"that outfit rarity made for my transformation will make my last moment a good one"
>your mom and dad are still knocking after 3 minutes and it doesnt look like they will give up soon
>you quickly take off your clothes and put on the outfit
>heading into the bathroom to get some pills you notice how good you look
"Shame I wish I had more time"
>you open your medicine cabinet only to find 4 estrogen pills and a lot of cebocap in a big jar
>you swallow everything from both of them
>now its a matter of waiting until all that cebocap and a little bit of estrogen kicks in
>but you can still do something to stop your parents

what will you do

>>27349461
Kill self and make your faggot fanbase weep over your degenerate misshapen body.

So I just read Jeff's tomboy green.
Anon reminded me of something I almost did when I was like 10.

>>27349829
Okay.

Hey JC is FWU ready?
I remember you delayed it for some reason

>>27350303
Posting tomorrow night, famicom!

>>27350392
thanks also tell iceman and nohooves I really liked their stories in thread 100 and I would like to see more

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>>27350459
I'll tell Icy as soon as I can.
nohooves isn't with us cause he doesn't use skype :c

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polite bump
also checking if I'm banned after the Exterminatus

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>>27349614
Lie down and wait for death

>>27352783
Exterminatus check

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Wew that was one crazy night huh guys?

Might write today, I have the day off but I have to clean too so we'll see.

>>27353205
Go forth chronos

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>Laptop had to be completely wiped the other day.
>Lost all my reaction pics
>tfw image dump thread is actually EXACTLY what I needed today.

Feels. Fucking. GOOD!

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Tonight! I'm excited to finally post an update!
We're going to see Zecora again, in all her rhymey, fortune-telling goodness

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>>27354193

This extermanatus sucks

>>27356938
It reminds me of the times of olde

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Sorry, but this was too tempting

So I have a idea for a very short one shot but I am not sure if anyone wants to see it

I will give you the summary and tell me what you think

>Trixie sleeps over at Twilights house
>Twilight discovers Trixie has a secret
>Twilight does some lewd stuff to Trixie
>Trixie feels really good so she is ok with Twilight

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>>27358394
Go for it, dude

>>27358394
It seems okay.

>>27358163
>Fallout will never be good again

>>27358707
>you will never cuddle with her
why live

>>27354312
>all those unclaimed dykes
I ship them all with Twilight.

>>27320615
>her magic-collecting device got destroyed
>so she found something else to replace it

>>27330120
>>27350459
Thanks, comrade. More is on the way... eventually.

>>27359411
D-dare we?
The p-p-pentaship?

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Thread theme for yesterday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9BFPKn-7cA

>>27360422
fuck

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>>27360422
>Quiet is Chico makes it even better.
Writefriends, how's she doing?

>>27360504
Better, still weak though. She's out of the closet and things went could-have-been-worse-tier

>>27360504
last time I checked in with eqg she was doing better
but that was 5 hours ago and I havent seen eqg post too much

>>27360504
>Quiet is Chico makes it even better.
Tara Strong is also in there and is part of the reason why /nst/ happened

>>27360288
pantyship

the shadow five take turns peeling off twilight's panties and rubbing snatches with her

>>27360907
so after they finish do they put the panties on for the next person?

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>>27360695
>>27360694
This makes me a lot less worried. Thank you both.

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>>27358394
Do it, the thread could always use more writefagging honestly.

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gibe the boring wedding jeff

>>27361860
that's a big Sunset

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I need that r9klight bruh

>>27361917
for you

>>27361947
eqg is back so you will get it eventually

>>27360907
That's *really* specific, nonnie.
I'll see you over at /d/

>>27362073
You are lewd JC

>>27363341
I want to see a green where tomoko meets twilight and has a crush on her

and the plot twist is twilight is straight

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>>27362381
>tfw called lewd because I misworded shooing someone
>tfw I can't take it back
>tfw this misunderstanding cost me my sides

Update in a few hours

>>27359723
>ponies that big
Just imagine sex with those things. God damn it'd be like fucking a pillow with legs. Or being fucked by a pillow with legs if you're into that kind of stuff.

>>27363897
Imagine Twilight climbing into the bed. She stands over you, legs locking you in place. Her weight presses onto you. Her futa cock slides into your ass.

>>27331975

>Being boss isn’t all fun and games, you know.
>Sometimes you have to actually have fun and games.
>Odd, right?
>One of the many things you learned growing up is that anyone can make you fear them.
>Fear is temporary though.
>In fact, sometimes it does more to create opposition than it does to silence it.
>A few weeks after you took over Spitfire’s business, people started breathing down your neck.
>Paranoid schizophrenics shouting about how you were a madwoman and were going to destroy the city.
>Sunset even got to telling you about some new contracts out on your head.
>That’s when you came to the decision to show those lowlifes that you’re not just some psychotic firefly.
>You care about this city and everyone in it.
>You spun around in your chair to face your blue bodyguard stationed beside the door to your now quite spacious office.
“Rainbow Dash, take a letter.”
>”To?” responded your trusted companion.
“Everyone.”
>”Everyone as in…”
“Who do you think?”
>”Right, sorry.”
>She pulled out a tablet of your own invention.
>What? It’s cost effective.
>”Alright. What do you want to say?”
>You looked outside your window on the white city.
>Snow steadily fell from the sky and blanketed the streets.
>Plows moving by could keep up, but only barely.
>What better way to escape the snow than to dive right in?

>>27364096

>It was around mid December when everything had been squared away.
>You and Canterlot’s finest were to take a trip to Mt. Windy for a little ski trip.
>Well, for Rainbow Dash’s ski trip.
>You don’t ski yourself, and given the rest of your partners--and you use that term loosely--were all old, fat, or both, they wouldn’t be doing much either.
>In reality, it would just be a weekend in some stuffy old lodge sharing coco by a fire.
>Not so bad, actually.
>It briefly occurred to you to stage a power outage in order to bring you all closer together.
>Then you realized that was a stupid idea and to waste any more brain power on it would be an insult to yourself.
>That sort of thing only works in movies.
>”All set, boss?”
>You nodded and followed Rainbow Dash out to your car.
>It was a big van stocked with food and drink. All of it junk.
>Rainbow Dash insisted on doing this “road trip style”.
>Personally, all you needed was a bag with a few changes of clothes.
>It’s not like you’d have to eat much on the way there.
>You were never much of a snacker.
>She opened up the door and quickly jerked her leg up, just catching a case of soda from falling out.
“Good catch.”
>”They don’t call me Dash for nothing.”
“Probably because it’s your name.”
>”Whatever, egghead.”
>You smirked and tossed your bag in.
>She loaded in two huge suitcases which had been perched up on her shoulders.
>”I’m good to go.”
”Let’s hurry then. I wouldn’t want to be last to my own event.”
>You got in the passenger seat.
>Though you own a taxi company, you don’t like to drive much.
>It always seemed more instinct based, and you prefer to think.
>Besides, Rainbow Dash would have insisted on driving anyway. Another part of that road trip experience she kept going on about.

>>27364105

>Six hours into the drive.
>Six hours into classic rock tunes “for the road”.
>Six hours into wrappers and cans piling up in your back seat.
>It was disgusting.
>It was revolting.
>It was...fun.
>Soon, you found yourself holding a Twinkie.
>You opened the wrapper. A horribly sweet smell wafted into your nose.
“How many chemicals are in this thing?”
>”As many as it takes.”
“That sounds unhealthy.”
>”Just try it.”
>Rainbow Dash grabbed your wrist and jerked it up, shoving the long, cream filled cake into your mouth.
>It erupted with flavor.
>Your entire world turned upside down, and for the first time in seventy-eight miles, you were sure it wasn’t Rainbow Dash’s driving.
>In that instant, you were euphoric.
>”Yeah? Not so bad, eh, egghead?”
>After wiping away the cream from your mouth, you reached into the back and grabbed yourself a soda.
>”You know what goes best with soda and road trips?”
>You shook your head.
>Can’t have an answer for everything, you suppose.
>”Some Bon Poni!”
>She fiddled with the controls on the dash.
>The voices in the radio disappeared in the middle of a laser hair removal ad and were replaced with static.
>After a bit of tuning, going in and out of focus, she landed on something.
>”Alright! This is some road trip music!”
>You raised an eyebrow.
“It sounds the same as all the other music you’ve played.”
>”Well it’s not. Come on, sing along! Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame. Darlin’ you give love a bad name!”
“Shot through the heart…”
>”And you’re to blame!”
“Darling you give love…”
>”A bad name!”
“A bad name!”
>”See? You’re getting it!”
“Rainbow Dash, the road!”
>”Oh shit!”
“Left! Left!”
>That was a good road trip.
>Even with everything going on today, thinking about it makes you smile.