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FIRST FOR MOFF
>>27308024
u shid
Just a reminder that
My taste > You’re taste
>>27308690
Well holy fuck, I spy this thread in the corner of my eye.
Requesting someMora
>>27310006
I mean, here's an oldie.
>"Birch~"
>"Not now Minty...s-stop it~"
>You survey the company you're with and their reactions to Minty nuzzling herself against Birch affectionately, who is trying to push her down but can't help but to giggle and you also notice that she's not really pushing as hard as she can and sometimes allowing Minty to nuzzle her freely
>It's a very loving display of affection from both of them as they seem a bit oblivious to their surroundings
>And on the other hand over here with Hexferry, Shimmer, Caramel, Moon Dust and Virgo...
>Hexferry and Shimmer are both blushing and completely unable to look in each others direction, instead rooting their eyes at the ground
>Caramel is eating her snack a bit grumpily as if she's envious of the attention the two of them are drawing with being like that
>Virgo has dug out a bag of pop corn and a video camera
>Moon Dust keeps fiddling with his hooves while blushing and sometimes quickly glancing at you or Virgo
>Caramel just asked Hexferry and Shimmer when the two of them are going to be like that, making Hexferry fly of as a blushing squeaky mess and Shimmer freeze up like her .exe stopped working
>Moon Dust just asked Virgo and you if they think such love can exist between two stallions
>and now he's panicking and trying to prove he didn't mean he likes stallions by asking it
>If he had pockets you'd see the spaghetti
>Birch just shoved Minty off of her quite forcefully since she started to nibble on her ear, sending the latter into a bush accidentally
>Which seemed to contain nettles and now she's sobbing
>And Birch is trying to console her and apologize, more spaghetti
>>27310996
>Virgo's spilling his spaghetti too since somehow he ended up saying something along the lines that if he did ever want a boyfriend it's be a staling like Moon Dust who looks like a mare
>Moon Dust seems to be both upset and happy he got called a guy who looks like a lady
>Shimmersghetti has started spilling too, it's making you feel unnerved
>You look at Caramel
>She lets out a weak laugh, scratches the back of her head and then makes a silly face at you and shrugs
>You scrunch your mouth and puff up your chest fluff
>Caramel makes a scrunchy face too
>Such is life
>>27311002
Cute enough
Moth thread came back?
>>27311698
No
>>27311698
All hail Lamp.
>>27310660
Haven't seen that one. Who's that, Finnish?
>>27311002
>Shimmersghetti
Cydiasta?
>>27311794
Meisoli and Actiasta with some Moragnese
>>27311932
And who brings the Kah Rah Tay?
Ah! I see the moth thread has gained dominion over the powers of necromancy!
Join us, new member of the immortal generals.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
>>27311955
boy it's just a congregation of the survivors
>>27312040
Oh yeah? So what happens when there areno survivorsleft?
>>27312055we all transcend and can finally put these threads to an end
Someone should bump this thread
>>27312858
Well don't look at me, I can't do it.
O SHIT WADDUP
Any of our moth characters gone through any life altering changes during being dead?
>>27313974
Oh shit they did it.
You know, it's been this long and I've hardly seen anyone embrace the story potential for this. Except one time which i hardly remember.
>>27314077
Having exact clones to replace them or something, they only live for like two weeks.
Well, let's just see how long the lesbo bug thread lasts this time...
>>27308019
Who said y'all could just revive moff without askin'
>>27314077
Caramel had a sex change operation, Minty and Birch got a divorce, Virgo and Hexferry had a child together due to a drunken mishap and Shimmer became a full neet, Dandelion and Flower Tart grew up, Moon Dust was just a mass hallucination, Golden Corral became a nun and Baa started up a biker gang with Sequin and Squeak was a changeling after all, and Dust Valley burned down so they all live in caves.
welcome back moff
>>27314522
Glad you haven't changed, hate Anon.
Now we need Page Nine in here.
Keep the thread alive and I might get something written at some point
Gentlemen: I love this filly
>>27315343
>"How much do you love that filly?"
"Gentlemen; What I am about to do is a crime"
>I walk behind Dandelion and then I suddenly grab her feelers
>Dandelion lets out a sudden squeak and I let go of her feelers
>She turns around and her face turns into a grumpy pout as she glares at me
>the moth police arrives and she keeps pouting grumpily at me as the moth police drags me into the van
>when the judge asked me why I did it I told him it was worth it
>then I was put to adult jail for feeler grabbing and the other inmates squeaked at me
>>27315380
>yfw you find the squeaking cute
>yfw it's actually a great sign of diaspproval, to say the least
>yfw you got a reputation for finding the moth pone equivalence of life threating insults and yo momma's cute
>>27314471
God that's an old one. I just found all of her old sketches in my books too.
>>27314663
But anon, I made the threadYou are slow, right
>>27315414
As if you wouldn't want to be the gunslinger of insults in that place.
>>27318444
Sweet soft fuckpillow
What kind of green would you guys want to see?
>>27319456
THE CUTE ONE
>>27319917
Flavory Tart
>>27319949
Flowery Art.
writing from the phone so forgive the lack of high letters and comas please.
>>27311002
is this why actias emigrated?
was she the only striaght pony in the village?
Dust Valley needs saving, who is the stallion man enough to step up and dick everybody straight?
>>27320173Actias has, canonically, never been to Dust Valley.
>>27320237
Little Light.
>>27320173
>not using the notes to type what you need so you can edit it later
silly man
>>27320286
Herro Nuke.
best moff is here now
>>27308019
Unassuming OP, almost missed it..
>>27308130
Is that an old pic? I must say i really like it.
Those two i believe to be pretty much the most visually appealing.
>>27314472
Wew lad.
actias > hexferry
fite me
>>27321058
The OGs of the moths are always the most appealing.
>>27321066Nice opinion.But I like all of them.
>>27320454
But if she best why she so single?
>>27321287
Because the plot says she needs to be for the sake of conflict?
>>27319069*sinks back into shadows*
>>27321344
Are you a changeling?
>>27308019
Has Moth pony culture been discussed yet? Things like cuisine, architecture, gesticulation andreligion?
>>27321498
Nah, just how I drew her eyes.
little light is a fucking god
Patron saint of moths.
He is immortal.
And a hermit like Tarkin
Little Light: Patron Saint of Moths, Dragons, and Lamp
He wears Lamp's lampshade
She died thousands of years ago
He went into hiding shortly after
He is a mere legend
He never aged but he grew a dank fucking wizard beard
it turns out the beard is fake and he bought it from a fucking store
>>27321657
Cuisine about being mostly sugary and sweet, many if not only liquids, maybe some fabric or something. Liquid cotton croissants
>>27321671
Are you a wizard?
>>27322032
>Liquid cotton croissants
Not the anon that was asking, but:
That sounds amazing.
>>27322099
It's a very moist delicacy
Just a little thing I just wrote.
>Day the-same-day-Anon-is-in-Dust-Valley in Dust Valley.
>You wake up on Caramel's couch, again, just like everyday.
>From what you've gathered about today, she's still going to be asleep for another hour.
>She's cuddled up with Sepia.
>Every time you've asked her about it, she said it's just to get Goldie's goat, and that they didn't actually do anything.
>... Why is the narrator using such weird forms of phrasing things?
>Because you're working with some Groundhog Day crap up in here.
>You've woken up in the same position on that same couch at least fifty times now.
>She's still with Sepia.
>Goldie still tries to kill her around noon.
>Moon Dust still awkwardly hits on you this afternoon.
>You still haven't found a way to avoid getting a face-full of Virgo's nuts in the evening.
>And the night ends with you just going to bed like normal, sometimes in different houses.
>Your life has become a hell of sorts.
>... You can't remember if you've tried just staying on this couch all-day or not.
>Maybe that'll be this time's plan.
>Yeah, it's time to initiate plan stay-in-bed.
>Or, stay-on-couch.
>Yeah.
-
>Uh.
>So, uh.
>No.
>It didn't work.
>You didn't know the world really could revolve around you.
>Everyone somehow already knew you were here, and after Goldie's day-ly explosion, Caramel said she'd throw a party at her house.
>Where you stayed all day.
>And surprise, surprise, Moonie tried to hit on you again.
>Covering it up immediately afterword, of course. Like always. That never changes.
>... Virgo...
>You even kept your face against the couch the moment he entered.
>Breathing was difficult, but you did it.
>But he just had to be wrestling around with Acteus and Pepper Dust, and he just had to knock into the back of the couch, flipping you off of it, and he just had to flip over it and straight onto your face.
>>27322405
>... It's been a few hours and the party's died down a little since then, but you're still on the verge of tears.
>Some drunk moth with a lampshade on their head approaches you.
>Weird, you assumed that'd just be an Earth thing.
>"Hey, Anon, you don't look like you're having much fun..."
>... She sounds perfectly sober, and she doesn't sway or anything...
>So why... lampshade...?
"Because, little moth, I am a transcendent being whom lives the same day time and time again, always falling prey to the same happenstances."
>You're putting some pretty good flair into this.
>The moth just looks at you, then blinks.
>"What?"
"You see, I've been cursed to relive this same day until the end of time; everyday is a struggle, encountering the same misfortunes and having no way of stopping them, no matter how hard I try..."
>Maybe you're exaggerating "misfortunes," but it still really sucks.
>She just looks confused.
"It is okay, little moth, for perchance, this is how it must be..."
>Pfft. "Perchance." That was a good one.
>She motions like she's going to walk away.
>"Well, okay... Sorry?"
>Then she walks away.
>... Whatever, this is just how it's going to be forever.
>No one will even understand your suffering.
-
>Day the-best-prank-of-all-time in Dust Valley.
>You are Goldie and Caramel has called you, Sepia and Virgo together to discuss something.
>"So, we're just going to do some of the same stuff to Anon over and over again and make it seem like it's the same day!"
>Sepia, oddly enough, is the first to key in.
>"Ooh, what do we get to do, Caramel?"
"Yeah, and why only the four of us?"
>Caramel grins a little.
>"Well, I'm going to get Moonie in on it too, but he won't know about this part of it. Sepia, I'm going to need to sleep with you."
>You instantly tense up.
>Sepia, in comparison, seems happy.
>"Like a slumber party?"
>"Yeah, but just the two of us~"
>>27322410
>No.
>That's not happening.
>You open your mouth to exclaim your dissent, when Caramel cuts you off.
>"Oh, don't worry about it, Goldie, that's where you come in. It's just a slumber party, but I make it look like it's... more~"
>You just continue to stare at her with hardened eyes.
>"It's just a joke. You react to it like it's real, and it'll be really convincing."
>... She's right, but you don't know if you can trust her.
>Sepia's just so... pure! You don't want her to be corrupted by Caramel. That'd be horrible...
>Before you can think of a response, Sepia interjects.
>"What about Virgo?"
>Oh yeah, he's here too.
>"Yeah, what about me?"
>"You get to put your nuts in his face."
>... All of you are taken aback.
>"What."
>"Like, is it going to be the same kind of nut? One day it's peanuts, the next it's walnuts... That seems like it wouldn't work, I guess... Nevermind."
"Caramel, why."
>She doesn't respond to any of those reactions; she just stands there, smiling.
>Virgo chimes in again.
>"I mean, I guess that's a pretty good prank by itself. Nuts in the face, why hadn't I thought of that?"
>Because it's stupid.
>No, wait, that'd mean he would've thought of it already.
>"Yeah, I'm game for that."
>No, please, don't...
>"Sounds like fun!"
>Sepia, please don't agree...
>Caramel and Sepia turn to you, Sepia with excitement, Caramel, just... waiting, smug.
>You lean in to Caramel's ear and whisper to her.
"If you do anything to Sepia, I'll kill you. Just so you know."
>"That's the spirit~"
-
>It's been almost two whole months, and Anon still hasn't caught on.
>He seriously needs to get out more. You shouldn't be able to accomplish this with only five of you doing stuff to him.
>... You wonder if he's ever going to realize it at all...
>>27322405
>>27322410
>>27322419
Wow, that turned... sad.
A good short piece one way or the other though.
Thanks for sharing that.
>>27322419
Absolutely brilliant, amazing creativity
>>27320454
Anyone know why Goldie has black sclera?
>>27322719
I know sclera is not what I am thinking about, but that doesn't stop me from imagining her with black something
No idea famblerino, my guess would be because black goes well with gold and blue sclera would have looked stupid?
If moths were human, how tall would moths be?
A possible thing for human-drawing reference that people may-or-may-not ever use.
I can't remember if this has been talked about or not, it's been a really long time. Everyone's allowed to chime in thoughts.
>>27323084
Normal human sized like everyone else even when as moths they are supposed to be slightly smaller than the average pony, is dumb try to enforce this as an universal thing throu
>>27323152
I meant mainly as a personalized thing for each moth, like which ones are taller than others and by how much, but I definitely see where you're coming from.
I guess I'm one of those people who really likes to have exact numbers or statistics or whatever for everything.
>>27323084
Hexferry would be a head shorter than you for cuteness effect
Imagine her being upset at you and having to glare upwards to meet yoru eyes
then she tries to stand on her toes so you're eye to eye but she's still a bit too short to pull it off
yes I ripped off that one Adagio picture
I don't really care about height
>>27322719
A weird take on compound eyes.
>>27323084
Take the average size (length and/or height) of all insect, maybe all arthropod species, and divide it by the average size of all moth species, the resulting percentage should be then calculated with the average human size (height). Alternatively, equate the average size of all moth species to the average human height, the species with a deviating size will be compared to humans accordingly, i.e. a smaller species is shorter and a longer species is taller.Google gives me shit.
>>27323272
Walnut did a comparison chart one time of the height of his human version, I dont have it so fuck
>>27323281
>Womanlet
A cute
But would Tarkin be absolutely towering? Like, Trainer AZ towering?
>>27323816
Who cares you nerd
>>27323816
He's a big guy.
>>27325273
>
>>27324642
I ain't a geek, you turbo nerd.
This might sound stupid: requesting moth eqgs
>>27325832
Don't think we got draw friends in their stations, probably won't for a while. Or ever, actually.
>>27322419
In before Anon something irrational like go Not Important on everyone.
>>27325832
I'd draw it but human is still pretty far out for me. Let alone EQGwhich is like, demented almost-human
>>27325832
I agree with >>27325897 because EQG is EQG. I've never tried it, but I weep while thinking about it.
>>27325832
Despite the Image-name, it's obviously just a WiP.
How far I am.
Do you mean like this? Any specific details you intended to see?
>>27326508
Wow she's naked, that's pretty lewd eh?
I like it, just needs some threads.
>>27326532
That's why it's probably going to be a WiP forever: Clothes Design.
Screw clothes. They're so difficult to come up with/make/draw.
>>27326508
Naked Shimmer loosk pretty sexy
>>27326508
Naked Shimmer: Hexferry eater
>>27326532
Well, here I am doing the most basic I can. Also, the only reason there are high-heels on her is because the base I used had them and I'm far too lazy right now to actually make it look right without them.
>>27326816
I am not certain how I feel about it. Thank you?
>>27326969
Don't give me ideas I'll never be able to do anything with, unless you're willing to do it, and I'd absolutely love it. I still need to work on Mothal Gear Solid...
>>27327067
Rad
>>27327067
I want to flip her skirt to see what kind of panties she's wearing!
>>27327166
but what if she turned out to have a dick like that chick in the crying game movie
>>27327168
Fuck her ass until she shoots cum all over her belly!
So what are the more-or-less agreed upon couples? I need to make a list to cross ot and leave those still available for shipping without causing an uproar.Unless anons here don't have a thing against re-pairing characters?
Lamp x Little Light
Actias x Pepper Dust
Shimmer Light x Hexferry
Minty x Birch
Virgo x Moondustx Squeak?
Also, obviously, Talvi x Noctua, but they're a married couple, so that's a whole different level.
Did i miss anyone?
>>27327350
I've got nothing against repairing ponies
>>27325860
>>27325897
>>27326508
>>27325967
>>27327067
Well this is what I wake up to; getting proven wrong and feeling dumb, wrong, and dumb.
>>27327350
There was some talk of Virgo and Caramel finding something right as soon as Virgo gets a good personality and Caramel goes serious.
>>27326508
>>27327067
Very nice. Maybe we could expand >>27321657 on eqgbecause we're this autistic. I'd say moth eqgs have long traditional garbs, mantles and coats with patterns you find on lepidopteras.
>>27327067
Damn, just noticed how she's like 70 percent leg.
That's a bonus to some.
>>27327837
Betcha all the normal discolored girls see them as loonies with weird eyes.
But who'll have the last laugh when the Moths transcend?
>>27325832
god i read that as moth eggs..
>>27327350
Actias x Bell :^(
>>27328109
I read it like that too, i was very confused why some Anon wanted eggs
>>27327581
To be fair, pic related.I agreed with you before doing it anyway, because I hate myself or something.
>>27327885
All EQGs are 70% leg. That's part of the reason they look so inhuman.
>>27327837
I still haven't seen the last two EQG movies, so I feel like I'm probably missing out on important details. However, I do think having them as a specific thing would work, especially since I did Shimmer in a different way and she would care in the slightest about matching with others, pre-Hexxening.
>>27329123
I don't think you missed the essentials for an EQG; skirt, mane transferred into a hairstyle, and them legs.
You think Actias would look like an ayy if she became an EQG?
>>27329213
She'd wear sunglasses all the time.To hide her ayy's
>>27329227
An ayy needs a full disguise to walk among others.
Is the mustache a thing?
>>27329213
>>27329227
Shimmer was originally supposed to look ayy also, but about half the time she's drawn, she has grey-ish eyes, and the drawing by FTA had her having actual eyes, but just a grey overlay for them. I kind of mixed that all together here so her eyes could look at least somewhat normal in EQG form.
>>27329302
I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture with Actias wearing a mustache.
>>27329323
>>27329302
>>27329328
Whoa shit it's not-Actias.
>>27329323
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. Odd eyes are key in this little OC species anyways.
Hell, Sequin and Hexferry having Hexagonal eyes are probably one of the more normal ones out there. I've noticed how most of the others, when not using compound eyes, have a yellowish tint around the pupils.
>>27329351
It just looked kind of weird to me when I had them as pure-black was the thing. They aren't exactly normal as-is, with the grey, but they fit in better.
I was probably just subconsciously too lazy to refigure where the eye-shines would be.
... After doing about five minutes of work on it, you may be on to something. I personally like the refigured shines.
>>27329328
That is, in fact, the exact picture I was thinking about.
>>27329456
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>>27329456
Maybe. I don't mind though, either eye looks good to me.
>>27329456
Small haircut looks great on her by the way. Normally the cuts are pretty damn huge.
You got this
>This is the day, the day to be cute!
>For you are the mothpony known simply as Meisa, and you are feeling exhausted
>Exhausted to always appear so perfect and proper, sure ponies describe you with words like gorgeous, sensible, but what you really want to hear somepony say is that you’re cute
>Last time you were called that was when you were a little filly
>Why you want to be called cute? Because you were spending time with your friends Sequin and Squeak when your little group met with a few stallions who were feeling friendly
>Squeak and Sequin were called cute on the spot, but when it came to you they seemed a bit taken back and called you something else instead
>Not bad things, good things, but it irked you just a little that you were excluded from being called cute, you can be very cute if you want to
>You scrunch your mouth as you think about it
>And after thinking about it and realizing you might not have radiated any cuteness lately you decided to let yourself relax and let the cute shine through the usual sensible professionalism
>And hence you are going to be checking out on a few ponies on what makes them cute
>Little fillies and colts are regarded as cute, but you can’t as a grown mare act like one, it would be improper so you’ve decided to pinpoint the exact behavior traits that make certain ponies cute and apply them to yourself
>And that’ll show Caramel, who had the nerve to tell you that you’d fail because other ponies would just be so intimidated by you
>Your scrunch deepens
>>27330598
>You’re not a scary pony, it’s preposterous!
>You un-scrunchen your mouth and take a deep breath before the mirror
>First subject was Squeak, and you found that her cuteness comes from her silly nature and not being worried about her social standing so she’s unhinged and free to be as silly as she wishes to be, kind of like a puppy yet unaware of what would be proper and what would be not
>You try making a few silly faces at the mirror, but find that they just look awkward on your face
>But wait, Squeak has compound eyes, maybe if you hold your eyes as open as you can
>It’s better yes this’ll do, you still feel it looks ridiculous, but the point is to not think like that at all so the fact that it feels like you’re failing means you’re succeeding
>Next is what you learned of a few of the shyer ponies, Baa and Sequin and even Moon Dust to some extend, even if he would not be that shy
>It’s the blushing and air of awkwardness that they have around them that must be the source of the cute
>Copious amounts of rosy blush applied on your face makes you look like you have a perma-blush, now your cuteness must be doubled
>It looks even worse, so it must mean others will perceive it as even cuter because you yourself are the reason why other ponies do not find you cute but other positive things, because anything that is cute feels anything but cute to you if you imagine yourself doing it
>Speaking of Moon Dust, he’s kind of cute because he looks like a mare, so you must make yourself look like a stallion
>So you grease up your mane ad put on a leather jacket
>Dressing up as the opposite sex is something you would never do, and you’ve never been called cute so it makes sense
>>27330611
>But you are not done yet, you are going to apply one more aspect of cuteness to yourself, the one that loving couples have around them, and what might explain why you have once or twice heard that even Golden Corral and Caramel are cute even if they are how they are usually
>And that is the open affection, normally ponies would not be openly affectionate with one another but couples are, and Caramel and Golden Corral imply they are too so that is the final piece of the puzzle
>And so, with your face full of make-up to make you look like you’re blushing, eyes forcefully held open wide, a silly look on your face with your tongue hanging out, mane greased up like a stallions and a strapping leather jacket adoring your body you step out of your house to show the world that even you can be cute
>And you spot one of your friends right away, it’s Hexferry
>Be prepared, you’re about to witness the epitome of cuteness
>You make your way to her and take her by surprise by giving her an affectionate nuzzle
>Hexferry lets out a squeak of surprise and quickly turns to look at you
>”M-meisa what are you wearing? Why do you look like that-your face it’s so red, are you sick? You must be, you look so ill, you must have a terrible fever to look so out of it, here let me take you back to your house, can you understand what I’m saying?”
>Hexferry’s concern makes you be silent and just let her walk you back into your house and lay you on your bed, and then you pretend to fall asleep
>You will pretend that that is what happened, after all you just were so foolish that you purposely made yourself look like a complete fool while forcing yourself to be oblivious to the reality of the situation, just because you were so hung up about not being thought of as cute, generally speaking
>After Hexferry leaves you grab the pillow and hide your face under it while feeling intense shame
>>27330627
Of all of the characters, Meisa's probably the only one I can believe instantly understanding something foolish she's done.
Poor Meisa, she's been cute before, she just doesn't know it. If only there was a way to tell her how adorable she is...Also, all she would've needed to do is scrunch her nose. There's only cute with scrunches.
>>27330598
>>27330611
>>27330627
This troubles me because I have the same thoughts sometimesNot about being cute of course, and neither pretending to be someone elseFuck my bipolarity and my goddamn moral problems
>>27330598
>>27330611
>>27330627
She could always take the easy way and get the trinity to pretty her up instead of going on memory.
You know, whole mirror deal. It'll probably just end in arguing and Meisa getting into an accident though.
>>27331012
Think she's the kind of gal who'll be offended/irked by being called Ma'am, Miss, or anything related? If I remember right, she's somewhere in her young twenties right?
C'mon people, make the most out of this
>>27332515
Relax, that ain't all I got.
>>27325832
it'd help knowing how changelings would appear
>>27332891
Brainless teens following the popular girls orders with no questions asked?
I'm going to be at Everfree Northwest this weekend, is there anything you guys want me to say to Hollulu, or Finn if I can find him somehow?
>>27333540
>Hollulu
Call her a horrible evil moth kidnapper but not really.
>Finn
He's her accomplice
>>27333540
>Hollu
Hex a cute!Or just "Hi!", same for Finn
>>27333540
Nope, absolutely nothing.
>>27332526
"Look Birch, the moon is almost as beautiful as you tonight"
>Surprise + blush
"We'll bang, ok?"
>>27333540
Yeah say Hey for the twenty of us.
Let's see what's on today's paper...
>>27308019
Wait how the fuck is this at 420 threads already
>>27335941
It's not, someone's dank memeing here
>>27335940
>Local mare eats all the town flowers
>>27335940
>Traveling mare mistaken for alien, nearly incarcerated
>'Green eyes doesn't mean anyone's an alien, you idiots!'
>>27335952
Would moth make the dank memes, and which one?
Tell me about Caramel, is she the source of everyone's problems? Why Hexferry, Sequin and Baa are stuttering messes in her presence?
Why Golden built a reputation caustic enough to not attract dates? Why Virgo turned into a horny stalker?
Might even be why Tarkin's no where to be found after the whole Rot fiasco.Probably not, but I just got this idea that if anyone were to be used as a scapegoat, it'd probably be Caramel and Virgo.
>>27335940
>Local stallion dressed in a leather greatcoat shaves head and runs around town yelling he's fucking invincible
>>27308019
Post show accurate art
>>27337237
You mean in the same style that the show's in? That'll take some digging.
>>27337237
>>27337463
There's a joke here that I'm probably not getting
don't fail now, people.
>>27337577
That's your loss
>>27338193
What does she sing?
>>27337367
Vito made Amata and Peppermint
I found me a dank looking Sequin for 420.
>>27338366
I remember Vito. Guy did something I can't remember that got him some shit thrown his way.
Or was that someone else?
>>27338292
>That's your loss
Well fuck.
>What does she sing?
Gangster rap slowed down to sound like a poem maybe.
>>27338395
>tfw pollen allergy
>>27338366
Not to mention
>>27336659
Local mare ruins everything
>>27338395
>Guy did something I can't remember that got him some shit thrown his way.
You mean that time when he literally stole someone else's art and recolored the pony in it to look like his special waifu, then claimed he made it all on his own, and then almost convinced everyone in the Bat General to raid that artist's dA account and defend Vito's honor because she busted him?
>>27338576
Oh yeah now I remember, thanks.
That was a lot of drama that got heated fast and held onto for months.
Posting an ayy to steer this in a more favorable direction.
>>27338603
I'd ayy all over her lmao's
>>27338651
Uncouth, Anon. Dinner dates are a requirement.
>You wake up in the middle of the night to loud, shrill "AYYY EL MAYOOOO"s echoing through the town
>Curious, you get out of bed and go outside
>The noise comes from the park.
>You decide to follow it
>It gets louder and louder the closer you draw.
>The dark of the night gives way to the bright lights of day, though you know no time has passed
>"AYYYYY EL MAYOOOOOO"
>A single pony stands in the middle of the park, completely awash in the blinding light
>You approach it
>It stops, mid "AYYY" to look up at you
>The lights shut off
>A loud whirring noise sounds above you, followed by a grand explosion
>"A-anon!"
"Actias."
>"Wh-what're you doing out so late?"
"Investigating."
>"Investigating w-what?"
"Dunno. Noises."
>"Uhhh, heh."
"Are you an ayy?"
>"No!"
>She didn't hesitate.
>She's sweating.
>Hold on a minute.
"Your moustache is falling off."
>"NO IT ISN'T!"
>She quickly readjusts it.
>You quickly slap her across the face, knocking both the moustache and her sunglasses off.
>She looks up at you, dumbfounded and in tears.
>"A-anon!"
"I KNEW IT! YOU'RE AN AYY!"
>You run off, yelling about ayy's invading Equestria.
>She sniffles and picks her sunglasses and moustache back up
>"Motherbase? We have a problem. Yeah, the human found out. I'll take care of him."
>A soft "squeak" can be heard on the other side of her moustache.
>"Understood, Grand Marshal Squeak."
>The ayy's are coming.
>>27339177
>You hole up in your dingy little apartment on the outskirts of town, beanbag shooter in hand.
>You couldn't bring your nugget and 500,000+ rounds of milsurp ammo with you, sadly.
>The ayys are coming, you know it.
>You are Equestria's last hope.
>A knock sounds at your door.
>You twitch and glare at it.
>It's an ayy.
"Who's there?!"
>You yell at the door.
>"It's Virgo, open up."
"No! You're an ayy!"
>"A what."
"You're one of them! Come to take Equestria over!"
>"Dude what."
>You run over to the door, swing it open, and shoot your beanbag gun at Virgo.
>It hits him in the face.
>The beanbag plops off of him.
>"Alright, Anon. Joke's over. We had plans tonight."
"PLANS CHANGED, I NEED TO DEFEAT THE AYY'S!"
>"I... What? What's an ayy?"
"You know, like Actias?"
>"Moth...ponies?"
"No! Hexferry isn't an ayy!"
>"Uhh... Do you mean the cute mothponies that don't try to skin me alive any time I try to talk to them?"
"N..."
>You think for a moment.
>Squeak never tries to skin him alive.
>And you've never seen him around Actias to know whether or not she'd try to skin him alive either.
"Yeah?"
>"Oh. So, what do we do about these ayy's?"
"I... don't have a plan."
>You look at Virgo.
>He looks at you.
>You notice something about his eyes.
>They're just one big sclera... or pupil... or iris.
>You can't tell.
>You shoot him in the face again.
"AYY!"
>You run off.
>He watches you run.
>"Weirdo."
>"SQUEAK!"
>"No! I will not date you, Grand Marshal!"
>"S-squeak..."
>The sound of watermelons being crushed forlornly sound from Virgo's pompadour.
>He sobs quietly to himself.
>The ayys are already here, among us.
>As you run through town, shooting everything you see with your beanbag shooter, you notice a lone pony standing in the middle of the town plaza.
>It's facing you.
>Some soft noise comes from it.
>You step closer, shooter at the ready.
>The noise grows.
>"S.... s...."
>Out of the corner of your eye, you notice another pony step out of the shadows.
>"Sq.... sq...."
>No....
>A third pony steps out of the shadows.
>"Squeak... Squeak..."
>You're encircled.
>They have you surrounded.
>The pony turns to you.
>"SQUEAK!"
"Oh, fuck. It's you."
>She smiles at you and tilts her head.
"I thought my heart was going to... explode... Waitaminute."
>You look at her.
>You look REALLY closely at her.
"Squeak... are you a...."
>Those big black eyes.
>Void of all soul.
"You are... oh no, they got you too."
>"No Anon, she... is the Grand Marshal."
"NO."
>You shoot Squeak in the face with the shooter.
>She teleports behind you.
>As swiftly as you turn, you are still too slow.
>She is upon you.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!"
>The other two descend upon you
>And you lie there, in the middle of the town plaza.
>Being snuggled by three ayy's.
>The ayy's got you.
>It's over.
>Equestria... has fallen.
>>27338603
No ayy this time
>>27339298
AYYY
>>27339177
>>27339240
>>27339298
Can never trust an ayy to act rational, for fucks sake.
One day they're talking to you about the co workers they hate, next minute they take off the coat and glasses and try to take you to mothership.
>>27339689
See, one's taking part of her disguise off right now.
>>27339689
>>27339813
[ayy el mayo in the distance]
>>27339177
By the way, what's Actias looking up on the dictionary?
>>27339883
The word "ass"
>Gets called ActiASS
>Looks up the definition of Ass
>It means butt
>"I'm not a butt ;_;"She is a butt
>>27339888
Trips confirm Actias has the booty to end all booties.Means I got stuff to draw, wew
>>27339888
She's a huge butt. Probably got picked on in school for being a butt, back when it wasn't cool to be square.
>>27339906
Thread did some good then, brought a drawer out of poverty. I think. Prove me wrong.
I don't have a line for this one. Found some swank art though.
Hope Walnut appears, we need a wikipage for Titania and Hexia
The fug is going on
>>27340933
Pretty face
>>27339888
Pretty ass
>>27339298
PrettyAYY
>>27339978
Booty
>>27343182
Boopty on her booty
>>27341940
Hey, we can help too you know.
>>27343182
That's the face someone makes when they've been caught red handed.
And you know what that means?
>>27343595
You painted your hand red?
>>27343617
Who the fuck told you that?
Yeah, but also that Actias might be one of thoseextraterrestrial beings
Imagine getting this framed on your wall.
>>27343869
I'd actually consider it if I could afford a flat of my own.
>>27343869
If I don't get fired, I might do this.
>>27343869
Highly possible
>>27343876
>>27343881
>>27343889
>>27344052
Not a fan of these kinds of thing, PinkAnon?
>Golden Corral restaurant joke
>>27344481
>A pun on Hexferrys name where people remove the H and add one or more letters
>>27344625
>Hexferry
>Exferry
>add H
>Hexferry
I don't get it.
>>27344625
Rexferry
Lexferry
Dexferry
Kexferry
Gexferry
Waxgerry
Flexberry
Textflurry
Pussbunny
fuckmoney
cockfloppy
toxic lorrey
top my bunny
fuck my money
cock in honey
>>27344764
She's gonna cast a hex on you if you keep it up pal.
>>27345121
Is it a sexy spell?
>>27345156
fuck don't ask me I'm not hexferry
High point's always in the mid day
/SWT/ died AGAIN. Can I hang out here with you guys?
>>27345911
Don't need our permission, buddy.
>>27345792
Fucking ayy's.
>>27346001
http://youtu.be/7H-qQXpAv5s
>>27345995
1 2 3 4 I HAVE NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE SO MUCH AND NOW THE TIME IS AT HANDbaby
>You are Minty, because many authors happen to be so lazy they like to tell it in a simple sentence over tediously spelling it out through multiple sentences
>And instead of being meta you're wondering how you should go about showing some affection to Birch
>You have the need to just do it for no good reason and out of the blue, but many earlier attempts at it have not been that successful
>You would list them here with Birch's various reactions but out of laziness the author has decided to not bother with i-you mean let the reader themselves imagine it and offer their own input if their imagination decided to wake up from its hangover of everyday life
>Birch appears to not big on public displays of affection, especially in front of many ponies the two of you know and happen to be friends with
>You just want to give her a hug, maybe even a nuzzle, right now instead of pushing that urge to the side until later on
>And after thinking about a few options you find yourself unable to think of anything
>So you just decide to kick the thinking to the curb and follow the wise words of someone called Shia and just do it
>A happy hop with the aid of your wings over the counter, making sure to soften your landing enough to not make much sound
>With your tail and head held up to go well with the upbeat trot to Birch you sneak up behind her
>Stop, wiggle your but like you were a cat about to pound your prey and then sit down on your butt and open up your hooves wide
>And envelopment
>"What the-Minty!"
"Shut up and let me hug you"
>"Wait Minty other ponies are watching put me down!"
"No."
>Your hugging and rubbing your head against Birch was interrupted by a book hitting you on the head softly
>You let go of Birch and she swishes her tail and fixes her mane quickly
>"Stop goofing around and help me run this business..."
>Her cheeks are blushing and you grin smugly
>Birch snorts and slightly scrunches her mouth while glancing at you every now and then as you lean against her
>>27346345
>But she does not push you away and lets you sit there against her as you join in on the conversation which the author chooses not to describe any more out of lazin-giving every reader the opportunity to imagine what they want as to how things happen from there on out
>You are Minty, and you have no idea why you are thinking about things like author or reader or having an inner monologue with no-one in your head
>Flowers taste nice
>Is the red flower or the blue flower better?
>You like both
>Birch smells nice in your antennae and nose
>Soft coat
>want to snuggle
>Oh right you're supposed to be working
>maybe take a nap instead
>Whoops the conversation just ended and you just nodded along and smiled every now and then, wonder what it was about
>Birch just moved and you were unprepared fr it and fell down
>You make a pouty face at her as she walks past you
>and then grab her tail into your mouth as it passes your head, making Birch let out a yelp as she feels the surprise tug on her tail
>You make a smug face as she looks back at you looking grumpy
>Oh no she looks angry, you get up and walk after her while feeling sad that you got her upset
"Birch wait I'm sorry..."
>>27346355
Was sittin' here for a p.3.
Not a problem ending on that note though.
>>27343595
No you cant
>>27346345
>>27346355
Like a cat
>>27347523
9 lives like one
>>27348406
More like No-Life.
Hardly exists out that store.
>>27308019
Do we have a "canon"? I never liked the bees, only the moth ponies alone.
>>27348845
>Bees
No bees here anon, what are you talking about
Now look at this hovering sumbitch. Tell me you don't want to give life advice to this thing.
>>27348845
Canon? Sweets, sugars, and stuff that would normally kill a human after a day of consumption is their regular diet.
Actias has technically never been met by any of the regular buggers.
And Shimmer has pent up anti social strength to knock an elephant out.
BAmp
>>27351685
Have a classic
>>27351724
"...wait are you implying I'm old?"
Wat do?
REAL MOFF HOURS, WHO UP
>>27352471
thanks ms caramle
>>27352471
>>27352721
That’s a cute moffer
>>27352721
Flicker is a rare moth
>>27352791
As well as an infected one
My friends, any word on this thing being distributed?
Guess we're reaching our low point now, huh?
>>27349645
>Actias has technically never met any of the othersActeus and Bell.More soon. :^)
>>27352471
>Tfw "real moth hours" start in the morning for you.
Uhh... possible frienchips between Europeans and American moths?
>>27357641
I'll be waiting patiently.
>>27355549
I'd distribute my semen in her plastgina
I thought it's just a custom toy someone ordered from somewhere of their OC who's name I forgot but have some pictures of
>>27357641
Nice, thread needs green
>>27357690
We will never see each other at our finest and most awake hours and will never ever meet each others : )
>>27358374
I know for a fact that if this board had a meet up, it's look like the dead walking on earth. Bunch of starved skeletons is what we are.
>>27359205
I'd just be there to creepily stare at the girls and touch my weiner afterwards. Most likely to ponies instead of said girls.
If there were no girls I'd just pout in a corner unless somebody brought pizza.
How would said meet up go if we were joined by our donut steels as well?
>>27359390
>joined by our donut steelsyou get to listen to me and muh OC sing/play mumford and sons, old rock acoustic covers, and war pigs. on repeat. war pigs, not the other stuff. war pigs is life.
>>27359390
Talk with them and see with whom my personality matches the most, then afterwards proclaim her my waifu and masturbate to her pictures only
hey
>>27359990
Fuck you
>>27359999
fucking quads got me
>>27359999
I come for a final check of the thread before heading to bed and now I am awake again from laughing, fuck you
>>27360184
Literally experiienced the same just now, only with pic related.
>>27359999
The best
runnin outta moths here guys.
Who called
>>27362158
I did.
>>27362158
About time you came. Been calling for reinforcements all day.
>>27362178
Using your cell phone?
>>27362207
Yes, how did you know?I wish Hollu could draw more and not be such a dork
>>27362218
Take it to her Tumblr if ya feel like it.
>>27362207
>MothMoth
>Mother Moth
Caught it?
>>27343182
>walk in see this
What do?
>>27362158
>>27362991
CUTE
>>27362991
Shimmy the Shimmy
It's a cute Shimmy
The picture that gets posted almost every time
>>27364791You are hurting me
>>27364791
We are all here, trapped in a dreamprobably aslep
Dunno.
>>27364925
We're all hurt
>>27364946
WE'RE NUCLEAR
>>27364979
Humanferry?
>>27365264
Trying, yeah
I should let it go, the tomorrow
Shit, who needs sleep
>>27366228
ok.
>Be everyone's favorite moff,glass tweaker
>Wake up one hot summer morning, feeling like the trash you are
>Asshole feels inexplicably full, hurts to stand
>Peel yourself off of the cum-and-sweat-soaked mattress
>Head to the bathroom
>Sit on the cracked toilet
"Oh god! It's a big one!"
>Squeeze to no avail
>Keep pushing, crying from the pain of whatever monster was trying to get free
>Crowning, you're sweating and crying
>This buttbaby was huge
>Push out a shit-covered meatball sub
>Splashes everywhere, even up between your thighs onto the floor
>Remember you shoved a meatball sub up your ass last night for god knows why
>You're dangerously sober
>Slowly realize your life is shit, you live in a trailer in Nevada, shoving food up your ass
>You get up, your asshole feels like it was just torn asunder by Zeus
>Go to your lab
>Get yourself some beautiful ocean blue crystals
>Made with the best antifreeze money could buy
>Feel something squirming in your cunt
>Pull out a breezie
>Eat it
>Smoke your meth in a pipe made from a repurposed bad dragon dildo
>There, all was well in the world
>Your comfortable little home was so small and safe
>Smoke a little more
>"Mornin' Glass!" the sun called out
"Hiya Mr. Sun!" you chirped, stepping outside
>"Boy I sure do want to tear that ass up, Glassy!"
"Thanks, Mr. Sun!"
>"Get a job you fucking loser!" Golden Corral shouts from her trailer
"You too!"
>The day is a blur, wake up that evening in a ditch with a stallion pounding your cooch to high hell
>Finish, go home
>Such is a day in the life of Glass Tweaker
>>27367043
Forgot all about Glass Tweaker. All that crank must've given her powers no one can dream of.
>>27367168
Or she's dead in a ditch
>>27367297
Now ain't that a bitch
Moths never die
>>27368345
That is some super cute shit right there, topdorable
>>27368345
just like heroes.
Also fucking great drawing. Who made it?
More moth commissions.
>>27369146
Moths are all heroes.
That one is drawn by Katie W.
>>27369996
>>27370009
WHO DID THATi want some
>>27370011
Dawnfire
>>27370091that's extremely helpful. give me a link you nog.
>>27370104
http://dawnf1re.tumblr.com/
You're a nerd, Nuke.
>>27370151
Fuck you, senpai.
>>27370155
I will not hesitate to shitpost moths at you.
>>27370167
FUCKING DO IT YOU KEK MOTHER FUCKER
>>27370167
>>27370174
You’re both fucking baka nerds
>>27370104
Sorry m80 http://dawnf1re.tumblr.com
>>27370167
That's exactly what we want, probably-Cell.
>>27365338
>deformed anthro
>>27338576
>ZowieStardust makes a bat pony OC adoptable on deviantart.
>Zowie has a completely retarded set of rules that nobody can use her OC's for anything (DONUT STEEL!!!11)
>Bat thread comes, says they should "liberate" the pony.
>Give bat pony a name Robinia and cm, she's used in the CYOA
>Vito draws picture of Robinia, posts it on his devianart
>Curledponycreations, who is a Zowie fan, accuses Vito of art theft and yells he will end in adult jail for that
>round of keks in the bat thread
>Vito uploads another image on deviantart
>another round of keks in the bat thread
>Vito gets a DMCA on his deviantart, Zowie and Curledpony go full SJW and "raid" the bat thread with whining and bitching
>in the bat thread, people kek, Nuke goes full tumblr whiteknight for Zowie and shitposts, so she can make him free pictures
>freerobinia drama dies down, both sides have their own OCs, since they're not the same
nice bait, retard
>>27370677
nice white knight
>>27370677
>Replying to a 3 days old post
U mad, and you guys still believe that "fuck bats" and "bat cancer" is a meme
Time for memes desu senpai xDDD
>>27370726
Fug :DDD
>>27370726
Never knew this got a transparent version.
And quit the bat hate, my niggas. It's been like 2 years.
/r/ing George "The Zim Zam" Zimmerman as a mothpony
>>27371124
DOSE THIGHS
>>27371549
ACTIAS T H I C Cbell is lucky
>>27371124
What's she frowning over this time?
>>27371630
She got called athicc
>>27370325
You got it
>>27370563
Ayyy
>>27371754
What did we name the dragon again?
>>27372080
I can't find any mention, but maybe I'm using the wrong search terms
>>27372571
Well let's name the sumbitch then. Thing's been featured in so many stories and was the star of one smut, might as well right?
>>27372781
I want to say Goober was said once? Kinda vague but it rings a bell.
>>27372781
>>27372822>Fairy
>>27372822
Goober was a little thing someone drew for us. Got Sequin with a jar of peanut butter for that.
Maybe it was a name we settled on, why not Goober?
>>27372833
It's fairly odd, no?
>>27372837
You know what that does sound familiar, maybe Hollu called Sequin a goober? Been too long
I could live with it
>>27372874
One mystery solved. Might as well keep going eh?
I don't think we ever came up with an origin for those two. Yeah we got the whole 'these dragons like to patrol the valley these Bugs live' down, but I think Sequin having one as a pet was more of a funny thought that got accepted.
>>27372929
Yeah I don't recall there ever being one.Or if there was, I don't remember for some reason.
>>27362991
A great weekend at Everfree, and this is what I see in the thread? You, Anon, are amazing, and that is absolutely adorable; thank you so much!
>>27373786
I gotchu man.
>>27374127
That’s a cute moff, I like that moffI like that drawing
>>27371124
THUNDER
H
U
N
D
E
R
>>27372837
G00BER!
>>27374127
Feed her nerds
>>27375126
Yeah I remember that now. I want to hug Sequin
>>27375146
Can you hug her like a moth?
>>27375151
I wish
>>27375151
Not that Anon but I would hug her with the intention of impregnation.
>>27375165
>impregnation
I like you.
>>27371563
One last sketch
http://imgur.com/uaNiqck
>>27375478
SFW > NSFW
>>27375555
Wow. Right then
>>27375478
Moist
Moth
Vagina
>>27371563
Is self booping cheating?
>>27374127
>pic
>>27375126
There it is.
>>27375165
Kind of you, but you sure either of you are ready for that responsibility?
>>27375478
More like Actia-gina, am I right?
>>27375856
Oh, hey repressed childhood fear
>>27376200
C'mon, they're like moths but not as hairy.
>>27376200
Oh no, not theupside-down pictures
You can hardly call her a moth now can you?
>>27377269
Moth.
>>27377623
you won't say that again
>>27377890
>Moth
>>27378365
I bet you can't do that a third time you cunt
>>27378365
This picture is adorable in a very Goldie way.
I love it.
That being said, did it ever got established as to which one of the two prominent in the field mares - Caramel and Golden Corral - was meant to be lewd at the moment of creation and which one just grew to be this way?
I could entertain an idea of a school-diary kind of story written by one of those mares..
>>27378552
MOHT
>>27378567
It was discussed lots of times but honestly I can't remember which one was which, not like I'd get to bed either anyway even if they were real ha ha...ha...
in my head both end up acting the same way most of the times. Check the wiki page for both of them, maybe there's something there
>>27378567
>>27378611
I'm pretty sure Caramels creator said that she was originally a party mare who did the fake flirt every once in a while to have a gaff. He had no problem watching the character grow into what she is now though.
>>27375555
Quads confirm. Cell BTFO
>>27378795
:^( ok
>>27379167
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, CELL. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
A HUNDRED MOTHS BLOWING AT YOU AND FLAPPING THEIR WINGS.
BECAUSE YOU DREW ACTIAS'Sboo t
>>27379171
It was worth it.
>>27347257
Better way too late than ever
>>27346355
>"Birch wait I'm sorry..."
>You glance back and find Minty following you with her head hanging low and her antennae limp in a depressed manner
>Honestly...making you yelp out like that by pulling on your tail, you’re feeling so embarrassed by her antics
>It’s not that you hate it...you blush a little as you admit it feels kind of nice, but she should choose the place and time much better
>You want to return the affection too but you can’t when it’s in public like this!
>All you can do is tell her no and then feel bad that you have to refuse her affection like that, and that makes you grumpy for the rest of the day because you get so hung up about it even if your marefriend probably forgets it after a few minutes or right away...
>You sit down and you’re about to return to work when somepony lays on her back on the table and wiggles forward so her head is practically in your lap
>Minty gives you an apologetic smile
>”Please forgive me?”
>You can hear Squeak and Amata giggle a bit and you feel slightly awkward again
“Fine I forgive you, just-just please get back to work?”
>>27379271
>And continue this when you two are alone
>Minty lets out an excited squee and you relax, now she will finally get back to-
>No, Minty instead wiggles forward a bit more and now her head is in your lap
>”I love you”
>You fumble with your books and your seat, ending up falling to the floor with Minty in tow as a few cat calls are whistled out
>As the two of you lie there, hidden by the books sprawled on top of the two of you, you give Minty a quick nuzzle while she’s still confused from the fall
>Then you wiggle out from beneath the books with a flushed face and a scowl on your face, ready to give Minty a little lecture, which also usually makes all the other ponies that are paying attention to the two of you become uninterested since it shows that the show’s over
>>27362201
Who is the pony to the left of Baa <from viever
s perspective>? He/She isn't listed on the wiki..
>>27379860
I'm not sure myself. I think he was a bit of a figure to her, with all of the 'this moth's very disappointed with Baa right now' texts.
>>27379860
>>27379985
Isn't that Saum?
>>27379993
Fuck that's the name.
What if Virgo and Caramel disappeared for a whole day or several. What would happen?
>>27321657
>religion
Something about light I'd wager, and maybe fire
9?
>>27382608
4 1.
>>27382626
>Not 3.14
childhood trauma's
>>27380906
I thought it was cocoons from the thumbnail.
Derp.
MOFF A CUTE
>>27384502
I'd eat crisp and chewy Mc Cocoons, freshly bought from the friendly local Dust Valley abortion center.
>>27385230
Damnit i didn't expect this thread of all to make me hungry..
Also, one of the captcha pics was nuggets.
Do Burgers or Euros populate the majority of this thread? Just curious.
>>27386311
I'm a mothman
>>27386409
Get outta here monster
This, is the 2013 Moffponer Butterscotch QT
>>27387136
PONER
O
N
E
R
>tell mothpone she's cute
>she blushes
"oh sorry i meant poot."
>she scrunches
>moth a poot
>>27386311
Human here. Really humie in here isn't in, fellow human?
>>27388476
FUCKING HUMIES, GET OFF OF MY BOARD REEEEEE
>>27386311
Im euro but in burgerland at the moment
>>27386311
I DON'T KNOW, does that matters? We are all nocturnal son of a bitches
>>27388976
Nocturnal sumbitches keep the party lit, but we need some daytime fuckers to keep this boat afloat.
>>27388858
How're you enjoying our totally fairly gained land?
>>27388989
But its daytime right now
>>27389015
Don't ruin this for me
>>27389786
Ruin what
post moths
>>27392218
Moths? Have moths then
>>27390688
>filename
kek
>>27388119
poot
>>27392218
kay
>>27392581
Mothmorphose
>>27394424
Ă–l
Trans-thread writefag, here. What's this thread all about? Other than ponies who are also moths, are there any central themes/ideas that most green here follows?
>>27394890
Should all be in the wiki
Were are all the writefaggots?
>>27387136
>>27387180
Jesus chrisssst.... oh God it's been forever. I still have the second one in my physical folder. Every traditional piece of Butterscotch I've drawn... oh the past.
>>27388989
I had fun at efnw so i'd say gaining that land was justified
>>27396123
You were bae but now you're not
Now you're just some dumb ass thot
Don't your shit up in my life
I'll find a girl, make her my wife
We'll do shit and you'll be lonely
All cos you are so damn uglyFuck you, Sierra
>>27396123
Make more?
>>27396123
Keep it cute
We got over a hundred posts left, make them count.
>>27397397
No u, have a moff
>>27397397
>>27398004
I like it man
>>27398237
But it aint mine
>>27399624
I really want to hug this.
>>27399649
She doesn't wants you to hug her
>>27399624
I want to take candid shots of her ass with my smartphone and forget to turn the shutter sound off
MAH WAIFU > You’re waifu
>>27401642
What if I have multiple waifu?
>>27401890
Oh this is gonna be a good one.
>>27401890
That's a very cute moff
>>27401890
That is going to be so freaking cute.
>>27402322
Cutequin pointing at something below her
You are now the mother/father of an adult mothpony of your choice.
Well this shit is dying hard, time to say something really offensive and unspeakable in the hopes something happens
I want to sexually abuse Dandelion
Hexferry is a shit
Caramel and Golden Corral are flat fetish characters with no personality
Mora was made just as a tentacle rape fetish pandering
Flower Tart is a bitch
Moon Dust is a fucking homo little faggot
Meisa is a slut
Sequin's shyness and awkwardness is not cute but autistic as fuck
>>27403843
Actias should fuck off because she's a special snowflake too good for Dust Valley
Minty and Birch are just trying to shill off the popularite of Hexferry and Shimmer Light lesbo pairing, and failing at it
Nobody even knows who Orange Pop is
Virgo is just a self insert for all the only anime loving virgins dreaming of mothpony puss
Shimmer Light is only popular because she was paired with Hexferry
Squeak is a retarded nigger
Butterscotch is a fucking fat-ass
Pepper Dust just has to have 6 legs to be special
Amata is only a token maid fetish fuel flat characterPlease don't kill me
>>27403904
>>27403843
I didn't know it was opposite day.
>>27403904Actias has never been to Dust Valley you nigger.
>>27404269
>>27403843
>Caramel and Golden Corral are flat fetish characters with no personality
Do you come around here often?
Golden Corral has been talked about personality-wise. Ever noticed her lack of feelers?
We had a few threads with on and off conversations about her personal reasons for being "slutty." Nothing was set in stone but, it was theorized that she lost her antennae when she was young and therefore can't really "feel" as well as the other moths. So she basically bums around with Caramel, riding off her slutiness as a way to cope with her confused feelings due to the loss of her main sensory organs.But that's just what I remember.
>>27403843
Most of that, is kind of true.
But it's possible to be autistic as shit and cute as well, right?
>>27402972
But I am already the grandfather of an adult mothpony
>>27405632
That's definitely a happymoff
>>27405722
She fucking did something and isn't going to say what.
We're fuckin dead, boys
I like butterflies more.
>>27406560
What an oddball you are
>>27405632
>>27405722
Cute moff
>>27407976
That's a cute moff
>>27405632
hi happymof why so happy?
>>27405722
adorable
>>27403904
>Be Birch & Minty
>Attending the annual lesbo couple meetup for lesbanjoan couples, with Hexferry & Shimmer
>4 of you are sitting at a table
>the topic of M&B couple trying to leech off of the popularity of couple H&S comes up
>Minty suggests a 4-way to solve it
>Scrunchy Shimmer, gasping Hexferry
>Birch turns to look at her beloved slowly
>"Minty I love you very much but you need to stop talking, for real"If you count all the for's you'll find tha tthere are 4 of thembecause they're big mares
>>27408775
4 U
>>27406029
We're already dead
>>27402972
I would tell Caramel to stop goofing around, she's already starting to be at that age where she needs to start thinking about steady romantic relationships and building a family of her own.
Then ask her if she wants to be like Aunt fudge who's old and lonely.
Then my wife tells Caramel that I'm just anxious about grandchildren because all the other fathers have some already, and then she reminds me that we didn't find each other than at a later age.
>>27402972
>Become the father of Shimmer.
>Realize she's been out of touch with her parents for most of her life, and they might even think she's dead.
>Cry every night because you think your daughter's dead.
>Bad End.
>>27409584
Inside
>>27411531
THESE FRUITS THEY WILL NOT PEEL
>>27411565
FEEL HOW I FLUTTER
Read >>27315414 and then >>27412759
>over 400 replies
nice going
>>27414391
What?
>>27414439
The thread you dumbass
>>27414391
>>27414439
>>27415128
The thread is ok, but stop posting things with less that 5 words or a decent sentence. It just makes the thread shitty.
>>27415179
I just got to see someone called Neisa, what a time to be alive
PAGE 10?
>>27416540
Was it a Meisa what spoke in a nasal voice like Franny Fine?
Who thought it was a good idea to restart the general when clearly there are close to no Anons willing to run it?
>>27418217
>Implying that it was ever a good idea
>>27418248
Is this the part where we're supposed to live with the mistakes we've made?
>>27405722
nice
>>27415179
Good point.
Are moff pone tongues only long tongues or can they be used for drinking like a straw? I prefer the former.
>>27420194
I've imagined them being able to be used as straws
>>27422846
>>27420194
They have multiple uses.
>>27423845
When it's Golden Corral saying that I'd have to ask if she's still talking about her tongue.
And when she says yes I'd still be worried of what she might mean with that.
page 9
>>27425147
AGAIN
And again!
And again again
And again, fuck guys
Choose a moth. That moth has been invited to a tea party and wants you to tag along. What do you do?
>>27428770
Go along with
Show the moths how truly formal you can be.
>>27428770
Go and tag, sit and stay mad because I fucking hate tea, shit better be cold or I flip this shit yo
TEA A SHIT
>>27428770
Go along and sit there all nervous and silent while sipping tea and hoping this is all leading to me and Hexferry making a fuck, and then get depressed when it does not and masturbate at home.
Which moth would want to go camping with the most?
>>27431209
The one that puts out in a tent
Or a bunch of stallions and have a real bro-nic
>>27431758
>Go out on a bro camping trip
>later that night sleeping in the same tent with one of your bro's
>He'd put out if you felt like putting it in...
Would you go full brokeback mountain thread? Be honest. Even if it was not Moon Dust.
>>27432436
I'd fuck the cum out of anyone's sack through vigorous anal ravaging and prostate poking, whomever it might be to offer their ass for me would make no difference.
>>27414391
>over 450
>not sure what to post
>scroll up and down s fast that the thumbnails of the files in the folder can't keep up and load
>quickly click on a file blindly
Time to see what my luck has brought forth!
>>27433926
What is this doing in my mothpony folder?
New try
>>27433936
I give up.
>>27428770
Drink more tea than anyone else.
Assert dominance.
Tacticallyexcuse myself to the restroom every 20 minutes.
>>27433936
Fuck it, I'll try one now Anon.
>>27436074
Wasn't a Moth folder, but it'll work out good enough.
BOMP
BEEP
BEMP
CUTE
>>27440995
A CUTE
I want to butter her up and then look at an unhappy moth covered in melted butter, and then pinch her cheeks and proclaim how adorable and cute she is before grabbing her hooves and spinning her around.
WE NEED TO GET A TRADEMARK FOR THE WORD CUTE
>>27442804
The worst bump ever
page 11
>>27444004
Lewd.
>>27444004
A poot?
>>27444013
>>27444021
A no hooves.
>>27444657
This, I cant see the hooves, or the wings
Somebody write a story already!
>>27445152
You are one to talk you nerd butt!
NERDS
Well as fun as it was, we better keep things like this a weekly, maybe monthly kind of deal. We're not fit enough to support a general at the moment.
>>27444004
Ain't that lewd. Or maybe a water foundation accident, that scared the shit outta me once.
>>27446872
Honestly, moth should just go back to strange waifu.
>>27446902
/swg/ a fucking shit
>>27446906
Cool, then I guess we can just leave it here to die, cold and alone?
>>27446923
I accept it
Since it's about to die, have something horrible.
http://imgur.com/Gz6YfwG
Actias a slootAlso no time to finish art ever
>>27447274
>It was actually THAT
Also shit isn't dyingNew thread
>>27447297
Alright
RIGHT
PLS
>>27341940
Never ever
>>27449513
Maybe yes
NEW THREAD
>>27450827
DO IT
>>27447274
had a hunch it was anthro. Actias a hooman now.
Almost 500...
>>27451957
500
:^)
Bump limit reached
>>27452284
New thread when?