Equestrian Dungeon: Pavement Edition

Yo. /inv

>>27286581
/Inv, Follow Jack

>>27286581
Ayyyy

Check Surroundings

>>27286581
Reporting inactive for this session, as the timeframe is kinda exactly when I get off. I'll attempt to play as long as I can, but no promises.

Let's check out the stats on these Laser Pistols.

>>27286622
I, uh, already checked /inv

>>27286581
wasn't i still stuck in the first fucking room?

>>27286649
also was it a shared inv between players because the quarter and fudge pop were in the party inv.

>>27286654
It's a shared /inv.

>>27286581
Continue to use the sticky note blanket to stick to Glim and sleep. must go. byeeeee

>>27286596
>>27286622
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
The Magnetic Rapier
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm (E)
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Health Potion
Crystal Bracelet (E)
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Blue Shorts
Sticky Note x45
Deployable Sentry (370)
"Hyper Eye"
Grapefruit Coffee
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Battery (dead)
-Ray Gun (F:150)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world (E)
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Quarter
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Gauze
Cardboard Box (1/10)
-2-cent Coin
Giant Sack #2 (14/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-D-cell Battery
-Clam
-Air Missile Maker
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Avon Naturals body lotion
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-LED Lantern
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail (E)
Apple Suitcase (7/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Duster (In use)
-Scalpel (In use)
-Iron Spike
>Fruitanon is following Jack Frost.

>>27286625
>Glimmerfag is questioning her sanity in the key room.

>>27286628
Laser Pistols - +7 ATK
Burning lasers, yee-owch!

>>27286649
Yes.

>>27286692
k

>>27286692
Damn you....


I can't say no,as your sleeping position is cute as fuck

>>27286727
What the fuck is a hyper eye?

Anyways,Equip ZA WAURDO and join with the rest of the party

>>27286727
Okay, time to make The Magnetic Rapier better. Melt the 2-cent coin with the laser pistols, hold the melted metal via Levation Alpha, and put it onto the tip of TMR, making it bigger and larger. Pour some of the grapefruit coffee on the molten metal to chill it, then finish it up using the Magnetic Tape I removed from the doubled-edged saw, which is now The World and Star Platinum.

>>27286762
Thank
Buff French Guy noises

>>27286727
LED latern... can i use that to see this fucking dark as me room.

>>27286750
A device crafted by T2M to see infrared signals, night-vision, and inverse light.
>Glimmerfag equipped... Uh, nothing?

>>27286762
>Jack Frost re-uses the magnetic tape and took a page from The 2nd Manhorse as he melts the 2-cent Coin onto the Magnetic Rapier using the laser pistols and the Grapefruit Coffee.
Magnetic Rapier upgraded!

>>27286792
>Nigger equipped the LED Lantern, and could now see clearly throughout the room. He found a set of double-doors in front of him, two wooden doors to his right, two wooden doors to his left, and two wooden doors and an unlocked metal door behind him.

>>27286835
Sip any bit of coffee left, before teleporting to Nigger, and checking out the first left wooden door.

>>27286835
I guess ZA WAURDO doesn't mean The World to Lawsmen
See what I did there?

Equip Magnetic Rapier and find Fruit's statue

>>27286866
You kinda already had it on?

>>27286875
I did?

How the fuck didn't I notice that?

>>27286883
Because it has been a week? Anyways, hold you like TMR 2.0

>>27286886
Fuck, hope.

>>27286886
I need to actually kill some enemies first to notice anything.

>>27286895
I know, I just hope it's actually better. You know, trying to lighten up!

>>27286842
>Jack Frost downed the rest of the Grapefruit Coffee, then teleported to Nigger's location. Here, he opened the wooden door in front of the two-stallion party, and found a flight of stairs leading up on the other side.

>>27286866
>Glimmerfag equipped The Magnetic Rapier, and found Fruitanon.

>>27286875
You have it on.

>>27286910
Huh. I have Star Platinum and the w- Star Platinum The World. Re-name it that. Anyways, go up the stairs.

>>27286910
Beat him senselessly until he dies

Nah just kidding.Check surroundings.

>>27286922
Wait what the fuck?

I don't get my own Saw Stand?

Fuck

>>27286936
Uh, sorry. You can rename TMR to Silver Chariot or something.

>>27286835
time to open that fucker up... also can someone explain the combat and hp system?

>>27286910
Message to the party, the Deployable Sentry will be unavailable until further notice. I have a lot of plans relating to guns for all of you; an armory, if you wish to call it that.

Go up the stairs.

>>27286943
You know what,since I've been hinting at it,Im gonna so that.

>>27286928
Rename Magnetic Rapier to Silver Chariot

>>27286952
Fine.

>>27286910
You fuck jack
Find Nigger

>>27286952
>Armory

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.MORE OVERPOWERED SHIT.

>>27286967
Actually no.

I take that back

>>27286967
No worries, you get all the guns I make out of the sentry. I just get the remote's motherboard and electrical system, which will be used to make something you'll like to see.

>>27286982
I'll take your word for it.

>>27286910
Teleport to Jack.

>>27286922
>>27286946
>>27286952
>>27286964
>>27287024
>Jack Frost, Nigger, The 2nd Manhorse, Fruitanon and Suitcase go up the stairs, through a warmer hallway, and back downstairs. Through the aid of Nigger's equipped LED Lantern, everyone can clearly see two wooden doors to the left, two wooden doors to the right, and three wooden doors ahead. There also seems to be a metallic door on the far left hoof side...

>>27286928
>Glimmerfag checks her surroundings again inside the Key Room. She can either move left or right.

>>27286946
Combat is post-based. First-come, first serve. Critical hits and misses account for 5% of rolls respectively. Assisting in the destruction of enemies garners you EXP.
HP is based on actual damage. If you are mangled to the core, you're gonna die.

>>27286956
>Glimmerfag renamed her weapon to the Silver Chariot.

>>27287053
ORAORAORAORA the first left wooden door into pieces, then enter through the gaping hole.

>>27287053
Relocate my fragment trail and follow it back to the boss door, picking up the fragment along the way.

>>27287053
Enter the second wooden Door.

>>27287053
Second left wood door*

>>27287053
The fuck?

I thought I was with Fruit.

Follow Suitcase?

follow jack with my light

i wanna rename my quarter to Jeffery... he is my only friend from homeland.

>>27287068
>Jack Frost demolished the first wooden door straight ahead, then marched inside to find a staircase leading down.

>>27287070
>Suitcase zooms past Jack Frost as he moves a mere four rooms to the boss door. It's still locked.

>>27287082
>>27287092
>Fruitanon entered the second wooden door to the left. Inside, he found darkness to the left.

>>27287093
>Glimmerfag is now following Suitcase to the boss door.

>>27287104
Oh, about that...
>Nigger is following Jack Frost.

>>27287130
Roll down the stairs while screaming "ORA"

>>27287053
Disassemble the Sentry to get Minigun (without back), Large Plastic Body, Electrical Parts, and a Torque Wrench. Convert the body to Plastic and mold them into, keeping in mind the size of the plastic, six boxes with a hole for a barrel and a square hole for a clip. Use the iron body of the Minigun to create six Medium Clips to load and stick in the gun. Stick six barrels in and we should have six Basic Assault Rifle (BAR's). Hand those out to the party, they could use them. You can upgrade them if you want, but I'd recommend keeping them for now in case of something happening, unless you're making attachments or something.

Also, remove the Bandana and equip Hyper Eye (Night Vision). Pocket the Electrical Parts for a few minutes, as we have two more iron barrels.
>>27287130

>>27287130
Check the First wooden door to the right

>>27287148
i guess keep following jack... i gots no ways else to be

>>27287130
>he
Remember I'm a mare now.
Explore the darkness to my left.

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>>27287173
i just fucking realized Jefferson is on the nickel

>>27287163
Oh an assault rifle huh?

>>27287148
>Jack Frost rolled down the stairs, through a colder hallway, and back up into a small room where he found a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27287163
>The 2nd Manhorse unequipped the Bandana and equipped the Hyper Eye, then started working on something generous... (1/6)

>>27287170
>Fruitanon left this room and investigated the first wooden door on the right. Inside, he found more darkness to the right.

>>27287194
>Suitcase moves left, where she(?) finds two more wooden doors.

>>27287208
someone say boomsticks?

>>27287233
ORAORAORA the wooden door open, and go through it.

>>27287243
and with him i go because if there's one thing momma always said... make sure you have someone to trip when shit hits the fan.

>>27287233
Go through first door

>>27287233
I'm pretty sure I've explored this area before. Peek through the first door.

>>27287243
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door. Inside, he found darkness in all directions, but with the aid of Nigger's LED Lantern, he found two wooden doors to the left, a set of double-doors and the boss door straight ahead, two wooden doors to their immediate left, and two more wooden doors further to their left -- where Suitcase is.

>>27287256
>Nigger is following Jack Frost.

>>27287261
>Glimmerfag... Uh, switched from the second door on the left to the first, and found darkness to the left inside.

>>27287265
>Suitcase opened the first wooden door. Inside, he found darkness to the right, even though Nigger's LED lantern from afar was of no help.

>>27287233
Boom

>>27287297
Check out the fifth wooden door to the left.

>>27287297
Second Right Wooden Door

>>27287297
Work

>>27287297
>he
Go back a room, to where jack is, and take the third door on the left.

>>27287307
follow jack

>>27287300
>The 2nd Manhorse works 'round the clock... (2/6)

>>27287307
>Jack Frost trots up to where Suitcase is, and peers inside. Sure enough, there is darkness to the right.

>>27287308
>Fruitanon left this room and examined the second wooden door to the right. Inside, there was darkness to the left.

>>27287318
>Suitcase moved two doors down, and opened what Jack would have called the third door on the left. Here, he finds out that this is actually a metallic door, with an oversized lock preventing access to it.

>>27287321
>Nigger is following Jack Frost.

>>27287297
Dammit Law.

You're confusing the hell outta me.

Follow Suitcase

>>27287358
>>27287353
Stats for Silver Chariot please

>>27287353
>he
I'm female now.
Also go through the fourth door.

>>27287353
Slide over to the metallic door Suitcase saw, and start ORAORAORAing at it with Star Platinum/The World

>>27287371
Well, more at the lock than the door.

>>27287358
>>27287363
>Glimmerfag is following Suitcase.
Silver Chariot - ATK +6
Magnetic capabilites deal extra damage to machines
Weak to fire, electricity

>>27287370
Guhh... Work with me here.
>Suitcase enters the fourth door on the left, where SHE finds darkness to the left inside.

>>27287371
>Jack Frost began attacking the metallic door with his weaponry, but it wouldn't budge.

Will be back shortly.

>>27287371
still follow... what the fuck am i getting myself into. and why.

>>27287387
Welp. Pull out the laser pistols, in other words remove SP/TW, and start firing at the lock.

>>27287397
jack where the fuck are we... and why were you just passed the first door out of where i started...

also /inv

>>27287387
Hey man, if it's easier on you to refer to me as male even though I'm female, you can just tell me. Regardless, explore the darkness to the left.

>>27287387
Go to where Jack is and cast Obtuse chain on the door

>>27287397
>Nigger is following Jack Frost.

>>27287403
>Jack Frost tried to melt the locks, but his efforts were futile.

>>27287411
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm (E)
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Health Potion
Crystal Bracelet (E)
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Blue Shorts
Sticky Note x45
Deployable Sentry (370)
"Hyper Eye"
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Battery (dead)
-Ray Gun (F:148)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world (E)
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-Quarter
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Gauze
Cardboard Box (1/10)
-2-cent Coin
Giant Sack #2 (14/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-D-cell Battery
-Clam
-Air Missile Maker
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Avon Naturals body lotion
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail (E)
Apple Suitcase (7/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Duster (In use)
-Scalpel (In use)
-Iron Spike

>>27287417
>Suitcase explored the darkness to the left. Here, SHE found darkness to the left, the right, and straight ahead.

>>27287426
>Glimmerfag ran to Jack Frost's location and cast Obtuse Chain on the metallic door! It had no effect.

>>27287579
Welp. Put back on SP/TW, go back to >>27287353 (Jack Frost), and go right.

>>27287579
Fuck these doors.
Inspect the Metal Double Doors.

>>27287579
Well fuck.

Go to Suitcase and go left.

Inspect the limp Krono.

>>27287606
followin

>>27287579
Work more

>>27287579
Explore the darkness ahead.

>>27287606
>Jack Frost re-equipped SP/TW, and follows his original pathway to the right. Here, he finds darkness to the left, darkness to the right, and darkness straight ahead. With the aid of Nigger's LED lantern, he can clearly see a Security Camera guarding a wooden crate to his left, and a Sproutling guarding two wooden doors to the left and to the right on the right side. The lantern can't illuminate the pathway straight ahead, because it turns to the right.

>>27287622
>Glimmerfag returns to Suitcase's side and takes a left. Here, SHE found two wooden doors to the left and to the right, with a pile of bones in the middle of all four doors.

>>27287624
>Nigger is following Jack Frost.

>>27287634
>The 2nd Manhorse continues to work... (3/6)

Sorry kiddos I had to run from the Russian Mafia.

>>27287653
Run over to the Security Camera, and ORAORAORA it.

>>27287653
Go over to Glimglam and whack the pile of bones.

>>27287653
spit at the camera...

>>27287653
ENEMIES:D

Revolutionary chain the bones.

>>27286581
Item's To Left: Mouse Pad, Mouse and Glass Fanta bottle.
Race: Unicorn
Gender: Male

>>27287701
Welcome to the team.

>>27287653
Work.
>>27287701
Sweet, welcome to the group. Feel free to grab shit whenever if someone isn't using it, and get a BAR when I'm done working.

>>27287717
>>27287722
Thank you Comrade Glim and Mobilehorse

>>27287701
Welcome. Prepare for pain.

>>27287733
Pain, sounds fun.

>>27287701
hey

>>27287732
>Comrade Glim

I like the sound of that.

>>27287667
>Jack Frost attacked the Security Camera to the left with his hoof-weapons! He lands one hit out of two.

>>27287671
>Suitcase attacked the pile of bones to HER left with "The Hammer!" It was a direct hit!

>>27287676
>Nigger spat at the Security Camera, but missed...

>>27287678
>Glimmerfag cast Revolutionary Chain on the pile of bones in the left hallway! Out of 7 attacks, 4 hit the enemy.

>>27287701
Morky Maus joins the game!
>Mouse Pad added to Inventory.
>Mouse added to Inventory.
>Glass Bottle added to Inventory.
For a full list of commands, say /cmds.
>Morky Maus spawns in the first room, where Nigger was a few turns ago.

>>27287722
>The 2nd Manhorse continues working... (4/6)

Jack Frost and Nigger suddenly attacked a Security Camera!
Glimmerfag and Suitcase suddenly attacked a Paratrooper Skeleton!
The Security Camera fired a beam at Nigger! He hurriedly backed away from the enemy with a first degree burn on his front left hoof.
The Paratrooper Skeleton slammed Glimmerfag into the ground with pure skill! {CRITICAL!}

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>>27287747
Do pic related to the camera.

>>27287747
I watch Nigger, not sure if I should help at the moment due to low level and what not.

>>27287757
Security Camera are like the rats you see in RPGs. Just use your mouse or something to attack it.

>>27287747
Throw D-cell battery at it... that's a heavy bit of metal and plastic.

>>27287747
Shitpost mentally while working.
>when I hit the text, my most common words are furry, lesbian, and anal
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>27287747
Push the spook off and slice at it's joints

>>27287760
AYE!

I fling my mouse towards the camera, in hopes of the cord wrapping around the thing holding it up on the wall to pull it down.

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>>27287701
Bout time you got here, Crackhead.
>>27287747
Follow Jack, Attack Camera

>>27287233
Bash spook.

>>27287771
Good job. Oh, if you want some upgrades or OP gear, ask me or Manhorse.

>>27287797
Yes Frosty.

>>27287812
Call me Jack.

>>27287819
Frosty plz
I Brought The crackhead here

>>27287826
Who? The Maus guy?

>>27287826
He did Mr. Snowman.

>>27287826
>Crackhead

Explain

>>27287845
Crack is whack

>>27287754
>Jack Frost attacked the Security Camera with brute force! He lands one hit out of two.

>>27287757
>>27287771
>Morky Maus teleported to Nigger's location, then hurriedly equipped the Mouse and launched it at the Security Camera... But it didn't latch on. It pretty much missed.

>>27287763
>Nigger tossed the D-cell Battery at the Security Camera! He was able to crack the plastic around the machine.

>>27287765
>The 2nd Manhorse is busy taking his coffee break, but continues working at the same time. (5/6)

>>27287767
>Glimmerfag fought the Paratrooper Skeleton off HER body, then attacked it with the Magnetic Rapier! SHE managed to chip one of its lower ribs off.

>>27287773
>Fruitanon caught up to Jack Frost's location, and attacked the Security Camera with the Cat's Tail! He lands a hit as well!

>>27287789
>Suitcase attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton once more with "The Hammer!" He instantly broke the enemy's spine in one foul swoop! {CRITICAL!}

The Security Camera fired a beam at Morky Maus, right in the forehead! He began running around the room, panicking and shit. {CRITICAL!}
Glimmerfag and Suitcase won their battle, and gained 15 EXP!

>>27287845
I was telling him about Dungeons, convinced him to join. He's learning, slowly.
And As for the Crackhead, He's using an inside joke me and him came up with.


>>27287848
Weed is a Need

>>27287857
Healing Wind I On drug Addict Micky Mouse

>>27287857
How much health left?

>>27287857
Keep ORAORAORAORAing the camera.
>>27287866
We don't have HP, per sa, but if you look like a bunch of skin flakes tied to bones, you are almost dead.

>>27287857
Enter first door to the left

>>27287869
Ah, I normally look like that Frosty. Crack and all.

>>27287857
Welp, I'm off to bed.
Also, you forgot I was a mare again.

>>27287857
throw jack at camera...

>>27287890
Stop

You're stressing him out.

>>27287882
Well, blah blah. Just don't expect >Frosty takes 10 damage!

>>27287904
Alright.

>>27287882
So we got a drug addict.
A snowman
A fruit head
McGuiver
A communist
Undermeme lover
A living Suitcase
A storyteller
And an all powerful god

Sure is a great team.

>>27287918
Leave the crack out of this and did you say ORANGE JUICE?!

>>27287918
So... you finally accepted me as your lord and savior?

>>27287863
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Morky Maus! His burns were mostly healed.

>>27287866
As of now, you're doing OK.

>>27287869
>Jack Frost attacked the Security Camera once more with brute force! He landed one out of two hits, of which he totally missed the first.

>>27287881
>Glimmerfag entered the first door to the left. Inside, SHE found a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27287894
The Security Camera was destroyed!

Jack Frost, Nigger, Fruitanon and Morky Maus won the battle and gained 22 EXP.
Next post will be the last for tonight.

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>>27287928
Oh yeah, I Got some right here. Care for a glass?

>>27287950
Cast levitation beta on myself, and chuck myself at the sproutling.

>>27287950
Contemplate why Fruit is the best organic Compound, and sleep.

>>27287950
I get my shit together and stand up. I survey the area for any more things that may be useful or that may try to kill us.

>>27287950
Masturebate

JUST A PRANK BRO

Set Krono down and lay on him

Gnight Lawsie

sleep on floor and dream of the savannas of my homeland.

>>27287960
I want to be woken up inside to escape the Orange juice

>>27287969
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on himself, and flung his body directly at the Sproutling... But missed completely and bruised his back.

>>27287971
>>27287975
>>27287983
Sleeping squad.

>>27287974
>Morky surveys the room, and finds a wooden crate underneath where the Security Camera was.

Thread schedule:
Saturday - Check-in sometime during the morning, then a ~4 hour lapse between check-in and actual posting. Expect me to be fully engaged at about noon Eastern time.
Sunday - It's Mother's Day. Posting will be slowed down a little bit, but no hiccups are expected.
The next series of threads will be posted on Friday afternoon.

See you all tomorrow morning!

>>27288010
I open it slowly, backing away from it slightly.

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Kwaheri kaka yangu mashoga.

Off to the other thread

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>>27288705
Page 9

morning bump

Back and ready for action!

I have about another hour before I leave.

>>27288019
>Morky Maus opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Keyboard!
Keyboard added to Cardboard Box.

>>27289929
Finish the BAR series.

>>27289929
I can't do shit with Glim on me, so sleep and think lewd thoughts.

>>27289929
Wake up and head into the wooden door

>>27289947
>The 2nd Manhorse finishes his series of BARs. (6/6)
BAR 1 added to Cardboard Box!
BAR 2 added to Cardboard Box!
BAR 3 added to Cardboard Box!
BAR 4 added to Cardboard Box!
BAR 5 added to Cardboard Box!
BAR 6 added to Cardboard Box!
Electrical Parts added to Cardboard Box!
Torque Wrench added to Cardboard Box!

>>27289954
>Krono is sleeping.

>>27289971
>Glimmerfag wakes up, and immediately heads through the wooden door. On the other side, she finds a switch.

>>27289986
Escape the sticky note blanket and follow Glim

>>27289986
Somehow take all but one of the BARs out of inv and place them infront of me.

i'm gonna make a healing gun with one of the BARs.

>>27290064
MEDIC MEDIC DOCTOR DOC COME ON MAN I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE DOOOCTOR MEEEEEDIC

>>27290012
>Krono escaped the sticky note blanket, and followed Glimmerfag to the switch room.

>>27290016
>Glimmerfag takes out five of the BARs from the Inventory, and laid them side to side.

>>27290080
Cast horizontal chain on the BAR line

Muda muda

>>27290091
Yo dude what the fuck you just broke five turns worth of work.
>>27290080
Stop Glim.

>>27290132
I'm crashing this plane with bo survivors

>>27290091
>Glimmerfag cast Horizontal Chain on te assortment of weaponry! Out of six attacks, five landed.
BAR 1 was completely broken!
BAR 2 is severely damaged!

>>27290132
>The 2nd Manhorse shoves Glimmerfag away from the remaining BARs.

One more turn before my 4-hour hiccup today.

>>27290140
Cast horizontal chain on the remaining BARs

But first,shove Manhorse out of the way

>>27290080
Take one of the BARs and he last health potion.
Use the elctron spear to gasify the health potion's liquid. Uncork the bottle of health gas and quickly shove the potion down the bottle gun's barrel. Now whenever the trigger is pulled, the shooting mechanism should do a sharp tap on the back of the potions bottle. The tap should make the gun shoot out a puff of healing gas. If the trigger is pulled continuously, the gun should shoot out a stream of the healing gas.

>>27290155
MEEEEEEEEEDIC

>>27290140
Fire Laser Pistols at Glimmerfag.
By the way, that's it, dude. I spent an entire night and this morning to get this done, only for you to break it in two turns, and this isn't even the first time you were a complete fuck about things. This isn't funny, this isn't a joke, and this is a series of systems from the first and second floors. I don't see why you think you have the right to destroy my work when it's been about the only thing keeping you alive.

>>27290150
>Glimmerfag shoved The 2nd Manhorse aside, and tried to cast Horizontal Chain on the BAR assortment... But couldn't! Recharge time is 8 turns.

>>27290155
>Krono is trying to boil/evaporate the health potion with the Electron Spear... (1/3)

>>27290182
>The 2nd Manhorse equipped the Laser Pistols, and fired a round at Glimmerfag! Out of two shots, both landed on his target. The first lightly burnt HER back left hoof, and the second generated a first-degree burn on the left side of HER body.

Will be back ASAP; I'm assuming it will be after noon Eastern time.

>>27290182
Relax I saved one of the BARs for Krono

>>27290193
Continue to do shit.

>>27290194
That's great. Now leave the other five for other people, new players, or upgrades. I now need to spend a half hour trying to fix this shit when Lawsmen gets back.

>>27290193
Completely forgot I used horizontal chain


Cast acute chain on Manhorse's gun hand/hoof?

Then get to breaking the others sans one.

>>27290193
Guys, it's not even 8 a.m. pacific time and your already trying to kill each other. Regardless look at my pathway options.

>>27290193
I suppose I'll make a post for when you get back.

Dual-wield two BAR's and fire at Glimmer at point blank range; try to aim for the head.

>>27278077
>>27278077
>>27278077

>>27290211
Actually use vertical chain if I haven't already used it.

I need to break his hooves/hands?

why must everyone kill each other?

>>27290245
Considering the rules on point blank combat, you're dead either way statwise, and I'm not letting you wake up this run around. You are legitimately going to die.

>>27290276
Because Glimglam likes to see Manhorse have a hissy fit.

>>27290193
Take and Equip one of the Remaning BARs.
Healing Wind II on T2M

>>27290203
>Krono continues working... (2/3)

>>27290211
>Glimmerfag cast Acute Chain on The 2nd Manhorse! Out of two attacks, one landed and knocked a Laser Pistol out of The 2nd Manhorse's hoof.

>>27290230
>The 2nd Manhorse scrambled and picked up two non-damaged BARs, then tried to let loose on Glimmerfag... But forgot that the cartridges had no bullets!

>>27290215
>Suitcase sees nothing but the switch in front of HER.

>>27290779
>Fruitanon unequipped the Cat's Tail and equipped BAR 5, then cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on The 2nd Manhorse! All damage he took from his altercation with Glimmerfag was healed.

Expect slower posts on mobile. At LEAST 15 minutes between posts.

>>27291040
Square chain Manhorse's two BARs


Dodge any attacks the bedt I can

>>27291118
Switch the last part with picking up the lazer pistol

>>27291040
Throw them to safety, fire Laser Pistols at point blank range again.

>>27291040
>The BARs have no bullets
kek
Pull the switch.

>>27291325
>One laser pistol

>>27291040
Attack Glimmerfag
If I Don't have bullets, Just smack her with the back of the gun.

>>27291358
Oh fuck you.

You do realize I intended not to hurt anyone.

>>27291434
You hurt a shitload of work and resource, which hurts about 90% of what I do here, so fuck you mate, you're getting dead.

>>27291566
That doesn't change the fact that you are TRYING TO KILL ME OVER SHITTY GUNS

>>27291118
>Glimmerfag cast Square Chain on The 2nd Manhorse! SHE landed all three attacks, breaking BAR 3.

>>27291151
>Glimmerfag successfully nabbed one of The 2nd Manhorse's laser pistols.

>>27291325
>The 2nd Manhorse tossed aside the destroyed BAR 3, then fired his other laser pistol at Glimmerfag! He missed.

>>27291326
>Suitcase pulled the switch. Suddenly, a Chilly Eagle dropped from the ceiling!

>>27291358
>Fruitanon attacked Glimmerfag with the butt end of BAR 5! It hurt HER.

The party encountered a Chilly Eagle!
The Chilly Eagle fired a glob of ice at The 2nd Manhorse! The frost was real.

>>27292723
Healing Wind I on Manhorse

>>27292723
Sweet I have the Chilly Eagle intervening

Shoot laser pistol at Manhorse's pistol hoof.

Tackle Fruit afterwards

>>27292723
Obtuse chain Big Bird.

>>27292757
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on The 2nd Manhorse! The damage he took from the Chilly Eagle was healed.

>>27292836
>Glimmerfag tried to abuse the turn system by moving twice in one turn!

>>27292901
>Suitcase cast Obtuse Chain on the Chilly Eagle! SHE landed 1 of 4 hits on the big bird.

The Chilly Eagle launched ice crystals at the entire party! Both Glimmerfag and Suitcase got hit by two of the shards whilst The 2nd Manhorse didn't get hit at all.

>>27293093
Damn I forgot about that.


Well do the first action I guess

>>27293093
Take Iron Spike and go into Glim's eye.

>>27293093
Attack Glim

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Out of mobile so I can finally post some pics


>>27293281

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>>27293355

>>27293355
Fruit head, should I help you?

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>>27293399
Listen to me.


I literally did nothing to Fruit yet he attacks me.
I'm not the aggressor,Fruit is the one at fault.

But,I can't change who you side with.

So choose who'd you like to support.

>>27293465
Fruit fag did bring me here... But, I dunno. I may just sit here and adventure, you all have fun.

I look around the area for anything to progress.

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>>27293399
Yes

>>27293465
You Attacked my Fleshlight.
You Aggravated my Gods.
You Set the party back on Weapons, for no particular reason.
The List goes on, friend.

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>>27293512
>Attacked my Fleshlight
You are referring a lifeless statue(Of your lover) as a sex object.
>Aggravated my Gods
And how is that bad?
>You Set the party back on Weapons, for no particular reason.
I admit that,but I didn't hurt YOU in the process of doing that.

>>27293174
>Glimmerfag fired the Laser Pistol at The 2nd Manhorse! SHE missed.

>>27293281
>The 2nd Manhorse unequipped the Laser Pistol and equipped the Iron Spike, then deliberately attacked Glimmerfag with the metallic object! Glimmerfag dodged just in time.

>>27293355
>Fruitanon attacked Glimmerfag once more with the butt end of BAR 5. SHE was knocked to the frozen floor.

>>27293487
>Meanwhile, Morky examines his surroundings and discovers pathways to the right, and straight ahead as well.

The Chilly Eagle is flying around the room!

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>>27293512
Pic related.

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>>27293581
Wrestle the BAR out of Fruit's grasp and shoot it with the Laser pistol.

Dodge elegantly afterwards

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>>27293565
That's all she is at this point.

It's offensive to my Emotional Stability to antagonize my Religion

You're hurting us in the long run, by deliberately breaking our weapons, and by extent, me.

>>27293581
Tighten Grip on Weapon, Attack Glim Again.

>>27293399
Yes.

>>27293465
>I'm not the aggressor
-Destroyed weapons using the only iron we have for no reason whatsoever
-Tried to enlist newfags to damage control for him
-Goes into every player on player fight, setting progress back tenfold
-Attempted to kill multiple characters, and triple that in threats
-Avatarfags constantly, including roleplaying constantly
-Forces communist views on literally everyone and gets pissy when ignored
-Proceeds to wonder why people are mad at him
Gee, Sherlock fucking Holmes, this sure is a hard one to crack.

>>27293581
Tackle and stab Glim.

>>27293581
I peek down the pathway to the right

>>27293640
2/3 of these are false.

>>27293581
SHITTTTT. Finish my healing gun.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS GLIM. EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG.

Law is there anyway to reverse this catastrophe?

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>>27293669
This..is not what I expected to happen.

Join in if you want.

I can probably handle it.

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>>27293640
>>27293632
>>27293617
>>27293512
>>27293493
>>27293355
Look. I'm no white knight piece a shit, but I'm not an ACTUAL terrorist. Granted, Glim has fucked up quite a lot. But I want to work on helping getting anything more stuff that is useful, your all being Autismos and wasting time beating the shit out of him instead of fixing the damned problem.

>>27293603
>Glimmerfag tried to seize Fruitanon's BAR 5, and was successful! SHE damaged the weapon by firing the Laser Pistol at it.

>>27293632
>Since Fruitanon is now unarmed, he attacked Glimmerfag with brute force while she was on the ground... But still missed.

>>27293640
>The 2nd Manhorse tackled Glimmerfag, then attacked HER again with the Iron Spike! SHE still managed to avoid the attack.

>>27293650
>Morky peeks down the hallway to the right, and finds what appears to be a stone statue guarding a wooden crate.

>>27293669
>Krono finished converting BAR 6 into a healing gun!

>>27293711
You tell me.

The Chilly Eagle fired a glob of ice at Glimmerfag! SHE got it right in the face! {CRITICAL!}

>>27293734
Nice Thumbnail.
But This will just keep happening.
We need to get glim to stop breaking our shit

>>27293769
I peek down the hallway that was straight ahead.

>>27293711
Eh, to go meta and System Restore the past few moves would be inefficient and make us all look like a bunch of faggots; it would inspire more rewinds, and we don't need that to pile on to the other flaws. I can just fix the BAR's after Glim's dead.

>>27293734
I agree, we need to focus on the task, but this has happened constantly, and draining his HP repeatedly has done nothing to stop it. Once his avatar is killed off, we'll probably be able to get farther than ever. He has a lot of good shit on his guy anyway.

>>27293769
re Equip Cat's Tail.
Lash at Glim
Say" "Your name is Platt!"

>>27293769
>The CPU is sick of her shit
kek

Come on, RNGesus, give me your wisdom.
Pin her down and nail her with the spike.

>>27293769
How fucking leprechauns have you raped with bunny feet to get this fucking lucky, Glim? Also, STOP BREAKING SHIT. YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.
Can we work out a comprise or some shit?

>>27293769
Convene Krono to rename Healing gun into "Medigun"

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>>27293769
IM NOT FUCKING FINISHED UNTIL I COMPLETED THIS TASK.

Assuming Revolutionary chain is available,use it on Fruit.

Continue to dodge.
>>27293813
IF THEY WILL STOP FUCKING ATTACKING ME THAT IS

>>27293769
Whack Big Bird.

>>27293835
THEY ATTACK BECAUSE YOU'RE BREAKING SHIT.

>>27293847
AND NOW I'M DEFEND LITERALLY FOR MY LIFE!

I'M FORCED TO CONTINUE TO BREAK THEIR SHIT TO DISARM THEM

>>27293871
>>27293847
>>27293835
>>27293813
>>27293804
Music, Anybody?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I

>>27293900
This is...strangely fitting

>>27293871
FUCKING SURRENDER AND THEY MIGHT SPARE YOU.

>>27293835
You just received an elemental crit; you probably have about two or three turns before you're finished for good. Don't worry; since you hate the fact I use all the shit for my personal use, your body will be used for my personal use.

>>27293916
Incorrect; we've gone past that long ago.

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>>27293916
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO SPARE ME AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE

>>27293769
Wait, is the sproutling alive in the room I'm in?

So here's an agreement; you guys get Glim's head, ass, and marevag, I'll get the arms, legs, and chest.
Anyone opposed, or do they have some use for the limbs?

>>27293944
Yes...

>>27293769
>>27293944
ORAORAORA the sproutling then.

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>>27293947
I swear to Christ.As long as I still have to live,I will make you regret everything.

>>27293944
Oh hey Jack. Wanna help kill Glim since she broke about half the armory?

>>27293978
What.

Can we just rewind this and forget it ever happened if GLIM WOULD STOP BREAKING WEAPONS AND SHIT?

>>27293988
You've heard right.

>>27293988
Manhorse made 6 BARs and Glim broke 1 and injured another. Manhorse got mad and this shit is happening.

>>27294006
I've now destroyed 4 and damaged the 5th

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>>27294004
>>27294006
...Glimglam, you stupid bitch.

>>27293988
Remember the Minigun? I used it to make a few Assault Rifles, but Glimmerfag decided to break them for no reason in any way, shape, or form. She's now getting fucked by nearly everyone, I'm leading the offensive line, but her RNG is >rigged harder than Dragonfag at the 4cc.

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>>27294024
What can I say other than...I know?


It was bound to happen anyways.

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>>27294022
Why? WHY?

the sixth is a Medigun.
>>27294022
You WERE a valued asset to the team, Glimmer. But I'm going to have to say this, goodbye. I'll miss you.

>>27294054
Ironic isn't it?

The one person I valued most of all isn't saving me.

>>27294043
No, no. Okay, I fucking know you hate Manhorse for being "OP", but you are wasting good weapons, for what? Revenge? Is it just spite?

>>27294054
Alright, alright! I think this son of a bitch has had enough, we beat, and by we I mean you all, have beat her near to death, let's put down the torches and continue on with the story.

>>27294068
There's nothing I can do. If I save you, we'll both be slaughtered or we'll have to kill everyone else.

Nothing but the RNG gods can save me now.

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>>27294096
Don't know if I can help, but I'll try.

https://youtu.be/_ZAgAHRrF6k

>>27294132
Thank you comrade...

>>27294164
>>27294150

Answer my question, you communist scum.

>>27294178
I plead the 5th.

https://youtu.be/t8EMx7Y16Vo

>>27294197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YEJkQ9jVE8

You know what... It's better to die with a comrade than spend then spend the rest of your years alone.
>>27293769
Shoot a puff of the healing gun in Glim's face. JOIN THE WAR.

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>>27294231
>>27294223
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

>>27294231
....I hate this team.

>>27294271
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, get the fuck over it.

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>>27294271

>>27294197
Wherever you are, seriously, whether you're in some shack in St. Paul or living in Detroit, whatever grown person is sitting behind that screen thinking he's cool for being an EBIN COMMUNIST!!!1! and pleading his rights, I want you to know that you're a legitimate fucking idiot who apart from being an edgy retard is no valuable asset whatsoever. You probably like to be an 'lol dank memester' like this in real life when you hang out with your friends too, huh? Well, quick little news flash; you're not funny. You're not being respected. You made yourself look stupid and now you're experiencing your moral choices. Please leave the game and come back when you're not being an edgy underage teenager.

>>27294231
You do realize losing makes you lose your entire inventory too, right? Taking your new weapon only needs a turn or two, and killing your party will take even less after that.

I don't have any fitting russian music... but I do have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPeHqdZZOw

>>27293769
I look down the other hallway

>>27294298
tl;dr

>>27294223
>>27294231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a62xM8owMQs

>>27294277
Oh, I'm sorry, I am just pissed that we are trying to kill each other AGAIN.
>>27294306
He called you a bitch, because you are.

>>27294321
Lawsmen must be having a field day right now.

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>>27294298
Holy shit, calm down.

>>27294306
To paraphrase: stop trying to be a meme.

>>27294321
Do you need anything on these three's inventories? We can split it even if so.

>>27294341
He's probably trying to abuse his d20 with all these stat checks and dodges.

>>27294376
I'll take the Medigun

>>27294376
Give me the TMR once we are done with them. At least some "EBIN GUD" guy won't be using it.

>>27294376
>These three's
You don't mean me? Do you?

>>27294408
He is talking about the commie, Krono, and the crack head.

>>27294408
You with the Sensible oldfags, or the Ebin Newfags?

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>>27294376
>>27294382
>>27294405
This is literally the basis for Civil War.

>>27294422
Oh yeah, him as well.....
right.

Is there anything we can do to cause this little war to end? I don't want blood to be shed for no reason.

>>27294445
If those fail quads mean anything,is that this was destined to happen.

>>27294382
Deal, I'll take the Mouse and the physical limbs of them, and you guys can have any defensive items since I hit the cap a while back (another reason why fighting is bad for them but nonetheless), I'll even upgrade them for you.

>>27294408
It's Morky Maus, Krono, and Glimmerfag vs. Jack Frost, Manhorse, and Fruitanon. You can join us if you want.

>>27294445
Well, the 4444 quads were the only way to stop it. Too bad you were one off.
Nah, just kidding-- I'm tired of everyone's shit. Daily, Scootaloo, now this guy, it's all going to have to be divided between the real players and the shitposters.

>>27294423
I'm gonna stick with the sane sidelines thank you.

>>27294466
I got a way to stop this fight pretty quickly. I just need Lawsmen to post.

>>27294483
Yea, let's just press on, let's stop this giant jerk circle and move on.

Can we take this arguing to the unofficial thread?

>>27293779
>Morky looks down the hallway straight ahead, and finds an injured Jack Frost behind a Sproutling, which is guarding two wooden doors to the left and to the right.

>>27293800
>Fruitanon re-equipped the Cat's Tail, and attacked Glimmerfag with it! A huge hunk of skin and fur was ripped off HER body! {CRITICAL!}
Glimmerfag is now bleeding.

>>27293804
>The 2nd Manhorse tries one more time to attack Glimmerfag with the Iron Spike... And drills it into HER brain, blowing past the skull. {CRITICAL!}

>>27293835
>Suddenly, it's as time slowed down in the switch room. Glimmerfag got up, brushed the frost off her bleeding leg, and cast Revolutionary Chain on Fruitanon... But all of HER attacks missed.

>>27293839
>Suitcase attacked the slowed-down Chilly Eagle with "The Hammer," destroying the foul fowl.

>>27293944
yes

>>27293964
>Jack Frost suddenly attacked the Sproutling with brute force! He landed one out of two attacks.

>>27294022
*destroyed 2 and severely damaged the 2nd

>>27294231
>Krono tried to save Glimmerfag with the BAR 6, but it was too late.

>>27294303
>Morky looks to his left, and finds more darkness to the left.

Suitcase destroyed the Chilly Eagle and gained 47 EXP.
The Sprouting is sizing up the situation!
It's almost scary still and silent in the switch room. The Chilly Eagle is still falling...

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>>27294510
Well GG

Goodbye everyone.

>>27294510
You know what, fuck this. Teleport to the fucking fight, and cast ZA WARUDO on everyone. Yes, I said it, everyone. I'm not dealing with this.

>>27294510
I slowly walk over to Jack, moving slowly so I don't alert the Sproutling

>>27294510
Try and catch the eagle before it hits the ground.

>>27294510
Fuck this shit. Use EVERY LAST FUCKING DROP of this medigun to heal everyone to full health. I like this dungeon. I like everyone here. But fuck this shit. I'm going to the sidelines.

>>27294510
Attack Krono.

If I still am alive for a few minutes I would like to say...

>Totally...worth.... it....

>>27294510
Sweet, she's one off from dead. Let's check her inventory after spiking her one last time in the throat.

>>27294537
But I didn't attack anyone.

>>27294561
Why? I'm fucking healing you.

>>27294576
You will have remorse at the end...when this is all over.

>>27294577
Sorry, I can't just say "Cast ZA WARUDO on this side" or "Cast Za Warudo on that side!" I'm going to deal with this shit myself, okay?

>>27294546
Change of plans. I back away and head to the statue that's in front of the crate. I slowly approach it.

Ya know, I kinda feel that Gim was slightly helping us. She was keeping us from becoming so op that the game becomes boring. But that doesn't matter now. Nothing does.

>>27294593
Well I could show remorse, or I could hit the attack cap with your shit.

>>27294617
It may be too late to say this now,but this is what my intentions were.

>>27294629
Screw you Manhorse.