606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) storytimed here!
>>27263202
Previous thread
>>27280314
>filly
Nyx
not a filly
>filly
I want to poke all the ponies
Especially this one
Filly is in heat.
>>27285080
>>27285088
BUILD WALL
>hotdog
>>27285021
https://derpibooru.org/0
>>27285119
memes
>>27285081
>>27285081
Nyx used to be first in thread before filly nation attacked.
>>27285074
Sapphire Shores is a pretty pone.
>>27285136
does she?
https://derpibooru.org/461736
>>27285108
>hotdog
down a hallway
POST WONDERFUL FRIEMDSHIPS
>>27285178
Okay.
>>27285162
I'd want that hotdog in my hallway, honestly
>>27285178
The wonderful friendship between Sunsetand her pet tentacle beast.
>>27285200
Wouldn't you want your hot dog in HER hallway?
>>27285149
She also has a really pointy snootle
>>27285208
>>27285208
oh
that's a pretty good idea
>>27285200
I want togo ass-2-ass on a double-fist-dildo with her.
Guys
What if
Nyx is a filly?!!?!
Why is she so upset?
>>27285210
What's the fun in that?
>>27285216
What ifthe pet tentacle beast turns out to be Pinkie
>>27285235
Oh if you don't know, I'm not telling you.
>>27285178
>>27285222
>>27285178
Twilight's asshole + my face.
>>27285239
what
bit cancerous here
>>27285239
Not every eldritch horror is actually Pinkie in disguise, Anon.
>>27285223
you invited me all the way out here for this?
>>27285266
no u
Oh man, just had the first big thunderstorm of the year. I missed this so much.
>>27285265
You heard me.
>>27285269
No, but most of them are. And it only takes most of them.
>>27285279
>first big thunderstorm
>in May
Where the fuck do you live?
misunderstood genius or talentless hack?
>>27285296
Minnesota.
>>27285296
>>27285338
It also hit 90 degrees today.
>>27285263
>a cuck waifu comic
D E L E T E
T H I S
>>27285350
>90 degrees
Gosh, you poor thing. I can't imagine something worse than 90 degree weather.
Bigger nerd, Shining Armor or Sunburst?
>>27285364
florida here
pls give ne a job
>>27285372
>shining armor
>nerd
https://youtu.be/wm3gd-Wf_XE
Worse character, Shining Armor or Sunburst?
>>27285375
Fuck you, I need that job.
Did you know that if you gently bite pony's neck, even incredibly gently, the pony will freeze up completely? Try it sometime.
It's time.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10146670
>>27285451
gonna go with stallion
I like cute mares and I like being a guy
>>27285451
Where's the "Equestria Girl" option?
PACK UP YOUR PONIES IN YOUR OLD KIT BAG AND SMILE, SMILE, SMILE
>>27285451
What HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!
>>27285451
>>27285477
>>27285404
too fuckin bad, cunt
*shoves you*
>>27285451
can i be an alicorn filly?
>>27285506
No seriously.
I want to be the equestria grill.
slam dunkin' big deeldohs into my vajanarammer all day long.
If ponies were real they wouldtake your jobs, you know.
>>27285533
do you have a license for that vagiber
>>27285536
This is why we need to build a wall, and make the ponies pay for it.
>>27285554
pay for what
>>27285566
The anti-pony wall, of course.
>>27285522
It would be extremely painful.
>>27285536
I'd be fine with ponies taking my jobs
They seem too nice to actually fire me, I could probably just stop coming to work and still get paid while a cute pony does everything
>>27285536
i already lost my job to outsourcing and have no hope of getting another one in my field
>>27285522
Being a filly must be great.
>>27285536
I highly doubt they'd take my job.
>>27285536
joke's on you, only a unicorn could take my job.
I love princess pink pone.
>>27285613
What field?
>>27285536
The only reason I have my job currently, at least as far as I'm convinced, is because of my availability. If someone more qualified than me appeared, with the free time to boot, I'd be out on my ass in seconds.
>>27285656
Woah no way
I like that one too!
>>27285656
But Twilight is mostly purple
What kind of intervew questions would you propose for new hires at MLPG Inc.?
>>27285661
A wheat field.
>>27285726
what is your top 5 fetishes.
what is your favorite style of shitposting.
>>27285536
I don't even have a jobyet
Post cute OCs.
>>27285853
what's a cute oc
>>27285853
>friday night
>thread is kill
completly alpha
>>27285987
Everyone went to see that one movie about the Canadian Admiral and the Tin Guy
>>27285853
That's Clown Piece not a fucking OC
>>27286023
What did she mean by this?
EQUESTRIYA WEER GROW RARGER
Sometimes a filly is not the answer.
>>27285999
I remember I was browsing MLPG right before deciding to go see Aluminum Lad 3
>>27285364
It was too hot.
>>27285999
Did they watch the movie about the S-emblazoned flying man facing the brooding rich flying man a few weeks ago?
>>27285364
Try 110-degree weather with 100% humidity.
>>27286218
I sometimes wonder why I moved to Florida.
Then I remembered it was for a job.
>>27286171
You should have stayed home
>>27286206
I hope not
That one was fucking shit
Look at those Shores!
>>27286330
It was complete kino you clueless pleb
>>27286458
/tv/ pls don't pollute MLPG with your memery
When did this happen?
It's so adorable baka
>>27285987
s4e3
http://silvermapwolf.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Twilight-Sparkle-with-book-435179958
>ded
purple
>>27286675
Working.
>>27286715
purple a cute
>>27285178
POST MORE CELESTIA CENTAUR
>>27286718
chrysmoon is best ship
>Just beat Fates
>Now unsure what to play
I'd look at my backlog but eh.
What is everyone else up to on this Friday Night?
>>27286841
PlayingWarframe
Cadence is best MILF
>>27286841
Drinking Cinnamon Spice Kahlua because grocery store sale. It's alright but I'm buzzed so it works.
I plan to fall asleep watching some stupid shit on Youtube, wake up and masturbate to horse dicks then fall asleep again. Hopefully catch tomorrow's episode.
>>27286870
>Stormy Flare
>Cupcake
>Cookie Crumble
>Pinkie's Mom
>Twilight's mom
Yeah nah
t. Pony
>>27286870
I want to fuck Cadence's voice
>>27286938
Like just throatfuck her voice box and feel her voice vibrate on your dick?
Yeah, I could get into that.
>>27286945
What's Shining Armor doing underneath Princess Celestia?
>>27286924
Yes, I'd have tea with a pony.
>>27286984
Uh...
being breast fed.
I can smell Canada burning from my house. It's almost choking.
>tfw both excited and anxious about the episode tomorrow
I just don't want them to make Spitfire act like a bitch again. Is that too much to ask?
>>27287009
its nice that part of canada is burning and it isn't my backyard this time
Its probably only a matter of time though
>>27287008
oh please
>>27287035
Contain your shit Canada, it's getting out of control.
Are you ready for your medication?
>>27287035
A FUCKING LEAF
Which country horse would youcuddle?
>>27287035
I like that Canada pone
there should be more art of her that isn't just porn
>>27287118
What?
>>27287153
is just the posting of shit
>>27287177
What.
>>27287118
>the shitposter is canadian
/pol/ was right...
>>27287187
I thought Australians were the shitposters supreme, though?
>>27287202
Canadians got just as bad for some reason.
At least Australians tend to be hilarious in their shitposting.
>>27287202
They're banter game is top notch. Sometimes people can't handle it. But yes, they are the shitpost Kings.
Canadians on the other hand are unfunny shitposters
>>27287153
>>27287183
Only retards would give that answer.
>>27287221
>>27287218
>australians
>funny
haha epic
what's the newest meme on /s4s/ my friends
have you checked r/4chan today?
>>27287241
Canada please.
>>27287241
stay mad canada
>>27287250
>>27287251
>implying I live in America lite
>>27287187
>>27287202
>>27287218
>>27287221
>>27287241
>>27287251
>Canada
>Australia
>Being this retarded to think you're being triggered - because of your ignorance-based retardation - by someone from those countries
Stay as retarded as Trump, subhumans.
http://igg-games.com/pulsar-lost-colony-free-download-2.html
>>27287285
>merely pretending
>>27287285
Dude what
I can't even understand what you're trying to say.
>>27287294
>>27287298
Something something as retarded as Trump something something
>Trump Making America 'Great' Again
I'd agree with you.But then, we'd both be wrongAnd suggesting that America needed to be made great 'Again' is admitting that it never was in the first place. That proves how retarded Trump really is
>>27287291
vas is dis
>>27287336
Trying too hard m8
>>27287336
He's just cribbing from Reagan's speeches, Anon.
Reagan's slogan was also "make America great again."
>>27287344
filly lyra do the thing!
This thread just got really surreal
I just wanted to post a cute horse
>>27287357
Shouldn't that pony be on fire?
Please don't bully the ponies for their nationalities.
>>27287362
kek
she should be drawn in that 'this is fine' comic with everything on fire
>>27287298
>>27287346
>Feigning ignorance
>'Tryhard'
You're just proving him right, you know
>>27287383
What
>>27287399
What
>>27287406
What
>>27287381
It also needs an alternate ending
>America pony comes in with a bucket of water
>"I'll save you Canada!"
>"No, stop!"
>"Why?"
>"If you kill the fire, it wins!"
>>27287399
>>27287406
>>27287416
dude what
I want to kiss this pony
>>27287425
Anon, that's my pony.
Would you still love a pony even if she was a undead?
Filly asks you why would you even support AMD anymore
>>27287425
I want to kiss THIS pony
>>27287291
Looks interesting, is it fun
Filly wants to be a warrior of the light.
In honor of horse tomorrow, I am going to post a horse
>>27287439
how decayed is her vagina?
>>27287473
Yep, that's a horse.
In Soviet Canterlot, pony smooch rapes you
>>27287495
We should post more horse
Fuck horses. Post zebras instead.
>>27287501
>>27287530
Nope, we tiny magical horses now
>>27287482
If a pony is in that sweet state of half-decay you can make a vagina with your finger — anywhere on her body.
>>27287471
If Filly wants to join me on my quest she is more than welcome to
>>27287012
Of course!
>>27287530
>Fuck horses
...a concept so dead?
Posting a zebra I'd fuck instead:
>>27287572
Purest love is OC x Canon, preferably Mane 6.
Fight me.
>>27287582
>png of an artefacted jpg
why dear god
>>27287572
>lesbians
>pure
>gays
>pure
they operate on lust
lust is not pure
>>27287588
better late than never, am i right?
Underrated ponies.
>>27287592
Not everything has to be lust, Anon.
>>27287598
i love a good normal colored pony, fuck those pink and purple rainbow shits.
>>27287588
>2016
>Being bothered by irrelevant things
The only one I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Now eat your Zecora and like it/And I'd 'eat' Zecora, if you get my meaning
>Celestia made her a princess.
>just "princess"
>never mentioned anything about being "the princess of friendship."
>>27287660
>MMC is complete bullshit and the writers have been trying to unfuck that mistake for three seasons now
BREAKING NEWS
>>27287660
>the princess of fiendship
>>27287660
this is me right now making friends
one is totally fine, but everyone else is just ugh id rather shitpost on 4chan 2bh
>>27287608
But theirs' is.
>>27287660
Well, Twilight did claim the title herself
>>27287683
>now they have to unfuck The Crystalling
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/L8KN8K3.gif&v=1mFgTKcRZNU&s=2
>>27287755
How did they fuck up The Crystaling?
>that weird haze of being waken up before entering REM
I can't even think straight. I hate it.
>>27287799
I still remember attempting lucid dreaming and getting sleep paralysis, then hearing the screaming and whispering of the damned.
Good times.
>>27287791
Literally no reason this little nigga couldn't have just been a unicorn.
>>27287660
Why does Twilight have to follow Celestia's orders now anyway? They're technically equals.
>>27287791
What if they redid the crystalingand flurry heart was a crystal pon from the start?
>>27287874
Oh. Her. I completely forgot she existed.
Will we get another redemption episode this season? Which pony would you like to see redeemed?
>>27287874
I don't follow
>>27287913
>Which pony would you like to see redeemed?
Filly.
>>27287875
It's funny how Celestia+Luna had NO idea what was inside the crystal box.
I wonder what they though about the thing levitating over to Ponyville and sprouting into a giant fucking crystal castle.
>>27287930
Celestia was probably glad she didn't have to sit in that smelly nerd infested tree whenever she visited and spend the next week pulling splinters out of her horse butt.
There's a thin line between cuddling a pony and rutting her.
>>27287956
I want to cross that line
>>27287956
It's a fishing line.
>>27287922
Pony called you a "Big fat mess", and then she told everypony how much money you spent on your failed campaign
>>27287956
It's a pretty THICK line in MY case!
>>27287956
Why not cuddlefuck?
>night threads
fuck i dont want to get up early
>>27288116
Then don't.
Pro strategy:
Sleep in
Have a good breakfast
Catch an HD upload
>WHY
>AM
>I
>SO
>BAAAAAAAALD?
>>27288116
I understand your feel
>>27288129
More like
belongs in the trash!
Breed the pony
>>27288167
>Episode airs at 11:30 Eastern
I can stay up, sleep in, and enjoy it all.
I can't remember my 'sleep there's an episode tomorrow' image is so have this other sleepypon instead.
Draw me a horse, MLPG.
http://weavesilk.com/
>>27288266
>>27288193
I want to.
>>27288266
I have pepes if you want
Your unicorn filly brought home her pegasus coltfriend.
>>27288351
Soon I will have my own pegasus charriot.
>>27288351
kill the colt
right in front of filly
>>27288351
I want to breed my waifu
>>27288383
I want to breed your waifu.
>>27288392
fuck off
Even though Dash is one of my least favorite ponies I still am excited for horse.Because I love the wonderbolts
>>27288380
>/co/ doesn't even talk about MMO anymoreSimon has been killing it in the indie comix scene though
Honk honk!
>>27288446
300 bit finne
>>27288380
>>27288450
Oh no! Filly has no money! Is there some other way she can pay?
>>27288397
She's mine now, anon.
>>27288459
I have a gun
Always remember to hug your filly pillow before going to sleep.
>>27288457
Is this the part where I unzip my pants?
>that fanfic where Trixie bullies Twilight and Rarity into spitroasting her
>>27288468
>no ring
>>27288463
I have several.
>>27288424
All the Rainbow episodes of last season were near the beginning, so it's been a little while and I'm excited to see her have some focus again.
>>27288490
I will kill you if you approach my waifu, faggot
>>27288493
Shh anon, shh. I come silently in the night, taking your waifu in her bed and leaving you with bastard children.
>Rainbow Trash episode
>right after a Shitlight episode
Fucking kill me
>>27288506
Stop projecting your fantasies on me, faggot
>>27288513
kill yourself you pussy shitlight ep was dank
I have not watched a single episode past season 3, have a missed anything worth watching?
>>27288519
Fug you nobby shitlight is garbage and bald and shouldn't exist
>>27288529
you're a fucking meme kiddo
>>27288529
IM RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE EVERYTHING YOU SAY GOES BACK FUCK YOU
>>27288526
Yes now do it and fuck off
you get to spend a night with this cutie, but FIRST you have to give the mary sue a kiss on the lips... blechhh...
do you do it?
Finally got to see last week's episodeSo how does she do her hair?
>>27288587
Magic *snort*
>>27287997
ow the edge
>>27288610
Cute zebras.
>>27288738
When do you think we'll see Zecora again?
>>27288753
I'll definitely see her in my dreams, but imagine that doesn't count.
>>27288758
Still can't rule her out!
ARE YOU READY FOR BLUEPONISODE
>"your dick is so big it probably hurts girls when you fuck them LOL"
>>27288790
Not really.
Remember to write a convincing note explaining their prolonged absence in the ponies' hoofwriting before showing them your basement.
>>27288790
I probably won't be able to watch it until late tonight.
>>27288790
I'm always looking forward to any new episode!
>>27288790
>Rainbow Dash
>Soarin'
>Fleetfoot
2blue
>>27288846
MORE BLUE
>>27288846
FLEETFOOT!?
Fuck...
Just things with butts in general.
>>27288864
>>27288887
Birdhorses are so sexually aggressive.
>>27288887
I like this ship
But it cannot be
Marble has claimed her prize
>>27288887
It strikes me that she would be unable to correctly pronounce his name since it was established she lisps.
>"Big Macintoth"
>>27288902
But can she defend her prize?
>6'5.
>Magic horses are tiny.
>Tfw no gf.
forgot to post this earlier
>>27288937
Why not just toss up the uncensored too while you're at it on imgur or something and a link to it?
Nice though knobs.
>>27288937
You treat her well, that you do.
So did the fillies ask about me or-
>>27288946
I would treat green eyes well.
>>27288946
>>27288943
http://i.imgur.com/6O0h3Ha.png
I forgot
>>27288954
She's really into it! Thanks either way, stuff happens. You're probably thinking of a dozen things at once.
>>27288968
what
>>27285536
Ponies couldn't possibly type on a keyboard, so I'm good.
>>27288954
Very well. I should think of an AJ request in advance next time. I usually just go with the thread flow.
>>27288969
You answered my question with your response
>>27288790
I just want this fella to actually make a notable, non-background appearance.
The outlooks for today's episode are, from what I gathered, relatively bad.
>>27289000
The thing is that we literally have nothing of the next episode except a scene that's just 1 minute of slapstick comedy.
The synopsis might raise a few doubts but honestly no one can really make any opinion about the episode unless they are offended by Dash being used for slapstick.
hey yo
I'm just going to touch the stallion
like, a bunch
that's cool, right?
>>27289007
Slapstick automatically makes an episode 0/10. No exceptions.
>>27289011
I feel like you've never watched a cartoon before
>>27289012
It only happens in bad cartoons.
>>27288937
Hey nobby could you draw Spitfire getting annoyed by all the blue pones crowding up her WB team? Feeling like the odd pone out.
You could like, do lines only and colour them indicatively.
>>27289031
so, like, you've never watched any cartoons? At all?
>>27289031
>It only happens in bad cartoons.
>>27289067
>she caught you lookin
This place is deader than my naps.
>>27289031
#bringbackS5starlight
>>27289081
Not going to happen. At least you got imagination.
>>27289081
>>27289075
I'm busy getting stuff done before I waste the rest of the day on pone.
>>27289087
I do nothing anyways. So no sense complaining. I just hate being lonely.
>tomorrow is mother's day
>>27289104
it's not though
but
>tfw your mom isn't a giant horse who is also the sun
>>27289107
In Germany it is.
>>27289107
No, but you could always make her a mother. The sun horse I mean.
>>27289104
>still haven't made Applejack a mom
Feels bad, man.
>>27289113
I can't just impregnate a horse
Especially whenI'm not real
>>27289112
well Germany isn't the USA
so who cares
>>27289127
>Tex is back from the ded
Good things happen sometimes
>>27289137
Wait, he is?
>>27289140
Well, I haven't seen him in MLPG, but he has drawn something new.
http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/post/143824212599
>>27289132
You can't? Well more for me then. Maybe kids will make me forget my anger, my kids at least.
>>27289143
awww
>>27289143
Wow, that's adorable. Though I'd be lying if I didn't admit my waifu will probably be claimed once more. Still, I hope he's doing alright.
>>27289143
>>27289145
That guy likes apple hips doesn't he?
>>27289147
Shit, meant to say admit that I'm sad.
>>27289166
It isn't analog enough.
>>27289178
How would fix the aesthetics?
>>27289185
Make it 20% more analog.
>>27289185
needs more masturbation.
>>27289222
>you will never back butt-first into a giant horsecock
>>27289227
I don't think that's how it works Anon.
>>27289217
when will she return
>>27289185
Actually separate the RGB channels
>>27289238
how else are you supposed to get cock-vored?
>>27289253
A metal cannon doesn't count as a penis or phallic device Anon.
>>27289256
But they blow their load all over the face of things.
So, Anon…
…what happens when Dash crashes into Pinkie's gigantic cloud of cotton candy?
>>27289256
tell that to macro dronepone
>>27289263
She gets a nickname.
>>27289263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thd7ZqjclZE
>>27285251
Sauce?
>>27289311
The sun.
>>27289331
If that's the sunset I get, I'll take it gladly.
>>27289378
sure you wouldn't rather have asunrise?
>>27289382
I'll take that too. Something to help cope with myself, and my loneliness is all I desire.
>>27289404
GOOD VIEW
>>27288954
>that nipple pinch
Twilight will never be this possessive about you, Anon.
>>27289423
THEY HAVE AGED
>>27289423
You know it's kinda weird how much their mouth size changes from a simple smile to one of those full on grins or when they talk sometimes.
>>27289423
was it rape?
>>27289435
Yes. Did you like it?
>>27289439
>>27289445
I wonder is Hideo likes it?
>>27289452
I wonder if your kids would be blue people too
when im boopin
>>27288532
he who controls the memes
controls the universe
>>27289459
>>27289428
What
>>27289466
CHEESE
I'm going to Marker's concert
BRUCE! TODAY'S EPISODE! IT'S A SHIT!
>>27289452
WHAT IS IT LOOOONAAAH?
>>27289467
WHAT
>>27289475
I'm not sure anymore. They both look older than they did before, like aged cheddar. I don't know.
>>27289469
I'm going to her cuntcert
>>27289484
I've noticed Twilight is now ever so slightly taller than the rest of the mane 6 and other ponies. Her legs look a little longer.
>>27289495
Anon she's been like that for the last 2 seasons.
>>27289495
Her butt got bigger too. What's your point?
>>27289510
Since she's bigger, her cock will get bigger too. This is worth thinking about, anon.
>>27289495
Yeah she towers over Starlight
Earth pony powers, part of being an alicorn
>Twilight's grown
>so has her throbbing marepussy
unf
>>27289518
I don't think that's how girls work...
>>27289499
I hiatused since the end of season 3, nigga. I've not long got back into the show. I'm sorry. Pls still luff me.
>>27289527
So has her turgid princess dick.
>>27288483
you can't just SAY shit like that and not provide sauce
>>27289527
unf
Would Equestrians ever conduct any kind of wargames?
The guards seem rather plentiful so one would assume they have to have some way of trying it out before enlisting.
>>27289546
The Crystal Empire seemed to be pretty up for that kind of shit.
They have Jousing for a sport.
>>27289530
>Her princess dick is way larger than her old unicorn dick.
>She now suffers from erectile dysfunction.
>>27289546
I'm curious what kind of military spells the unicorns have at their disposal.
Is it really just shooting lasers at each other? Or do they have explosive spells, crushing spells, transformation spells....etc
I'm assuming a flock of superspeed pegasus would be difficult to deal with. They'd probably use rainstorms sort of as war-engines. Raining down lightning on their enemies and clouding the sun so they could fight in the dark and their enemies couldn't detect them.
Earth ponies would be pretty powerful as well. Imagine a whole legion of Mauds chucking rock-nukes. And of course Earth ponies have access to potion magic, which is very strong and can enhance their fighting abilities greatly. Likely making them immune to magic, making them stronger, making them faster....etc.
The alicorns are the top-tier fighters though. And super high level unicorns like Starlight are overpowered as hell
>>27289566
well we know they have slings at least
>>27289566
>losing war
>send your omega level time-travelling unicorn to the past to kill all military leaders as colts/fillies
>unicorns still OP as fuck
>>27289546
>>27289566
there were also these in the equestria games
seems like they have weaponized magical items in some capacity
>>27289566
>Is it really just shooting lasers at each other?
*cough*lazy and shitty animators*cough*
Only the princesses.co + Starlight ever shot the lasers so I thik we can assume that normal ponies don't really have anything for defense.
Just look at the Canterlot invasion. Most couldn't do anything besides physical brawl, only Twilight had something but it was still relatively uneffective.
Unicorns are not fighters, that's solely pegasus' shtick and most of it is simply physical.
>>27289579
>seems like they have weaponized magical items in some capacity
Those were only sport bows and nothing else.
Their fixed nature would only give them some weight in a defensive scenario but they can only be shot straight which really hinders any sort of war-making capability.
>>27289566
The problem with thinking like this is that ponies like Maud and RBD are exceptional and not the norm.
In order to weaponize the weather, you need a LOT of pegasi, working together which is a serious logistical and organizational problem in wartime. If you can pull it off, you're basically already winning.
>>27289530
"turgid" will always sound like a mushroom to me
>>27289586
Are there even any examples of organized pony violence that isn't defensive in nature?
>>27289588
Wouldn't it be usable at the beginning before everything goes to shit?
It might not be sustainable, but sending a tornado in an an enemy army at the very beginning of the war seems incredible powerful and would give you a huge advantage while also clearly destroying the morale of the enemy.
>>27289586
>Those were only sport bows and nothing else
so ponies invented bows STRICTLY for the olympics?
>they can only be shot straight
what?
an arrow is fired in an arc that same episode
I don't know where you're getting all these certainties from
>>27289593
twas a good movie
>>27289598
I think what he meant with straight is that you can only shoot them into one direction. There is no joint on the bow that would allow you to shoot into another direction.
>>27289598
>an arrow is fired in an arc that same episode
In an extreme scenario, anon.
That bow was never supposed to be used like that and it bent because of cartoon physics (it is solid crystal), something that is not usable by the inhabitants of said cartoon world except for 4th wall breakers 'ala Ponkie.
>>27289603
that's a lot of logical leaps
>>27289598
Man, horse archery must be super easy. The only thing they could really influence was the draw strength, everything else was static.
>>27289586
All unicorns need to do is use their inherent psychokinetic powers to fire bows.
Unicorns: ranged units, infiltrators, special forces
Pegasuses: air units, shock troops, scouts
Earth Ponies: infantry, cavalry
All three castes would combine skills for mechanised units, and for indirect warfare such as propaganda, and also support roles as in logistics, intelligence, tactics and strategy, supply, base construction and maintenance, etc, and no caste would exceed another in military leadership roles which are achieved purely through merit.
>>27289594
Maybe (probably not), but ponies already aren't predisposed to a shoot first and ask questions later style. You can expect them to have a generally nonviolent response until and likely even after SHTF.
I say probably not because we have an entire village's worth of pegasi that can hardly generate a tornado that's dangerous to more than just a balloon when given a week of prep time and good weather.
>>27289616
>cavalry
>horses riding horses
>>27289616
>mechanized units
this a highly silly
>>27289627
Put lance on a horse
Put another horse on that horse
Put a lance on the second horse
No one dares to speak of the most powerful weapon in the Equestrian arsenal.
The dreadedprincess cavalry stack
The worst part? They doubled the amount of personal capable of deploying that dreaded thing
>>27289627
>not having a fit strong earth pony let ride a unicorn who would use psychokinesis to swing a sword or fire a bow at enemy combatants
You lack the imagination to be a good general
>>27289616
That would imply actually partaking in warfare, anon.
The only ones who ever did any warfare are the pegasi.
Don't underestimate the warfare nowadays is a result of millenia of killing each other.
Ponies have nothing of the sort.
Sumerian military looked like a bunch of guys with shields and spears after ~2000 years of constant warfare...
The S5 finale even supports this, having their army be nothing more than a bunch of ponies in armor duking it out physically while pegasi do some light cavalry work.
>>27289603
>>27289601
>>27289613
???
>Today is National Scrapbooking Day
BOSTON CLANGER!
I didn't know a McDonald's advertisement about shakes could get me aroused.
>>27289639
>using a sword when you have magic
Just let it form a magical naval ram and go full ahead into the enemy
>>27289636
>Put lance on a horse
>Put another horse on that horse
>Put a lance on the second horse
Do they form a megazord, too?
>>27289650
They're describing the majority of their customers, both mind and body.
>>27289639
Fuck that. Get an earth pony to pull a wagon with 2 to 3 unicorns riding in the back. One unicorn can be on defensive and the others can be on offensive.
>>27289643
I blame the wind
>>27289644
Why does she have a picture of Big Mac's butt?
>>27289644
>That photo of Big Macs ass
>>27289644
>granny died on the trip
>>27289651
>>27289658
Now you're thinking like a general
>>27289652
Yes.
See you take a unicorn and he floats 5 earth ponies each with a different weapon and sing them around while he stays in the middle.
Of course this takes a long time to train and you need fearless earth pony volunteers.
There are rumors of trying to replace the earth ponies with unicorns who could surround themselves with more weapons.
There's also a contingency plan to use Pegasuses since they are lighter and easier to control and would not strain the unicorn pilot as much.
>>27289657
Right. But "painfully thick" makes me think of big floppy horse weiners that look like fifth legs when unerect and battering rams when at full mast.
>>27289663
Someone was in heat when they took it
>>27289670
Or, what if they just rainbow'd them.
>>27289644
What would Pinkie's scrapbook page about you look like?
>>27289685
EmptyBecause I'm not real
>>27289685
Me sitting at my computer
>>27289688
>tfw you remember Anon isn't real
>>27289688
>diapers in fog
No matter what happens to Dash this episode, remember that it all could have been worse.
Much worse.
>>27289720
What are the odds of Rainbow x Soarin shipping this episode
Rainbow Dash is my very best friend.
>>27289736
50/50
>>27289720
This is the dude who wrote the episode:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2225823/
Did Hasbro run out of money to hire new writers or something?
>>27289736
They are shipping her with the white maned mare that sounds like she smokes a pack a minute.
>>27289746
>Dash is a lesbian
Fuck off Whitley
>>27289745
It could have been worse!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1285303/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
Haber is a bro though.
>>27289750
Hey fuck off, she has been more open towards mares then Stallions even in casual talk.
I've got a question about events in the showfor a fanfic I'm working on.
When King Sombra and the Crystal Empire returned at the start of Season 3,
did Sombra breaking out of the ice cause the Empire to reappear,
did the Empire's reappearance free Sombra,
did something else cause both events,
or was it just a coincidence that they happened at the same time?
>>27289763
It all happened due to global warming.
WPSHH the Apple
I never realized this, but Tara has big tits.
>>27289763
I think Sombra's release was what made the Empire appear since he is the one that cursed it.
It would make sense for his release to end the curse kinda.
I really hope I can nail this interview.
>>27289763
Discord did it
>>27289775
>tata strong
>>27289784
Good luck
Remember your practice!
>>27289784
Dont touch the japanese interviewer and you'll be fine
>>27289784
>It says here that you were arrested 3 times for booping in public. Care to explain?
>>27289775
>I never realized this
How? All the pictures on her Twitter are essentially just her presenting her boobs.
I am ready
ready for horse
Pony wanders into the everfree forest and almost immediately walks directly into a giant, sticky web spun between a pair of trees.
The giant spider slowly crawls down, wraps up the pony, and [spoilers]cuddles it gently[/spoiler].
>>27289886
You'll never be ready for horse.
>>27289886
Are you really sure about that?
>>27289820
Dark skinned girls with white hair is grossly under-represented in real life. It's hot in my animes. Can no one just pull it off for real? I'm a sucker for contrast. Black hair and fair skin is also top tier.I knew a beauty who fit the latter category who "ruined" herself by tanning out of control. You can barely make out her freckles now. I wanted to cry.
>>27289889
>>27289897
I am always ready for horse
>>27289899
I am certain
>>27289899
NEVER
EVER
What was the point of the whole rainbow transformation thing when they used it only once and totally dropped it? I mean the whole season built up to it with the box and it was totally pointless beyond beating Tirek.
At least the elements cropped up now and again later and were often referenced offhand.In a sense I'm glad though because they were ugly as shit.
I predict much blu fast pon this episode.
>>27289911
>tfw she will never ever return
WHERE'S THE WONDERBOLTS
>>27289914
>when they used it only once and totally dropped it?
Happened twice, Luna dreamed about it in her Tantabus episode
>>27289659
Damn those pegasi, allways cheating
>>27289915
>I predict much blu fast porn this episode.
>>27289914
The point was Hasbro forced them to
>It's a Rainbow Dash fucks up everything episode
>>27289932
I want to give drunk ponies baths. That would be fun.
yeah!
YEAH!
FUCKING WONDERBOLTS!
YEAH! I FUCKING LOVE THE WONDERBOLTS!
WONDERBOLTS! FUCK YEAH FUCK FUCKING WONDERBOLTS YEAH!!!
>>27289931
So, average Rainbow Dash episode.
>>27289931
Not everything! Just most of it.
reply if you're waiting for the sticky to show up
I loveepisode day!
youtube.com/watch?v=imyBoEfN7as
>>27289984
Horse day is best day
>tfw 30 degrees
Celestia please have mercy
>>27290027
does this look like the face of mercy?actually don't answer that
>>27289984
Damn. That was smooth as fuck.
Easily better than Sunshine and Celery Stalks.
>>27290035
I will ignore the spoiler and say that yes, it does look like the face of mercy.
But it's still not getting any cooler
>>27290040
Aww man, you had to say that? I have a huge soft spot for PinkiePieSwear, their MLP work was so good, I can't remember how many times I've listened to those songs.
>>27290065Fucking Jack Black ruined a good picture of AJ in my mind.
PinkiePieSwear is great and produced a lot of memorable things, but that wikiwikipony thing was smooth as fuck. Does PinkiePieSwear still make shit?
New horse soon
How do we fix Rainbow Dash?
>>27290079
>you'll never leave your hand as an imprint on that flank
>>27290079
Soon
>>27290088
Yes! Hit her again!
>>27290079
>two hours and 11 minutes
Not soon enough.
>>27290110
I'm going to intentional leave the house and not come back for 3 hours then.
Smell you fags later.
>>27290073
>Does PinkiePieSwear still make shit?
I don't know.
>>27290112
>missing pone intentionally
worse than hitler
>>27290073
PPS hasn't made anything at all for the last three years I guess. Oodorato I wanted to say is still active but then again his last upload is from last August so I'm not so sure about that either.
what's today's horse about
>>27290124
Worst horse
>>27290124
Worst pony.
>>27290124
The Wonderbolts!
You think they still had their dinner at another evening?
>>27289784
>it was an overnight position
dainbow rash
Reminder:
http://stram.party/?s=mlpg
http://stram.party/?s=mlpg-hd
I won't be here for the episode so if one of the streams doesn't work just use the other.Also the domain stram.party expires next month and I can't renew it because the registrar jewed me out of it, I noticed stram.in is for sale again for €6, should I get that or just use a free one like stram.cf?
>>27290161
>jewed you out of it
What were you paying and what do they want now?
>>27290161
>Also the domain stram.party expires next month and I can't renew it because the registrar jewed me out of it
oh no...
>>27290167
I didn't pay anything for it, it was free for 1 year as part of a promotion since .party was a new TLD. I went to the registrar to renew it yesterday but apparently they're a shady company and decided to wipe my account from existence while I was doing it.
>>27289931
So basically just like "Sonic Rainboom", which was the best RD episode of all time
>>27290183
What if stram.boop?
Does that exist?
>>27290119
When the series comes to an end, I wonder just how many old contributors will come back to pay a tribute in their own way.
>>27290183
Aw, that sucks.
Well, at least the "STRAM WHERE?" guys will have a good excuse next week.
When you told Pony that you weren't making breakfast and that she could have cereal, she said "No deal; We don't make deals like this." and then walked away from the table
>No Second Prances preview had everyone hype as shit
>Newbie Dash preview was barely spoken about and had most people incredulous, apatethic or scornful
PROOF THAT RBD IS WURST PONY
>>27290214
Build a wall around her.
>>27290190
.boop doesn't exist, no.
There's stram.horse but it costs €30 and I already spend enough on this shit.
It's either stram.in (paid), stram.ga (free) or stram.cf (also free).
If anyone has any other suggestions (that cost €10 or less) I'm open to them.
>>27290227
>30 yuros
I'd front some of the cost if anyone else is up for joining me
If it ran out at the end of the month (when I get paid) I'd just pay for all of it, fampai.
>>27290227
>>27290237
Is it 30 euros a month or 30 euros to buy the domain?
>>27290227
stram.rara
stram.general
stram.pone
stram.ashit
stram.sun
stram.moon
>>27290260
stram.ponk
stram.pink
stram.penk
stram.pank
stram.panka
stram.smile
>>27290124
Best horse
>>27290244
€30 a year
>>27290237
It expires on the 9th of june.
If you really want to buy it yourself I can wait, if not I can just go ahead and get stram.in right now and be done with it
>>27290260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains
>>27290260
That's not how domains work, Anon!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains
>>27290260
.pone is best pone!Just saying..
>>27290269
But she's only second best, anon.
>>27290275
Nope
>>27290272
>>27290273
Oh. Shit.
I'd happily pay for some of .horse now m8 or all of it at the end of the month.
>>27290272
Well shit, I'll contribute to get stram.horse
Worst case scenario we can keep it for a year and no one wants to renew it, right?
90% of Dash's episodes have aleays been really entertaining, with only that Mysterious Mare episode really sticking out as a bad one due to how everyone was written.
I'm excited to see how today's episode pans out.
>>27290273
dident there used to only be like a dozen of these that werent country related
Episode in an hour, right?
>>27290301
They've expanded a few times. That's why there's such specific ones now. Like .horse
>>27290298
thats the dash episode that sticks out to you as bad
mysterious mare do well was bad but it was nowhere near daring dont levels of bad
>>27290298
that is a nice, simple and cute pone depiction
I like thing
>>27290298
Anon, all of Dash's S2 episodes were shit, not just MMDW.
If I ever have to watch the pet episode again I may just gouge my eyes out.
>>27290319
>Disliking the pet episode
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>27290319
>shitting on May The Best Pet Win
NIGGER, I WILL CUT YOU
>>27290319
>Find a Pet
>bad
>>27290307
And a half.
>>27290336
Thanks, Anon. I keep forgetting.
>>27290294
>>27290286
I don't have paypal or any of that stuff but if someone else wants to buy the domain they can just change the nameservers to mine and I'll set it up.
>>27290313
Daring Don't was pretty okay actually.
>>27290349
I liked that one too.
>>27290273
>no porn.audio
>>27290328
I'm so sorry anon, I just don't like episodes which turn the main character into an even bigger mean-spirited cunt than usual and ride on the same unfunny joke for half its run time.
>>27290348
I see it on godaddy for $39.99 which is about 35 euro.
Out of curiosity, where did you see it for 30 euro?
>>27290319
>May the Best Pet Win
>Hurricane Fluttershy
>Read it and Fucking Weep
This nigga ain't right, I'm teelin' ya.
>>27290369
dynadot
godaddy is one of the more expensive registrars so I avoid them
>>27290315
Life becomes much more enjoyable when you stop disliking things just for the sake of it.
This show is a lot of fun and there,s nothing wrong in realizing that.
what do you do to get ready for new pony
>>27290382
I don't dislike things for the sake of disliking them and I like plenty of things that keep me happy, like cute pones
cute pones are great
I think I managed to find another reference to MLP in a manga.
Pic related, characters from Boku no Hero Academia (My Hero Academy) and the name of the minor character I squared in red is Poni Tsunotori, with the her name containing the kanji for "Fetch" and "Horn". Likewise, her superpowers, that currently is just named but havent been demonstrated yet, is Horn Cannon. Her favorite thing is apparently apples.
Pretty obvious clues, not helped that the author, Horikoshi Kouhei is a westaboo, and that facial designs
>>27290362
>implying any of that applies to Find a Pet
Stop being stupid, anon.
>new writer
>for something as important as Dash becoming a Wonderbolt
Anyone else more nervous for this episode than usual?
HOW LONG TILL HORSE
>>27290412
ONE HOUR 14 MINUTES
Alright, it's ours now, ponybros.
>>27290407
>tfw you have no hope left for upcoming episodes at all
>your expectations cannot possibly get any lower than usual
Feels good
I feel like I've forgotten how to pony
>>27290425
So do I just "Park Domain" it to stram.in?
>>27290425
Awesome!
>>27290260
too bad you can't get .here yet
>>27290425
Nice
>>27290425
>>27290437
Set the nameservers to eric.ns.cloudflare.com and lucy.ns.cloudflare.com
>>27290449
Alright Anon, you're all set. Make it work.
Reminder that shat and piss before the episode
>>27290429
Same. I still enjoy the show however.
I just go into everything expecting the worst, then I get pleasantly surprised.
In the case its bad there's no disappointment too.
>>27290449
>>27290457
Assuming I did it right.
I see now it says changes could take a while to propagate. So easily could not be up in time for stram.
Also since you seem familiar with dynadot, what does the "Grace (hours)" on the list of domain names mean? Is that a time until I can back out of wanting to keep it or something?
Is this how ponies work?
>>27290497
KEEP ON HORSING IN THE FREE WORLD
>>27290497
I'd hire them.
>>27290497
Yes, this is how the pink one works.
>>27290494
From what I understand, a domain's grace time is how long you have to renew the domain regularly if you let it expire.
Cloudflare still tells me the domain isn't registered so I guess I do need to wait a while.
>>27290269
GOOD POST
TODAY'S A DAY A LOT OF DAYS COMING ANON!
>>27290556
TIME FOR BLUEFAST
New episode New bread
>>27290577
Well, I'm waiting, slowpokes.
>>27290494
I still can't add it, can you try changing the nameservers back to the default ones to see if it works?
>>27290590
What a stylish horswatch
>>27289562
>"dysfunction"
>in the sense that it never goes down
>>27290494
>>27290604
Never mind, it works now!
http://stram.horse/
>>27290634
Accessories only slow you down, but sometimes they make you cool so it's okay.
>>27290571
Why is this horse such a slut?
>>27290699
all the horses are sluts
New Wonderbolt soon!
>>27290675
Shit, I just removed them and added them back too.
The settings are back to the way they were. I'm leaving them as is so that they go back. I can't see it yet so maybe it's just on my end.
>>27290712
flush your dns cache
>>27290681
Dash's outfits are always so cool
What a cool hors
I can't wait for the Wonderbolts to look shit again in the new episode
>>27290753
I have a hard time seeing how they'll be assholes this episode unless they tease Dash.
Even then there's a good chance that's just hazing for new recruits, and they go into stuff that happened when they were new.
>>27290497
None of them seems to be working
>>27290786
That belly needs a hard, firm rub down.
>>27290383
Buy lube, tape fingertips, open GIMP, clear schedule.
>>27290785
>unless they tease Dash
isn't that that the plot of the episode?
horrible nicknames are meaningless unless they are actually used
Will there be a song today?
>>27290816
Do you think Dash has ever sucked Soarin's dick for fun? haha
>>27290817
New Rainbow Dash song today wew!
>>27290817
Will Flurry Heart save the day?
>>27290816
It could be the general public gets to know Dash by an awful name, and the other Wonderbolts just pick up on it.
Despite the fact she's helped save the world multiple times but whatever.
>>27290817
I hope so!
>>27290834
Haha!
>>27290823
>>27290823
>>27290823
17 AND A HALF MINUTES TO IGNITION
>>27290705
>applejack anon is not here
>>27290817
Fleetfoot will sing a song about the joys of sausages.
>>27290856
That's kind of sad.
>>27290862
I shall watch it twice as hard to make up for it
>>27290817
I HOPE SO ANON!
>>27290862
>>27290905
turns out he's alive: >>27290938
>>27290945
I HOPE IT'S A WONDERBOLT SONG
>>27290856
>>27290862
>>27290905I was playing Overwatch and lost track of time
GUYS
WHAT IF THIS DASH EPISODE ISN'T ACTUALLY OBJECTIVE SHIT?
>>27291001game is fun
I love Princess Fleetfoot