Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27243315
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First for new Chitty!

GAS THE PONES!

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First for pic related...

No joy. Only endings.

Well.... I guess >>27268912 ties into >>27268920

Fuck. Fuck. And Applejack can feel just how wrong this is going too...

>>27268920
Ha ha!

It's funny because Canterlot is literally partying right now.

>>27268932
That is the newest lesson of /pa/!

>Happiness is suffering deferred

>>27268873
Pic is still missing Braeburned!Spikes gigantic dragon penis ramming AJ's asshole in a much needed fit of anal apocaplyse

We should start making posters for the end of arcs. The mental image of cold-eyed Sunset holding a weakly smiling Hitaia aloft as they both stumble away from the cracking but u broken Canterlot that is celebrating will stay with me for a while.

Also, can someone explains what is wrong with Shimmer? The line about all that came back to Thirteen over their psychic link was so very wrong creeped me the fuck out

>>27268920
You know, you say that, but I am legit happy he didn't have AJ just swoop in and fix everything.

>>27268989
It's less about what AJ did and more about how horribly wrong everything about that arc ending felt. That was beyond fucked up, and it will get worse. 13's rekindled fears, Sunset's alteration of Chitania, Chitania's almost-death, ponies essentially celebrating how they bullied a dragon...

GAH. It pissed me off and makes me fearful of where this will go.

>>27268989
I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, and I admit this is shameful, it was actually going to originally end with AJ swooping in with a new perspective on Chitty and essentially telling everyone they're being idiots.

But then when the other guy wanted to have her in the fight, which like I said back then I was totally okay with, I started to rework it, and I thought that the buildup to her understanding Chitty, while it would have explained any new knowledge of her and maybe a way to hurt her like nobody else has to stop her rampage, would've been a waste of potential.

After they decided that was an anticlimax and she stayed in the lab, I planned to go back to her just being the hero, but the reason this didn't go up yesterday is I ended up thinking 'This is a complete waste of character development' just to have it resolved like that, and one particular suggestion to have AJ come in and be the one looking for the truth really resonated with me. So, I decided to have her be the only sane mare who now is going to be looking for answers... even though Cantelot is felling like a million bucks, and winners.

This frees her up from having to focus on Sunset, since she's gone anyway and Chitty already proved they can't find her, so she can go clear her head if need be without making it look like she's abandoning her duties again or just putting everything on hold and running away, it also frees her up to go visit other places and finally have a legit reason to worldtrek so we can worldbuild a bit, and finally it gives her a reason why she's the one who needs to confront Chitty eventually, and not just because "She's the main character so obviously it's going to be HER".

This one changed so much as the feedback came, you have no idea.

>>27269006
Simple

AJ understands Rarity is the only one who knows almost EXACTLY waht went down

being element of honesty, pries the shit outta her and gets the whole story.

Realises the truth

says: "Fuck this"

Chain whips the Canterlot ponies into understanding the TRUTH of what happened

>>27269026
I felt personally involved. I felt connected to the characters.i was moved and I couldn't wait to read the next paragraph. This has been as good as some of my best novel reads, pal. And I can't wait to see how this develops.

You did a great job, and I want to thank you for working on that an with us.

Ponies are the dirt worst and will never improve.

They should all go play Single Player Russian Roulette.

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Pinkie Predictions

>55 runs out of gas
>18 senses a disturbance in the paperwork
>Luna kicks a pony when their down
>I find out that laughter isn’t the best medicine
>Screwloose puts her sexy hooves to work
>Treehugger makes a shocking discovery
>Twilight invents a sonic hoof
>the CMC finally make it back to the castle.
>hypocrisy fanservice

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So, since I will be busy drawing up a new and improved Chitania from my finalized notes and since the AU option didn't happen, I guess I can post this and not feel AS bad for doing it, guilty sadistic joy and all that.

>I'll be with you... Even if you can't see me.

>>27269078
OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING COMING BUT I STILL CAN'T

I CAN'T

>>27269068
Those ponies were misguided and misonformed. To us, it may seem like a jerk move. But think from their perspective. It looked like Chitania tried to kill them all put of pure spite.

Also, those Lings used to kill people for sport and food. They are still miles worse than the Canterlot nobles.

>>27269078
I am masturbating furiously

>>27269091
No.

Russian Roulette.

Now.

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>>27269078
I can't handle anymore feels today schmoe

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>>27269078
Ow. Oooooooow. You bastard. You fucking bastard, it hurts. It hurts so bad because if it weren't for Sunset, this would have been a reality. And it may still be!

>>27269078
I fucking knew it was gonna be this one! Bambie didn't fit, Lion King didn't fit quite as well, the only one that fit perfectly was fucking Land Before Time! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

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>>27269078
You knew what this was going to do...

Hello darkness my old friend...

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>>27269078
I don't feel so good now...

>>27269078
Ouch...

>>27269091
Yup. Pretty much. You can't scrub away an untold amount of years of such savagery in so short a time, if ever. This new generation of 'Lings might get a pass (Two, 56, 13) but yeesh to the rest of them.

>>27269078
This is the saddest

Into the wiki it goes

I have ever done.

Juuust need to re-read the end a bit to remember she's okay... she's okayyy...

We'll get through this, /pa/ls

Together.

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>>27269210
Oh you think that's bad, I was thinking of doing a follow up story with the whole shadow thing. It would have been heart breaking too.

>>27269210
I'm not sure whether what Sunset will do to her body after the extensive damages that far surpass any she has received before can cut towards her being OK.

Remember, she used to fight monsters who tore entire towns to shreds and had entire hilltops dropped onto her, and yet the internal thoughts revealed this was the worst she'd ever been wounded.

Thst is some serious damage that won't ever go back to being like before.

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>>27269224
Why? Why would you do that to us?

>>27269236
She's a changeling, so long as she gets love in time and in a big enough dose, she'll be fine unless her scar heals badly, and even if that happens they just have to properly remove the maligned tissue and she's back to 100 percent.

She'll be back to normal so long as she gets some love.

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>>27269249
I would have wanted you to feel my pain, she's as much my baby as she is to the guy that created her, I gave her a face! To take her away from me would have been a crime against me, him, and song bro...

But that didn't happen! And I get to make her BETTER! Both by making her whole again, but also by making her so much more! So celebrations are in order! WOOO!

Welp. With Sweet Note ad the only sane mare rotting in a jail cell thanks to Captain Bronze Failure and Thirteen being cut off, the worst possible combination of Changeling and Pony are completely unfettered from going off the deep end. Con-fucking-gratulations, Canterlot. I hope you'll choke on your cheers when she destroys your afterlife and resting place for your immortal souls you gigantic bag of dicks.

>>27269278
Sweet note is in jail though. Sunset is her only source and we all know something is WRONG with her. Your point just brings more dread into the Equation.

>>27269301
>making her so much more!

Oh, I didn't know you browsed /paj/, Dr. Frankenstein! Such an honour to have you!

I'm gonna need some major cliff-notes from what just happened at the end of last thread concerning this arc....

>>27269316
But Sunset now has a vested interest in keeping her alive, and she was willing to knock out ponies and drain them before all this anyway, back when she was trying to prove she could be a good pony even.

Sunset is the best pony for the job right now, because she still has changeling magic in her and knows how to make stones to store certain feelings, if she can work with Chitty enough she could drain an entire town and move on before anyone even knows she was there, and Chitty would not only be back to normal, but way more charged than ever before.

>>27269316
>we all know something is WRONG with her

It's bugging me like hell. Something really weird is happening to Sunset and I can't fathom what exactly.

>>27269304
>Jail Cell

Said Failure explicitly sent the mouthy little bitch to a HOSPITAL to be treated by a doctor.

>>27269342
So, in short

muh AJ/Sunset ship is forever sunk for all eternity

>>27269342
>Chitania and Shimmer teaching one-another the best and most terrible of techniques
Mother of Faust...

>>27269343
Consumed by a desire for vengeance. Specifically for Discord. She also traded her good childhood memories for a beating heart....so that's a thing
>>27269348
Well she's going there next. Criminals don't just stay in the hospital, they get stable enough to be moved and then jailed

>>27269342
You seems to forget that the magic in Sunset, while 'free' as it is, still happens to belong to the most vile changeling Queen in existence currently. It's free from her control, but her taint is still in there and we can visibly see it causing some fuck shit in Sunset.

>>27269377
>but her taint is still in there and we can visibly see it causing some fuck shit in Sunset.

Wait, do we?

I just kinda assumed that Sunset was getting pretty dark because bad shit keeps happening to her. Right now, even she's thinking that the Royals are trying to kill either Chity or herself.

>>27269363
Stull it's not like Pommel went 'Nyes, nyesss, jail the hooker' like that guy made it out to be.

Fuck that, Pommel is not evil.

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>>27269360
I feel your pain. I really really do :(

>>27269363
And she's gonna stay in there too, cause she's not going to say shit when AJ comes with the Equestrian Friend-quisition.

>>27269387
Lets see, darkness created by recent bad memories and lack of good childhood memories, plus tainted changeling magic of the most vile changeling Queen, add a dash of Discordian Chaos Magic and we honestly have a ticking time bomb of HOLY FUCK!

>>27269388
No, but he's in a pretty bad position. He's liable for the actions of his subordinates. Even if the 'ELITE BIGOTS' of Canterlot don't care, do you really think AJ isn't going to grill him on why Chitty's known food source and companion is currently unconscious in the hospital?

>>27269388
No one in this series is evil, which is why we can find something to sympathize with even the stupidest of our offenders. They just plant their hooves firmly on the side of 'asshole' territory. They all do it or have done it or will do it eventually.

And I see a lot of talk of dread, about how Sunset is 'fucked up' or getting 'dark', but none about how to fix either of those situations. Or I may have missed those discussed solutions, I did skip quite a bit.

So if someone can recount those solutions, I'd appreciate it. Because I know this comedy-themed thread is not actually enjoying writing these messed up situations that lead to more messed up situations and then psuedo-whining about it afterwards like it's a surprise.

>>27269425
>do you really think AJ isn't going to grill him on why Chitty's known food source and companion is currently unconscious in the hospital?

Well yeah, but then he just goes
>She suckerpunched me with a pepper spray bomb, she fights really dirty and wouldn't talk when I had her pinned, and HOLY SHIT SHE IS STRONG. No, fuck you, that bitch lifted me OVER HER HEAD and went full wrestler on my ass! You wanna know why Daw over reacted? She just saw me get powerbombed face first into the concrete! Was it excessive, yes, and she regrets it, but all the same she literally attacked an officer of the law and then turned me into her own personal juggleball. Also, loose superqueen now doesn't have her main food source, and we have information, so... could've been worse?

>>27269387
Check out >>27268253

>~Will she... be okay?~
>Had she seen the mare's smile, she would have been unnerved.
>~She'll be back... and stronger.~
>The changeling did not answer back, barely anything escaped over their mind's link.
>What did, felt... wrong.

13 can sense far more than any Queen using her mental powers. And even she can't glance into Sunset's mind easily. And what she sees fells off to her.

That's more than just a mare feeling nefarious. That's something really bad at work.

>>27269445
>Because I know this comedy-themed thread is not actually enjoying writing these messed up situations that lead to more messed up situations
Are you shitting me? I've been here since Thread one, Day one, Hour one. I'm enjoying all these messed up situations, cause it adds verity, you can only laugh at the same cast doing the same kind of material for so long before it begins to get stale.

That's why we've been doing it. We enjoy the comedy more because there is something to keep it refreshing, like a breath of fresh clean air after a shitstorm.

>>27269445
Just trying to figure out WHAT it is. The pal who wrote it had something in mind no doubt. So I won't jump the with conclusions to something I am not even fully clued in on.

This isn't whining. This is discussing something we care about. But thanks for that passive-aggressiveness. Totally needed that.

>>27269455
That's not how he's actually going to go about it and you know it, unless you actually write it, and then it would just be bad writing.

>>27269460
>That's more than just a mare feeling nefarious. That's something real-

Sunset can be Ms Nefarious. All the knowledge she's going to get and has already. It's perfect... Mwhahahahahahaha!

>>27269493
>Sunset can be Ms Nefarious
...Well, we wanted an evil villain, and boy do we have one brewing. I guess becoming evil really is a product of your environment and circumstances, we might have fucked her over a bit more than we should have and now we're gonna see what that spawns.

I feel like the Thread Ghost are behind everything leading to now and the comment in this post >>27269460

>>27269377
Actually? Re-reading it, that's not true.

The Changeling magic causing her heart to beat right now so that the Useless Changeling Power can make it contract and stuff? That's Chitty's, she didn't use Sunset's residual changeling magic, she had to remove that to prevent it from effecting her while she reduced the chaos magic.

Right now, Sunset's Changeling Magic? Is the exact same one as the one she's carrying, and their thinking might be a bit... similar?

>>27269493
>Ms. Nefarious

"Ah finally came ta help y'all Sunset! We can fix this!

>Fix this?! Aaaah hahahaha! Oh, Applejack... Let me put it in a way even a dumb mud pony like will understand.

>I'm not the damsel in distress.
>I'm not your friend or the frightened student of a princess.
>I'm not a little pegadus who needs your help to fly.
>Nope...
>I'm the bad guy~

>>27269455
>Ya'll got beat up by a hooker?
"SUPER HOOKER thank you!"
>...
"Don't tell the guys."

>>27269526

Sunset Shimmer, a powerful and promising magical prodigy looking for her a friend, one that she has feelings for cause of her otherworldly counterpart being the only one left that had tried for her. She is made a student and then promptly ignored and when she tries to get the attention of said Friend/Teacher. It back fires in a way that leaves her a walking corpse. Her Teacher promises, along with others to help and once again ignored. Desperate she turns to her Teacher's most despised enemy/rival for help. Said enemy/rival does as promised and Sunset gets what she desired at a cost. Now filled with an ever growing darkness, both hers and of foul magics, will help her former-Teacher's Enemy/Rival to achieve her goals. In the name of revenge on those that have tainted her, and on the one that betrayed her, when all she wanted was the friend she lost in one world to be that friend in another...

I swear it seems like we planned this but we didn't, I actually am beginning to think this was thread ghost guided too!

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia'
~~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

"Go for it. I don't even care anymore. I'm so dead inside I breath embalming fluid."

>Ah' wish, then ya'd stop chokin' down all mah' cakes. But seriously, is it legal for Pinkie to own that Party Cannon?

"If it isn't, are you going to take it away from her?"

>...

"..."

>...Ya'll win this round.

>>27269615
I fucking hate this.

>>27269697
Why?

>>27269696
Pinkie Pie is pretty much a walking Circus and they can own and transport a canon over state/country lines.

>>27269711
It has meme written all over it

>>27269627
And if >>27269566 is true, she finally finds where she can be the most helpful, and do the most for someone. To prove she could be someone who was worth investing in, just like she said to AJ.

And it's to that friend's enemy.

>>27269733
~SCREEEEEEE~
>Quickly, toss me that, they're almost here!"
"30 Bits up front and you can't be rough with it!"
>What!?
"You need to pay to use this grappling hooker."
>...
"..."
>...Was death really worth making that joke?
"Very much soooOOOOGH GAWD MY INSIDES ARE OUTSIDE!"
~SCREEEEEEE~

>>27269627
Damn, we're deeper than we should be sometimes...

>>27269445
>And I see a lot of talk of dread, about how Sunset is 'fucked up' or getting 'dark', but none about how to fix either of those situations.

That's easy, we just have to construct a storyline wherein AJ regains Sunset's trust and proves she can still be her friend while also helping her understand her limits and that sometimes ponies just make mistakes in a realistic and believable fashion.

Pffft, look at you, making it sound like it's hard.

>>27269858
I'm not sure can count not bringing someone back to life as an everyone makes mistakes kinda problem, especially when promised and nothing came of it. Not even a shit attempt.

>>27269883
But she did make a shit attempt. She threw Twilight at it and gave Sunset an apple tree.

>>27269894
That was less than shit, that was her literally throwing the problem at someone else and giving someone something to keep them occupied. That's less than shit.

>Chitania literally saved AB's life by complete and total accident
>Nobody even knows she did it.

Oh, the irony...

>>27269903
Even with AJ as my waifu, that just seems like a straightforward shit attempt, like Twilight-letting-loose-Chitania tier. The only way it could've been worse is if she'd done it out of spite or malice, instead of just ignorance.

>>27269786
Yep.

>>27269333
LAST THREAD RECAP, HANGING BY A THREAD EDITION!
>Acty either wants a filly or a rocket launcher, JJ isn't sure...
>Sunset, while running towards the battle and seeing Chitania attacked, is saved from a tiny rock from none other than 29! He's happy when he realizes that she is back to life, having not known this or any of the circumstances about it. Sunset, a little annoyed at him but willing to talk when he reveals he kept writing to her, but since she wasn't home she never wrote back, reveals what happened to revive her, and to her surprise he actually gives Chitania the benefit of the doubt.
>She has to leave, but gives him one warning not to hang around the princesses too much, and if things go wrong 'he'll be the last'.
>Celestia confronts Diamond Tiara about the bomb she used, the Castle Crusher. When the filly refuses to reveal how it works or what's it made of, she gets suspicious, only to have DT call her out by pointing out that she was more than willing to share everything with her when she was on the A-team and risking her life for them, and Celestia never spoke up when AJ kicked her out. DT gives one last bitter word that Celestia blew her chance before she flies off, and Celestia admits it's not the first time.
>Mane-Iac sets Spitfire's hair on fire... don't ask.
>Pennydrop and Gwen get a call from a surprising ally, DT's mother! Spoiled Rich goes on to talk about toylines and such things, making it obvious all she cares about is marketing DT's new fame. She herself is in Trottingham, with Silver Spoon. Said filly is wishing for suicide.
>Chitania, pushed to her limit, starts to wonder if there's a way out of this, and the ground seems very tempting...
>PJ attempts to go after Chitania again with explosives despite Haymaker's protests. Blueblood also protests, only his version involves shooting her line just as she starts flying, and her ending up face first on the ground.
1/5andstayingalive!

>>27269991
>Watchdog and Siegfried, heading towards Canterlot in the baloon, finally notice the airships and try to turn around to no avail.
>Celestia starts to get excited because it looks like it's working, and every civilian in her path has been cleared. But when Lightning Dust points out she's headed for the edge, a chilling thought occurs to her...
>Sunset notices everything is happening too fast, and tries to get to the battle quicker. But along the way, she's stopped by Pommel, who is looking for some answers as to what Chitty is 'planning', as he is still going off the idea that she started the battle and used some strange magic to blow up the restaurant. He reaches out to the side of her that grew up in Canterlot to help bring her down.
>Sunset mocks and rebukes him, and when he finally has had enough, he threatens to arrest her. She rises to the challenge, but it proves pointless.
>out of nowhere, he is hit in the face by a detonated pepper spray canister, and Sweet Note charges him and distracts him long enough for Sunset to make an escape. After he pins her down, he switches gears to ask Sweet Note for information, promising her protection, money, and a lighter sentence after all the assault she did in the bar brawl. He pleads with her to help him and that he's on her side, but all he gets in response is her biting her ear, and that's not all.
>After a speech where she details the rules of the street to never trust guards, she also reveals something that hasn't been seen since her first day with Chity. That is, that she's actually really strong. She takes him by surprise, powerbombing him and keeping him from fighting back, all while admitting she doesn't care if she gets locked up this time, since she has someone worth protecting.
2/5Thiscouldhavebeenbigger

>>27270000
>She suddenly jerks forwards, and it's revealed that Daw hit her with a magical burst of her sword. The attack was too severe, and now Sweet Note has a bad wound on her head and is unconscious. Daw is apologetic, having truly not meant to do that, and Pommel sends her off to go get some help.
>Shining is not going to therapy, until his wife pulls out the wife card. He's doomed.
>A changeling is offered a 'position' by Photo Finish, he takes her up on it.
>12 keeps SL distracted with ice cream. He sort of regrets it.
>Roseluck starts a band, it does not go well.
>Zecora imagines going giant and fighting Chitania
>Chitania decides to end this as soon as she's sure everyone she cares about is clear, and Applejack finally emerges from the lab!
>She also thinks about going back inside with Pinkie, but doesn't.
>Spike finally notices Charity has been going off all this time, and he and 77 leave.
>Two annoys Spitfire in the quiet chair.
>BUT FOR THE MAIN EVENT!
>Everyone thinks they have Chitty on the run when she reaches the corner of the city, and are planning to unleash everything when she's clear of the city and they can nuke her.
>To their surprise, she abruptly stops, and starts fighting back, effectively defeating the guard and Wonderbolts in one attack, and even managing to get the better of DT and Celestia, the latter when she takes a blow that would have blown up in the former's face.
>When Gwen and PD charge her, threatening to finish her off, she pulls off one last trick. Her size magic.
>Only, she doesn't shrink like before, but thanks to her training from long ago goes even further beyond what she ever had previously, and is tall enough to literally catch and hold the Mecha Moth like a toy before tossing it into the mountain. Though she is not out of the fight, the airship is badly damaged.
>Then, to everyone's horror, she flies up, and then places her hooves down on the side of Canterlot.
>And begins to press.
3/5thankyoufortalking

>>27270007
>Everyone panics as Canterlot is nearly ripped clear off the side of the mountain and tries their best to stop her, including DT and Celestia pulling off a combo attack that just barely fails.
>In despair, they realize they can't do anything, and Chitania thinks she's won, while lamenting that she actually liked Canterlot, but still decides to bring it down, and all looks lost.
>Only to have herself run out of power at the last moment.
>All the battle had proven too much for her, and the strain of her new size too great, she can no longer stay in her more massive form, and when she shrinks down to Titan size, she's out of juice.
>Then the counterattack starts.
>Canterlot joins together and utterly batters her, with everyone from the Wonderbolts to the Guard to even the normal unicorns laying down severely damaging fire on her.
>Eventually, after a finishing blow by Celestia she can't even handle her regular Titan form, and shrinks down to normal size. Everyone prepares to fire, only to have one last attack land. That attack is a speeding train, the CMC's speeding train specifically, that does the last blow.
>She's barely standing now, but still tries to challenge them. Celestia gives her one last chance to surrender.
>Knowing that if she does, she'll simply be killed in prison after they make a mockery of her, Chitania connects with 13 mentally, and tells her she is going to go down fighting, doing this to prove to 13 that so long as you keep fighting until the very end, they can't take what makes you strong.
>She finally, at last, tells her daughter 'I love you', and then she charges.
>And Chitana is gone... literally!
>Everyone is shocked when she just straight up vanishes, looking like she teleported away at the last second. Everyone is at first sad they didn't get to finish her off, but eventually, everyone begins to cheer! They won! They defeated Chitania and brought her down, finally getting back at her for what she did back at her first arc!
4/5

>>27270009
>Everyone celebrates, and things are going good!
>"WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON!?"
>Applejack arrives at the scene, and DT, Gwen and PD are more than happy to take some potshots at her absence. Only, Applejack has a few questions. Specifically, why Chitania went crazy.
>It turns out, nobody can actually answer that, everyone arrived well after the fight had begun, and the only accounts they heard were second hand saying she started a fight that got out of control.
>Though AJ brings up possibilities, they all get brushed off, and Canterlot as a whole begins to party!
>Only AJ is not getting into the swing of things, and as she looks out over Canterlot, Celestia asks what she's looking for.
>AJ replies "The truth"
>After everyone leaves, it's revealed that Chitty didn't teleport at all! Sunset Shimmer cast an illusion to hide their presence, which entailed staying perfectly still, until they were all gone, and after a mental confirmation with 13 that her mother is alive, Sunset takes Chitania and leaves the city.
>But she promises they'll be back, someday.
>Even unconcious... Chitania smiles.

Hooo, shit, been a while since I had to compress a story that big, it's a good pain!

As always, if I missed something in that MASSIVE wave of debates, you know what to do.

>>27269894
That apple tree is probably dead now...

>>27270037
No, you know what would be waaaaay worse? If its nice, healthy, and sparkly. Cause even then she wanted AJ's approval.

>>27270017
Oh my God thank y-

>>27270051
OH MY GOD I REALLY WANT THIS. But then I really don't, because that would make AJ feel like shit birthed from shit. BUT MAN THAT'S FUCKING EMOTIONAL RIGHT THERE. Maybe too emotional. BUT IT'D GIVE AJ THAT HOPE SHE NEEDS TO KEEP HER FAITH IN SUNSET. After she no doubt mopes for about two threads.

>>27269460
>The changeling did not answer back, barely anything escaped over their mind's link.
>>What did, felt... wrong.

Waiiiit a minute.

>The changeling did not answer back, barely anything escaped over their mind's link.

>What did, felt... wrong.

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

That's not SUNSET that's wrong, that's Sunset NOTICING what barely escaped felt wrong! The subject is still on the changeling not answering back!

OH SHIT

>>27270101
Probably not intended.

>>27269786
I am never going to be able to redeem his character, am I?

>Tree Hugger
"Guard'
~~~

>...LIKE! OH MY GOSH!

"GAH! WHAT!?"

>Duuude, you're not going to believe this!

"OH DEAR FAUST WHAT NOW!?"

>I don't want to mess with the flow of your vibes my fellow guard... but I think someone might have broken a window!

"..."

>It wasn't me, don't be giving off those vibes maann.

"..."

>...whoa, do you smell smoke?

"..."

>That isn't me either.

"...What is wrong with you?"

>Alright, fine... the second one is me.

>>27270202
Not a chance.

>>27270208
I fucking hate this.

So goddamn much.

>>27270202
What's there to redeem exactly? Like, I think I missed what made him into why everyone's teabagging him.

>>27269615
>So...have ya'll ever actual done anything?
"Well I mean there was that time in-"
>Anything anyone cared about Ah mean.
"..."
>Shoulda gone with the robots, yew suck.

>>27270242
He got beat up
By a hooker
He's a loser

>>27270247
>yew
I snorted.

>>27270202
Nope.

He had one fight where he wasn't on top and able to beat everyone and didn't look cool winning, so now just like Chitty after Spikezilla or Shiny after the fights at Partyland or against Maud, he's doomed to never be used again for anything serious because we might occasionally call back in funny to the fact that one time he got beat up by someone. Poor Pommel, he'll never be as cool as Celestia now...

Seriously though, come on. It's not like he was being a dick about it and he isn't even the one who injured her.

>>27270254
Also this hooker can presumably beat up 32 too.
And probably 77 while we're at it.
Basically? Get dunked on, Pommel Anon.

>>27270264
He's still gonna be the butt of many a hooker joke, like...

"Hey Cap? Can I ask you a question?"
>Yes Private?
"I heard you know all about getting handled roughly by mares of... ill repute, got any tips or recommendations?"
>... Latrine Cleaning Duty.
"We don't have latri-"
>Build one, I will be informing the Mess Hall to make chilli for lunch.
"WORTH IT!
>Five weeks Latrine Duty!
"STILL WORTH IT"

>>27270247
>Shoulda gone with the robots, yew suck.
"You mean those things that get destroyed literally every time someone starts a fight? Literally, every fucking time, you'd swear those things were made of cracker. Also, despite being made of fucking metal and having weapons, they never do anything of use."
>Ah' didn't say they suck less.

>>27270349
That was faaaaaaar funnier than it had any damn right to be, A+ for the surprise lol, man.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong... it's been so long I can't remember clearly. Wasn't it Rainbow Dash and Rarity that caused the incident on the train when Twilight tried talking to Chitty? If that's the case, they have learned literally nothing from past mistakes.

>Acty
"JJ"
~~~

>...So are we supposed to party? Is this good?

"These guys were shooting at me earlier..."

>I'm thinking we need to party.

"Is there a untsss thing? I need an untss thing to get into it."

>Not seeing it, but I know exactly what you're talking about?

"Right!?"

>Oh yeah, I love that beat.

"It's amazing! Especially when you do the UNH UNH thing with your lower back."

>The strain is there, yeah, but it's worth it to feel your head swirling later.

"Oh yeah, and the smells! MMM!"

>And you meet so many interesting new friends!

"RIGHT!?"

>Yep... these ponies don't know how to party.

"Pfft, posers."

>...what were the odds we'd both be into scream metal, specifically the ones that blow out the speakers?

"Pretty high, we both have taste."

>Ha ha! UP HIGH!

>>27270478
Nope, Spike that time, Rarity wasn't even there.

In fact, Rainbow Dash tackled him because she thought he straight up cold blooded murdered someone with his special bullet, and was as surprised as everyone else when she got back up and started fighting back with the train.

If anything RD is the only one who DID learn from that, as she was the one immediately trying to de-escalate the situation at the restaurant

>>27270505
Ah, well then good, I'm glad to see that Rainbow learned from that. Also fucking Spike, am I right?

>>27270488
>somewhere in the world, 32 is screaming "JUST FUCK ALREADY"

>>27270264
You're right, I'm just blowing this out of proportion. I'm a bit stressed right now because something happened a county over to screw up their water and now the population of said county is converging on my workplace for water I'm supposed to keep stocked.

Bit stressful. But I'll be over it by tomorrow.

>>27270564
Aye aye Captain Hooked in the face!

>>27270505
Funny enough, this was actually the first meeting between Chitania and Rarity, actually!

...Hopefully it'll be the last!

>>27270505
That's also when she learned rainbooms work.... er, used to.

>>27270774
Tricks like that only work once

>>27270598
Technically they met at the end of Cordyceps, but AJ was there to keep anyone from doing something stupid.

This is why she can't leave these fuckers alone for six minutes.

>>27271114
It was a week and every one knows it.

>>27270553
You forgot
>AND LET ME JOIN!

Boy, after the tense roller coaster last thread, I sure do hope we settle for
>>27269078
OH COME ON

>>27271351
Maybe a DBZ week.

>>27271714
Mwhahahahahahaha! Yeeeeeeeees feel the feels.

>>27271848
Pretty sure he means a sit staring at a internet videos week. Pinkie can survive on the sugar in her body and whatever sweets she call pull out of mallet space. AJ is immortal and can probably go hungry for a while before it becomes more than an annoyance. They were there forever in my mind.

>>27271938
>AH' SLEPT TOO LOOOOONNNNGGGG!

"...Wanna watch some videos?"

>OOONNNGG- yes.

>>27269360
That or we're about to see the most glorious hatesex ever.

Goodnight, thread.

>>27272501
Goodnight /pa/l, shame you're gonna miss seeing the new Chitty in a few minutes, but it will be something to wake up too just the same.

>>27272619
What!? B-b-but I'm not prepared for her yet!

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>>27272754
No one was going to be prepared for this, I've been working on this for months!

Here she is boys!

Better than she ever was before and better than she ever will be! ...Unless we get to the point were I get the privilege of upgrading her all over again... he he he.

Well, to point out a few things, no longer is she clad in her chitinous swim suit style under armor! (R.I.P.) It's full body now, arms and legs! I've fixed the chest armor to finally be anatomically correct, no longer will her fore legs be too stretched out at the shoulders from the torso because of my shitty armor designing skills from when we first began! Secondly, no longer are her limbs, stomach and lower back unarmored besides the hooves and dem flanks, it covers all now!

And last but not least, her improved helmet! No longer will those pesky cheek plates be in the way of my beloved side smiles and roars! They shift position from social interaction to BATTLE MODE! Woooooo! I'm feeling all kinds of good!

The armor is capable of helping her sustain her larger size for longer than before! For Mecha Chitty obviously Not only that but it's all chitin! No fancy mats used, just magically shaped for better fit and abilities, cause that's the only thing that actually grows with her.

Aaaaaaaaand speaking of enhanced abilities and chitin! Finally I get to reveal how she can breath fire without ever having to worry about frying herself ever again...

She's gotta pull a Homer Simpson fellas! By gathering liquid Chitin in her mouth, cause that's were it comes form, she can coat the walls of her throat with it and use it to take the burn! Leaving her mostly alright, but hacking up a bunch of black crud later! Wooooo!

Gonna get to work on Mecha Chitty and the "Secret On- Oh who cares about secrets anymore! Too hype! It's Chitania Vs Celestia! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hope this was the wake up surprise you were hoping for guys!

>>27272924
Well, I guess that's one way to make sure AJ gets into magic, am I right!? Ha ha... oh god they're doomed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

>>27272924
Damn!

>>27270598
And actually talked 1 to 1 yeah, but she was there >>27271114 and there was also the part were the Mane 6 taunted chitty and the counsel of friendship was still up when Chitty got arrested for using Sweet Note and because and AJ and co tried to figure out a way to jail her for for paying someone to keep her alive.

>>27273027
You have to admit that was kind of petty and shit. They seem to have this thing against people actually doing their best to be not dead. Like Sunset litterly trying to live and Chitty eating...

>>27270051
Write it you niggers

now

>>27273077
AJ actually killed it when her magic worked too well and it was almost as dead as sunset was at that point. SHe said that she wold get another and let her try again but that never came.

>>27273227
Wait what

>>27273227
When did this happen?

>>27273237
>>27273240
She asked AJ for help with it and she tried using magic to help it, it scared her how well it worked, and decided not to use that tree anymore. I don't remember exactly but it was before rarity outed cadence and not farmer ling as they were two separate occasions.

>>27273077
"it you niggers now"

>>27273299
Wow. Talk about thread ghosts and foreshadowing, holy shit

>>27272924
I am intimidated physically....

And another way that I can't really explain

>>27272924
Its.... glorious

>>27272924
Well, our hero ad fucked.

>>27272924
I got to admit, all your work really shows. The detail is amazing, she looks damn powerful, and she really did Shine with that power. I love how much thought you put into all of her workings and it really does show in the finished product, and I just fucking love the reference, you can really see exactly which Mechagodzilla she took influence from.

You knock this one out of the park man.

>>27272924
Holy Fuck that's amazing. This is what I wanted to wake up to today. Fucking. Yes.

Hey you remember that time we got angry at each other cos one guy wrote a story of one of the guards chewing out Twilight for pushing them into a murderbox and having them go through all that shit.

Then some guy rewrote it so that it was 42 chewing out the guards cos racism racism racism?

Those were fun times

And by fun I mean remembering those stories makes my blood boil.

>>27272924
SO, FUCKIN HYPE

>Lavan
"88"

"Well shit, guess auntie got sent packing, huh?"

>...

"Eh, she probably did something to deserve, y'know she killed two Queens once for annoying her, right? That happened."

>...

"...I mean, it sucks that things shook out this way, I mean if the Titan was on our side we wouldn't have to worry about half as much as we usually do, y'know?"

>...

"Look what do you want from me, I'm not exactly a geopolitical expert here!"

>Oh, my apologies, I was not listening.

"..."

>This incident has brought back memories, of a decidedly bad kind.

"Huh? Aw come on, Lavan, yeah you were an asshole way back Umpteen Billion years ago-"

>Multiple extinction attempts.

"...ok, understating it, but still. You aren't doing that shit anymore."

>That is what I say, but...

"But?"

>But doing nothing may be just as bad.

"...I kinda disagree but-"

Whoosh.

"Hey! Where ya going!"

>To assist.

"By doing what?"

>I do not know yet. Unpredictability, this pleases me!

>>27272924
AHHHHH FUCK YES I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

>It's Chitania Vs Celestia! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

WOOOOOOOO YEAH FUCK YEAH!

I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE

>>27272924
Now I get to do a hype

INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

You are forgiven for making me rewatch LBT.

>>27272924
>This is the future you chose

>By gathering liquid Chitin in her mouth, cause that's were it comes form, she can coat the walls of her throat with it and use it to take the burn! Leaving her mostly alright, but hacking up a bunch of black crud later!

So, we can actually have her go full on Godzilla

This is who's coming back pissed off and alive.

>>27273227
She didn't kill it or say she'd get her another, since that meant Sunset would fail, it just glows now and it's in her office.

Fun fact, AJ used this to give a reason to bring Sunset into the round table.

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24894930/#24927822

>>27272924
God that's cool.

>>27272924
>Mecha Chitty versus a Celestia bringing full power level

Muh dick.
Can we get Luna in on a tag team, for a Solar Eclipse finishing move. Moon and Sun combine as one for maximum anime points.

>Trixie
"???"
~~~~

The train making the informed decision not to travel up to Canterlot while it was currently on fire had made Trixie's ascent quite the long one.

Since the alternative was slinking back to her teacher, she found it an acceptable one.

>The Great... heee... and POWERFUL... heee... TRIhooo... wow that mountain is tall.... the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS ARRIVE-... HOLY SHIT!

There was so much destruction and devastation, she could see what looked like missile blast craters in buildings clear from here.

>OH NO! How many are dead!? What did this!? What monster is-

"WOOOOOOOO! PARRTYYYYYY!"

When a literal parade walked by, she fell silent.

When she noticed the party that seemed to encompass the whole town at last, she did not stay silent.

>...Trixie has several questions.

>>27274295
Oh no, Lavan, my dude, giant monsters are not welcome in Canterlot right now. Go back to where you came from.

Some autist's mind.

>>27274751
You want some autism he can infuse you with his power an the alicorn amulet drastically raises your power, you could theoretically combine the two to have a god mod unicorn....for all of five minutes.

>>27272924
>Dozens of threads of leadup
>All leading to Sunset making her ultimate champion to kill Discord.

Dis is the stuff a series loves.

>>27274794
So what you're saying is Chitty losing streak confirmed.

>>27274808
Not him but yeah pretty much.

>>27274111
>murderbox
I'm gonna change the stigma surrounding that thing.

>>27274950
Do more stuff like Ono with it. Use it for the purposes it joked about. Like have someone use it to practice situations. For instance, as an idea, aj could use it to practice talking to delegates like equals and not like subordinates.

>Pinkie
"Doctor"
~~~~

>...

"..."

>...We seem to be at an impasse.

"No, we're not, I said you can't bring in your 'party supplies' into the room."

>So what you're saying is, we're at a deadlock.

"I said no, you have to leave them at the front."

>We are the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

"I don't know how I can make this clearer, these will not help the Princess of miss Dash in recovery, they will make things worse as they need rest now. If you want to go in and help them relax, that will help, this will not."

>Ahhhh, another who does not realize that laughter is the best medicine!

"Oh yeah? How many burn victims laughed their skin back on? How many times did a good giggle reduce the swelling in the brain before it causes irreparable damage? Can you chortle at the cancer?"

>...

"..."

>...You're kind of a stick in the mud.

"Stick in the Mud was my father, it's Debbie Downer to you, ma'am."

>You parents have impeccable naming skills. I'm sure you're a laugh riot to them.

"My parents are dead."

>...

"Laugh that one off, why don't you?"

>...I'm just going to leave these with you, if that's okay.

>>27274979
>adds that to my ever growing list of stuff for AJ to do
Hey, hey.

>>27273857
I had been tinkering for months, trying to make it look decent, then when the Mecha Chitty idea popped up more things clicked together as I was sketching all the Mecha Chitty versions.

When I was done with all the concept sketches and finally got back to Chitty 2.0 I was seeing things I hadn't before, changes I could make and things I could add, things just started making more sense and the pieces slid into place... I was just as blown away when all the final concept sketches came out.

>>27275083
You weren't the only one blown away, DAMN does it look good! Pat yourself on the fucking back for that one.

>>27269991
You know, regarding these, I tried adding a couple to the Timeline to try to fix some of the gaps, but uh... is it just me, or is that wikia seriously broken?

It keeps crashing on me, and I'm just copy pasting. Writing anything takes forever, because each click takes more than a second to register. What should take 20 minutes tops would take SEVERAL HOURS to actually accomplish.

Is this me, or is something wrong there?

>Celestia
"AJ"
(???)
{???}
~~~~

>Ohhhh no...

"Finally noticin' somethin's wrong here?"

>Hm? Ah, no, it's not that. It's... just hit me.

"What's that?"

>...There is going to be so much paperwork to fix all of this.

"That's what yer' worried about? Seriously?"

>Aren't you?

"Well, yeah, but... it ain't that bad, if push comes to shove, we can just farm out some of the load."

>To who?

"..."

~~~

(GAH!)

{Whoa! Eighteen? What's wrong? What's the matter?}

(It... it's as if I just heard the sounds of a thousand sheets of paper... screaming...)

{...}

(They're calling for me, Shiny. They're calling my name, and they're screaming...)

{...and you all say I'm the one who needs therapy.}

(I hear the screeeeammsss...)

>>27275122
It's amazing really, I mean her first armor was designed with the whole minimalists nature of 'Royal Garb' and the whole changeling heart munching/destorying thing that was pretty common in their culture. It's why the plating was so damn thick and cumbersome, to make sure it was harder than anything to get to it directly no matter the means, everything else was more or less forgotten because she could fend everything else off herself. Then as time went on I added the under armor 'swimsuit', the flank plating and her punching shoes to make her look fuller than what I had original designed back then in my inexperience while keeping her mostly the same.

Now though, I thought of everything, cause to her the game and time has changed and she needs to adjust! Everything was taken into consideration while keeping everything more or less the same. No fancy materials, no extra magical mumbo jumbo, just enhancing everything she already had to the next level or two. Super compressed, shaped chitin for better protection and better mobility. (though the mobility thing is more or less meta for me)

Nothing that would maker her an instant 'Too OP plz nerf!' Just a reasonable upgrade, and I had figured out the liquid chitin/simpson's wax idea ages ago and it really isn't anything over the top. I put off mentioning that forever just so I could wait for the right time and now is perfect!

Oh I just can't wait to see what the writefriend puts up when we get to her again!

>>27275340
It'll be interesting to see this develop, yeah.

>29
"MM"
'Zecora'
~~~~

>...Verily, mine mind has been twisted asunder by these recent developments.

"I'm totally lost."

'Before, we heard nothing but the screams of true fear. Now, out of the blue they decide to cheer?'

>They doth swing with merry, my companion Marey... heh.

"I hope you don't think that was clever."

>I don't!

"..."

>...Not even a little?

"Not even a little."

>Curses.

'So my friends, what is it we should do now? Should we investigate or join in the pow wow?'

"Meh, I'm always down to party."

>Mine own heart is a little more reserved, as I have heard many a chant over killing "The changeling".

'Oh pllllease, like anyone's actually going to do anything. That is silly, they merely wish to dance and sing!'

>...

'But just in case I guess we should maybe think about an exit if it comes to that. Not saying it will of course, but we don't want an accidental splat.'

>...

"She didn't mean it like that.. probably."

>...On the positive side, if it happened, it would be because of my species, and not because of all the other reasons everyone gives when they think about squashing me...

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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but it's time for a special!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...HEEEY GURL!!!'"

"Like oh mah gosh, Pinkeh. You wouldn't believe what I saw Tara~ was doing."

>Like what, Cadence?

"Like, I saw her with another gun yesterday."

>Whuuuut? Gurrrrl, you telling me she's cheating with another gun?

"Not only she cheatin', she's with your, like, party cannon, gurl."

>*GASP* Noooo...she such a two face gurl. You know what I mean?

"Shhhh, like, here she comes."

'Hi, gurls. Like hugs and kisses~!'

>"Hi Tara~"

>"'Mwa mwa'"

"Have you been polishing your rocket launcher's barrel lately?"

'Like you bet, guuurl. I can polish my Sexy, all night lo-'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQDNWDXw7ZU
'...'

>...Tara~?

'...I hear a song.'

"Psst ignore it. We have a show to continue."
DT starts walking away.

>DT? Where are you going?

'It's a sweet melody...'

"DT, wait!"
DT opens up a door and there's a blinding white light on the other side. She walks through.
"Do you think this has anything to do with what Auntie Luna said about kids?"

>*GASP* After her!
They chase her through the door.

*KRRRSHH*
We're experiencing technical difficulties.

>>27275680
Well, this is going to end badly, and with waayyyy too much child nudity.

>>27275715
Er... it's MLP.

Every CMC story features child nudity.

>>27272924
I just noticed the eye scar, which looks similar to the wound up in the above pic, and I am now reassuring myself she got back up after that and now sports some bithin' armor.

All is right in the world.

>>27276077
Oh yeah, I'm all about that persistent battle damage, she's got it in the Celly fight too, but it's still smoking a bit there.

>13
"???"
~~~

>Go ahead and cheer... for now.

It hadn't been long before the celebration reached her, and she was all but forced to bite off her tongue to keep from screaming at the ponies swinging in a full frenzy of their party all around. She kept her head low, stuck to the shadows as best she could and was as silent as the night as she crept her way to the castle. She knew that she should have been long gone by now, staying around the temptation of mocking the ponies for thinking her mother felled was great. She should have left the instant the celebration had begun, but couldn't.

Not until the last visage of Sunset's words had ended, and she knew her mother had not fallen as they so declared. She still recalled the final words the Queen had spoken, the sensation it had brought still leaving a feeling both sharp and soothing in her chest, and the icy grip in her heart that had been when she thought it would be her final memory, before she was presented with her mother's corpse.

>Go ahead and have fun, celebrate. I don't care... she'll come back, and then you won't be cheering anymore.

She didn't bother to hide the bitterness under her breath, nobody would hear her anyway. She didn't bother to hide the slight upturn of her lips, nobody paid attention to notice. All she cared about was getting inside the castle, and hoping none recognized her on the way there.

The walls of the grand hall provided an excellent buffer to the sounds, sparing her at last from having to hear the resonating calls of joy at her mother's defeat. It did not drown it out, but at least she could hold off on the sharp feelings in her head that sang of all she could do to them.

She was almost home free.

"THIRTEEN! Oh, thank goodness, Ah've been lookin' everywhere for you!"

She was not nearly foolish enough to think something was actually going to go right today.

1/3

>>27276313

Her instincts to bolt had to be shoved down, the full knowledge of the fact her body would likely prevent her from actually outrunning anyone keeping her from doing anything rash. Even so, that didn't mean she wasn't going to glare with everything she had at the one who had called to her.

"Yeah... guess ya' were gonna look like that. Just... wanted ta' make sure ya' were still okay is all."

No matter how truly sympathetic the orange mare looked, she just couldn't bring herself to calm down.

"Look, Ah'm not here ta' fight ya' or anythin', Ah'm just here ta' find answers, okay?"

She hadn't even finished her sentence before Sunset's words had already filled her mind, and a gauntlet of questions that the mare would seek had already raced through her mind. She was not stupid, and knew that currently, she was on Equestrian soil, they could nail her with any crime they wanted on the books to hold her, and every single one of them would assume she would know where her mother was... or how to track her down, before she got back on her hooves.

This was their land, she had been an associate of the one who had destroyed it, and she was in their castle. They had all the cards, and she had seen first hoof they knew how to play them against someone who challenged them.

"Look, jus... come with me, please? Ah' need ta' get this all sorted out, and yer' the only one who can-"

Her lips kept moving, but strangely, not another word came out. The princess kept trying to speak when she noticed, all but screaming to break her silence, but nothing came.

When the alicorn's eyes went wide, she knew that she had finally figured out her legs wouldn't work.

>Applejack.

A single, long trickle of blood began to roll out from her chitinous nostril, her whole head straining as she remained totally focused on the mare, and nobody else.

>Turn around, walk outside, and forget you saw me.

2/3

>>27276317

She could feel her weak knees wobbling, her breath growing short and shallow, and her head burning like fire, but none of this kept the smile off her face when she saw the princess nod, and turn around.

The moment she began walking, the coast was clear, and the portal all but sang to her. She would return home, go back to the hive and the Amnesty they would give to her, and inform her Queen of everything. Her Majesty would protect her, she cared about them, every one. Her Highness wouldn't let any of the ponies take her, or force anything out of her, she knew for certain. She would tell them everything.

And they could prepare.

She gave a look to the guard, not letting him make a move, but more than happy to let him see her, and remember her. He would be the one to sound the call that their hope of using her was lost, and beyond their grasp.

>Celebrate, for now...

The portal became a crescendo around her, and the cheers were at last silent.

>She'll be back.

Elsewhere, outside the castle, the Princess of Honesty found herself suddenly blinking, confused, before she remembered what it was she was was doing before.

"Dang it, where could Thirteen be!? If somethin' happened to her..."

She ran off in search again, the thought that had been soothed mere moments before now back with a vengeance.

She needed to find the the changeling and make sure she was okay.

She needed to find the truth.

>>27276323
FUCK

>>27276323
Oh joy

So now is 13 going to incite some war between Canada and Equestria?

Or try and make Chrysalis all invadey mode again?

What a cunt

>>27276335
>So now is 13 going to incite some war between Canada and Equestria?

Gonna throw up some serious doubts about that, she was only looking to Chrysalis for protection and every thought of Canterlot getting shreked was on her mom coming back.

>Or try and make Chrysalis all invadey mode again?

That would be kinda contradicting what she just thought.

She's just going to hide behind Chrysalis's fat ass, wait for her mom to come back and get some vengeance and play the fiddle.

>Celly
"Lavan"

"Hi, I'm La-oh! Oh we've met, I think."

>Again with this? Seriously?

"Do not worry, daughter of Faust, I come in peace! Have never not come in peace since my return, but now I come in more than peace, I come in help."

>That's nice...I wasn't expecting this.

"What part of this was not expected?"

>Beyond your actual presence, the fact you're just brushing rubble into a dustpan...despite the lack of hands.

"It's a very nice dustpan, I found it on the ground."

>Riiiight, well you see the part at the very epicenter of all this? That which was once a restaurant? No touchy. Got it?

"Nooooo touchy."

>...you didn't happen to see the start of this, did you?

"No, I was fighting a rabbit."

>...ooookay, carry on then.

"Farewell!"

>Note to self, launching the baddy into space? Kind of a good idea...

>>27275879
>Everyone is nude and l-lewd.
>Only Chitty is completely covered up

>Psst... psst...Chrysalis!
"...What?"
>Why is everyone naked?
"What do you mean?"
>I-It wasn't like this before I was frozen, all the ponies had clothes, like all the time! What happened?
"Oh, I... I actually don't know why... It was kind of normal by the time I ascended and I really didn't question it, because it just kind of made seducing easier. Then it just kind of didn't mean anything anymore. I really don't know!"
>It's so l-lewd! I mean even the children!
"... I'm not sure if I should bring this up with Shiny or not, the revelation might cause him to dress us all like Puns!"
>... I some how feel that this is Celestia's fault.
"And I feel like I should go and ask her that question."

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>>27276381
>cause him to dress us all like Puns
>Puns

You clever bastard.

>>27276335
More like go defensive mode and make sure no Changelings go up to Canterlot anytime soon.

Because her momma ain't playin' around no more.

>>27275680
How many times does Sailor Moon have mind control/hypnosis?

>>27275332
>They make Eighteen do all of it while they're 'finding the truth'

It all makes sense now!

>>27276371
>Lavan just using a little brush and dustpan because he knows his powers would fuck everything up

That's kind of sad but a little adorable too.

>>27276511
I was about to say it was just that movie, but then I paused because off the top of my head, I remember Wicked Lady, Rini and Brainwashed Tuxedo Mask.

>>27276535
What they should do is audit. They will find hundred of redundant and useless departments sending in tons of paperwork. Some humorously wasteful, some just plain silly, and others... so bad and sad that they NEED to be fix.

AJ and Celestia need to clean house!

>>27276371
NC
'That's my girl!'

-Oh shush, Craig.-

>>27274111
...No?

I remember them doing that with Shiny, who had never actually done anything in the room but play Hyperspace Hyperwars and wasn't even present during the gunclub tournament, though.

And the story was so damn stupid it had Shiny literally saying "I put you in there but I need a special code to turn it off that I don't have" when they wanted to back out, which was even stupider because he DID have the codes for all of it and could not only delete stuff but reprogram the damn thing, and just telling them they needed to nut up and kill each other, and then the OC chewed out Shining for doing all of that OOC stuff and he just sadly accepted he was a shit and agreed to never let anyone use the room again.

Then the author took the feedback and it reworked it and it came out to be a coherent, in character story that finally ended the "Guard harassing changelings" subplot and was the first stepping stone to the development they have now.

Those actually were fun times.

>Twilight
"Shining"
'Cadence'
~~~~

"You realize you're being ridiculous, right?"

There had once been a time when Shining Armor, prince of the Empire, had wept out of sheer joy of seeing his sister ascend to Alicornhood, and become a princess.

Currently, his feelings on the fact his sister was so much stronger than him she could drag him around via magic were a lot more mixed.

>No, I'm being perfectly sane, thank you!

"You are literally dragging me to my mommy because of how I'm feeling."

'That makes sense to me!'

His feelings on his wife and LSBFF working in tandem were also quite mixed at present.

"Really? We're going to see mom? What's she going to do, make me cookies?... Actually that does sound nice, mom makes amazing cookies."

>She does!

'Huh. Really? Every time I asked she said she doesn't know how to make them.'

>....Moving on. My point is, that this is exactly what you need right now, trust me.

"Well..."

'Shiny, be reasonable, how often is Twilight... wrong...'

Three things hit them in perfect tandem.

One, the fact the city was on fire.

>OH MY GOSH!

Two, the fact buildings were currently smashed.

"What happened!?"

And the third and most important, everyone was currently partying.

'...No, really what happened, I am getting a lot of conflicting information here.'

When a stray chant managed to cross by them, they understood a lot more. Most importantly, the name "Chitania" in the mix.

'...Oh.'

When her husband started foaming at the mouth, his wife took this as a sign to take a few steps back.

>WHAT DID WE MISS!?

Guys I just realized

Pommel got beat up by an opponent he underestimated, just like Shiny.

He's gonna be ooooookay.

This post is meaningless and I am bored.

>>27276697
So I wonder, will either of them make a cameo on Mothers/Fathers day?

>>27276973
>"You are literally dragging me to my mommy because of how I'm feeling."
Oh shit I spat my milk out man!

>>27277227
We'll probably do a NC story or two with them, sure.

So, lets be honest, how many people do you think we lost when the Scruffening happened? I've noticed the lack of two, maybe three distinct Anons.

>>27277444
We still reach high eighties-low nineties in posters, so probably not that much.

>>27277444
We kept the same speed but there was a drop in story content that necessitated more discussion to keep threads up, not to last threads extent though.

>>27277454
I guess, I know we lost one for sure since he said he was gonna take a break, I'm just hoping more than that didn't abandon ship prematurely. We took a hit but our thread kept sailing through the rest of the Scruffening.

>>27277481
I noticed that too, it's why I've been posting so much art. We need SOMETHING to fill the void.

>>27277481
I've only really noticed a drop in the mornings and late at night, afternoon is about the same as it always was.

>>27277573
And we appreciate it.

>LD
"Fleetfoot"
'Soarin'
~~~

>Mmm... yeah, that's the stuff.

THUP!

"Where do you want this batch of letters?"

'Please hurry, they are heavy.'

>Just let me breath them in for a second.

"..."
'...'

>...ohh yeeeahhhh...

"I hate this."

'I hate this more.'

>Succeeesss... I smell successss...

"Kill me."

'You first.'

>Yayyyyyyy...

>>27277662
>Dash is a failure
>LD is a success
>The only way to turn this around is to betray her loyalty to Rarity and confess she fucked up

OH GOD

>AJ
"Celestia"
~~

>Ah'm telling you, somethin' ain't right.

"Besides the fact half of my city is rubble, you mean? Rubble we are quite unsafely dancing on, I grant you, but rubble all the same."

The smaller mare scoffed, keeping up with the lankier princess with no shortage of effort.

>Look, accordin' to the guard, Thirteen hightailed it out of here after the fightin' ended-

"Which means after she knew her mother had lost."

>It was later than that! Way later, she waited, Celestia. Ah' don't got any idea what for, but she waited.

"Though I do hate to be the one to point out the obvious, but maybe she was just making sure her mother did not come back for her?"

>It feels like there's more than that...

"Well, you'll have all the time you want to talk to her as soon as Chrysalis gives the okay. Currently, she's still officially under Chrysalis's rule despite her unique parentage, and we officially have no extradition literature concerning the changeling race and our fine country."

>Why don't we have that!? That sounds important!

"Funny, while she was here she saw no need for it as she was on Equestrian soil, but for some reason when she left she was quite against the idea of allowing any changeling to be taken from her current residence, strange isn't it?"

She stumbled, continuing on after she had choked down the bitter feeling in her tongue.

>Yeah yeah, alright, got me there. But we should'a fixed that by now!

"By all means, put the legislation forwards and see if she'll go for it."

>Well she obviously won't now!

"Then quick, to the time machine!... That's just a bit of humor, as we actually use spells to go back in time."

>This is serious!

1/3

>>27278135

"I agree, but then again I also find the silliness in you continuing to hold to the thought that a rather straightforwards stretch of events is somehow more than it is. Rarity confronts Chitania in the restaurant, she acts as she has on literally every other occasion, and she's too hotheaded to back down when we try to take her in. Pride is a deadly thing, Applejack, being sure you're correct when all evidence stares you in the face and continually shows you otherwise was a lesson Chitania learned the hard way today. Try not to fall into the same trap, is all the advice I can give."

>But you weren't there!

"Neither were you, if I remember correctly. However, we both have the accounts from the ponies in the fight, and the knowledge that it was Rarity who was the one in front of the line. Perhaps, had it been Rainbow Dash, I could believe that a reckless attack set all of this off, but I must admit I have a hard time seeing her challenging anyone like Chitania so recklessly. I'm under no delusions she would think she could match Chitania in battle, which was quite firmly proven by the fact she now looks like she was stuck in a tumble drier with a collection of rocks and will be out for some time. More than that, I doubt she would ever risk the city destroyed. Though, I'll admit, I don't know her nearly as well as you do, do you disagree?"

She almost lost the other princess when she slowed down and looked to the side, the whisper only barely reaching Celestia's ears.

>...No.

"Well then, I suppose we'll get a full account from her when she wakes up after, but I must say it's quite odd of you to think so little of our citizens that they would lie about a very public event."

>It just... it ain't right.

"No, it's not. But what isn't right is the fact several ponies are going to be homeless for the near future, not the retaliation to said homewrecking."

>...Somethin's off, Celly.

Finally, the princess stopped, and looked back.

2/3

>>27278150

"Yes... I suppose it is, considering last time you had any interaction with the Titan, she was quite soundly beating you in public. Yet, for some reason, you challenge the notion she would do the same to someone else. Am I missing something here?"

>Yeah, you are.

"Well then, share it with me, I hate being left in the dark."

>...Thirteen was there.

After a lengthy silence, she grew restless.

"And?"

>Look, if ya' knew... let's just say, if there was a chance she was gonna get hit in the crossfire, Chitania... Ah' don't think she would've risked it.

"Really? Because if I remember correctly, this wouldn't be the first time she lost her head, and her daughter was hurt."

At the other alicorn's flinch, she continued on her way.

>Ya' ain't very open to the chance there's somethin' more goin' on here.

"Dear Applejack, the only chance I will concede is possible is that this was an intended precursor to something much worse, and I will remain on guard for the next step of her attack. By all means, continue your investigation, you have full authority. However, in the meantime..."

She looked out the nearest window, a smile crossing her face as she heard the celebration outside.

"I'm going to enjoy that my little ponies are feeling better than they ever have before, and that's after an attack. We faced no casualties, and we won the day. All of us, not just the select heroes chosen. That's a very special feeling, to know that you could one day drive back the darkness. If there was one good thing to come from this disaster, it's this."

>...But what if they're wrong?

The smile wavered, but it returned just before she continued walking away, down a fork in the castle halls.

"Then you'll get to tell the whole world you were right, I suppose. You are the Element of Honesty, after all."

Applejack didn't follow her any longer. She instead looked out the same window, and frowned.

>...Yeah... Ah' am.

Without another word, she went the other way.

>>27278157
What's worse
>AJ is the only one who cares enough to look into this
>It won't matter because of the payoff for Sunset's plans

Also did like that Celly addressed the fact that Canterlot technically won the first time she razed the city, but they actually celebrated this time because they helped (and started it).

>>27278384
>>AJ is the only one who cares enough to look into this

That one's not so bad, as Celly brought up a good point in that why would they assume any of their citizens are lying when the thing happened in public, and everyone is saying the same thing? Said before, but crying racism doesn't work on Godzilla. He's not stomping shit because he's japanese, it's just what a Godzilla does.

Nobody else would care to look deeper because all the evidence backs up what the eyewitnesses said, case closed.

>Chrysalis
"???"
~~~

>Everything is going magnificently.

So her plan hadn't worked perfectly, so all the effort with her lings technically didn't matter, so she didn't get to play the badguy again, so what?

In the end, she just had to sit back and enjoy how well everything was going for her. She had found what was wrong with her Shiny, and they could work on it together. Everyone knew she wasn't crazy, and she wouldn't have to keep making a fool of herself. Her lings were well fed, her home stable, and her subjects loyal.

Even her relationship with Applejack, previously the ultimate thorn in her side, had finally become something she could stand, and perhaps even come to like. Soon, Twilight would give her full access to the knowledge of the Orb, and with it, she could peer into the depths of the Hivemind. She could bolster her already impressive forces, and with it, she could possibly reinvigorate her entire race.

A mere hoof full of Queens is all it would take to completely revitalize them, and with it, her nation could become a true force to be reckoned with. Soon, she would have it, and so much more. So many powers thought lost to time, so many abilities soon to be hers. Both those forgotten, and those merely hidden.

>Chrysalis the Titan certainly has a catchy ring to it.

Those she cared about were in fine standing and improving, those she wished to see better were doing well, her home was stable, and her future bright.

It was good to be Queen.

"YOUR MAJESTY! Something... terrible has happened in Canterlot. It's... it's about my mother."

>...I'm didn't mean it.

"What?"

>I'M SORRY I TAKE IT BACK I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

"..."

>It's too late, isn't it?

"It... it already happened, yes?"

>FUCK!

She could hear the world laughing.

>>27278473
except the testimony from the ones who initiated the incident, neither Chitania's or Rainbowdash and Rarity's. Not all the evidence backs it up, just what the have, which is mostly hear say and from a biased third party. Unlike a court of law, they aren't under oath and unlike AJ wouldn't lie like that... unless she suddenly wanted to become shit.

Also they are racist, racist to Changelings, so of course they are going to be just as if not more racist against Changeling Godzilla.

>>27278746
I know it's not physical, but I'm counting that as the hit to Chrysalis.

The arc is complete now.

>>27278898
perfect

>>27278898
I swear I'm surrounded by assholes.

>>27278998
Need to complete running gag, not linghate, I swear.

I just don't feel right unless it's ticked off, it's like whenever Aj doesn't ask a question for a few threads, I need it man!

>>27279015
It's wrong, cause it's even when she's being nice she's getting shit, I don't mean now but there was a time and that's the one that made me hate the Chrysalis abuse.

>>27279070
She's just the go to butt monkey when we need someone to take a hit. It is her lot, to need a stay in a hospital every time she gets majorly involved in an arc.She has been hospitalized 5 times and needed medical attention 7, of the rest of our cast, only Shiny (and because of show canon, Dash) has more than 1.

>>27279166
Even the way you say it is evil man

>Lucky
"SG"
'QS'
~~~~~

>Hey, you know what I just noticed?

"Shoot, captain."

>This is the second giant thing we've defeated in a week.

'Huh...he's right?'

>...Anybody else got the sudden urge to go dragon hunting?

"No."

'That's stupid.'

>H-heh, right, just making sure I wasn't the only one.

"..."

'...'

>Are we also not thinking about getting 'i slay giants' aprons?

"..."

'...'

>Right, just making sure we're all on the same page.

>>27276973
>When he finds out it was both Chitty AND Sunset

Oh god...

You don't think he'll take it out on 13, do you?

>>27279859
These are smart, reasonable and well tempered ponies... OF COURSE HE IS! Chrysalis gets to make a stand!

Night, thread

Sleep off that Cinco De Mayo hangover

>>27279859
My bet is that he'll take it out on the hooker. Thats what celebrities do when pissed. Beat hookers.

>>27280451
We literally started the party just in time.

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>>27280451
Well I guess I have an excuse to post this, It's the only 'after party' picture I have.

Someone, make a story~!

>>27280961
>ughhh, what did I do last night?
"Stole some shit, Ah reckon."
>What did I do that was you, I mean
"..."
>Probably should not have said that to a princess

>>27280961
>There's... there's someone in this box. Ah'don't know who, but uh... they done found my bottom half.

"That is just dj-pon3, she probably wants out."

>Ah've got a lot more questions but I will save it for after we get her out and stop her. She is working her way up from my hooves, and time is a factor

>>27280961
Who is that on the left?

>>27281645
It took me a few seconds of blinking to come to the conclusion that it's Octavia. I do believe....

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I keep telling myself, "no that's the last time I do plot." Then I do more plot.

Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, and I can finally post!

"TARAAAAA!"

>Cadence, I don't think we're doing the sketch anymore.

"Right...I still think it's a cute nickname though. DT!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ2EKqsEmcM
As they run down a corridor of doors, many kids march out of their doors and into the corridor.

>Whoa, more kids.

"Their eyes...They're just empty."

>Hey, kids! Go back! Watch reruns of my show! Try Applejack's Fireside show.

"I don't think they can hear you, Pinkie. They seem to be completely by charmed by the song."

>Of course they can. I'm shamelessly advertising. Clearly this should work since I'm targeting a young audience and building up loyalty early.

"I think the song mentions Applepies."

>I'm working on it...

"...wait what?"

>It's what the fans want, Cadence. I can't deny my fans!
The kids knock them over and push them along with them like a current and through a door.

>"Ahhhhhh!"

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Also Schmo, I didn't forget you, I've just been too occupied RL to put any more critical thinking into writing more little random shorts. I liked Steve. I feel like maybe we could combine some elements of him with Creature 1, the lying one.

>>27281682
Octabia, I think, and that's Vinny wearing AJS cloths

>>27280961
>Octavia
"Vinyl"
~~~~

>Ohhh, my.. head... what happened?

"..."

>Vinyl? What... oh dear.

"..."

>Maybe... maybe that hat is one of her spares?

"..."

>The shoes are a little harder to explain...

"..."

>As is the door we have that is not our door.

"..."

>And... the money...

"..."

>...Talk to me here.

"...These shoes are glooorrious...."

>I'm glad your priorities are as keen as ever.

"I'm keeping them."

>SA
"Guard'
'Cadence'
~~~~

>...

"Do... do I have to keep talking?"

'I think you should.'

"Because he's looking very, uh... upset."

'I know, but we need all the details.'

"Okay, so um..."

>...

"In addition to the... Titan issue, which I'm sure you can see and don't need me to explain any further... so I won't!"

>...

"Ah hah, uh... iinnn addition to that, we have um... an warrant out for her last known associate, who the captain claims he was in the process of detaining before her escape..."

>...

"S-...Sunset Shimmer."

>Gnk.

"...He's bleeding."

'He just bit his lip, it's fine.'

"It's... it's black."

'Side effect of dark magic.'

"..."

'Keep talking.'

"That is an excellent suggestion... my rebuttal."

CRASH!

'Wait, was he a pegasus?'

thup

'That's a no then... Sweetiekins? Are you okay?'

>...

'Well, at least you don't have to hide it now!'

FWOOSH!

'...It's gonna take a lot of cuddles to fix this.'

>>27280961
That has to be the next OP.

We cannot do better.

>>27280451
Wiped me the fuck out.

FUCK This being on a damn thursday.

NC
>Spike
"77"
~~~

>DAMN IT! I missed all the fun again!

"You did rush in kind of late there."

>Yeah, but I used to be Captain Canterlot, this place used to be all about ME! You remember the first two arcs? I was the damn star! Now I don't even show up anymore!

"I used to be pretty relevant too, you know. So did Forty Two, and Diamond Tiara. This was the first time we even saw her since before the damn reveal arc."

>STILL! She got to be badass! She got to one of the guys who actually did some damage to Chitania! Where's Spike's badass moments!?

"..."

>I have been robbed of my screentime and my harem!

"Your what?"

>NOTHING!

"It sounded like you said-"

>I SAID NOTHING!

"...'

>...whydoesshinygetonethisisbullshit.

>>27282393
Blame your fall from badass to angst ridden bitch to why you have no harem.

>PJ
"Haymaker"
~~~

>LOOK WHAT YOU DID, ASSHOLE!

"PJ, stop."

>I COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING REALLY BADASS, BUT NOOOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO KEEP CUTTING MY LINES!

"PJ he can't hear you."

>HE WILL IF I SCREAM LOUDER!

"That's not how that works."

>THEN HE CAN READ MY LIPS!

"Then why yell?"

>BECAUSE ANGRY!

"PJ, please."

>...I wanted to do a swingby and blow her up.

"I know, and I wanted to haymaker her, because holy shit nobody would ever believe me, but we have to be realistic here. They were shooting her. A lot. You would have gotten caught up in it."

>Reality is for assholes! I could have swung in when she shrunk!

"Then you would be a killstealer."

>Killstealing is for winners!

"So then, Blueblood keeping you from joining in and shooting off to get his own attack in is for winners?"

>...You take your dirty pony logic and you choke on it.

"Hurtful! We earth ponies really have to fight the stigma we're not dirty."

>You know I didn't mean it like-

"Except in the bedroom."

>...

"Eh? Ehhhh?"

>...FUCK YOU BLUEY!

"Guess he gets to steal all the fun today."

>FUCK YOUUUU!

Clear to the castle, after taking one last look through his sight, Blueblood rolled his eyes, and left to return the gun back to where it belonged.

So ETA to CMC's being 100% home?

I need to know for the sake of a...special reunion.

Between two characters who have never had a story together.

>>27282701
Today.

>AB
“SB”
‘SL’
(Vekir)
{SD}
~Winona~
=???=
~~~~

>GO GO GO GO!

They had never ran so fast in their entire life, and that includes when they literally outran things trying to kill them. They hopped, skipped, slid and swung all through Canterlot, having ducked clear of the train’s wreckage the moment the thing had stopped and gone off without a second thought.

“So are we really just going to gloss over the fact that we hit somebody with a train!?”

‘YES! We are glossing all over that! Consider it glossed! Glossy clean!’

“We hit somebody with a train.”

~And I didn’t get to stab them!~

>She got back up, Ah’ think! Ah’ dunno, mah angle was bad.

(Vekir say the earthshaker in tinybutstillbig size get back up, yes!)

>See? Everythin’ is fine.

{She didn’t mention if she was actually fine or not… also, the city is kind of-}

>Everythin’ is… NO NO NO!

“What now!?”

>MOVE FASTER! FASTEERRRR!

Faster they did move, through the street, through the garden, and along the side of the castle in an almost spider-pony fashion.

>JUUUMMPP!

She did not wait for them to do as she ordered. She showed off her earth pony heritage when in a single movement she picked up every single one of them, and hurled them through a window. Every one of them landed on a surprisingly soft bed, soon joined when the filly herself jumped through as well.

It took the other two Crusaders a second to recognize their friend’s bedroom. It took the other two far shorter to realize they had no idea where they were.

>Okay, here’s the deal, we went camping just outside of Canterlot, we never even came close ta’ doing anything dangerous, and we never saw nothin’ or did nothin’! Just play it cool, and nobody has ta’ know we almost died a buncha times!

Everyone stared for a long time in disbeilef, the silence only broken when the only Pegasus smacked herself in the face.

1/4

>>27283101

‘Applebloom, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard Sweetie Belle talk about politics! Do you really think Applejack didn’t look for you? She's probably worried to death! She probably combed half of Equestria searching! No way did she not look just outside her own city! Let’s just be honest with her, we went on a trainride by ourselves, and things got really out of hoof! Sure, she’ll be mad, but she’ll be too happy you’re back here and actually alive to really lay into you. We’ve been gone for… holy crap, a long time! Let’s just take our lumps and get it over with.’

>...Are ya’ only saying that because ya’ ain’t got a sister ta’ punish you?

‘LOW BLOW!’

>…

‘But yes.’

>Just… play it cool!

‘Applebloom, that isn’t going to-‘

The filly shoved a hoof into her mouth the moment the door creaked open, and put on the best, fakest smile she could.

=Applebloom? Ya’ll alright in here?.. Oh phew! Ya’ll stayed in the castle. Good thinkin’! Heh, figured you had a good head on yer’ shoulders, but Ah’ know how ya’ like seein’ it when stuff goes down.=

Applebloom’s nervous, uncomprehending eyes darted back between her silenced friends, and her sister.

>…Heh?

=Oh, good! Ya’ brought those two with ya’, good job. Heh, figured ya’ll would stick ta’gether when everythin’ is goin’ wrong. Good, Rarity and Dash will be real relieved… OH! Vekir! Ah’ didn’t even notice ya’, how’d you get here?=

(Running, muchly.)

=Ohhh, yeah, guess any shelter looks good in a storm. Good idea, and yer’always welcome in the castle when something is going wrong.=

(Vekir will remember that, because she is noticing very muchly goes wrong around the mark crusadeeerreeeEEEEE-)

Apparently oblivious to Applebloom’s hoof pressing so hard it was actually crushing the Morlock’s suit, Applejack let out a laugh.

=Heh, yeah, it sure does! Well… glad ta’ see yer’ all safe.=

2/4

>>27283120

She trotted up slowly, reaching out when she was close enough to rub the still shellshocked filly’s head, and ruffling her red ribbon on her head.

=Look, Applebloom… Ah’ know you were disappointed we didn’t get ta’ go on that trip, Ah’ just had a lot on mah’ plate Ah’ didn’t expect, okay? It just kept comin’ and comin’… but that’s no excuse, and Ah’m not makin’ them. Ah’ messed up, and don’t you worry, cause Ah’m gonna make it up to ya’! Ah’ got somethin’ Ah’ need to look inta’ right now, but the moment Ah’m done, you and me are gonna go wherever ya’ want. Ya’ll have been real patient now, way more than Ah’ ever could’a asked for, and Ah’m real proud of you for waitin’ so long and not runnin’ off ta’ do somethin’ foolish. Ah’m real sorry Ah’ let you down… things are gonna change.=

With one last, proud nod, she stopped ruffling her little sisters head, and turned to leave.

=Well, Ah’ just wanted to make sure ya’ll were okay, you get back ta’ doin’ whatever it was ya’ll were doin’ before. If ya’ wanna go join the party outside, well… guess Ah’ can count on ya’ ta’ be responsible! Just don’t do anythin’ too crazy, and Ah’ll be back soon… oh hey! Winona! There you are girl!=

A happy hoof rubbed the stock still dog’s head, the animals frown remaining even though her leg began to kick.

=Ya’ll been lookin’ out for her, huh? You been a good girl?=

3/4

>>27283134

~My apple, I cannot lie to you, no matter what the little apple wishes. In truth, we have faced many dangers, some of which very nearly took the young one’s life. We have been to places we never should have been. Take solace, our efforts have made the world a better place, but at a cost. I fear… my blade will never be clean again. I failed to keep her from leaving, or to drag her home, so judge me, more than you would the one I failed. Judge us as we are, the good, and the bad. We have disobeyed you and let you down, my big Apple, and I can only offer my blade as you wish it in regret.~

=Ah’ knew it!=

~…~

=You have been a good girl! Who’s a good girl!? You is! Yes you is! You’s a good girl!=

~I accept your belly rubs of punishment.~

=Well, Ah’ leave ya’ to yer’ fun. Stay safe, ya’ll! Ah’ll be back soon enough.=

With a content nod, she casually walked out, and closed the door.

>…
“…”
‘…’
(…)
~…~
{…Did… did she really}

Slowly, Applebloom’s hoof lowered from her friend’s mouths, her own mouth still in that gaping, wide and fake smile.

“…Huh.”

‘I did not see that coming.’

The earth pony’s eye began to twitch, and her breathing stopped.

‘Uh… you okay-‘

With a flop, she fell back, and lay still.

‘…Good plan.’

As one, all of them joined her in flopping back on the bed. Exhausted, relieved, and so very done.

Outside, already clear down the hall and still wearing the same relieved smile, Applejack’s steps suddenly faultered.

=Wait a minute…=

She looked back, her face turning thoughtful, and her eyes rolling upwards as she began to ponder.

=…Nahhhh. Couldn’t be.=

Without another thought, she continued on, oblivious to the bodies she left behind wearing off the adrenaline they had been burning non-stop since their journey began.

They could rest now, all of them could finally rest.

It was finally over.

>…We never even buckin’ made it to Bisonguard.

>>27280961
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>27283144
It's... it's over, /pa/ls.

The Odyssey is finally over...

>>27283144
>She never even knew she was gone.

...perfection.

>>27282598
>Blueblood actually did something
>something cool at that
Holy shit, man.

>>27283144
10/10, and good girl Winona.

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>>27283134.
Like we haven't heard that one before!

>=Ah’ got somethin’ Ah’ need to look inta’ right now, but the moment Ah’m done… things are gonna change.=

Sunset: "Oh, there there, Applebloom. I know how you feel. Neglected, lonely, full of despair. Don't know what to do, don't know where to go. You just wanted to be noticed. But, nope. Cast aside, ignored, all deeds done for naught. But, aww, dont worry. You know, there's always something you could do to perhaps... ease the pain. Well, have you ever considered... serving someone else?"

>>27283349
>Ah don't serve mah sister ya bacon-haired weirdo. Gett'er Winona!

~BACOOOOOON!!!~

"HO SHIT!"

Weirdest beggin' strips commercial ever.

>>27283349
>...

>...

[Tense, concillatory music]

>...

>...

>...Ah am not joining Chitania, you ass

[Applause]

[Applause gets louder]

[Applause becomes raucous]

>>27283426
I laughed when I didn't expect to, damn it.

OOCO
>Winona
"???"

>It is good to finally be in the castle of my Apple, truly no greater joy can be had-

"YOOOOOU!"

>-oh kibble.

"I haaaaaate you. Go away! Awaaay! I will bite you!"

>Uh huh? You're noticing the sword, right? Sword? Big metal choppy chopper? Seeing it?

"Haaaaaate."

>...ok, waiting for it...

"...........warm."

>Yep.

"You're warm."

>And here comes the rubbing.

"I looooove you."

>And I'll die last when you take over the world.

"Waaaaarm~"

>Missed you too, Opal.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaarm."

>>27283349
This just made me realize we could have brought in the greased up sun stallions of celestia... DAMN IT!

>Cantie
“Cantie 2”
~~

>And thus, everything worked out.

“The city is in shambles.”

>We stand proud, and victorious!

“My house got wiped off the face of the earth by a giant moth.”

>We have stared evil in the eyes, and came out conquerors!

“I can still smell smoke, there is a fire nobody is putting out.”

>Now, my friend, let us be merry and happy, as we celebrate our victory!

“This is going to send taxes through the roof.”

>For we… are the champions, my friend!

“Why is everyone happy everything is awful.”

>And weeeee kept on fighting, to the eeennnnd-

“I hate everything.”

>>27283869
>that song ending
Did not see that coming, but wholly appreciate it.

>>27283869
>Rational Investment, the only logical thinking Nobel in Canterlot.
"WHY ARE WE DANCING!? THE FLOOR COULD GIVE WAY AT ANY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-----"

>>27283349
The pencil quivers as flashes of Sunset The Red screaming at Diamond Dogs...

>FUCKING FURRIES!

I want Sunset The Red

>Fuzzy
“Buzz”
~~~~

>Annnd COMING AT YOU LIVE, IT’S FUZZY AND THE BUZZ!

~Fuzzy and the Buzz in the morning, 97.1!~
~Play that funky music white pone!~

“Top story toDAY! Obviously, the biggest hit of the summer with Sapphire Shore’s new hit album, “Applejuice”.”

>Oh yeah, it’s the best! I can’t stop listening to it!

~This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my frieeend!~

“Woooeee, what a rocking tune, and obviously the biggest thing to hit canterlot in-Ican’tevenkeepthisgoing WOOO!”

>Unable to keep up the act for more than a few minutes, your ex-marefriend was right!

“OHHHHHHHH!”

~Call me… the flash!~

>But seriously, Chitania rose again, but things went a little different this time!

“In stark contrast to how his dates normally go, this time Fuzzy got to see the mare get utterly destroyed and sent packing”

>OHHHHHHH!

~I really should start asking if they carry mace….~

“All the details are still being released, and we’ll bring it when we get them!”

>But in the meantime, we’re going to sit back and rock out with the greatest crowd in Equestria, our fans!

“So this ones for you, Canterlot! You did it, now let’s all have a ball, and try not to get scared off by Fuzzy’s dance moves!”

>OHHHHHHH!

~My god, that fish is caught on fire! No, wait…~

“HIT IT!”

~EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

>>27284261
Aye. And it shall be done. Because what is an armor upgrade to the Titan without a wardrobe update to the wicked witch at her side?

Hydia says hello...

>>27284292
God I love these guys.

>>27284447
Wait...uhm...

We may need to talk...

>>27284447
The preliminary sketches are already being done, and nice reference there!

>>27284742
It's going to happen...

Shhhhh...

>>27284781
Ok but...Hydia's just an aesthetic, right? I need to know for cave reasons...

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>>27284261
The caves will happen long before Sunset's deal. Go do your thing. It'll be alright.

I doubt it'll clash at all, seeing that Magnus is the main reference and 'witch' is more of a title. Though my current mental image of what Sunset will don most resembles the Winter Witch of the Pathfinder RPG.

Of course, as it may be with the muse, everything is subject to change over time.

>>27284885
Ah, ok gotcha...

>42
“Spitfire”
‘2’
(Mane-iac)
{PD}
~~~~

>Alright, I’ve come to officially relieve you of duty, so that…

“…Help.”

>…why are you on the ceiling?

“The floor is lava.”

>Oh, really? Heh, a bit childish, don’t you think-

TSSS!

>OW! BY LOVES SUGARY FLAVOR!

‘FORTY TWOOO! The floor is lava! Ya’ can’t step on it!’

>Wha… how… how!?

(AHHHAHAHAH! You got burned because lava is HOOOT!... A doy!)

>But… but there’s no…

{Blue parts.}

>What!?

‘Ya’ gotta not touch the blue parts!’

>That is not what I meant-

TSS!

>SON OF A CARING MOTHER WITH COOKIES TO GIVE!

{Or stuff close to the ground, you’ve got to stay off that too.}

>HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!?

“Because lava is hot.”

>…

“…Welcome to my woooorrlllldddd…”

>>27284885
Alright, hopefully when what I have in mind happens, it'll be fucked up enough sounding to merit a sketch.

Varry's entrance in 32's dream may have got me addicted.

>>27285255
Do not question child logic.

It will leave you hollow

>>27285540
Yeah we're already running on enough references, no need for someone to get a darksign cutie mark.

>Pinkie
"Doctor"
~~~~

>I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but I'm getting a negative feeling concerning my use of tickle therapy.

"I'm a surgeon. I am seriously a trained professional in cutting ponies up. I do this for a loving. You may think that was a mistake, but you would be wrong. This is what I do, and I love it. I love every bit of it. I enjoy my life, and what I do with it. Now, I'm going to only briefly touch on the fact that you continue to bother my paitents. Briefly, because though these ponies will live long, healthy lives, your own is currently up in the air. Choose your next move carefully."

>...

"..."

>....tickle tickle!

>>27285896
Pinkie has learned nothing of poking dragons.

>>27286017
The only thing Pinkie has learned from dragons is that they are open for interspecies under the cover fun and games.

>>27286054
I'm feel like I should remember the incident you are referencing.

>>27286080
A dragon lady offered to have sex with Shining when they were headed towards her parents.

>Twilight
“Celestia”
~~~~

>…

“…”

>…

“…”

>…

“…”

>…I was gone for a FEW HOURS CELESTIA.

“Yes, well… you know how this place can be sometimes.”

>AGGGHHHHHHH!

OOCO
>Arana
~???~
~~~

>Oh no... Auntie Chitty... I guess it's good she got stopped before she hurt somebody, but... I wanted to talk to her some more. I just... I guess I have to accept that-

~MANY LEGGED CREATURE! I RETUUURRNNNNN!~

>OH SUGAR BITS NOT AGAIN!

~FEEL MY BLAAADDDEE! ARROOOOOOO!~

>WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEEEEEE!?