Slave Pony Thread-We aren't breaking the rules so fuck off

I made a pastebin for my story with an update to what was already there, for anyone who wants to check it out:
http://pastebin.com/BTw2cgw4

>>27255144
Remember to check the chat is the thread is down for info guys.

>>27255172
Don't forget to have a discussion here too.

>>27255144
New thread bump. For the good ole days.

>>27255265
Yeah. Right now nothing much is going on in the IRC. Just us being angry and frustrated. Feel free to hop on over if you like, it's not like you HAVE to be a writer to go there.

>>27255274
I still say we should make a thread on /qa/ and use it like a normal general, next time we're deleted.

Forgot to post the update here as well:
>When you awaken you notice two things
>Number 1: your morning wood could cut diamonds
>Number 2: Someone is in your new house cooking something that smells amazing
>You are left with a decision to make: go down stairs and eat the delicious food while you’re still at full mast or deal with your erection and then eat food
>Fuck it, that food smells too good.
>Go downstairs to find Moondancer using that forehead-penis magic to make pancakes
>She turns to greet you
>“Good Morning Ano-”
>She stops when she sees the tent you are still pitching
>“Really?”
“Fuck you, this is my house. I can walk around with as many boners as I want!”
>“Is at least a minimal level of decorum too much to ask of you?”
“Yes.”
>“Alright, fine. There’s more important things to deal with right now anyway. About my… organization.”
>This topic is not for a hungry anon.
>Hungry anon requires food before any other conversation
“Eat first. Faggotry later.”
>And so you ate together in silence

>>27255308
>Food eaten… check
>Morning wood… receded
>Good to go
>You look at Moondancer
>She’s clearly thinking about how to say something
>You say it for her in the single best impersonation of her voice ever
“Oh Anon, I’m so afraid that you’ll put a stop to the illegal horse thing going on in your basement! How will I ever begin to cope?!”
>She stares at you
>Clearly, she is shocked by your crazy good impression.
>She looks down starts visibly shaking with anger
>She takes a few breaths and tries to calm down
>“Look, I can’t do it alone.”
“What?”
>Is this going where you think it’s going?
>“I can’t keep OPFAG together and running without help. I can’t own property or manage my own finances, and I may be smart, but this whole organization is so hard to coordinate and maintain. Incog and I founded this together, and now I need somebody to take his place. He seemed to think that person would be you.”
“And if I call bullshit?”
>“He said to give you this.”
>She pulled out a sealed envelope with your name on it and floated it over to you
>You open it up and find a short message in his handwriting
>’Do it you faggot- Love, Grandpa’
“Aright, I’ve done stupider shit for stupider reasons. Why the hell not?”

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>"This thread's a den of autism which, by existing, makes this board a worse place to be."
>"The mods realize this and want want it gone."
>"I know! Let's spam it constantly, shitpost in other threads, and start circlejerking about how we're brave soldiers fighting a fucking war against Scruffy! That'll change their minds!"

Will you people take the fucking hint already?

>>27255144
>We aren't breaking the rules so fuck off edition
Best edition.
Seriously Scruffy, fuck off.

>>27255321
Hows /sun/ doing these days?

>>27255321
>breaking no rules
>actually have content coming out regularly
>Getting deleted for literally no reason
>Bitching about us when NTT still exists as a shambling corpse made up of the same image dump and endless bumps with nothing else worth talking about
Maybe you should think about things before you post, friendo.

>>27255321
We took the hint. We then proceeded to tell Scruffy to go fuck himself right up the ass.

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>>27255321
>shitposts to bitch about shitposting

That OP makes literally no sense.

"Fuck shit yo o' meter"

>>27255405
It say's "Fuck shit UP o' meter"

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>>27255144
>Implying the mods use the rules to judge whether they should nuke a thread or not.

>>27255405
You don't know about the fuck shit yo o'meter? Dude how long have you been living in that cave?

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>>27255363
NTT doesn't take over other threads, friendo.
>breaking no rules
Global rules 6 and 8, buddy. If you weren't breaking any rules, you wouldn't be consistently banned. So, do you want to start the countdown until you guys start screaming HOLD THE LINE or should I?

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>>27255422
this guy gets it
>>27255405
Fuck shit up o'meter
for when you need to measure the amount of shit to fuck up

>>27255452
We aren't violating GR 6 and this is the first instance of violation of GR 8

>>27255452
>>27255471
Plus, GR 8 is a bad rule.

>>27255452
>Rule 6: High quality posts are important.
Again, I pose NTT as an example. How is that ok when we aren't?
>Rule 8: Complaining may result in deletion of a post and a ban
Notice the word POST. Also, this still doesn't justify our initial nuking.
We have quality stories that are consistently updating. And if you're going to start touting around rule 8 all the time, then just nuke the entire site because it always happens.

>>27255452
Because ntt is so hq, go back to your trash heap.

If you don't like something filter it, shit posting is GR 3 and 6.

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>>27255500
>We have quality stories
>quality stories
>quality

>>27255549
I'm not referring to mine actually.
Check out Fire and Sky if you want real quality.
Mine is just some shitshow with an asshole who wants to see what happens.

>>27255549
fire and sky and a deal is a deal are fucking great

>>27255316
Small update before bed
>"Really? That's it? You're just on board?"
"Sure, Grandpa seemed to think it was worth some time."
>"Well then..."
"So... what do miss penis-on-head-horse?"
>"I'm just going to be ignoring that, we need to go to the grocery store."
"Cool. You know how to get there right? I never lived in this part of town and only really came here to so Grandpa. So I have no idea where I'm going."
>She looks unsure
>"Yeah, s-sure, I can get us there."
>She's lying through her teeth
>Probably afraid to admit to you that she doesn't know
>This is going to be an adventure
>You grab your keys
"Let's get some motherfucking groceries!"
>"Alright."
>You get in your car and turn on the radio
>Generic sounds are blasted through the speakers
>Not the best, but Moondancer is clearly not a fan of this music, so you can deal with it
"Just tell me when and were to turn ok?"
>"Got it... heh..."
>45 minutes later
>You and moondancer are hopelessly lost in a very bad part of town
"We're lost Moonie."
>"I know that, I admitted we were lost about 15 minutes ago when we drove past all those people getting arrested."
"Well fix it."
>"HOW?! I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE!"
"Use that penis on your head and magic us a way out of here!"
>"It's not a penis! It's a HORN."
*Knock knock knock*
>There is a large ape knocking on your window
>"Ey Mane! You los ou here or sommin?"
"Relax! I know exactly what to do!"
>You pull out your ghetto camo cd and put it in
>You always keep it with you just in case you needed to blend in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Xu5DxU8xw
>Irrythmic jungle drums begin to play and you roll down your window

>>27255807
"I don't speak jive very well but you wouldn't happen to know how to get to the high way would you?"
>"Sheet mane, yo jus take a right up at dat next light and go straight fo bout tree blocks then hang a right and you be headin straight fo it."
"Th-thanks."
>You roll the window up and look over to Moondancer
"Did you understand any of that?"
>She shakes her head
>"I think he may have said something about a lion?"
"I don't know man. Let's just keep wandering until we find it."
>You didn't make it to the grocery store that day.

>>27255405
My handwriting isnt THAT bad

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>My story isn't in the OP's pastebins
Guess i'll read stories then

More homeless anon when?

>>27256078
We're having a bit of chaos, mate. Sorry if it's not fixed. I'll go yell at the powers that be and maybe we can get a more up to date pastebin with our OP text.

>>27256014
oh shit vadkram's alive

>>27256078
I was just using the template I could find. I'm sorry.

>>27256139
Nah. Just noticed my pic in the OP while browing the threads, thought id pop in see how things are going. And boy howdy is scruffy having a field day with this one.

>>27256185
you know it bruh

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>>27255163
Thanks but even for writers that don't have a pastben. We always see their posts anyways because of desustorage thread archives

>>27256152
Nah don't worry
I only got 1.8k for the moment
I'll write after i'm done with homework of this week

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>>27255422
>>27255471
>>27255480
>>27255452
>>27255363
Btw, I'm OP's friend from the previous thread:
And he got banned!
Looks like a mod joined the game.

>>27256352
When will the 4chan revolution happens?

>>27256352
Na I think that's just all janitors can ban someone for on their own.

>>27256526
What?

Janitors can't ban.

>>27256534
i thought they could but only for 24hrs

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I've said this many times, Scruffy. Meet me IRL for some legal mutual combat. I want to get your blood on my Twilightlicious shirt.

>>27256431
>implying this isn't the beginning

>>27256890
This. Scruffy, I challenge you to an Agni Kai.

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>>27255144
previous thread
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27225719/#q27225719

we are as much show related as any other thread on /mlp/ so go fuck a cactus dear haters

>>27256352
Well shit. I'm not looking forward to this.

>>27256612
No, Janitors can send ban requests to mods, however, followed by a temporary 15 minute ban as that is pending.

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reminder that slavery is show related and on topic discussion

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>>27258433
reminder number two

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>>27255163
thanks C:OPFAG read you last green and was really good, hope for futures updates soon

The grandpa Incognytus was one awesome bastard

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>>27258448
>tfw he's based on my actual grandpa

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Because some people seem to be more than idiotic maybe we should change the template a bit:
This is a thread about PONIES from the show MY LITTLE PONY in subjugation to Anon or other PONIES in either EQUESTRIA or earth like in EQUESTRIA GIRLS. Subjugation as seen in THE SHOW and deviations of that. Other EQUESTRIAN creatures like GRIFFONS, or VILLAINS are also acceptable!

But since people seem to be completely retarded "Totally not Slavepone General" should work aswell...

>>27258433
>>27258442
yup!
Also half of the active threads are far less show related then we are. I could give a lot of examples but people might see that as offense to those threads, which is not my point.

Also:
Despite the fact the finding, torturing, killing, reviving, torturing and killing Scruffy is a lovely topic we should stop this and the "We will never surrender" posts. Not because they are wrong but because they are off-topic.

I'll start with this:
The last episode was about Trixxie, who magically enslaved Ponyville, and Starlight Glimmer who magically enslaved an other town. They even talked about slavery!
What if those two reformed villains go back to their old selfes like discord did because of Lord Tirek. The reason could be because they feel left out, not trusted, not fitting in.
They could even summon a magic resistant Anon (with Doritos and Beer) since Portals to Earth have been seen in episodes...
wadaya think?

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>>27258652
>This is a thread about PONIES from the show MY LITTLE PONY in subjugation to Anon or other PONIES in either EQUESTRIA
Maybe he's deleting you guys because he doesn't see why there needs to be multiple threads for the same fetish. There's already another thread for this shit, and it DOESN'T get scruffed every other day.

>>27258931
If you're referring to SiM, they've been getting scruffed as well. Also the main focus of the two threads is different.

>>27258931
Then why ban the OP on the grounds of 'Topics must be show-related'? If we're show-related then that's a BS ban.

>>27258931
>There's already another thread
Are you talking about SiM ? Because we are as close too them as "AnonFilly" is to "Princess Applejack". Maybe should learn a bit more before posting shit.
Also, didn't they get nuked recently anyway ?

>>27258993
We got scruffed repeatedly back when this bullshit started. One of our writers started a thread for his CYOA, which hit bump limit and died a peaceful death. We then restarted SiM, which so far appears to have avoided further attention.

>>27258974
>they've been getting scruffed as well
>>27258993
>Also, didn't they get nuked recently anyway ?
They only got hit when half the board got hit. It's been almost a month since they were deleted. And I'd say you guys are as close to each other as the Anonfilly and Transformation general are. Which is another pair of threads that should merge, if you ask me.
>>27258989
Probably ban length? Each rule has its own standard ban length, whereas writing a custom reason and ban length would take more time, and could probably get appealed easier.

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What I am wondering is... if the mods don't want this thread, why they let it go in 200~300 posts then delete it?
What does it mean? Are they just having a laugh over this thread?

>>27259155
The way I see it?
Its just one faggot mod deleting this thread over and over.
It went to 200~300 posts because he took a nap.

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>>27258652
>>27258442
Enslave all pones again?

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>>27259386
Of course.

>>27255817


You want us to delete again?

>>27258579
Fine for you

>>27259330
This seems most likely. The deletions continue to land in one timeframe; what probably happens is that particular Janitor wakes up, sees our thread, nukes it, and doesn't look back until tomorrow. Some days he can't be bothered to be scruffy, so we live for a bit again.

>>27255321
No, fuck you.

>>27255549
I'm pretty sure you haven't read any of them so piss off.

Somehow forgot to update the pastebin. Fixed now; also, here's a short update.

> Sticking to the coast at least alleviates the nervousness that being over open water would bring with it.
> Unfortunately, it brings on an entirely new problem:
> It makes you abundantly aware of just how massive the trip you are undertaking is.
> Miles and miles of coastline drifted on by, a seemingly endless parade of icy cliffs and frigid beaches.
> Already it'd been well over six hours in flight, and there was barely a hint of warming temperatures - the cold still keeping a firm grip on the land beneath and the plane above.
> Between yourself and Anonymous turns were being taken actually handling the controls, making sure neither of you got too tired early on.
> Though it's not entirely fair.
> More often than not you're forced to stay and help with navigating as best you can - picking out what few landmarks you think you can.
> The narrow passage at the north of the Celestial Sea had been passed by some time ago, and the first peaks of the mountains north of Manehattan were now appearing at the edge of the horizon.
> Giselle had tried to busy herself as best she could - bringing coffee up to the cockpit and once offering to take over in your spot for a while to allow you to stretch your wings.
> A nice thought, but unfortunately not something that could be.
> You understood why, though.
> Nervousness radiated off the griffon so thickly you were surprised she hadn't started molting.
> Despite your earlier reassurance, it was obvious her mind was anything but settled and Giselle desperately needed some way to keep herself distracted.
> A moment of inspiration had you put her to work improving the crude map that you'd created earlier.
> While you hadn't had the time (or the need) to alter it then, now it wasn't entirely ridiculous to claim the need for a decently accurate map.

>>27260568

> Of course Giselle probably knew even less of the Equestrian eastern coast than you remembered - but it was something for her to focus on, for a while at least.
> As you fly on, however, a different kind of nervoousness begins to build up in you - familiar, tingling sensation that warns...
"Horsefeathers."
> "What?"
"I need to open one of the roof hatches a bit, stick my head out."
> Across from you, Anonymous gives you a confused look but nods a go-ahead.
"Giselle! Come on up here a moment."
> The griffoness appears as you are wrenching the hatch open; immediately the roar of the engines grows deafening as the thunder of passing wind is added to it.
> Even just emerging for a moment into the raging slipstream, however, is enough to confirm your fears.
> Signalling Giselle to join, you shift off to one side and allow her to squeeze her feathered head out through the opening as well.
> Her eyes go narrow against the wind, but you can tell that if not for that they would be wide with realization at what you are feeling.
> Pulling back in - Giselle wordlessly latches the hatch, saving you the trouble - you sink back to the seat.
"So. Storm?"
> "Storm."
> Her head bobs in agreement.
> "Maybe even the same one we arrived in; we might be following in its path south."
> Anonymous curses softly.
> "How close?"
"Depending on local windspeed... I'd bet we'll see the cloud formations inside of half an hour, hit the bulk of it within the hour. You have that map, Giselle?"
> "Absolutely."
> She vanishes for a moment, but returns with a surprisingly-detailed evocation of Equestria's eastern coast.
> You can't help but notice she's put at least as much detail into the coastline of the Griffon territories, if not more.
"Right. By dead reckoning I'd guess we're about here-"
> Your hoof lands on a spot just south of the mouth of the Celestial Sea.
"-and, as we're on a roughly south-southeast heading, I'd say our storm is somewhere here."

>>27260579

> Circling an area roughly in the middle of the gap formed by the Griffish isles, Manehattan, and the peaks to its north you glance to Giselle for confirmation.
> "Sounds about right to me. I don't know exactly how weather patterns flow in Equestria, but I'd guess it's rolling south along the barrier formed by those mountains now."
"Before... everything happened, we didn't even work storms out there; all the planned weather was routed inland. If something came down from the north, we just kept it from drifting overland."
> "Hah, figures. We've always been more keen seafarers than you ponies."
"Anyhow, I think you're right about where it's going now. It could potentially get ugly as it meets the warmer air on the coast, though - weather down there depending."
> Anonymous grunts, his voice far clearer in your headphones.
> "I wish I could get a proper weather report relayed, but there's no way my radio is reaching anyone now. So, odds are you're right and we're in for a ride if we try and push down through that."
"Mmm-hmm."
> "It's never the easy way, is it?"
> Glancing between yourself and Giselle, you raise an eyebrow.
"Consider who you're saying that too."
> "Hah! Okay, fair point."
> "So, what are our two options for diversions?"
"If we backtrack North-East now, we can circle around to find the pass in the mountains and make a break for the Crystal Empire; I can ask for refuge."
> "What about the isles?"
> You're ready to explain that no, neither the unicorns nor griffons there probably wouldn't want anything to do with you - and then you remember.
> There's a griffon with you now as well.
"...can you negotiate with them?"
> "Probably."
> Giselle tugs at her own collar.
> "They'll be happy to see me back. Less happy to see you, but that's always a risk."
> "Plus, if we go that way we can just find a quiet cove to set down in for the night. There's a chance we'll still have enough fuel to get to a proper airport after that.

>>27260594

> Nodding at Anonymous' comment, Giselle sounds confident - but you hesitate.
"I don't know. The fighting's all over, but showing up with me..."
> "Hate to say it, Spitfire, but from my end of things I can say the same of Crystal Empire and their princess. They're sitting up in their fancy palace blocked out of the world, holding grudges that not everyone stayed together when it got bad."
> Giselle tilts her head as she speaks, and while you know she isn't really trying to hurt you it stings in your chest even so.
> Sucking in a breath, you nod.
"I'm sorry. I'm letting old business from the war ruffle my feathers."
> Shaking her head, Giselle chuckles.
> "I understand. It's hard to let things go sometimes, isn't it? And you're right, flying into the Crystal Empire with a griffon and a human - especially your owner - could be... tricky."
> You nod agreeably, and for a moment there's the briefest touch of a smile on Anonymous' face at the moment between the two of you.
> Then he's all back to business.
> "If I can interrupt for a moment ladies, I think I can see the clouds appearing on the edges of the radar. That gives us not too long to make our choice, so I need you to call it."

I waited for Lurk to finish his sudden update to begin releasing my thoughts:

I now am recognizing a thousand million of people being like 'lurk da best' and 'fire and sky be purrfekt'. But mine not. K, I confess I'm jealous, perfect, but instead of thinking 'why dont'cha like mein green' i thought 'how is F&S so overrated?'. That led me to a question: What does F&S have that my usual green not? Well, I'd seen a difference:

>He opened the cage.
>Hinges squeal as the cage door pulls side.

Notice the difference? Yep, of course: the first line is just some shitty words, compared to Lurk's Fire And Sky's line 40; 'rich language'. That's the difference. I tried something like that but went too overboard really. Now I'll base myself on F&S's high quality and begin to make something decent. BTW I'm already beginning with that.

Also, I'm not saying that I'll just go and copy F&S's ideas or any other thing that comes to your heads. I'm saying that Lurk is an example worth following and that there's new green I'll be making this week to see if I can do better. Keep up the work Lurk, you're doing wonders.

>>27260696
Srry forgot to add: I'm refering to HOW, not WHAT.

>>27260696
Quality prose is nice but you are completely missing the point. It's the content of the story that people like. It takes skill to write good characters and create good emotional drama without forcing anything like most writers try.

Also he updates and has a pretty decent running story. You've always updated with maybe two blocks of barely readable material and then drop it. It takes time to build a following no matter what you write, so expecting people to ask 'ferb when' after you threw down 500 words 5 threads ago is ludicrous.

What happened to the homeless anon story? I wanted to see where that was going.

>>27260696
>>27260705
literally nobody cares

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>not making progress

>>27260602
The Crystal Empire sounds boring.

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>>27255144
>tfw still waiting for Skittles to update
>tfw you know it won't happen but you refuse to give up hope

>>27260913
My objective is to get better, people caring about it or not. It may sound like I'm bitching, but I can say that's not my intention.
And yes, I know I had dropped more than 8 stories, in which 6 were only for practice. They were intended to end that soon so, well... I'm planning to ACTUALLY be consistent about something, and ACTUALLY make it good. I invisibly lurk the Writefag's Guild for help on something.

>>27261109
>implying i give a shit about you not giving a shit.

>>27261122
I know that feel bro.

>>27261455
I never gave up hope so I chose to continue it. Went pretty good, until I dropped it... Shit. but anyways, time for the dead to arise.

bumpie bump

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>>27261455

>>27261455
>skittles gets adopted by another anon
>Not me though I'm lazy

>>27256185
Will you continue writing? I really liked your story.

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>>27261085
This

>>27261085
>>27262842
I literally got banned for writing it (posting from mobile at the moment). First time I've ever been banned for anything on 4chan... really don't understand that.

>>27261600
>I never gave up hope so I chose to continue it. Went pretty good, until I dropped it
Continuing someone else's green is never a good idea. Sorry m8 you just didn't do skittles justice.

>>27262864
wow that sucks

>>27262864
The fuck? What was the reason?

>>27263043
GR 5&6, not sure how I was in violation of either...

>>27263068
So scruff is banning our writefags now?

ok....

Anon, mind pastbin-ing that story, i would like to read it more then ever now.

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>>27255471
>>27255500
>But but we're not violating GR6!
>>27263068
>Banned for GR6

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>>27263649
>Claims of being wrongly banned for alleged violations of GR6 are wrong because they were banned for alleged violations of GR6

>>27263649
The only reason you're even in this thread is because you know NTT is dead as unicorn Twilight, your thread is literal cancer, you have one or two writers who update one or twice a month at most, and vomit the same images over and over because there is nothing new.


No matter what you do just know this, our thread will always be better.

>>27262475
Probably not, I've pretty much lost my motivation in it, which kinda sucked i guess, just haven't been wanting to write as much as drawing. The ideas I had for each of the scenarios probably weren't going to be as good as I thought either,

If you want, I could just say what my plans were for each of the characters if you wanted to know, and leave it to your imagination to fill in the spaces

>>27263933
Please don't spoil Vadkram, maybe in a few months you will get the interest to return and continue the story.

>>27263933
Procceed in thine act, homosexual.

>>27263867
No point antagonizing them. it's become obvious that it's nothing but some silly social justice issue.

ignore them
This thread will be somewhere.

>>27261600
fuck you i love fire and sky
you dont have to try to dissuade other writers

>>27264307
spitfire best fire

fireking is returning to his usual shitposting and will be updating regularly soon

>>27265076
cmon man don't hold out on me like this.

>>27260696
I think your problem is that you are just too autistic

>>27261600
Honestly for me, the biggest reason I don't look forward to your green is because English isn't your first language which makes it difficult to read. It doesn't mater how interesting your stories are, if your vocabulary is limited, and your grammer and punctuation are off, it just ruins it for me.

So what happened to A Deal is a Deal? Is it died?

>>27255452
I agree that theres way to much 8
but 6 is retarded. just look around you. shitposting everywhere everythread everyboard. the only reason that garbage exists is an excuse to ban people. its like GR3

>>27259148
Sim is faggotry, but the reason its not deleted seems to be entirely related to the fact that it's a cyoa. there is so much off topic and psychopathic garbage in those threads, and generally theyre nothing but bumps. we're not going there. Sim is a trash head as far as readers go, even if some of the content creators are good. SPG is autistic enough about a deal is a deal's laura. we don't need their main CYOA shit shitting up the thread.

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>>27263867
not sure wtf you are talking about
SP General best General
need less arguing
need more green
need less scruffy

Back to work!

>your little slave pones will never grovel at your feet and lick your boots with a "welcome home, Master!" after a hard day's work
>they'll never take turns sucking your dick and rubbing your tired feet while the other one cleans and cooks you dinner
>they'll never make the cutest little squeaks and squeals as you playfully smack their rump with your riding crop

>>27266087
No, just in a coma. It'll be back after I finish up some other stuff and get over the scruffy blues.

>tfw no qt slave mare to put my dick in

>pone slavery is finally declared illegal
>pones are all located and forcibly deported back to Equestria
>no pones allowed to stay on Earth
>your pone slave starts to tear up and looks up at you wide-eyed, trembling
>"W...will they take me, too, Master?"
>there's loud banging at the door
>it's the authorities come to take your little pone slave away
>she hides behind your legs and starts to hyperventilate
>authorities knock in your door, grab the pony, put a leash on her, start to drag her out of the house
>she desperately clings to your leg with all her might as she's pulled, but her grip is quickly loosening
>she enters a full-on state of panic and hysteria, screaming and crying, kicking at the authorities while doing he best to cling to you
>"NO!!! NO!! MASTER PLEASE!!! I WANT TO STAY HERE WITH YOU! PLEASE MASTER! PLEASE! I LOVE YOU MASTER!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO!"
>you have no choice, it's the law
wat do?

>>27266675
>lie down
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

>>27266675
double suicide

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EMPLOYMENT IS MANDATORY
Con't from pastebin: http://pastebin.com/amhMYf99

>Berry shrugs and turns her attention back to her beer.
>"Fine. She's our friend."
>"Yay."
>"Shut up, Fluttershy. No one cares."
>"Don't care."
>This is weird. Berry isn't normally a surly, pissy little shit of a drunk.
>No, pretty cheerful, usually, until she's walked into the same wall three times because "EXCUSE ME MISTER, I'M TRYING TO WALK HERE" has no effect on drywall.
>"Hey," Fluttershy whispers, prodding your thigh with her hoof. "Play."
"What?"
>"Play."
"Huh?"
>"Movie."
"Oh."
>You hit the button before Flutterpone pokes you again.
>Berry is glaring at you.
>Meh. She's probably pissy because the rum is ALL YOURS!
>You would cackle maniacally, but you were raised better than that.
>No talking during the movie, and yes, maniacal laughter counts. Normal laughter is okay.
>You chuckle and swirl the bottle around for Berry to see.
>"Hush."
>POKE.
>Well now, apparently you have to amend the rules a bit.

>>27266786
>Ooooor throw a pony out on her ample ass.
>Choices, choices...
>Meh, you can't be expected to make choices sober. They might accidentally be something logical, like getting a new job.
>You stretch forward, grab one of the small glasses and hold it out to Nuttershy. Not quite in front of her, but close enough that you hope she'll actually notice it.
>Her eyes never waver from the screen.
>Well, questions are allowed, too. Were. You'll see.
>Probably not. You brace for another jab.
"Want me to mix you -"
>She licks it.
>And again.
>Then whines when her tongue finds the glass empty.
"Okay then."
>Looks like a yes.
>You set that glass down - to the side of the rest. (Pony spit does not a good mixer make.)
>(Actually, are you sure about that?)
>(Not like you've tried it.)
>(Probably not, though.)
>(Yeah, not trying that.)
>(Not sober.)
>ANYWAY.
>MOVING ON.
>You pour a measure of mango rum into all three glasses, killing off the bottle.
>A valiant and truer companion there never was.
>You toss it over your shoulder and grab the next bottle.

Hey people, just got back from the temp ban. The lying sack of shit banned me for calling him Hitler, with the staple don't break rule 3 reason.

>>27266905
>>27266849

You monsters.

>>27266972
Abuse isn't really a big theme in this thread. You want SiM.

>>27266675
>wat do?
>you have no choice, it's the law

Nothing? Say goodbye I guess.

>>27266985
>not whipping out your katana, doing a 360 and killing all the cops before grabbing your loyal little slave mare and moonwalking out of there to go hide and make a new life for yourselves innawoods

pleb

>>27266952
lol nice

>>27266999
FUCKING BLESSED TRIP 9S AND DUB SIXES! WITNESSED!

>>27266868
>not mention of being done.

Oh wow the sjw's are just abusing the report button lol. I look forward to more later

>>27266979
>abuse
What if the little slave mare likes being whipped?

>>27267050
There's no such thing as a slave that enjoys being whipped by her master.

>>27267050
Then you give her what she wants. In excess.
>>27267062
Lies.

>>27267062
Literally not true, ever seen a BDSM video?

>>27267049
I don't disagree, but what does the green mean?

>>27267094
They're faking it for the money.

>>27267258
whatever man, if you cant except that there are shit genes out there that like it that's your thing.

>>27267290
I personally think we need to exterminate them, but that's just my inner /pol/

>>27266868
>Fluttershy's focus is squarely on the the movie as you work The Magicks.
>Berry's is on you - and keeping her frown from bringing shame to any of the other characters from 2000 AD.
>A little bit of mango rum, a dash of coconut... hmm... oh.
>Sprite.
>How could you forget?
>Everything uses Sprite.
>EVERYTHING.
>Somehow, Berry's expression gets even angrier as you hand Fluttershy her glass, the little mare taking it between both forehooves and lapping from it like a dog.
>You grab the next glass and slide - NOPE, BAD IDEA. Flutters starts to lean as you move away, nearly tipping her glass over.
>Apparently, you are LOAD BEARING and Fluttershy cannot sit up on her own.
>You knew she lacked a spine, but that seems a little extreme.
>Instead, you are wave Berry over and gesture to the glass - let it never be said that you are not the most Merciful and Generous of Men - but the mare shakes her head.
>Ungrateful swine!
>Stubborn girl won't abandon HER chair even for mango rum.
>You should have expected shenanigans when she made a little flag and taped it to the back of the seat.
>She stretches as far as she can. You stretch as far as you can - without tipping over the meltypone.
>Somehow miracles happen.
>The glass ends up in her hoof.
>No spillage.
>Praise Thor.

>>27267336
PRAISE THE BIG HAMMER!

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>>27267384
as I thought...

pic related to the argument in this thread

>>27267384
I checked the thread and it seems to be what looks like a mod apologist or one of the mods/janitors is defending blanket deletion, so everyone go say fuck you to scruffy.

>tfw no pony slave to force to eat my cum

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>>27267584
can I interest you in one?
one of these or an other?

>>27267622
Don't they take credit cards? I want both Ponk and Luna.

>>27267622
I'll take the minty green unicorn. She seems the type that would eat my cum with great enthusiasm.

>>27267664
So long as you fingerbang her to oblivion, probably.

>>27267679
Slave doesn't get to cum unless master says so.

>>27267706
even the joy of drinking our cum? Its fun to spoil them once in a while.

>>27267715
Of course she'll drink my cum, she's just not allowed to cum herself without permission, I don't care how horny and excited she is.

>>27267743
Your no fun.

>>27267743
>you will never edge your little slave mare for hours as she begs and cries for permission to cum which you deny her repeatedly

>>27267761
Now now, that doesn't mean she'll never get to cum, just that she has to wait until she has my permission. After all, slave's pleasure isn't important, only master's is, but I'm a benevolent master. I have to keep my toys wanting to come back for more, after all.

>>27267775
you say that as if there is somewhere else they could go.

>>27267783
She could end up being disobedient and schlicking herself when she thinks I'm not looking if I don't give her a proper seeing to every once in a while. We can't have that, now can we?

>>27267584
>>27267622
>>27267639
>>27267664
>>27267679
>>27267706
>>27267715
>>27267743
>>27267761
>>27267765
>>27267775
>>27267783
>>27267813
please continue your discussion anons, this is turning me on

>>27267813
>and schlicking herself when she thinks I'm not looking
That's what a chastity belt's for, Anon. She's a slave, she shouldn't GET a choice in the matter.

>>27267986
That could get messy when she has to pee and I'm not home.

>>27268028
noob

>>27268028
They have holes for that, Anon.

>>27268028
What's she doing pissing without permission anyway? She should be saving that up for her Master.

>>27268051
>saving it for master
What... what do you mean by that, Anon?

>>27268095
She only gets to pee when I'm watching.

>>27268095
Is it piss fetish time again?

>>27268028
>>27268051
>>27268108
skittlesfags detected

>>27268114
piss fetish is top-tier fetish when slaves are involved.

>>27267622
>>only 100 dollars
damnit. sun or moon. sun or moon.
Sun.

feeling sorry for derpy. she's going stir crazy. ponies do not belong in stalls

>>27268161
god damn it not this shit again, you fucks are the ones that drove away SkittlesAnon.

>>27267639
>>27267664
>>27268171

>suddenly your vision shifts to a place you don't recongnize
>Its dark and with only the moonlight that shines through the large windows and the monitor radiating a bit of light
>The monitor shows a countdown on the lower left side
>4
>3
>2
>1
>a red expressionmark can now be seen on the top
>your vision turns around once more
>there is something like lines of dark purple dots flowing to the center of the room
>gathering in the midst to a dark flame that seems to levitate above the floor
>with a fizzle some sparks drop out of the dark flame and fall to the ground
>Poof!
>then everything returns to normal

>You succesfully summoned the spirit of a dead writefag.

I-is it s-safe t-t-to come out?

OH LOOK CANDY!

Wait someone calls for green!

>>27268186
>not wanting your slave mare to piss in your mouth on a regular basis
What are you some kinda faggot?

>>27268333
I guess I am. screw dicks and piss.

>>27266675
ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD PONY
MASTER WAS MEAN EBUL HUMAN
GREEN PEACE AND PETA GOOD MASTER BAD
>Equestrian suicide rate rises 100%

>>27268114
Its always piss fetish time in SP general

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>>27268188
>You should get dressed for this Event.
>You take our your best clean T-Shirt and a washed Jeans and slip in your Jacket.
"Keys check, money check, cellphone check, time to go!"
>After leaving your house you get into your marvelous 15-years-old-car and head for your destination.
>Once you found a parking spot you walk the few last steps towards the main entrace, the tension rising with every step you take.
>You can see people gathering.
>It's already quite crowded with people. Some wear suits other are quite casual. A guy with a fedora.
>There sure is some cash walking around tonight, but you are prepared and have your sinister master plan. Wait for the guys to blow away their money und grab a cheap Pony.
"Perfect!", you whipser to yourself.
>The doors open and you follow the stream of people to the stage.
>After a short while the spotlight turns on showing a guy in a white sirt behind a lectern
>"Good evening Ladys and Gentleman! I welcome you to another Auction!"
>The people hush while the auctioneer stares into the crowd.
>"What a lovely audience we have today!", he says with a bright smile.
>You could swear there are Dollarbills in his eyes...
>"For starters we got this beutiful blue pegasus! An exelent flyer of light weight, loyal and hardworking!"
>"Please place your bids!"

>>27268411
Fireking = SkittlesAnon confirmed.

>>27268411
Goddammit, what next? Is Ling going to talk Sunburst into pissing Anon's bed?

Someone should make a slavepone game where you can either be in the business of buying and selling slavepones, or trying to run your own business using slavepones to achieve maximum profit. I'd play the shit out of that.

>>27268360
But anon, mares don't have dicks...

>>27268429
goddamn I sure hope so, unf...

>>27268447
GODDAMMIT, LING!

>>27268416
>Age: Average
>Weight: Light
Top tier slave operation right there, 11/10 would buy from, nothing sketchy at all.

>>27268490
kek

>>27268490
but anon, what's the pony's age gender?

>>27268543
You have to remove her central nervous system to find that out.

>>27268333
>>27268555
I want a pony to pee in my mouth while I remove her central nervous system.

>>27268379
And humans who developed an emotional symbiotic bond with their ponies cannot ....i dont know... accompany them to Equestria?

>>27268610
I'm guessing after decades of enslavement humans proooobably wouldn't be welcome on the pony's homeworld.

>>27268618
Maybe the ponies could petition the equestria and earth governments to allow periodic visits between the two for ponies/masters that had developed strong bonds/feelings of affection for each other.

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>>27268618
>Implying they can stop us

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>>27268711
>ponies/masters that had developed strong bonds/feelings of affection for each other
Pfft, like that would ever happen.

>>27268416
>"100!"
>"150!"
>"200!"
>"300!"
>Hehe just as planned...
>"500!"
>You look around to see some bidders quite worked up already. Perfect!
>After a while the first Pony is sold for 1500$ and the happy owner leaves with his new pet.
>The second Pony to be sold is larger, a dark blue mare with wings and a horn.
>"And sold for 3100$! Thank you, Sir!"
>The buyer walks towards the stage hands over the money and takes his new Pony by the leash back into the crowd.
>Right next to you. Which makes him the center of attention for a brief moment.
"Ahem!, Ladys and Gentlemen our next Pony is this beutiful pink mare!"
>You look at the mare next to you, she sure is beutiful.
>She looks back at you and your eyes meet for a faint moment before she looks back on the ground.
>So much sadness in her eyes.
>The guy who bought her doesnt seem to concerned about her, with the leash in his hand. And the other hand scratching his chin while he looks at the pony on the stage.
>"1750$!"
>Another one?
>>"1750 Dollar! Please come to the stage again!"
>While he starts to move towards the stage again his ponies gaze meets yours again, with a expression that screams "Help me!".
>But you are not here for that.
>The next pony to be sold is a minty green one.
>This one seems strange, almost happy.
>50, 70, 100, 130, 200...
>"1000 DOLLAR!!"
>Everybody looks at the guy who suddenly raised the bet by 800. A dude with an odd smile on his face that weirds you out.
>>"1000 for once, twice aaaaaand SOLD! Congratulation, Sir!"
"Two weirdos, perfect match...", you whisper to yourself.
>The auctions continues for over an hour and the crowds get smaller and smaller.
>Time to make your move!
>"And before we have the Grand Finale for today we have this beuty!"
>Did he just whiper an "again"? Must be your mind playing tricks on you...
>It's quite late and you are tired.
>"For this pony, strong in body and mind the starting bid is 150$!"

>>27268727
Skittles probably would have an aneurysm if forcibly separated from her new master.

>>27268779
>WEEHHHH

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>>27268779

>>27268783
Is there anything more heart-crushingly adorable than a pony earflop? I think not.

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>>27268781

>>27268790
Poor baby, I'd take her home and give her lots of treats and belly rubs and cuddles to make her feel better.

>>27268779
>>27268783
>>27268790
We need more of this so badly.

>>27268789
No. Especially with that nervously inquisitive look on the next page, followed by realization of where she still is trapped...

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>>27268741
>Odd. All the other started at 50.
>You hear some hushed mumbling in the crowd.
>The pony on the stage is a grey mare with short hair and mane green eyes.
>"Do I hear 150?"
>Most of the other pones looked sad but this one has an angry expression.
>"150? Anyone?"
>No biders, this is your chance!
>You raise your hand.
>"The young Gentlemen bidded 150 Dollar, do I hear 200?"
>The auctioneer is suddenly grinning from ear to ear.
>"150 once, twiceandsoldcongratulations! Please come forward!"
"Yes! And only 150!"
>The people make room for you while you move towards the stage, some look a bit worried.
>Idiots!
>Once you reach the stage the auctioneer heads towards you yanking the Pony behing him.
>"The Money?"
"Here you go."
>"Here is you pony, have a nice evening!"
>He hands you the leash and thus the deal is concluded.
>You are now the proud owner of a sentient Pony.
"This is going to be fun!"

>>27268846
>inb4 Anon gets dommed hard by his "slave"

>>27268864
I'm okay with this.

>>27268814
but if you are not strict you wont get her to obey. she wants to go home and no ammount of tummy rubs and carrots are going to change that. You can however, get her to like you if you hold her against her will and do subtle nice things after first completely constraining her.

>>27268872
>implying I wouldn't find a way to get her home on the underground pone railroad

>>27268864
and then she gets executed

>>27268711
your idea is better than the possibility of finding humans and ponies dying together for the terrible pain of living apart

A romantic and stupid end

>>27268893
Anon would be too afraid of her to do anything about it.

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>>27268741
>>While he starts to move towards the stage again his ponies gaze meets yours again, with a expression that screams "Help me!".
>>But you are not here for that.
But I do !!

A guy appears behind the crowd, pulling a revolver from his jacket and shattering the head of the last buyer in a flash of glory and gunpowder, amid the shouts and chaos 4 people more start shooting with semiautomatic Uzis sprayed in red stained alabaster walls, ponies, paralyzed by fear and blood on their manes end up falling to the floor covering her small head with its hooves, finishing the symphony of bullets and death they contemplate the masters of this free slaughter.

Take easy!

We will not hurt ..

We are the good guys

>>27268846
>You are now the proud owner of a sapient Pony.
FTFY

>>27268846
>This is going to be fun!"

My laughter is such that it can not hold

>>27268879
I would rail that pone

>>27269007
terrified sad little slave pone is for rescuing, not sexual

Would you want to be a slave pone if you had a loving master that doted on you constantly and took excellent care of you?

>>27269017
That depends. Would we fuck?

>>27269017
I mean, if the alternative is being a worker for an uncaring (at best) or sadistic (at worst) owner who just wants profits or pleasure from me, absolutely I'd take the caring one.

>>27269029
You'd be a mare, and your body would have needs, but he wouldn't force you to fuck. He might try to warm you up to the idea on several occasions by trying to finger you, etc, but there will never be force or restraint involved.

>>27269056
And he'd be attractive by human standards, no fat sweaty cheeto dust laden neckbeard.

>>27269071
Is it odd that the concept of fucking a guy in a female body doesn't bother me, but also doesn't turn me on? I would be all up on that.

>>27269122
I'm kinda the same. If I'm a mare and crave a good dicking now and then, and have a non-repulsive master that's willing to oblige me, what's the harm?

>>27269122
No, not really. Same deal here: If it's the way I've always been, then it's not 'wrong'. At the same time, it's not something I can really imagine so I can't say it appeals either.

>>27255817
>The morning after the terrifying expedition into the tribal lands
>You awake earlier than normal
>Your stomach begs you to be filled like a slutty whore
>Similes are hard when you're hungry
>You'll try again later
>Food first
>You go down to the kitchen and see that moondancer is just now arriving there as well
>She looks exhausted
>You open your mouth to greet her and she immediately cuts you off
>"I am in no mood for your shit right now. I got a call last night about a runaway that needs to be picked up and I just got done setting up the meeting. In total, I got about 2 hours of sleep. Please, just give me this day."
>You move closer to her with a gentle smile and start to pet her hair
"Moondancer, if I do that, then the communists win. You wouldn't want that, would you?"
>Silence
"Exactly."
>As you walk away to eat breakfast you hear Moondancer mumbling something
"I couldn't hear you. What?"
>"Grumble grumle grumble-there."
"Moondancer, are you having a stroke? All I hear is a bunch of garbled mumbling."
>"I need your help to get to the meeting."
"Do we get to use codenames?"
>"What?"
"I'll be Count Chocula and you can be Captain Crunch."
>"Anon, what are you talking about?"
"With my vampire powers and your pirate ship, nothing will stop us from serving a balanced breakfast of freedom to all the ponies of the world!"
>"Anon, listen to me: I just need you to drive me to the park, hold my leash and let me handle this meeting. Ok?"
"Don't worry, Crunch, I've got your back."
>"Don't call me that."
"Sorry, but if I didn't it would compromise OPFAG's opsec."
>"Just eat your damn breakfast!"
>You Salute
"Crunchatize me, Captain!"

>>27269122
>>27269192
>>27269219
What if you were a stallion and your master wanted to stick his tongue in your ponut every now and then? Would you let him rim you?

>>27269232
>After breakfast you go up and shower
>Once you exit you hear a knocking at your bedroom door
>You walk over and answer
>It's Moondancer
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
"But you knocked."
>"That doesn't mean I want to get a face full of your dick!"
"It also doesn't mean that you DON'T want a face full of my dick."
>"For the love of- UGH!"
>She turns away from you
>Giving you a full view of her butt
>Lol horse butt
>Wait, she's saying something.
>"Anon, are you even listening?"
"I'm sorry, I was giggling at your butt. What was the question?"
>"I asked you if you had my leash or not."
"Look, I'm not here to judge you for your fetishes."
>"Not what I meant! I can't be out on public property without a leash. Do you have it?"
"Negatory captain."
>"Whatever, I'm going to shower. It should be in the study on Incog's old desk. Just don't forget to grab it, ok?"
"Aye aye."
>She leaves and you close the door

>>27269233
I've heard it said that having someone eat your ass feels pretty good, so I guess I'd give it a shot.

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>>27269242
>Once dressed, you head over to the study to find that leash
>Room's cool as hell
>The walls on either side of you are lined with books on shelves
>At the back of the room sits your Grandpa's old desk, with a small box on top of it
>Feeling educated as fuck just standing here
>The books make you feel like you're forgetting something but you have shit to do, you'll figure it out later
>You go to the desk and look at the box
>It's labeled with your name
>You open it up and find something absolutely beautiful
>Your grandpa's old .45 revolver, a holster for it, and 5 or 6 boxes of ammo.
>There's a note at the bottom.
>"6 bullets..."
"More than enough to kill anything that moves."
>Man, this gun brings back memories.
>Your grandpa taught you how to shoot even though your parents never liked the idea that much
>"How else is the boy supposed to keep the Queen of England out of his fucking face if he can't shoot?!" Your grandpa would shout
>You think back to the many nights that you spent with him, shooting the bird feeders out of his neighbor's trees
>No free handouts you stupid nigger birds
>You remember when you first showed grandpa the scene in Metal Gear with Revolver Ocelot and how hype he got
>How he grew the same moustache that Ocelot had because of it
>Good times
>Your good times are interrupted
>"Anon? You find it?"
"No. Where in the study?"
>"Check the desk, second drawer!"
>You look, it's there.
"Got it."
>"Alright, let's go! The contact is waiting!"
>You load the gun, don the holster and put your jacket on over it
"Alright, let's go Captain. Remember... stay Crunchy out there."

>>27269259
My ex-girlfriend was pretty obsessed with eating my ass. It does feel pretty nice.

>>27269273
Ok. So the actual saving ponies and shit begins soon. next update but our heroes also need to deal with grocery shopping too I swear it becomes relevant! Regardless! Any thoughts and criticism is welcome, I don't expect this to be actually good this is the first green I've ever put any effort into. I can't learn if nobody slaps me and tells me when I'm being retarded. Thoughts?

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>>27269010
>not fucking her until she's so lost in pleasure that she doesn't know where she is, let alone being able to feel sad about where she isn't.
>not keeping her stimulated with toys and fuckings that she becomes adickted to it.
>not sexeing to the point she wouldn't want to go back home even if she could.
you don't deserve slave pone

>>27269327
Thanks for the content, will read it over and give critique when I get off work in a couple hours.

>>27269375
Thanks.

>>27269327
I can slap you and tell you that you are retarded if that's your fetish, but honestly I found everything to be pretty good. Good job for a first green.

>>27269362
If you were captured and enslaved by a race of aliens, would you EVER get used to being raped and stop thinking about getting home?

>>27269384
That is not my fetish. That's my learning style.

>>27269429
what is your fetish?

>>27269484
horse pussy[\spoiler]
>>27269495
Wait! Am I the clone? Or are you?

>>27269508
I don't think that really counts as a fetish around here, since it's pretty much the norm.

>>27269400
Well if Stockholm syndrome started to set in and they to care to ensure that i PHYSICALLY enjoyed it I'm site my mind would come around eventually.

Brainwashing is a powerful drug

>>27269520
If we're going to be like that then I guess I'll give the real answer:brainwashing/mind control

>>27269546
>not piss
pleb

>>27269561
Well I'm not anti-piss. I just don't seek it out.

>>27269576
How would you react if pone got scared and peed in your lap?

>>27269587
Push it off me and get a towel.

>>27269587
Depends on the pone. I'm not into stallions, so I'd probably be upset if it was a guy. But a good mare? it might get me places.

>>27269609
>it might get me places.
Are you saying your crotch getting covered in warm mare pee would give you an erection?

>>27269636
I'm saying I'd use it as a mode of transportation.

>>27269659
wat

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>>27269659
>I'm saying I'd use it as a mode of transportation.
Are you high anon?

>>27269689
>not riding the mare piss to valhalla shiny and chrome

>>27269672
>>27269689
>Not using pressurized piss to get around
It's like I'm surrounded by faggots
>>27269694
This anon, gets it

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>>27269672
He wants to ride a pretty pony to save on gas, obviously.

>>27269709
Pone is too small for human to ride.

>>27269725
Pone is like piss rocket. Faster than motorbike.

This thread has gone to weird places.

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>>27269725
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>>27269745
Purely platonic mare piss

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>>27269745
Nobody likes a tease.

>>27269769
stallions do
look up "teaser mare"
you're welcome

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>>27269745
Oh shit.

>>27269816
Why do this to my heart?

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>>27269780
Touche, but I actually didn't have to look it up, anon.
>pic related.

>>27269816
Luv u too. It's the thought that counts, though I wish you could appoint an heir or something.

>>27269327

this>>27269375

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>>27269924
Shit!

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>>27269924

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>>27269232
This strangely reminds me of a certain youtuber.

>>27269945
The world may never know.

>>27269948
I actually don't know who that is.

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>>27269924
Oh hell what's going on!

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>>27269924
>>27269956

>>27269955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB9-2U-aeNE
Be careful.

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>>27269966
ABANDON SHIP!

>>27269978
That gif is more bloated than the average black american single mother with 7 kids.

>>27269988
I would blame google.

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>>27270027
Do we need to make the line?

>>27270047
THE /SLAVE/ WILL RISE AGAIN!

>>27270046
Don't tell him to nuke us!

>>27270046
>>27270027
>>27270047

I remain concerned.

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>>27270057
You heard him brothers FORM A LINE!

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>>27270074
so that we may be executed in an orderly fashion?

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>>27270074
End of Rine?

Guys, I just got word that SkittlesAnon was permabanned...

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>>27270047
>>27270074
Huh. Well, it took a day longer than I thought it would.

>>27270110
We require proof of this claim

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>>27270110
Kindly explain why the living shit he was perma banned

>>27270122
>>27270123
The dubs and sequential order humbly request proof.

>>27270110
Don't start saying that shit unless you can give proof.

>>27270110
Citation fucking needed.

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>>27270150

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Hey Scruffy ,We don't plan on leaving this thread General and were not going anywhere basically cut off one head two more appear so in short Fuck Off

>>27270218
>pone refuses to move from chair
>sit on pone
>anon 1 pone 0

>>27270230
Sitting on ponies is my fetish.

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At least we aren't nuked yet, right?

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Mare is for whipping. Mare is never not for whipping.

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>>27269327
This is worth kekking, Now it's worth keeping reading. not gonna f-

>>27270150
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!

>>27270248
Good thing it's a no.

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>>27270260
Mare is always for whipping.

>>27270260
>>27270272
Why you gotta be so mean, anon?

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>>27270317
It's their fault for being mares. Mares are for whipping.

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>>27270340
Is mare also for riding?

Is that it? We just had a few comments deleted? Cool. Maybe a new era of prosperity is dawning for slavery.

>>27270361
BACK TO SIM

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>>27270361
Mare is for whatever Master says mare is for.

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>>27270272
>>27270340
No, only disobedient mares are for whipping. Good mares get minor words of praise to reinforce their good behavior.

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>>27270260
>>27270340
>>27270391
What do if mare likes whipping? How punish?

>>27269327
Your latest updates have amused me much among the irresponsible hilarity of Anon and emotional mortification of Moondancer to time since I read a story where the characters had such good synergy, keep it and do not stop

>>27270403
Withhold whipping, obviously.

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>>27270387
>>27270361
Pone is for winning.

>>27270417
Thank you. I'm currently working on the next update. Not sure when it will be ready, I'm not confident enough to give a time for that yet.

>>27270272
>>27270317
>>27270340
>>27270361
>ponies being treated like horses
This is so my fetish.
Moar.
>>27270387
>>27270391
>>27270403