Unofficial /mlp/Dungeon Hangout Thread #14

>>27243290
I'll go ahead and start writing green because. So, what is wanted?

>>27243358
The party in the dungeon complaining about stuff that doesn't even matter, like the blanket thing.

>>27243358
What Fruitanon really does when he's AFK for hours at a time

>>27243358
My attempted....silencing...of Jack and Suitcase.

>>27243370
>Be Manhorse.
>Always making things way too complex for most people.
>Though a lot of things you have to barrow from the others.
>It's really hard to most of the time...
>Especially if it's something from Glim, Suitcase, or Krono.
>They always make it really difficult.
>Suitcase once took a tin can that you were trying to use to make a grip for a gun, you had to knock him out before you could get it.
>Glim almost kept you from making your gun better so she had a better place to sleep.
>And just a few minutes ago, Glim and Krono were keeping you from making a ray gun because they wanted to have max stickiness for their blanket which only was used for some sort of fetish.
>But you still put up with them somehow.
>You almost cracked with the GlimXJack thing.
>At least that was replaced with KronoXGlim and there wasn't any arguement about that.
>You think.
>Well, you may hate these people but you're stuck with them.
>And they're stuck with you.

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>>27243546
Hey I hate Manhorse as much as he does.

>>27243572
To me.

Fuck I worded that wrong

what next?

>>27243387
>>27243642

>>27243642
>>27243373

>Be Glim.
>You gon kill them.
>Suitcase and Jack need to be 'silenced'
>For what reason?
>Because.
>When you found them you relentlessly MUDAMUDAMUDA'd them till you got paralyzed.
>When Manhorse came in you were pretty screwed but you still tried.
>Soon you had to give up though.
>But one day.
>ONE DAY.

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>>27243717
I agree wholeheartedly with everything described here.

Now finally do Anon's idea
>>27243373

Hey guys.
I found someone reading Krono's green about *cough*Jack panties*cough* on soundcloud.
https://soundcloud.com/lone_k/bee-lo-meme

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>>27243896
Lol wut

>>27243896
You tried to meme me, but you failed.

>>27243904
But that is some FUCK THE BEEES meme.

>Be Fruitanon
>It slightly sucked being a plant.
>Every few hours you'd have to take hour long showers or else bees would rape you.
>Then after the shower you had to replace your soil which was basically like removing organs.
>After doing that, you have to stand out in the sun for a while.
>Then you'd teleport back into the Dungeons for a while before the cycle started again.

>>27243904
Get it?
Bee Lo "Green"?

>>27243926
I'm trying to get some ideas....


Suitcase's Vent Crawling Adventures.

Plus me because fuck it.

>>27243947
Do really want me to do a green about Suitcase crawling through a fucking vent?

I'm better at doing theoretical events that haven't happened than events that have actually happened.

>>27244035
WELL I DON'T KNOW


DO THE STICKYNOTE THING

ME LAYING ON YOU.WHATEVER

>>27244035
Me slowly turning into a Mad, fruit enthusiastic Doktor, being the only one who heals people.

>>27244052
What about some sort of special valentine's day dungeon?

>>27244167
Sure why not.


I stated that last thread.So why not now?

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>>27244035
Slave krono carrying Glimglam around while she continually gains weight and becomes fat from doing nothing.

Because fetishes.

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>>27244214
That statement gives me the excuse to post this.

>Be the party
>Today was valentine's day, and Lawsman made a special area in the dungeon.
>The rooms in it were all filled with monsters that wouldn't attack.
>All they did was give out presents, and they would only be defeated if you complimented them too much.
>It was incredibly cheesy.
>He tried to make up for it though.
>A room at the end of the area spread off into 5 rooms.
>Each room had a king's size bed and two lamps.
>Everyone knew what that meant.
>Law informed everyone that whatever you did in the rooms, even just sleeping, would give full health and exp.
>Suitcase and Daily immediately ran into a room, seconds later loud slapping noises came from the room.
>Manhorse somehow made a sex doll from a few sticks and some tape.
>Fruit grabbed the Gemima statue he had been carrying with him and ran into a room. Crying emitted from the room after.
>Jack wasn't paying attention and was trying to choose which room to go to.
>Once he chose he went to grab Glim, but then saw she was gone and all but one room was locked.

>The next day.

>Everyone has full health and almost to the point of leveling up.
>After exiting their rooms, everyone goes to leave the valentine's day area.
>But then to everyone's shock, at the end of the hallway was Jack's body with his head disembodied head in his lap and a bloodied sword in his hoof.
>THE END

>>27244503
>But then to everyone's shock, at the end of the hallway was Jack's body with his head disembodied head in his lap and a bloodied sword in his hoof.
>But then to everyone's shock,sans Glim,at the end of the hallway was Jack's body with his head disembodied in his lap and a bloodied sword in his hoof.

FTFY

Lets see....
How about a green where the Tree we fought last floorTentical wood rapes the party except me

>>27244631
1.That doesn't seem very interesting.
2.I'm bad at lewd green.

>>27244631
We're both photosynthetic entity's.
I'd grab some popcorn and watch with the tree.

>>27244670
Well I'm sorry I don't have anything interesting to give out.
>>27244214
Just do this

TRAPPED IN BASEBALL GAME NOBODYS SCORED FOR 9 INNINGS
SEND HELP

>>27244800
Kek that might actually work.

>Be Krono
>Glim has been on your back for a while now, she's done basically nothing but eat food items.
>Every hour that passes, she gets heavier.
>After a few days she's so heavy that it's nearly impossible to move her, but you don't want to get the whip again.
>You swear you can hear flies buzzing around your back.
>Every so often she would let you take a well deserved "rest", but she hasn't spoken ever since you heard the flies buzz around.
>Soon she starts to smell.
>You have to set her down or else you're gonna break your back.
>You put her down infront of you just to see that her mouth is slathered in blood.
>She had died of her pancreas exploding.
>THE END.

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>>27244860

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>>27244860

>>27244800
>>27244860

>>27244924
IT NEVER ENDS
IVE BEEN HERE FOR 5 HOURS SEND HELP DAMMIT

>Be the party.
>Law got sick af.
>He decides to let everyone back into the real world for a period of time.
>The only thing was that everyone had to live in the same house.
>Mass screaming ensues.
>The house very quickly is covered in horse semen and fire.
>So everyone became homeless.
>With the last bit of money owned, everyone goes to a baseball game because they are such good """""friends""""".
>Big mistake.
>It was boring as fuck.
>No one gained any points after 9 innings
>Finally the stadium goes empty except for the party and the baseball players.
>Everyone knew the next time they were going to have fun was when Law stops being sick.
>So everyone says fuck it and goes into a massive orgy.
>Except Jack.
>Jack is no fun.
>Law only arrives after the party is arrested for public indecency.
>Law is pissed and let's everyone serve their sentence.
>2 years in jail.
>Law is even more pissed when he finds out another 8 years were added on because everyone got bored and had 8 more orgies.
>THE END

>>27245051
Thanks man, ap-ANOTHER FUCKING INNING JUST STARTED I SWEAR TO GO-

>>27245051
>So everyone says fuck it and goes into a massive orgy.
>Except Jack
>Jack was no fun
>And GlimGlam
>She(?)was preaching about Communism

FTFY

Remember that time I was trying to kill Gemima?


Do a green on that.

>Be Glim
>It was a beautiful saterday morning... you think.
>You can't see much outside of the tower.
>But you knew you had to do something about the Gemima statue Fruit was carrying around.
>It was slowing everyone down and you really wanted to destroy Fruit... mentally of course.
>So while Fruit was off doing who knows what, you stepped up to the statue and square chained it's face.
>Jack and Suitcase immediately teleported to you and started attacking.
>You continued to attack the statue.
>After a few turns Jack paralyzed you.
>Suitcase continued to wail on you
>After a while you fell unconscious.
>THE END

>>27245229
>Jack and Suitcase immediately teleported to you and started attacking
>After a few turns, Jack paralyzed you.
Yeah, that's me.

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>>27245229
>It was a beautiful saterday morning... you think.

I though it read
>Its beautiful day outside.Birds are singing.Flowers are blooming.
>Stand Users like you....
>Should be ZA WAURDO!

ITS OVER ITS FINALLY FUCKING OVER
Nice home run finishing the game at inning 15.
Home team won.

bump while I contemplate if I should make the green idea I have in my mind...

>>27245688
In the meantime,have one where the party all decide that GlimxJack is dead.

>Be the party.
>Decide it's time to end something that's been bugging the party for a while.
>After an Anon apparated in and asked about ships, everyone questioned if JackXGlim should be a thing anymore.
>Everyone sat down in a circle.
>Jack spoke first
"Fuck that shit. It's dead."
>Glim noticeably tears up a bit.
>Manhorse then spoke
"It slows down our progress and makes us argue for no reason."
>Krono spoke next.
"It was fun while the joke lasted, but now it's shit."
>Jack spoke again.
"All who agree that the ship is dead, say I."
>Everyone did.
"It's decided. But what ship will be in the dungeon? Everyone pretty much hates eachother."
>The Anon apparated in again.
>"What about KronoXGlim? It seems like something that would work."
>Everyone nodded except Krono who was clearly trying to shove his head in his torso like a fucking turtle.
"What the fuck you doing."
>Krono's head went through his body and out his ass.
"I guess so."
>The Anon nodded and disappeared.
>Jack squinted at Krono while his head went back to it's normal place.
"Well, anyone who agrees KronoXGlim should be the new shit say 'I'"
>Everyone said 'I' except Krono who's head was still snapping back in place.
>Then he said 'I'
>The next thing Krono knew was he was trapped under a sticky note blanket and had a cowbell round his neck
>THE END

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>>27245882
To be perfectly honest,I never loved Jack

>>27245943
I know. But the ship was a joke ship

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>>27245955
This on the other hand...

>>27245943
Eh.

>>27245972
Not a joke.

I've decided about the green...


maybe later

>>27246163
K


NOW can you do Suitcase's Vent Adventures?

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>>27246199
Oh and UPDATE PASTEBIN YOU FUCK

>>27246199
sure I guess
>Be Suitcase
>Find a vent.
>Decide it would be a great idea to go into.

>A few hours later...

>You've seen the entire dungeon through the vent.
>You've even seen the final boss.
>You became good friends with him.
>You learned his name is [REDACTED]
>He lives in [REDACTED]
>His weaknesses are [REDACTED] and ~he rapes anyone who reads the rest of this green.~ (Edit made by Lawsman)
>He was good fun but you got bored of him.
>It's time to go back to the others.
>Where did you come from again?
>Shit.

>Day 3 of being in the vent.
>Oxygen is running low.
>No contact with anyone for as long as you can remember.
>You're starting to here voices asking where you're at.
>You've gone insane...
>Time to bang on the vent like a madman.
>SHIT THE VENTS GIVING OUT.

>You wake up on the floor with your """""friends""""" around you.
>They're saying things about burning a corpse.
>Wait what.
>YOU'RE A FUCKING GHOST.
>WHY.
>YOU HAVE THE WORST LUCK.

>>27246213
Here's the thing... I'm too fucking lazy to do that shit right now.

>>27246369
Weren't we also in the vents?

>>27246394
Too lazy to think of clever names?

>>27246639
Not at the time.
>>27246646
Yes.

H

>>27248123
E

>>27249842
M

>>27250278
E

This is still up?

>>27252087
I guess so.

>>27252106
I guess I could write a bit more green while it's up. It'll be written slower because I'm updating the Pastebin though.

>>27252121
Well that is great

The unofficial threads were ment to be hangout shit while Law is gone.

>>27252174
Law is gone, so... what do you want me to write?

>>27252236
What Law does after the weekends.

>Be Lawsman.
>Being a god is your job.
>You really suck at it.
>All you do on weekends is lead a bunch of blind ass ponies to their almost-deaths.
>Sometimes they kill each other, occasionally they fall in love with each other.
>But their lives don't matter.
>They don't know that after they escape they will be executed.
>Your boss always says to not get attached...
>But you always fail.
>On weekdays you just prepare other floors in the dungeon and prepare other clones so that they can run through the dungeon.
>This is what you get for wishing to be a god.
>The clones that die are turned into the monsters that they have to fight.
>You have to watch your friends die over and over.
>This is your punishment.
>This is your life.


>Be Manhorse.
>YOU DON'T WANT TO READ MINDS ANYMORE.
>You then break your mind reading machine while a worried Lawsman watches.

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>>27252363
Noice.

Now something about Vinyl and me talking about something.

Best I can come up with at the moment

>>27252392
Let me update the bin a bit more then maybe.

I've decided I'm going to do the lewd green in a little bit as well.

>>27252414
Did you change the Slumber Party :DDDDD Story?

>Hear someone mutter something.
>It was Glim.

Wasn't it Suitcase before?

And also:

>You heard Glim muttering the words "Why won't you love me Jack." in her sleep.
>She must be dreaming of an alternate dimension.

>>27252485
It's the original.
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27229682/#27229682

>>27252553
I could have sworn is said Suitcase.

I'll make one more green before lewd green it's based on the vent thing, so you can probably guess what's going to happen.

>>27252579
Ponut Lick?

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>>27252579
How 'bout you write about me turning into a little mare?

MOTHERFUCKINGSHITBALLSDIPPEDINCAMELURINE I HAD THE VINYL GREEN DONE AND WAS ABOUT TO POST IT BUT ACCIDENTLLY WENT BACK A PAGE AND NOW IT'S GONE.

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>>27252771
Oh shit.

Here's the gist of it.
>Glim decides to answer Vinyl's questions.
>Vinyl brings up JackXGlim
>Glim says it's a ship.
>Vinyl gets confused and thinks it's a boat.
>Glim explains what a ship is
>Glim says it was just a joke.
>Vinyl asks if Glim actually loved someone
>space
>space
>space
>COMMUNISM.
>the end

>>27252818
Wish we had the full story.

>>27252854
I'm not writing that shit all over again.

>>27252818
Now write about me becoming a little mare.

Also this happened when I was playing risk.
>>>/qst/39564

>>27252864
Hurry the fuck up

Warning: I'm a fucking amateur at making lewd green, so if it's shit it's because that reason.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
>It was day at time. The sun existed and the sky was a color.
>How the fuck are you supposed to know? You're Krono, lord of Fuck All.
>Currently you and Glim are trying to find the way to the rest of the party.
>You both just found a little passageway.
>One way led to the Key Room, the other led to a vent.
>While Glim immediately goes to the room with the vent, you quickly check the Key Room.
>You find nothing of importance, so you follow Glim into the vent.
>You were a small bit behind so to catch up, you close your eyes and crawl forwards as fast as you can.
>After you think you've caught up, you open your eyes.
>Just inches from your face is Glim's nethers.
>Suprised, both by it's sudden existance in this particular dimension and how you forgot that vents are incredibly cramped, any breath you had quickly escaped you.
>Wait what was that about dimensions?
>You're probably going crazy.
>You come back to reality with the sound of Glim's shouting.
>"I CAN FEEL YOUR BREATH FAGGOT. BACK AWAY A BIT, WOULD YA'? IT TICKLES."
>You then notice the mare juices flowing down as your breathing slows a bit.
>You were about to start crawling backwards so you could give her from space when your brain starts working again.
>'Krono.'
>'What, brain?'
>'Just fucking do it.'
>'Brain no.'
>'TOO LATE.'
>The next thing you know you're ramming your mouth into Glim's leaking nethers.
>"WhAt tHe FuCk KrOno"
>You don't listen to her as your tongue flicks around inside.
>You feel as she begins to contract around your tongue and you continue to flick your tongue around.
>Her moans echo around the vent and make your ears ring, but you continue to pleasure her anyways.
>A minute or so passes before one last moan escapes her, one you can barely hear it over the sound of your face being splattered with her cum.

character limit n shit. will finish it in next post

>You quickly crawl back a bit and use your wings to wipe away most of it on your face, the stuff you can't reach you wipe away with your hooves.
>After a few seconds, she shouts at you again
>"I WAS GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU... but that felt kinda nice."
>She then crawls away and falls out of the vent.
>You crawl forwards and look out of the vent.
>You aren't very acrobatic and know that if you fell out you were gonna die.
>You see Glim below you, so you try to fall on top of her.
>Then you fall down and hit the concrete floor because you're a terrible aim; your neck immediately snaps into two pieces.
>The last thing you hear before you fade into the void is the scream of "COMMUNISM PREVAILS".
>THE END

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>>27253342
7/10
COMMUNISM PREVAILS

>>27253342
Pretty gud.

>>27253368
In all honesty,that is what I would do if this actually happened.


Minus the ejaculation part.

I'm all green out for now, I kinda just wanna talk n shit until I feel like making green again.

>>27253441
First things first,what is your steam?

>>27253450
If you have one.

>>27253450
Don't have one.

>>27253472
Fugg.


Then...have you done any notable greens in the past that are not /mlp/Dungeon?

>>27253485
Not that I can remember, I think I had one or two but my memory is being a shit.

>>27253570
Will the ride ever end?

>>27253583
no

>>27253598
Out of everyone who has ever joined the party,who do you think will die first and how?

>>27253620
Me. Death by: You or, You. Death by: You

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>>27253648
That sounds about right.

Now you ask me questions.

>>27253684
First question:Why

>>27253701
Because why the fuck not?

I did it to you.
Now you do it to me.

Its the least I can do to repay you.

Also I made a thing with a friend on Google+

Here is a link to the W.I.P: http://pastebin.com/u/Glimmerfag-Franklin

>>27253707
No, 'Why' as in, 'WHY DO WE EXIST *ETERNAL SCREAMING*'

>>27253754
42.

>>27253760
Second Question: You were ambiguous gender for most of the game until a few days ago, when you decided to be a mare, what is your true gender?

Ora?

>>27253847
I've decided to become the pretty little mare partly because of your Greentexts,another part because FUCKING HELL THERE ARE TOO MANY STALLIONS.Might as well because Gemima is gone and Daily is gone.Now Suitcase is the pretty little mare as well.

>>27253875
Muda?

>>27253875
Thought the name was on, fuck.

>>27253886
Sup. So, uh, everyone feelin' good?

>>27253899
Ye.

I'm trying to keep this thread alive.

Also ask for greentexts and questions.

What do you think of lewd green?

>>27253876
Third question: What are you gonna use the sticky note blanket for/Who are you gonna use the sticky note blanket on

>>27253930
Trapping enemies so they can't move for a turn or soAnd trap you so you can't escape as I sleep on you

>>27253917
Eh, not the biggest fan, but it's good enough

>>27253936
Final Question: Who in the party do you want to kill the most/least?

>>27253979
Most...Manhorse/FruitLeastYou[/spoiler

>>27254062
The fucking hell?

Should have spoilered.

What is everyone's (if there is anyone else beside me and Glim here) song that they listen to while doing shit in Equestrian Dungeons/think the Dungeons theme tune would be. Mine is either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhQQd0zMFp4 or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hASJr_aiSMM

>>27254204
Actually a good song.

https://youtu.be/lDQ7hXMLxGc
For MudaMuda
https://youtu.be/02H7iTkEqQ4

For dicking around
https://youtu.be/N4d7Wp9kKjA

>>27254235
My theme would definitely be this https://youtu.be/lDQ7hXMLxGc

>>27254204
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u153b2MO5Lg for exploring normally, and http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI for ORAORA and/or fights.

>Everytime Law ends a session

https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GHANDI?

>>27254327
Not me. I either use skeletons or frosty things.

>>27254327
You lookin' for me?

>>27254338
It is either Manhorse or Krono
>>27254347
DONT FUCKING NUKE ME ASSHOLE

>>27254353
Alright.

I know Manhorse plays Risk

So does Suitcase

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>>27254353
>mfw he doesn't suspect me

WHAT'S HAPPENING? Is Ghandi nuking us? It's CIV 2 all over again!

>>27254363
DAMMIT SUITCASE YOU FUCK

NOW I HAVE A REASON TO KILL YOU

You know, I've managed to not only advance and create an arsenal of guns, but upgrade them to literal LASER pistols, and we're only five floors in. We have literally 21 to go.
I can assure you all I'll have mechanical suits run by uranium by the end of Floor 10 at this point, but my real question is "what will happen after"? The endgame level shit is going to be hit less than halfway through the game-- I've hit the defense cap already with the newly published Stoneguard set, and the technology is heavily improved on every five turns. At this rate, Lawsmen can't handle this rate of evolution (which will either end up two ways, 1) we hit all the caps and breeze through everything, or 2) he'll limit us til the end of the game, but with the current scale, that would need to be the most boring and slow paced game in fucking history). I'm less than a floor away from a Mechsuit.

What are your thoughts or ideas on this?

Yes, I still exist.

It's heartwarming to see that people do, in fact, care about what you do. Thanks for keeping the thread up, guys.
Question for you all: What characters, ranging from helpers to bosses, do you think will be carried over from the Tower Or possibly carry over to the next game, whatever that might be? Reply in spoilers, please.

1234

Also
>not linking the thread
rude t.bh f.am

>>27254392
Not going to lie, I want to see Ghost again. Oh, and seeing a Fedora-rai as a miniboss wouldn't be bad.

>>27254392
I see the apocalypse storyline from Digibrony returning at some point, maybe the Archives from Floor 25 (RIP sanity), and maybe a few other things.

You've intrigued me with those digits.

>>27254388
Oh, for my thoughts, I got one challenge for you. Try to break the limits. If we can make sentries, ORAORA, laser pistols, health potions, all of that, I want to see the breaking point.

>>27254392
I wasn't there for Tower,so I wouldn't know

-Glimmerfag

>>27254444
Checked.

>>27254444
Checked.

Here's another question for you: Those two guys in Vinyl's description of pre-Dungeon times in wherever the hell this game is located. Who are they and what purpose will they serve? Again, reply in spoilers.

>>27254392
I wasn't around during the Tower. I started watching the beginning of the Equestrian Dungeon when everyone was named something-fag though.

>>27254459
Final floor boss. duh.

~Suitcase.

>>27254388
To be perfectly honest,I hate some of the things you make.
For example,that fucking sentry and body armor.That just breaks the game.
I could be exaggerating,but still.

>>27254459
No fucking clue, but if I wanted to fuck with the plot, one is your brother or someshit and the other is somehow a dead guy and we are all his sibling somehow I'm bad at stories M Night shamalamadingaladingadong tweest.

>>27254459
>>27254480
I dunno, late game bosses? Not the final bosses, nah, something big, amazing needs to happen, like last time.

>>27254480
>>27254493
What they said

>>27254438
Oh believe me, I have game destroying ideas. I thought the Ray Gun would tip the glass over, but it managed to have a scaling premise because of my makeshift explanation. I think once we get deeper into the ground, the difficulty is going to scale up the fucking wall, and that's when all the pieces fall into place. But it isn't all my imagination-- I absolutely depend on the high level players to fight and collect items. There's only so much you can do with iron, and there's usually some bones or camera parts that make or break the entire invention. Without fighters, the inventors can't create, and without inventors, the fighters can't battle with decent inventory to tank with. So, TL;DR, thanks for the help.

>>27254485
Hey, at least I'm doing something instead of raping Krono with post-its.

>>27254459
Fat one is no doubt M.A. Larson. Skinny guy, no idea.

>>27254511
Hm. It's a bit of a loop, but I see. I mean, sure, I make strange health items out of food and meme weapons, but hey.

Hey Lawsie,did you like the idea for an unofficial thread when I first started this?

>>27254511
It's not rape if the person being raped is fine with it.

>>27254511
>Implying I even am raping Krono

>>27254548
At first, no. I guess I grew to like it after some time, but I thought it was just clogging up the board when the normal thread was up.

>>27254607
That is great to hear coming from you.

Who was the Anon who kept the thread alive? Was it just a random one or one of us without a trip?

>>27254790
The first one was me,the rest I dunno

I'm going to go sleep now. See you guys Friday/Saturday or tomorrow if this thread stays up.

>>27254863
Night, man.

>>27254863
Who knows,it could stay up

Gnight

B

(4)U

ORA

>>27257528
MUDA

>>27257610
ORAORA

>>27257788
MUDAMUDA

>>27257971
Anyways, how have ya been?

>>27257982
Great,got a nice restful sleep

>>27258023
Sorry for taking a bit to reply. Anyways, good.

Have any of you played Space station 13?

>>27258891
What's that?

>>27258977
A game where you are on a space station, and everything goes to shit either due to another antag, or you as an antag

ready to green n shit

>>27259863
Good on ya

>>27259863
Lets see.....one where the party drinks species changing drinks,sans two peple of your choosing

what green is wanted by the people?

shit got to go for a little bit

>>27260051
>>27260064

back bump. Green will be written now

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>>27260400
I'm out of mobile.

Now I can post muh waifu

Ech

>Be the party.
>Jack found a box full of potions.
>5 potions to be exact
>It was decided that Suitcase and Daily wouldn't get one.
>Because everyone drinking a random potion in a crate is a totally great idea.
>Manhorse took a drink first.
>Immediately the potion took affect.
>His body twisted and shrank until...
"I'm a fucking crow now. Why did I trust anything about this shit."
>Looking at the potion with distrust, Glim lifted the potion to her lips.
>Her legs began to disappear.
>Soon she had turned into a boa python.
"Kinky."
>Fruit drank his and turned into a Fruit Bat.
>Jack really didn't want to drink his, but was forced to by Krono.
>Jack was now a penguin.
>Krono happily drank his, wondering what animal he'd turn into.
>Nothing really happened.
>"REALLY."
>Glim angrily hissed at him.
"What?"
>"Check your forehead dumbass."
>Krono looks up at his head.
"Sweet I'm a fucking alicorn."
"I'm just gonna fly away out of here and leave you fuckers BYE."
>...
>...
>...
"I'm just a fucking unicorn."
>So Krono got eaten.
>Being digested whole hurts.
>THE END

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>>27260722
>Vore fetish material

I'm guessing you want another idea....
We find toys.Electric boogaloo

Well, how about a daily day in the dungeon when Lawsmen isn't around? You know, seeing everyone being themselves!

>>27260940
This is better.

He better write me as how I usually act.

It will be great.

>>27260832
>Be the party.
>Life has gotten boring.
>Manhorse can just shred through everything.
>Adventuring is boring now.
>But one day...
>"Inside the crate is ALL OF THE LEGO."
"How much is all of it?"
>"ALLLLLL OF ITTTTT"
>Fun begins.
>All of the fun.
>Immediately Manhorse somehow creates a mech.
>Glim creates a to scale model of Stalin.
>Fruit some how made a fruit salad.
>The fruit wasn't lego.
>Jack expertly constructs a snowman.
>Expertly as in it looks nothing like a snowman.
>Suitcase makes a lego city, the center is two giant towers.
>Daily made a plane the best she could.
>While flying it around the room, she accidentally crashes it into the center of Suitcase's city.
>It somehow catches fire.
>ThisIsNotOk.jpeg
>The towers come crashing down.
>Krono was a douchebag.
>He grabbed all the lego he could that blended in with the floor, then scattered it everywhere.
>Great job Krono.
>Asshole.
>THE END

>>27261019
Sounds about right.

>>27260940
So basically just write what happens in an unofficial thread?
INCEPTION

>>27261039
Why the fuck not?

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>>27261019
Fucking beautiful man! Mr. Gandhi would be proud!

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>>27261148
>Ghandi

>>27261039
Basically.

>>27260940
>Swords and bullets clashed as fierce warriors ran into the field.
>As skeletons left and right were being shredded, one fell to his knees.
>Jack Frost laid a scythe to his neck.
>"Looks like it's time for you to--"
"Right, see you guys next week."
>...
>The room was silent.
>Suddenly, the enemies regenerated and walked out, scanning cards through a punch machine.
>Glim was the one to speak up first.
>"What the fuck is happening?"
>A skeleton piped up.
>"Our shift's over, dude. See you Friday."
>That was all they said before the headed out, apparently 'for a drink'.
>This was when they noticed a camera crew behind them.
>Krono: "Er, why have we never noticed that?"
>Suitcase: "Yes, because the cameras are the only problem here."
>As the crew packed up, the walls began to be put on a rack of all the floors.
>The party of fighters were on a set, a green screen behind them and a staff gone.
>Manhorse: "Hey, wait a second! These weapons are just made of plastic! They're props!"
>More silence.
>JF: "So...what now?"
>Fruit: "Guess we go...do stuff."

>They managed to locate the exit pretty quickly.
>As it turns out, they were in a film studio; big, giant garage-like domes were labeled 1-26-- all of the floors.
>They ended up walking into a city outside the complex, where they got hot dogs from a stand.
>Glim: "This is some good shit, huh?"
>The others hum in agreement.
>Manhorse: "Anyone want to talk about the fact we're pretty much actors in an elaborate show?"
>JF: "Why should we? There's nothing left to discuss. Everything we knew about our lives was just a lie."
>Fruit: "So basically Maze Runner Syndrome?"
>Suitcase: "Yeah, but with a bunch of faggots."
>The group managed to laugh, for the first time in a while.
>Krono: "I guess it was a bit farfetched to think a few wires and an inhaler could make a ray gun."
>Manhorse: "Or a sentry could work without electricity."
>JF: "Eh, we blew the place up before we left, so we're good now."
>And so they went.
~Fin

>Be the party.
>Lawsman is gone.
>"I'm going to think of old friends and totally not cry for a few hours"
>That's what he had said.
>No one questioned anything though.
>Everyone sits down in a circle.
>Then started to shout crazy shit to eachother.
>"COMMUNISM"
>"WE NEED TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE"
>"WHO AT ALL THE BREADSTICKS"
>"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"
>"ORAORAORAORAORA"
>I HAD TO STEAL THOSE BREADSTICKS FROM AN OLIVE GARDEN HOW AM I GONNA GET THEM BACK NOW."
>It was quite loud.
>Then the shouting stopped and everyone looked at Krono.
>"GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN"
>Suddenly Krono pulled a piece of paper out of nowhere and laid it in the center of the circle.
>Loud seal noises of approval come from everyone who was paying attention.
>"MORE"
>Krono sighs and pulls out another sheet of paper and begins writing.
>This one he was going to call *Insert whatever I'm calling this green.*
>That's when everyone got the same feeling of being watched that they get now and then.
>It was unsettling, like someone was reading their every movement and thought like words on a screen.
>Krono learned to live with it though.
>Suddenly Krono remembered something.
>He left the oven on.
>200 years ago before he first died for the first time.
>What was that?
>Probably nothing since he already forgot about it.
>Silly Krono.
>What a fucking faggot.
>THE END

>>27261209
>But everything was not well
>Glim had a mental breakdown
>Her comment of "this is good shit" was just to hide it
>She now knows that everything has been one big Truman Show
>She asks herself
>Why the hell is everyone taking this all so well

>>27261259
I'm sorry,I thought that my part was too out of character.

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>>27261209
Pretty gud/10

How about a Boy Who Cried Wolf situation?

I go slowly insane as people don't listen.
And when it does happen,I scream at them I TOLD YOU SO

>>27261371
Eh, why not.

>>27261371
Well, what is the thing that we don't listen to? Do you just want me to make it up? cuz if I get to choose I have something in mind...

>>27261450
You can change it if you want to


Ghosts that turn us into the opposite gender.I manage to avoid it via Deus Ex Machina

Its shit I know.Im running out of ideas

>>27261487
I like that idea.

SHITTINGBUMFUCKSONTOAST I DID IT AGAIN. IT'S ALL GONNNEEEEEEE

>>27261920
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE


Don't fucking quit.

Don't fucking give up

I really wanted to see it

I thought "hey what if I actually put more detail in my writing. it will be really cool and be pretty good" and so i did and i was listening to mozart on another tab to help me concentrate and suddenly it turned off so i changed tabs and turned it back on and then went back to writing BUT IT WAS ALL GONE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27261973
Calm down you can still make it work.


Maybe even better.

Or just make a simple version

I dunno.

>>27262008
I can try to make it simpler, but if I fail at making good shit I'm gonna die of an unnatural cause known as self cannibalism.

>Be Glim.
>You've seen some spooky shit lately
>For some reason that weird ghost that hung out around you went into Suitcase and now he's not a he anymore.
>You decided to talk to ghost dude about that shit.
"Hey ghost dude."
>"What."
"Why you doing spooky shit?"
>"Because Suitcase was a real bitch so I made him into one."
"Oh."
"Can I tell the others about your spooky shit?"
>"No."
"Too bad faggot."
>So you went off and told everyone about ghost dude.
>"Yeah right."
"You gotta believe tho."
>"No we don't."
"Yes you do."
>This repeats for a fucking hour.
"Fine."
>"Fine"
>Over the course of a month you try to convince people of ghost dude.
>Everyone is now a mare.
>Does that mean you're a lesbian now?
>You don't know because now ghost dude is in you and now you're a dude.
>Shieeeet
>But everything is ok because of reasons and I'm filled with rage by what I've lost because of Mozart.
>I'm going to go back in time and murder Mozart.
>This was good.
>Now it's not.
>Fuck Mozart.

>>27262135
Were is the me being insane part?

Bach is better

>>27262266
It was in the original but now I'm just not feeling like making anything else right now, I don't have any inspiration or shit, I kinda just wanna talk about some shit right now and maybe then I might think up some shit.

>>27262308
Can I get the gist of the original?

>>27262334
>Be Glim
>For some reason you've been seeing some sort of ghost wandering around the dungeon.
>You one day catch it and ask it what it is doing around.
>It doesn't say much but talk trash about you and how you feel about people.
>One day Suitcase gets changed into a woman by the spirit.
>Try to convince everyone it was a ghost.
>Everyone says it must be you going crazy.
>Keep trying to give proof but always fail.
>Slowly go crazy.
>After about a week Krono is now a mare too.
>Things get weird.
>After a month everyone is the opposite gender.
>Things that were weird are less weird.
>Gotten used to it but you're now kinda insane.
>Some other shit.
>Forgot the rest.
>END

>>27262428
Was I rambling incoherently?

Was I talking to myself?

In any case,I have something to ask.Am I the only one who thinks of Manhorse negatively?

>>27262454
No.
Yes.
No.

>>27262454
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

>>27262515
Just save whatever extensive writing you have on a notepad just in case shit like this happens again.

>>27262540
I'll do that from now on just incase Mozart attacks again.

>>27262564
And also,are many of my actions justifiable?

>>27262597
Yes.

>>27262632
You know the drill.

My turn to get asked.

I dunno what else to do since Frost or Suitcase ain't here.

>>27262645
First: what the hell do you see in me?

>>27262745
A brick wall.

>>27262745
Someone who I can take advantage of,in a good way.Also you are WAY MORE like-able than Jack.And you are a low level.All in all,you are generally a fun person.

I ask you the same question.

>>27262804
Well, hey, I am the fun police.

>>27262804
You are someone who is silly and fun most of the time, but you know when to be serious and strict. Most actions you do have a purpose and you defend what you believe in. You can take a joke even when it's very annoying as well. One thing I really like about you is that your way of thinking is very different from others, your mind is an enigma.

I'm tired now and I'm gonna sleep. See you friday if the thread dies, tomorrow if it lives.

B

>>27263262
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>>27263548
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>>27263565
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>>27263787
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>>27265768
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>>27266151
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>>27266590
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ayýÿy it's alive. Detailed green will come.

>>27267702
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You already decided then?

>>27267964
Decided what?

>>27268059
Nevermind.

Do you need any ideas?

Or do you already have a green idea?

>>27268085
"The Party we need to give a name to the party. Get Amateur Acupuncture!"

>>27268230
Is that putting little needles all over someone's body?

Neetto

The Dungeon Squad?

>>27268244
Yep.
The Dungeoneers? We are basically dungeoneers, it would make sense.

>>27268382
Why not?Oh and also.Because I am bored,lets do a Alignment Chart.You know,TrueNeutral,LawfulGood.

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>>27268382
One of these.

Like I said,boredom reasons

>>27268428
That's a fucking amazing idea... but I don't think we have enough people, all of the main people only add up to 7

>>27268495
We can make due with what we have.All I need now is some pictures of the party and for you all to discuss where to go.I think I would go in Chaotic Good

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Found a better template

>>27268514
Who in the party can draw shit tho?

>>27268559
Suitcase.

But he obviously won't accept
I thought I could just use MSpaint for this.

>>27268573
By won't accept I mean he probably has other things to do than this.

>>27268579
Can you draw shit?

No,I can't draw for shit.

Drawing horses is hard for me anyhow.

I heard alignments. Which one fits me?

We might not be able to do it if no one can draw shit. Maybe we could do it with the names instead of images.

>>27268788
Lawful good?

>>27268819
What about a mix of images and drawings?

If Suitcase can help us that is.

>>27268788
Lawful Neutral or Lawful Evil


Which alighment would fit me?

Anyways like I said,I think I would be Chaotic Good.Any objections?

>>27268833
Neutral Good perhaps?

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Here is the chart so far.

Any thoughts?

>>27268845
You'd definitely be chaotic good.
>>27268861
I think I'd be Neutral Good or Neutral Evil.

Nobody is True Neutral in The Dungeoneers. Nobody.

>>27268889
Looks good so far.
>>27268907
True neutral means you don't really give a shit around either side, or you are just doing what you have to do, right?

>>27269035
So would Law be True Neutral?
Or could Suitcase fill in that roll?

>>27269052
Lawsmen is the narrator after all, so he fits True Neutral better. Chaotic neutral is a guy who does what he wants, when he wants.

>>27269035
Basically, you don't really give a shit about anything and you don't make 'good' or 'bad' decisions if you are true neutral, like a Druid or a buddhist monk.

>>27269079
Yeah, that kinda fits Lawsmen.

>>27269075
Daily/BlockIn are some type of evil.
Manhorse should be Lawful Good.
Fruitanon deserves a neutral spot, probably chaotic
I don't care what you say, but Scootaloo is chaotic evil.

>>27269086
Well, scootaloo is what I call "Chaotic Stupid."

>>27269086
Daily is Neutral Evil then?

>>27269108
"A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has."

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Here is an updated chart.

Thoughts?
>>27269128
Well then.

>>27269142
It's just a line I found on some alignment thing. It basically says "They are a water-downed verison of CE"

Suitcase is Chaotic Neutral.
Fruit would probably be Neutral Evil.

>>27269196
Eh, probably. Who would be Lawful Evil, though?

>>27269086
>>27269142
I Agree with this.
>>27269196
Am I really that cold blooded?

Who among us can we truly call straight up fucking evil?

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>>27269196
Adjusted the placements.

>>27269226
Unless you have something different.

>>27269237
I'd be more for Lawful Evil.
I Mean, I get shit done, and am a sack of shit at the same time.

>>27269227
Me?

Nah Chaotic Good is how I am.

>>27269245
In that case,who is Neutral Evil and Chaotic Evil?

>>27269226
Neutral Evil is basically like a mercenary. You rarely make allies unless it's for your gain, but you don't attack others unless you have to.

>>27269252
Mikrokek/Scootaloo?

>>27269252
Chaotic Evil could be Daily?

>>27269254
That is me.
I Befriend Manhorse to get my Items
I Attack Glimmerfag to defend my statue Fleshli- er, Gemima.

>>27269271
Why?

Because she woke up something that got us all killed?

So which is it?

Fruitanon stays where he is?

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Last one to fill is Lawful Evil.

>>27269318
Lawful Evil is the kind of guy who does whatever he can in the limits of his code of conduct. He's the guy who doesn't really care about freedom like the Chaotic guys do. Who fits that?

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>>27269341
Again, I'd be happy to take the spot.
And if we're using Pictures, I Got one right here.

>>27269341
Some on tyrant like... they rule above the rest with an iron fist... manhorse

>>27269380
we already got Manhorse on Lawful good.
Unless you got a replacement?

>>27269396
Maybe we don't have lawful evil.

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I put Fruitanon in both slots because he is undecided.

>>27269449
I Wanted Lawful Evil over Neutral
But who gets that spot then?
Springtrap?

>>27269449
Can't argue with that.
You want me to put the pictures in this?

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>>27269574
Then take another Picture for Clone Fruitanon