Strange Waifu Thread? Strange Waifu Thread.

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Does this count? It's the pink one.

>>27234063
Cancer.

>>27234104
>calling people cancer
>in the SWT
>on /mlp/
Could you be anymore underage?

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>>27234154
but he's right

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I would so cuddle a Spider Pinkie

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Bee pony, reporting in.

>>27235402
Looks more like a moth.

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Sphix, I think.

>>27235431
She is indeed a bee and 2nd best moth

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Are Centaurs considered >no hooves?

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>>27235648
Dolphin pone, standing by.

>>27235648
Nah. You are good, just no eqg centaurs.

>>27235656
>>27234204
Don't waifu rapists.

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>>27235672
>he doesn't want a waifu who's dominant and will take advantage of him whenever she wants
what a beta pussy faggot

>>27235798
>equating rape to dominance
Go be beta somewhere else.

shit yeah strange waifu's back
in fact, celebratory strawpoll http://www.strawpoll.me/10096697

>>27236320
>those results
>The one I want to write most is fungus pone

>>27235431

Inb4 "MOFF!"-fag.

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>>27236807
But dude, she's literally moth

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Kaiju pone

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>>27237284
qt
would use a giant robot mech to snuggle with her

>>27237351
But could she beat the robot version of herself in a fight?

don't forget

https://derpibooru.org/1139486

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pls no 404

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Who all is still active here? Is Yarn still around? Black Icarus? Sera? Did that story with Somber Beacon ever get finished?

>>27239124
Well, I'm here.
Icarus can be found on his tumblr...I got nothin on Yarn or Sera, and I far as I can tell, Don't Lose Your Head (paste here http://pastebin.com/HD9RxCUh ) remains massive, but unfinished.

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>>27236807
>"MOFF!"

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>>27239151
Oh dang, it expanded a bit since I last read it. Good to see some old faces still coming and going. Lack of info in the OP had me wondering if the general restarted fresh or something.

>>27239175
>worst writefag is back
Well.

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>>27239190
It's good to be home.

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>>27239197
holy shit, I must be seeing Ghosts

Please don't die this time...?

>>27239761
it's probably gonna take some time again for people to catch this. Keeping it alive is the only option

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Have a mercy bump. Every thread gets one.

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Does waifuing a lion count?

>>27240640
I am sorry to tell you but she ain't a real lion

>>27240726
bullshit

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Bumpthulu

You're all dishonorably discharged.

>>27234063
>skelepony is always cold
>She has to wear a jacket or else she'll chill to the bones
>Every cringey loser runs up thinking she's cosplaying as Sans

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Would you a bumble bee pone?

Peetzer anyone?

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>>27245505
Forgot pic

>>27245410
Yes Neuro. Yes we would. Gladly

>>27245522
oh fuck yes food ponies

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>>27245505
>>27245522
Peetzer?

>>27242663
oh hell no

>>27245701
it's delivery

>>27245410
Hell yeah!

why is the board so damn fast

>>27245410
Is it weird that I'm reading this in a total monotone?

>>27247579
no no.

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Oh. You're still alive after i wake up.

That's a good sign.

Pic unrelated, though still a valid strange G1 waifu.

You guys decided to un-dead, groovey

>>27242663

She gets depressed because no one wants to cuddle her.

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>Tatzlponies are adorable.
>They give you tentacly kisses.
>Their language is a hilarious wibbling noise.
>They hide in your lap and bury their cute tatzlfaces into you when normie ponies make fun of them.
>You understand them and they you without words. They live on the edge of society like you do.
>Their tentacles respond to emotion, so surprising a tatzlpony gives you a crazy tentacle dance.
>When they're being playful they tickle you, but they always make sure to give you a kiss at the end.
>They try and draw pictures for you holding their pencils with their tentacles. You keep all the hilariously bad scrawlings because you're so lucky to have such loving friends.
>You're woken up sometimes at night by a trembling tentacle nervously poking you because one of the tatzlponies had a bad dream and needs cuddles.
>They sneeze really awkwardly and need you to dab their faces with a tissue so you can keep their snooties dry and clean.
>Sometimes they try and sneak a tentacle into the jam jar when you're making them sandwiches, and you have to boop their noses which makes their tentacles instinctively suck back in.
>They like to tentacle lick all the icing off cupcakes.
>They get hot in the summer and flop their tentacles out when they are thirsty, so you have a little water spray bottle to keep them wet and cool.
>After monsters attack the normie ponies, when the dust clears, the tatzlponies will come and help clean it up, and cheer up the little fillies and colts with silly tentacle antics.

>>27242663
Is this a dark souls boss?

>>27249912
gaping dragon, yeah

can we get some goo or snake poners going?

>>27250043
No

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>>27250043
>>27250061

How about a goo snakepony?

>>27250953
p-please

>>27250953
That's called a hagfish.

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Fish horses?

>>27235648
I see four hoofsies on her.

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>>27251402

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>>27251468
A+

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Scarf pone

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>>27250973

Fishing for hags, yo.

>>27251416

Love me a good kelpie.

>>27234002

I want to lick the part where her tummy meets the tail.

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cum tissue pony?

>>27249914
Neat. I'd deffinetly gape her if you catch my drift

>>27251717
She makes lewd noises when you clean up your cock with her

>>27235656
>A combination of dolphin and horse pussy
I think I'm in love

>>27253346
Who is this pony, I need more of her in my life.

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>>27253584
She's the topmoth.

>>27235402
>>27243825
>>27253346

Sweet, sweet Hexy.

For you moth lovers out there, i will admit... though i got to frequent them briefly, your threads really made me develop an affection for a representative of this race, whom i've found off-site..

A strange coincidence, as i got to know.
Created by a person not knowing about 4chan moths beforehand.

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>>27234063

>>27253634
no, mora is

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>>27254313
Hello there, ridiculously cute robot gal. I miss Yarnspinner.

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>>27234002
>not posting best snek

also where are all the links

>>27253708
MOFF

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how about some very long snakepones?

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>>27256486
>grip it and rip it
these snakes do things to me

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>>27256536
I'm guessing you want more snakes then?

>>27256572
i would like many more snakes and snake like things

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>>27256613
k

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>>27256653

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>>27256658

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>>27256663

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>>27256667

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>>27256671

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>>27256680

>>27234735
This one raises some very disturbing questions.

>>27237284
>>27237351
I'm still sad no one really did anything with her story.

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>>27256918
Was there a finished green?

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I drew a couple of pencil drawings of a snake pony two years ago, should i post them? They're a little weird, it's an oc who's supposed to be some kind of incarnation of Hecate. But she's kind of an overbearing motherly type iirc.

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>>27257008
do it pls

>>27257073
Okay, i can't get to my sketchbooks right now, I'll post it soon though.

>>27256908
I assume it grows back, at least I hope it grows back.

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For all you strange waifu lovers, here's a generator few know about that might be to your liking:

http://jwebgen.com/generate

Including many an unusal race to give affection to, including:

-Kirin ponies
-Phoenix ponies
-Merdragon ponies

And quite a few more.


On an side note, was thinkig about doing something with >pic related in this thread..


>>27256196

I'm loving that Anon's imagination at the end on the left.

First thought was that it was a merpony though.

>>27256432

Moff indeed

>>27254866

She was quite a unique jewel among the lot. That one has to give her..

>>27256973
of her? Finished? No. Started? Yes. What happened to it? Too lazy to continue

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>>27257111
>>27257073
1/2

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>>27257197
2/2

any thoughts?

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>>27257200
and something else for good measure. Mildred the Cyclops.

>>27257073
Strogg pone?

>>27257197
>>27257200
they're pretty trippy m8 and I've always had a thing for weird angelic trifaces
I give a would snuggle/10
considering coloring this design?

>>27254866
Fuck off wolvan

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I like this horse.
I want more.

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thingpone is strangest waifu

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>>27257470
No. Excavator pone.

>>27257915
Almost as good as plane ponies

I just found out my Chinese zodiac is a snek

Snake power!

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spoider waifu

>>27257517
I was considering it, depending on whether anyone liked it. I'll clean it up and colour it tomorrow maybe.

Horns or no horns?

>>27257202
Any thoughts on mildred? Her big eye works like a unicorn's horn, and Hecate is her mum.

>>27258704
kek, Do you happen to have a human sized image?

>>27258941
Maybe he's just got really tiny hands.

>>27258941
smol image for smol spoider

>>27234002
Aww yeah! It's back!

Symbiote pone when?

>>27239175
Cuddly ghost greens when?

>>27258704
Sex would be difficult.

>>27258704
AAAAAAAA IT'S A SPOIDER

>>27259126
Speaking of
http://i.imgur.com/v7n6d9b.png

>>27259137
ohai jarg

>>27259150
Dear diary: jackpot

Your mother

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Pony keeps licking me and saying I smell funny.

>>27259292
Cum on pone's tummy

>>27259303
Her tummy is at least 10 feet long! Are you planning on covering the full length or just one spot?

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>>27259154
o shit whaddup

>>27259521
ayyy there's my spoider
I lost the image a few days ago

>>27259371
A man either succeeds or dies trying

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>tfw no Arimaspi waifu

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>>27260142
Hey there now, there's a strangefu for everyone.

>>27234063
>undertale
Scruffy did nothing wrong.

>>27260142
>>27260230
would waifu the Arimaspi

>>27261277
So would I.
https://derpibooru.org/907614

Which strange waifu would you be?

>>27261294
would comb her hair
and yes, all of it

>>27258886
personally i'd say go sans horns, but that's just me. a cute spherical pon head for 3-face cuddleaction.
>>27257202
she a cute. they're both interesting characters, i'd like the idea of a green about them

>>27234002
snek pony

Is there is a strange waifu made of energy and time displacement ? Is there a strange waifu made of ethereal energy and floating objecting, like a gray goo, forming it's form and flesh around a plasma energy core ?

>>27262806
no but you should totally make it

>>27262833
Hmm. I have a digital scanner but I can't right now, I have to find the lost wires for it.

I wouldn't mind to see other people vision of it.

>>27234002
>wingless typhon
underrated design.

>>27262739
thanks anon. It's been over two years since i even thought about these two. If i do anything with them I'll be sure to post it.

>You are Anon
>You have a very specific set of skills,
>Skills you have acquired in a very short period of time through a twist of cosmic fuckery.
>Skills that make you an angel to ponies like these.
“If you just come out quietly now, that’ll be the end of it.”
>No answer, save for a faint whispery sound, like leather brushing against cloth.
>You sigh.
>”Wh-what do ya do now?” asked the stallion. He was the owner of the house, a big tough looking brown stallion in a hard hat. Wearing a fluffy housecoat
>and bunny slippers.
>He was a good ten feet away, peeking from around the corner, trembling.
>Well, it was 2am, and finding one of these camped out in your kitchen would put the fright up anyone, but still…
“Well sir, doesn’t seem to be the sort to reason vocally, but might just be scared.”
“Which is why I bring the big case.”
>You shift your weight over to your other knee and flip up the latches on your toolbox.
>Well, actually, your lunchbox, but it performs the same task.
>It’s all relative to the tools needed.
“Hey now,” you say into the dark space of the cupboard. Pans were scattered across the floor of the kitchen, their previous residence now quite full.
“Look, I’m not gonna hurt you or anything, just want to get you out of this nice guy’s place and somewhere a bit more comfortable until we can get you home.”
“You hungry? I got a nice daffodil sandwich here…” So saying, you ease your hand towards the crack of the cupboard’s door, brandishing the half of sandwich.
>Another sound from within, this time causing a bit of a clatter with whatever pans were left inside. The stallion squeaks in fright as the door is bumped by something under the counter.
>You wait patiently, still offering the morsel, albeit with as little of your flesh around it as possible
>You weren’t an idiot. Finger and thumb at the very furthest edge of crust, leaving the rest there to take.
>You didn’t need another set of scars.

>>27264688
>The standoff between sandwich and cupboard stretches to a moment, then a few moments, then you catch sight of a tiny bit of movement; the shape of a muzzle, black as coal.
>A forked tongue flicks out in the direction of the sandwich, flickering with interest.
>You stay steady.
“Easy now, girl…” you murmur, doing your very best to be non-threatening.
>While you spoke, the thing in the cupboard had moved a bit more, and now you could see her face quite clearly; black coat and dark eyes, a scarlet mane and, interestingly, a scarlet chin.
>Ah-ha… you’d really like to not get bit tonight.
>Her tongue flickers again, her slitted eyes peering at the sandwich, then up to your face.
>In a very quiet voice, she asks, “Is there mayo?”
“Yes of co-”
>You had been expecting a vicious predatory snap, had been waiting for the sudden lunge and bite, so it is forgivable that you squeaked with terror when she moved suddenly.
>It wasn’t a move to rip the sandwich out of your hand, or rip your hand off the sandwich, and not even to latch onto your face for comic effect.
>It was the sudden slithering of a long, sinuous body out of the cupboard and a pair of small, dark hooves reaching out to snatch the sandwich from your fingers.
>She was maybe the size of a foal.
>Well, her pony part. Her body was maybe as long as you were tall, all glossy scales in black and scarlet.
>Black back, red belly. Red-bellied black, in other words; venomous little number, but not aggressive. Young one too, given her size, though that wasn’t always a marker.
>She had coiled up on herself and was hungrily taking nips out of the sandwich, oblivious for the moment.
>A glance to the house owner found him face-down on the floor, passed out cold.
>Well, not everyone liked snakes, and lamia where probably an acquired taste.

(2/4

>>27264695
>When she finishes, you smile at her and gently offer her the second half of the sandwich, which she takes much more calmly than the first.
“There ya go, feeling better?”
>“Mmhmm.”
“I know you’re probably feeling scared right now, what with being dumped here all of a sudden,” you adjust yourself slowly until you are sitting cross-legged beside her.
>”Mmhmm…”
“We’ve been getting a lot of lamia and such lately, so we understand. I’m here to help you- I can get you back home.”
>Her ears perk up at this and her eyes fix onto yours with the worrying intensity a snek can have.
>“Home?”
>A bit of gentle persuading and minor wrangling later and you are at home. Well, at your home. It’s a big place at the edge of town, looking something like the more normal rustic homes of the area with a large add-on sticking out the one side.
>You lived and worked out of the main bit, and you had a number of small rooms in the expansion.
>You were showing one of the free rooms to the little red-bellied black, whom you have decided to call Mary-Sue.
>She said her name was Mandy, but whatever.

(3/4)

>>27264709
>It wasn’t a big room, maybe the size of a large washroom, but it had all the amenities a lamia would need to be comfortable and cozy, from adjustable temperature plates to a hide box with a number of fuzzy blankets, climbing bars, and even a radio and TV.
>Their tastes varied, after all.
>Mary-Sue cautiously poked her head into the room, leading with her flickering tongue, wary for… well, whatever it was lamia were way for. Their own shadows sometimes.
“You can stay here for now until we get the portal set up to send you back.”
>Her scales slithered as she ventured further in, sniffing at the corners, then stretching up to try one of the climbing bars. Her long body flexing and tensing with her movements, dark scales rippling in the light from the hallway.
“If you need me, just hit this button here, alright? I’ll have some breakfast for you in the morning.”
>She had found the hide, already most of her length had disappeared into it, with just the last bit of her dark tail following after.
>Snakes don’t really make happy noises, but you had a feeling the fuzzy blankets were approved of.
>A glimpse of a flickering tongue out of the darkness told you she was watching.
>You can’t help but grin. Sneks gotta snek.
>You close the door gently, leaving her to the calm solitude to de-stress, while you yourself head back to your side of the house, deposit your lunch tin on the kitchen counter, draw yourself a nice glass of apple brandy and flip open your ledger to record the night’s events and earnings.
>It was an odd profession to come into, this, but you weren’t complaining; it had been odd appearing in a land full of pastel horses. Lamia appearing in random places not long after seemed kind of anticlimactic, in a way.
>Still, when you discovered that what should have been a lethal dose of venom did nothing more than make your arm itch for half a day, the future just seemed obvious.
>You are Anon, and you are the Snake Whisperer.

(4/4)

>>27264120
I'll give you some of my meat allright

>>27264724
If this idea is a good'un, I may continue. I have one or two fun ideas.

>>27264732
Nice one carlos

>>27265134
It's pretty good.

>>27265134
so far notbad/10 concept has potential.

>>27264651
truly been a while, glad to see you around again. You're still a liar though

Pitch me your strangest waifu, and I will draw the best/strangest/cutest one.

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>>27264120

>>27264724
Please write more.

>>27266271

>>27266241
A snek poner. Made out of goo

>>27266241
a nightlight pony waifu

>>27265318
>>27265615
>>27266271

Working on the next installment, then. Should be a bit more fun.

>>27266247

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>>27266288
One gooey snek coming right up!

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Sneklestia

>>27267546
thanks based beard

Didn't someone say something about writing about a toxic waifu at some point?

>>27264724
>In the morning, you did your rounds of the holding cells.
>Well, ‘cells’, usually you didn’t even lock the doors, and you took cares to be sure the occupants were comfortable.
>While your job, technically speaking, was to safely capture dangerous animals for release back in their proper place, lamia weren’t always dangerous, or even animal-like.
>And though any wild game keeper would have at hand exactly what was needed for their charge’s nutrition, few offered eggs four different ways, or six varieties of jam for their toast.
>Your job was a curious mixture of animal wrangler and hotel manager.
>It was a quality hotel, too: you weren’t going to half-ass it.
>Anyway, only five rooms were occupied out of the ten, so it was a pretty lazy day in terms of workload.
>You had three lamia at your kitchen table this morning; two type-1s, and a type-2.
>See, you had developed a simple system of identification to make your life a bit simpler when handling these snake-ponies. The most pony-like was a type-1, and the most snake-like was type-4, with the in-betweens either a type-2 or type-3 depending on their temperament.
>They all looked more-or-less the same, what with being half a pony attached to most of a snake, so it fell to their personalities.
>The three at your table had opted for eggs, toast, juice, and fried potatoes: pony like.
>A fourth, still in her cell, had very quietly asked for a rabbit, which you had provided; type-3.
>The fifth had stared at you unblinking and flicking her tongue in a disconcerting way. She had gotten a rabbit of her own. Type-4.
>And before anyone starts to lose their shit; the rabbits were very humanely put down first. Animals have to eat too, and sometimes it has to be other animals. This was another reason you were a boon to the ponies; you were a carnivore yourself and weren’t squeamish about this kind of thing.
(1/5)

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>>27267851
>Type-1s and 2s were the easiest to care for, obviously; they could talk and were actually quite pleasant company.
>Mandy, the type-2, was a little shy and startled easily, but the food had warmed her up and she was coiled on one of your chairs, making short work of a jam-smeared triangle of buttered toast held in her hooves with every look of contentment.
>Kistra and Marci were joyously relating the details of their arrival and subsequent capture to one another while you were finishing up their eggs and hash browns.
>If it wasn’t for their fifteen-foot-long snake bodies, they’d be little different than any other pair of giggling and gossiping mares in Ponyville.
>Kistra was a copperhead, all rusty brown in a pattern that could cause her to disappear if she fell into a pile of leaves. Her mane was a dark copper colour, and her eyes were a rather pretty orange, almond-shaped and vaguely sinister, though she was giggling happily right now.
>Marci had been a mystery at first, what with being a riot of colour. Her coat and mane were a cherry red, save for her chin and down, which was a pale blue. Her back, starting just at the base of her neck, was a similar shade of blue and stretched all the way to the tip of her tail. In the area of dark scales between the ventral and dorsal stripes, she had managed to get get in two more stripes, these bright red.
>Had she been a different type of lamia it would have worried you, but after politely greeting her it turned out she was just a garter snake, which is about as harmless as they get.
>She talked a lot, though.
>Right now she was expanding on just how frightened you had been when you saw her.
>The embellishment was heavy in the telling; you had been nervous, sure, but you fail to recall a point where your knees were knocking together.
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>>27267860

“Which one of us was hiding under the bed, again?” you ask from the stove, deftly setting the last pair of eggs onto a plate.
>That got a laugh from Kistra and a giggle from Mandy. Marci huffed and flicked her tongue at you in mock annoyance.
>”Well, when I came out you looked like you were about to run for the nearest tree or something. Anyway where are my eggs?!”
“Coming, coming.”
>You set plates down before your three guests, and a fourth for yourself. As you pick up your fork, you are watching the three with amusement as you take in their reactions to food being presented.
>First there was the flicker-flick of tongues testing the steam rising from the hot food, then the lowering of heads closer to the plate to get a better ‘sniff’ before taking a bite of the choicest morsel.
>They didn’t try to gulp it down all in one go, at least, though Mandy was giving one of the pears in the fruitbowl at the center of the table a keen eyeballing as she chewed on a fried potato.
>You supposed a pear could resemble a frog.
>The talk had abated for a bit while everyone ate, but not entirely. Jokes and playful teasing were exchanged, even from Mandy. Honestly, you had no idea why ponies in this town got so scared of lamia; they were just like them.
>Sure, Mandy did just snap at the pear and swallow it whole, but everyone has their foibles. You know of one pony in this town who does that to entire cakes, so why did it seem ‘strange’ if it was done by a snake-pony?
>Maybe it was the fangs? Marci didn’t have any fangs though, just a row of pointy little nibblers. Kistra had proper fangs, but they were just little points peeking out from her lips.
>Must just be some kind of group phobia, then.
>Your train of thought was interrupted by your front door slamming open.
>Sudden movements and snakes; not good.
(3/5)

>>27267868
>Mandy was gone in a blink, only the tip of her tail vanishing under your couch at speed your clue to her hide. Kistra and Marci both froze with their upper halves coiled sharply into s-shapes; ready to strike.
>Marci’s was really just for show, while Kistra was… well, she was a predator, at least halfways. She was a type-1, but that didn’t mean she was all pony.
>There was a strangled gasp behind you and the sudden rushing of hooves that had joined the crashing doors had become a tumbling crash as whoever it was just ate the floor when they saw two lamia ready to strike.
>You didn’t move a muscle, not even moving the fork that was halfway to your mouth with a bit of cheesy omelet hanging off the tine. You just let the silence hang for a second, then, quite calmly, spoke.
“Easy now, girls… settle down. It’s just a misunderstanding.” You watch their postures ease back, “And a serious breach of the rules.” That was for the pony behind you, whom you could hear squeaking in fear.
>When you were certain no one was about to have a copperhead latched onto their face, you turned slowly to regard the interruptor.
>He was doing his best to curl up into his own stomach and vanish, but you could tell he was a pegasus, and one who had been sweating bullets before he had gotten to your place.
“Okay buddy, relax- they aren’t gonna hurt you. What the hell is so important?”
>The pegasus managed to untangle his legs and rise to a low crouch, still eyeing the two lamia at your table… and their interested, flickering tongues.
>”Ah-aaaahhh…” he started, shaking harder.
You rolled your eyes, “I’m sorry girls, it looks like I have business out on the town. Please feel free to finish your meal and head back to your rooms. I’ll clean up later.”
(4/5)

>>27267875
>After gently tucking Mandy’s half-eaten plate halfway under the couch for her to finish when she had calmed down, you got on your coat and left Kistra and Marci giggling at the table and followed the pegasus out the front door. You locked it behind you.
>You had thought the ‘KNOCK FIRST!’ sign on the door was large enough for anyone to read even in a hurry, but maybe it was time to upgrade.
“Alright now, sir,” you said, tucking the keys into your pocket and hefting your toolkit. “What is the problem?”
>”L-lamia!” He was trotting in place, apparently jacked up on adrenaline now. “In the park!”
>And you thought it was going to be an emergency. Damn these small horses and their overreactions.
“Well that’s not too bad, now. Just get ponies to keep aw-”
>”She’s chasing ponies!”
“... Chasing?”
>oh dear.png
“Okay, I need details- how big?” You start to walk briskly towards down the pegasus trotting beside you his wings flapping nervously, bumping him into the air every few steps.
>”Big! Big as any of us!”
“What colour?”
>”Oh jeez, she’s black and r-red! And yellow!”
>oh shit.gif
>You break into a run.
(5/5)

And that's it for now- I am off to work!

>>27267883
>towards town*

fml

>>27267883
I'd thought from the initial installment that our protagonist wrangled multiple kinds of monsterpones, but all sneks is fine too.

the question remainsred touching black or red touching yellow?

>>27267883
Great stuff Anon! Can't wait for more cute snekpone!

>>27268136
>I'd thought from the initial installment that our protagonist wrangled multiple kinds of monsterpones
There will be others.

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I like this thread
This is a nice thread I missed this thread

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>>27268298

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>>27268305
Right back at ya

>>27268336
>>27268305
but what if happy moth noises?

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>>27269550
But pls >>27268298

>>27270758
das cute

>>27270758
CANNIBAL

>>27267883
Oh yes, this is what I've needed. Super comfy.

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>>27268298
>>27268305
>>27268336

>>27271074
What do you expect her to eat, coral?

>>27271074
She's eating fish, not seapones.

>>27259045
Glad to know I'm not the only one waiting.

>>27267883
>Things were bad when you arrived.
>The princess of books didn't break out a bubble spell for just anything, after all.
>A crowd of ponies had formed near the entrance of the park, gathered in a semi-circle and milling about in confusion and a small amount of panic at the edge of the glittering purple dome.
>There were also three ponies who were very obviously dead in the street behind them.
>Incredibly dead.
>On their backs, all four legs in the air and everything, loudly bemoaning their fate for all to hear.
>No one seemed to be paying attention to them, and neither did you as you passed by.
>They did the same thing if a bunny happened to fart in the bushes, so you took their agony with a grain of salt. No doubt one day that would end up biting them in the ass for real, but today was not the day.
>Had they actually found a lamia hanging off their arse, they wouldn't be quite so calm about things.
>You arrived at the center of the semi-circle of ponies, nodding a greeting to the one with her horn glowing to match the magical bubble.
“Purple.”
>”It's Twilight.” She looked twitchy and slightly ill-at-ease, which you had to admit was quite a brave show of face for someone frightened to death even of the smallest worm snake.
>”One of those... things... is in the park!”
“So I gathered. Let me in and I-”
>”It's bitten three ponies!”
>shitshitshit
“Th-the flower girls?!” You wonder if not stopping to help critically wounded ponies was a crime. It seemed like something that would be in the legislation somewhere.
>”No, not them- we've already isolated the bites with magic and have them on the way to the hospital, but we need a sample of the venom!”
>Welp, this day turned to shit in a hurry. It had been such a nice morning, too...
>You heft your kit and start towards the edge of the bubble.
“Lemme in, Sparky. I got this.”
(1/5)

>>27272993
>The hole in the bubble closed behind you with a faint wobbly sound.
>Bear with me; if you had heard it, that is the best description for it.
>The moment it closed, the air fell silent. Glancing behind, you could still see the commotion and bustle of a panicked herd of small horses, but all the noise they had been making a second ago was the faintest murmur now.
>No wind stirred the trees.
>The birds were quiet.
>The insects were still.
>The mice and voles and other assorted small fuzzies hid in their burrows, fearing what was beyond.
>A squirrel in the tree above you decided it had zero fucks to give and began to chew noisily on a nut.
>Little shit had no respect for the atmosphere of the scene.
>Still, it was time to get to work. You marched down the idyllic cobblestone path deeper into the heart of the park. The place wasn't big, maybe half a town block, but there was enough in the way of shrubbery and trees to hide much of the outside world when you got to the center of it.
>Nothing had lunged for your face yet, so you took that as a promising sign.
>A picnic blanket had been upset and the meal it had been laid for was spread across the grass in a chaos, fit now just for the ants and wasps to enjoy.
(2/6)

>>27272997
>It had been in a nice spot, too; just underneath a great oak tree, its boughs lending a dappled, cooling shade to the spot.
>You wonder if it had been the panicking ponies or a hungry lamia that had done it. Probably both. You pause a moment to rescue a downed cupcake that had managed to land itself on a paper plate. The ants still hadn’t found it, and the wasps were too busy with other things.
>Score.
>You set your battered tin toolkit down and idly start to peel the paper from the base of the cupcake, your eyes wandering the silent undergrowth around you as you thought.
“Now, if I was a crazed snek bent on biting as many ponies as I could, where would I be?”
>Your eyes roll upwards, and you find yourself staring face-to-face with the fanged, scaly lunatic you had been sent in to find.
>She was big- size of a full grown mare plus more than a bit of snake to boot, her scales glossy and banded with the colours that had so frightened the pegasus who had come knocking.
>Venomous! those bright colours screamed. Get away!
>She grinned at you, in the way only a pointy-toothed maniac can grin, made all the better by her fire-orange eyes and white-fanged maw. An orange tongue flick-flicked into your face, nearly close enough to touch.
>You stared back, steely-eyed.
(3/6)

>>27273003
>Slowly, with the care of one long practiced, you raise your right hand and take a bite of your salvaged cupcake.
>Strawberry, with lemon icing.
>Fuck yeah, your day was getting better.
>That forked tongue flickers into your face again while you chew.
>”Who daaarrressssssthssssss enter myyyy domaaiiin…”
>You chew some more.
>You keep chewing. Noisily. Smacking your lips.
>This is your damn town and you will be as obnoxious as you want.
>The fifteen-footer hanging above your head with malice aforethought is starting to look confused.
>You swallow the delicious mouthful, take a second to lick a dab of frosting from the corner of your mouth.
>You squint at her a little bit more.
>And take another bite.
>The baker had added a squirt of jam into the middle of the cupcake.
>You make a mental note to find that baker and get yourself a dozen of them, to hell with your waistline.
>Thoroughly perplexed, the lamia gives it a second try, part of her body slithering out of the branches to hang before you, her hooves waggling in what could only be a threatening manner while she leered and smiled, showing off her big, pearly-white fangs, no doubt dripping with the most horrific venom.
>You couldn’t help but notice that her belly was a creamy white colour, with some scales being partly black to give the impression of freckles.
>”You DAAAAAARE to chaaaalengthhh MEEEEeee-HEY!”
>While she was enunciating and doing her very best mad snake-wizard impersonation, you reached out with your left hand, and popped those silly plastic vampire teeth right out of her mouth.
(4/6)

>>27273004
>You kept chewing that second delicious mouthful, your left hand crossing your chest to rest in the crook of your opposite elbow.
>The milk snake, and that was quite truly what she was, just sort of hung there for a second in the pose of maniacal glee, her orange eyes darting from your face down to where her teeth had landed, and back.
>By the way; yes, lamias can blush.
“Red, black, yellow,” you say, quite calmly, waggling one finger at her. Since the finger had a dab of icing on it, you then gave it a brief lick.
“You don’t even have fangs.”
>This seemed to jolt her out of her shock at being utterly found out. “Y-yes I do! See!”
>She opened her mouth and pointed a hoof at her teeth. Quite honestly they looked little different than a pony’s teeth, though there were two tiny sharp ones there, at the back.
“Alright, I take it back, you do have a fang. Maybe two. But that is not why I’m here.” You grow a bit stern, leaning forward a bit and causing her to retreat a little.
“Why in hell were you attacking ponies?”
>”Attacking?! I was just having some fun!”
>You restrained yourself from laying into the silly beastie for causing this much havoc, both for ponies and lamia. Still, the look on your face probably made it pretty obvious just how hard you were trying.
>She eased herself down from the branches of the tree, her sinewy length coiling around itself, dark and light bands rippling and gleaming in the sunlight filtering through trees.
>The tightness of her coils and the way she tried to bury herself under them made you feel a little sorry for her, but it was hard to shake annoyance off quite that quickly.
>No doubt it was going to be doubly difficult to deal with the ponies waiting outside the park.
(5/6)

>>27273014
>It took some explaining. It took a lot of explaining. It took an apology, and it took a promise to never do anything that dumb ever again.
>It also took a dozen cupcakes.
>An anon has to eat.
>By the end, the bubble had been brought down, the crowd dispersed, and the gravely injured came to realise all they had gotten from the ‘monster’ was a small bruise from where plastic teeth had nipped them and a light frosting of snake slobber.
>Quite possibly they would never recover.
>You, on the other hand, had a seventh occupant of your home.
>She had been quiet the whole time you had brought her back, and had just as quietly slunk into the comforting darkness of the hide in her room.
>You left her alone in the quiet for a few hours, taking the time to care after your other charges and have a chat with them to see they were well. They had been quite eager to hear what had happened, but you had decided to keep it a mystery, at least for now.
>As the afternoon rolled on, you opened the door to the newest guest and eased yourself inside.
>The tip of a black tail with a broad yellow band was peeking out of the entrance to the hide.
“Hey,” you murmur, “You doing alright?”
>Silence from her. Possibly there was a sniffle.
“I thought it was a good prank, but you just got to know your audience, hey?”
>A faint movement in the dark. The tip of her tail curled slightly, tiny scales glowing soft in the light from the hallway.
>You set a plate down beside the dark hole of the hide, on it, a cupcake.
“The door isn’t locked, and I’ll be around for awhile. Come out and say hello when you feel up to it, I would like to meet you.”
>You start to shut the door, then pause and lean back in.
“The real you, not the ravenous snake priestess.”
>You weren’t 100% sure, but you may have heard a giggle as you latched the door closed.
(6/6)

>>27271074
>>27271751
>>27272481
Don't most things that live in the sea eat fish, including fish?

>>27273032
'Fish' isn't a species. One sardine eating another is cannibalism, a shark eating a sardine is not.

>>27273042
I know. That's my point.

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>>27273059
Ah, sorry. I had been drinking.

>>27273016
10/10 qt

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/cyoa/'s sekrit club has a strange waifu generator

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>>27273014

>>27273656
Snek a cute.

>>27245522
>peetzer pone
aww yiss, now I'm having flashbacks to that green where she noms herself

>>27275558
You may want to delete your bumps.

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>>27276095
Or at least put a pic with it. Badumsquish, maybe. He's like the god of strange waifus.

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Oh nice, cool to see this thread is up and somewhat running again, I see some of the veteran writers/doodlerz even paid a visit. The thought of this thread dying for good would kill a little piece inside of me. Guess this gives me a good reason to continue writing and doodling when I can, which isn't too often.

>>27257202
Cute pone

>>27273016
Nice concept and very comfy story you got there, enjoying it so far.

>>27277078
> veteran doodler
plz, I would call myself decent at best.

>>27277078
These threads seem to come and go a bit. I'm glad to see them back myself.
I was thinking of starting one myself when I saw this one up a few days ago.

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>>27249863
Too adorable / 10
Any good Tatzlpony stories?

>>27277151
>decent at best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20B4Dvk_9cY

>>27277155
Well seeing your dubs and interest, as well as others, convinced me. This weird place isn't going away for sometime.

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>>27234002
boop

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>>27273016
Just a heads up- no green today, as I was fixing the front end on my truck.

However, I had an omen come to me after I had finished and had sat down for a beer- my nephews came to me crowing about having found a snake. Knowing I love sneks, they took me to it, and lo, what do I find but a perfect little western plains garter snek, chilling near my tire.

Pic not mine- I didn't have a camera handy, but that's what it was, and being me, I quite happily picked it up. No hissing, no venting, no defensive posture; snek just sorta flicked its sniffer and eyed me a bit as I admired its scales.

Let it go in the deep grass to keep on hunting.

It was a good day.

>>27278852
thanks for sharing cute snek story. Made me smile

>>27277078
>someone drew my weird oc

Oh my goodness, thank you so much! That's amazing, i love it. She's wearing a bit of a suggestive grin there, it's fantastic. Thank you!

>>27277192
http://pastebin.com/u/AngryWino
It's the Goldilocks's, but it's unfinished, and i dont think he's going to continue it

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Bump.

>>27278349
Aww fuck. That's supposed to be her heart... I always thought its a bug or something.
I feel stupid now.

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>>27279731
Thanks, super famicom.

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slimy bump

>>27278852
Cute snek.

>>27279236
Oops, it wasn't intentional for her to have an indecent smile, but it's chill that you view it that way. Just more of the uncountable things that I need to work on and improve for future drawings, but all in all glad to enjoyed it, mang. I just have a nasty habit of doodle'n strange poners who don't get much artistic spotlight.

>>27259292
Top Snek

>>27283019
That's a big snek

>>27283385
For u

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bump for more strangefu

>>27284499
Not everything has to be a pony, Anon....

>>27284654
>not wanting a blumpkin from your horsetoilet

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>>27284814

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Have an adorable hexxy I found on derpibooru

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and have a shark thing as well

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>>27284654
Bullshit.

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>>27285066
That’s a cute ferry Why is she doing that face

>>27285102
Made me giggle. Thanks, Anon.

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Have a bump

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>>27285102
Damn, you bet me to >>27284654

>>27283285
It's lovely, thank you.

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>>27276989
>bomb
>has a fuse and a pin

for what purpose

>>27287646
Remember Bombette from Paper Mario? I think she's pretty much that.

>>27287646
>>27287698
Speaking of Mario and its various characters
Masked shyponies when
And no, I'm not talking about Fluttershy

>>27234002

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>>27287698
>>27287715
No I mean a pin is what is used by a grenade to prime it, but a fuse is used to set off an explosion, so why does it have both?

>>27288592
For decorative purposes
But you have a valid point

>>27288649
>>27288592
>>27276989
Would you prime bomb pone to make her explode?

>>27288592
her ass is a bomb, her head is a grenade.

>>27288919
Well, as adorable as she is, she also has a fucking skull as a cutie mark.
Unlike some people here I enjoy living.

>>27288926
Don't you mean her ass is THE bomb?

>>27288931
It is time to stop
IT IS TIME TO STOP

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which monpon i should draw?

>>27289668
a dullahan. somber maybe

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>>27289707
i don't know anything about somber except her head comes off, so here's a wicked game of b-ball

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Anyone remebers Cteno still? (When she was pretty)

>>27290241
i know her current design. was she originally poni?

>>27290248
yeah.

>>27290216
holy shit, wicked man. Wicked

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>>27290248
The best pony, then he fucked her up.

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>>27290373
i-i still think she's cute

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>>27290401
Shure.

>>27290373
Could you post more of her? She's adorable and sexy as hell.
But what is she supposed to be? Some sort of slimeponer?

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speaking of monster wives, tentacle 2pone

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>>27290561
I never had a pack of her, unfortunatelly. You may try to google, but looks like, author deleted nearly all pony-Cteno for some reason.

I remember she used to have a some number of background cartoons, being born on some kind of a junkyard with a radioactive wastes. There the local janitor of the junkyard found her and he was later her speacial somepony. It was such a beautiful story, dont know why slugbox deleted all of this.

>>27290886
Hm, that sounds like a moving story for a green.

>>27290847
Would snuggle. Would sex.

>>27290985
anon, that's too vague. she has 1000 ways to sex.

>>27291039
Exactly

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>>27290886
Hes name was "Sooty".

>>27291414
His*

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>>27291414

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>>27291105

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>>27290886
>>27291414
>>27291753

I used to work as a nightguard on a car scrapyard... when I had a job...
Im crying now, srsly

>>27291753
Is there more cartoons?
I would absolutely love to read a green based on this story.

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>>27291414
>was
Indeed, what a grimm analogue of death for imaginary pone, when your own creator wipes out every single trail of your existence...

>>27293313
right in the feels

episode day, watch out, board's fast

>>27297313
Indeed

>>27290886

Because, as you might have guessed, Slugbix has absolutely no wish to be identified with mlp, bronies, or any pony cancer whatsoever.

bemp

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>>27300089
Why can't you motherfuckers put content in your bumps?

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>>27278852
Sorry for the wait, folks. Been alternately exhausted / sick.

Working on some more green now.

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>>27300633
Cute snek.

>>27300647

>>27300633
>tfw no cute tiny snekpone waifu to hold in your hand

>>27302257
>or coil around your dick

>>27302271
>or crawl inside your urethra and pleasure you from the inside until you cum her out

>>27300106
bumps are hair-raising enough for me

>>27302396

Yuck. Having recently had a medical procedure done, I can confirm that there is absolutely nothing fun or arousing about urethral insertion.

>>27304419
As someone who has done a LOT of sexual experimentation, I can confirm.

>>27304419
Maybe not in a medical setting.

If it's your snek waifu's soft well-lubricated tail slithering its way into your prostate and gently teasing in ways you never imagine possible, on the other hand...

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Griffon changeling hybrids?

>>27273656
Yellow touches black, you're okay Jack
Black touches red, you're not dead
What the fuck is it?

>>27302396
https://derpiboo.ru/1061170?scope=scpe895a85b20e2de0e8a9b3a44706ea1cf1ed25cb73

>>27305890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqqUcsxhWE

>>27306012
Oh my. A cum pony?

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No Mave? Fixing that.

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>>27306145
She's a cutie. Too bad that story was never finished.

>>27306145
Would totally let her live inside me.