606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIkwFPB3NR0
Previous thread
>>27228604
shit
>filly
xth for Draconic hate sex
TODOKETE
Reminder that Big Mac was raped in this episode.
>>27232558
>wanted to have a celebratory fap with my Trixie-colored Sugar Star
>hit by all the feels
>don't feel like doing much anything right now
>>27232562
>>27232534
>>27232592
>>27232602
Those were simpler times.
>>27232592
requesting the gif of anon beating the shit out of Sethisto while bread skips
>>27232613
>>27232602
I MEANT MARKER WHY DID I SAY ANON
THANKS BRO
Here is what you ordered
>>27232645
smhtbhfam they need to stop listening to the fandom in general, if anyone here was talented or connected enough to write well, they wouldn't be posting on /mlp/.
>>27232645
That's fucking bullshit
You can't say that after Slice of Life
>>27228387
Altered the request a little to make it a bit cuter, but I hope you still like it.
>>27232659
so you're admitting that this place is so shitty and so fucking lame that having any interaction at all with it ruins the show?
>>27232689
Nice
Nice
>>27232629
unf
Another Saturday here, another magical episode enters with a bang! Today the Joker and Ward Cleaver go find some dinosaurs.
https://derpy.me/MLPG3K
>>27232645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja68qSFBPMQ
He should have seen the reaction when they meme the fuck out of the power puff girl
>>27232689
I PLAY RAIGEKI
>>27232698
no. That isn't what it looks like he said at all. Are you retarded or just overly emotionally attached to your idea of this place, and any critique sends you into ultra trigger mode?
>>27232645
>put a popular background character in the foreground twice for no reason
>call her by her fan-given name
>while fucking dubstep plays in the background
>what do you mean guys its not panda ring :^)))
>>27232704
>Joker and Ward Cleaver go find some dinosaurs.
Which episode of my little pony is this again?
>>27232722
gauntlet of fire obviously
>>27232645
>mfw DEEJAY PONE THREE
I bet Trixie is fuckin' that Manticore.
>>27232645
There is no reason to not use an established character just because it's popular, but you probably shouldn't claim that it wasn't because of its popularity when it is this obvious.
Also they should stop listening to people on twitter. Nothing good comes from that website.
DYWPI? (Do you want your ponies identified?)
>>27232689
das a real good pon mang
Was Trixie trying to commit suicide?
Did a kid's show about magical horses have attempted suicide?
>>27232689
What happens after I pick a card?
>>27232689
Does she have curved lashes?
>>27232722
stop shitposting anon
everyone knows advertising offtopic shit is perfectly fine if a namefag does it
>>27232705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EioTwSMS0-k
>>27232743
Sure
which pony is this
>>27232705
> meme the fuck out
It's like 2 or 3 scenes overall
>>27232776
>responding
>>27232746
Yes, anon.
NEETs, sudokus, dubstep,...
They sure know their real audience.
Pony cannot escape this nightmare realm where large green bipeds continually chase her around trying to hug her.
>>27232629
I want to impregnate both of them
>>27232534
>>27232598
go away pedo.
>>27232766
I actually meant to to post that in the old horse
>>27232790
well the old horse is dead
you're not very good at this identification business, are you
>>27232763
that's so fucking awful
it's obvious they're trying to appeal to the average modern teenage girl, which is something I just can't wrap my head around because everyone knows they don't even watch cartoons
>>27232797
DYWPI is a message you get after you die anon
it's ugh
anon do I have to explain everything
>>27232746
>I fail at everything, am miserable and have no friends
>I should kill myself
Are they trying to send MLPG a message?
>>27232811
your shit doesn't make any sense
stop speaking in riddles
>>27232645
Scratch was painfully out of place in this episode.
Derpy doesn't stick out as much, but giving her too much focus is still a problem.
There are more reasons for this than "memes."
The whole joke for that couple minute long sequence was nothing more than "look at these characters you recognize doing what they are generally known to do." That's just lazy writing for when you can't be bothered to come up with anything actually funny to happen and doesn't actually add anything to the episode.
Sure, Derpy is cute, but she's just as cute in the background or as a minor side gag. She doesn't need to get camera focus for 20 seconds immediately after the fucking dubstep horse complete with muffled dubstep playing in the background does.
And you definitely don't get to play innocent after doing it. If you want to pander then do it. I might not like it, but I'm not in charge of the show. Just say "Yeah, we had an opportunity to throw in a bit of a treat for our older fans and we took it." If you have to try to make excuses you didn't think it was really the right thing to do in the first place.
>>27232804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOS8giDOpio
>>27232821
https://www.acronymfinder.com/Do-You-Want-Your-Possessions-Identified%3F-%28NetHack-game%29-%28DYWYPI%29.html
IT'S TIME TO STOP
>>27232831
what the fuck is nethack
is that some kind of shitty homestuck ripoff
>>27232829
no fuck this shit
I'm not watching this
>>27232825
>Derpy is cute
She really is.
They could have skipped the scene were Twilight is trying to convince Glimmer to pick one of them instead and just have them show up at the end if they absolutely wanted to use them.
>>27232840
http://thegreatestgameyouwilleverplay.com/
>old horse died without 251 images
Show discussion was a mistake.
>>27232700
>>27232745
Thanks.
Also have a quick edit since they really built up magically controlling ponies for some reason. I wonder if the original plot was different.
>>27232871unf
>>27232871
I am convinced Glimmer is gonna mind control someone at some point
>>27232871
all glory to the hypnoglimmer
>>27232853
what is this
it looks like an ad for expensive water
Remember to not break the pony's heart or she'll commit suicide by cat.
>>27232868
Happens pretty often on episode day. Today we hit the pump limit exceptionally fast though and thus also did die rather quickly.
>>27232840I hate you, even if you're joking.
>>27232871
>just laze around on the stage and convince everyone through mindcontrol spells that they are seeing the greatest show ever right now
>>27232885
She kinda did big mac
It was neat, I hope she continues her morally dubious magic usage
>if a pony I don't like is in the show, it's a meme!
>meme meme me me mee mee meeeeeeemeeeeeee
>the episode is because of it!
I hope you all get gassed if you legitimately think this
>"...and then he ruffled my perfect mane! I'm sure he's still around here."
>>27232959
OH SHIT
EVERYONE HIDE ITS THE FUZZ
The ponies scatter in a panic as the opening strings of Gone Guru reverberate across the streets of Ponyville and a man on a loudspeaker goes "WEEEEEEELLL-"
>pony
>pony
>>27232954
anon are you okay
OH FUCK
THERE WAS AN EPISODE TODAY
>>27232992
I'm angry
Angry about shitposters
>>27232933hey anonI'm doing a 12 conduct run wanna watch
Anyone worried about next week's episode?
>>27232997
self-loathing isn't good for you, anon
>>27233008
>self-loathing
what
>>27232954
Like this?
>>27233019
Yes
Is Confalone the next Merriwether in his notions towards pony morality?
All of Merriwether's episodes based on the fact that ponies can be really dickish towards each other and I think it worked pretty well sometimes.
He's three episodes in and his first one dealt with Yaks being the ultimate assholes, then the Pies being a bit dickish to Apples, to which Applejack responded to by being dickish to them and now it was Twilight and Ponyville absolutely giving the two ex-villains what for.
>>27232959
Blame one of the ponies passing by.
>>27232959
they'll never catch me!
>>27233019
>FlyingMemer
>complaining about memes
I am confused
>>27233000I'm busy right now, but thanks.
Fart fart faaaart
>>27232743
Save macros?
>>27233033
Most of Merriwether's episodes were mean-spirited and out of place in this series. Pony don't have to be nice all the time, but making them into moronic cunts is not a good way to present it. Confalone is just bad at executing his episode and I doubt we will see the last of that.
Trixie cuddling Starlight in the wagon's hammock.
Colts
>>27233033
Maybe, I dunno I feel the conflict here as opposed to other instances is forced. An example being that yes Trixie is back, uh no, but she did get a second chance, only to have a chance to spit in twilights eye. But wait Muh new friend, also celestia seem more, disinteresting than any other time she's on screen. Like she didn't have that same feeling of motherly love and warmth anons circlejerk towards in the /mom/ and /sun/ threads... I dunno, maybe I'm just being a faggot but this episode seemed to offer very little other than a means of killing time.
>>27232990
>Starlight turned Fluttershy into a raging lesbian on that timeline
That explains her behaviour when she saw Twilight and Spike.
>>27233121
Futas.
>>27233121
are pretty ok
>>27233138
Kill yourself
>>27233121
What about them?
>>27233143
Why do you get mad over everything?
>>27233121
>>27233034
>"But officer, I've never even seen that pony before!"
>>27233129
The kernel of the episode definitely were the Starlight interactions which were top-notch.
Twilight's antics were really a low-point of the episode, but all around, most of the running time was focused on her and she really shined, as well as expanded a bit as a character (like, for instance, still using magic on others if she felt like it... this is one of those things Sunshit lacks as she simply went through a lobotomy between the movies).
>>27233139
Especially that colt
I want to do all kinds of decent and indecent colt things with him.
Like pick him up and ruffle his mane, dance horse dances with him, and kiss him on the snootle.
>>27233180
>kiss him on the snootle
lewd!
>>27233162
I'll pray for him while he spends his night in pony jail.
>>27233138
trixie doesn't have a JUUUUUUNK
>>27233161
Please don't kiss the colts.
>>27233180
>kiss him on the snootle.
You're a female?
Males can't kiss colts. that is creepy and illegal
I want to be the little______
>>27233190
I bet he'd blush all cutely and coltline, but kiss me right back.
>>27233129
They did break Celestia's character to have their joke work, yeah. Might have worked better with Luna, but then again, Twilight would not invite Luna in this situation.
Should have just done it differently. The scenes were short enough that they didn't take too much from the episode for me.
>>27233194
Why are you so sure~?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/24/434245.jpeg
>>27233176
As a shimmer fag, I must except the reality of that truth, with starlight, especially in this episode, she had a chance to expand as a character. She really did have great interactions with other pones.
>>27233222
I'm a little filly.
I'm going to give him filly kisses.
>>27233162
He totally did it, you can see it in his face!
>>27233228dragon
>>27233245
That's true I suppose, no point in me getting hung up on something so simple. Besides, like what another anon as saying, the focus was on starlight
>>27233153
They belong to the fillies.
To be used however filly pleases to.
NOW IN TECHNICALLYCOLOR
>>27233162
poor pony
>>27233245
>>27233277
Confalone doesn't seem to have a firm grasp of the characters yet. Twilight's hiding in a bush was clearly inspired by the Pinkie Sense episode.
>>27233224
Where did you find this picture of my OC.
>>27233280
OH NO
SHE GOT STRAWBERRY JAM ALL OVER THE STAGE
Is it just me or are all of these uploaded mlp videos just stuttery.
>>27233280
Her greatest, and also final, performance.
>>27233321
>two eye shimmers
ONE JOB
>>27233280
but trixie's okay
she made her first friend and everything
>>27232825
I think the joke would have been even funnier if it was a 100% background character who we've never met before. Like Berry Punch or Comet Tail or something. And they just go with it because free food with the princess or something. And because Princess Twilight asked.
>>27232825
>>27233368
the joke is also because of how quiet they generally are, even though derpy's had two episodes with dialogue
>>27233330
don't they usually have two? its fillies that have three
>>27233400
The more shines, the purer.
Trixie is a slut so she has only one.
>>27233409
That's not a bad thing
Post cute ponies
>>27233400
Trixie has and always has had only one eye shimmer. It's very distinctive.
The apparent reason is because it makes her seem more rough and villain-esque.
The joke reason is because she used to be a stallion because stallions have one eye shimmer. Which in early production she was.
>>27233419
>>27233419
you first
>>27233416
In your opinion.
My opinion though, which is just as valid, is that sluts deserve no respect, they gave it up with their SELF respect.
>>27233465
HELLO DORPA
>>27233465
hello derp horse
Why are fillies so cute?
>they're all your hats, miss Trixie
>>27233456
Anon we've been over this before. I am cute.
>>27233419
I don't like how a lot of bronies are quick to rate episodes 9-10/10.
>>27233499
Fluttershy is shit
Anyone else want a poster of The Humble and Pentinent Trixie's Equestria Apology Tour?
At first I was thinking it should be in English.
But now I think I'd actually just prefer it in Pony-ese as is. Look at how cool the top word looks, which is presumably a regurgitated "Trixie".
>>27233499
you? Maybe.
Fluttershy?
not even.
>>27233503
>uh oh i don't believe people unironically like the show
>>27233539
No, I mean I think bronies should use those ratings more sparingly.
>>27233507
I really like how the ponies have their own writing system. It makes sense that a species whose language evolved from writing with hooves and mouths would be different than any written languages humans use.
Too much fanservice and meme pandering imo
>>27233515
>Fluttershy
>not cute
pick one
>>27233457
It's what gives her her slut powers, anon
>>27233561
I'll pick "Not cute". as in "fluttershy is not cute".
>>27233553
Why not rate 10 if you like everything about it?
>>27233431
I can't believe I didn't notice that before...
>>27233190
>>27233180
A guy I work with is friends with the voice actor.
Shit's weird.
>>27233499
Fluttershy is a passive aggressive cunt baby who throws a fit when she doesn't get her way and hides her actual feelings from her friends until the truths come out when she's the angriest.
She's only shy because she's afraid to speak her mind about how much she hates everyone and everything knowing that most people would beat her up for it.
Also she likes shit horsnime
>>27233576
the way they wrote celestia makes it an automatic 4/10 for me.
>mfw pandering
Seriously though, I thought we got over the whole "They are pandering" phase after season 3/4
>>27233557
I like how it's settled down into a relatively consistent system of mashing letters together until they're illegible or mostly illegible. It looks kind of cute and almost like it's written to look the way a child sees the written language, just a jumble of familiar but unpronouncable shapes.
>>27233431
>stallions only have one eye shimmer
wat
Stallions have always had 2 just like mares
>>27233593
Sure. That's *your* opinion. Other people can have their own.
>>27233591
>Utena
>Ranma
>Shit
HELLO NEO-TERSE
>>27233569
nice headcanon
also
>implying a gag has anything to do with her actual interests
>>27233591
WORK ON THE GODDAMN ZOOTOPIA GAME ZOOKLORK
>>27233600
The letters don't even seem to just be latin. Some look Cyrillic, and some even remind me of elvish, like the first letter in trxies poster. I wouldn't mind seeing them expand on the language more. Make it like Futurama with the alien language.
>>27233609
Well now I feel like a fool.
Shows you who I pay attention to.
>>27233631
>You see Judy Hopps>You can't pick up Judy Hopps
>>27233622
>Any show that isn't Naruto
>Not shit
SHIT TASTE SENPAI
>>27233669
>boku no pico
>shit
please consider being eaten by a manticore
>>27233634
Eeeh. I don't know. I don't want every instance of their writing system to be turned into an inside joke for the "trufans" to get.
>>27233686
I am surprised they just don't come up with a simplistic horsey inspired substitution cypher for their alphabet
Stargate atlantis did that with the Ancient alphabet and had all sorts of little jokes hidden in the text on the show
>>27233700
I wouldn't be surprised if it *is* a cypher already.
>>27232715
It wasn't even dubstep
>>27233700
I'm kind of surprised too. They had about 7 or 8 symbols in the pilot's book about Nightmare Moon but just not enough to make what could look like a legitimate writing language. It just looks like lucky charms. Which -is- cute, but maybe just slightly too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
Hmm. That gives me an idea for their script though. Running cutiemarks and their lucky charms characters here and things through a few revisions might get some psuedo modern characters: http://biblescripture.net/Alphabet.jpeg
>>27233634
>expand on the language
They couldn't even expand on why Celestia's hair floats
>>27233735
currently there is no "it"
pony text is pretty much different every time we see it
>>27233750
I was fond of the pseudo horseoglyphics myself
it was different
>>27233750
"Welcome Princess Celest" could've just as easily been a translation from Equestrian writing into a joke we'd understand
>>27233756
Identifying all the characters, finding them in the Unicode table and translating to their number code is part of the cypher!
I always feel bad about doing this, but hopefully some of you guys agree that this is somewhat relevant to a general discussion. Remember to poni poni.
>>27233773
>pic 100% unrelated
>>27233129
It was stupid. I'm sure Celestia wouldn't even have minded rescheduling
>>27233806
Why would you feel bad for it? Data is always welcome.
Thanks for coming! Next week, the last of the biker flicks in 209: The Hellcats!
No breaks this time, next week should be Newbie Dash! It'll be the Wonderboltiest!
Imagine a future where power lines don't exist anymore. Just a single pole with a small box on top of it, every ten or so kilometers.
That is my dream.
I dream of wirelessly distributed energy.HARNESSED BY WHPSSSHING CELESTIA'S BUTT
>>27232825
Should've been Cranky, Biceps, andDiscord to show how desperate Twilight's getting
>>27233829
Celestia wouldn't have minded rescheduling. But she did mind Twilight lying to her.
I think I like it as an indecipherable mess of squished together characters. It looks more fantastic than something that is obviously just an alphabet. Things like Happw Mlnm Milumw Nim add to the childish charm of the show in a way that a cipher of English can't.
>>27233806
Neat
How do you generate these pretty graphs?
>>27233854
Starlight being friends with Discord would be great to see. Though considering how Twilight acted with Trixie, she would probably burn the entire town in anger.
>>27233862
Exactly my thoughts as well, >>27233600
I like to think it might supposed to look like the way children might see writing.
>>27233880
Not nearly enough characters, but maybe if it was a crazy man's cipher into the Four Corner method of Chinese input.
The idea of creating a complex writing system like that from scratch is always an incredibly cool idea but basically way too ambitious.
>>27233929
How chubby is your Waifu, Anon?
>>27233967
Does ethereal mane count as smother threat?
>>27233864
Microsoft Excel 2010
>>27234001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8F2J-lOaGM
>>27234009
>Excel
Oh
>>27234019
pretty sure whatever google's shitshow of an online spreadsheet app can do it too
>>27234019
yarr, me matey.
>>27234021
I don't really like spreadsheets in general, I do all of my data processing stuff in python, and I haven't figured out how to make pyplot graphs pretty yet
What if this pony was Trixie's lovely assistant instead of Glimmy?
>>27234028
>>27234037
we'd have watched a pretty pony get fucking devoured live on stage
>>27234037
Trixie would be ded
>>27234037
Trixie would be fucking dead
>>27234037
Then Trixie would be dead.
>>27232679
Nigger Slice of Life was great.
>>27232705
I'll get a lot of flack for this, but Steven Universe was a better PPG reboot than this shit.
>>27234059
Ssssh, you can't say that out loud. Otherwise people here get mad about so-called memes.
>>27234059
>Nigger Slice of Life
I don't remember that episode.
>>27234059
for memesters
>>27234076
it was a black comedy
>>27234073
I thought SU was an AT reboot instead.
>>27232715
Vinyl was her fan name.
They've called her Pon3 since that EQG ad.
>>27234044
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What kinds of noises do you think Trixie would make while she was slowly digested?
>>27234076
>Nigger Slice
Sounds like an interesting episode!
>>27234074
But Derpy is a cute meme
>>27234090
Don't be gross, man
>>27234084
That's just absurd.
Why reboot something that's still running right now?
How come Finn hasn't died yet
>>27234087
DJ PON3 was a fan name, too, from before that ad. They also said bronies in that song.
>>27234094
>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT
>>27234109
Who?
>>27234106
Do you think Twilight would find some way to collect Trixie's remains and put them into an urn with her cutie mark on them? And then did her hoof in and masturbate with the shit knowing that it used to be a pony who died in agony?
>>27234130
what did I just say
Did Trixie art raise the way you wanted it too?
Quest objectives:Avoid the pony's death.
>I saved this March 2011
Looking back at some old images, there are some things I wish had taken off.
>>27234147
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/30/1143109.gif
>>27234142
Yep.
>>27234019
Sorry to disappoint you, it just happens to be a program that I own that is very good at handling lots of data at once and presenting it in a digestible format. It also helps that I'm trained and certified to use it, so I pretty much know how it works inside and out.
>>27234021
I don't like using Google's spreadsheet thingy, I have a lot less control over it than I do over Excel. Maybe I just don't know how to use it properly though.
>>27234130
>And then did her hoof in and masturbate with the shit knowing that it used to be a pony who died in agony?
>did her hoof in
No, no.
She stuffs all inside her asshole and puts on her largest buttplug, then goes around her day. Two days later, when she just can't hold her bowels anymore, she takes a way larger urn and starts shitting out a mixture that's mostly shit and part of trixie.
Then she seals it with magic and ships it to trixie's grieving mother.
>>27234147
Quest Objectives:SURVIVE
>>27233991
>tfw you made four friends and reconnected with an old friend this year
>tfw your friendship power is rising
I really should start organizing information for my princess thesis now.
>>27234168
Of course, I forgot my pic.
Twi is a total bitch.
>>27234168
too bad she can't cure you of your gayness
>>27234158
>Swallos her whole
baka softvore fags...
>>27234181
what the christ is wrong with you
>>27234152
I don't get it but it's cute
Dash episode next week!
>>27233877
>>27233877
Not gonna happen, Discord will betray the mane six again and be defeated in the S6 finale.
>>27234186Yeah, it's a shame.
The self-hating is gone most days and personal acceptance is mostly there though.
You're probably just jealous I learned how to make friends.
>>27234210
"FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS!"
>>27234152
A chameleon really is the perfect pet for Derpy.
Do you think Pinkie and Derpy might organize a reptile pet play date?
>>27234239
>A chamelon
>not aspork
>>27234239
>and Tank, turtles are reptiles too!
>>27234248
GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN
>>27234256
They're terrapins, actually, but it's really close.
>>27234225
Not him, but I'm really jealous and happy for you
>>27234162
I mean, it's not like Excel is terrible or anything
I just don't really like using it
>>27234198That picture is awesome though. I love the cocnept of dark alternate endings. That's clearly if Twilight didn't return the alicorn power to the other princesses.
>>27234248
INCHWORM
>>27234210
How is she soawesome?!
>takes her hat off when she gets into the cannon
>when she gets teleported she's wearing it again
I'm triggered.
>>27234207
The eyes, man. Come on.
>>27234239
>>27234256
Fuck, that's so cute. Now I'm even more sad it's not a thing.
>>27233507
That is a nice poster.
IT'S TIME TO CREATE YOUR OWN PONY
CHOOSE RACE.
I'LL COUNT THE REPLIES FOR EACH THEN WE MOVE TO STEP TWO: SEX
>>27234285
it was part of the trick
>>27234306
ALICORN
>>27234306
MUD PONY
>>27234314
Fuck you, cunt. This pony has to earn that shit.
>>27234306
pegasus duh
>>27234306
Unicorn
>>27234320
FINE
PEGASUS THEN
>>27234306
unicorn master race
>>27234306
ALICORE
Don't forget.
>>27234306
Hey Anon, did you know that ROLEPLAYING isn't allowed on this board?
>>27234306
Bird
>>27234306
Unicorn master race, makes better cakes than the earth pony named Cake in 1 50th the time
>>27234285
>>27234307
Proof positive that she had actually figured out the trick and wasn't lettingn Glimmer in on the ruse
The reason she's shocked at the end is because she wasn't prepared to actually get teleported
>>27234306
unicorn masterracea trash race sounds interesting although I have no idea how that would work
>>27234357
>says he doesn't understand how a trash pony would work
>posts Rarity
>>27234339
yelp says this is a good horse to touch
>>27234342
>Roleplaying is the same as a CYOA thread
>Creating a pony OC as a thread activity is the same as roleplaying
It should definitely have its own thread but I'm assuming Peanus is wanting to have some quick, silly fun.
>>27234339
I'M GONNA TOUCH THAT FUCKING HORSE
>>27234361
>baits for a response so he can whine how rarifags always start shit
>>27234371
>CYOA thread
This is already a thread, he's trying to derail it with roleplaying.
>>27234361
Choke on my fat cock, anon.
>>27234394
I didn't say he was trying to turn this into a CYOA thread, I was just giving it as an example.
If Peanus wants to drawfag a bit I don't see the harm. It's not like we can't talk about big, juicy horse cocks while he's doing his thing.
Wow, that's a lovely Rainbow.
>>27234397
unf
>>27234394
>derail
m8 what?
It's some silly art fun. Not the first time I've done this. It won't lead to roleplaying.
>>27234413
anon just wants to shitpost, who are you to deny him
>>27234414
>>27234428
I'm sorry, Ponkie Pete. What was I thinking.
I forgot for a moment we all have different ways of funposting.
>>27234413
nah mate I absolutely can't stand people posting art and having fun inbetween my fetishposting
that shit doesn't fly
>>27234372
>We will never have Daapi screaming SORE WA CHIGAU YO
>>27234339
nice meme
>>27234416
Don't you dare unf at my insult
>>27234452
>insulting me while I choke on a fat cock
unf
>>27234433
That's super cute.
Fillies n' shit.
>>27234439
We REALLY need to have Tabitha say some silly Japanese memes in her Derpy voice.
I finished the thing, I think.Now I'm gonna waste the rest of the evening playing Dark Souls
>>27234476
Holy shit that's pretty
>>27234483
don't cuss in front of the princess
The fillies have formed a filly treat cartel.
>>27234476
Her mane is so pretty!
>>27234476
10/10
Would cum in her hair
>>27234476
oh hey you're getting really good at this shading thing
>>27234510
Don't do that, she spent all morning getting it right.
>>27234483
>>27234514THANKS
>>27234191
It's canon.
>>27234476
yes you done real good
>>27234510
Celestia's mane would probably feel so weird wrapped around your dick
>>27234536
It would be funny though.
Enjoy your dork souls.
GUYS
GUYS
HIROSHIMA ADDED A QUEST BOARD
FOR QUESTS
>>27234323
>>27234333
>>27234351
>>27234357
The count is in, and Unicorn wins by one vote.
Next, do you want your pony to be male, or female? VOTE NOW
>>27234573
STALLION
>>27234573
Futa
>>27234573
Give it a dick.
We'll need it for reasons.
>>27234573
FEMALE
>>27234573
be the pretty stallion
>>27234570
HEY GUY
GR15 STILL APPLIES TO IT
>>27234573
Mare
>>27234573
genderfluidfemale
>>27234573
FUTA MARE
>>27234595
THE FUCK'S GR15
>>27234595
That's some fucking bullshit
>>27234610
Why?
Quests are pretty much the only worthwhile thing on this entire shitty board
>>27234583
>>27234586
>>27234607
So you want a male pony? I'm old fashioned, therefore BINARY SEX, CUNTS
>>27234607
you know
that guy that drew the cute humans with giant titties last year
>>27234624
Sure
but really girly
Basically a cute mare
But with a huge dick
>>27234629
Top busting Pank!
>>27234604
>anything other than male or female
>>27234624
I agree with >>27234635
Make it a pretty stallion like >>27234590 wanted.
My vote was >>27234586 so don't count this twice.
>>27234639
Fuck you, shitlord. I identify as an attack helicopter you bigot.
>>27234624
You should use Strawpoll if you want to limit the choices. It makes things easier for everyone.
>>27234648
>>27234660
KEEP THAT ABOMINATION ON /v/ YOU FUCKING MONSTER
Filly needs a goddamn job.
>>27234672
I want to makeout with Cadance.
TAKING DRAW REQUESTS
>>27234677
>implying filly is not already a working girl
>>27234682
SWEET TEA BELLE
>>27234682
Bird Satyrs doing bird things
>>27234677
give her afillyjob
>>27234682
PRINCESS TRIXIE
>>27234682
filly getting her first job
>>27234682
NOBBY DRAW CELESTIA WITH A HUGE DICK
>>27234682
Filly on the corner asking Anons if they're looking for a good time.
>>27234689
what
>>27234690
what bird satyr
>>27234702
yyYYYYEAAAHH HELL YEAH MAN
>>27234682
Glimmer magically controlling ponies.
>>27234682
PRINCESS GLIMMER AND PRINCESS TRIXIE
You know you can always count on the nobbster for futa celestia
>>27234705
Hotshot
>>27234573
Non futa mare.
>>27234682
Something with voodoo dolls
Where the hell was Spike?
>>27234726
who gives a shit?
>>27234726
Fucking Ember
>>27234726
Why the fuck would Spike be in the episode
>>27234682
Your favorite princess with this hairdo: >>27234567
Fillies can't work. They're too small.
>>27234726
Part time dragonlording. Why?
>>27234682
Rapper mare dropping some bars outside of a zebra mare's window in the middle of the night
>>27234719
But why Twilight? There are other mares who make much better futas.
>>27234748
embiggen the filly
>>27234682
giantess silver spoon
Fillies can work, their small bodies are perfect for crawling into small places for delicate wire work.
I've got a few openings in the large hadron collider.
>>27234734
I do. I like Spike.
>>27234742
Is he not allowed to have dinner with Celestia and Twilight? It's his castle too.
>>27234762
you read about the weasel too, huh
Being cute is good enough. I would pay a filly to be cute near me all day.
>>27234768
>I do
go away
>>27234748
Advertising counts as a job.
https://derpibooru.org/239125
>>27234777
You know, if you became the little filly, you could supply your own cuteness.
>>27234773
Actually no but I am interested now.
>>27234768
Spike being there would serve no purpose
>>27234801
phys.org/news/2016-04-weasel-large-hadron-collider.html
I thought you were making a dark joke
>>27234682
ALSO STREAMING
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
>>27234823
AAAW SHIT IZZAT SOME POPPY
>>27234816
Spike should be allowed to eat at a fancy dinner party.
He doesn't even get to go to the gala.
>>27234818
>66kilovolts through a weasel
>>27234851
I know right.
Huge waste of energy. You could fry one with 220 volts easy.
>Spike
>Sunburst
>Angel
>Trixie
Her harem is off a good start.
>>27234851
It ceases to be a weasel around 5 kilovolts 'Shy.
>>27234871
what happens when you put such a huge output of energy in a creature so small
does it just straight up explode
How do I stop being restlessly unproductive?
>>27234901
stab your leg
>>27234888
Any water inside it becomes gas after the current is run through it. So basically it explodes in a thousand different places and then becomes those charred pieces of the steak that are weirdly shriveled.
>>27234901
Do things.
>>27234901
Make a friend who forces you to do things
>>27234910
But I feel restless and can't concentrate.
>>27234907
That would help me concentrate on the pain I guess.
>>27234915
S&M Anon please stop pimping your madame.
>>27234901
Imagine your favorite pony being disappointed in you.Worked for me.
>>27234923
This works. Thank you.
>>27234942
Sometimes this works too well. I became a productive member of the society, can you imagine *that*?!
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
DUDES STRAM TIME DUDES
>>27234923
Doesn't really workher being a dombitch that looks down on me is part of the charm
>>27234964
What if she becomes disappointed enough to leave you?
>>27234962
WHAT STRAM
What do you do if you don't feel like finishing an image?
>>27234888
66kV is about 132A, which roughly translates to 8712000W
If we assume the weasel remained in the transformer for one second, it'd be heated up to about 1512,407C, rapidly evaporating the water in its body
So yes, it would literally explode
>>27235006
finish it, make the pony proud
>>27235006
have some whiskey and do it anyways
>>27233855
Twilight didn't even lie to her. Celestia of all ponies should've been more understanding rather than assume the worst of Twilight
>>27235006
...I don't finish it.
Got an unfinished one that's been lying around for a year. I really need to get back to drawing...
>>27234901
take a shower.
>>27235043
I can't right now, pony is in there
>>27235009
I'd be surprised if anything in the LHC didn't have current monitoring and automatically shut down any time it detected a short. It was probably only actually electrocuted for a tiny fraction of a second.
Of course it really doesn't matter that much at those magnitudes, but still.
>>27235030
>How about I introduce everyone? Our friendship lessons are going so well! She made three new friends! She has such great taste in friends. I don't know where she would've learned that!
Yeah, sure.
>>27232705
I have to see this episode
It's not about the hypnosisokay it's about the hypnosis
>>27235046
take a shower with pony. Save water.
>>27235030
>Twilight didn't even lie to her
She presented 3 ponies Starlight has literally not exchanged a single word with as her new friends.
>>27235062
she says I'm not allowed to
Bathethe filly.
>>27235047
At that voltage the heat alone would bake it instantly, amperage would be irrelevant.
I'm actually rather curious how well done it got before the short was disabled. I guarantee you it would have been set on fire instantly, though I have no sense of scale for what a voltage that big would do to a living creature.
Fuck, I wouldn't be all that suprised if it got turned into a fucking ashpile.
>>27235057
>>27235065
Celestia was already pissed before that
>>27235047
Probably, and my calculation isn't entirely correct either since the weasel's resistance would drop pretty rapidly, but I'm too lazy to figure out a differential equation describing this right now
Still, I'd be surprised if it didn't explode to be honest
>>27234695
>>27235072
I don't think they found any remains, so it was most likely sent to the phantom zone
>>27235088
YO TRIXIE LOOKS KIND OF WEIRD DUDE
>>27235075
The ice statue was already melting and they generally last quite a while before they start melting off that much, which means they probably had been sitting there for quite a while waiting for Starlight.
Twilight, being the neurotic little mare she is, probably wasn't the greatest conversationalist during that time. You'd probably be rather frustrated by that point as well.
>>27235088
I warned him about this
>>27235072
>I wouldn't be all that suprised if it got turned into a fucking ashpile
It'd take a tremendous amount of energy to actually turn something into ashes in a second, anon.
But just for fun, let's see. Could you completely turn a piece of meat into ashes by cooking it at 1500 C° for one second?
>>27235098
>gaseous form spell
>used to save pony pictures in folders based on the ponies included in the picture
>now I just throw them all into either a "lewd", "cute", or "reaction" folder
way easier
Princess bitchtits
>>27235171
hey filly, want a banana?
>>27235200
>furry art outside of /trash/
>>27235119
I can't find any information on when proteins undergo pyrolysis, but I'm pretty sure one second wouldn't be enough to turn an entire weasel into ashes
>Derpy episode
>very ugly music starts playing
>>27235207
How can a filly hold or peel a banana? Her talent might be bananas, but it still doesn't make sense.
>>27235219
You have a quest now, young one
you must understand how much heat it takes to turn a weasel to ashes in a second
g'nite
>>27235220
shush you
>>27235207
Hey good lookin, want some mayonnaise?Actual line from the show...
>>27235119
>Most top steakhouses boast custom-designed flame broilers that generate 1,200 to 1,800 degrees of heat.
Filly wants to be your new wallpaper.
>>27235231
I wouldn't even be sure where to begin, chemistry really isn't my strong suit
sorry
>>27235259
filly is gonna have to keep on dreamin
>>27235230
Her talent is that she poops out bananas instead of poop.
>>27232519
This show gives me autism
>>27235259
Way ahead of you, filly
>>27234682
Verbose Big Mac getting into a verbosity fight with Mojo Jojo, and winning because the PPG reboot has taken Mojo's verbosity away.
>>27235220
>Derpy episode
>b-but we aren't meme pandering I swear!
>>27234682
starlight in a hoodie looking fly
>>27232519
So I just got here, what's the consensus?
I thought it was pretty good, although I thought Trixie attempting to commit suicide on stage was a little dark.
>>27235300
You mean your dedication to the show bought out your autism?
>>27235310
Install Gentoo
>>27235291
OOOH YEAH
>>27235330
Your cynicism disgusts me.
>>27235338
It was good except for two major detracting points for me.
1. The great and powerful line isn't that fucking funny and they overused the hell out of it.
2. They could have cut down on the dinner party scenes or some side stuff at least to give more time to Trixie and Glimmer hanging out and being friends. They were so constrained for time they mostly just talked about being friends.
At the very least a scene where Glimmer practises teleporting Trixie so she at least knows this random new pone she just met actually can save her from a potentially ugly demise and isn't just talking out of her fat horse ass.
>>27235380
More time devoted to Glimmer is time wasted.
https://fuwa.se/f/-QUJcw.webm
>>27234698
>>27235410
We're talking about negatives, anon.
>>27235338
>Trixie attempting to commit suicide on stage
It's awesome, right?
They can put all these feels and dark themes on little girls cartoon.
Spoiler:>Fluttershy's brother being a NEET
kek they know the audience.
>>27235410
More posts devoted to your terrible opinions are posts wasted
>>27235430
OH GOD
>>27235449
>Hating the biggest Sue on the show is a terrible opinion
Ok.
>>27235430
where do ponies buy these guns?
I'm watching the episode right now
>"DJ Pon3"
Why.
>>27235261
>zebras
>modern society
I like to believe zebras are nomadic tribals who live on a vast savannah.
Fillies would make a good currency. They're small and valuable.
>>27235338
>>27235448
>Trixie attempting to commit suicide on stage
>It's awesome, right?
I don't know.
I mean it definitely packs the feels that's for sure; but the fact that they couldn't straight up say that's what was going down makes Twilight and Glim Glam seem kind of callous for not freaking the fuck out, charging to the rescue and getting poor Trixie some counseling.
>>27235472
Memes
>>27235338
10/10 episode
my opinions are facts
>>27235474
Like real niggers.
>>27235488
The 'commit sudoku' part was probably because its a reference for some old media that only adults can notice. And there's moments on life that you only care about the death when it indeed happens.
>>27234702
>>27234716
http://i.imgur.com/iGTtRT3.png
>>27235632
Stop defiling my waifu with your boy parts, nobby
>>27235632
NICE
I don't even know.
Filly's got the heart eyes again.
>>27235632
lewd
>>27235632
Is it strange that I still find this arousing?
>>27235632
>how to instantly ruin a picture
>>27235675
How do we treat heart eyes?
>>27235632
Yup
it's a dick alright
>>27235668
N I C E
>>27235706
>>27235380
>At the very least a scene where Glimmer practises teleporting Trixie so she at least knows this random new pone she just met actually can save her from a potentially ugly demise and isn't just talking out of her fat horse ass.
DYEWTS?
>>27235668
I'd go see it
Do it for her, Anon. Just do it.
>>27235632
Now you have to draw daapi and vinyl in there looking all amazed and impressed and wanting it.
>>27235706
You have to screw it out of them.
>>27235668
Will she ever figure out the title?
>>27235088
Birbs a best
>>27235410
More time devoted to Celestia being an OOC guilt-tripping statue is time wasted
>>27235675
All ponies should have heart eyes.
>>27235764
At least it's not Starshite.
>>27235690
it was drawn by nobby
it was already ruined before it even existed
>>27235736
I'm surprised nobody's commented on her eyes yet
>>27235668
Cool.
I hope we get to see some more Trixie this season. I've always liked her and her character's potential as something more than a villain or a punch line really grew on me this episode.
>>27235800
what does changeling filly want?
What if there is a DVD of all Trixie episodes
>>27235800
I don't know what you expect us to see.
>Celestia just sits on her fat horse ass, staring at things.
>Episode ends with her rolling her eyes and going "uuugh".
That's our Celestia!
>>27235200
why did u post this here
actually wait can I have a link to poppy thread
>>27235566
>commit sudoku
>>27235632
You know, for a minute I thought you'd just have Celestia with Anon.
But then I remembered you are afflicted with the cocklust.
>>27234707
>>27235848
it's pgood
NOBBY DRAW DAAPI x FUTALESTIA
Some anon wanted a fluttershy in a leotard. I'm going with the idea that she'd doing yoga too.
>>27235858
Who's the lucky stallion?
>>27235858
Unf.
Thanks m80!
anon lusting for celestia's big meaty cock
>>27235858
shes a good girl dindu nuffin turning her life around
>>27235867
I AM 1000% ON BOARD WITH THIS IDEA
YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON
>>27235867
damn thats a huge horse ass
>>27235867
I like it, this is good.
>>27235827
>Knows Twilight fears her disapproval
>UGH SO DISAPPROVED RIGHT NOW TWILIGHT I MEAN COME ON
>>27235948
I love how Celestia started fiddling with her cutlery while Twi was in the middle of talking to her.
>>27235566
Lucky playing ball with apple cobbler was pretty cute
>>27235907
I'm glad you like it anon, I wasn't sure if I even wanted to finish it.
>>27235922
I try to make a huge but still appealing horses ass, if I can.It was gonna be even bigger, but I didn't think I could pull that off and not have it look terrible.
>>27235938
Thanks anon.
>>27235993
That fork that has been part of the Trixie statue.
draws my dudes
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
>>27235867
The wings being compressed inside the leotard?
>>27235741
>>27236054
What about Cranky?
>>27236054
So majestic.
>>27236054
>that vinyl
I can't stop imagining her glasses literally parting to the sides all on their own as she gazes in amazement.
>>27236029
why do you keep doing this dude
>I wonder if it's too late to go grab Sunset and make her a princess?
>>27236094
>those celestia legs
fucking hell even twilight's legs are thicker
>>27236112
that's because twilight is f a t
>>27236112
Celestia has always had rather spindly legs
>>27236136
fat
FAT
what draw?
>>27236154
>>27236154
Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Twilight introducing Ember to the wonderful world of princess dicks.
>>27236154
Sunburst/Starlight/Trixie threesome
>>27236154
lucky being cute
nobody draws lucky
>>27236154
Trixie introducing Starlight to her mom.
>>27236154
colt bulk biceps
>>27236123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs
>>27236172
You should learn how to draw, that way all the no-name background ponies you like will have fanart
>>27236166
But princesses don't have dicks
>>27236214
Y'know, princess is just a title in Equestria
>>27236214
>but princesses don't have dicks
>>27236030
They are now...
Of course i'd fucking forget something like that. Thanks for the heads up anon.
>>27236195
like everyone here, its something I attempted anon
said attempt just demonstrated that the amount of time to reach "passable" status would exceed the number of years remaining in my life
So let's do an episode recap:
>Twilight is a cunt and sounds like Timmy Turner
>Trixie forgets she had a redemption episode and went 200% cunt, while also being a 15 year old feigning suicide for attention
>Glimglam proves canonically that unicorns are superior than earth ponies
>Dash is still a cunt, but the animators are trying to force a new "so awesome" meme face that it's becoming cringeworthy
>Pinkie is Pinkie. I'm not sure if that's good or bad
>Ms. Cake is 150% cunt. Like seriously you fat whore she was trying trying to help
>Celestia is 10000% omega-cunt supremo, but gets a pass because she's supposed to be in the middle of a heel turn
Is anyone in ponyville NOT a cunt anymore?
>>27236154
>>27235430
starlight as starlight dating starlight while starlight looks on enviously that starlight gets to date best pony, starlight.
Or yunno anything with starlight really senpai, gotta get my waifu fix
>>27236257
dude what
>>27236172
youre damn right i do
>>27236166
>princess dicks
>>27236245
Confalone is the new Merriwether
>>27236245
>Is anyone in ponyville NOT a cunt anymore?
STARLIGHT IS THE ONLY SAVIOR THAT CAN SAVE US WITH HER NEW FOUND NICENESS
>>27236257
dude what
>>27236267
I'LL TAKE IT
what a handsome fellow
>>27236245
>Is anyone in ponyville NOT a cunt anymore?
I can think of one beautiful mare...
>>27236260
I want more starlight, tried drawing some tonight, but my hands are playing funny buggers tonight as i'm tired as fook and i can't get it looking right
>muh shitty starlight/trixie pic
https://derpibooru.org/1143646
What if your favourite pony is actually a hitman sent to kill you?
>>27236233
That looks even cooler, yo
>>27236285
>you have been visited by the irate mare of reasonable irritation
>>27236245
>Is anyone in ponyville NOT a cunt anymore?
These pons seemed pretty not-cuntish
>>27236298
aww
>>27236245
>Is anyone in ponyville NOT a cunt anymore?
Well yeah.
>>27236329
I wonder what Drizzle and Lemon pone were talking about
that is an odd pair
>>27236329
Those ponies stole those flowers. They shoplifted them from Roseluck's Florist.
>>27236298
Faces look a bit funny, but it's a cute idea overall. I'd say the eyes are a bit too large for their face and the noze/muzzle is angled down a bit strangely.
>>27236285
>>27236325
>>27236355
boy there sure are lots of applefags in MLPG
>>27236358
They want to make it rain lemonade.
>>27236329
We're talking about living ponies, not cardboard background props
>>27236358
Haunches always sounds like a sexual term to me. Am I the only one that thinks this?
rage
ire
anger
fury
irritation
applejack
>>27236375
Since day one, baby.
>>27236375
applefags are p
alright
>>27236382
I'd pry open a pony's tightly closed haunches
>>27236321Danke anon.
>>27236386
would impregnate
>>27236377
What if AnonXEmberXGilda?
>>27236397
>all those splinters
ow
>>27235867
>>27236233
YOU'RE WINNER
THANKS
>>27236375
damn right
>>27236382
Well it does rhyme with raunch
>>27236397
>uncontrollable pony estrus forcing them to grind on the nearest phallic object
Why are fillies so lewd?
>>27236375
I hate applejack a lot but i will admit that applefags are the normiest fans.
dashfags being the worst obviously.
>>27236401
>>27236424
don't let a few bad apples ruin it for you
>>27236416
ponies are just prone to accidental lewdity
>>27236416
They aren't. You're just projecting your perverse sexual fantasies onto them.
Just like how everyone is projecting their suicidal depression onto Trixie last episode.
>>27236388
That might be the nicest thing I've ever heard you say.
>>27236397
Well she is the most motherly.
>>27236374
I'd agree on the faces desu (dude who drew it here) going to digital art over the pic tommorow when i'm less tired and re-do the faces. Keep the expressions just hopefully do them better next time.
>this pic for me really sums up simple yet super cute pony faces that i aspire to, the proportions and lines do it so much justice
>>27236432
Your images are always so unnecessarily descriptive.
Post more.
>>27236397
Apple is not my waifu, but she's a good pony.
>>27236438
Motherly, adorable, more stable than the rest of the cast. Just an all around good pone.
>>27236435
>Just like how everyone is projecting their suicidal depression onto Trixie last episode.
Anon, I know I'm not the most mentally stable person but Trixie willingly went through with a magic trick she knew would kill her, and she didn't know if Starlight would show up or not. That's the textbook definition of a suicide attempt.
I need photos. Photos of ponies being lewd in the show.
>>27236447
Well I wish you luck, gud art is hard to do.
>>27236449
I just like to have fun with file names!
>>27236473
>>27236404
That just gives you some personal time with her picking the splinters out of her clitoris.
>>27236460
Oh boy howdy, is she adorable.
>>27236489
Remember Rarity's first friendship lesson Starlight. Ladies always swallow.
>>27236495
>splinters in her clitoris
>>27236438
>AJ's motherly hips
BOI i wanna go bed but you making me want to smash my wiener with talk like that
>>27236508
You'll just have to carefully pluck them out for her and apply a dab of rubbing alcohol.
>>27236501
that lion outfit just killed me
>>27236428
But where's anon?
Is he in there being face sat on?
>>27236512
>AJ's motherly hips
That's some canon shit right there.
>>27236527
I just want to pet her.
>>27236548
Canon most likely to be impregnated first.
>>27236548
I love how ponies often have art of just other ponies hanging in their homes
>>27236508
>You'll never give pony a whole bunch of genital piercings, until her labia/clit is drooping down with the weight and making clinking sounds as she walks.
>>27236564
pony homes are cute as heck in general
>>27236603
hearts on fucking everything
>>27236562
Canon mother
>>27236612
Fillies fucking love hearts.
>>27236612
EVERYTHING
>>27236626
well to be fair those are load bearing hearts
>>27236617
Wait a minute
>>27236562
He may have been a pussy but Trenderhoof had good taste.
>>27236617
Lies, filthy lies.
>>27236627
everything
Would you hang out with Applejack?
>>27236685
It'd exhaust me, but yeah. Totally worth it.
>>27236685
I don't know what we'd talk about
I don't even like apples that much
>>27236685
I'd apple with that Apple.
>>27236704
>I don't even like apples that much
That's a paddlin'
>>27236727
I like them in things like apple pie, or when I smoke meats I love my applewood, but like just eating an apple is not for me
>>27236704
>sitting down in AJ in her barn
>mugs of fresh, cold cider by your sides
>shooting the shit and talking about your days
It'd be perfect
>>27236754
>sitting down in AJ
her big
>>27236754
I'll give you that, she'd be the chillest pone to have a few drinks with
>>27236754
It sounds heavenly but then I remember I suck at holding conversation. At least I can dream.
I can't even get mad when the applefags start posting
It's just, you know, whatever
>>27236762
>>27236796
they're so cute
>>27236787
Mate you gotta practice it. Find common ground with someone you want to talk to and start from there.
>fetishes i used to absolutely hate years ago are now starting to arouse me
thanks mlp
>>27236796
Sorry anon, are stopping you from talking about other things?
>>27236796
do you normally get angry when other pony fans start posting their ponies?
>>27236833
I've had plenty of chances. It's just not a thing I can do. Also hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, AJ is adorable in that style. I only have that one and this one.
>>27236846
>not being enraged by dashposting
>>27236481
are his balls ever so slightly peeking out there
>>27236685
>>27236716
>>27236766
>>27236787
>>27236801
>>27236833
>>27236843
>>27236861
What kind of spells would an applemancer have?
>>27236868
but they're so happy
>>27236843
There are eight images left before the limit. Might as well just AJpost to hit it and drop the waifufagging when the new thread starts.
>>27236888
Lv. 5 Apple
>>27236888
Dirt summoning.
>>27236890
>drop the waifufagging
But I haven't done it in so long.
>motherly
>>27236888
Infinite hindleg strength.
>>27236915mum
>>27236915
>nobby thinks people want AJ to be THEIR mom
So naive.
>>27236924
>>27236924
>>27236924
See the magic
>>27236245
>Twilight is a cunt and sounds like Timmy Turner
She's more just concerned and overly controlling.
>Trixie forgets she had a redemption episode and went 200% cunt, while also being a 15 year old feigning suicide for attention
I thought it was a pretty natural reaction for her to still resent Twilight after getting her ass kicked by her twice. And as for feigning suicide, I don't think so. She was ready to check out.
>Celestia is 10000% omega-cunt supremo, but gets a pass because she's supposed to be in the middle of a heel turn
I don't know about that she's flown her ass all the way out to Ponyville and Glim Glam never shows. She's bored out of her damned mind and then Twilight ditches her and she's left to make small talk with a spaz, a mute and a balding donkey.
>>27236933cummy mummy
>>27236888
cast hoof
buff hinderlegs
apple
big apple
big apple 3am
butts
>>27234078
Like you!