Breakfast

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>>27218548
>you'll never be able to bake your waifu into a pie
Why live?

>>27218570
Pank is already a Pie, no baking required. Just warm her up with love and affection.

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>>27218578
But that means We won't be able to eat out

>>27218584
Don't be silly anon, it's always possible to do that.

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>>27218593
Oh well, you know what they say, Anon.
Don't knock until you pas-try it!

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>>27218605
Absolutely terrible
I laughed a bit anyway.

>>27218578
But a pie needs filling. Lots, and lots, and lots, of filling. Maybe a nice glaze on top, too.

>>27218617
Well, cream is best, you know? You could probably cream-fill her ponut, too.

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>cup of tea
>fruit yogurt
>brioche

I imagine she'd have time for the European style

>>27218612
C'mon bro, throw me a bone here, I'm getting the phalan-gist of it!

>>27218617
Oh, I'll be giving her lots of filling alright.

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>>27218625
Forgot the picture

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if she's my waifu she's the one that's cooking me breakfast

>>27218605
It's way pasta your bedtime, Carlos.

>>27218548
My meat. Raw.

Memes

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>>27218548
>What would you make your waifu for breakfast?

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>>27218548
She would eat some scrambled eggs and I would eat her pussy.

And I would continue to have this dish for every meal this day.

>>27219030
...pickles?

Two eggs, sunny side up
Hash browns
Toast

>>27218548
I make bitchin pancakes/waffles. Though today is a biscuits and gravy kind of morning.

>>27219178
Is biscuits and gravy as gross as it sounds? I've heard it's like lard sauce on scones.

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>>27219283
yes but when applejack mentions it, she means the biscuits above her horsepussy and the gravy that comes out of it

>>27218605
That wasn't even good

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>>27218605
Well since you can't make a good pastry joke, I think your brain got a bit fried, eh?

>>27219335
>>27219341
>implying puns need to be good
The worst puns are the best ones

>>27218548 (OP)
Eggs sunny side up, hash browns, and toast.

Also some sweet fucking ______________orange juice on the kitchen table.

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>>27219315
Every single part of this post caused me to gag.

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>>27218548
Bacon and eggs with scones of course.

>>27220556
Good waifu taste
Sincerely a Ponkafag

>>27219341
I'll try to turnover a new leaf and make good jokes.

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>>27218548
Love, what else?

Well, there's egg and bacon;
Egg sausage and bacon;
Egg and spam;
Egg bacon and spam;
Egg bacon sausage and spam;
Spam bacon sausage and spam;
Spam egg spam spam bacon and spam;
Spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Spam spam spam egg and spam;
Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam;
Or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

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>>27222192

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Prairie Oysters

>>27222192
You got anything without spam?

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>>27222946
Fuck you.

>>27222946
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

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>>27218548
I'd make this poner some pancakes with fresh slices of fruit and a few sprinkles for color. Milk and orange juice on the side, with bacon on standby for myself, but her too if she wants.

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>>27218578
I beg to differ.

>>27223019
What a cute poner

bump for breakfast