Tomboy Thread

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Flat chests also welcomed.

>>27213426
>that pic
>flat chested
Those are a solid C cup at least, you fucking casual

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Oh neat so it's reverse trap shit.
That's neat.
It's human, too. Cool.

>>27213433
why this make me feel soo uncomfortable

>>27213542
Probably because you're new.
Shit, where are all you little stains coming from?
Your posts stand out like niggers in the snow.

>>27213542
I find Doxy's females tend to look more like traps, but not in a sexy way.

>"Yo, h-hey, Anon?"
>'Sup, dude.'
>"Hey um, I really need to talk to you about something."
>'Chh, fuckin' fag.'
>"It's serious!"
>'Alright, fuck, damn bro, don't PMS on me.'
>"F-funny you should mention that.."

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>>27213530
I know.
Cool isn't it?

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boner thread

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>>27213406
>tfw no qt tomboy grill that would motivate you in getting /fit/
>she will never tease you about your weight from time to time
>you will never finally come to your senses and take a PE class in the summer
>she will never find you attractive after losing nearly half of your weight.
>you will never question you're sexuality because you think she's a guy.

>>27213406
so that I'm not roleplaying
>and Anon replied, "Yes, and I'm glad because I was worried that I might have been gay."

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Not a fan of rainbow dash...
>tomboy dash
Fuck yeah

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>>27213406
>tfw no fatchest tomboy bff to send mixed signals to

>>27215477
What if Anon was the trap? with another trap?

>>27213406
I like this concept but that picture makes me think human Dash had her wings transmuted into her ears

She can probably lift off if she flaps them

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>>27215493
Reverse traps preferred. The more work they (have to?) put in, the more satisfying it is.

>>27215538
>Ponka
>not a C at the least

This artist would choke on five cocks for crack money. Still, tying down tits is unf

>>27215319
But... she is already one. It's literally her gimmick.

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>>27215753
You know what I mean

>>27213453
Post the green that came with this

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>>27215736
Nothing wrong with the flat, it just means that Pinkie can hold you closer to her heart.
But Dash with a pair of mondo boobs she has to strap down to have any hope of getting through her daily life is still tops.

Bump, also on a side note:
>would you befriend a tomboy rainbow dash, who may or may not make question your sexuality?

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>>27215025

>>27216684
Jokes on you, I already question my sexuality.

>>27213406
I love this subject, but it seems like no one can ever do it justice in story form. That sucks.

>>27215916
yes, she wants to be known for her hard work and skills, not her set of huge talents

>>27215538
thanks anon, i had this pic on my other pc but lost it.

>>27215277
one liners building a story
>"Huh? Why would you think that?"

What exactly is tomboyishness? A lot of people seem to define it differently.

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>>27213453
Is that how virgins imagine a tomboy would act like? You learn psychology from hentai animu?

>>27218530
Your post seems to imply that hetrosexual, tsundere tomboys are something that exist in reality. Are you perhaps suffering from some sort of delirium, or have you simply forgotten where we are?

>>27213406
>Rainbow Dash is a reverse trap and falls in love with Anon
>Anon is a trap. Rainbow Dash thought Anon was a girl. They BOTH thought they were gay as hell, nigga.

Just put in some lame never-had-sex grade of smut and we good to go.

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>>27218642
>hetrosexual, tsundere tomboys

>>27218657
That already exists

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>she will never fuck with you just to know if she's straight or not

>>27213406
"So, wait, lemme get this straight...you are...a girl?"
>"Y-yes"
"I mean, you're a REAL girl? Phisically?"
>"...CAN'T YOU TELL!?"
"Uh, well, don't get me wrong, but you could also pass as a slightly femminine guy."
>"Jeez, you're s-so stupid..."
"Wait, does this mean you..."
>"What?"
"Well, you know"
>"No, what?"
"I mean, that you got..."
>"Got what!?"
"...you got boobs?"
>"WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE!?"
"...perky, cute nipples on a delicious flat chest I'll probably furiously fap to later. Also another case of 'oh god, did I really say that out loud?' and yes, oh boy, I said that out loud. Bare breasts, my old nemesis, you win again."

>>27219472
Kek

www hbrowse com /17648/ c00001

>>27219472
"...you got boobs?"
>"WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE!?"
"... I can't think of an answer that doesn't get me punched."

>>27219949
>animu
DROPPED LIKE THEY DROPPED ON NAGASAKI

>>27219472
>"WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE!?"
"Milk, milk, lemonade!"
>"Anon get back here you ass!"
"Teeheeheehee!"

>>27220010
Nice maymays there, friend.

>>27219422
Fucking unf!

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>>27215477
>fatchest

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>>27220579
>getting your jollies to lolis
Shiggery Diggery Doo
I know that there are a few
Who get off to chests
As flat as a board!
Shiggery Diggery Doo.

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>>27213406
>You think about it for a while. Suddenly discovering your closest friend was a girl all along wasn't really something you expected.
>You just keep staring at her, up and down, puzzled and eyes wide.
>It brings much shame to all the things you said and done to/with her. Also relief. All these boners you got from looking at this sweet ass weren't from latent faggotery. Dad was wrong all along...
>H-SHE is so pissed. You've seen her mad before, but she's so pissed you can see tears building up in her eyes.
>"How the fuck did you not notice that?!"
>You swallow before opening your mouth, trying to find the right words but you can't really find anything.
>"Wh-I-I.. I've seen you staring at my ass so many times! What the fuck was that about??"
>HOLY SHIT SHE KNEW
>Everything is going so fast, you weren't prepared. You have to find a way to slow the spaghetti flow.
"W-Well, it's uh..."
>"Are you gay?"
"N-No, I think, I-I mean I KNOW! I'm not gay!"
>"..."
"I-... Listen, I'm really sorry okay? It's just the way you talk and act and shit dude-I mean, girl..?"
>Ugh this is so fucking awkward.
"I have had doubts, more than once, but when I checked for tits and found nothin-"
>SLAP

I have no idea where I'll take this. Or if I'll take this at all.

>>27221015
Nah, its good.
Please continue

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>>27221015
Shiggy diggy doo continue dude

Bamp

>>27219472
Kek

>>27221015
Funny, don't write any more if it won't go anywhere

Bimp

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>>27221015

>>27221015
I have something to do today, sorry guys.
I'll write more when I come back, in 7hours or so.
Didn't expect people to want more than that, really.

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>>27219422
>Ywn prove she's Gary

>>27213530
>wanting actual traps
Careful there, you are starting to become a bigger faggot than OP.

>>27225374
Those piercings kinda ruin her "manly" image.

>>27215912
Seconding this

>>27225374
...and that doesn't mean I will not drill her asshole until it resemble a wizard sleeve.

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>>27226537

>>27226537
Dash always doms, Anon.

>>27226739
except when she doesn't
cleave the asshole anon, its our destiny

>>27226774
Resistance is futile. You will submit to the Rainbow.

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>>27226739
Silly Anon, everybody know in bed she goes full sub.

>>27227139
Get yo nasty ass headcanon outta here.

>>27227777
>sub rainbow dash BTFO

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>>27227777
>literally wasted

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>>27227777
Dat quads though.

>>27229027
>You will never play with Rainbow's sensitive A-cup tits while her face is red as a tomato.

>>27229027
I wanna help her get rid of those tan lines

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>you will never mock Dash because she doesn't have tits
>and she will never be crying at nights because her crush makes fun of her complexes

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>>27226537

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>>27229773
>swn reveal that she's been strapping them down this whole time

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>Tomboy Dash will never bully you.

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>>27231424
>swn shred your cock like she does her guitar

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>>27231424
>"Heh, t-there goes Anon. Hey! How come I never see you with any girls, huh!"
>'How come I never see you not being an insufferable cunt.'

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>>27230750
this picture
everytime

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Non-Dash bump

>>27232246
>"Hey, dweeb, you got an extra square?"
>'Chh, not for you, dyk-, ahhh stopstopstopstopokayokayok'
>She releases your balls from her vicegrip

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>>27213426
Who is the artist?

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>>27230750

>>27225899
>16 hours ago

>>27219096
sause nao goddamit

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Time to bump the thread with some green I wrote too fucking long ago

>It's the end of another long, tedious school day, and with a tired sigh Rainbow Blitz sits down on the bus, ignoring the howling symphony of rowdy school children around him.
>You plop yourself on the seat opposite and hook your arms behind your head.
"Man, that english test was a real killer, eh?"
>Blitz grunts in response, probably due to the fact you both knew he totally flunked that exam.
"You know I read something interesting the other day. Apparently it's possible to determine if someone's lying if they're sweating, and by the taste of their sweat."
>"Ugh dude what the fuck? What websites have you been looking at?"
>Your face takes on a serious expression and you continue, ignoring Blitz's question.
"I've realized something Blitz. You never shower or change with the rest of the soccer team, you never use the urinal, ever, and you consistently get really competitive and short tempered once a month."
"Now, normally I wouldn't think anything of it, so what, you're shy, who cares. But, I was talking to Fluttershy and she happened to call you Rainbow DASH."
>To 'Blitz's credit, 'he' doesn't flinch, instead slipping into the same serious face you have.
"Now, crazy as it sounds, Rainbow Dash sounds like a chicks name."
>As you talk, you slide onto the seat next to 'him' and grab his arm.
"So I'm going to ask you a question. Are you a girl pretending to be a guy?"
>'Blitz' doesn't even blink as 'he' looks straight ahead.
>"No, I am one hundred percent a dude."
>Several tense moments pass, before the bus jerks to a halt and the doors open.
"You're not sweating..."
>You stand, and walk out into the aisle.
"I guess you're telling the truth, sorry about questioning you like this."
>You hop off the bus, and 'Blitz' lets out a breath 'he' didn't realize he was holding.
>He also realizes that his fist is clenched into a ball.
>He opens his fist, revealing a pair of plain, blue panties.

>>27236384
>You lean in through the window as 'he' starts to sweat.
"Those are just a pair of plain old panties. You're sweating now I see..."
>You run your tongue up the side of 'Blitz's face, collecting a trickle of his sweat.
"This taste...is the taste of a liar! Rainbow Dash!"

>>27218376
A girl who acts like a guy but isn't a lesbian.

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>>27215232
Speak for yourself boy, I use Rainbow Dash as my lifting motivation every time I go to the gym

>Perfect /fit/ waifu
>Adorable voice cracking tomboy
>Sings song that are halfway decent for gym playlists
>Fuels my burning autism, autism in turn makes me obsessed with fitness
>Chad cannot get a hold of her

In the last 3 years, I've gone from 300 couch potato to 225 builtfat, and now I'm back around 235 after 8 months of lifting 5 days a week. People ask me what makes me so driven, I tell them >pic fucking related

>>27236394
how the fuck am i going to stick my head through a tall ass bus window?

>>27236768
I dunno, maybe it's a minibus?

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>>27236537
>three years ago
>tfw no more domazon dash

>>27236537
FIVE SCOOPS
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>>27236990
Madman

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You know what's therapeutic? Re-writing feelsy clop you wrote a year ago for a thread with this same theme.

>You are... well, that's a good question isn't it.
>Looking at yourself in the mirror, you're certainly not the person most people would think you are.
>You're certainly not who you tell your classmates you are.
>Or, for that matter, the person you tell your special someone you are.
>Some magazine you read somewhere once said that the key to a successful relationship was honesty, and not keeping secrets from your partner.
>But as you stare at the doppelganger looking out at you, you can't help but feel that this secret was the only thing that wouldn't see your first honest relationship go down in flames.
>A brief surge of anger flashes through your mind, long enough to seize your hand and slam it into the porcelain countertop.
>And like a flame in the wind the anger is snuffed out by the sharp pain in your hand as it meets the edge of the counter.
>With a tired sigh you wrench open the cabinet, banishing the mocking image in the mirror, and start getting ready for school.

>You are Rainbow Blitz, star athlete of Canterlot High School and captain of over half of the school's (male) sports teams.
>You are also, secretly, Rainbow Dash, the spunky tomgirl who's managed to fool the entire school into thinking you're a dude with nothing more than a boisterous attitude, a much rehearsed 'manly' voice and a pair of rolled up tube socks stuffed in your boxers.
>That last one was probably a bit overkill, but it worked.
>You are also dating Annette, a girl you've known forever, since you fell head over heels for on your first day at CHS.
>Seriously, the two of you ran into each other and almost tumbled down the main stairwell.
>The two of you have been thick as thieves ever since, even before you started dating last month.

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>>27237417
>Right now you're waiting out the front of CHS, acting casual (despite the fact you're heart's beating like you just ran a triathlon) while you wait for Annette to get some stuff from her locker.
>Today was the day you confessed to Annette that her 'boyfriend' was actually her 'girlfriend'.
>In your mind, the best case scenario was the two of you breaking up and maintaining a somewhat strenuous friendship.
>The worst case scenario on the other hand....
>You groan and rub your eyelids as you shake those thoughts from your head moments before you feel a pair of arms wrap themselves around you and a pair of lips plant themselves on your cheek.
>"What's eating you grumpypuss, you come second in a race or something?"
"Pffft, like that would ever happen. Everyone knows I'm the fastest runner at CHS."
>You return Annette's kiss and grin, any traces of your previous sour feelings receding back beneath the surface.
>Damn if this girl doesn't know how to make you feel better.
"So, am I walking you home or are you staying here with Twilight for the night?"
>She giggles, (did you mention you loved her giggles? Annette had them down to a fine art, able to skirt that thin line between adorable and sexy as hell) and lightly punches you on the shoulder.
>Although you barely feel it, you make a mock expression of pain and surprise.
"Well if you're going to act like that, I might as well leave you here."
>"Come on, you wouldn't leave me here all on my lonesome would you? Anything could happen! I could be carried off in the night, or I could trip and hurt myself!"
>Annette waits a second before continuing.
>"Twilight might even try to teach me something!"
>Your own laugh couldn't hold a candle to Annette's adorasexy giggle, but she always tells you how much she likes it, so it can't be that bad.
"Come on, lets get going."

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>>27237431
>Annette's house is only a couple blocks away from the school, means you don't have to spend ages stressing on how you're going to break the whole 'I'm actually a chick' thing while you listen to Annette talk about her day.
>Before too long you find yourself on Annette's front step, watching her jiggle her key in the door lock.
>Which ironically enough makes her cute little ass jiggle under her skirt.
>Unf.
>"Do you want to come in? My parents are away for the weekend and we've got about eleven sports channels we never watch."
>Her question snaps you out of your ass induced haze and you nod.
"Sure."
>You walk in and flop on the couch, while Annette hovers on the threshold of the living room and the hallway.
>"I'm just going to go freshen up, I'll be right back."
>You nod as you pick up the remote and flick through the fabled eleven sports channels.
>It makes you wish you had cable, even if between your sports, your love life and your schoolwork you’d never have a free moment to watch it.
>You hear Annettes footsteps coming down the stairs and mute the TV as you mentally prepare yourself.
"Annette I have som-"
>"-ething I wanted to tell you."
>You both look at each other, before laughing more than a little awkwardly.
"Well, ladies before gentlemen."
>"Oh no, you first, please."
>Oh if only she knew the irony.
"Well... my name isn't actually Rainbow Blitz, it's.... Rainbow... Dash."
>You take a deep breath, and in true Rainbow style decide to just get everything out as fast as possible.
"I'm actually just a chick pretending to be a dude and I'm sososososo sorry and I know this is officially beyond weird now and right on down to freaky town and I know you're probably not even into chicks but I reallyreallyreally like you and I hope we can still be friends."
>The following silence is deafening as you look at Annette's shocked expression and wait for any response.
>Slowly, her lips turn upwards.... and she starts to giggle.
>Your heart drops.

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>>27237449
>That giggle, that cute, sexy, adorable giggle that you love so much cuts through you like a knife.
>The giggle that warmed your heart now chills you to your core as you watch Annette double over and slip into a full on laugh.
>Out of all of the reactions she could have had to your secret, this was the one that you had dreaded most.
>And now it was the one taking place right in front of you.
>A flurry of emotions, disappointment, sadness, regret, all run through you, before before coming together and igniting into anger.
>If she can't handle the fact that you're actually a chick then fine, you don't have to sit her and deal with her laughing at you.
>Just as Annette stops laughing, you stand up and push past her as you head towards the door.
>"Wait, Rainbow! Wait!"
>Ignoring your now ex-girlfriend, you keep walking, drowning out her every word.
>She catches up to you as you're halfway across the lawn and grabs your arm, forcing you to stop.
>"Wait, Blit- Dash. I'm sorry. I understan-"
>You don't even let her finish her sentence as you spin around, throwing off her hand.
"UNDERSTAND? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND!"
>She flinches as if struck, and you feel another brief pang of regret as she looks around sheepishly.
>"This is how."
>Before you can say anything, she grabs the hem of her skirt and pulls it upwards, revealing her panties.
>The first thing that strikes you is their colour, or rather, colours.
>It's a rainbow, quite literally, of colour.
>The second thing is the small yet noticeable bulge resting behind them.
>"This is how I understand."

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>>27237469
>You are Annette Y. Mous, the cute yet snarky girl that somehow ended up dating the star athlete of CHS, Rainbow Blitz.
>You are also Anon Y. Mous, the cute yet snarky guy that somehow ended up dating a girl pretending to be a dude.
>You are also currently flashing your panty clad dick for said girl/boyfriend.
>"You... fucking ass."
>You blush, and drop you skirt.
"I know, I'm sorry. Can we go back inside?"
>Rainbow nods, and the two of you head back inside your house and sit down on the couch.
>Several moments pass in silence before Rainbow starts to laugh.
"Now who's the ass?"
>You feel yourself begin to join in with Rainbow's laughter and you lean back, looking at the ceiling as you feel all the stress and anxiety bleed out as the two of you laugh like maniacs.
>"I can't believe it. Of all the girls in the school I end up dating the one that's actually a dude."
"How do you think I feel? I was hoping for the meat and two veg and get a taco instead."
>This kicks off another round of laughter that leaves you with tears in your eyes.
"God, the universe has a weird, fucked up sense of humour."
>"Ain't that the truth."
>Blitz, no, Dash, you correct yourself, sighs and turns to you.
>"So where does this leave us? I was serious when I said I liked you Annet-"
"Anon. My real name's Anon."
>Dash nods as she continues.
>"I was serious when I said I liked you Anon... heck... more more than like you..."
>You smile as she trails off, and you lean over and kiss her on the cheek.
"I know, me too."
>You can see the relief blossom on her face, and she sweeps you up in her arms and plants one right on your lips.
>For a few moments, everything just... connects, and the world just seems to fade away.
>All it is is the gentle pressure on your lips and the body pressing against yours.
>Then, all of a sudden, Dash pulls back and the world comes rushing back to fill the void.
>"Wait... if you're a dude then..."

>>27237486
I remember this story. It's a good one.

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>>27237486
>You cock an eyebrow as you follow Dash's gaze down to your chest.
>"Shirt off. Now."
>The snarky comment in your throat dies as your vision suddenly becomes a mass of blue.
>It takes you a moment to realize that Dash has just thrown her shirt at you.
>With trepidation, you remove the cloth from your head and are greeted to the sight of Dash fiddling with a swath of bandages covering her chest.
>Like a curtain opening they fall away, revealing her modest breasts.
>"If you're going to stare, the least you can do is let me look at yours."
>Blushing, you unbutton your shirt and drop it on the lounge, before getting to work on your bra.
>You decide to get Dash back, and as you unhook it and slip it off you fling it at her, sending tissues everywhere.
>Yes, you stuffed your bra, but there were actual girls with bigger tits than you that did it, so you really didn't feel that bad about it.
>Still, considering the Y chromosome you had to work around, your own assets are more than respectable.
>And looking at Dash as she removes your offending garment from her face, you can see why she wanted to compare.
>"Not. A single. Word."
>You give Dash an innocent look, despite her correct assumption to your desire to comment on the comparative size of your racks.
>"I don't believe it."
>You don't believe it yourself, though given Dash's athletic lifestyle and her lack of any body fat whatsoever, compared to your your considerably less active life as well as your own... treatments, it, at least on paper, makes sense that-
>"We're the SAME SIZE!"
>You giggle as Dash's voice breaks, and she pouts.
>"Boyfriends and girlfriends are NOW supposed to be able to swap bras."
"The 'boy'friend isn't supposed to be the one wearing a skirt and panties either, but here we are."
"Besides, you've got a six pack that would put a professional wrestler to shame."
>You punctuate your point by giving her rock solid abs a poke.
>Dash flinches, and you giggle again.
"Seriously, ticklish?"

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>>27237506
>"Shut up."
>Instead of your belly, her finger goes straight for your chest, her digit sinking into the soft flesh of your breast.
>A spark shoots through you as you feel your nipple compress under her finger, and turns your giggle into a soft moan.
>Dash pulls her hand back as if your tit as if you just gave her an electric shot, and both of you go red as you look away from each other.
>"Woah, they're that sensitive?"
>You sheepishly nod your head as you slowly shift your gaze from your shoes back to Dash.
"You can touch them some more... if you want."
>Tentatively, Dash reaches up and grabs your (not quite lady) lumps, softly massaging your chest with her fingers.
>You bite your lip and suppress another moan as that electric feeling returns when she runs her thumbs over your nipples, each pass of her digits causing them to become more and more erect.
>And they're not the only thing, as you feel your dick start to strain against the fabric of your panties.
>You feel Dash relinquish her grasp on your bosom and you give a disappointed (and somewhat needy) whine, only for her to grab your hands and guide them to her own chest.
>"It's only fair right? I touch yours, you touch mine."
>You nod as you start to knead the soft tit flesh in your hands, trying to apply what little knowledge you’ve gained from a few more experimental masterbation sessions.
>And succeeding, if the moan you elicit from Dash is any indication.
>Your girlfriend returns her hands to your chest and pinches one of your nipples between her thumb and forefinger.
>You gasp, only for Dash to lunge forward and wrap her lips around yours.
>Once again, the world shrinks until it's just you, and her, with your tongue pushing back and forth as the vie for dominance.
>You don't know how long the two of you stand there, with your tongues in each other's mouths and your hands on each others chest, but it feels like an eternity.

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>>27237532
>Eventually, you pull away, thin life line of spittle connecting your lips and Dash's only broken when you inhale, much to the relief of your protesting lungs.
>Dash grins, and shoves you onto the pile of clothing behind you on the couch.
"What are we going to d-"
>You're cut off as Rainbow Dash sweeps you up in another kiss, her tongue dominating yours as her hands trace their way down your body.
>You squeal into her mouth as her hand reaches your crotch, sneaks under your skirt and starts to massage your dick through the fabric of your panties.
>The feeling of both her fingers and the soft cotton of your panties on your shaft sends shivers through your spine.
>With your own, more gentle, shove, you get Dash to release your mouth so you can breath again.
"You don't mind that I have a..."
>"A dick? A little, but I love you, all of you. No matter what you have or don't."
>The feeling that wells up inside you is almost as good as the feelings coming from you crotch (seeing as Dash has kept up her gentle stroking this entire time).
>Blinking away tears you wrap your arms around your girlfriend and pull her into another kiss.
>Dash's stroking picks up the pace, and you feel yourself start to get close.
>With strength that surprises both you and Dash, you flip her over, leaving you on top.
"Heh, it's no fun if I'm the only one that gets off, right?"
>Without waiting for a reply, you give Dash a quick peck on the lips before descending downwards.
>As you pass the slight mound of Dash's breast, you tilt your head and take her nipple in your mouth, suckling her meager tit like a babe fresh from the womb.
>You smile as Dash contorts and writhes beneath you, and continue your trek south to reach the border where her tanned skin disappears beneath her denim jeans.
>You're thankful for the fact that she's not wearing a belt, as it makes it much easier to unbutton her jeans and slide them down the length of her firm, tanned legs, revealing the final barrier to...

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>>27237578
>The rather prominent bulge in Dash’s boxers.
>You try and fail to articulate a cry halfway between confusion and arousal as you spot the offending protuberance, causing her to look down.
>Dash laughs at your awestruck expression and reaches into her underwear, before pulling out a rolled up pair of (suspectly sodden) tube socks and bouncing them off your head.
"You just had to go and get my hopes up, didn't you?"
>Even without the conspicuous bulge, Dash's boxers extrude masculinity, putting them at odds to the feminine scent coming from the growing wet patch on the center.
>With tentativeness masquerading as teasing slowness, you hook your fingers into the waistband of Dash's boxers and pull, revealing inch after inch of creamy flesh as the seconds tick on.
>When you finally see the first hint of pink you steel yourself and pull down, revealing her sodden pussy in one move.
>You trace a dainty finger along the contour of her lips, and as if sensing your apprehension Dash hooks a finger under your chin and lifts your face to look at hers.
>“Are you sure you’re ok to do this? I know it’s hardly what you were expecting.”
“Hey, I was prepared to rim you at one point or another. Compared to that…”
>You glance down, trying to hide the last stubborn sparks of apprehension.
“Eating you out’ll be a breeze.”
>”I don’t know whether to be flattered or squicked out by that concept.”
“Uh… both?”
>”Both?”
“Feeling both is good. I don’t mind.”
>”It doesn’t matter. Come on-”
>You feel a pair of hands settle themselves on top of your head and all of a sudden Dash's thighs rush to meet you as she pushes your head into her soaking box.
>"Less talking, more licking."
>You experimentally stick out your tongue and place it at the base of her slit, letting her juices gather for a moment before slowly dragging it upwards.
>"And no teaseeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh."

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>>27237607
>Dash's sentence disappears into a moan as you reach the apex of her pussy run over the tiny bud of flesh at the top with your tongue.
>You linger on the threshold for a moment as you try to prepare yourself for what would be any other man's wet dream, before throwing caution to the wind and spearing her with your tongue.
>You push your invading organ deeper and deeper until all you can taste, all you can smell, hear and feel is her.
>The heavenly taste of her honey on your tongue and the smell as it seeps out to tickle your nose.
>The feeling of her velvet walls contracting around your invading tongue, and of the rippling flesh as she pushes you deeper between her thighs.
>And the sound of her shuddering moans as you dig yourself deeper and deeper into her pussy.
>Despite your reservations, you can’t help but love all of it. Just like you love all of her.
>You feel the silken contractions get quicker, and on a whim pull your tongue out and give her clit another bold flick.
>"AAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN."
>Dash's orgasm breaks over her like a wave and she screams, wrapping her legs around your head and trapping you next to her gushing vagina.
>Your face is completely saturated in her nectar before she finally rides out her orgasm and unlocks her legs.
>Out of breath after nearly suffocating in her crotch, you can to little more than lay back on the carpet and get your breath back.
"That. Was."
>"Aaaaawwwwweeeeesome."
>You think you can agree with that sentiment.
>"So, your turn now, right?"
>You look up as Dash sits forward on the couch and looks at you.
>More specifically, the tent in your skirt formed by your throbbing boner.
>Dash grins as she slides off the couch, landing on her knees as she reaches out for your concealed erection.
"W-wait!"
>Dash pauses, her hand a hair's breadth from the fabric of your skirt.
>"What is it?"

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>>27237622
>You blush (you're not quite sure how you manage with all the blood going to your dick, but you do) and turn your head to the side.
"I, uh. Can we go to my room?"
>"Sure."
>You stand up and with speed that would put Dash to shame, dart upstairs to your room with her in tow.

>You are Rainbow Dash, and you are more than a little out of it after experiencing a mind blowing orgasm under the deft tongue of your boyfriend, Anon.
>Which is why you don't question why he chooses now to take you up to his room.
>A room that would be alarmingly girly if not for the fact a few hours ago you thought 'he' was a 'she'.
>Without much fanfare Anon sits you down on his bedspread and immediately turns away to start rummaging through a nearby chest of draws.
>While it peeved you more than a little bit that you and Anon shared cup sizes, you had no objections about the size of his ass.
>To your disappointment, finds whatever he was looking for and turns back around, before throwing something into your lap.
>Something long... round... and blue.
>It takes your slightly scrambled brain a moment to realize what it is, but when you do your eyes widen in surprise and you look at Anon.
"Is this..."
>Anon nods and takes a deep breath.
>"Rainbow could you please.... fuck my ass?"
>You grin.
"Anon I don't think anyone would say no to fucking your ass."
>Anon blushes and takes your place on the bed as you stand to put on the strap on.
"Wait, why do you have a strap on if you thought I was a dude?"
>"Well, I accidentally bought it online when I was looking for something to...practice with."
>You do up the final strap, leaving you with six inches of solid blue plastic jutting from your crotch.
>Anon passes you a small plastic bottle, and you pop the cap before applying a liberal helping of the liquid inside to the proxy phallus between your legs.
"So, do you want me to warm you up or..."
>You trail off as Anon flips up his skirt, revealing his panty clad ass.
"I'll take that as a yes."

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>>27237637
>Stepping forward, you slid his rainbow panties down to his knees, and squirt a dollop of lube right between the twin globes of his ass cheeks.
>Grabbing his rear with both hands, you spread his cheeks, revealing his asshole, taint and the taut skin of his ballsack.
>"I am clean...back there. In case you're worried."
>As much as you love his ass, you'd be lying if you said you weren't a little anxious about exploring any further with your fingers but Anon's words spur you on, drawing you to move the dollop sitting at the top of his crack with your thumb until it rests over his asshole.
>You gently press with your thumb only for his hole to eagerly accept the invading digit.
"Huh, you weren't kidding about practicing huh?"
>Curious, you press with your other thumb and watch as it goes in almost as smoothly as your first.
>You pull your thumbs apart until you feel resistance, leaving Anon's ass gaping for a few seconds before you remove your fingers from his ass.
>Taking the bottle of lube in one hand, you squeeze some out onto a waiting finger, and start working it in and out of Anon's ass.
>"Now who's the one teaahhhhh-"
>Anon bites his lip as you work your finger deeper and touch his prostate.
"What was that?"
>"Just fuck me already!"
>With deliberate sluggishness, you remove your finger from Anon's ass, savoring his muscles attempts to squeeze onto the offending digit.
>With both his ass and your strap on lubricated, you once again plant your hands on his plump derriere and take a moment to knead the soft flesh beneath your fingers as you line up the head of your blue rod with his anus.
>Your roll your hips forward, pushing the strap on just as slow as you took your finger out.
>Anon gives an adorable whine as more and more of your plastic tool is swallowed up by his asshole.
>At last, there's the soft sound of flesh on flesh as your hips impact with Anon's rump.

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>>27237644
>And like a piston, you methodically, mechanically reverse course, pulling yourself out of Anon until the crown of your false shaft is resting on the lip of his ass.
>"What happened to being the fastest at CHS?"

>You are Anon, and if you weren't in a weird relationship before then, letting your girlfriend fuck you with a strapon certainly meant you were now.
>But damn if it didn't feel heavenly.
>Painful, but heavenly, even if Dash was taking her time.
"What happened to being the fastest at CHS?"
>You go to turn look back at Dash, only to feel her hand push your head into your bed as she leans over you and whispers in your ear.
>"You want fast?"
>In one fluid movement, Dash buries the entire strapon in your ass, impacting your rear with a meaty slap and making you gasp.
>"I'll show you fast."
>Dash barely even pulls out halfway before she rams the mock manhood back in as she starts mercilessly hammering your ass.
>With each forward thrust you feel the unyielding plastic of her member pummel your prostate, sending sparks through your body and eliciting the girliest moans imaginable from your lips.
>With each thrust you feel yourself edging closer and closer to the precipice as you feel your balls start to churn with their turgid load.
>The constant slap of Dash's thighs hitting yours and the report of your breathless moans are the only sounds that fill the room, until you you feel something shift in your long patient loins.
"Dash. I'm ~ah~ close..."
>Though you have to squeeze your words out between each pounding impact you manage to get your message across, as Dash reaches down and grabs your meager organ in a vice grip.
>"Cum for me Anon."
>Dash's lips find your own, and that's the final push.
>Your cock jolts in Dash's hand, her grasp not letting it move an inch as it shoots shoots spurt after spurt of cum onto the bedsheets below.

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>>27237662
>You moan as the head of Dash's strapon exits your ass with a soft pop and feel the mattress sag as Dash drops onto it next to you, sweat dripping off her as she pants with exertion.
>"That was..."
"Awesome."
>Dash smiles, and the two of you kiss.
>Tomorrow, you both know that you'll have to wake up and once again, you'll have to put on your masks and be who the world expects you to be.
>But in this moment, it doesn't matter.
>It doesn't matter whether you're Annette or Anon.
>It doesn't matter if you're Rainbow Blitz or Rainbow Dash.
>All that matters is the beautiful person laying next to you.
"I love you Dash."
"I love you too Anon."

The End, hope you glorious faggots enjoyed the literary equivalent of sticking some old pasta in the microwave then adding some fresh cheese and herbs to make it look like a fresh dish.

As always, here's the pastebin link;
http://pastebin.com/n8yPEK3F

>>27229773
I want this.

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>tfw qt brazen tomboy will never sweep you off your feet
>tfw secret high school fantasy for sadie hawkins dance
>tfw still waiting for my knight in shining boob armor

>>27237715
It's a good green AusAnon, didn't really matter that it's not the freshest.

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>>27230750
>liking cow tits

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>ywn beat her ass up and then realize that she's a grill

>>27237715
I have weirdest boner in my life.

>>27237715
If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

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>>27237715
don't know if gay or just weird

>>27229773
> double_rainboob.flv

>>27229773
not
> pink oppai

one fucking job anon

>>27236768
With jojo logic

>>27237715
Hey, i remember this one

>>27220579
Mabel looks weird here

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The best tomboy.

>>27221015
come back and continue this

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>>27241953
id hit it harder than a fucking freight train.

>>27213406

>>27246273

>>27216887
Source?

>thin trap rainbow dash
>not slender toned rainbow dash
come on, it achives the same affect and is like ten times hotter

>>27246826
But then she wouldn't be your Bro dude.

>>27246852
>not getting /fit/ with your best bro
>not getting confused boners at her hips in a pair of exercise shorts

I might write a story

>>27236768
Fucking manlet.

>>27231424
Tsundere Dash is the best Dash.

>>27241953
why does that face remind me of mama murphy from fallout 4?

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bumping with pics

Bump, cause I might post something later.
After some diablo 3

>>27250316
What you running for season 6?

>>27250812
Usually start demon hunter till and then I like to play once through each other.

>>27250865
Nice
Im runnin a barb and i love it

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>>27250316

>You are Anonymous
>Almighty lord of the Swole.
>You punctuate this by flexing only to realize that...
>You aren't actually swole.
>But soon you shall be
>And this shall be your tale.
>A tale that begins at your local Swole Shack.
>or as the plebian masses call it, the gym.
>Although that probably makes you a pleb as well, seeing as you called it just that yesterday.
>But the point is, you're here to get swole, and to do that you asked for a favor from your good bro, Rainbow Dash.
>So here you are outside the Swole Shack, waiting for your bro to show up.

>>27251651
Made me kek
Need more

>>27251651
>You pull out your phone and check the text he sent yesterday.
>"Hey, Anon if you really want to get fit, meet me at the gym around 8."
>Looking at the time it's now about 8:10.
>He's late.
>And nobody likes waiting.
>You look around once again and spot him walking towards you.
>The man of your totally hetero, and only gym related grunting dreams No homo
"Yo, Rainbow what's up man?"
>You greet your bro with a high five so perfect it's almost like when the sun hits that ridge just right
>"Yeah sorry, Anon, took me a little longer than usual to get ready, but we're both here so lets go."
>You gesture for him to lead, because obviously you don't know what the hell to do.
>And it's definitely not to watch his tight ass walk by.
>Cause ya know, you ain't gay.

>>27219472
That's some strong fucking autism Jesus Christ.

>>27251704
>"So, Anon you said you want to get fit, but was there anything specific that you wanted to do?"
>This is it, this is your chance.
"Actually yeah, I want to get swole, get them aesthetics."
>You strike the pose of your one true god and hold.
U mirin, brah?
>"Okay *snrkt* we'll get you swole, just leave it to me."
"Alright, brah."
>So you two quickly sign in and head off to who knows where in this new unforgiving land.
"So what's the first step on my road to swole?"
>"First we're gonna do a short run on the treadmills."
>But cardio kills gains...
>But what do you know, you haven't worked out a damn day in your life.
>Best to trust your bro's judgement.

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>>27251704
>goes to a gym
>ain't gay

>>27251918
It's a no homo environment

Also will write more later, I'm just sleepy as fuck and can't think right now. If I don't comeback tonight then definitely tomorrow after work.

>>27251892
you have my attention

>>27252165
And your attention will have to wait for more, because im out for now.

>>27252202
Well now I'm interested to, keep going

>>27252202
another anon here wanting more
will be bumpan

test

Boop

>>27246549
sadpanda g/926562/8e334a343d/

>>27213426
Sauce

>>27251704
>>27251892
I left when memes entered.
Might as well use emojis.

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>>27248662
okay i promised a story

>Rarity slaps your hand away from your face
>"Darling stop that. You'll just open up the wound."
"I can't help it, it's just so itchy."
>The bandage under your eye was pulling the skin tightly over the cut
>Your best buddy Rainbow Blitz gave it to you earlier in the ring
>Who knew Blitz had such a killer left hook
>Your mind idles away at the thought
>"Darling!"
>She slaps your hand again
"Argh! I told you i can't help it!"
>You two were standing outside the doors to Canterlot High waiting for Principal Molestia to let Blitz go
>She had gotten into trouble earlier while defending you when the Dog boys jumped you
>Something about stealing their rocks
>Which you did
>You tossed them in the garden for the lulz
>But they totally started it...over the internet...on 4chan...at least you thought it was them
>Everyone was wasting time in that computer class, honestly it could've been anyone
>But not everyone spelled "Diamonds" with a capital Z at the end
>It was nearing sunset, the sky had just adopted its calming amber hue before nightfall
>The clouds on the horizon were beet red from the setting sun
>It was summer though, there was at least another hour or so of daylight left
>Which meant you three could handle a trip to the local Hay n Shake for some fries
>Hay fries sucked but they were cheap, and you were broke and hungry

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>>27256905
"Everytime i put one of those things in my mouth i die a little inside."
>"Oh come now they're good for you. Besides Blitz said you needed to lay off the greasy foods if you wanted to get fit."
>You admitted you were soft and out of shape, but did that really merit punishing yourself so?
>Your stomach groaned in hunger and protest
"If that cunt doesn't get out here in five minutes or less I am going to-"
>"You goin' to what fag?"
"Eek!"
>You jump a foot off the ground
>"HA! Nice vertical leap nigger, but today's a cardio day. Unless you want to work your pecs, i think you'd look cute with a pair of boobs like Rarity's."
>"Blitz!"
>"Relax Rar's his won't be as big as yours but they look like they're on the right track."
>Rainbow poked your chest
>"Nice Gyno fag."
"Hey, knock it off!"
>You try to shove her hands away but all you manage to do is get your nipple twisted
"AHH!!! That hurts you fucking whore!"

>>27256917
i'll keep going, i just wanted to bump the thread with something useful

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>>27256917
>Rarity separates her hands from your manboobs
>"Enough already, you already humiliated him enough in the ring with that same move."
>You didn't want to talk about it
>You just wanted to rub vaseline on your sore nipples
>Rainbow's husky voice filled your ears
>"Alright, alright. 'sides if we don't get moving Twilight will just order herself a hayburger special with extra ketchup."
>"Oh, dear I do hope they're still serving non-pasteurized onion rinds."
>You fell in step behind the two of them
"I hate vegan food."
>"Well to bad egghead you need to purge."
"Yesterday i passed a log I swear Paul Bunyan cut down himself."
>"Oh Anonymous please don't be so disgusting."
>"Ha! You should've been there for my first time. I had like those weird bunny poops mixed with diarrhea."
>Rarity visibly turned green.
>"My ass was like a machine gun."
>"Hurp."
>Rarity ran ahead of you two and stopped after only a considerable distance
>"I'm going ahead by myself, you two ought to be ashamed of yourselves! Exposing a lady to such foul imagery! I certainly hope you don't bring that kind of talk during our meal, not that I’ll be able to eat much anymore!"
>Blitz smiled a wide shit eating grin
>"LIKE A MACHINE GUN RARITY! IM PRETTY SURE I HEARD IT PLINK!"
>Rarity gagged while she ran away
>Blitz laughed like the idiot you thought he'd like you to think he was
>"We should chase after her, maybe we can get her to lose her appetite completely."
>She started jogging
"Hey, wait!"
>Rainbow stopped
>A soft breeze blew through the trees lining the road as a car passed by
>You noticed his pink eyes beaming in the sunlight
>"What's up dork?"
"Uhh...oh. I didn't get to say thanks, y'know for earlier?"
>"You mean when i handed you your ass on a platter? No biggie."
>She smugly rubbed her nose
"No you idiot, i meant for rescuing my ass from those diamond dicks. And it was a draw damn it the bell rang."
>"Yeah, after you hit the floor."

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>>27257097
>You let out a breath
"Just pay attention already I’m trying to thank you."
>"Alright already, keep it in your pants Anon."
>Rainbow stretched her arms out to behind her head
>"We're cool Anon, I mean it's not like you wouldn't have done the same for me."
>You stand there in quiet meditation, hand on chin
>Rainbow stares at you intently
>"You would do the same for me. Right?"
>After another moment's thought you speak
"Well, yeah. Sure totally, as long you it wasn't after another match like that."
>"Why you-"
>Rainbow rushes at you but you duck out the way
>"Come here so i can pound you!"
"Fuck you dude, catch me if you can!"
>You start running down the road to the Hay n Shake
>"When i get my hands on you, I'm going to rip your dick off and make you my bitch!
>You respond in kind
"Y-you too!"

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Alright i think i'll stop here for tonight. long live our pseudo gay tendencies.

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>>27257108
I kek'd. Please moar.

Bamp

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>>27235841
>>27255828
http://wicklesmack.deviantart.com/art/Bring-it-on-368533143

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>>27236384
>>27236394
ARRIVEDERCI!

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>>27257108
I like this, hope you're involving the "oh shit, u r a gurl?" line

>>27259616
Why is that in every story? What's wrong with hanging out with your bro that's a girl? This "reverse trap"bull is unneeded.

>>27259648
This is a reverse trap rainbow dash thread anon. I honestly don't know what you were expecting.

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>>27259648
I want an actual story
take these for example

>>27221015
had potential but will never continue

>>27236384
bullshit

>>27237417
gay

>>27213453
>"Ok, that's enough..."
>Touch...
>"Anon, enough! You're gonna get us in trouble!"
>Touchy...
>"Anon please, I'm gonna be late for Chemistry- What are you doing?!"
>Anon runs his hands down her waist and on her firm glutes, giving them a squeeze.
Butt.
>"But what?! Let go of me!" She snarled with second thoughts about this.
>It was no use, Anon now had Rainbow in captivity, bringing her toned abs dangerously closer.
>"Anon let go of me now!" Rainbow snapped.
No.
>"Alright then."
>Rainbow folds one leg back and rams her kneecap towards his crotch, setting her free from the meat cage.
OOF!
>Anon was now left alone in the locker room on his knees as Rainbow makes her escape.

>>27261318
F-fuck you B-blitz....
>The doors were slammed shut as Anon gets up to finish dressing and going to his next class which was English.
>That kick was brutal. Anon suddenly remembers how much Blitz could press with those legs.
>Those firm legs... But all anon could think of right now was feeling relieved that he wasn't gay, and his swollen nuts.
>He knew there was something off about him- er, her.
>The way she talked, the way she walked, the distinct scent of pefume he picked up when she would tackle him.
>The fact that her shoe size was slighty smaller than average... and thin as fuck.
>Yes it all made sense now.
>Anon proceeds to close his locker and to head out the door, doing a little waddle.
>Opening the door, he felt someone pulling it out from him, nearly losing his balance.
>It was Blitz, she immediately grabbed Anon by his shirt and pulled him outside.
The fuck do you want Blit-
>Anon felt two soft hands clinging onto his neck, lowering him down, followed by a pair of lips sealing his.
>Her eyes were shut tight as she blushed red, continuing to hold the kiss as one hand grabs on his hair while the other on his hood, letting out the girliest moan ever known to man.
>The kiss broke.
>"Fuck you. Fuck you and your body."
Cunt.
>"Faggot."
>Kissu.

Boop

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>>27261534

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>>27257219
Postan tonight anon

Emergency bump

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Pg 9. Nice

>You had a free period after lunch
>Usually you used this time to reflect on your many many faults as a human being
>The tree next to the baseball field offered you shade as you did so
>Not this time though
>Today you had to gather yourself after Gilda put the hurt on you
>Fucking bitch twisted your arm for no good reason besides you were the only one around
>Thankfully the Kwik-E-Mart served slushies in your favorite flavor
>Blue
>The flavor didn't matter though, you just wanted to ice your shoulder
>Bags of ice were cheaper but had no syrup to make them taste good
>You breathe as you step back inside the building for your next class before the day's end
>There was a rattling on the lockers up ahead
>Whoever was getting beat up wouldn't get your pity
>As you round the corner you spot Blitz and Gilda wrestling back and forth
>"You're not saying anything birdbrain!"
>"Try and stop me Rainbow Dork!"
>Gilda caught Blitz in a headlock and began punching his stomach
>As soon as your shoulder felt better you decided to intervene
"So, uh, what's goin' on?"
>Gilda had her back turned to you with Rainbow under her arm
>"Was that anon?"
>"I don't know, let me see."
>Gilda pulled Blitz's head as she turned
>Rainbow's eyes grew wide
>"Oh, hhheeeyyyy 'non. Let me go you amazon."
>Gilda smirked at her but loosened her grip soon enough
"I thought you guys were best buds or something? What's up with the fists?"
>Rainbow shot a dirty look at Gilda who just kept smirking
>"I'll tell you what's up anon."
>"No, you won't."
>"My fee?"
>Gilda stretched out her hand
>Rainbow batted it away
>"Get bent!"
>"Well when you put it that way..."
>"No!"
>"You had your chance! Anon get ready."
>Rainbow tried to tackle her again but Gilda was ready

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>>27264846
>She caught her and wrapped her up in a bear hug nearly lifting her off the ground
>"Last chance dweeb."
>She said with the same mocking smile
>"No."
>Rainbow sounded almost defeated
>Whatever it was would probably sound good with a mouthful of artificial flavoring
>You put the straw in your mouth as Gilda turns to you
>"Get ready to for this Anon. You're best friend Rainbow Blitz here..."
>Rainbow starts struggling again to no avail
>"...IS A GIRL!"
>Rainbow breaks free from her grasp and stumbles forward a bit
>She looks at you with fear and desperation in her eyes
>The questions she must think are passing through your head right now, or aren't
>The shock and confusion you must feel would be evident
>You stop sipping cause your mouth is full
"Yeah, I know."
>Neither Gilda or Rainbow made a move
>You just kept going
>"Oh, I knew. I've been knowing since forever."
>Gilda finally came back down to earth
>Her smirk fading into a twitchy smile
>"Huh? I mean, since when?"
"Ever since we met."
>This time it was Rainbow
>"Wh-What? How?"
>You sipped again and held up a finger, you drank all the melted stuff and were forcing your way through crushed ice
>Instead of replying you tilt your head back at an awkward angle and point at your neck
"Nyoh, Adam's Abble."
>You watch as both of them touch their own necks
>Rainbow's eyes go wide at her own realization
>Gilda snarls
>"What!? So you knew this whole Goddamn time?! Why didn't you ever say anything!?"
>Funny as how you expected that from Rainbow instead
>Rainbow just looked at you with the same hopeless expression
>You shrug
"Never came up."

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>>27264867
>Rainbow couldn't believe it
>She just kept staring at you in that way
>Gilda on the other hand walked up to you
>Staring down at you the pale haired amazon folds her arms menacingly
>"Bet you didn't know she likes you too."
>You stare back at her
"Um, kinda knew that too. Sorry."
>Gilda frowns at you and punches your arm, hard
>"If you knew why didn't you say something you fucking nerd."
>You rub your sore arm as she walks past you
>She stops abruptly and you feel your ass clench in her vice-like grip
>You squeeze the styrofoam cup in surprise, breaking it open
>"That's all i really wanted anyway."
>She continues on her way
>"Nice ass."
>You feel the ice cold trickle of ice and sugar run down your sleeve
>That wasn't what bothered you though
>Rainbow is still just staring at you
>You begin to blush as the realization hits you
>Rainbow was always real chummy with you
>But you couldn't say anything to her without revealing her true identity, and you weren't sure she'd appreciate that either
>Standing in the middle of the hallway as the bell rings you are soon engulfed by the students
>You lose sight of her quickly amidst the flood of teens
>"Watch it asshole! Clean that shit up!"
>Someone yells at you and your broken slushie cup
>You toss it in the trash as you head for chemistry

>>27257108
post moar anon

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>>27265214

>>27265432
Please see
>>27265613
Keep the thread bumped and I'll end it tonight

>>27264867
>>27265214
Fuckin amazing. Set up the spit take, and then he knew all along. 10/10.

>>27265214
go on

Bumperino

>>27259715
>bullshit
It's a stupid dabble/reference, calm your tits

>gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubK9inNVyxU

Bumpu

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Where is the sweet green we were promised?

>>27272643
Writefriend probably fell asleep

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>>27272986
>>27272643
I am proofreading now anons

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This one turned out to be pretty long, but then it's the final chapter so i guess it had to be

>>27265214

>Filly Funtasia, Equestria's own Coney Island
>Making its permanent home on the pier next to the sea it had a little of everything
>Little shops and stalls lined the wharf next to the beach
>The pier itself held the biggest attractions including bumper cars, haunted houses and even a tilt-a-whirl
>It's ferris wheel was the main attraction though
>At night it would light up and blink like an imitation christmas tree in the middle of July
>Many summer time memories were made on and around it
>Especially when the fireworks went up
>You're just outside the gate trying to hide a lit cigarette from the adults
>The plan had been to meet up in a neutral location to avoid any spaghetti incidents
>Two weeks had passed since the bomb dropped and failed to blow
>Rainbow didn't speak to you after that
>At least not until you took the initiative
>It was clear you two had a thing for each other but were either too shy or too embarrassed to say anything
>You were the shy one
>You couldn't look her in the eye either
>Now that the cat was out of the bag your fear of speaking to girls you liked came crawling back
>Blitz was your bro this whole time
>Dash on the other hand was the 'girl next door'
>What could you say to her that didn't sound like a 12 yo pleading for attention?
>You bite down on the cotton as you pull out your phone to check the time
>Almost 8:30, the sun had already set

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>>27273099
>Summer wasn't any closer, even with graduation around the corner
>You lean back and take one last drag before flicking it into the bushes
>Choosing this place for a date was nothing short of a stroke of genius
>Movie and a dinner of burgers wasn't exactly romantic
>Neither was a basketball game taking place close by
>That was too buddy buddy
>You wanted to show her you still thought of her as the same person you always have
>But you also wanted to make a move and hopefully start something resembling a relationship
>Enter Filly Funtasia, "Where Dreams and Memories come together."
>Rainbow already liked you, and you liked her, and you both knew that
>You didn't want to just come together like that though
>You didn't want to be another couple to talk about
>Rainbow pretended to be a guy for a reason, and you wanted to support her but at the same time you wanted something real
>"Hey anon."
>She walked up to you wearing the same duds as always
>You told her she didn't need to dress up
"Oh hey, it's the man of the hour."
>She looked uneasy
"What do you say we get a corndog?"

>The rest of the night was spent mainly with you dragging Rainbow from one attraction to the next
>You even spent a twenty minutes and a fair amount of change trying to win her a stuffed animal at a ring toss
>"C'mon dude. You don't have to."
"No, I NEED to. It's about principal now damn it."
>The carnie felt sorry enough to give you a consolation prize, and a weird look when you gave the stuffed piggy to your bro
"Liven up fucker, geez."
>Rainbow did just that
>For a second you saw the familiar fire in her eyes before she would whoop your ass at anything
>"Alright then, let's go in there."
>She pointed towards the haunted house
>You hated the haunted house
>"Unless you're a pussy."
>She gave you that shit eating grin
"Fuck you dude. I ain't scared o' nothin."
>There was a tremor in your voice

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>>27273101
>Five minutes later you were latched onto her arm as a wax vampire threatened to suck your "Vlod"
>Outside she dragged your bitch ass over to the tilt-a-whirl
>She didn't even give you a chance to catch your breath
>It was okay though, you had plenty of time to do so while you waited in line
>Of course after two minutes in a blender it all left your body
>Ten seconds after that so did your corndog
>You usually made it a note to avoid these kinds of rides
>Apparently feeling sorry for you Rainbow helped you get your head out of the garbage
>"You're tougher than i thought Anon, so what next Bumper Cars? Obstacle course? I heard they just set up the sling shot."
>Your stomach turned as you heard the faint screaming
"I think i just need a little air first."
>She stands in front of you as take a seat on the bench
>Rainbow bonked you on the head with the pig
>"Come on, you got at least one more in ya."
>Looking up at her smiling face renewed your faith and behind her you found the perfect ride to go to next
>Rainbow carried your weight on your way over to the ferris wheel
>A real bro, she only stopped once for cotton candy and popcorn
>She even paid for it
>With your money
>Cause you were too dizzy to count it
>What a pal
>"Here you carry the candy. It's soft and...well, uh, just soft. Like you."
>You took it in hand and bit into it
>The sugar helped calm your stomach
"What are we waiting for?"
>Another time skip to a few minutes later
>The wheel suddenly stopped turning
>You're sure the twenty bucks you slipped the operator couldn't have had anything to do with it
"Oh well, guess we're stuck up here at the tippy top. May as well enjoy the fireworks right?"
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Why are you doing this?"

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>>27273115
"What do you mean?"
>"All of this. You're not just playing some mean joke on me, are you?"
>Dafuq?
>Who'd do such a thing?
"What? No. Why would you even ask that?"
>She shrugged
>"I don't know. I guess because, you've always known i was girl but never said anything about it."
"That's just because i couldn't...i mean..."
>She scoffed
>"You don't have to say it. You're just trying to make me feel better."
"Feel better? About what?"
>She shook her head
>"With Gilda. She just unloaded everything on you. I didn't want you to know that i, y'know."
>Rainbow retreated into her side of the carriage, hugging the little pig
>She practically turned her whole body away from you
"Rainbow, Dash? Blitz? It doesn't matter, i hung out with you because i liked you."
>You swallow hard
>"And i liked you even better because you weren't like other girls. You weren't this whiny, screechy, precious little wallflower that needed protection all the time. You were just you, and that's why i liked you..."
>You feel your face start to burn and turn away
"Um, still like you."
>You felt her begin to stir

>>27273119
"And, um... that's why i invited you out tonight. I didn't know where else to go with you because i didn't know what you'd like. This way if you found out you didn't actually like me at least i could make this out to not be a date. Just another night out, with my best bro."
>Rainbow turned to look at you, tears welling in her eyes
>"Oh anon."
>She sniffed and smiled at you
>"I-"
>A junebug flew into your face
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
>You start waving your hands around at the thing
>BZZZT
>BZZZT
>BZZZT
>"Anon stop!"
>Your flailing was causing the carriage to rock back and forth uncontrollably
>You didn't stop until you dropped the cotton candy
"Fuck!"
>"NO ROCKING!"
>A disembodied voice scolded you
>You held on to the rail for dear life and pushed yourself back into the seat
"Sorry!"
>You said once the rocking stopped
>"What the hell was that?"
"Oh, um. It-bug."
>Rainbow looks at you like your crazy before cracking a smile
>"You're such an idiot."

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>>27273122
>She breaks into a giggle
>You stare at her in disbelief
>She had a cute smile
>Rainbow blushes as you look at her
>You missed the first bit of sky candy because of her
>It didn't matter you two were leaning in
>All the different colors just made her look prettier
>This time it flew into her mouth
>She spat profusely into your face and coughed
>"ACK!"
>"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!"
>You hold onto her arm as she wipes her mouth clean
>"What the fuck!"
"I don't know dude.
>Your grasp lowers to her hand
“But that was pretty fucking funny."
>The two of you start laughing together and enjoy the show
>There was no kiss that night on the ferris wheel
>Rainbow attributed it to you 'barf breath'
>You couldn't argue with that
>Still you guys kept having fun around the park until closing time
>Rainbow's dad gave you two a ride home
>You didn't live too far from her place so when he asked for directions
"I'll just walk from here, thanks."
>He nodded at you
>"Rainbow get to bed soon alright?"
>"Sure, dad. Thanks."
>Left out on the porch in total privacy you suddenly found yourself at a loss for words
>The crickets were chirping all around you
>Somewhere far away a dog barked
>You and Rainbow just sort of stood there together in the dark
>The light inside had already gone out
>With nothing left to do you decide to go home
"Well, see ya."
>You turn and walk away
>"Hey, anon."
>You didn't even hit the sidewalk yet
"Yeah?"
>"It's just, it's kind of late."
>She opened the door and leaned on it
>"Do you...wanna stay the night?"
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>>27273123
That's it, that's the end. I hope you fuckers enjoyed it, now i need to get to bed. Cause got dang im tired.

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>>27273123
>>27273124
>you will never take qt tomboy Rainbow Dash to the carnival, win her a stuffed animal, and almost kiss at the top of the ferris wheel
Earth is purgatory.

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>Brenda will never steal you from your waifu

>>27273578
Brenda is a whore
the only whore worse than her is Rarity

>>27273578
>not facefucking Brenda so hard she goes unconscious
Come on anon get your shit together

>>27273123
Loved it anon

Dash, I don't care about what's in your pants. I love you all the same.

>>27249499
Not having impure thoughts about the girl are you.

pg.9?

>>27276544
Will anyone else contribute? I wrote some green involving>>27273578 I can post but that'll be it

>>27276631
I would but I'm mostly a drawfag, once apon a time I wrote some green and it sucked

>>27277088
Cringe comes with the job anon, just like the stick figures you started out with

Page 9 bump

Another save from death

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>>27279398
You did well anon, here is your reward. Some green i wrote a while back about everyone's favorite husbando stealer, R63 Flash

>"Woah, Anon! Bro, we really need to stop running into each other like this."
>You smile politely as you shift your books around to bump fists
>The library wasn't usually crowded at this time of day so you figured on a quick study session before the bums came in to make everyone feel uneasy
"Yeah, well since the pipe busted in the school library i had to find someplace to study."
>You weren't too keen on looking like a nerd but you sure as hell didn't want to fail midterms
"What are you doing here?"
>"Oh, uh, i just, um, thought i'd...y'know..."
>You held your silence and nodded slowly with her as she struggled to explain herself
>"The park! Yeah, that's where i was headed. Totally."
"It is a nice day to be outside."
>A couple of sparrows darted through the budding trees over your head, spring was in full swing
"The weatherman said clear skies all week."
>"Oh, really? That means we'll finally get to see the sunset again. I really miss that."
>You nod your head one more time before bidding her farewell
>"Uh, wait, anon. Dude, are you really going to diss this beautiful day to be locked up in a stuffy old library?"
"Well, it's quieter and I really don't want to have Ms. McGee for history next year either."
>"Oh, y-yeah. I guess you wouldn't want that, huh?"
"You got that right. Well, see ya i need to get this over with."
>You wave goodbye and leave her behind to walk through the glass doors
>"Bye anon..."
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>>27279736
>Flash is sitting under a tree picking out a few notes on her guitar
>Nothing special, just killing time
>Maybe waiting for someone
>"You're so stupid."
>Flash stopped picking for a second and palmed her forehead
>"Why don't you just tell him already? I like you Anon. Like really, really like you. Just four little words."
>Flash knew it wasn't that simple though, those four words carried a lot of weight
>She would only really say them if she knew what would come next
>Flash breathed a heavy sigh and went back to picking meaningless notes
"Hey is that a new song?"
>She jerked at your voice striking a chord
"Whoa, sorry didn't mean to scare you."
>You smile and chuckle politely
"Guess we should stop running into each other like this, huh?"
>Flash was still breathing heavy.
"It's always a surprise for one of us."
>"A-a-anon..."
>Flash cleared her throat
>"Anon, i thought you were going to study?"
>You scratch your head
"Well, yeah, but i got bored so i decided to leave. Besides it is too good a day to miss."
>"Oh, yeah? What were you going to do?"
"Just go home and play catch with my brother, he ought to be out by now. I just got to thinking about what you said earlier and sat by a window just for the view."
>Flash looked back at the big gray building
>The only windows were on the second floor facing the park

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>>27279750
"Yeah, those bums must have allergies too and decided to come in early, i needed to get out of there. Didn't think i'd be the one running into you this time. Heh."
>Flash felt her cheeks flush and looked down at her guitar to tweak some of the strings
>"I-i thought you said you got bored."
>You tense up for a second
"Uhh, yeah! It was a combination, of that and...and whatever else i said."
>Flash keeps her head down but only blushes harder when you decide to sit next to her
"You know what? As long as im here i think i may as well enjoy the sun."
>Flash hides her smile behind her bangs
"Hey, flash?"
>"Yeah?"
>You rest your head on her shoulder
"Mind if I sit here a while?"
>"Uh, sure. I mean nah, go ahead bro. I don't care."
"Cool."
>You slide down a little further to get comfy against her
"Hey Flash?"
>"Y-Yeah?"
"Play a song for me?"
>She beams at you
>"Okay lazy head. Just for you."
>You only hear the first few notes before you drift on off to dream land
>Today was going to be a good day

>>27279762
Yeah it's only a one shot but hope it's enough to fill the void in your lives. Also sorry it's not a chick pretending to be a dude it just seemed relevant

>>27279783
I liked it
Wouldnt mind more

Ay gibe da moar green b0ss.

>>27279762
You are the true savior here anon, thank you for the green

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>>27273123
Moar!

Top you go

>>27274050
>he doesn't want to bend her character and make a good home waifu from her
What are you, a casual?

>>27280776
>>27281203
>>27281263
>>27281419
That's all there is to those stories, i can't guarantee more green though just cause i don't know what else to write about. I'll give y'all a hard maybe on an effeminate reverse trap Applejack

>>27274050
She does it because her dad doesn't love her.
I would read a green about a tomboy with daddy issues.

>>27282521
Plot twist: Anon is her father and she is from the future

>>27283187
Plot twist : they fug

>>27283238
More plot twist: she is her own mother.

>>27283238
And she is her own mother

>>27283246
>>27283247
Lol wut

>>27283246
>>27283247
>hivemind

>>27283416
Lord Kek is among us! PRAISE BE

bunp

>>27284951
Praise!

>>27213406

>>27213406

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bump

>>27289173

Prump

>>27284951
PRAISE!

>>27273123
>"Hey, Dash, is that your boyfriend?"
>"Yeah, Dad. We're just gonna go fuck and stuff."
>"Don't wake your mother. She's got work tomorrow. And try not to get pregnant; this isn't that kind of story."

>>27294214
>this isnt that kind of story either
>anon slept on the couch
>it was lumpy

>>27229027
I want to impregnate her and watch her tits swell

>>27295701
>Tomboy with b-cups
>"Q-quit staring already, they're not much bigger than yours!"

"Please. I'm begging you. *Anyone* else."
>Ms. Harshwhinny stares down her nose at you, fingers drumming at her clipboard
>"You're the team captain, Mr. Anonymous, and Mr. Dash is our top competitor. It's only natural to send the two of you to the tournament."
"But why me? Why can't she go on her own?"
>"...because the tournament in Baltimare requires the presence of the team captain? I didn't think I'd have to spell this out for you, Mr. Anonymous."
"Yeah, yeah, but... really? With him?"
>"You have an objection to Rainbow?"
"He's a--"
>You cut yourself off before you can swear in front of Harshwhinny
>She probably wouldn't take too kindly to that
"I just want to go with somebody else. Or to send someone else in my place. I don't want to spend a weekend with him."
>"Well, I'm afraid you have no other choice, unless you wish to nominate another as captain."
>You groan
>As much as you don't want to roadtrip with Dash... you'd never give up your status as captain either
"Can you at least get us separate hotel rooms?"
>"Separate rooms? How much money do you think the school has, Anonymous? We've set you up at a perfectly nice hotel. You and Mr. Dash will just have to get along. And if I hear about any hostility on your end, I'll make to find a replacement captain immediately. Perhaps Rainbow himself might be up for the challenge?"
>You grumble, and leave her office

>Okay, a bit of background
>You've loved to run since you can remember, and you've always been damn good at it
>Sure, it's not as flashy as football; in fact, most wouldn't consider Cross-Country a real sport
>But you love it and, up until this year, the team provided you with most of your best friends
>And then *he* joined
>Rainbow wanted it made clear from the moment he joined the team that he was the *best*, and if you didn't agree, he'd make sure he informed you of how wrong you were
>Loudly

>>27296725
>Anyone did better than him, he'd make an excuse
>And if he won, you'd never hear the end of it
>On top of that, he hated that you were captain and not him, and he's been gunning for your spot since day one
>Plus, all-in-all, the guy is just a tool
>And you're going to share a hotel room with him
>Would it really be much more painful to just jump under a train at this point?

>Dash is waiting for you in the school parking lot, rainbow-patterned hair catching the afternoon sun and throwing it back in every band of spectra possible
>He looks over at you as you approach, giving you that awful smug grin
>"Sup, dude?"
"Rainbow."
>"So, Harsh has you carpooling me?"
"Mhm."
>"Awesome! Doing what you do best, right?"
>He whacks you in the shoulder, cackling in his obnoxiously-pitched voice
>Sometimes you swear he sounds just like a chick
>"Just joking, bro! Now come on, let's get going! I wanna get a chance to scope out the field before it starts!"
"It's not starting until tomorrow. Tonight's just practice."
>"Yeah, yeah, I know. Still! I wanna be the first to touch the track!"
"Why?"
>"Because it'll be awesome! Now come on, dude! Let's get going!"
>Dash grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you to your own car, strutting around like he owns the place
>"I brought some tunes for the road! Hope you don't mind if I use your sound system!"
>As soon as you reach the vehicle, he's already hijacking your aux cable

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>>27296725
>>27296772
you have my attention, please do continue

>>27296772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TujBOilUp8o

>"Pretty awesome, right dude?"
>You've been on the road for two hours now, and have listened to literally nothing but Dragonforce
>"This one is so epic! Just listen to that guitar!"
>Dash mimes shredding on an invisible guitar, banging his head so his cropped rainbow hair flips around the bottom of his ears
>"Come on, dude! Way better than that pussy shit you were trying to play earlier!"
>That "pussy shit" was your favorite band...
>You've resigned yourself to hell at this point; you don't even have the energy to argue with him
>"You're cool if I sing along, right?"
"Not really--"
>Dash opens his mouth and belts out the lyrics, wildly off-key
>Would driving off a bridge really be any more painful than this?
>Could anything be more painful than this?

>By the time you get to the track, the sun is already half set
>And you're pretty sure you've listened to every Dragonforce song in existence, all on full blast
>You want to die
>"This solo is so fucking sick, dude! Did you know I can play it?"
"Huh."
>"You should see me play, dude. I've gotten really good! Like, I bet you I could join these guys, if I really wanted to."
"You've certainly got the hot air for it."
>"Huh?"
>Dash pauses for a moment, then laughs
>"You're such a bitch! Come on! Get my stuff, alright? I wanna be the first one there!"
>He dives out of the car, sprinting up towards the field, leaving you to haul the bags of his cleats and track suit
>Just two more days of this hell...

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>>27296835

>You sit to the side of the track, watching Dash run laps
>Much as you hate the guy... he is damn good
>Really graceful
>And... fuck, you sound so gay right now
>He's *really* well built
>Slender, but muscular, with almost feminine amounts of curvature in his thighs and hips
>Okay, yeah, this is getting too gay
>"Oh. Look who it is."
>Someone jabs you from behind
>You twist around, to find Indigo Zapp standing over you
"Hey Indy. How's it going, you cunt-stick?"
>"Pretty good, you breathing anus. You gonna be running tomorrow?"
>She sits down next to you, dressed in her track suit and holding her bag in her lap
"I'm not. We got this new team member, he'll be running."
>"New member? Who?"
"Him."
>You point at Dash
>Indigo narrows her eyes, following your finger
>Then laughs
>"Holy shit! You know Dash!"
"Yeah, unfortunately. Wait, you know him too?"
>Indigo laughs again, harder, though you're not entirely sure what's so funny
>"Oh yeah, man. I know Dash. The two of us used to run back in middle school. I pity you."
"Yeah--"
>"What's up, dudes?"
>He sprints up to the two of you, waiving
>"Oh shit, you..."
>Dash notices Indigo, and his face immediately goes deathly pale
>"H-hey, Indy..."

>>27296915
A development!

>>27296915
>"What's up, fucker? Loving the bulldyke look."
>Dash's pale is immediately replaced by a rosy blush, and he glances away
>"It's not a bulldyke look! It's just... I haven't had a haircut in a while, okay?"
>He reflexively brushes his cropped rainbow locks out of his eyes
>Indigo hollers, and you find yourself smiling too
>Feels good to see Dash get put in his place once in a while
>He shifts his weight from foot to foot, looking genuinely uncomfortable
>Seeing Dash's discomfort, Indigo presses on
>"Why are you practicing now anyway? The girls' practice isn't until nine, right?"
>Once again, the color completely drains from Dash's face
>You join Indigo in laughter this time, and Dash begins to glance back towards the car
>"Y-yo, Anon! It's getting late, dude! Let's go grab some food, alright bruh?"
>He grabs you by the arm and forcibly hauls you to your feet
"Hey! Would you calm down?"
>"No! I'm, uh... super hungry! Super hungry bro! Let's go to Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever!"
"Before a race?"
>"Y-yeah! Totally, bro!"
"Alright, whatever. It's your stomach, if you're gonna ruin it. And stop calling me bro."
>"Sure thing, man! Let's just go, okay!"
>Indigo waves goodbye as Dash drags you away
>"Good luck tomorrow, you two! Don't give any guys the wrong idea, Dash!"
>You're... not entirely sure what she means by that
>But Dash grits his teeth at the joke, so whatever it was, you support the sentiment wholeheartedly
>Are you going to get an entire weekend of just bullying this obnoxious jock?
>This might actually not be as awful as you thought...

>And so you end up at fucking Buffalo Wild Wings, surrounded by TV's, shitty beer, and mediocre food
>When the waiter comes by, you get a salad, and Dash declines to order
"Whoa, what? It was your idea to come here!"
>"Yeah, well, I'm not hungry anymore."
"Are you... are you serious? Then why are we here?"
>"I don't know! Just chill, alright? Goddamn, calm down! Calm the fuck down!"