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605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) is due out next week (May 4)!

Art is Magic still showcased here!
>>27149167

Rainbow Dash doesn't seem the type to have the regular schedule of peaks and valleys in a workweek- weather doesn't take too much maintenance once it's in place or cleared, and even the Wonderbolts aren't often having events that require all its members in attendence. So she can train and nap pretty much at her leisure, it would appear, in the generous breaks in the meantime. It's a schedule that suits her, for sure. Especially if and when she needs to recuperate from her latest stunt mishaps. And imagine having less time for Daring Do!

>>27203397
Previous thread.
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>filly
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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc


606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

611 - Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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RAINBOW DASH
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Why aren't you watching that other series you're currently following right now?
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>>27208283
I want to nibble on her ears.
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IM
PREG
NATE
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>>27208294
Everyone knows Twilight has the best ears.
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>>27208303
OFFICIAL BEST MAIN SIX PONY PARTS
Rainbow Dash - best ears
Twilight - best brain
Fluttershy - best mane
Applejack - best butt
Rarity - best eyes
Pinkie - best pink pony pussy
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>>27208322
>you will never pound penko's plump pink pony pussy
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pinkie as a freeuse cumslut who any guy can use at any time to empty their balls into, right in public, no matter what she's doing
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You guys seen shithorse around?
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>>27208345
But she gets really into it every time, even if she's cut off mid-sentence she just moans and thrusts back, begging them to rut her harder and fill her up so big she can't walk.
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>>27208358
Twilight?
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>>27208361
that's our pinkie!
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>>27208379
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>>27208345
It's her official duty to be a public use slut so whenever you like feel free to fuck a baby into her
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great

now i need to go jack off to pinkiequest
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>annoying frankku horse
>ever
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>>27208283
The Dashiest Dash whoever Dashed a Rainbow.
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How many of your problems could be solved by application of filly?
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what's an aphrodisiac to ponies?
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>>27208467
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>>27208468
where did those strawberries go, she wasn't eating anywhere near them
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>>27208471
Only the penis related ones.
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>>27208477
Humans in general.
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>>27208477
Coca-Cola. None of that pleb tier Pepsi crap.
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On time!
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>>27208471
I bet I could automatize a lot of things in my life with a bunch of fillies.
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>>27208496
That's the stuff.
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>Usually work 3 days a week
>Work 4 this week

It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work afternoon/evening shifts.

It makes going out and making friends harder
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So did anon ever prove that he finished his thesis?
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>>27208529
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>>27208481
they went inside her

where you'll never be
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>4th EqG movie coming out early September.
hype levels: rising
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>>27208512
She looks so happy with that balloon.
You will never be as happy as her.
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>>27208552
I can't say I want to be vored by Dash either way
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>>27208555
How much shimmying is there going to be?
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>>27208504
I know what you're thinking
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>>27208560
I was as happy as her, once.

Then I grew up.
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>>27208555
i can't wait to see sunny bunny again
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>>27208581
>Loser has to give an hour of oral
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>>27208572
They're going camping in the EqG version of the everfree.
So lots of pyjama bedtime sleepingbag antics with Shimmer and the rest of the girls.
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>>27208555
>>27208572
>>27208581
Ugh, fucking hell.
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>>27208543

>Normal people at work when I'm at home
>Normal people at home when I'm at work

I'm at least trying to get to where I don't work shitty shifts.
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>>27208555
I just want this nightmare to end.
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>>27208590
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>tfw your waifu is just a cardboard cutout
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>>27208590
I can dig it. Also she ought to wear a dress like that again. They're nice.

>>27208593
>>27208603
Y'all niggas need to chill.
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>>27208573
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>>27208590
God, look at her, so happy for once after fleeing her old crappy life
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>>27208617
I can live with it
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>>27208630
>tfw catchlights is ded
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>>27208620
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>>27208620
shim sham has nice hips
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>>27208593
>tfw you didnt fell for the EQG is good meme
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>>27208690
I wanna go to flavortown with you and enjoy having good taste, anon.
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How many fillies does Isaac own?
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Will we ever see her growing up?
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>>27208748
Yes. And she'll end up being a full-grown mare before the CMCs.
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>>27208748
it might be cute to see the next generation of ponies

what do you think her personality will be like?
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t. Pony
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>>27208763
Probably non-existent.

Just like her mother's.
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>>27208687
She she does.
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>"Amaterasu."
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>>27208793
She's so nice I had to she her twice.
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>>27208687
>>27208793
For bearing nice strong healthy foals
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>>27208748
She'll probably be friends with Pumpkin and Pound Cake if she does.
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>>27208809
>foals
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>>27208793
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Teenage CMC
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>>27208288
Rebels is in hiatus and I don't have any other ongoing series I'm interested in at the moment.
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>>27208803
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>>27208809
yes, foals
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What's she grabbin'?
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>>27208894
Fuck off
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>>27208894
spike's knot
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Is there anything more cancerous than Shimmerfags?
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>>27208910
rarifags and flutterfags
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>>27208288

I marathoned Wakfu and I usually only watch stuff through once.

I keep meaning to watch RWBY but never get around too it.

Same with Breaking Bad.
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>>27208910
mlpg was'nt always like this. Oh sure, it's been cancerous just the same, but not AS much as when they show up.
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>>27207569
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>>27208835
That gif is so exploitable it hurts.
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>>27208910
They should go back to eqg general #654 and stay there
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>>27208910
Is that an apple shaped bone where her stomach womb should be?
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oppai loli CMC
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>>27208910
>>27208937
>>27208952
Your tears only make my hot dog boner harder.
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>>27208949
Not that, this.
>>27208822
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>>27208940
SWEETIE NO
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The fillies will put an end to your life, eventually.
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>>27208997
then give her a hug
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>>27208975
I'm sure mtg and sunhawk would be proud of you.
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>>27208940
No more hugs, Sweetie.
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>>27209012
I don't know those people, but they sound like fruits.
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>>27209006
I always thought it'd be the chainsmoking, but if I gotta go, I gotta go.
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>>27209015

The Cutie Map Nominated for 2016 Hugo Award!
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>>27209026
That's cute, pretending not to know the daddys of all shimmerfags.
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>>27208687
4u
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>>27209041
That's actually really cool
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>>27209041
That's really cool actually, especially seeing it get pitted against shows like doctor who.
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>>27209041
The fuck is a Hugo award lad
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>>27209021
It didn't have to end like this
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>>27209116
Joke's on her, that's only a water pistol
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>>27209080
>The Hugo Awards are a set of awards given annually for the best science fiction or fantasy works and achievements of the previous year. The awards are named after Hugo Gernsback, the founder of the pioneering science fiction magazine Amazing Stories, and were officially named the Science Fiction Achievement Awards until 1992. Organized and overseen by the World Science Fiction Society, the awards are given each year at the annual World Science Fiction Convention as the central focus of the event. They were first given in 1953, at the 11th World Science Fiction Convention, and have been awarded every year since 1955.

Long-running best of Sci-Fi award.
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>>27209116
Would you make me a sandwich?
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>>27209080
don't respond
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>>27209042
I hate to burst your bubble, anon, but maybe not all people who like shimsham are invaders from the piss. Maybe I've been here since 2011 and I just happen to like hot dog hair.
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>>27209126
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How can you cheer up a pony?
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>>27208940
>>27209116

How did it come to this? What happened, Sweetie?
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>>27209116
WOULD YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH
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I told my doctor I had glaucoma and they prescribed me fillies.
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Pony is an ass-mare

They want to see you in that thong-th-thong-thong-thong
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>>27209165
hugs
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>>27209175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8
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Fillies are no silver bullets. You can't use them for everything.
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I've built up a resistance to fillies by purposefully exposing myself to the smaller, weaker ones.
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>>27209197

I read "glaucoma," as "guacamole," and I imagined Jeb posting here.
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>>27209221
Zipporwhill and Twist have succumbed to your will and joined your party
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>>27209221
The quicker solution is to inject yourself with mirofillies every day
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>>27209125
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>>27209041
>The song sucked and was a horrible way to round off the reprise
>the "time travel" wasn't even real time travel
>they also messed up the "alternate universe" trope
They could've at least waited for a better finale
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>>27209249
It's The Cutie Map, not The Cutie Remark, Anon.
I guess they nominated it for the 'communist' undertones of that particular episode.
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>>27209244
hhngg
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>>27209230
Both of these are support fillies and whither under the attacks of stronger fillies with offensive based attacks like Babs and Diamond Tiara
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>>27209249
They should've nominated the S5 premiere. Y'know, an actual good episode.
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>>27209234
No Anon! You were the Chosen One!
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>>27209261
>>27209271
oh nevermind that one was much better
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>>27209244
hahaha
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Pony sagged her pants
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When I was a little filly,
And the sun was going down,
Anon would sneak into my room,
(Choose your own adventure)
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>>27209311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=147fhpgGRj8
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Pony accidentally said the name of the series in the first episode
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Hey fellas, newfag from /pol/ here

Someone told me /mlp/ was /pol/'s greatest ally
This seems strange to me. Why is this do you think?
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>>27209355
Which candidate is investing the most in pony like robots or genetic manipulation to turn ponies into sentient creatures that are also pastel?
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>>27209343
"But Princess Celestia, why do you want me to make friends at a time like this?"
"You see, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
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>>27209355
Here's your (faggot), you.
Post it to a sub of your choosing.
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>>27209355
Trump will make Equestria real
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>>27209355
Buzz phrase which is true in a sense, derived from the fact that most of 4chan has similar political views. It's also another variation of the 'greatest ally' meme.
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>>27209376
>The 6th element
>The element of....
>magic!
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>>27209261
There is no communist undertones doe.
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>>27209355
MLP is actually very right wing.
All the ponies on the show are heterosexual and monogamous.
No interspecies (AKA interracial) relationships.
Equestria is a capitalistic society that rewards hard work.
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>>27209355
/mlp/ is /k/'s greatest ally, faggot, here's your (you)
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>>27209407
>No interspecies (AKA interracial) relationships.
Wrong! Caramel and Sassaflash and several other interracial pny couples were displayed in the h&h episode.
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>>27209411
Actually /lgbt/ is /k/'s greatest ally
They also provide them with a never ending supply of dragon dildos
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>>27209403
There's a correlation between the methods Starlight used to subdue the villagers and the communist regime, that's why I said it in quotes.
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>>27209424
>/lgbt/ is /k/'s greatest ally
but that's wrong you fucking retard
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>>27209355
/mlp/ is full of piss, /pol/ is full of shit, it's a match made in a septic tank
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>>27209384
Could you imagine if he saw an episode and liked it? He's probably start ranting about it at a rally.

"The best little pony is Rarity, because she's a winner! A winner at life and a winner at ponies! She makes money, she looks good doing it, and she's got a unicorn horn! You know what pony Ted Cruz supports? Fluttershy, cause he's a loser! I'm just telling it like it is folks!"
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>>27209355
but why are you here this is MLPG not /mlp/
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Discuss
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>>27209447
Wow, so /pol/ showed up and brought /b/ with them.
Neato.
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>>27209447
Oh no! Looks like Fluttershy's out of a job!
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>>27209453
Sponges can't get pregnant
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>>27209458
RALLY ROUND THE FILLIES
WITH A POCKET FULLA SHELLS
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>>27209447
I think the last episode was pretty good for Spike. It showed him not fucking up a situation and making it worse. I think he works best when his plots are event rather than character driven. Like, see how he would react in X situation instead of letting him bury himself out of a hole he dug
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>>27209458
What filly game is this? Is it even a game or a default action?
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>>27209451
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>>27209461
Not with that attitude. Plus there's some SquidwardXSpongebob doujins that would disagree with you
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which pony has the vag that tastes like artifical fruit flavors?
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>>27209465
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>>27209511
PIN - KIE~
PIE~
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>>27209511
all of them, except applejack who tastes like natural fruit flavors
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>>27209539
Well that is a side effect of eating fruit a lot.
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>>27209511
Well I don't know, anon!
I guess we'de better go check all the ponies and find out!
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Fluttershy = Banana Cream pie
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We're almost 1/3 of the way thru 2016.
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>>27209564
Don't tell me that chubby pone. I haven't started my novel yet.
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>>27209564
Ah, good evening fellow FJ enthusiast!
What subs are you browsing at the moment?
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>>27209561
Twilight - Boysenberry pie
AJ - Apple pie
Pinkie Pie - Rhubarb Pie
Rainbow Dash - Blueberry Pie
Rarity - Semen Pie
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>>27209585
>Twilight - Boysenberry pie
more like boyseedberry pie
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Quick, post cute fillies.
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Apples!
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>>27209602
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>>27209602
I'm on my phone so I'll do a filly emoticon
c:\\==\\~
You get the idea
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>>27209630
That's actually a pretty good approximation of a filly from above

Good job, anon
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>>27209602
Or else what?
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>>27209615
An uncanny resemblance to Applejacks butthole
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>>27208940
>>27209116
>>27209244
CUTE
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ANONYMOUS, GO IN THE HOUSE AND CALL THE POLICE
TELL THEM THERES A CRAZY MARE DISTURBING ALL OF THE PEACE
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What if you die and you get a choice to go to real life Equestria, but then you find out real life Equestria is G3-esque, with no conflict and an inability to cause harm to any being once you arrive?
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>>27209683
vs just being dead? I think i'll just take death please.
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>>27209683
>get a choice to go to
What's the other choice besides rl questria.
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>>27209622
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>>27209786
what a cutie patootie
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>>27209622
>>27209786
>>27209807
Where the fuck did this autism come from anyways
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Rainbow Dash is my very best friend.
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>>27209811
from the tatzylwurm
I don't know who got the idea to make a tatzylpony first but I like them
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Filly can't wait for the next Xbox One model to come.
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>>27209821
Yeah, another piece of shit microsoft will fuck up.
I hope she doesn't want to play regular xbox one games on it, no, this one will only play xbox TWO games.
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>>27209622
>>27209786
>>27209820
????
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>>27209820
I think they were huge faggots and you have no taste.
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>>27209838
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>>27209844
>huge faggots
gigantic faggots
tremendous faggots
colossal faggots
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>>27209820
I think it was that edited screencap of AJ hugging Apple Bloom with her tongues that started the whole thing off
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>>27209851
Right when you think 'What's next?'
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Pony cried because she saw you hugging someone dressed like pony.
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>>27209844
yeah well
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>>27209864
>Otakukin
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>>27209859
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>>27209803
>I will never be that happy
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Pony is not for weird.
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Is there good MLP episode reviewer?
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>>27209892
CEASE
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>>27209916
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>>27209906
DYEWTS?
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>>27209918
hot
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You niggas are weird. I like her just the way she is.
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>>27209918
>that little bit of belly
nice
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>>27209905
Maybe you just need a hug
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>>27209934
But wouldn't you like her dick to be a few inches longer?
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>>27209948
You're weird.
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>out of idle boredom check the blogs I follow on tumblr
>all these dead fucking pony ask blogs I had completely forgotten about
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My friends, I have a serious question because I can't make my mind up.

How do you rate that last episode?
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>>27209986
brety gud
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>>27209986
8/10, I really liked it. I wish we could have more Spike episodes where he's actually cool and knows what to do.
>>
Everyone here, have you ever heard the expression, "you are what you eat"?
Well it happens to be true.

Another question
Have you ever wanted to become a pony?
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>>27209999
I'm going to eat a whole heap of dick and become a giant dick and I'll use my dick-body to dick all the ponies.
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>>27209999
... alright /mlp/ I think it's time to bid you goodnight. Shit is getting too real
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>>27209999
Thanks for letting us know you're a piece of shit, Anon.
Also no, I've never wanted to be the pony.
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>>27209999
Nah, I'm good.
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holodecks are real you guise

http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/samsungs-vr-future-includes-star-trek-holodecks-and-no-wires-samsung-developer-conference-sdc2016/

time for some realistic simulated pony fucking
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>>27210016
>/mlp/
>not /mlpg/
>ellipses
Ok, night /r/4chan.
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>>27209986
I thought it was really good. Fucking scalies are shitting up this board though. I miss when Glimmerfags were the cancer of this board. And when they were the cancer I missed when Shimmerfags were the cancer of this board.
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>>27210031
Shimmerfags still are a cancer, they've just got nyxfags to contend with for most autistic.
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>>27210029
goodnight sweet dreams
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>>27210029
ellipsi are the best and most emotionally descriptive punctuation mark, capable of conveying literally any emotion

... geez
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Heh.
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>>27210049
HA
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>>27210029
>/r/4chan.

Oh god, I forgot that was a thing.
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>>27210031
>people who don't waifu what I waifu are cancer
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>>27210059
Went there recently.
The cursor has been changed to be an animation of Donald Trump ripping off Bernie Sander's head and blood spraying everywhere.
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>>27210027
http://www.twerkingbutt.com/see-it-in-action/
yes
YES
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>>27210066
>people who shit up the board aren't cancer
honestly I'm just mad that Anonymous was changed to = for a while. It's the small things in life that fill my heart with rage.
>>
>>27210081
but why? that was actually cool.
>>
>>27210081
I don't hold it against people that post about their waifus, anon. Just because a bunch of weirdos like shimmer doesn't make it shitposting. I'd say the thread the other day with people arguing about their waifus is worse than that. Plus I thought the = was pretty funny.
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>>27210081
i want to smooch the mint mare
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odds: pone
evens: plam
dubs: beb
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>>27210121
PONE HARDER
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>>27210124
ok
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>>27210045
I said biggie smalls 3 times with the lights off, still here.
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>>27210029
>/mlpg/
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>>27210152
I was JUST about to make 20 posts that start with 'my dude', too, my dude.
For really though.
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What is your opinion about him mlpg

is he nostalgia critic of /mlp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj5IRS-MfuE
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>>27210163
Is shit.

I'm not even going to watch it I already know it is shit.
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>its real

https://www.reddit.com/r/mlpg/
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>>27210172
MAJOR LEAGUE PRO GAMING
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>>27210172
there's a board on cripplechan
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>>27210172
>todayilearned
>showerthoughts
>mildlyinteresting
Oh holy fuck, why did I look.
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>>27210189
have an upboat

EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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[backstory]
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>there are people who still believe this isn't the thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewwWaNfYIU
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>>27210213
this the true thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
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>>27210221
>>
Have ya'll talked about this?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-pena-uzo-aduba-talks-887465
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>>27210213
>up next mom's spahgetti
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>>27210229
it's great that there will be new ponies and all but i hope this doesn't mean the mane six won't still be the stars
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>>27210213
>not Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
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>>27210235
>>
PONY IS BOUT IT
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>>27210229
>beyond Equestria

this part makes me really nervous
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>>27210240
pony has a request
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>>27210246
It won't be smurfs I can tell you that.
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>>27210249
you have a serious hug addiction sweetie, i am cutting you off
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>>27210256
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>>27210249
>>27210256
isn't this roleplaying?
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>>27210249
>that awful magic trigger discipline

bad sweetie
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>>27210264
if you genuinely believe it is, report me and see what happens
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>It's a sex change episode
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>>27210269
are you in the right place
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>>27210269
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>>27210264
I wonder why they added that rule. was shitty rp taking over threads in /mlp/?
>>
you fap you lose

http://imgur.com/a/yxf7z
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>>27210281
no, they wanted to get rid of the ''shitposting cadance'' threads and the ''I want to cum inside rainbow dash threads''
also it gives them enough impunity do delete generals they dont like
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>>27210284
>144 images
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>>27210284
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>>27210300
She's gonna make equal town great again!
>>
horseapples
>>
>>27210284
>futafags are autistic!
>>
Pony used Metronome!
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>>27210310
Apple horses.
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>>27210323
>Pony used Fissure
>It missed!
HAHAH
>>
>>27210325
why would a metronome open up a fissure

how could a fissure in the ground miss

pony is just using the metronome to keep time
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>>27210309
who do you think lived in the house before starlight glimmer?

i'll tell you who, it was an innocent pony who kept his grandmothers ashes in a vase on the table.
>>
>>27210325
>Pony used metronome
>Pony used metronome
>Pony used metronome
>Pony used splash
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>>27210333
seems like she's having a good time with it
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>>27210326
No, you referenced a pokemon move.
Own up to it.
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>>27210337
I have no idea what you're talking about
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>>27210335
>karp karp karp ponikarp
Will she ever evolve into a gyraponi?
>>
>>27210340
Nope
>>
>>27210339
Now you're denying it like a fag, are you a fag, dude?
Just admit it. Admit you know metronome is really TM35.
>>
>>27210350
I'm Struggling to comprehend what you're trying to say
I'm nearly hurting myself in this confusion
>>
Digimon has much better games
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>>27210361
Digimon had much better Tamagochis

I assume, anyway. I never actually had one
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>>27210354
>I'm nearly hurting myself in this confusion
Oh gosh, my freaking sides.
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>>27210361
more like much better anime

pokemon anime is JUST
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>>27210369
>moondancer

someone get the hose
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>>27210375
cute
stallions
>>
>>27210375
Isn't there already a trap and a gay /soc/ general out there?
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>>27210379
No.
No, please. Why is that a thing.
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>>27210384
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>>27210376
Better anime and games
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>>27210385
the show has male characters brah
if you wanna play this card there are also threads out there for several female characters
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>fluttershys brother insults her taste in pony anime

that will be the final straw for her to kick him out
>>
I prefer my ponies little, and mine. Both at the same time preferably.
>>
Daapi
>>
>>27210413
I hope that it takes a sympathetic turn where he just needs to find a new purpose in life, and his caretakers were just enabling him
>>
>>27210454
I hope Fluttershy gets written out of the show
>>
>>27208748
I doubt it, because they would have to age up the CMC and all the other fillies, too.

Or maybe they just pull some magic shenanigans to explain it.
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>>27210452
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>>27208785
I am sick of people saying Cadance doesn't have personality when she has more than Celestia
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>>27210454
>he was a normie all along and it just took a motivational speech to set him right

that wont work on the NEETs with real mental illness
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>>27209440
>>
>>27210471
We could have had Celestia episodes
But no, we got Cadance episodes instead
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>>27210479
>"PIIIIINK."
>"PIIIINK SEEEEELLLLS."
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>>27210479
Celestia is and will always be a prop
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>>27210485
>>
>>27210471
>>27210479
>that episode where Discord was a secondary character, Starswirl festival was in town, and that princess get to spend with with Twilight
Celestia should have been that Princess for that episode but noooooooooooooooooooooo, it's Cadance and they have to promote Twilight's boyfriend from EQG.
>>
"Freeze? I'm way too evil for that."
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>>27210485
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>>27210486
for a moment I thought that say "Celestia is and will always be a pimp"
>>
>>27210485
But who's buying?
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>>27210497
also accurate
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>>27210493
Why would Twilight spend time with her teacher and not the mare that's taken care of her since childhood and also nervous new sister in law
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>>27210499
>"Whattya mean I couldn't be the president, of the united states of equestria?"
>"tell me something, it's still 'we, the ponies', right?"
>>
the only thing keeping celestia in the spotlight is that she has the biggest ass and cock out of all of the princesses
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>>27210479
remember this moment? we're going to get it someday or even in this season
>>
>>27210511
I'll still love her even when Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer and Sunset Shimmer outgrow her
>>
celestia feels more motherly than cadance even though cadance is the only actual mother.

i think i have been reading too much fanfics
>>
>>27210511
>futa
Shit meme 2bh, extended family.
>>
>>27210515
Luna is my mommy. She made me a colt and keeps me warm.
>>
>>27210515
Cadance feels like teenage mother I mean she looks young af compared to sunbutt and moonbutt
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>>27210502
It's very simple. They could have use the interaction to establish a plot that ties between Discord and Celestia, will help enhance Celestia's distrust on Discord in the finale. Celestia should be old enough to have met Starswirl in her lifetime, and she would enjoy the the festival promoting the mage's life. Celestia is literally Twilight's second mother and this would have been a great opportunity for them to have a great time together and chill out. Can'tdance was just there, wasting space and being unmemorable.
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>>27210520
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>>27210515
That is precisely why they made Cadance. Celestia was pink outlined, but she act like a mother instead of one of the girls. Cadance was younger, pink, and a princess.
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>>27210531
is Glenn okay
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i would give anything to smell celestias royal panty closet
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>>27210531
Don't be mad your momma is sub-tier.
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>>27210546
>/mom/ lasts pasts 10 replies
>'i want my luna mommy' begins and ends with shitposting
Ok.
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>>27210544
walk into an open air fish market
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>>27210544
but Celestia keeps her clean panties in the closet
wouldn't you want to smell her royal panty hamper?
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>27210557
I WANNA SMELL HER ASS

why does being horny make you lose total control of your thoughts
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>>27210554
Only because you're in it.
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>>27210530
So you think the episode would have been better if it had the character you like in it? A character that is a literal prop?
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>>27210575
*figurative prop
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>>27210572
Shhh shhh, it's ok, just go to your happy place where darth edgemoon tf's you into her baby werediamond dog colt thing.
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Why do you guys always say Celestia is motherly when we've never seen her interact with foals or even filly Twilight?
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>>27210570
Just does.
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>>27210575
>>27210577
Logically, Celestia would have been better for the role for that episode than Cadance for all the reason I mention.
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It's gonna be alright pony said
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>>27210581
Can I ask you a serious question, are you the one reporting my threads by the way?
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>>27210595
Yours? No. Sometimes I need a laugh and a half.
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>>27210595
You and the gun threads that get spammed here.
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>>27210582
she

she just has a motherly feel to her

sh-shut up
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>>27210599
>>27210602
Well, if you are then I severely resent you. That is all.
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>>27210577
Celestia is literally not even a character
>>27210590
And how would it make it better. Let me tell exactly how that episode would have played out. Celestia would be completely unphased by Discord's shenanigans and giggle occasionally while Twilight freaks out and thinks she's ruining her time with the princess. Celestia would do next to nothing in the episode because you can't show her being too powerful and then when the problem is resolved Celestia would say how much fun she had even though she could have solved the problem much easier than Twilight and Cadance if she did anything
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>>27210582
>we've never seen her interact with foals

Untrue!
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>>27210582
She's a mother of whole equestria
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>>27210605
Why would you do this
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>>27210584
i want to eat her foodscat and drink her piss and smear it all over my face and dick

fuck my male brain
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>>27210607
What feels motherly about her to you?
Hell, Rarity is more motherly than Celestia and all she does is big sister stuff
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>>27210582
She is a teacher.
Often that is seen as a very parental role.
And she is the teacher of the main character.
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>>27210617
holy shit you're alive
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>>27210608
k
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>>27210620
you gone too far this time m8
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>>27210621
>Rarity
>more motherly

Anon, I love her but that's just a lie.
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>>27210610
>touching the baby with dirty metal shoes
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Luna is more child friendly than Celestia and yet Luna mom is frowned upon just as it should :^)
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>>27210626
i desperately want to see more celestia/luna moments
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>>27210630
what a nice gif ruined by shitty garbage text
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>>27210610
But people have been calling her motherly way before s6
>>27210614
But Equestria existed before her
>>27210624
So logically Cheerilee is more motherly than Celesti and possibly the most motherly character on the show?
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>>27210630
Rarity has a daughter, dude.
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>>27210628
Where is Hacksaw McGraw when you need him
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>>27210625
Am I though?
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>>27210630
Okay so we're going to ignore all the stuff she does for and with Sweetie.
Alright. That's cool
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>>27210639
Shit was fun.
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>>27210641
wasn't it just three pony legion not equestria?
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what are some fun, harmless, nonsexual pranks the ponies can play on one another, that definitely don't end up with anyone getting raped?
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>>27210632
dirty shitskin alicorn needs dirty horseshoe
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>>27210624
Cheerilee: As motherly or more motherly than Celestia?
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>>27210647
Anon, very few of her interactions with Sweetie can be considered motherly.
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>>27210609
>And how would it make it better.
Like I say, with this.

>>27210530
We already know by now that Discord is much more powerful than Celestia, so that wouldn't be a problem. Even fighting that monster worm wouldn't be much of an issue because that thing is much more powerful than Discord when it made him terribly sick in the end of the episode. Speaking of Discord, this would have given the chance for Discord and Celestia to establish some sort of connection that would lead Celestia's decision to choose Discord to do her dirty work in the finale, Twilight's Kingdom. I can picture Celestia making an off comment about Starswirl in that fair.
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>>27210653
Then Twilight got unbirthed
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>>27210647
>all the stuff she does for
>not does to
>BITCH U RUIN MUH FABRIC
>HOLD MUH SHIT ON DIS CAMP TRIP BRUH
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>>27210641
>So logically Cheerilee is more motherly than Celesti and possibly the most motherly character on the show?
Actually yes if you think about it.
She is like the lonely woman arch.
She is older, mature, never really had a love interest.
She loves kids, because she has never had a chance to have any of her own, some of her students almost poison her into getting a baby fucked into her.
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>>27210647
Hardly motherly, especially the Sisterhooves episode where she was anything but motherly. They're lovely together but none of that shit is motherly.
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>>27210664
>poison her into getting a baby fucked into her.
unf
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>>27210658
so you want your fanfiction on screen
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>>27210653
drugging fluttershy, tying her to a post in the middle of town with an "empty balls here" sign pointing at her ass, and posting a video to the internet
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>>27210674
uh
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>that comic where celestia dresses as a clown on a unicycle and smashes pies into her face

how did this retarded garbage get approved?
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>>27210670
Okay, now you're just being stupid. Don't ever comment me again.
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>>27210664
OH SURE BUT IF LUNA DOES IT WITH THOSE EXACT TRAITS IT'S AUTISTIC

On a less autistic note, I thought it would be fun to mention in previous gens, Cheerilee was Scootaloo's sister or something.
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>>27210676
IDW my man

they have no quality control

they have no standards
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>>27210676
>BUT MUH WRITING FREEDOM!
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>>27210676
>He asks while looking at Hasbro.
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>>27210684
HE HAS NO CONTROL
HE HAS NO STANDARDS
THIS WRITER
HAS WAY TOO MUCH PRIVILEGE
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>>27210688
#42 going to be Katie's last pony comic is this good riddance?
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>>27210689
I hate to say it, but IDW is way worse than Hasbro on this issue.
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>>27210683
I'm pretty sure Luna is legit autistic.
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>>27210698
for me
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>>27210664
As old and mature as Rarity.
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The sad thing about Rarity's total unmotherliness being canon is that I love art where she is motherly.
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>>27210689
meanwhile...hasbro make much superior product
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>>27210656>

How can they not. I mentioned all she does is big sister stuff but that's more motherly than anything we've seen Celestia do. Give me an actual argument for why Celestia is more motherly

>>27210667
You mean the episode where she went out of her way to do something she was uncomfortable with just for the sake of her little sister who she thought she was going to lose and was absolutely devastated she no longer looked up to her
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>>27210704
can you not
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>>27210699
She doesn't look Twilight in the eyes when she talks in Gauntlet of Fire, Celestia does.
She has the ticks that show she has autism.
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>>27210670
>>27210678
I can see you dislike speaking to people on your level.
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>>27210704
shoulda posted nyx
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>>27210652
It was Equestria
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>>27210707
So Celestia banished an autistic pony to the moon that she neglected? Wow. Celestia is a bigger jerk than I thought.
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The more important question is which Princess has the best butt
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>>27210711
You shoulda ended up in a wad of kleenex, faggot.
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>>27210711
Or Nyx scissoring the fuck from Fo:E
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>>27210715
Obviously Sunbuns

although Twilight is working hard to live up to her mentor
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>>27210706
Have you read it? art was beautiful and writing felt like the actual show it's really cute
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>>27210715
Luna's tiny butt cuddles me so
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>>27210704
That one was actually good, fuck off
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>>27210646
is anyone?
or anypony?
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>>27210705
Yeah, she did the one thing after spending most of the episode refusing because she didn't want to get fucking dirty or whatever. AJ showed more motherliness than Rarity did.
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Why are you guys replying to BEA
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>>27210714
She also sperged out on Nightmare Night,
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>>27210732
Tradition, I guess?
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>>27210729
dude that's what i meant to say
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>>27210735
if only you could express yourself in a coherent manner
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>>27210731
It's something she didn't want to do and it was something Sweetie knew she wouldn't be into.
But you keep ignoring the fact that she did it anyway because she saw how much doing something with jer big sister meant to her. AJ didn't act motherly (unless you want to explain) all she did was play the voice of reason

There's other examples you can pull from too but you seemed to be focused on sisterhooves
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>>27210739
my mistake sir, english is not my first language.
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>>27210734
And who baits and posts shit
When mods are all asleep
Derailing every topic
So janitors can sweep?

SHITPOSTERS

TRADITION
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>>27210750
We know
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>>27210675
fluttershy tells you she's pregnant but she doesn't remember ever having sex

what do
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>The episode would've been better if it had a character I liked in it instead!

Some of the arguments around here, holy heck.
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>>27210756
hit up a friendly unicorn for whatever the most gentle form of magical abortion is
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>>27210755

>>27210732
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>>27210756
Eye contact
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>>27210756
time to have rainbow dash tackle her right in the uterus full force
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>>27210761
which pony do you think has had the most abortions?
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>derpibooru filename
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>>27210774
>barneyfag
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>>27210749
The fact Sweetie had to try to hard to get her to do it is a telling factor to begin with. The fact AJ was willing to fill in is a testament to how understanding she was, at least until Rarity decided fuck it. Rarity's just not motherly, plain and simple. She's a great lady and businesswoman, but good with kids she ain't. She straight up refused to babysit for the cakes, after all.
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>>27210774
>large.png
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pony wonders what's down there

it must be super awesome
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>>27210776
what?
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>>27210782
it's just death by drowning, pony
all the treasure caves are unmarked
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>>27210782
It totally is.

>>27210787
Stop posting, skeletons.
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>>27210779
Again it's not so.ething she was interested in. You can't force someone to do something g she doesn't like. But she still did it because she loves her sister. AJ wasn't going to fill in her plan from the beginning was to swap out with Rarity to show Sweetie Rarity does care about her.

But let's look at some other things you choose to ignore
She let's Sweetie stay at her house even when she's busy
She was willing to fix up Sweetie's dresses even though it put her behind
schedule
She agreed to watch the CMC which is something that is implied she does often before Fluttershy stepped in
Sweetie's Fithian birthday

My argument, if you look at my first post was just me saying she's more motherly than Celestia and all she does is big sister stuff. I have yet to here an argument that tells me otherwise because no one is going to bother to explain what makes Celestia, the character you barely get to seex more motherly than the man other ponies on the show
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>>27210794
never
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>>27210794
would you look for booty with pirate dash
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>>27210804
Maybe.
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>Somehow end up on the page for one the ponyheadbop .gifs on DA
>Scroll down
>Some guy in an anime avatar is saying "please be trolling" over and over
>Check his profile
>Half of it's some super christian rant
>Has a huge list of stamps that identify fictional characters as pedos, or say something along the lines of "GTFO pedophobes!!" or generally just act pro pedo
>Somewhere else on the page he says he's a child psychologist of all things
>I saw all this shit because I clicked a bobbing pony head

Godamn it pony.
Is DA Hell on Earth? Actually scratch that, Hell doesn't cover it. Tartarus on fucking Earth. I had no idea it was THIS bad. Bad but not this.
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>>27210812
why the fuck would you read deviantart comments
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>>27210798
I would argue those are more her being generous than motherly, but one could argue that's a fine line in general. Either way I didn't give two shits about the Celestia mom stuff, I just don't believe Rarity is very motherly.
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>>27210812
Anon there is a woman on DAS that named her daughter Pikanina Zecora Smith. DA is full of insane people.
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I secretly like it when Twi doms Trixie, but I hate Twixie on general principles.

I think "fuck-toy Trixie" is what makes it appeal to me. Trixie turning tricks is one of the few boner-inducing things to do with her.
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>>27210833
I want Trixie to be my maid
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>>27210835
Would you pay extra to cum on her face?
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>>27210840
I wouldn't cum anywhere near her. If I'm paying extra for that sort of service, it's to get her to teleport it straight into the toilet or something
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>>27210831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SpHDgxS8PI
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>>27210849
I don't think she's named after g4 Dash, but still a bad name
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>>27210808
the comic is so much fun
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>>27210856
The best.
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>>27210859
i wonder if anyone's ever done fandubs of the comic

i'd watch that
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>>27210849
Now I'm not american, but is it just me, or do the really really weird, legitimate turbo autists always come from the rural states?
It's more amusing for me because I know these states are all red, generally very religious. You'd expect it coming out of the city/urban areas more, is all, but this is something I've noticed even personally.
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>>27210878
Religious people are the fucking worst
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>>27210856
>>27210859
I thought you guys hated it
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>>27210859
>the best
>not the Luna micro
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>>27210888
>the entire general is one person

It wasn't true on /v/ and it ain't true here. Although the comics drawn by that guy that makes them all blobs are trash by default.
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>>27210893
>>
nopony speak
nopony get choked
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>"Things you can do to your computer, but not your pony."
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>>27210902
Turn it on
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>>27210891
>not celestia micro
look, I liked that moonbutt comic but this one was almost flawless.
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>>27210906
The Luna micro had the prettier Celestia though
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>>27210902
murder simulators
>>
>>27210902
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THESE SUCCULENT PUSSIES
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>>27210891
comics luna has so much sass
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>>27210911
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>>27210902
stick my dick in it
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>>27210912
>>
>>27210911
>>27210912
we need a royal butler pony in the show
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>>27210911
>>27210912
I love her
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>>27210911
I would totally marry either.
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>>27210912
>>27210915
>barely manages to raise the sun
>>
i love how the comic is so jam-packed with little jokes and gags
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>>27210922
it's incredibly sexy how big celestia is

i want her to hold me down with her weight and fuck me with her big pussy
>>
NEW THREAD WHERE

haha, just kidding. Can you imagine?
>>
do you think celestia would ever want to fuck you under any circumstances?
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>>27210938
No, but I like to pretend that since she's a wise immortal she knows more about me than I know myself.
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>>27210820
Yeah, Rares is my favorite pone, but she certainly isn't motherly.

They're probably just one of those people that feels their favorite pony is perfect and can do no wrong, and gets super defensive when someone says something about them that people would consider to be a negative.
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>>27210943
Again, I'm just saying she's more motherly than Celestia. Read my first post.
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>>27210943
I can definitely tell you one area where she's perfect: marshmallowiness.
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It even extends to when she's not a pony!
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None of you people can fucking read
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>>27210964
i imagine eqg rarara to smell like very strong perfume
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>>27210969
reading is for faggots
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>>27210953
they are very marshmallowy sisters
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>>27210964
Cutie-pie, for sure!
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>>27210973
I guess reading comprehension is for faggots too
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>>27210969
No one cares
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>>27210977
it's weird because their mom isn't that marshmallowy at all
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>>27210964
>>27210978
I literally can't grasp why anyone would like EqG
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>>27210977
Oh gosh.
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>>27210976
oh shit

is some lesbian fucking about to go down
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>>27210981
I care. Like holy shit I could have used any other pony as an example for my point, but you idiots chose to latch on the fact that I used Rarity without giving any concrete arguments for why the things she's done on screen for six seasons can't be considered more motherly than Celestia. If you didn't care about the whole Celestia mother thing what was even the point of replying to a post that was directly related to to it just because someone something about your favorite pony you didn't disagree with (while also not providing any good counter-arguments. I'm going to be extra autistic about this.
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>>27210964
Eqg rara is so adorable
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>>27210996
There's a difference between being nice and being motherly. The things Rares does for sweetie are 'nice', not motherly.
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>>27211012
But couldn't you still argue those things are more motherly than what Celestia has done for six seasons?

That is my entire point. Can you not read?

Also what's the difference? Can you explain?
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>>27210986
I think it's cute, simple as that. Same deal as why people can't grasp why you would like the show proper.

>>27210996
It was only me. It was only ever me you were debating with and I stopped caring about halfway through because I decided to play some vidya. Have fun with your autism.
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>>27210986
I'll always prefer pone, EqG just manages to keep me invested to see "What's going on there?"
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>>27211012
>>27211012
I stand corrected, now there's another person you can shower with your anger.
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>>27211016
It's not like you said anything with substance anyway
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>>27211015
Being motherly is about comfort, picking someone up when they've 'fallen', and guiding in the right direction.
Being nice is just...being nice...
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EqG just looks so uncanny valley. And I hate school settings. I'd rather they be cute animals and have all the freedoms, responsibilities, and openness of being adults.
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>>27211035
>Being motherly is about comfort, picking someone up when they've 'fallen', and guiding in the right direction

Are you seriously implying Rarity doesn't do these things for Sweetie.

And you still ignored my thing about Celestia which is the why I'm being so autistic in the first place
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>>27211016
>I think it's cute
Yes, that's the point
I don't see how anyone could find it cute in any way
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>>27211037
uncanny valley is more like this nightmare fuel
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>>27211037
>EqG just looks so uncanny valley

You know, the very first promos did severely. But they toned it down for the actual movies and while actual human tones are still superior, I think they're alright.

>>27211043
>I don't see

There's your problem, and there's also my point. I just do find it endearing. Again I point out how all the other boards positively loathe horses. They don't see how anyone could find it appealing.
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>>27211041
Anon, she was being a good sisters. The times she helped Sweetie was just her being a good sister, not motherly.
She hasn't really guided Sweetie or anything, just helped her, did what a sister would do.
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>>27211048
or this

https://derpibooru.org/156770

if you can masturbate only to this from beginning to end then you win a prize
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>>27211049
>I just do find it endearing
Yes.
Normal people call that having shit taste.
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>>27211048
It's on the left side, but it just doesn't look right. The unnatural skin tones, weird proportions, and they're school girls. SCHOOL GIRLS! That's fucking lame. I'd go watch an anime if I wanted that.
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>>27211052
>foalcon
is the prize prison
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>>27211050
sweetie is rarity's retard daughter though
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>>27211050
And I'm saying the things she's done for Sweetie is more motherly than anything we've seen Celestia do. That is the entire point I am making.

This was my first post >>27210621

I feel like you're being an idiot on purpose.
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>>27211054
You and I watch a show about marshmallow horses. It's subjective.

>>27211056
I'm not saying it's great, or even that good. I just like it.
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>>27211041
We've never seen her do these things, and it's canon that she's not very good with kids unless it involves something 'arty'.
And Celestia has been guiding Twilight since the first episode.
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>>27211049
> Again I point out how all the other boards positively loathe horses. They don't see how anyone could find it appealing.
"It's cute" makes sense when you're talking about cat-like animals though, it doesn't when you're talking about humanesque abominations from a shitty Monster High knockoff
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>>27211066
>more motherly than anything we've seen Celestia do
Rewatch Cutie Mark Chronicles
0 motherly things done by Rarity < Celestia calming down Twilight.
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Real pon would be horrifying.
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>>27211084
real pon would be cute and cuddly
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>>27211078
>"It's cute" makes sense when you're talking about cat-like animals though

Do you have any idea how many people fucking hate cats?
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>>27211084
God, the way her eyes point at the bottom is weird to look at!
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Blogpost:

Someone stole my fucking hermann's turtle I had found last week
I'm mad
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>>27211084
i'm not gonna lie

i'd still fuck it
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>>27211075
>We've never seen her do these things
She comforts her in Sleepless in ponyville

Sweetie Belle was willing to tell Rarity about their bullying problem in one bad apple (they didn't though)

She's been supportive of the stupid things she's done to get her cutie mark and she is also teaching her new skills. So how is that not guiding her in the right direction?

>she's not very good with kids
Sweetie's fifth birthday party.
It's canon that she watches or watched the crusaders a few times.

>>27211083
So that's the only thing you have for Rarity out of all the things I've listed Rarity doing for Sweetie?
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>>27211095
why did you fucking have hermann's turtle in the first place

why are you complaining about someone stealing something that didn't belong to you in the first place
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>you disagree with me so I'll bitch about it
>you like what I don't like so I'll bitch about it

I haven't seen the general this whiny in a while.
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>>27211101
well I found it in the middle of the street while I was going to buy my groceries and I asked around but it was nobody's so I kept it
And they just snatched it
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>>27211103
I'm sorry you hate show discussion
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>>27211098
>Sweetie Belle was willing to tell Rarity about their bullying problem in one bad apple (they didn't though)
>She's been supportive of the stupid things she's done to get her cutie mark and she is also teaching her new skills. So how is that not guiding her in the right direction?

That's just being a good sister. I'm not being goddamn motherly or fatherly when I babysit my 6 year old brother. I'm not being motherly or brotherly when I help my small sister with homework.

But stopping a child who is basically throwing an uncontrollable magic tantrum by calming him down as a complete stranger is.
The only thing you mentioned is her comforting Sweetie in Sleepless.
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I don't suppose someone has Sonata
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TWO DAYS FOUR HOURS FORTY MINUTES UNTIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIESODE
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>>27211107
what would sunset's look like
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>>27211112
learn2internet
https://derpibooru.org/tags/hair+edit
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>>27211111
>That's just being a good sister>>27210621
Please stop being stupid.
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>>27210620
this guy know what's good
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>>27211114
Aw yiss
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>>27211114
are we sure the ep is about trixie?
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>>27211118
Oh right, the booru. I wonder why I didn't think of that before, but I never go there so that answers that. Code Red a best
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>>27211119
You're the one being stupid.
Celestia calming down Twilight, who to her was just a random filly in Chronicles is literally as motherly as you can get.
That trumps Rarity's sisterly acts.
It's not that hard to get Anon.
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>>27210986
same
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>>27211128
I'm a Livewire guy myself
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>>27211125
fairly certain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_(season_6)#Episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
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>>27211141
I can respect that. I should try Baja Blast again, I only did once ever and I don't even recall what it was like.
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>>27211141
>>27211128
I fuckin' love Baja Blast

would that be Lyra or what?


>>27211148
delicious is what
go hit up your local Taco Bell
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>>27211143
oh my god

i just got hard from her voice

i'm probably going to cum uncontrollably during this episode
>>
Time to put the old horse down.

Between the eyes.

You must complete the mission.
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>>27211117
Twinkies and stock (red) doritos, I guess?
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>>27211130
So Celestia calming down one filly and only interacting with that filly (I guess you can count Skyla too) trumps anything Rarity has done. This one act. Hell, we don't even get to see Celestia raising Twilight and it's implied that Cadance took care of her most of the time, but you want to insist that she's more motherly.

I mentioned in a previous post I only used Rarity as an example I could've used other ponies.

But you're absolutely delusional if you think that one scene from season one is enough to trump everything that Rarity has done throughout the series

And no, you're the one being stupid because you (sorry if I'm confusing you with that other anon) keep falling back on "well, that's just being a good sister", when, no shit, I said that in my initial post. Her acts as a big sister are more motherly than one scene of Celestia calming down a filly she, according to the creator of the show, already knew she was destined for great things.
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>>27211153
That would require me ordering food from Taco Bell, though. Shit's gross.
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I hope the next thread is about Lyras!
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>>27211164
first of all, how dare you

but I guess if you really believe that you can hit up wal-mart if you somehow believe that's better?
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>>27211161
>sorry if I'm confusing you with that other anon

Oh I been here watching. It's kind of fun watching all this autism unload. I'd be eating popcorn if I had any.
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>>27211161
Rarity's acts are not motherly Anon. This is what everyone has been telling you. This is why one single act from Celestia trumps Rarity.
Not because Celestia has thousands of motherly acts, but because any natural number is higher than 0.

And no, Twilight had no way to know when she went to the exam that she was destined to be great, seeing how before that she had problems turning a page with her magic.
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>>27200312
>>27200312
>>27200312

Minty Fresh!
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>>27211174
I told you I was going to be incredibly autistic about it until you fuckers learn to read or make a good argument for why Celestia is motherly.

Nigga I don't joke about my horse autism.

>>27211176
I'm saying her acts as a big sister are more motherly than Celestia's. I haven't seen a single argument for why their not except for one scene from season one which is almost nothing.

>Twilight had no way to know when she went to the exam that she was destined to be great
I'm talking about Celestia you fucking dingus

I'm really drunk and tired and posted that in the wrong thread and now I feel stupid
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>>27211184
gotcha sucker
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>>27211190
Please don't bully me
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>>27211188
Sisterly and motherly are different things that's the point.
Also the fact that Celestia so effortlessly calmed down Twilight means she has some experience. You can't just randomly handle children. I know that because I spent most of my time raising my brother and sister.

I know how it is to accidentally post in the wrong thread. It sucks and when I do it I usually just close all tabs and do something else for a while trying to forget it.
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>>27211194
>>27211194
>>27211194

Sure, we can check in with minty ponies. It's Spring, why not?
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>>27211200
hey, update the linkboard

I went and make >>27211196 like a fool but was apparently two posts late
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>>27211207
I never maintained the linkboard.
I liked your picture better.
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>>27211213
you're obviously maintaining some sort of linkboard
would it kill you to publish the source somewhere accessible
well yeah, anything tagged "scenery" is going to be way nicer than anything tagged "vector". But here we are.
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>>27211218
I, uh, copy and paste my own and put in the [ spoiler] myself
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>>27211231
why would you do that to yourself
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>>27211234
I am not a clever man
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>>27211258
well fuck

stop that

please
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>>27211268
For whatever reason lately whenever I save a document with the appropriate formatting no matter how I save it it messes up the formatting when I copy and paste it back.

And yeah I just woke up and browsed for the first image that struck me enough, I shoulda put in more terms.

I'll just go back to sleep until coffee.
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>>27211277
>document
I mean, if you're saving that sort of thing in anything but plain text you're asking for trouble

but whatever, you just keep doing whatever crazy nonsense you do
Sleep well, ponybro
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