605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
Art is Magic still showcased here!
>>27149167
Twilight's got some cause to be happy lately. Between old and new friendships and learning new things about subjects that haven't even been recorded and the success to date of her teaching, it's all very much her wheelhouse. It's not time to rest of her laurels; being a teacher means she's got to keep on top of situations where she can, and if there's some knowledge now, there's more on the horizon for the pony poised to explore it. And all this when it's always possible that her princess title might necessitate her playing some less-desired role for a time. But no need to worry overly about the future now, she's learned a lesson there. Probably.
>>27194877
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
606 - No Second Prances:When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
I've broken my cup. It had pic related on it.
I'll be able to replace it in ~a week. Got any other Nightmare Moon (together with Luna — optional) pics with background that would look good on a cup? Will post it here then.
https://discordapp.com/invite/0npPzSIhBkB6SvD9
We are many!
>>27199115
THANK YOU ISAAC
post yer SEXY MARES
BirbSatyrs
>>27199227
>>27199223
>>27199223
>>27199223
here ya go
Third time's the charm
>>27199115
A video in the OP led me to this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN4t9O3sGP0
Now I am going to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysrc7xquQ2w
>>27199223they're all sexy
>>27199115
wow. that shitty coloring. seriously isaac
>>27199223
>>27199223
MOAR
>>27199223
Flap with me.
http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91klqyq6L1rqyxmw.mp4#_=_
>>27199301
yeah we all know orange is best
>>27199291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_jHo93NP64
I am going to post this horse and no one can stop me
>>27199361
nah, it's kinda dull, but this terrible inaccurate vector manages to be much much worse
>>27199396
From the thumbnail I thought he had really bad teeth.
>>27199396
>>27199410
Thankfully he is just a messy cider drinker
>>27199412
>>27199121
>>27199122
Would you a filly?
>>27199448
This filly.
>>27199448
How could you not?
Ponies in the night.
>>27199448
I would cuddle this filly.
What's with the extra week delay on No Second Prances?
>>27199521
da do ba dee bee
>>27199521
Ponies that are the night
>>27199554
>Dragon waifu one week
>Trixie the next
Hasbro was giving their best goy some time to rest
>>27199223
>>27199448
http://pastebin.com/raw/BvXaqMQy
>>27199642
https://derpibooru.org/946811
10 minute later
>>27199579
I bet he'safraid of the dark
>>27199642
http://metro.co.uk/2011/06/28/horse-semen-sold-in-new-zealand-pub-59769/
>>27199705
>decide to spoog him for giggles
>turn out lights
>pone screams and flies into your arms
>you collapse into a heap as grown stallion pones are not the lightest things on the planet
>>27199719
how did that become spoog
What
>>27199729
>>27199719
>FS secretly wants to spooge stallions
Would you be a filly or a loli?
>>27199719
well I mean
I WOULD spoog him
>>27199737
>wanting to be human anything
filly any day of the week
>It's simple
>We KILL the weatherponies!
What did she mean by this?
>>27199735
>secretly
>>27199737
Be? Myself. Love? Filly.
>>27199772
I don't know but I do know this:
Rainbow "Blow the Sky Sky High" Dash must be stopped before she strikes again.
Filly wants you to Do the Dew.
>>27199874
Marker is a very prolific artist, releasing three albums in 5 months.
>>27199874
YOU PONIES NEED TO SEED FILLY ON SOMETHING FAST THAN YOUR TOASTERS
Please don't seed the fillies.
>>27199892
its only 4 songs, the other files are just .nfo
>>27199874
What's the best song on Album?
>>27199874
What is this sorted by it's all random
Ponies in the morning
>Twilight, Starlight, and Trixie focus in this week's episode
This one feels like it'll be one of the cuter episodes of the season. I am excite.
>>27199955
I wish I knew, but I don't.
>>27199955
it's the top recent torrents
>>27199960
Ponies in the evening
>>27199960
>>27199960
>>27199977PONIES AT SUPPERTIME?
>>27199968
>1 day three times
>3 days
>2 years
>1 year
>1 week
I thought so at first but it's not. Also not alphabetically, by file size, seeds, leeches, number of files. It's also not relevant to a search.
>>27199934
Track 2
Smug deer is best pony.
Fillies are folly.
>>27199874
yo thingken of filly treats is mad fyre yo
>>27199960
>>27200000
But thats an elf
>>27199659
I'm only mildly bothered that you had that ready to go 3 minutes after the first picture was posted.
>>27199977
from the thumbnail I thought he had his uniform on but the bottom half was pulled down, I mean he's even got the mask part on what the heck
n-not that I wanted to see that
>>27200000
Checked
>>27199985
WHEN PONY PONY'S PONY
YOU CAN HAVE PONY ANYTIME
>>27200018
>>27200000
ok, deers are cool and cute anyway
>>27200014
It's not like it's difficult to find garbage on derpibooru if you know what you're looking for
>>27200000
Deers are pretty cool aren't they
https://derpibooru.org/1047651
what are some fun nonsexual activities you can do with your filly
>>27200021
Thankfully, that's Credenza's Crystal Empire
>>27200021
And that's why the Empress is best.
Under her regime, Pony can, and will, Pony Pony at any time.
>>27200030
Not pony related.
>>27200030
>that anatomy
>>27200044
If it's not pony related then why's it on a pony booru?
>>27200044
>Not pony related.
Unicorns are dumbs
>>27200044
pic related
MLPg need more TFH to add more cuteness to the threads, after all those animal are cuters than the ponies
>>27200063
alpacas are cute.
>>27200060
the free market works
>>27200026
why is bramble so cute and molestable
>>27200060
Economics wasn't really known to ancient humans either. Ancient Rome suffered from inflation as well.
Celestia is the beast meat shield of equestria
>>27200063
>Mods being dummies
how typical
Spike has Rarity, Starlight, and Ember.
How does it feel knowing that a baby dragon has more game than most people on here?
>>27200131
>>27200018
those fillies are so pretty
i wish i was a pretty fillya pretty filly addicted to full grown stallion dick
>>27200161
>>27200113
Is Celestia the best General
>>27200161
>>27200179
pls don't shill your shitty AiE comic here, return to your contaiment thread
>>27200199
Anyone using the word shill doesn't deserve respect.
>>27200199
>>27200199
You're pic related?
>>27199960
>>27200199
{yuo}
>>27200161
That is a really cute little filly
MLPG - Fillies
>>27199960
>tfw I have to get up tomorrow at 8 to get somewhere at 9
>I usually get up at 10:30
I usually work night shifts, so I get home later and sleep in.
>>27200274
what would this place be without fillies?
Which non-canon pony would you want to fuck more? Papyra or Mascara?
>>27200274
This
>>27200285
Red Light
>>27200026
This comic was horrible and didn't happen.
>>27200026
Why didn;t Twilight just float away the hostage? Or order that pony to give the deer, since she's a princess and disobeying her is probably high treason.
>>27200285
>>27200322
Don't even try Anon, it doesn't make any sense anyway.
>>27200297
>Killryde doesn't draw ponies anymore
>>27200322
Katie Cook Twilight is retarded
marry the pony
>>27200325
Wasn't she a lez bean?
>fanficI like updated
>has a few mysteries inside the story
>till now a lot of people have speculated about it in the comment section
>newest chapter suddenly has a shitload of new information
>no one even mentions it
I just wanted to reach new levels of faggotry and speculate about fanfiction
>>27200285
Arrhythmia
>>27200281
the world would be a cold, dark, lonely, meaningless place if fillies didn't exist
>>27200374But Anon, they don't.
>>27200341
I know. It hurts.
His EqG is okay, but I enjoyed his pony more.
>Luna, Limestone, and Gilda all yelling at your dick until you ejaculate
>>27200379i rest my case
>>27200131
I remember what it was like to be an idiot kid with a crush. I bought a girl a necklace, but couldn't into courage to give it to her directly, so I stuck it in an envelope, shouted her name and frisbeed it straight into her neck. Smooth as silk, mother fuckers.
>>27200383
Can't really get into his EqG work. For one I was never a fan of human horses and second his faces irk me in a strange way.
>>27200374
I want to film the dance lesson of those fillies and sell the videos in the deep pony web
>>27200409
>Fillies do ballet - some cry.wmv
>>27200412
NOPE.avi
>>27200409
We need more artists to draw panko pup enjoying tiddies
holy shit ember is hotthat human girl is pretty too
>>27200420
"Anon, I respect that you are adapting to Equestrian custom here, but please put on some pants as you film for your...what was it? Documentary? Who is this documentary for exactly?"
>>27200409
rarity pls. make another photo set of sweetie belle
>>27200447
Her face is surprisingly angular.
I like it.
>>27200447
She kind of looks like a human ember too. Square-ish face and fiery red hair.
>>27200161
this comic is intensely bad
>>27200449
Dance Documentary, now a need all your fillies for a private photo session. That other stallion will make the photo sesion for the colts
>>27200478
You either get good art or a good story.
Can't have both Anon.
>>27200478
Gave up on it when he split a mountain in two.
>>27200478
I'm pretending they're the aliens from Prometheus
>>27200474
ember has cute feet
>>27200490
But you CAN have neither!IDW
>>27200478
Everyone know that, we like the artstyle.
>>27200459
>you will never download terrabytes of foal porn with Rararas
>you will never watch them with her, laughing as you think of all the abuse the children went through
>you will never be busted by the Pony Feds
>you will never be sent to pony jail for life
>>27200441
she looks so content
>>27200478
mama pie sequence was p great
>>27200502
Hoof - hoofsies
Foot - footsies
Paws - ???
Talons - ???
>>27200505
But IDW artstyle is cute and adorable
Fillies are not for sexual.
>>27200459
>some bray
>>27200530
Are you having trouble seeing the obvious trend?
>>27200530
>Pawsies
>20 stitches
>>27200513
What about rarity, she is in prison too?
>>27200513
>>27200532
It's cute in a stretched loony tunes kind of way.
>>27200353
yes
>>27200113
i love the crystal war timeline
i wish i could see more of it
>>27200532
Alright, I have to admit it's not terrible. But it's not great either.
>>27200532
You're not proving your point by using Fosgitt, old chap.
>>27200561
>>27200353
Irrelevant. The best kind of Elephant.
>>27200159
>>27200571
>not even the first couple of pages, in the first comic, they all shove their stupid oc into it
I thought it was retarded back then, and all the comics that came after that supported my opinion.
IDW would make a lot of great page
>>27200593
unf
Sometimes I wonder how many foreigners browse this general.I'm one, by the way.
>>27200593
Sir, may I direct your attention thusly.
>>27199322
>>27200636
Foreign to what?
>>27200636
I know there's like
at least 3 or 4
>>27200648
Non-American, considering this website is America based.
>>27200586
I dunno...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557482/She-elephant-exposes-breasts-goes-stroll-baby.html
Man North Korea is fucked up.
>>>/co/82228768
>>27200666
fuck
how do I link to other boards
>>27200607
I fought my way through the first two story arcs. The facial expressions just finally killed it for me. Every single emotion was the absolute maximum of what could be shown in every context. I could forgive the inside jokes every other panel and more easter eggs per square inch than seasonal aisle in March but the stories were just too uninteresting to make up for the over the top and then nothing at all art.
>>27200666
Sum it up for me father of lies
>>27200676
>>27200666
You can't link to /co/, Satan.You should get 4chan X. It fixes 'dead' posts using the archives.
>>>/co/82228768
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/82228768/
>>27200676
You did it right, it's just that when /mlp/ was made it was blocked from linking directly to /co/ and /b/
And never got unblocked.
You can link to other boards, though.
>>>/a/140736841
>>27200692
Why can't we linnk to /co/? Don't they love us any more
>>27200659
I stand corrected. Holy Mother of God.
>>27200700
Our love can never be
>>27200677
The tunnel part was stupid as hell
>the troll
>that transformer reference
>that other reference with the skull
>somehow, the 6mane hate each other because the story dictate it
>>27200700
Because fans of ponies are too similar to furries.
what are some little-known facts about ponies?
>>27200687
North Korea is fucked up. The people inside North Korea are also fucked up, except more tragically. Read the book.
>>27200692
>>27200698
That's retarded. Like, I feel this is legitimately something to ask a mod about.
>>27200700
Because of the old days. The Bad days. The All or Nothin' days.
Don't look a gift pony in the mouth.
Look her in the butt.
That's the part you care about.
>>27200698
>Sakura gets a sequel
What's the point of continuing series that had alright endings?
>>27200736
>>27200764
It's nowadays trend just like blade runner
>>27200610
i would a princess trixie
>>27200765
I like the idea that ponies are a mild household nuisance in addition to being adorable
>>27200716
Seriously. The worst and final straw for me was Chrysalis. Just look at this bitch's face. I just googled "chrysalis IDW comic" and it's even worse than I remembered.
>>27200656
Does South America count? I know there's a Brazilian guy around.
Hey there, Astro-pone!~
>>27200427
>>27200786
>>27200786
i like the idea that rainbow dash is cutely dumb
>>27200800
Doesn't xierel live in some central or south American shithole?
>>27200827
you mean she'sMOE~
Twilight is_________.
>>27200827
You mean like abiiiimbo?
>>27200828
I think he said he lives in honduras
there's also someone from mexico and I think one or two euros
>>27200827
I think that's already canon.
>>27200842drunk on the twitter
shouldn't it be a "hoofbook" instead of a handbook
>>27200791
Even her "intro" was too edgy. They already establish how evil she was with the wedding episode or how she manage to get ponyville, but why go on and have them kill a village full of kitty, which try to show off how cutezy and pink as possible. And then there is the panel where she kill one in front of the Crusaders, but that leads to nothing.
>>27200864
Rainbow is a brilliant pony.
>>27200857
And I'm the argie.Someone should do a MLPG map.
>>27200827
she's some sort of idiot savant
>>27200856
I can't believe
>>27200885
I think there was one floating around at one point
I think I remember there was an anon from turkey as well
>>27200888
>>27200888
psshh, yeah
with the emphasis on__DIO
>>27200856
i think the heart eye contagion is spreading
>>27200636
Me too, Argentina reporting
>>27200888
But without the savant part.
>>27200636
mostly otakus
>>27200827
She lacks some common sense, but she really isn't dumb as much as just having hard times paying attention and concentrating, as we've seen in testing, testing 1 2 3.
She's shown to be knowledgeable in things that interest her, and she seems to be in a managerial level job when she works with the weather, which hopefully suggests her having a good amount of weather related knowledge.
>>27200918Go to sleep.
>>27200918
Oh neat. What's the climate like over there?
What a cute poner.
>>27200885
>>27200918Smile's Argentina, too, but he only occasionally pops his head in lurking.
All this time I thought everyone else here was from Equestria.
>>27200955
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=zEJo-ncAcaho.kQOplVRQ8zG8&hl=en_US
>>27200928
Yeah. She's the pinnacle of ADHD. That and her inferiority complex masked under a massive bravado kind of make her one of the more interesting ponies.
>>27200913
>>27200975
Do you think Dio went to Equestria when he died?
>>27200955
i prefer to be called "equestrian american" with no hyphen
So smart wise
Twilight>Rarity>Fluttershy>Ponk>Dash>AJ
>>27200947
>What's the climate like over there?
Little cold right now
>>27200932Nah, i'm working in a hospitan in the night turn 0:00 to 7:00. Only urgency, if nothing happen until 01:00 gonna go to sleep in some in the operation room #3. That beed is comfy as fuck
>>27200986
yes he became arainbow in the dark
>>27199827
and before she corrupts any more pets
>>27201004
>screaming pink retard above ANYONE
>>27200842
gapelicious
>>27201004
Fluttershy and rarity should probably switch. Fluttershy is knowledgeable in veterinary practice, but also enough to participate in field study like she did with the breezies.
>>27200692
>and a copy of 1984
What a cheeky git
>>27201010Get someone to cover for you, fuck.
>>27201026
That is kinda debatable. She's good and gentle with all creatures so that could have been the main reason to get her go on the Breezies thing.
Yo ho blow the pone down.
>>27200968
>inferiority complex
That would explain why she got so embarrassed about forgetting hibernation was a thing that she tried to sabotage the place that employs her
>>27201043
Vets themselves aren't that dumb though, and really, all we know about rarity is she can make dresses and run a business, which doesn't have to imply a high level of intelligence.
>>27201010With this weather? I can't barely bathe with this cold and humid climate of ours. I'm glad I'm just an office rat.
Also Argenta a cute.
>>27201038
I dunno about argentina but I have worked in a hospital and have slept on the job
if we're needed we wear like these pager/phone things anyway
>>27201064
She is knowledgeable enough to fit in the high class society without problems though, which I doubt anyone can. Also she knows about other cities and getting around.
As for Fluttershy she's been shown to be at best a caretaker. We've never seen her doing anything complicated that a vet could do. No surgery, no real treatment. When it came to the phoenix she was rather bad at it, even taking in consideration that Philamena was just fucking around with her.
>>27201068
>>27201084Las salas quirúrgicas tienen termostato, no hay nada de frio ahi.
The operation room have thermostat for every room, no cold here
>>27201093
Even if Fluttershy did know surgical procedures, it would be a last last resort for her
I have made a little room for the fillies for when they get here, it has a water bowl and everything.
>>27201127
Which she probably doesn't. I honestly doubt she went to a real vet school.
Honestly she doesn't even need a lot of vet knowledge since she can just talk with the animals and find instantly what's wrong. The most complex thing she had done so far is bandage a leg.
>>27201129
Fillies are not dogs.
>>27201017
for what,
ad: nice dit m8
>>27201093
>>27201127
Everyone knows the best treatment for a sick animal is to break into government buildings
>>27201143
We'll she is sort of a biologist as well. She knows a lot about animals
>>27201147
What about orphan fillies raised by diamond dogs?
>>27201159
"B-but I don't know anything about animals..."
-Fluttershy
>"I enjoy being treated like a dog and Anon is a great owner."
-Filly
>>27201162
They're mercenaries, then.
And sometimes they wear silly hoodies.
>>27201159
Farmers also know a lot about animals. It comes with time doing that.
Really she hasn't displayed any advanced knowledge about anything, just basic stuff.
She didn't even recognize a phoenix despite animals being the only thing she's knowledgeable in. If anything not recognizing the bird species, what kind of disease it has and still trying to treat it showed a huge lack of judgement and is something that anyone that knows a lot about animals wouldn't do.
>>27201181
Nah, those hoodies need to be more sillies for the fillies
>>27200636
>>27200905
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1397901
>>27201147
Ponies are cats.
Pony loves you.
Try to guess the surprise MLPg
>>27201207
Show pony my love by putting my love stick into his boypussy
>>27201207
Ew gross, she's all a pony and shit.
>>27201211
It's dicks, right? It's always dicks with you.
>>27201191
It was a pretty rare bird with a pretty rare condition, but yes, any action she took could've just made him worse since she didn't know anything about him
>>27201211
Oh man, I sure hope a blindfold is involved!
>>27201240
I'm pretty sure dying isn't a rare condition.
>>27201200
That pony looks like it's about to tear someone's neck off desu senpai
>>27201211
>No Dash or Rarity
If they aren't going neither am I.
What's the point of a sleepover without weird girl talk or practicing for your boyfriends?
>>27201264
they were having their own private sleepover
>>27201249
Your waifu is dying. With just the information I have you, treat her.
>>27201211
Is ittheir dicks?
>>27201291
Okay
I go to a pastel cartoon pony medical expert.
>you will never sneak into pony's house and cuddle her at night
>>27201308
uh that's really creepy and wrong
>>27201308
>>27201297
to find out the specific condition she is dying from
Checkmate
I really want to give Fluttershy a massage and hear her coo when I release a bit of built up tension.
What is wrong with me
>>27201319
Well, a better comparison would have been your waifu is old and now at the end of the pony lifespan and she's dying.
I don't treat her because how are you going to treat that.
Pinkie Pie tell 'em
Hush little filly don't say a word.
I don't know anything about no age of consent law.
Lalalalalalala.
I didn't give you my real name.
>>27201321
Nothing
>>27201330
>"You're all fucking retarded."
You catch pony eating straight out of the peanut butter jar again.
>>27201347
Punish pony by feeding her nothing but peanut butter.
>>27201347
>>27201357
pony doesn't seem to mind all that much
>>27201328
true, but Celestia shouldn't have brought that guy anywhere
>>27201368
It was a nice party for her Anon. nothing official or important. Maybe Fluttershy should also not bring Angel to her picnics.
Trump win all five states lads
Which means my meme special is in effect and you may order crystal purity memes from me half off for the next 24 hours
Here's a free sample
https://youtu.be/h5QplcxtGfk
>>27201211
>Sunset
Ordered
>>27201384
I can't wait for the upcoming nuclear apocalypse.
I hope there are ponies in hell.
>>27201384
>https://youtu.be/h5QplcxtGfk
I laughed like the retarded meme loving fuck I am.
>>27201283
>ywn have Rarity do your make up
>ywn have Rarity convince you and Dash to wear cute clothes and make out
>>27201384
nicely memed
>>27201392
How about a Shadowbolts comic?
>>27201394
isn't cruz wanting war with russia? seems more like trump will remove import bans from russia
>>27201439
There's a reason that everyone's saying there are no good presidential candidates. They're all awful.
>>27201447
anything but hillary honestly
>>27201421
I think eqgshit is enough.
>>27201447
Not an American, but from what I have seen from debates Trump is the least awful.
And seeing how your other opinion is Hillary, I honestly don't think there's even a choice.
The ponies are politely asking that /pol/ leave.
>>27201384
>That's for niggas
>>27201458
Yeah, neither.
>>27201496
wow this is some late stage cuckery
Pony shared her political opinion with you
>>27201550
Yell louder than pony automatically making me right.
There's a power outage from the storm, and instead of sleeping like the heavens demanded, I'm using the last 10% of my phone to shitpost on MLPG.
Is it possible to sink further or have I hit the fabled rock bottom?
>>27201519
>cuckery
you have no idea what that means
>>27201571
You can contemplate that after your phone ditches you
>>27201571
>>27201571
You made the right choice, Anon!
>>27201591
He's just suggesting that the man wants to fuck his own daughter like god intended.
YOU'RE FUCKING UNICORN MALE
>>27201609
Am not. I asked her before we started.
>>27201643
As usual. Earth ponies horsing out because the superior unicorns are better
>>27201651
That's OOC and you know it. Maybe Dash would kick over the table, but not AJ
>>27201643
Literally worst mares in one room. Gas them both
>>27201609
Don't talk to me or my horsewife's foal ever again.
>>27201661
As usual. Peagsuses horsing out because the superior unicorns are better
>>27201661
she had no problem breaking that vase
>>27201671
That didn't hit anyone
dash sat in your pizza while you were out
>>27201671
man fuck that vase
>>27201643
>>27201701
That's without Alicorn magic too.
>>27201701
I like to think Twilight had to run around and poke each tree with her magic before that, it took like an hour.
>>27201701
mud pony suicide on watch
>>27201701
That beats the hell out of bucking hundreds of tree's.
>>27199137
611 has me laughing. it's like they're trying to tell us something.
>>27201728
She probably couldn't grow the trees though
>>27201750
holy shit i just noticed that, there is no way its real.
>>27201728
>>27201763
Maybe we'll see it's not as easy as we've thought in Applejack's "Day" Off.
>>27201750
why dont the parents just buy him another house?
How much incestuous porn will be created after flutter brutter airs?
>>27201790
this is going to be great
>>27201750
I should move in with Fluttershy?
>>27201790
>her brother is a worthless deadbeat
figures
really
>>27201842
>you will never freeload off of fluttershy and impose nightly cuddles at her expense until she finally snaps, relapses onto iron bull fluttermode and tells the worthless garbage like you to buck off
>>27201864
>buck off
fuck off pisslord
>>27201864
>Nah
>What?
>Nah, see I'm an asshole, you're a little pony. You can't MAKE me leave you can only yell at me.
>>27201864
And then she gets extra cuddled.
>>27201868
>current year
>still getting ass blasted at that
^:)
>>27201790
i was thinking the only way this could be ruined is if the brother is short and fat or annoying voice but that will not stop the porn
can you image the outrage if they made him full brony neckbeard with fedora,bad facial hair, out of shape, cargo shorts, meme cutiemark.
>>27201885
>^:)
>not (^:
(^:
>>27201868
autism
Are we finally going to get a GOOD Fluttershy episode?
>>27201891
They'd make porn still.
It would just be the "humiliate the cute girl while fucking her like an animal" type.
>>27201913
Hurricane whatsitsface was a good whatitsface episode.
>>27201913
>fluttershy stand up for herself
>again
Yes dude is going to be so good!
>>27201913
I liked dragonshy. I even have the edit where someone actually put horse vaginas anytime a pony's backside is on screen for the entire fucking episode
>>27201933
is the style of horse vagina any good
>>27201421
is there one?
>>27201947
It actually looks like a "show accurate" vag. It's impressive.
>>27201964
>Show accurate vag
I never want to hear that again.
>>27201868
*facepaw*
BACK THE BUCK OFF?!?!?!?!
>>27201961
I don't think they've showed up in the comics yet, but it would be nice to see.
>>27202004
Awww yiss!!~
this sir just got 20% madder!! /)^3^(\
>>27202034
+1
/)
>>27201988
show
accurate
vag
>>27202025
>comics
>EqG
It's like puke on pile of shat.
>>27201933
even the fillies?
https://youtu.be/uieM18rZdHY
>>27202072
hey this is pretty cool
>>27202063
Yes. No pony was spared. I really hope I can find it tomorrow. I'd love to share the vid if you haven't seen it. I thought it was a well known thing...I believe there are 2 in existence. One is dragonshy, and the other is the cutie mark disease one I think?...something that at least included the CMC
>>27202081
Its a cool idea but I doubt I will like it. My standards for horse vaginas are very high.
>>27202079
DONT CALL ME STAR FOX
Is Fluttershy's brother a huge NEET?
>>27199161
>>27202114
I don't like the implications here, it means if you get the wrong type of special talent it wont be enough to make a living off of.
Shouldn't he be able to just make a cloud mansion any where he wants anyways.
>>27202144
Shouldn't you be able to draw anything you want anyways?
>>27202144
>it means if you get the wrong type of special talent it wont be enough to make a living off of.
Alternatively he is just unimaginably lazy.
>>27201789
too bad celestia doenst want to share any of her immense wealth with the super heroes of equestria.
fluttershy would easily be able to afford to buy everyone in here family a house
>>27199161
>I've broken my cup. It had pic related on it.
Aw, that sucks.
>>27202161
what if his cutiemark was apples? there is no way his business could compete with the apple family who runs all competition out of town and they only hire within the family.
beb already?
>>27202241
It's Wednesday morning, so yes.
>>27202241
>>27202247
wake the hell up, jerks
I just got here
Man, fuck ponies
The should have a mystery-off.Where the mystery is which team can pleasure the other better
Can I have the fillies back if I promise to keep my hands to myself?
>>27202257
That's not a mystery, that's just sex.
>NEETs not welcome in equestria
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27202293
get a job, anon
>>27202302
no one will hire a manlet with no experience
>>27202312
>in before that anon tell him to get connection, volunteer, or go back a university and make him get into debt
>>27202312
make some friends and get them to refer you
or did you expect to make it to Equestria without any friends as well?
>>27202317
Yeah, fuck self-improvement!
Let's all just stay home and be broken english shitposters!
Defeatism all the way!
>>27202319
my plan has always been to destroy all human competition and then smash the portal.
>>27202328
how do I pay for university if I have no job
I havent gone to college in 4 years
Filly activated your almonds for you.
>>27202337
thank you, filly
would you accept a pat on the head as a tip
>>27202328
Yeah! Lets shitpost the obvious!
Newsflash, unless he is rich, he is fucking screw. Nepotism rules the work place and he is better off begging his distant cousin to get a job than to go to a university that will make him get into debt.
>>27202343
Hey, off topic here, but would you mind telling me where you're from?
I've never seen such a consistently weird language quirk and I'm wondering if you're just from somewhere that doesn't tend to access english speaking communities online or if it's legitimate brain damage or what.No offence intended if you're actually neurodivergent, I'm just curious.
>>27202338
You can't just pat the fillies all willy nilly Anon, you'll encourage other fillies to try and get head pats.
>>27202363
I don't understand why that's a problem.
Fillies who are willing to apply themselves and excel should be rewarded.
>>27202356
I have a question for you: why the fuck do you care? You seem to be more concern about being a shitposting nazi than being on topic. The instance someone make a post you hate, you would rather use ad hominem instead of staying on topic, faggot.
>>27202373
I care because I'm genuinely interested. You stand out because you so often seem to be posting with malicious intent, so I wanted to learn more about you in hopes of understanding where you're coming from.
But "On topic" (none of this is on topic whatsoever), if I recall, you're the one that butted in to the conversation.Just for future reference, it's not ad hominem if it's not part of an attempt to refute your argument. Good attempt at buzzword use, though, that very well might apply the next time you try it!
I've always admired horses but I started to like them sexually when I was around 8 or 9 I think. I remember driving past a horse pasture on the way to my cabin and with the swish of a tail I got a fleeting glimpse of a beautiful mare rear. A few years down the line I remember planning to sneak out of my cabin and walk the mile or so to the nearest horse to try and do stuff with it. Im glad I never went through with it because I had no idea how to express my feelings and I probably would have gotten hurt.
Now that I'm older (early 20s) I live in a rural area and have been able to experiment some. My first experience was just sneaking into a secluded pasture and fingering a mare. She was super wet and into it for me being a complete stranger. Ill never forget how hot and juicy she was. Then maybe a little less than a year later I went out to a different pasture with the plans of eating out a mare. This one was much more skittish but after an hour of my presence she relaxed a bit. I washed her up with some water and a rag and went to town. It was absolutely incredible. The taste of mare is simply intoxicating. Very mild, earthy, and sweet. However, I didn't do a good job cleaning her and got super sick for the following two days. Lots of puking and shitting. Lesson learned.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sexwithhorses/comments/40cnh4/whenhow_did_you_realize_you_were_into_horses_how/cyx4sum
>>27202388
>Just for future reference, it's not ad hominem if it's not part of an attempt to refute your argument. Good attempt at buzzword use, though, that very well might apply the next time you try it!
>>27202343
>Let's all just stay home and be broken english shitposters!
Stop being retarded
Could you 2 at least include pictures of cute ponies to go with your shitposting?
>>27202401
>Stop being retarded
Ha, good one. I wouldn't have thought you had a firm grasp of irony but you showed me.
>>27202413
why the hell would I do that
>>27202413
Here you go
>>27202417
And it seem you prefer to remain as shitposting grammar nazi
>>27202432
But really, I've written off this discussion. You can call it a win if you like to keep score. Would you mind answering the question?
Or are you actually posting with malicious intent just to make a mess of things?
>>27202425
Looking foward to the upcoming Hearth's Warming episode, with lots of Twilight-on-Starlight action.
They're going to get super fucking comfy in Twi's castle with blankets and hot coco and shit.
>>27202443
Synopsis kinda reminds me of this comic this one was pretty good too
>>27202439
And does it really matter in the end? I'm more curious about you and how you instantly decided to shitpost someone when someone doesn't use your vision of the perfect English grammar. Did that person with poor grammar rape your dog or something?
>>27202472
Yes.
You (or someone who happened to share your unique habit) hurt me long ago. I've carried the grudge ever since. If you're not that person and you can explain why you are the way that you are, I'd happily lay off.
It's not about "perfect English grammar"
it's about revenge
>>27202480
Because this is 4chan and you need to learn that you shouldn't take everything in this site so seriously? Some anons are assholes and some anons are kind. I don't know what the fuck this person did to you, but having a grudge over in the internet is pretty stupid.
Pony means business!
>>27200636
I'm an an auscunt, so I guess that counts for something.
>>27202498
woah, spike she's your mom!
>>27202502
Slave owners do not count as moms.
>>27202501
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic/Dragon-Lord-Torch/
http://www.mattcowlrick.com/about/
huh.
>>27202480
I just came into this thread and I can tell you're a massive retard. Please stop being a spiteful idiot.
>>27202500
PONY IS FIRED
>>27202517
Never
>>27202518
I hire pony instead, recognizing her talent but also keeping her on a short leash until she's proven herself.
A literal short leash.
>>27202480
I admire your honesty and self-awareness. Good luck with anonymously humiliating the anonymous person who hurt you.
cute
dashing
handsome
finally has a good episode
things are looking up for spike
Would you snoot her boople.
>>27202555
Who cares about Spike? I want to fuck Ember.
what do you think pinkie does with her whipped cream
>>27202536
pony isn't particularly good at anything
her short leash doesn't reach the bed so she can't lie about all day
she mostly just whines all day
>>27202566
Sleepovers and male strippers
Good night, molpag.
>>27202566CREAMYENEMAS
>>27202566
Inhales the Nitrous Oxide.
>>27202576
OH YEAH?
WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT
>>27202562
You accidently stepped on pony
>>27201361
i want to put peanut butter on myhandand have that filly lick it off
also on my balls
>>27202593
I told pony she should have shrank me down so we were at a reasonable scale to each other
rainbow dash?
more like rainbow_____
>>27202597
Rainbow Cash?
>>27202613
Ausmoney looks pretty desu
>>27202597
darling
>>27202613
Bloody hoof-fulls!
>>27202616
We're actually replacing it with updated banknote designs at the end of the year.
Look at this fukkin' future-cash holy shit.
>>27202612h o e
>>27202624
i like that clear part
what do you guys think about freedom dollars
>>27202633
>$2 banknote
>>27202635
>Not knowing about the troll bill the government made to troll cashiers,
Pony want her money back
>had general life problems and PC issues
>missed general for almost a week
>spent about 3 hours going through a week's worth of generals
I think I might have a problem.
>>27202649
You have to let go it's not worth it
>>27202649
you absolutely do
this is coming from someone who also has a problem
I don't think there's a solution
>>27202649
>>27202656
shh its okay
>>27202656
Lewd loli Gloomy scares me...
>>27202657let me die already
>>27202656
>>27202663
I like her and we need more of her. But without the huge tits. I like tits, but lolis should be lolis.
>>27202649
If you care about browsing the general so much, why not make some friends from it so you can branch out?
>>27202668
I miss giantess gloomy
lolis aren't nearly as cozy or cuddlable
>>27202656
Look at this assortment of sluts.
>>27202672
>>27202626I enjoy the company of sluts
>>27202675
You do like your mother a lot.
>>27202668
fuck, can't find the full version anywhere. anyone have it?
>>27202635
>banknote
is that yuro for dollar or bill?
>>27202683
No, but the archive does
the archive always does
http://imgur.com/UdqP6D0
>>27202649
I haven't done that since 2011, I had to just accept keeping up with the linkboard would keep me up to date enough. Most of the art I missed out on would end up uploaded somewhere else. I'm still here quite a lot these days but it will never be like it was back then for me.
>>27202655
>>27202656
I'm pretty okay with it, I guess. It was just nice to finally get some free time to browse generals and play vidya.
>>27202691
I actually just got back into the general since the end of season 5. I usually skip it during hiatuses but I just stuck around having fun. Also I guess I do like making sure I see art. I don't go to any other sites for this.
>>27202669
>why not make some friends
>hind leg socks
>>27202664
were all gonna make it bro
>>27202697
An easy way to make friends is to find things that you both enjoy. You like ponies, we like ponies!
And you play vidya, so what vidya do you play? Find some overlap and share.
>>27202707
Piss off, Celestia. Just because you're super pretty and stuff doesn't mean things will work out just because you want them to.
>>27202705
what about 'em?
>>27202721
actually, that's exactly what being super pretty means
>>27202721
Oh no, it takes work. Sometimes things fall through or feelings get hurt. But that's inherent in any risk. The question is if you want friends enough. Remember, other people want friends too.
>>27202726
what is it like growing up with a hot mom
>>27202729
equal parts loving devotion and uncomfortable boners
>>27202726I know
>>27202727
Other people aren't me, ergo they're actually worth befriending.
>>27202707
>An easy way to make friends is to find things that you both enjoy.
Got it.
I'll go around town with a double dildo and ask random people if they want to go ass-2-ass on it.
>>27202735
maybe the first friends you need to make was with you all alongit's youmake friends with yourself
>>27202738
this is the opposite of making friends
>>27202738
Spray and pray. Eventually, someone will say yes, unless you get put in jail first. But then you can get jail friends!
>>27202738
>Anonymous has slain one Orc and made three friends.
>Also earned a healing surge and 400 gold.
>>27202735
But other people could say the same thing. That's why people make friends, to have someone different to support each other and make good times.
>>27202656
why is marker so big
why is gloomy so lewd
why is junior socute
>>27202729
>back in highschool, friends would say my mom was a milf
>I didn't see it to be honest
>The idea of liking her in such a way is just plain wrong and gross
Don't know what they saw in my mom. She's been petite all her life and even though she's in her late 60's she still runs 5 miles every weekend.
Maybe they found short athletic women hot. I sure as hell wish I got the athletic genes. I can't see myself running more than a mile if I absolutely had to.
>>27202749
Because MSOB is a shit artist?
>>27202755
>the athletic genes
just make them yourself my dude
go for a walk
but faster
and keep going for longer and longer distances
get some booty shorts too
>>27202757
first of all
rude
>>27202740
That's asinine.
>>27202748
>But other people could say the same thing
Well they're wrong. They're not me so by default they have at least a small chance of making good connections with others.
>>27202740
>this is the opposite of making friends
Fine then.
I'll keep the double donger all to myself.
Fold it over and jam both ends in at the same time.
>>27202733
the first can be applied to the second...
>>27202761
>first of all
>rude
Sorry if he is a talentless hack that copy pastes things on his"art" like CRD used to do.
what would be the most awkward situation for celestia to pop in on
Celestia is not motherly.
She doesn't even have a foal of her own.
>>27202765
Making connections is a skill. It takes work, failure, and practice. I've made bad connections, broken friendships, and befriended people that I later find out I shouldn't have. Until you are willing to see your potential and learn, you won't have good connections.
>>27202773
She's thousands of years old. So, nothing. Even you jacking off.
>>27202774
motherly != literal mother
>>27202773
at a con that Nicole's at
could you imagine dude
like
which one's the real celestia
it would be so confusing
>>27202774
she is the allmother
all ponies are her foalseven the slutty ones
especially the slutty ones
>>27202773I own a pair of pink high heels I like to wear sometime and strut around in my room.
>>27202773
Twilight just staring at a picture of her,
Not even noticing her in the room.
No sexual things going on.
No embellishments
Just Twilight, staring at a picture of Celestia,.
>>27202773
sex with Luna?
>>27202788
Does it make you feel fabulous?
>>27202780
>Until you are willing to see your potential and learn
I have. It's nonexistent, that much I've learned over all these years. I'm content to merely live on my own. Also suddenly everyone is momlestia.
>>27202790
sex withnone of the princesses you fucking heathen
Ha Twilight Velvet ever been able to be with her daughter?
>>27202791yesI wear them with some pink fishnet stockings toobuying shit off the internet is fun.
>>27202789
twi's crush on celestia is very cute and kinda hot
>>27202805
But Celestia is like a grandma.
>>27202809
more like grande mom
>>27202792
If you were content, you wouldn't desire to have friends. You wouldn't respond in the way you do. And it is existent, you just wish you already had it.
>>27202809
she's a hot goddess
granny smith is more like a grandma
>>27202819
Go fuck off back into the /trash/...
>>27202805
>>27202832
At least give us the decency of taking your name off if you want to be a bother?
treehugger, draped over trixie's back like a shawl: "quit gettin mad about friendship"
trixie, struggling to hold her weight: "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM"
and then treehugger muffles her complaining with a smooch.
>>27202826
>>27202820
Fair enough, I suppose content wasn't the right word. More like settled. Either way it doesn't matter.
>>27202824
nah, you can go there
>>27202839
>and then treehugger muffles her complaining with her cooch
>>27202197
>what if his cutiemark was apples?
He would probably be hired at Sweet Apple Acres.
>>27202848
>This kills the Trixie.
WPSHH the Trixie
>>27202851Treehugger'snaturally formedpube dreadlocks
>>27202854
I am disturbed but curious.
>>27202844
Again, if it didn't matter, you wouldn't feel so bad. If there was a button right in front of you that instantly gave you the friends you want, you would press it. I would too. The dissonance is wanting something but not having it.
Any mindset, good or bad, is a combination of brain chemicals, attitude, environment, and habits. Some of it you can't control, some of it you can. There's no absolute guarantee that trying will give you what you want, but not trying will never get it.
It's okay to be frustrated. It's okay to feel bad. It's normal. You can go through the emotions to get it out. And it will probably come back. But deep down, you want something different. You want friendship. To share your life with others and have them share unto you. The good and bad.
Having friends won't solve all your problems. And thinking they will is unfair to them. But you've lived a life without them. Don't lie to yourself.
I want to taste Flutter Brutter's nutter butter.
>>27202826
it's totally normal to have pictures of princess celestia around your house, right?
>>27202852
DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
>>27202842
oh my god
i think i made that long ago
i can tell because of the roflbot
no one makes image macros anymore
>>27202874
Contain your cocklust my dude
We don't even know what he looks like
>>27202877
Twist is cute
CUTE
>>27202870
why doesn't twilight have the princess shoes
>>27202886
all the times i said i liked fillies i whispered "except one"
twist was that one
>>27202892
now none of the fillies like you
you could have had it all
>>27202889
She's only a stage 1 princess. She will have to ascend a second time to earn her regalia.
>"Hey Celestia whatchya watchi-"
>Anon halts dead in his tracks just behind Celestia's shoulder.
>On the laptop screen is a blurry hand-cam of an anon tied to a chair, a bag over his head.
>It's titled "Human w/ HUGE loneliness forced friendship XXX"
>A pony comes up and hugs the bound human.
>Celestia slowly turns around to face anon, a blank expression on her face.
>>27202903
>some hug
>>27202903
>>27202904
>>27202903
>celestia masturbating furiously while watching videos of fully dressed people hugging and having casual conversations
Which of the Supergiant games would Twilight like the most?
>>27202916
i want to have sex with strongfilly
>>27202923
Do you think her vaginal muscles would crush your dick into a thin, white paste?
>>27202839
>>27202930
lewd
>>27202929
i can only hope
i'd also want her to crush my face between her buttcheeks while i ate out her fillyhole
So when's the next comic out?
>>27202923
>>27202929
>>27202940
What's up with you guys and wanting to rail fillies.
>>27202950
They're cute and female
Why wouldn't I want to bang them
Lack
of
Pony
>>27202954
they're children though, and that's messed up
>>27202965
are you trying to tell me that it'sL I T T L E P O N Y
>>27202950
fillies love sex and they're very sexual and horny little ponies
don't you want to give them squeaky orgasms and cum inside their various holes?
>>27202967
why?
they're fictional characters
let us have this one harmless fantasy
>>27202967
Even better, than means I can't get them pregnant
>It's a Starlightrixietwilight episode
>>27202968
>
It's okay if I don't have other friends.
Celestia is the only friend I need.
She is my friend right?
>>27202978
I bet it's going to end with a group hug.
>Today is National Tell a Story Day
>>27202994
awww
I want Derpy to tell me a storywill you tell me a story
>>27203008
Once, there was an ugly Anon. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>27202948
As in official pony comics? Friends Forever #28 featuring Luna and the CMC should be out next week.
>>27203010
But how can Anon kill everyone with his ugliness if he never leaves his room?
>>27203012
Nice. what about #42?
The pony races around the corner straight into a wall. She falls back onto her rump, crying out in hurt surprise. She rubs her nose with her hoof, and blinks up through tears to see that it's a dead end. There's no way out. Behind her, footfalls of the lusty anon are drawing closer. Panicking, pony tries desperately to scrabble up the sheer surface, but slides down after only a few inches.
>>27203015
No date on iTunes yet, so likely in the 2nd half of May.
>>27203019
>"has the autopsy revealed the cause of death, doctor?"
>"yes, I believe it has. This filly's stomach, anus, vagina, lungs, intestines, kidneys and pancreas are all clogged up with semen."
>"looks like she stumbled across a pack of anons by accident then."
>"indeed. What a terrifying way to go."
i love him
>>27203038
>>27203019
And then Anonhugs her and takes her home
Forgotten pony
diamond tiara did nothing wrong
>>27203075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myi6ABZ0N5g&t=3m40s
who do you think cap's favorite pony would be
>>27203094
Applejack or Rarity obviously
>>27203098
i am now imagining rarity watching the movie and lusting after evan's human dick
How many more siblings do you think the main cast will get before this show ends?
>>27203102
All that's left now to get any siblings is Dash, so one at most I think.
Which of the mane six has the highest body count?
>>27203091
my kind of gal
>>27203140
Fluttershy.
A pony could kill you and your entire family if she wanted.
>>27203119
Speculations on FS's brother?
Will he be a colt? A stallion? Will he be a pathetic loser like his sister, an alpha male, or somewhere in between? How big will his cock be?
>>27203158
jeez...
A pony could be your entire familyand whatever else that touches you.
>>27203096
Sweet tea belle.
Sweet tea belle.
>>27203174
Sweaty balls.
Sweaty balls.
>>27203168
I hope he's a younger brother regardless of how his personality is. The show already has explored the big brother little sister dynamic, I'd like to see them explore the big sister younger brother dynamic as well.
>>27203189
I hope for a change we see a teen pony instead of the same fucking body type to represent "this pony is younger than the adult ponies"
>>27203204
when did that happen?
>>27203212
What?
The ponies in MLP are either adult, or filly. Then you have Granny Smith or the occasional one-shot. But with minor ponies the body type is always the same.
>>27203206
But can that colt hack the mainframe?
>>27203217
I don't know
>>27202656
I can't even save this because the Marker doesn't fit my headcanon
>>27202755
>>27202761
nobby is actually 100% right for once. You don't know how easy running gets after a while
>>27203243
Literally everything gets easier when you build an habit.
>>27202656
>>27202657
What's this? Fuck damn I've missed some stuff in my MLPG hiatus.
I'm not gay but Shining Armor is very sexy
>>27203272
I forgot the las>>27203256
yeah but like you don't have to be genetically disposed to running to like it you know
I menan
>>27203272hes a good horse
>>27203287
DUDE
I SHOULD DRAW LIKE
A BIGASS 18" x 24" CHARCOAL TREEHEAD
YEAHHH
AND SHELL BE ALL
GESTUREY
>>27203256
I mean physically easier. Like your lungs get more efficient, etc.
>>27203296
At least try to get her horsiness right. It was such an awkward anthro pose
>>27203299
other added benefits are being able to attract and impress mates
simply perform full sprint suicides in front of a group of girls and watch them throw themselves at your feet
100% guaranteed
they're trying to steal your gains
be warned
>>27203308
I don't have gains to steal.
>>27203308
fapping steals your gains
>>27203304
You have to run with your arms stretched behind your back for extra efficiency
>>27203328
>arms behind your back
But how will I reach out and touch the ground when I'm doing suicides?
>>27203335
That's the hard part, get creative
I'm not telling my one secret trick
pony tushies
let the ponies hit the floor
>>27203374
>>27203397
>>27203397
>>27203397
Got everything done for the morning?
>>27202869
That image just made me think of the 'You'll bring honor to us all' song from Mulan.
>>27202877
>blue Scoots
Unf.
>>27203422
Derp. I meant this one.
>>27202870
>>27199737
Loli
>>27200000
mother fucking checked