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>filly

I was so scared

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>colt

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>filly

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rip in piss mlpg

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You don't even know how much I want to post >filly

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Deploying emergency marshmallow mare

All order and unfing shall be restored

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>>27189241
Is she your fav?

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>>27189243
Best pony time?

>>27189241
>>27189253
Did you know?

It's possible to pick up a filly using the 'bowling ball' grip underneath their tail. Try it sometime; fillies love it!

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>>27189261
In situations like this, Rarity always makes things better.

It's best pony time, fellow Rari-worshipper

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>>27189299
Praise the white pone

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>>27189218
Someday, MLPG will die for real.

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>>27189313
Yes
Lavish Rarara with love

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You are but one!

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My marshmallows have gone sour.
Wat do?

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>Sunset Shimmer will never give you a "sleepover surprise"

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guys plesae do not kill the horses

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>>27189334
Have her sit down on some candy. That should sweeten her up.

>>27189337
Is the surprise sleep sex?

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>>27189334
Hug it anyway

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>>27189325

>>27189218
Don't worry, I'll be your Isaac for tonight.

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>>27189359
Damn right it does

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>>27189346
>>27189358
She's adorable.

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What if

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>>27189359
swoooosh

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Guys Rarity is great and all, but why don't we talk about better ponies like pic related?

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>get transported to Equestria
>ponies are clamouring around me, being inquisitive and poking and stuff
>Twilight comes along and after some time with me explaining what exactly I am, asks to analyze me etc for scientific purposes
>spend a few days with her, she learns much about human culture , what we are, how we think etc
>we both discover humans and ponies think quite alike, except ponies are generally far more innately altruistic than humans
>we get really close and happy in each other's company, I notice
>she even prepares me a room at her castle as a guest of honor
>I meet her friends and stuff and it's cool, they think I'm a curiosity that Twilight will enjoy as a friend, but they keep me at arm's length as do most other ponies
>eventually she asks about other humans, such as differing physical characteristics when I mention that outside of eye shape, color, hair style and sometimes snout, most ponies look very similar to us
>she asks me if I would be considered a good example of humanity
>I laugh and look at my skinnyfat pudgy body and say "Not really."
>she leaves it at that
>one day I pluck up the courage to ask her to cast a perfection spell on me so I can show her what a real human would look like
>she reluctantly does so when she sees my pleas, as I want to look good for Twilight... for science of course and because maybe if I looked perfect other ponies might like me
>after the shining white light disspiates and I can see again, she takes me to a mirror
>I blink in shock a few times when I see myself
>"I... look exactly the same?"
>"That's because you ARE perfect, Anon. You're perfect to me."

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>>27189422

TOO FAST

>>27189445
What is this autism

>>27189445
fuck off

>>27189467
>>27189468
>silly greentext stories aren't allowed on MLPG anymore
The fuck happened to this place

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>>27189443
Never.

>>27189475
Teen Applebloom happened

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>>27189465

>>27189422

Stains of time started to play in my head when I watched this

>>27189475
It was kinda gay.

Fillies are very dangerous creatures.

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>>27189445
>one day I pluck up the courage to ask her to cast a perfection spell on me so I can show her what a real human would look like
>she reluctantly does so when she sees my pleas, as I want to look good for Twilight... for science of course and because maybe if I looked perfect other ponies might like me
>after the shining white light disspiates she takes me to a mirror
>I try to blink in shock but I can't
>"Why am I a cactus?"
>"Because I'm a masochist, Anon. Now you're perfect for me. So huggable!"

>>27189475
fuck off

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>>27189493

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>>27189515

>>27189515
this is just as autistic

>>27189445
The truth is, she beefed the spell and didn't want to admit it

>>27189536
*i'm just as autistic
ftfy

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>>27189445

>>27189475
drawfags happened
nowadays any """contribution""" that doesn't involve blogposting with a name on is frowned upon

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think of the ponies
THINK OF THEM

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>>27189591

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>>27189591

TOO LATE

>>27189601
thingken of Wonderbolts

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>>27189591
ok

>>27189591
I have ponies on the brain!

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>>27189610

>relaxing in the park with ponies
>fillies and colts running around giggling
>mares and stallions walking about or resting on benches
>hear a horse sound
>incoming out of control pegasus

>Once upon a time Fluttershy noticed Twilight spending all her free time with her cactus.
>Fluttershy is a kind and understanding pony, so she didn't judge her or anything.
>She congratulated them on their anniversary and gave them the best gift she could think of.
>She moved an anthill to the cactus' flowerpot.

>>27189475
newfags

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>>27189591
Ponies never think of me, though.

>>27189649
You don't know that.

>>27189649
Ponies have better things to think about.

>>27189488
I still have no idea what that "teenfeels" drama was about since I took a break at that time and no one seems to be willing to explain it.

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Think of the fillies instead.

>>27189673
last time I thought of fillies I got a warning from the pony police

>>27189672
I think it was about arguing over whether or not it was okay to lewd

>>27189684
Was the officer a filly?

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>walk up behind Rarity in the marketplace
>Wpshhh!
>She stops, then, without looking at you, starts talking.
>"Let me make one thing perfectly clear, Mr. Anonymous. And you had better listen as I'm only going to warn you once."
>"If you ever start something with me..." She pokes your chest with her hoof. "...I will never stop. Ever."
>You look around awkwardly as she stares you down
>"I will ram my hips down onto yours until I've crushed them to dust, then keep going. I don't care how much you scream, cry, pinch, bite, squeeze, punch, or pull, I will subject you to the roughest of any sexual fantasy I have ever conceived prior to your enslavement. You will know pain and pleasure both."
>She shoves on you, pushing you over. "And don't you think for a split second I can't keep up with you 'humans'. I can last days if I want. You will be a smudgy puddle of goop beneath my hooves." She leans down to get face level with you.
>"Have I made myself clear?"

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>>27189672
I remember when they got really gay.
I had so many guilty faps to those.

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>>27189701
yes and she insisted I call her "officer" filly
I said, fat chance filly

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Big blue bouncy bubble butts

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>>27189711
Now this is better.

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>>27189711
I would almost immediately spank her ass again

>>27189633
>>27189634
>>27189711
can you not roleplay

>>27189711
Y-Yes ma'am

>>27189712

I'd fuck a Sweetie Trap something hard.

>>27189712
>>27189777
sounds like I have to draw something

>>27189823

Trappy Sweetie Belle being lewd as fuck.

Human or pone. I don't care

>>27189823
Pony please

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>>27189591
oh no

now shes pregnant

>>27189777
Yup. I'd break my dick off into that too.
https://derpibooru.org/548516

>>27189823
>>27189832
Please have his Scooteroll friend there too.

>>27189845

I bet he makes the cutest noises when getting railed

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>W-watch out!

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>>27189875
Oddly enough he seems straight. Or at least a switch.

>>27189973
look at that filly and her tiny hooves. fillyshy a qt

>>27190143
Where are her princess flappers?

>>27190183
I really like his mane

>>27190183
check out those wings

>>27190183
That's not a sweetie trap.

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>>27190183
>stallions

>>27190183
now draw pegasus stallion being majestic as fuck with two pegasus mares swooning at his feet

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>>27190214
okay

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>Open the door, Anon!

>>27190338
I'm disappointed in you

>>27190338
that sure is a filly

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Please boop responsibly.

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>>27190338
>futa
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GODDAMN NIGGER AUTIST FAGGOT WHY DO PEOPLE GET INTO THIS ITS SO FUCKING GAY!??! IF YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH INF FUCKING DENIAL ABOUT BEING GAY JUST DRAW A DAMN STALLION BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR AUTISM ALL OVER DERPI AN SHIT. JESUS JUST GET THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT OUT

>>27190409
>>27190415
>>27190432
Samefag much?

>>27190433
memer as fuck

>>27190433
Pretty sure it's just a dude pony in panties, Anon. Not everyone pulls off looking like a trap perfectly.

>>27190416
I just know someone has fapped to this

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>>27190219

you're damn right >stallions

>>27190467
I haven't, but it was arousing

>>27190490
dude what

>>27190490
But the OP and every post thereafter is a shitpost, Anon.

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>>27190509
>But the OP is a shitpost

>>27190490
fuck off

>>27190527
Look, if you didn't want us to call you Chublight Porkle, then you shouldn't have eaten 27 hamburgers.
In a row.

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>>27190536
Twilight, more like Twiheavy!

>>27190544
now HERE'S a shitpost

>>27190545
Real rich for someone who works in a bakery.

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>>27190544
What are you going to go play, anon?
I'm planning to play more SFV after I smoke

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>>27190563
yeah but she works out

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Why so ded, MLPG?

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>>27190579
finals week

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>>27190579

We are just resting our eyes

>>27190566
>playing SFV
>not dank souls
>treehugger image
Consider sudoku

>>27190579
got home from first day at work
no energy to do shit

>>27190579
no new horse last Saturday

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>>27190579
why lib

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>>27190589
I've only played the first Dark Souls and I couldn't get into it, but I'm interested in playing the new game. Just not at the moment. Gotta work on those Birdie and Laura combos

>>27190563
At least she WORKS in a bakery, instead of EATS in a bakery, right Twilight?

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>>27190646

always with the fillies

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>>27190729
Colts are cool

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>>27190746

they can be pretty cute

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>>27190756
Super cute

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>>27190527

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>>27190756
>>27190760

>>27190718
Why did SB have to be the biggest bitch ever?

>>27190776
you mean Kraut?

>>27190647
A lot of the bosses will ruin your anus. Hell, a lot of the mob enemies will. A bow is indispensable and pyromancy relies on both intelligence and faith, instead of just the level of the flame. The miracle Tears of Denial is absurdly useful as it lets you survive at 0HP once per cast. This gives you the time to get the fuck out of the way and heal. And cast it again if you're lucky. It needs 20 faith, though.

>>27190589
>playing artificial difficulty games
Consider sudoku

>>27190778
Yes that's it. SB was also a huge bitch, though.

>>27190776
SB is a nice guy who's too hard on himself when it comes to art

>>27190780
>miracles
>pyromancy
lmao next thing you're going to say "git a shield and heavyr armor"

>>27190776
But I love SB. He's one of my favorite artist.

Dating ponies.

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>>27190780
I don't know what any of that means

>>27190804
Nigger, Knight Class best Class.
Though I'll freely admit I'm a light-rolling fag who uses a Dark Sword because it's the lightest high damage weapon at my disposal. I'm quite literally just under the weight limit for light-rolls. I was going to go full lightning spear sunbro, but after hearing that Lightning/Sunlight spear was nerfed to shit, I decided I'd use that slot for ToD, and just beat things to death the normal way, with an emergency "oops fell one inch too far" net.

>>27190815
>>27190799
Fuck off SB

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>>27190746
when he closes his eyes he looks like a filly because of the lashes

Patting ponies.

>>27190842
Fuck on anonymous

>>27190804
>>27190839
>>>/v/

>>27190843
colttt looks like a filly

yeah
yeah

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>>27190844

Yes

this needs to happen more often

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>>27190843
I assure you he is a manly colt

>>27190838
That's okay.

>>27190844
that's only legal in Iowa and West Virginia
If you don't live in either of those states, you better put some cookies in the oven so the swat team has some snacks when they come and raid your shit

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>>27190860
what a cutie

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>>27190876
Would you take him shopping for cute clothes and then out on a nice date?

odd- drawing
even-vidya

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>>27190889
of course

>>27190890
Draw you cunt, fuck the zero.

>>27190890
Enjoy your vidya.

>>27190900
but im tirrrrrrred
>>27190930
thanks, you too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_4FCGym3E

>Rumble
>cute

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>>27190997
>Rumble
>not cute

You trying to pick a fight?

>>27190997

I disapprove of some ponies but I will defend to the death their right to be cute

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>>27190997
yes, those are two things that go together

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>>27190997

He is a cute pone.

His brother is even cuter though

definitive list of things not cute:

stallions

Get out the /tv/ ;^)

>>27191173
why is sweetie belle alone with fluttershy

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>>27191173

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Boop the pony.

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>>27191197
all ponies enjoy alone time with the Belle

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>>27191173
>>27191203
>>27191214
Sweetie Belle is not for lewd implications.

>>27191226
she cuddles around

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hop

>>27191244
hopanka

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>>27191232
What's her cuddlecount at now?

>>27191244
that is too kawaii

>>27191255
there's only so much her body can handle in a day

>>27191244
I'm gonna hop with the Ponk

pony says you really should eat less meat

>>27191345
I want to eat her meat

>>27191351
pony resists the urge to slap you

>>27191357
I want her to hit me.

>>27191357
I want pony to slap me with her meat

>>27191345
I don't eat vegetables.

Ponies die if they're killed.

>>27191244
What a lovely rabbit

Pony embarrassed you on The Facebook with a witty comment, and all your friends saw

>>27191405
>implying I use the Book of Faces
>implying I'm Friends with pony
>implying I even have friends outside of those added in politeness or are family.

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Fillies are cuter than mares.

>>27191244
Hop
Ponk

We like to hop.
We like to hop on top of Ponk.

>>27191459
I'm all hopped up on ponk

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>>27191405
>friends
>facebook

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>>27191434
i don't know about you, but i like fillies

Mares are fillies

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>>27191527
everyone is a filly at heart

i want to take out a trappy stallion for a nice date and afterwards a hot fuck sesh

he thinks i think he's a mare but i've known the whole time

and i like it

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>>27191527
That's not how it works.

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If your mares feel neglected, they may start getting lewd with each other rather than you.

>>27191573
I'm confused. How is this trappy stallion supposed to be keeping up the ruse while fucking?

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>>27189337
fuckin' science twilight

why is the existence of her character so funny

twilight has to go back to poneworld but we want to make more eqg crap too

solution: make another twilight but this one has glasses

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>>27191601
Can confirm

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>>27191601
I have a question. Why is Twilight acting like a sea lion in that picture?

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>>27191601
>twilight grinding up on applejack like that

>>27191620
Don't be. True story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Boursicot
This held up for years.

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>>27191623
ponies should confirm their lesbian impulses better

>>27191622
She's cute

>>27191644
I didn't know that Dash was into arts and crafts

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>>27191644
man, ponies don't even have to scissor, they can just back into each other

>>27191640
holy fuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu

"In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman"

i still kinda want to see explicitly how this was done

>>27191695
"We have to tell you that you've been a faggot for 20 years."

>>27191768
"Boursicot, upon discovering the truth of their relationship, attempted suicide by slitting his throat but survived. The public disclosure of the affair made Boursicot the subject of widespread ridicule."

that's really sad

if only he had known about the "no homo" rule

I'm glad the ponies are such good friends.

>>27191786
He even believed that he had a child in that relationship.

That mare was a human male once, you know.

>>27191820
Either way, she's still getting the collar.

>>27191820
That's okay. That stallion was a human woman once as well.
So it pans out.

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>>27191800
And then he went full gay. It makes you think.

Two in the pink, one in the ponk.

DOTA PATCH 6.87 ROFL

>>27191820
I'd fuck a legion of little filly anons if I could, mate.

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>>27191885
>

>no standards: the thread

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>>27191903
>what is having fun

>>27191910
What's with that filename

>>27191933
>"when a nigger publishes an intellectual paper"
>implosion

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>>27191933
Racism

>>27191910
>a intellectual

>>27191966
Grammar, who needs it?

Rarity should look at more food.

>>27191961
More like speciesm

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Do you think she's a racist?

>>27192007
...Just look at it?

>>27192121
>being buried under a harem of fillies
Snips and Snails have all the luck.

>>27192166
and none of the voice roles

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>>27192123
Yes.

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Is it possible to have two waifus?

>>27192190
Judging by that ass shes had quite a few already.

>>27192190
rarity pls sit on my face

>>27192197
I'm not complaining.

I'm worried about Isaac guys.

>>27192208
hell be fine

>>27192196
it's possible but you're fucking trash if you go through with it

>>27192241
Why? More waifus, the better.

>>27192196
>>27192241
What if the 2 waifus are also dating each other?

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>>27192265
Love triangle with your two waifus.

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Polygamy is fucking disgusting you freaks.

>>27192279
nice meme

>>27192048
Probably, but in a real casual way. Like she isn't wearing Klan robes and trying to scare away all the donkeys, but she'll cross the street to avoid a zebra, and believes in all the stereotypes.

>>27192302
>but she'll cross the street to avoid a zebra, and believes in all the stereotypes.
Sounds like all of Ponyville are canon racists then.

>>27192302
Ponies fear what they don't understand.
That's why they're not afraid of Anon.
He's pretty simple.

>>27192355
>he's a huge faggot

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>>27191820
If I'm the one human and you all end up being mares in the glorious equestrian afterlife I want you to know I'm not holding back

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>>27192208
>>27192225

catching up on the new season, which i wasnt aware was airing
do the voices sound different to everyone, or is this just a weird recording to dodge copyrightbullshit? I'm watching on toonova

anyway, all this jiggery-ponery.. the crystal heart is fucking powered by the adoration people have for babby pones? is that not.. weird to anyone?

>>27189271
i swear i have seen a 'loli bowling' picture before

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>>27190433
> people still getting this mad

>>27192493
well it is also powered by just being happy in a party once a year

>trying to find clopfics with anon fucking twilight and shining
NOT A SINGLE ONE

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>>27192536
>not shining and his happy horse wife
INFERIOR TASTE

>>27192511
people who hate futa are autistic

news at 11

>alicorns have to 'earn their wings'
>they are always unicorns. never pegasi who earn a horn
there are some bad implications there...
>babby sucks mom's gold hoof cover thing
that had better be real gold. real gold is okay to eat.

>>27192583
Candance was born a pegasus

>>27192583
Yeah they're trying to retroactively unfuck the horrible narrative MMC established

>>27192553
>not all 3

>>27192597
was she in the flashbacks? i didnt notice

i'm usually so focused on how unicorns arent even supposed to be equines i can't think of anything else

>>27192676
that is too much horse to love

2 is already plenty

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>>27192540

>>27192683
She was already a princess in the flashbacks

the backstory that she was born a pegasus is only mentioned in suplementaru things. A children's book and the lore book they released a while back

Specifically she created the power of love to stop an evil witch

are mares and human females compatible?

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>>27192786
they are hug compatable

>>27192800
>nasse
he's ded

>>27192703
the POWUH uhhv luuhv
back to the future etc

>>27192823
I was kind of surprised how few people made that joke

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>>27192683
>>27192703
yup, this one. wrote by G.M.Berrow and cadance was orphan.

i don't understand.. he's now the crystaler for -everyone-?

>>27192847
I think it's analogous to being a godparent

>>27192847
His cutie mark makes him a card catelog. He'll be one of the first to be fired once ponies learn how to make computers.

>>27192847
It's another term for "bull".

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What a talented qt

>>27192995
>talented
She writes children's books

>>27192995
>That stock twilight vector with poorly photoshopped wings
every time
berrow's a qt tho

>>27192800
but are they fug compatible?

>>27193036
and It's really well-written what is your point pal

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>>27193047
I don't think any pony would turn down an offer of fudge

pegasus has clouds in her coffee

>>27193128
they spell out FK

>>27193140
what do you think that means

>>27192830
>GIANT trading card
what.. what good is a trading card that isnt sized like a trading card.

also the statue of ponerty looks like treehugger.
also maud is best pony

>>27192869
why would that be 'a lot of work' then?

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canterlot mares are the cutest

>>27193176
why does she keep swallowing

pink pony has the best facial expressions
but does she seriously only have one party cannon

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>>27193176
Canterlot friends>ponyville mud friends

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>>27193176
>tfw no pics of cuddling the canterlot mares

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>>27193211
party cannon's like her yearly budget

uh it's not really a gift-of-the-magi unless she sells boulder.. which she wouldnt do.. and which wouldnt get her a cent even if she did.. and it's not as if confetti costs anything anyway..

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>>27193176
can it be minuette time?

>>27193248
who said it was gift of the magi
the title is gift of the maud pie
geez anon

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>>27193258
i love her so much

she has the most attractive personality and she's super pretty too

she'd just be the most amazing friend

what would you do with minuette if you could spend a day together?

Haven't been here since like 2012
How's Leth? Glitter Glue? Dooks?
Did Ross get dunked?

>>27193258
Yea, just wait a minuette...

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shining armor

what does he do

is he a prince now, or what

wasn't he the captain of the royal guard before?

so basically, he was god's bodyguard

now he just lays around fucking babies into a princess

what a life

>>27193281
dead
drawing furry shit on
he was here the other day but he's dead most of the time
ross is shit

>>27193281
ded, elsewhere, around, yes

>>27193286
have they never referred to him as a prince?
yeah that sounds like a good life, man.

>>27193289
>>27193294
>dead
But robots can't die. He can't be dead. Right?

>>27193300
Robots are not forever either Anon.

Everything breaks down eventually.

>>27193302
I remember they said Discord was gonna be like a recurring character, did that happen?
And what season is this shit on anyways? Gotta be like 5 by now right?

>>27193300
He didn't leave on bad terms. Just got a life and moved on.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/leth/

>>27193307
Yes, in my personal opinion he shouldn't have been but it is what it is. We're on 6, now go watch pony.

>>27193272
eat creampies out of her as she got fucked by stallion after stallion

http://myfriendsmustntknow.tumblr.com/post/142965828877/nothing-quite-like-a-filling-creampie-after-a-hard

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>>27193286
Still a soldier but yes he's a prince aka princess's husbando
>>27193295
comics did it

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what do you think it says inside

>>27193318
Damn that's a lot to catch up to
But most importantly
Pinkie's still the best pone, right?

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Goodnight MLPG

>>27193330
It's got a lot of doodles