Jesus in Equestria

>>27189185
He sends spike and ember back to hell

>>27189185
Nothing.

>>27189185
The Mane 6 redeem him

>>27189185
>Ponies didn't commit the original sin
>Therefore there are not sins to die for.

Meh he'll probably chill with the horses and talk about God.

>>27189205
Silly anon,you can't redeem the pure.

>>27189216
>"My dad wouldn't let me drive the car!"
>"Jesus Christ!"
>"I know, right?!"

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>>27189185

LISTEN JESUS, DO YOU CARE FOR YOUR RACE?
DON'T YOU SEE WE MUST KEEP IN OUR PLACE?
WE ARE OCCUPIED
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HOW PUT DOWN WE ARE?
I AM FRIGHTENED BY THE CROWD
FOR WE ARE GETTING MUCH TOO LOUD
AND THEY'LL CRUSH US IF WE GO TOO FAR
IF WE GO TOO FAR

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Why don't ponies celebrate Easter?

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>>27189185
>Claims to be the son of god
>Celestia says "no"
>He's either just considered a crazy person or becomes an Anti alicorn cult leader like Glimmer

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>>27189287
Sunset Shimmer does

>>27189185
I don't think they speak Spanish there, so he'd probably have a hard time communicating

>>27189185
he gets shipped with spike.
Everyone gets shipped with spike nowdays

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>>27189324
God overthrowing egolestia green when?

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>>27189326
unf

>>27189375
>Implying jesus was the son of God

Get a load of this goy

>>27189375
Celestia overthrowing sky egomaniac when?

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>>27189185

>>27189403
Supposed Jew can't even spell G_d correctly.

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>>27189326
>christian SS
L-lewd

>>27189580

>Whenever my scientific friends or family tell me they believe in electromagnetism, I've found that one question more than any stumps them:

>"Why?"

>>27189629

I believe there was a Fimfiction story where Fluttershy has tea with Jesus.

>>27189185

It's all the same.

He's not real, either.

>>27192114
There was one where he talked to her before getting crucified

>>27189629
>christian /ss/
Lewd~

27189650

Bait harder. You don't even get a (You).

>>27189287
because they value their freedoms and are true patriotic americans

>>27189185
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/176827/1/wholesome-christian-fanfiction/safe-for-television

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>>27189629
I label all pics with ponies in them by initials
I wonder what somebody would think if they came across this folder without viewing these files

>>27189185
>What happens?
Someone gets nailed, and for once it's not Rarity.

>>27189216
they work hard, age and die.
They probably made the original sin

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>>27193747
kek

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>>27193747

>>27189185

Death and suffering. Destruction of friendship and harmony.

>>27189185
his fanatical followers start a war with sunbutt's faithful and destroy equestria. then they found a new government that makes suppression of mares and all non-ponies a priority, and spend the rest of time make all the colts and stallions feel bad about clopping off.

>>27189185
Turning water into wine
chilling with whores
good times

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he kicks the jewnicorns out of the temples for one thing

>>27189650
That's not a hard question to answer considering you actually know what electromagnetism is.

He'd spend his days in the castle pointing out how the unicorns are a bunch of hypocrites for thinking they're useful, oppressing the other races, and living the good life, since they don't control the weather nor grow food.

>Jesus did a lot of pointing out hypocrites.

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>HURRR JESUS IN QUESTRIA
>DURRR DR PEPPER IN QUESTRIA
>LOL A KIT KAT BAR IN QUESTRIA
>REEEE A PIECE OF SHIT IN QUESTRIA
Fucking die already, faggot.

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