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605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

Art is Magic still showcased here!
>>27149167

As they say, they don't get as much downtime as they'd like due to demand for their attentions, but the princesses in Canterlot do enjoy it when they can. That's got to be a factor in allowing for so many appearances at public entertainment venues - maybe it helps organizations seem more official, but it's a side perk in exchange. What are the usual kinds of problems that keep them so busy, anyway?

>>27171938
Previous thread.
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>filly
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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

606 - No Second Prances: When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

609 - Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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>anything but filly
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>>27176102
HOW can he be so fast?
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This is a filly... right?
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>>27176110
I think it's isaac. Count the IPs.
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>>27176118
>4 seconds between posts
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>>27176118
>"it's isaac posting from the same IP"
>thirty seconds after the OP
>four seconds before isaac posts again
Please think before you post bae
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It is Sunday.
Celebrate bestwaifu day.
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>>27176102
How about a colt?
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>>27176118
im not isaac

>>27176102
>>27176110
if you're wondering about the ip count, its because these two posts were made by the same person
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>>27176134
That's a very ugly colt.
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>>27176131
>>27176129
I'm sorry, you're right.

>>27176138
Oh no wonder. Fuckers replying to themselves...

I appreciate your dedication at least.
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When is the episode after Gauntlet of Fire?
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>>27176110
Scripts and a bad sense of humour.
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>>27176156
Soon™
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>>27176132
let's
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>>27176165
HOORAY
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>>27176165
Aw yiss
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>>27176132

How do the two best princesses have the two worst days

its horrible
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>>27176165
It's time
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>>27176174
Why was Philomena so promptly abandoned?

Of course, there's barely any Celestia to begin with but they could have made a scene or two to recognize her existence.
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>>27176136
I want to be affectionate with all the mammals but nature is rather scared easily.

I don't want a disgusting amount of pets/animals depending on me like Flutters, but if I could just go out in the woods and pet wild deer and let bunnies sit in my lap I'd do it every day for hours.

I got to pet spotted deer in Japan and it was awesome. I wish I visited the rabbit island.
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>>27176179
She's off having bird adventures.
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>>27176164
How Soon™?
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how the heck do you shade noses
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>>27176232
go three tone
we 80s animu
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>>27176244
please explain further
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>>27176180

It is much safer to pet the tiny magical horses
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>>27176249
here is some three tone
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>>27176256
I guess that could work.
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>>27176232
Looks good to me.
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>>27176249
here is some four tone
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>>27176256
But they're not real.
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>>27176280

Give it time anonymous
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Pony says that ever since your arrival in Equestria, her only casual thoughts of you are an intricate sexual fantasy that involves you drugging and kidnapping her, tying down her wings and keeping her chained down in your bedroom to fulfill your every sexual whim. Then, when you grow bored of her horse pussy, releasing her back into the wilds to fend for herself until she reaches her home, hopelessly wishing for you to come back and force fuck her into the pillows on her bed whenever you feel like it while she 'protests' your intrusion and, secretly, 'betrays her feelings' by thoroughly enjoying your irresistible masculine domination of every last inch of her little pony body

That, or a box of chocolates and some flowers would be really sweet. She really seems to like you.
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>>27176179
Hasbro is good at abandoning good race's. But I have hope they will use them again in the future.
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>>27176291
Well at least they abandon shitty things too. The Diamond Dogs are the best example.
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>>27176285
They'll never be real.
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>>27176266
>>27176279
I've done some stuff kinda similar but not much pony before. I definitely like the way these look though, so I'll see what I can do with this.
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>>27176300
Probably not in our lifetime at least.
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>>27176295
Whatever makes you sleep at night senpai.
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>>27176300
You know, when we have full virtual reality, I hope someone actually creates a virus that stops the simulation if you spend too much time in it and call it Marche.
Bonus points if it starts beating the shit out of you while screaming that what you are doing is unhealthy.
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>>27176295
>>27176311
Hey, speaking of Diamond Dogs, you got anything new happening lemon? Like... a mare dominating a small harem of Dogs? Rarity making the trio her bitch? Pulling on a knotted dog?
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Am I a huge stick-in-the-mud for thinking the idea of an episode where Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer and Trixie meeting up is really stupid, and was likely consciously suggested as an idea by the writers to appease the teenage fans?
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>>27176322
That actually would be a concern, especially since any fantasy world is going to be better for most than their current life. Honestly, if we were at that point, we'd probably have head computers, so the program could just terminate until the person did at least 30 minutes to an hour of exercise, required at least once a day.

It's that or you introduce something really annoying that they can't get rid of that keeps reminding them that they're in a simulation and it breaks the illusion constantly. Or the NPCs start 4th walling and ruining the experience until the player does some real life stuff for their health.
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>>27176335
Yes
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>>27176335
I dunno, I'll just be happy to see Trixie again. I like her a lot.
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>>27176335
Yes. Trixie shows up like every other season, so she's not a big problem. She's usually a fun antagonist to have along as she gets things moving.

Maybe I'm just a memer, but I also really like Discord episodes for some reason. He's like a big, evil version of Pinkie now that he's been neutered.
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>>27176337

No need to worry anon

I am sure we will have a robot job displacement induced societal collapse long before truly immersive VR worlds become both existent and affordable
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>>27176335
What's really stupid about it
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>>27176335
Teenage fans don't give a shit about Trixie. You probably said that wanting to say ''bronies''
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>>27176347
Was Trixie in season 4 and 5? I honestly don't remember. I like Discord a lot too. Maybe not so much the Tree Hugger episode, but whatever.
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>>27176335
Kinda.
Honestly my only issue so far with the episode is the plot, or at least what it sounds like from the synopsis and preview.

There's nothing wrong with Trixie, or previous antagonists returning, especially since most of the are just fun and work pretty fucking well or slice of life things, reformed or not.
They have established characters, why not use them? Any other show does it.
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>>27176359

she had the tiniest cameo ever in the background of Zecora's village in the S5 finale
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>>27176351
You know, with the right technology and resources, we could eliminate scarcity altogether and work as a species towards the common ideological goal of the advancement of our united civilization, letting robots do meaningless chores while we make art, invent new things, and do cool human stuff all day long.

Also, what if we discovered a way to transfer our minds into robot bodies and become essentially immortal? We could totally avoid collapse that way, right?
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>>27176358
>Teenage fans don't give a shit about Trixie

You don't have to lie to me like that.
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>>27176360
This game was so cute. Then the ridiculous paywall kicked in and I fucking hated it
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The stupider a synopsis sounds, the better the episode turns out to be.

It's like a law of FiM.
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>>27176335
I rather have Lightning Dust show up again. Trixie is kind of... overused dont you think? But yeah her appearance do seem like to appease the fans rather than focusing on creating new characters and stuff.

>>27176325
I am still working on it somewhat and its diamond dudes really.
http://i.imgur.com/jKHUoVf.png
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>>27176360
super cutie ponko booty
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>>27176368
>Also, what if we discovered a way to transfer our minds into robot bodies and become essentially immortal? We could totally avoid collapse that way, right?
That really doesn't solve the issue and if it happens it will be long after the robot job problem happens.

As for the first thing, I honestly doubt it since it would require a massive ideological shift on a global scale that just can't happen.
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>>27176373
>human
>possibly implied rape
I'm scared and wishing it was pony
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>>27176368
Even if that were to happen in our lifetime, there's no way in hell any of us could afford it.
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>>27176368

We really couldn't, at least any time soon. Mostly because people have vastly differing ideas of what the "common ideological goal" should be.

and Robot bodies are a hard one, as sure you gain super longevity and all that but you lose out on all the fun stuff that goes along with being a meatbag
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>>27176373
>overused
She's only been in 2 episodes.
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>>27176373
WHY IS IT ALWAYS DOGS?

I'm reminded of furry artists where IT'S ALWAYS KEK ART.
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>>27176335
>three ponies whose talents are geared towards creating and utilizing magic
>hurr muh teenage fans XDDD
Mark my words, these three ponies will become the Ponilluminati.
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>>27176373
I wouldn't mind Lightning Dust coming back if they did it right. I always get worried when the Wonderbolts show up in an episode because they always have totally different roles and personalities in every single episode they're in.
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>>27176390

Because Lemon has shit taste
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>>27176368
All of that idealistic crap works only if humanity wasn't humanity.

Since humanity is humanity, it won't work. Sorry, chap.
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>>27176382
What about the New World Order? Isn't that what they are always on about? Uniting the world under one authoritarian king that dictates every facet of our lives towards achieving some unknown big plan?

>>27176388
>fun stuff that goes along with being a meatbag
Like what? Sex? If you can create an artificial human brain to somehow anchor your consciousness to, then it can't be that hard to make some sex organs that plug into your brain's pleasure centers, if just for fun (or possibly even functional given advanced enough nano-tech).
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>>27176393
DYEWTS? Trixie is a talentless fraud who had to cheat every time.
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>>27176393

Trixie's magic is shit, though. Shes a stage magician, not a wizard

Her full power horn blast without the alicorn amulet just tickled Rainbow Dash

She is a bigger fake than Sunburst
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>>27176403
>>27176405
And stage magic is all about misdirection and she's a master of subterfuge. Her name is literally "TRICK". That sort of talent would come in handy when creating a secret society whose grand schemes need to remain secret until the great reveal. Trixie would handle that.
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>>27176020
>Anon keeps feeding her random shit whenever she does it
>last time some trade agreements mysteriously disappeared
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>>27176388
>but you lose out on all the fun stuff that goes along with being a meatbag
We can already simulate most of our sense. We can even enhance them easily.
I'm pretty sure the bigger problem would be the is this just copy and I'm truly dead one.
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>>27176389
Yup, I know. I mean Discord has shown up far more than Trixie. Its just that Trixie's appearance is a sure fire way for people to watch it(most likely watch it live on tv than do their thing first and watch the episode on daily/youtube).

>>27176395
Her appearance in that god-awful Sombrero redemption comic is really cringy.. But yeah they should handle her good to not mess it up.

>>27176385
Nah, its not.

>>27176390
Because what else would I draw?
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>>27176413
>Sombrero redemption comic
What the fuck man
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>>27176410
Trixie should be a politician instead.
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>>27176094
The black of Luna's regalia clashed too much with Celestia's multicolored mane I think
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>>27176410
Rarity is better at that and her talent has nothing to do with it.
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>>27176423
Rarity's talent is being best pony, so it makes sense that she can do anything.
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>>27176413
>what else would I draw?

Ponies
Dragons
Griffons
Yaks
Changelings
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>>27176179
Probably because there is hardly any reason for her to show up. If we saw Celestia's chambers in canterlot it would make sense for her to fly around there, but if it's just a random shot with Celestia adding Philomena would just mean additional work for the animators with no real purpose behind it.

I would still like to see her again though. She's great
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>>27176205
Next week I think
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>>27176393
>Twilight
The other two I could see, Glimmer is manipulative and Trixie is good at deception, but Twilight is just a nerd, and she's already a ruler
She doesn't really need to establish a secret society to rule stuff, she's already a top dog
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>>27176428
I see Captain Wrong has gatecrashed the thread
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>>27176156
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>>27176403
Trixie would have been a really interesting character if she was in fact an earth pony performing illusions and deceptions equivalent to magic without the use of any.
The lesson from Boast Busters wouldn't have worked though.

And the crowd might have actually been impressed because there would be a lot of talk about "how did she do that??" instead of "huh, yeah, she's a unicorn who can stage magic."
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>>27176232
>those dead, soulless eyes
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>>27176388
>and Robot bodies are a hard one, as sure you gain super longevity and all that but you lose out on all the fun stuff that goes along with being a meatbag
Just transfer yourself once yout hit your late 40s
At that time the fun starts to diminish greatly anyway and the price becomes worth it
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Pity friendship maybe?
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>>27176417
S.. sorry.

>>27176429
Hmmm.. naah, other artists draw those race's already.

>>27176428
She is best pony indeed. though I have my doubts about the do anything part.
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>>27176388
What fun stuff? Illness? Aches and pains? Aging?

Yeah, I love all that shit!
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Rarity has the tightest pussy due to following a strict regimen of kegel exercises she does while sewing clothes. She may have a ton of hot, straight, stallion ball-blasting sex while using a female condom, of course, but she also strength trains her baby tunnel so that she can milk like the tightest of virgin mares... maybe even better.
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>>27176386
>there's no way in hell any of us could afford it.
Well if you can undergo a procedure to make yourself effectively immortal, no matter the cost if you were approved for a loan to cover it you would have a long ass time to pay it back now, wouldn't you?
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>>27176439
That's why a unicorn only specops team made of herself, Rarity, Glimmer, Trixie and Sunset is much much better.
For situation where the official princess status won't work you have the best team possible.

Twilight with her organization skills, Glimmer and Sunset with their magic knowledge and skill, Rarity with her godlike social and manipulation skills, and Trixie for distractions.
I tell you it's goddamn perfect.

It doesn't even need to be an official thing, between Twilight and Rarity funding would not be a problem.
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>>27176448
whoops forgot the things
any better?
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>>27176472
>The Regal Sisters when they see your dick
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Flitter's gokkun fetish
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>>27176465

Not to mention you would be completly owned by the people controlling the maintenance of these new bodies. You no longer have living systems to keep yourself repaired, you are going to have to rely on constant service from someone else just to keep your parts operational and replaced when they wear out. You would be wholly dependent on infrastructure once you make that switch. Not to mention your "brain" is now a constructed designed by some company. You think engineered weaknesses in smart phones are bad? Wait until the government uses the mandated secret back door to your BRAIN
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>>27176465
>Cue Repoman : The Genetic Opera opening titles
Maybe there's a strict time limit, though...
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>>27176482
>in a future where uploading one's self into a machine, these machines cannot self-repair
Work on your imagination skills la
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>>27176482
I guess it's best to use hardware that respects your freedom then. Oh man, shady black market cyborg bodies.
I can't fucking wait for the mob to own my body.
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>>27176482
And so the Cyberpunk age begins, where your best option is the shady heavy accented eastern europen man with ugly but still functional robot bodies, and provides service with no strings attached but for a rather hefty price.
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How do we feel about the spike episode?
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>wanting to be a cyborg

I can hear captcha pony screaming from here
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>>27176500
Ember made my dick feel nice, so it's a 10/01 episode from me
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>>27176464
How tight are we talking here? I'm not going to lose my penis if I hit that, am I?
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>>27176517
She has enough control to range from 'snug' to 'she's got a grip and you're not leaving until she allows it'
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>>27176337
>until the player does some real life stuff for their health.
It's called going to work.
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they're coming, Anon
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>>27176464
Rarity is best pony

BEST PONYYYYYYYY
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>>27176536
>>27176464
P.. pls don't stop.
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>>27176388
People ape out about emulators for miniscule details.
Can you imagine just how much of a clusterfuck there would be if they would start comparing real and mechanical humans?
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>>27176536
POST RARITY AHEGAO
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>>27176500
It was okay/entertaining episode but Torch seems bit off I think design is okay but outline is too thin compared to other MLP universe characters
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>>27176536
>you're not leaving until she allows it
I could just beat her up
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>>27176562
How do you propose to do that when she's using her magic to restrain you?

You are utterly at her mercy, anon. Enjoy it.
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>>27176497
>Get a loan from some dangerous people to buy the hardware from some other dangerous people
>hire a third dangerous person to do a dangerous unsanctioned procedure
>do some even more dangerous home surgery to do the cyberpunk equivalent of filing off your serial numbers
>take your shiny new robopone chassis to mexico and make your living selling cuddles on the street corner
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>>27176562
Extremely rude post desu
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>tfw /mlpg/ becomes /rarity/
BEST
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>>27176548
She's also discovered something akin to a 'female stack', a collection of vitamins and nutrients that not only increases her sexual virility, but gives her vulva a tasty blend between sweet and lustful, horny mare. The exact concoction she uses to boost her libido, increase her orgasm intensity, and help her produce more juice is a tightly guarded secret that she wouldn't even share with her own sister not even when she comes of age and specifically asks for advice on how to do all of the above
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>>27176579
>when she's using her magic to restrain you?
rarity =/ twilight
at best rarity can move a mannequin
stop injecting your terrible fetishes in our general
I'm gonna punch you
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>>27176591
I think you mean "worst"
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>>27176594
>>27176579
Honestly, if you got rough, all she'd have to do is squeeze tighter. You'd buckle under her grasp.

It's that, or she'd push you out, then buck you in the berries for being an asshole
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>>27176585
>yfw the only people working on something resembling a real pony bot are Russians.

Clava cyberpunk-y, I guess.
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Is it finally time?
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>>27176609
>it's okay for her to rape you
>but if you do anything to prevent it, she'll kick you in the balls for being an asshole

Hello, Louis.
>>
>rarity
KEK
U
C
K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU
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>>27176615
This is the prettiest rarity picture I have
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>>27176620
>implying she'd have to stoop to rape to find a guy to play with her
Are you like the bizarro tumblr version of a SJW that thinks any form of sex is rape?
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>>27176626
Every picture of Rarity is a pretty picture of her though.
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>>27176655
>those really subtle cute teats
My heart
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>>27176593
I don't know if the element of generosity would'nt share this concoction to others. If not from others I kind of find it hard to imagine that she would not share it with her sister. But I understand why she would try her best not to share it with others though.

>>27176615
Indeed.
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>>27176594
>can split and move heavy rocks with magic
>can't restrain a weak neet autistic weeb
lmao son
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>>27176668
Every mare has her secrets. Rarity would just like to keep this one to herself so her stallions spread it around that she's the best lay in the land.

That mare likes her sex. It's good to have an edge over the other mares and encourages them to find their own secret recipes for sexual euphoria
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>>27176665
I wish there were more non-sexual teats.
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>>27176695
does that mean she can skin me alive with her magic?
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>>27176695
actually, she's really good at manipulating many objects simultaneously, as seen on the show.

she can hold your arms and legs down and still start working on your cock, all at the same time!

Now, imagine that boosted by >pic related…
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>>27176720
She can wield bladed devices to cut cloth, so by extension yes she could cut your skin with her magic.
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>>27176290
Please more.
>>
dude,
what if
all along
the ponies were inside of us

bro...
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>>27176710
I wish there were more pony panty-bra pictures that emphasized them just a little bit

The amount of art is excessively lacking for such a cute concept
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>>27176768
That's fucking gay.
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>>27176768
unf
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>leave for an hour
>come back and check the new posts
yeah that's the stuff
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IT'S SUNDAY
WHY ARE WE HAVING A THREAD ABOUT WORST PONY
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Rarity sucks
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>>27176768
Nobby, your Chance dildo does not count as a pony.
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>>27176793
Cause ponk stole the cake.
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>>27176795
She also swallows.
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NOBBY DO SOMETHING
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>>27176803
U-unf
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>>27176801
wish I had one desu my dude
those look hella sick

>>27176804
dude what
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>>27176908
NOBBY GARGLE SALT WATER
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>>27176908
STOP BLOWING THAT BONG AND DRAW CELESTIA
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>>27176908
>he doesn't have a Chance
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>>27176915
>not doing both at once
fucking pleb
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World don't revolve around one guy who draws shit.

Just saiyan.
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>>27176912
what
why

>>27176915
I got like an hour drive and then I've gotta kill the rest of these 4lokos
but yeah I'll stream some celes
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>>27176926
HE MUST STOP THE RARIFAGS
HE'S OUR ONLY CHANCE
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>Check the general
>Miss best pony discussion
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>>27176928
>4lokos
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>>27176934
oh man are the rarifags out
gross

commence the ponkposting my dudes
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>>27176946
>replace good pony with shit pony
I don't see how this will be good
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What about different shades of pink
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>>27176935
I have non-ironically fapped to Rarity in that outfit
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>>27176946
Aw yiss
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>>27176946
How about no?
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>>27176954
that can be good too
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>>27176962
How about you go hump your plushie you degenerate
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>>27176974
I'm not a Lyrafag
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cutest most encouraging most horribly written past S2 pony
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>>27176974
she looks like you just took her favorite squeaky toy away
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Hug the filly.
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>people with inferior taste hating on best horse
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>>27176986
Why are rarifags such huge fucking cunts?
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>>27176983
but nobby, pinkie is a big pony!

>>27176986
I know right
all these rarifags hating on pink horse make me laugh
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>>27176986
seems like that's what rarifags are best at
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>>27176946
Yeah, no. Quit it and post crossovers for the crossover throne!
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>>27176986
Nobody mentioned AJ yet mate
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>>27176094
Fag I hope your parents are proud
>>
>entire thread is cuckposting
see you later nerds
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>>27176937
you might've missed the posting, but you can still commence the second wave. Post the pony, write stuff, ask a question.
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>>27176803
Even my smegma?
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>>27176992
Why are you such a bitch.

>>27176996
>>27176997
Except no one was hating on Pinkie.
Ponkfags are too defensive for no reason at all.
>>
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Post your favorite things about Rarity. My top 5:

Best personality
Best voice
Best/most consistent episodes
Best design
Best art
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>>27176992
Inferiority complex. They know they have a horrible waifu and must bash down everything else in return. Panks loves everyone indiscriminately, that's why she's a really good horse.

>>27177002
ANON NO STAY HERE AND FIGHT FOR PLERKA
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>>27176992
Dashfag please stop projecting.
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>>27176997
>>27176996
You faggots started being bitch ass niggers first. But hey, seeing how you guys like the pink one it's no surprise.
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>>27177018
She's shit
She's boring
Her fans are the worst
Her episodes are painfully mediocre
Drawing her mane makes me want to kill myself
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>>27177018
1. Best Voice
2. Best Personality
3. Best Clothes
4. Tightest Pussy
5. Best Friend
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>>27176974
As Rararafag I ended up buying AJ plushie cause no one can sew proper Rarity hair if were talking under 400$
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>>27177032
>Her episodes are painfully mediocre

objectively

wrong

taste
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>>27177018
Best songs
Best episodes
Best voice/VA
Extremely cute
Funny but also sweet
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>>27177029
Hey, I'm a Rarifag and I never hate on anyone's waifus. Stop being inflammatory, darling.
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>fighting over which imaginary horse in a children's cartoon in the "best"
Humanity never ceases to amaze me.
And people wonder why we can't collaborate between countries.

Stop ruining my only free day of the week.
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Can't we all just enjoy our own waifus without fighting over which one is better?
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>>27177018
Great character
Pretty
Best VA
Best songs
Her ponut
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>>27177022
This obsession with Dashfags is one of the very many reasons Rarifags are so fucking horrible
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>>27177052
I don't hate the Ponk. She's my third favorite.
My problem is with Ponkfags. They are the worst. No other group ever abandoned their waifu in mass like the Ponk fags did in the past.
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>>27177053
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>>27177052
Ponk is my second favorite horse tied with AJ and I always say if those 3 aren't your favorites you don't know shit, but these ponkfag started shitting on Rarity for no reason at all
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>>27177019
why is this picture tearing me up
>>
LOVE AN TOLERANCE PLS BRONI
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>>27177053
It's perplexing how one pony can be so perfect
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>>27177070
Because it's true
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>Lauren might be lurking this thread right now
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>>27177081
Oh man
I wanna stick my penis in Faust
>>
>>27177039
That looks really cuddly I'll get my Luna or Starlight plushie someday
>>
>>27177081
Oh man
I wanna stick my penis in Craig
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>>27177062
>her ponut
Heavy unfing
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>>27177068
>AJ
>That high
I'm sorry anon, but that just fucking wrong. I admire you for being right about the other two but the third pony to ever be that high is Twilight.
>>
I want to stick my penis in anonymous
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>>27177101
Me too
But Lauren would probably beat me up afterwards
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I wanna climb inside Celestia's ponut
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>>27177107
indeed
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Seriously, fighting over waifus isn't worth it.
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>>27177081
If she is, I want to thank her for making Raradeer the best not-pony in her team's new game
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>>27177111
>but the third pony to ever be that high is Twilight.
Twilight is literally the worst pony on the show. The only pony that comes close to being as bad as her is Fluttershy.

I am insulted that you would try to tell me Twilight Sparkle is a better pony than Applejack . It makes me sick to my stomach that someone with taste like yours shares a general with me
>>
>>27177126
>rarity practices her oral technique and ahegao faces
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>>27177126
No one is fighting over waifus
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>>27177132
you're a big meanie
>>
>>27177127
I really can't wait to play TFH. It looks super fun.
>>
>>27177132
How the fuck did you manage to have taste good enough to like Rarity but be so fucking wrong about Twilight.

Jesus Christ anon, pull yourself together.
AJ is simply awful. Fluttershy might be the worst but she actively tries to be the worst. AJ is naturally awful, boring, uninteresting and you are just plain fucking wrong.
>>
>>27177096
Is it even advisable to do that? I mean you can just hand wash it.
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>>27177126
I disagree. I think we should organize a fight in real life and whoever is still standing or has the highest energy at the end wins.
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>>27177145
I mean fighting over which is better, and which waifufags are less of a bunch of fags.
>>
>>27177057
well we could but rarityfags have a thing of shitting on everyone else's waifu, ponk and dash especially, so rarity hour almost always looks like this
>>
>>27177132

>that episode where Rarity gets a yeast infection
>>
>>27177153
The old one was great fun.

I'm actually pretty interested in trying out the not-RD, albeit Fluttershy fell a bit down with the remake.
And, of course, I am hype about Derpy's potential just like everyone else.
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>>27177174
I would be willing to do this
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>>27177180
They didn't do shit till the Pinkiefags started being bitches.
>>
>>27177153
Yeah, I'm not too into fighting games but it looks cute and fun
>>27177189
Wait, they have a notDerpy?
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>>27177156
Get the fuck away from me
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>>27177180
Except Pinkiefags are the ones that started shitting on Rarity.
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>>27177156
>AJ is simply awful.
>AJ is naturally awful, boring, uninteresting and you are just plain fucking wrong.
I thought hitler had died in the war, but then I see him posting in mlpg with his absolutely WRONG opinions.
I don't know what to feel.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
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>>27177208
Gladly.
I don't want to risk being infected by your Terse tier taste
>>
All of the mane six are pretty terrible.
I can't wait for MLP Gen 5 to start and replace them all.
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>>27177207
>Yeah, I'm not too into fighting games but it looks cute and fun


I wonder if the key to get more people into fighting games is to make more games starring cute animals.
>>
>>27177216
>>27177180
Are we reading the same thread here? Because that's not what happened.
>>
>>27177207
>Wait, they have a notDerpy?

It's just an honest guess for the lama.

They were finished with M6 by the time the C&D hit and they were planning for more characters (as expected of a proper fighting game).
It's not really a big stretch to assume she is also an old MLP character being adopted to the game and who else could possibly scale walls (bar Pinkie, ofc.)?
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WHAT IF WE ALL AGREE NOT TO SHIT ON EACH OTHER'S WAIFUS

A WAIFU TRUCE
>>
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It's all anon's fault.
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>>27177226
That is exactly what happened.
>>
>>27177229
I'm pretty sure the llama is supposed to be notPinkie
>>
>>27177223

So how do we make them not awful?

>Applejack

Give her something other than "Apples, Family, Friendship, Hat."

>Pinkie

Tone down the screeching retard (they've been doing better in this regard).

>Fluttershy

Make her not have to relearn the same thing every other episode.
>>
>>27177202
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>>27177243
>Give her something other than "Apples, Family, Friendship, Hat."
SHE IS PERFECT ALREADY
SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE
>>
>>27177153
The only interest i had in it was because it was ponies.
There are more then enough fighting games that are made by experienced teams with a history behind them, and without ponies, to me it lost the most important factor.

It's cute and all, and it looks nice but besides that it just is uninteresting to me.
>>
>>27177236
mt is kill
>>
>>27177240
Oh, I'm having the dumbs today. I meant the Alpaca (7th charcater).
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>>27177243
Fluttershy is not really shy anymore remember that Treehugger episode?
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>>27177269
Don't remind me
I miss her a lot
>>
>>27177259

Applejack is my favorite of the main 6. I like her because she's the least crazy and most stable of the group.

But that is also her shortcoming. She's the straight man.
>>
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>>27177269
She was here for the premiere
>>
>>27177268
The gameplay was always the most important factor to me
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>"Anon! You gotta hide me! The official investigation into the Cloudsdale weather facility incident just wrapped up!"
>"They're going to know it was me responsible for all those deaths!"
>"Oh why, why, why?! Why did I have to stop winter to save my stupid gila monster!"
>>
>>27177299
It varies from person to person.
Some people bought into Skullgirls because they like the MvC gameplay of it.
Others yet bought it just to play their waifus, some of which dating back to the Darkstalkers' days.
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Crystal ponies are silly.
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>>27177309
Your greenbait sucks everybody knows there is no such thing as death in Equestria
>>
The ponies died and it's your fault.
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>>27177337
Crystal ponies are probably the dumbest creatures in Equestria. They deserved to be enslaved.
>>
>>27177153
>>27177268
Honestly i think they should have went with a super smash brothers style of gameplay instead of trying to have a >deep system of combat thats like SF/MVC. They aren't going to become manestream (lolgetit), but a fun easy SSB style fighter could be big.
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>Winter is Coming April 24, at 9 p.m. Eastern time [Dismiss]
>link to /tv/
Great, Hiro is a westaboo.
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>>27177352

>Average pony after an encounter with FlyingSaucer
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>>27177364
I think you mean Westeroboo
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>>27177348
It wasn't my fault...
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>>27177352
at least then they had purpose
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>>27177364
>its 3 at night for me
>ill be at work
why didnt they air it yesterday
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>>27177364
Westaboos are gr8, you miserable cunt.
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>>27177331
I really should get back into skullgirls
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What did they mean by this?
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touch pony get scrunchy
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Don't open.
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>>27177461
Castle not perfect.
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>>27177482
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>>27177514
W-what do they want?
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The fillies left, bored.
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>>27177644
Now if only life did the same thing so I can finally have peace
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>>27177644
Finally the menace is gone
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Fillies cover me like a blanket.
Tuck me in, let me die.
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ponymunculus
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>>27177732
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pony mucus
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>>27177732
>>27177753
>steal sleeping homonculus pony from alchemist dude
>she wakes up and is smitten with you, calling you her rescuer
>starts cooking and cleaning for you, and cuddling the shit out of you
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>>27177753
Apron looks eerily like a filled, squishy diaper
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>>27177794
get away from me
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What have you done to be productive this weekend, MLPG?
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>>27177832
I started planning a quest
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>>27177794
I dunno, that's more of Moondancer's thing.
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I'm a representative of a /b/ thread, kys you freaks. Thank you for your cooperation
-Anonamoos
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>>27177832
I got drunk the whole time
danced with my friends mom and fell and hurt my tailbone
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>>27177851
>I'm a representative of a /b/ thread
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>>27177858
>hurt my tailbone
This is literally the worst. I'd almost rather get stomped in the balls than have a bruised/broken tailbone. It's just an awful thing.
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>>27177815
I can't help it. I've been here too long that it's corrupted me.
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>>27177851
>you will never be so shit that even MLPG doesn't welcome you
How do you guys do it?
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>>27177883
Cute.
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>>27177851
general these days feels like /b/ threads anyways, all these image dumps and filly meme posting. I remember coming to /co/ in '10-11 and only thing i saw were walls of text with headcanon theories and fetishes with wall of text. No one dumped images just to not 404.
now all u get here is >filly and >ur waifu a shit
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>>27177883
Sauce nao
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>>27177896
The first step is to waifu Rarity.
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This is the only place I have to talk about horses and horse accessories.
Thank you for your existance.
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>>27177918
I usually just don't get into that stuff because it's become frowned upon these days
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I'm so excited for new horse next week. What if "You know who" sings?
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>>27177941
It'll be a very sad song about love and disappointment.
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>>27177941
>Trio song with Twilight, Starlight and Trixie
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>>27177921
http://exhentai.org/g/822463/6dc332a9e9/
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>>27177832
I played a dark souls drinking game and fell asleep on some tits
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>>27177936
>frowned upon these days
It's more that people are too lazy to read it I think
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>>27177941
>What if "You know who" sings?

You better believe I've got tricks up my sleeve.
And I captivate, 'coz I'm powerful and greee-at.

A proper pony song could be rad.
Or imagine a battle/duet with Twilight while Starlight sings as the third party that has to choose.
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>>27177966
whos your fat friend
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>>27177832
attended a social gathering which was rather far away so the people were happy I showed up
celestia would be proud
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>>27177961
>sfw
oh well i still can work with that
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>>27177961
fucking japs
>>27177971
>You better believe I've got dicks up my cock-sleeve.
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What if your waifu was a bear?
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>>27177968
if I busted out some headcanon/fanfiction type autism I would get booed if not banned around here, the roleplaying rules are really vague and nobody likes it anyway
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>>27177966
could you get even more normier
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>>27177999
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>>27177832
I played videogames all weekend
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>>27177976
dude what

>>27178004
probably
being a huge normie is pretty fun
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>>27177999
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>>27178001
Any interesting and relevant ones (i.e. related to the current episodes/chars)?
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>>27177832
started watching breaking bad, im on 4th season atm
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>>27178001
I honestly can't remember any bans in MLPG that were related to stuff other than excessive shitposting or NSFW
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>>27177971
I really liked that the RR soundtrack had that song extended more than we heard in the movie, wouldn't mind hearin' a bit more.
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>>27178015
I would consider it, but the main question is: Do bears have as much control over their vagoo as equines, or is it just another lame soppy meatflap?
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NOBBY
NECROQUEST FUCKING WHEN
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>>27177832
I got up to date with a series I was interested in (37 episodes of 40 minutes each, for an entire week.)
My sleep schedule was a mess anyway...
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>>27177966
I played videogames while drunk once some years ago

Well, the gist was that we were all tipsy but I was really sad so I just grabbed a bottle for myself

long story short we played mario kart for half an hour and every single time I thought I was another car in the split screen and it turned out that I was just driving my own car against the wall for all the race and I hadn't moved from the starting line.
It would have been hilarious if I wasn't feeling suicidal for other reasons
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>>27177832
Nothing.
Started rewatching the marineford arc.
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>>27178001
I'd love to read it.
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>>27178085
>and every single time I thought I was another car in the split screen and it turned out that I was just driving my own car against the wall for all the race and I hadn't moved from the starting line.
That's a nice metaphor for life.
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>>27178108
Why do you keep posting these pictures?
I mean, they're fucking cool so I'm not complaining, I'm just confused
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>>27178119
>Why do you keep
Dude, what?
I saw it last week on nobby's tumblr, I've never posted it before.
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>>27178126

>>27176943

"keep" is probably a bit too strong, but still
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>>27178134
Oh yeah that's me.
I just really like them.
They're also related to the post I'm making.
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>>27178126
>Dude, what?

It's spreading...
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>>27177337

very silly
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>>27178139
Yeah, I love iguanamouth's stuff
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>>27178147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNA2SVuRcPg
IT IS A WEEPING AND A MOANING AND A JACKING OF COCK
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>>27178139
iguanamouth does some really rad shit

>>27178085
that sounds like it sucked my dude

DUI Mario Kart is supposed to be fun
everyone gets a beer and you can only drink if your car isn't moving, you can't win if you have any beer left

>>27178071
>tomorrow
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>>27178166
>tomorrow
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>>27177496
And it will be destroyed in the season finale.
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>>27178173
be thankful he's doing it anon
I'm afraid necroquest will end up like skelequest
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>>27178166
>everyone gets a beer and you can only drink if your car isn't moving, you can't win if you have any beer left

>Stop before the finish line.
>Gulp down the whole beer.
>Push forward to win.

Sounds pretty badly thought out if you ask me.
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>>27178183
anon, I think I found out why nobody invites you at parties
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>>27178197
what a nice guy
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>>27178197
What a nice dude
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>>27178197
aw come on
he don't sound too bad
I'd invite him
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>>27178205
He's our little angel.
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>>27178183
wouldn't the optimal decision be to drink it all immediately on the start so you don't get targeted by missiles or other player-made obstacles right before you're winning?
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Quick, post flowers.
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>>27178260
Depending on your endurance, driving the cart along the track may very well become an impossible challenge after such a start.
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>>27178268

You already posted the best flower
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>>27178289
But the buzz doesn't kick in immediately, it takes some minutes, especially with a beer.
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>>27178300
Rose is a great pony but Roses are shit-tier flowers.
Daisies are better, and you can actually eat them.

>>27178308
Then it would depend on the length of the track/race whereas the original way should be rather universal.
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You wouldn't eat a pony.
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>>27176173
Celestia got fat.
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>>27178308
that's why I'm injecting it directly into my eyeballs
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>>27178041
I dunno about in here but I've been banned for a story prompt and received a warning for posting something about changelings in a worldbuilding thread
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>>27178163
>that song
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>>27178348
>eyeballs
>not directly into your brain
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>>27178060
>hating on sloppy meatflaps
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>>27178336
>You wouldn't eat a pony.

Tell that to our British friends.
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>>27178367
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>>27178367
>>27178377
dose circular heads
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Remember when lots of fans of the fandom were all hot and bothered over Twixie?
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https://derpibooru.org/840183
what is the thought process of the artist before he draws something like this
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>>27178406
"I want to stick my tongue in Berry Punch?"

Now, what was this artist thinking?
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>>27178399
I remember pics of her acting all haughty and superior, in fact, there's still new pics of her being made all haughty and superior. Sometimes things are just fine left alone.
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>>27178399
I wonder what her reaction will be at her being a princess now.
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>>27178336
When I have both horse and squid meat in one meal I imagine... You know what I imagine.
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>>27178449
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>>27178449
The episode is going to be trixie finding out that twilight is a princess, a fast forward of trixie losing it and trying to hang herself, until glimmer walks in a minutes later. The paramedics save her, but she's suffered a severe lack of oxygen, she cannot comprehend what is happening to her and has to re-learn how to walk and eat and interact with people.
The episode follows a heartbreaking 20 minutes, a flash forward of her rehabilitation period.

Developed for television by lauren faust.
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>>27178399
>Remember when lots of fans of the fandom were all hot and bothered over Twixie?

I remember a time someone posted
https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/6/24/19011/large.png
Trixie was so new to me I didn't understand the context and someone gave me a complete lecture on this new pony's personality because I didn't see that new episode yet.

It was only slightly autistic
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>>27178449
what a fucking dorkhorse
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>>27178449
Probably nothing. It's like the staff themselves forgot she was a damn princess or something, no one has fuckall of a reaction.
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>>27178507
who in their right minds would put a human vagina on a pony
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>>27178523
These days there were a lot more human vaginas on ponies.
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Pony wants to lead an expedition to this mysterious land known as the United States.
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>>27178535
Don't do it, pony
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Filly wants to be your local Princess.
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>>27178535
Pony better vote for Trump after passing the citizenship test
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>>27178550
She is.
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>>27178533
>These days there were a lot more human vaginas on ponies.

This is sad.
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>>27178533
>That one time an animator of the show came in and commented on the tendency asking why do people draw the dicks properly, but put human genitals on mares.

People these days don't have any idea just how deep the rabbit hole of sexy ponies actually goes.
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>>27178449
In the olden days, people were grossed out by horse genitals.

For the longest time, pone parts looked like a ( ¡ ).
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>>27178578
>Rabbit hole.
Muh dick.
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>>27178570
Well, now almost all the marehoods are anatomically correct.
I love it.
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>>27178578
>why do people draw the dicks properly, but put human genitals on mares.
everyone knows what a horsecock looks like, even if he has just a general idea of it. You can also joke about it in public.
But nope, if you look or know anything about horse vaginas you're a degenerate zoohpile.
I swear, horsecocks are a meme.
>>27178593
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>>27178602
>But nope, if you look or know anything about horse vaginas you're a degenerate zoohpile.

We... kind of are.

>>27178593
Furries go, stay, go!
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>>27178623
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>>27178635
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>>27178602
>horsecocks are a meme
http://i.imgur.com/MjqpYra.jpg
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>>27178602
Fucking Judy is the only way to experience what Alice did.
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>>27178635
Eh. Live and let live.
At least I can be content knowing none of the furry/scaley shit that had a boom on the net actually turns me on, so I'm good.

Then again, as one furry back in 2011 said, "Finally there's someone lower than us in the internet hierarchy."
Make of that what you will.
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>>27178649
crossed got any better?
I remember they said they were gonna make a movie but nothing came out of it so I don't think so.
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On the bright side, Starlight.
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>>27178661
>none of the furry/scaley shit that had a boom on the net actually turns me on
What about marty
you can't not be gay for marty
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>>27178672
yes
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how about these instead of rabbits?
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>>27178602
>everyone knows what a horsecock
>horsecocks are a meme.

Everyone knows because is easy see horses in real life and they get bonner everywhere. It's a meme just 4U.
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>>27178706
If I had to be completely honest with myself, I would absolutely fuck a dolphin if I had an opportunity.
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65 ponies a day
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>>27178712
All animals are naked and most of their genitals exposed, anon.
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>>27178706
Putin probably wants to dine on dolhpin meat.
Fuck that guy.
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>>27178728
>The stories of how their vaginas milk you dry.
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>>27178728
Have you seen the image of a guy fucking one underwater?
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>>27178756
I think they just want to see if they can use them to analyze and better watch ukrainian and american naval forces
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>>27178766
can you link me? ive heard a story about girl haxing sex with one underwater, it was rad
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>>27178780
Did I ever tell you just how popular strategy games are in the ex-Sov. countries?
Those guys just played too much Red Alert 2.
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>>27178766
I've only seen the occasional video of a guy masturbating one, and that one blog story about the guy who had a dolphin harem along a coastline or something. Lucky fuck.
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>rabbits
MLPG please.
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>>27178792
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q0pqEGsZLM8/hqdefault.jpg
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>>27178822
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is this a pone
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>>27178822
>No scuba gear
What.
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>>27178852
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkA4Mij2RFo
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>>27178871
you can't be certain until you see the butt
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>>27178871
Rei should draw more ponies, they're quite cute
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>>27178916
REI IS DEAD
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>>27178894
What's happening here? Can't get it.
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>>27178894
>pony gets her cutie mark in caring and breeding with dolphins
ponies are an interesting bunch
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>>27178894
I want to buy that pony her fancy dress
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>>27178922
she looks at the price tag and can't afford it
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>>27178922
She forgot to put in her pony contacts so she's going home to put them in. She's rolling her eyes by how silly she is.
come on fampai
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>>27178940
To me it'smore like Dolan's experience in the Apple Store.
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>>27178921
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
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>>27178936
>9.9971 bits

What the fuck? Who is the hell is in charge of financing??
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>>27178958
what?
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>>27178970
it doesn't read backwards from our point of view, it's written forwards on both sides
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>>27178960
toxicmario tier joke tbqh
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>>27178970
Pokehidden probably.
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>>27178972
>>27178972
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>>27179005
What happened to him anyways? Did he finally commit sudoku after finishing banned from equestria daily?
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Can't stop listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNA2SVuRcPg
Help me.
Someone please help me.
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how do you organize your pone folder mlpg? i'm thinking of separating individual folders by gif/image or fan art/show shots. the pone is getting too bloated
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>>27178822
i bet holding breath underwater while having sex wasnt easy
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>>27179031
Love finds a way
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>>27179020
Is megasweet still a bandwagoning faggot who can't into hands and feet?
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>>27178809
What about...deer?
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>>27179020
Oh, hey, this is a really bad song.

>>27179028
I've been doing it by whichever pony is more prominent/the focus of a piece and, if both are equally so, I put it in a AJ+ or Rarity+ folder, depending on which pony makes the scene more memorable. I also do this based on the shipping involved as most of these are usually ships.

I have smaller categories, like 'Fillies', in which I've included several smaller folders like 'Applebloom', 'Scootaloo', 'Peaches', etc.

All porn is in it's own directory separated by pony. All fucked up porn gets its own mixed folder while funny porn also gets its own mix folder.

I need to break it down further as it takes too long to find the pony picture I want to post
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Starlight is such an ugly and smelly pony
>>
necromancer pony rolls, rolls, rolls behind you, backstabs you, then does drops a bunch of those HELLO carvings while you fade into the ground.
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>An episode with Starlighrt and Trixie.
>Two shit ponies who are going to be shit together.
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>>27178970
1799,9
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>>27179017
We got a replacement goldfish.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-pokefound
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>>27179020
I can't tell what the tone of this song is supposed to be. It seems slightly, rude, but at the same time it sounds kinda neutral.
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>>27179093
*three
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>>27179089
>pony rolls, rolls, rolls
>keep rolling away from her
>10 ft away at least
>suddenly, you get trapped in a backstab animation she completes from the other side of the room
>she has the buzz buzz ring on, so you get double fucked by her horn stab
>drops about fifty 'Very Good!' carvings, then does the lay down on the ground animation
Fucking lagstabbing pony fucker, bitch!
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>>27179028
Tagging.
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>>27179093
Excuse you, her name is Lulanion
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>>27179120
>Implying Twilight is a shit character.
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>>27179143
>implying she isn't
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>>27179153
Implying your mom.
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>>27179159
>Twifag's face when he can't accept Twilight is a shit pony
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>>27179125
I never got how people could find that fun. If all PVP is is who can backstab, and backstage are basically random, why do people even bother?
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>>27177482
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>>27179179
I honestly hate it. I always get killed by some laggy fuckface that can always roll out of an attack I just did. I mean, it even makes the fucking bloody 'you just cleaved some meat' sound effect and they take no damage, yet they can consistently hit me from 5-8m away with a dagger no problem. It's gay as hell.
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>>27179028
It's not as bad as you think. If you keep at it long enough you eventually just know the general location to scroll to when you're looking for a particular image.

That being said, I'm just lazy as all fuck.
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Marry the horse
Start a big family with horse. Grow old with horse
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>>27179256
That's the dream
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>>27179234
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>>27179267
My dream is to cuddle two ponies at once
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http://i.imgur.com/o6puIYC.png
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>>27179286
oops. Thought I removed that image. oh well.
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>>27179286
Nathan could probably beat me up
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>>27179293
Well hello there, hot damn.
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>>27179293
WEW LAD
THATS SOME NICE PONI
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Filly wants her Christmas present
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>>27179293
Hot as hell, thanks
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>>27179293
Look at those best friends
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>>27179293
unf
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>>27179286
My dream is to NTR a pony
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>>27179293
oh yes
>>
Pony says she has heard about your Equestrian exploits and will pay you 25 Bits if you agree to finger her for at least half-an-hour. It's just an itch that she cannot scratch herself and being able to clamp down on someone would bring her some desperately needed relief.
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>>27179362
My dream is to be forced into cute clothes by Rarity and forced into lessons that teach me how to be a proper lady and to please a stallion and when I finish she'll whore me out to random stallions
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>>27179377

I wanna fuck that gem dork
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http://mlpg.co/htc/

>nothing to look forward to
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>>27179377
Sorry ma'am the rate is 2 bits per minute. It's advertised right on my flyer. It ain't cheap to live here.
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>>27179413
I didn't even know that was a thing.
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>>27179113
The artists it's about apparently couldn't either - Kev thought it was hilarious while Atryl complained.
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>>27179406
I want to nervously ask if she wants to hang outonly to spend a nice evening at her house doing dork things because we're both too nervous to go out
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>>27179429
Sounds like the perfect combination of awkward and autism rapped up in porn. The very essence of /mlp/.
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>>27179415
She says at this point, she really can't afford not to take your expensive offer. She tosses you a bag of Bits, then backs up to your lap, begging for you to start immediately.

She's already dribbled on one of your shoes. She needs relief immediately.
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>>27179429
>Atryl complained.
Really?

It's such a silly thing I couldn't imagine any of them getting upset by it. Maybe he just hates hip-hop
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>>27179456
>Smells like fish.
>>
Party ponies(?)
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>>27179497
Holy shit that's bad
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>>27179466
In the comments.

>I would rather draw yoshi noses than sound like a money-hungry ass who sells porn from under the table :P Especially when I was one of the few who didn't even bring any for a child friendly event, even if it meant I make less money. Jokes and parodies are fun because they are based on something that's real. I don't like money, I don't sell porn under the table, and I am also happily married. I hope I don't sound too salty though, Please don't get me wrong, I don't take this seriously, I am not offended, I think it's funny if I didn't know who these guys are, just the message is a total miss. I also think it doesn't belong to YouTube theme-wise, although I can see how funny this sounds coming from me. :)

I mean, he says he is not upset about it a bunch of times, but he was clearly upset enough to point out the things that were wrong in his opinion.
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>>27179467
FYI, vagina should NEVER smell like fish. If it does, there are problems and you need to gtfo as fast as possible
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>>27179293
http://i.imgur.com/juXDgGo.png

http://i.imgur.com/bDKDutk.png
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>>27179398
Thats an admirable dream you have there anon.
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>>27179509
Nah, he's just a big ol' bitch and he's butthurt about being criticized, even if done through a really shitty song.

He shouldn't have said anything and if someone asked, he should have pretended he never heard it and if he gets linked, he should just be all like 'huh. I guess that exists.' and not commented on any of it.

Instead, he bitched out like a pussy ass faggot
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>>27179535
nice

nice
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>>27179509
Ahhh, the classic "I'm going to post some smilies or maybe 'haha's in my lecture to prove that I'm not as upset as my first draft's response made me seem so I can do a bit of damage control while getting my point across".

I thought better of him.
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>>27179535
I think she misunderstood that friendship thing
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>>27179535
#1 is good. Make #2 a double-ended dildo from Trixie's poon to Glimmer's ass and I'm going to cum.
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>>27179509
>I would rather draw yoshi noses than sound like a money-hungry ass who sells porn from under the table

But Kev drew the yoshi noses.
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>>27179543
Thank you.
I'd even massage mistress Rarity's hooves or let her use me as a chair when she's giving lessons.
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>>27179546
>tfw you learned to deal with shit like this long ago thanks to having to deal with internet trolls as well as seeing others interact with them

>there are trainers who get paid in the hundreds per meeting to tell people in management positions exactly this kind of stuff

I wish I had the motivation to actually turn that knowledge into money.
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>>27179586
>use me as a chair when she's giving lessons.
Only if she sits on my lap. Ponies are meant to sit on laps.
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post qtmarks
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>>27179597
...is there really? Can I be a troll adviser?
>>
All in all you're just a
'nother filly in the thread.
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>>27179569
>tfw he switched to super weird anthro fetish porn shortly after drawing more appealing pony faces
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>>27179604
She insist on using your face and she won't have any whining.
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>>27179606
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>>27179604
>she sits on your lap
>you have to wear one of those dick restraining devices that prevent you from achieving a full throbber
>she adjusts herself now and then by wiggling her butt against your lap
>leans back to speak softly against your neck or breathe against your skin
>it's a lesson about controlling yourself as a proper lady should
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>>27179627
I don't mind because he's still a pretty cool guy and his weird fetish art appeals to me.
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>>27179652
10/10
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>>27179643
I'm not mad or anything, Kev is a cool guy and he gets good money for paying that stuff at least I assume he does.

I'm just selfish and would like to see more cute ponies.
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>>27179606
>>27179634
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>>27179606
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>>27179652
>Pinkie Pie tie

I love it
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>>27179652
Great

Great
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>>27179652
I'm dying
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>>27179674
That fucking ass, unf
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>>27179686
Pinkie tie.
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>>27179652
ponies should be forced to wear ties
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>>27179652
dude what
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>>27179711
All ponies should be forced for wear micro skirts and cute panties
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>>27179535
are you going to finish those?
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>>27179700
raritys heart shaped ass and heart shaped clit
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>>27179743
Are you running for mayor of any local pony ordinances? You have my vote. I will illegally vote 9 times for you. You have all 9 of my votes.
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>>27179652
10/10
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>>27179763
Is that a ponut
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>>27179652

pfft
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>>27179763
I will need this uncensored for research purposes, please.
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Guys, if we can be /ck/ for a moment, for the love of god DO NOT blend leek leaves. When you do, they become like an onion, if an onion was 7 feet tall and could punch you in the gut. I'm talking bent in two coughing, sneezing and crying. My roommate from the other room was crying. In the other fucking room.
And don't think you can eat that fucker. It was like eating a raw onion.

Luckily, I found out that the juice of two lemons is enough to appease the leek gods. Apparently there's some hidden chemistry behind it, but lemon not only stops the smell if you're cooking, but it makes that fucker edible. It was a very interesting discovery and I was able to dine on two onions and a single leek.

Long story short, if you have leek leaves , fucking boil them in a soup with the onions and for the love of GOD don't fucking blend them.

Now back to our scheduled posting of ponies.
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>>27179783
no thats a dock
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>>27179767
Since I'm not a pony I can't take part in pony politics, but I have left several suggestions about it in Mayor Mayor's suggestion box.
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>>27179792
I dunno, man, it looks like her pucker is pursing up for a kiss
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>>27179020
it's really catchy.
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>>27179805
I would kiss it.
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>>27179805
her clit is actually looking for that kind of attention
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>>27179815
>>27179818
I'd get both, eventually, after kissing her ass for a while. You wouldn't have to ask me more than once to perform analingus on her. I'd have her tail up as the request left her lips.
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>>27179832
>going from ass to puss
why would you do that
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>>27179832
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>>27179801
Please do not talk about mayor mare's box.
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Treehugger, draped over your shoulder like a shawl: "Quit gettin' mad at video games."
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Hey, I bet you can't guess Pinkie's favorite color.
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>>27179850
But I need to shove things into it
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>>27179497
what the fuck how did onta get even worse
>>
How can you have yer pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
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>>27179878
Tree Hugger casually sucking your dick while you play video games.
You pass the controller to her when you die and proceed to eat her out
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>>27179846
You start with what feels pretty good and you escalate to a heart throbbing, hip gyrating, gut wrenching climax by dragging your tongue across her clit after working her to the point of begging.

Standard professional oral service, Anon.

>>27179849
>tonguefucking Rarity's anus
>clench
It would be difficult not to bust a nut right then and there
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>>27179652
that's fucking brilliant
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>>27179910
>ass
>to
>puss
WHY
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Is it wrong that I just want all the ponies to be sluts
Like, not even having sex with me
Just really slutty and kind of bimbo-y
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>>27179948
Yes
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>>27179912
B-but she doesn't have a last name!
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>>27179948
Is it wrong that I want to be turned into a slutty, bimbo pony?
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>>27179922
I
just
explained
it

Trust me, your saliva is going to contain the most bacteria and dirty stuff as you're working her over. Pending you're not literally sucking down turds, which not even I could do for Rarity, she's not going to have any problems.

It's like you've never licked a girl's asshole before stroking her clit before.
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>>27179964
W
H
Y
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>>27179961
Cele-luck-stia
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>>27179948
No.
I wish all the ponies were slutty bimbos into femdom and all the colts/stallions were trappy little subs
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>>27179910
>Standard professional oral service, Anon.
I was thinking he meant more "why would you clean her asshole and then her pussy without washing your tongue"
And he does have a point.
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>>27179961
I thought her first name was princess?
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>>27179979
Look, it's a completely different story if you're doing anal sex and decide to switch over. That's definitely going to cause problems. With your mouth, there's not going to be a problem. What aren't you getting here? I don't think I can detail this any further

>>27179990
Literally not a problem if she's cleaned up already. You guys are acting like you're licking diarrhea off an asshole.
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>>27179880
baby-diarrhoea green?
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>>27179948
Why can't you just want the ponies to be themselves?
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>>27179985
That's not how it works and she knows it!
Unless she wants to be called Princess Stia from now on...
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>>27180003
look at that cat
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>>27179964
>your saliva is going to contain the most bacteria and dirty stuff as you're working her over.
anon, would you finger a girl's asshole and then her pussy
Or maybe an even better comparison, since vaginas are an extremely sensitive area that must be cleaned properly, just like a mouth, would you kiss a girl just after you ate her ass
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>>27180003
Because sluts are awesome
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>>27180001

If your shit is green then something is wrong with you
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>>27180004
I'd call her anytime
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>oh, rimming is not a big deal
>I enema'd before, you can go hard down there just fine

Where's the "rarity's enema accident" image when you need it.
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>>27180003
https://derpibooru.org/1131503
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>>27180051
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>>27180003
Because I like needy girls.
Just the idea pushes my buttons.
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Pleasure the pony in public
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>>27180066
thank you kindly, anon.
While we're at it, is there a full version of that pic?
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>>27180022
The mouth is a bacterial wasteland full of all sorts of nasty stuff that will fight, eat, and kill the stuff you pick up, if you pick up anything. A clean ass is not going to dirty your mouth to the point that you're going to be able to do any more damage to her puss than simply licking her out.

Your finger is not covered in a dense flora of bacteria, so it will pick up and carry all of the bacteria to wherever you decide to stick it.

And for that analogy of yours, do you think most girls would let you kiss immediately after licking them out? Would you make out with a girl that just sucked you off? Everyone's different, man.

A clean ass is not a problem. If you're eating shit, she's probably not the only one that's going to be in trouble. Pussies can fend off a lot of bacteria, but not if you literally slurp a turd into her.

Again, have you never given oral before?
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>>27180045

The princesses should really take their stuff off more often

and by more often I mean at least once I mean geez

That stuff must be glued on
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>>27180082
>Because I like needy girls.
anon I suggest you talk to a therapist
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>>27180084
????
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>>27180100
>Again, have you never given oral before?
of course not. I've only had sex twice in my life.
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>>27180115
goat are you drunk or something
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>>27180107
Okay. Not going to but okay.
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>>27180084
>in public
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>>27180125
anon don't molest the goat
he is pure, literally the only pure artist in mlpg
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>>27180115
what a comfy poner
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>>27180107
>seeing a therapist already
>Like being depended on and told what to do

Is this something I need to bring up?
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>>27180118
6 month fling with a sado-masochist that liked leaving claw marks on my back when she got drunk. I ate a lot of ass during that time and she never got any bad stuff going on. Again, she was very clean, always showered up like an hour or two before things went down
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>>27180125
what

>>27180145
what
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>>27180085
is chocolate and aj is licking her cheek
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>mlpg right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lSiXZpoGM
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>>27180162
you were just posting a bunch of random shit it seemed kind out out of character for you, and now you're nobbyposting
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>>27180134
That's right. In front of mares and stallions.
Some of them are disgusted but the majority are impressed by your amazing human stamina.

Mares watching start fainting after a measly fifteen minutes of seeing you pound a pony in the middle of the street
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Gilda's sweaty, filthy socks.
In your mouth
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>>27180017
Thats not a cat its a little pony
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>>27180178
you do understand that if you just add "Goat train" to the name field it doesn't actually make you goat
>>27180188
pushing Gilda's sweaty filthy socks inside her asshole with your dick
>>
You watch as the pony runs screaming past your window, followed seconds later by a loping anon.

A few seconds later you hear the sounds of wrestling, muffled squealing, and panting.
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>>27180178
I'm just very tired and probably shouldn't be posting here at all, sorry
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>>27180198
scoots your ponyvag is showing
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>>27180207
looks like anon is fucking the ponies again
>>
GOAT IS PURE!

PUUUUUUUURE!
>>
Whats up, assholes?
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>>27180229
is funny joke
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>>27180230
Yes.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/2/11/1085478.png
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Thank Celestia for mares
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>>27180296
Unf
Finger the pony, get your hands wet
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>>27180309
Already at it.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/12/20/188201.jpg
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>>27180329
Perfect
Don't forget to save the juice; it's a delicacy.
>>
New thread where
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ponies don't wear ties
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>>27176094
>>27176094
>>27176094
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>>27180162
>image limit
WHAT
http://i.imgur.com/6SyRmsD.png
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Filly's ZuneHD broke and she wants a replacement
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>>27180215
Sleep, pone will be here tomorrow
I think
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>>27180469
get her an iPone instead
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>>27180513
>>27180513
>>27180513

Talk to Celestia!
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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