605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
Art is Magic still showcased here!
>>27149167
Now well into Spring, Equestrian nights are bound to be rather mild in general. That is, when it's not a stormy night; the pegasi do plan those as well! Good for the plant life and all. But barring inclement weather, it's a season that's much more conducive to hanging around outside in the evenings - snow's fun, but it's cold! Whether that means more garden parties, dances, or just pleasant walks under the moon, it's change of pace that more than a few ponies must have been looking forward to.Any time is the right time for parties for Pinkie, though. What's she got in store for spring?
>>27166764
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
606 - No Second Prances:When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
beach
episode
>>27171943
>>27171945
Dumb fillyposters.
>>27171943
>>27171945
The fillies have gotten out of hand
>>27171963
they must be subdued
>>27171957
Remember to drown fillies periodically to keep the filly population in check.
>>27171957
Heh.
Pass.
>>27171873
>16-22 in pony years
Jesus, Twilight is 30.
>>27171966
>you will never have a filly hat
>>27171873
>"spike is the same age as twilight in number of years"
>his egg was hatched by twilight when she was a filly in school
I'm not sure if this means spike was just aging inside the egg for the first several years of twilight's life or if jim has no idea what he's talking about
>>27171986
where do I buy a filly hat
>>27171986
scootaloo is a very hatty filly
>T(h)anks for the Memories
>No one dies
>>27171957
man chin
flat creepy face
hair looks bad
5/10 I know you can do better
>>27172019
That's just her pegasus perching instinct.
>>27172019
I feel like it's destiny that one of the CMC will end up with Big Mac.
>>27172051
any one of the cmc?
>>27171983
She's not the dumpy little bookhorse she was back in 2010.
>>27172056
N-no
>>27172034
I absolutely can't do better
but if you really want to give the feedback to the artist, go tell him over here: >>27168328
>>27172034
>pointing out flaws in amateur fanart
that used to be one of my favorite hobbies
>>27172025
tank died
metaphorically
>>27171957
Good looking human faces are hard to get down, the artist has my empathy.
>>27171983
He says in the second part of his post that his thoughts pretty much aren't canon
>>27172076
>>27172086
I actually do want the artist to succeed
I bet he could make unf stuff
>>27172019
The apples can be very cute hats, too.
>>27172015
You don't.
Same goes for colt hats.
What if pony use lipstick on her ponut?
contrary to popular belief, it's actually pretty easy being a breezie
>>27172151
if i was a breazy i would build my home inside of celestias ass cheeks
>>27172087
Dr. Vetpone doesn't know how to treat metaphorical death, but gives you a pamphlet on existentialism.
>>27172162
https://e621.net/post/show/612343/
You may want to reconsider.
Will you help this cute pony bring order to Equestria, assuring the supremacy of Unicorns over the lesser ponies?
>>27172230
Twilight is a cute good pony.
She'd never want that
>>27172230
fuck no I won't
if unicorns are so great then why don't they have wings?
can celestia punish you for crimes you committed in other universes?
What's so great about them, anyway?
>>27172252
Celestia can do anything she wants
>>27172253
they are everything that I am not
>>27172230
no
only the changelings are truly fit to rule over all ponykind
>>27172253
they are like puppies, they will love you no matter what atrocities you have committed.
Reminder to treat your Nyx as you would treat your Filly.
Pones in glasses
>>27172135unf
>>27172034
>manly jaw
filly needs to invent the internal combustion engine
>>27172298
I am going to post this horse
a rather cute horse he is
We should all strive to post such cute horses
>>27172328
are you running out of ideas, anon
>>27172338
I'm going to post this super lewd horse
>>27172339
n-no
>>27172338
I am Mr Saucer!
>>27172352
Ah black rectangle, my nemesis
I know him well
>>27172367
the black rectangle is your friend
the black rectangle just wants to keep thingssafe
>>27172338
ok
>>27172328
why
>>27172381
why not
>>27172391
I am suspicious of filly now
>>27172376you got sauce on that?
>>27172376
No anonymous
the black rectangle is quite the pest
it gets all over everything
makes it hard to walk
all sorts of dastardly things
>>27172376
That's bs propaganda and you know it, i'm onto you and your organization.
>>27172405
filly just wants a racecar. She want to be fast like rainbow dash
FiveNightsat Fluttershy's
>>27172433
Maybe she could ask Rainbow Dash how to fast
>>27172430
>posting humans
>>27172430
She's a cutie.
>>27172447
>five days of sex with fluttershy
unf
>>27172482
YOU'RE a cutie
>>27172488
>days
he explicitly said nights
you have to leave at dawn and can't come back until sunset
did we not get an episode this week?
>>27172503
I refuse to leave.
>>27172408
I don't, actually. Sorry!
>>27172506
Nope
>>27172506
Next ep will be on the 30th, I hear.
>>27172530
>new episode will be ANOTHER Trixie episode
>>27172562
>He doesn't want another Trixie episode
>>27172562
>ANOTHER
we've only had two so far
Pony is now your adopted sister
Pony has seen the truth of the Dark Gods.
>>27172580
TWO TOO MANY
>>27172090
Because humans are SHIT.
>no hooves
ponyboner
http://hoverrover.tumblr.com/image/143281255499
>>27172604
Pony has seen the truth of the dark gods and thus has become your adopted sister
Nighty night goobers.
>>27172638
sleep tight
Behead those who insult Nyx!
Pony heard you where talking shit like she wouldn't find out.
>>27172724
>that
>pony
>implyra hearstrings
>>27172584
>>27172622
How did that happen?
>>27172732
YO HO HO SHE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
>>27172731
I love tatzljack
She can apple 40% more than the regular variety.
>>27172575
>trixie will never dominate you
FUCK
pony decalibrated her interocitor
>>27172810Plug it in, Joe.
>>27172829
pony joe has no idea what you're talking about
naked poniesmore naked than show-naked
How would you react to your waifu telling you that she's pregnant?
>>27172376
>tfw no futa pone to fuck my arse
>>27172878
clothed ponies
>>27172889
>Twilight will never fuck a baby into your butt
>>27172887
I'm not sure why she's telling someone she's never even met, but congratulations
Look at all these pony sluts, walking around naked and whatnot.
Pony is doing her mating dance again.
R U hot yet, anon?
>>27172893
I just want to lovingly suckle on the tip of her softening penis as it throbs little loads into my mouth.
>>27172914
is porn finally happening?
>>27172920
That's the gayest thing I've heard in a while
>>27172919
Someone remind me why Flash is the coolest boy in school again
>>27172925
I want anon to fuck me while a stallion fucks him
We're all wearing pretty dresses.
https://www.humblebundle.com/books/my-little-pony-comics-idw
>>27172933
I'm glad derpibooru has a built-in tag that gets added to shit-stirring images
>>27172796Dominate mares are hot.
>>27172929
Guitar
Car
Probably football team
>>27172922
soon
>>27172929
Getting the most pussy, also the guitar
>>27172980
So is the new episode out yet or what?
Can someone hit me up with a youtube/dailymotion/mega link?
>>27172986
No dumbass.
No episode today.
>>27172986
Come back on the 30th
>>27172952Dominate dragons are hottter
>>27172952
>>27173004
I'm going to dominate both the dragoness and the mare.
>>27172938
>the amount I can afford to spend on this is so little it's not even worth it
being lazy NEET trash sucks
>>27172980
How the hell can he get pussy dancing like that?
>>27173026
have you seen his car
>>27173020
>>27173026
White people
>>27173020
get a job, anon
>>27173014
I'd rather be dominated by the dragonessand be affectionately Refered to as "my greatest treasure."
>>27173014
>wrestling a dragoness
>subduing her and dominating her
>>27173040
yeah I'm getting right on that
eventually
>>27172878
Naked ponies are always the best ponies
>>27173014
Give her the Fus Roh Dah
>>27173057
fuckin
do it
>>27173040
>Email person saying I'm interested in a job
>Get a call the next day
>After a few minutes of talking get told I didn't have enough experience for an entry level job
If I was in a worse mood that day I might have told the person off.
>>27173065
What would you do if your waifu/horsebando wanted to wear a wedding dress/tux?
>>27173057
>tfw never got a job during high school and figured finishing college would help
>get a degree in 3D animation at a community college
>means jack shit
>tfw I can't even stand 3D animation anymore because I still suck at modelling
>now I'm 25 years old with no job experience and no one will hire me
>>27173032
>>27173036
What the fuck kind of teenager drives this?
>>27172376
Obviously not futa.
>>27172408
>>27172521
Retards, it's literally in the bottom left corner and it isn't nsfw.
>>27173092
My waifu and horsebando are both top tier horses that never wear anything
I am safe
>>27173096
I want to see Flash Sentry in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXhYWRLKno
>>27173101
>Obviously not futa.
no anon we didn't know that
we never would have guessed
not in a million years
>>27173079
vague words of encouragement from a stranger are definitely overpowering years of mental instability, thanks anon
>>27173115
you little shit
>>27173113
What gave it away for you?
For me it was the drawing not being garbage, no disgusting prolapsed anus, no oversized dick - the censor looked too small.
I'll never understand futafaggots.
>>27173096
a rich and cool one
>>27173096
Like half the kids at my high school. I grew up in a rich neighbourhood.
>>27173127
Because I've seen the image before and the source you faggot
>I'll never understand futafaggots.
Oh I get it, you're just trying to make a fuss over people you don't like
Fuck off
>>27173127
>no disgusting prolapsed anus
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT PROLAPSES YOU NIGGER
>>27173127
>he doesn't like mare cock
https://derpibooru.org/262273
>>27173101
Now we wait for inevitable edit
>>27173094
>work shitty retail jobs since I finished high school
>Get extremely nervous starting a new job and being around new people so I fuck up or make the people around me think I'm mentally disabled
>Always get extremely paranoid and quit a few months after working because I can't handle the pressure of dealing with people
>>27173125
you can't say anything worse to me than I already tell myself multiple times every day, either
I'm motivation-proof, fucker
>>27173154
>Be shut in most of my life
>Now have a job where I have to walk up to people and initiate conversation with them
You get used to it m8
>>27172933
I just love how the show keep retconning the comic
>>27173150
>those 2 tiny little "censor" bars
>>27173169
Them Nips and their weird censorship rules
i am gonna go fuck some ass
>>27173163Anon, I spent a year working at my first job and I never got used to it no matter how hard I tried. I had panic attacks every day and I was so afraid I was going to lose my mind or have some kind of heart attackPart of my first job required me to try and sell memberships and insurance to customers and I always fucked that up because I couldn't hold conversations with them or I would freak out if they wanted to know more about a product or something
>>27173083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jjhWcWfCyE
If you were to search a job 10 years ago, you might have obtain any job you want just by walking into their office. Now they just making shit up just so they don't hire you or anyone, despite being more qualified for the job.
>>27173200
I am going to snuggle some pony
>>27172919
>twily is supposed to be canon 30 years old
that is not very princess like dancing
>>27173200
LOVESTRUCK WHY
>>27173214
She's a big nerd. Of course she can't dance.
>>27173096
man, Flash is such a stud, I'd totally be okay with making out with Twi after she blew him.
>>27173214
>Wears a tiny skirt that only goes 1/3 of the way down her thighs.
>Starts bending over on the dancefloor.
Twily be gettin' desperate for that teen cock.
>>27173162
sounds like its time to take lsd and reset your brain
>>27173238
He is a big loser.
I could probably be him up.
>>27173228
That pony is bad news anon
Don't ever turn your back on her
>>27173204
>Panic attacks
Christ man. I'm awkward as fuck and I never got those. Yeah I had to get used to talking to people (and I still have a ways to go to being a true extrovert), but I can at least hold and start a conversation.
>>27173211
Then they bring in people on the H1B program and pay them a fraction of the cost because they couldn't find anyone.
>>27173200
Cut out the middleman and fuck your own ass!
>>27173214
Where does it imply that?
I always pictured her being around 20
>>27173026
he doesn't. He's an awkward fuck just like the rest of us. He probably browses on Cloverchan and masturbates to horse puss
>>27173267
https://youtu.be/Wc0-wSQd-LQ
>>27173268
I don't know about Twilight but Sunset Shimmer is legit a 30 year old in a teenager's body
>>27173268
>>27173303
That's why she's top tier waifu material
>>27173265
>I can at least hold and start a conversation
This is something I can't do unless I'm really comfortable with the person.
But cute horses.
>>27173304
>watermark
seriously who does that?
>>27173313
Didn't even notice that
>>27173308
How can Spike be the same age as Twilight when she hatched him as a filly?
I refuse to accept this.
>>27173313
some artists freak the fuck out way too much about people stealing their shit. i have even seen idiots yell at people to not even save their pictures without permission.
>>27173316
I didn't either. dat butt squish tho
>>27173313
Deviantart.
Personally I find the Patreon branding to be the most obnoxious of anything.
>>27173321
Considering shit gets reprinted or reappropriated all the time for profit, it's a legitimate concern
>>27173265
>Then they bring in people on the H1B program and pay them a fraction of the cost because they couldn't find anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSyRMtT0-sM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YItkuxv7dhU
Stop being retarded. Those companies will put retarded requirement that nobody in the state could meet so they can exploit the guest working program to the fullest. There are plenty of workers that will work on the job but they are consider unemployable because it's easier to pay peanuts to the guest workers.
>>27173317
it's amazing how such simple changes can make spike into a girl
>>27173333
And then blame the guest workers for it when labeling their business as "100% American"
Geinus!
>>27173321
please do not save my original artwork
>>27173327
it may be a legitimate concern but there is no stopping it.
anyone who makes a living stealing art to sell posters could spend 10 seconds in photoshop to remove it.
the artist is only ruining the picture for their fans
How can yellow pone even compete?
>>27173358
MORE YELLOW FOR ME
>>27173348
it's going in the collection
>>27173352
this. It's ultimately pointless.
>>27173241
Where can you get LSD for free
because there's no other way I'm getting it
>>27173348
>dash
its trash, if it was an original rarity i would break the law and steal it.
>>27173348
4chan screencap printouts are sold on ebay
A guy is selling blow-up prints of Instagram posts for millions of dollars
>>27173352
Oh, definitely. The methods of "combating" any form of piracy are invariably stupid.
Just fuck this gay earth and everyone on it
>>27173317
Uh, he's also a dragon.
A fucking dragon.
Not a pony.
>>27173317
The important thing isn't Jim knowing spikes physical age. What is important is he has established a good mental age that I would agree with. I would assume that spike is mentally around the same age as the CMC. I wouldn't mind seeing him try to discover himself more ànd have a coming of age thing similar to how the CMC got their cutie marks.
>>27173317
the same way a week old puppy would be the same age as a five year old child
Dragons develop much, much slower than ponies
>>27173378
dude I couldn't contain rarity if I wanted to
you know how she gets around
>>27173412
Okay, well, tell him I said I think he's still a fag
>>27173412
Nobody cares. And I don't mean Nobody I mean nobody. Zero people.
>>27173408
I just stole your art against your consent, which is basically the same thing as rape.
>>27173333
>Stop being retarded
>More or less agrees with my point
Legit question here: Am I missing something?
>>27173430
unfthanks
>>27173428
>>27173412
Hops is the person that got me into gay horses
>>27173428I wish Nobody cared for me
>>27173428
FINE GEEZ
>>27173460
Tail extensions AND a wig?!
This shit's going in the school newspaper
>>27173457
nobby called me dude once, that means we are practically friends.
>>27173460
thank you for deleting that post
>>27173481
he calls everyone dude
>>27173486
so nobby is friends with everybody? what a guy
>>27173432
You miss this part
>because they couldn't find anyone
We have more than enough people to fill up all these jobs but the companies would rather hired guest workers over Americans and Legal Immigrants because fuck them, guest workers are cheaper. Now you got a bunch of qualified Americans homeless or barely making any money while they are being told they're lazy or shit because they got a STEM degree without any experience.
>>27173481
I've watched him interact with other people back and forth on tumblr, that's basically the same thing as me being his friend
>>27173493
he's basically the best
one time he drew me a little anon hugging a giant horsecock
>>27173509
>>27173497
I should have put that in quotations. They put insane requirements on stuff and then they say "Well look at that, no one is qualified. Guess we have to bring someone in from overseas."
It was my fault for not articulating that well enough.
Have a cute pone for your troubles.
>>27173460
>Bald chicks
uuuuunf
FlyingSaucer and I have a witty repartee in the general every few days, that practically makes us butt-buddies
Everypony needs a friend here. I could be a friend to you, FS
>>27173514
hey when you never leave the house and are afraid to start conversations, sometimes you have to pretend
something something shit on the wall
>>27173520
That is a cute pony and I accept it
>>27173542
The best Pink Floyd album
hey dudes check out this sweet rarity i just drew
Don't know if anyone talked about this when it happened, but 4 horse-famous clop artists made a rap song about futaponies (well really it's a parody of Mercy). I don't know how I feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNA2SVuRcPg
>>27173575
>>27173575
well that's certainly a thing
>>27173584
Why I said "Don't know if anyone talked about this when it happened"
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1397901
>>27173575
atryl was being a dick in the comments the last time i saw this
>>27173575
Wootmaster made that.
>>27173600
>atryl was being a dick
Stop the presses
I want to enjoy a nice cider with these mares.
>>27172575
this is anthro
>>27173493
well yeah
I'm friends with like
everyone my dude
http://fillycon.org/
>>27173621
Then why are you at home on a Saturday night?
>>27173621
even Fluttershy?
>>27173630
nice try, equestrian fbi
>>27173634
he is probably fucking a hot girl and eating cocaine right this instant while browsing mlpg
>>27173636
Quickly, grab her tongue!
>>27173647
>eating cocaine
God dammit my sides
>>27173634
but bro I just blazed the bleeze and picked up some brewskis for a rager in half an hour my dude
I haven't been home since like Friday morning
Imma try and get in that vagoo tonight my guy
maybe some dong too
>>27173636
who
>>27173647
>cocaine
what kinda money u think I got
>>27173693
Nobby go to a con I wanna party with you
>>27173693
Ironic broposting is still broposting.
>MLP season 6
>start off as "just okay"
>then suddenly Spike episode
>then suddenlyTrixie
I'm legitimately excited now.
>>27173693
bra like lemme hit up that rager with you
>>27173729
if I ever do go to a con I'll for sure be down to slam shots and sing shitty sings my guy
>>27173743
ohmy god when was this drawn
I love it
>>27173742
Go to beb
>>27173748
braindead drew it maybe like a few months ago
>>27173743
>ponies in nothing but shirts
>>27173693
>Nobby is bisexual
this explains SO MUCH
>>27173428
I care, faggot
>>27173742
is this real or rusing?
holy shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>27173775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
>>27173775
100% real, taken right from the official MLP Facebook page.
>>27173308
>but remember, Lauren could refute that
it's basically his headcanon
>>27173742
>5 okay episodes in a row
is this most okayest season?
>>27173794
I give it an okay/okay
>>27173794
I'm a little underwhelmed so far, but that's mostly because so far the episodes aren't really the kind I most like
>>27173760
noice
she does sick arts
>>27173771
I mean was it ever not apparent
>>27173787
oh god i feel like a tremendous faggot for being so happy for this
>>27173771
it's pretty obvious dude
>>27173803
I thought you where drawing all those dicks because people requested them.
I mean even straight porn artists have to draw dick in order to make porn.
>>27173742
I like Trixie, not in a fan boy sort of way but the way they've used her so far has been good. I hope that keeps up, but I guess we'll see soon
>>27173742
So many people called this last week
Im surprised she wasnt in s5
>>27173844
yes it is anon but it doesn't have ponies in it
>>27173844
I think GG might be a furry guys.
>>27173844
It's honestly just pretty generic.
>>27173844
>The joke is sex.
>>27173844
Alright but that's not a pony.
This is a pony.
>>27173794
S5 wasn't ruined until the Dash episode, so we aren't out of the water yet
>>27173876
I'm still a little unclear on the difference, can you post more examples
>>27173879
this is a zebra
which is like a pony
but not quite the same
>>27173877
That was one of my favorite episodes that season
>>27173864
What no
It had a nice twist and kept the mystery going
>>27173876
>>27173861
no pony this week = no pony from me
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
t. Bill Cosby
I would like to see the royal guards helping force celestias huge cock into twily
like this http://i.imgur.com/SIut17P.png
>>27173844
I thought it was great how there's no domesticated animals in it.
No fucking talking cats and dogs.
>>27173879
This is a forbidden pony. You can never post it ever or you will die.
>>27173877
Seriously what is your problem. Your presence in these threads makes me uncomfortable.
>>27173897
sort of like there were only animals you'd see at a... zoo
>>27173894
That's fine, but it's also one of the worst
>>27173891
there needs to be more of this thing
>>27173891
One of my favorite zebras. Would suck dry.
>>27173905
I disagree.
>>27173895
>no pony this week = no pony from me
that's not how this works
>>27173877
Terroristdash anon pls, we've been over this
Ember is the new bait, pls keep up
>>27173900
Are you saying the movie takes place in some kind of "Zoo metropolis"?
http://igg-games.com/pulsar-lost-colony-free-download-2.html
>>27173923
but no one dislikes Ember
>>27173921
You don't make the rules
>>27173924
An animal town of sorts
>>27173932
I don't have to, there are already rules that cover this
>>27173915
Ok. But it's a bad episode
Help, human! The other fillies are calling me the lesbians!
>>27173957
well quit makin out with other mares in front of them
>>27173957
that just means they want to cuddle
>>27173957
>Dash
I'm inclined to believe she's making it up to fuel her victim complex
>>27173957
I suggest making out with another girl SO HARD that you wrap around to being straight again.
>>27173912
that's not an easy challenge against a zebra
>a Spike episode
>it wasn't shit
>Spike wasn't a butt monkey the whole time
IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE??
Anyone wanna say hi to Weaver?
He's hanging with the Zootopia crowd
>>27173984
No
Just proved that Spike is not a shit when he is partnered with someone
>>27173856
She was busy.
>>27173987
>the Zootopia crowd
Anon, those people are called "furries".
>>27173977
Can't blame me for trying either way, can you?
>>27173984
New writers just know how to do it
>>27173987
not really
following someone around is weird
>>27174000
*turns muzzle sideways*
I resent that notion.
>>27174009
It's easy when you come up with a story and not just "have x pony be a cunt for 20 minutes"
Penk is going to adventure the shit out of you.
>>27174002
no, in fact I think it's a good move because you win either way
>>27173963
Nyet! I do not kiss the mares. They too old for filly like me.
>>27173964
Da! This is the reason I come to you human!
>>27173968
Nyet, I am not cyka Dash! She is real lesbians here! Parents tell me to stay away from gay mare
>>27173972
I am not sure this is solution to problem
>>27174000
are we really gonna do this, here, in the biggest ghetto ever made to keep people out of other parts of 4chan?
>>27171873
>Spike is same age as Twilight in number of years
I always assumed Spike's egg was really old, something Celestia was keeping for the right moment.
>>27174033
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!
>>27174053
Rorschach pls
>>27174053
>>27173972
you post this twilight bag TOO MUCH
>>27174045
You'd have to ask Lauren. She's the only one who really knows
>>27174077
not him, but it's funny
>>27173999
the new trixie ep blows the shitty comic canon straight to hell
>>27174081
but what episode?
>>27174053
I'm glad that we're in here and he's out there and he's the sheriff and he's where we are and what I want to know is where's the pony?
>>27174045
oh thats true, how long was he in that fucken egg? and where was the egg stored all that time? in celestias bedroom i bet.
spike could hear hundreds of years of celestia fucking and sleep farting.
>>27174082
COMICS BTFO
>>27174091
Talk more about this sleep farting
>>27173799
the only one that annoyed me was the CMC ep because even though they have their cutie marks already they somehow found a way to have Apple Bloom angst about her fucking purpose in life.
It stopped being terrible for the last third though.
>>27174045
So that would have to mean a dragon's age is measured at the time when the egg is laid, not when it's hatched. Therefore, Spike's egg was laid around the same time as Twilight was born. And Spike naturally ages slower, due to being a dragon.
Therefore, Spike is physically the same age as the main six, but has the mental age of a pony Apple Bloom's age.
>>27174082
The episode isn't even out yet, Anon. Let's see what actually happens first.
Seriously, this hate toward the comics is obnoxious.
>>27174077
I just love it so much.
Twilight's horn looks like someone jammed a boxcutter blade into her head.
>>27174091
Does Celestia warmed up his egg whole time?
>>27174030
do you not want to cuddle
>>27174102
>in the comic trixie is close friends with twily
>the synopsis for the ep says twily hates trixie
no more proof is needed
>>27174110
no fuck off, dont try to steer this into your shitty unbirthing fetish where celestia keeps the egg warm all day by keeping it in her asshole of vag.
stay on topic of horse farting please
>>27174098
I mean, at least they can't possibly have another episode about their fucking cutie marks. That's it, they milked that cow dry.
Will the show ever address the fact that Spike doesn't have any formal education?
We've never seen him attending school or anything.
>>27174102
>was laid around the same time as Twilight was born.
You'd have to ask Lauren. She had a specific story for the egg and what it was for
>>27173844
aaaaa what the fuck that's adorable
>>27174138
>her asshole of vag
Sounds unsanitary
>>27174138
>celestia keeps the egg warm all day by keeping it in her asshole of vag.
u fooking wot m8
>>27174143
His mom took him to magic kindergarten with her so he probably got a little bit of educating
>>27174098
>>27174140
It was Polsky's episode lad you can simply ignore it desu
>>27174158
>horse magic class
>horse history class
>horse sex ed class
not a good place for a dragon to learn
>>27174119
...neither of that is true?
The comics had Trixie in FF#6 and FiM #21 and #22. Twilight isn't seen or mentioned in any of them.
And the description of the episode doesn't say anything about Twilight hating Trixie.
Have you actually read any of the comics?
>>27174143
Homeschooling with twimom
reminder: pony must survive
>>27174111
Da, I do human! I require the comfort that only human hands give
>>27174025
>chain mail coif
>peasant clothes
>semiautomatic
One of these things is not like the others
>>27174208
If you're following GG, don't expect to be there long
>>27174215
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Anyone remember that episode review guy from /co/?
>>27174208
this doesn't have the virtue of being funny
>>27174190
This happens with rather recurring frequency.
>>27174261
Sharing kindness is an easy feat
Did you know that scratching a ponies' right ear is a signal for her to flip on her back for belly rubs?
From now on you'll be paid in ponies and pony accessories.
>>27174261
Do not judge, human! Fillies have needs, and you not take need from me. Fillies make fun of me too, human. I need cuddles more than ever
>>27174310
cuddle filly
What's this cute shit
>>27174300
Cool!
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27174340
night friend
>>27174339
But Anon aren't you wondering how you'll eat?
I wonder how common pony exhibitionists are
I bet if I took enough walks in the park I'd find one eventually
>>27174354
Nope, I'll just request stallions for my first couple paychecks
>>27174177
Better than what Panky poe and AJ got
>>27174362
I hope you mean cause you're gonna eat their jizz...
>>27174373
that is absolutely what I mean
I'm glad we're on the same page
later I'll get a milkmare too
>>27174358
But Anon, they're typically naked all the time.
>>27174385
Good, that's much much much sexier.
>>27174310
YOU NEEDA BATH
>>27174388
But they DO have clothing, so...
>>27174388
https://derpibooru.org/1134588
but not REALLY naked
>>27174417
good god nips is good
>>27174362
>>27174373
Jesus Anon think for a second, what will the ponies eat? Law of conservation of energy.
>>27173575
>BlackjrXIII
>>27174417
tomoko kuroki the pony
>>27174448
They're ponies, they eat hay and daffodil and daisy sandwiches and things like that
>>27174417
She's super cute, I like her.
>>27173572
are you taking commissions
>That last tweet
>>27174412
>>27174463
https://derpibooru.org/1134569
me too, I hope she gets more attentionthat isn't grimdarkshe also awakened a burning desire inside me for lazy, lonely, kinda slobby girls
>>27174471
Yeah, it is very much a shitty crack ship fueled by nothing else but shipping fuel, the kind that evaporates into the air and erases all traces of emotional maturity.
>>27174471
I have to disagree with Whitley.
Would I like to see more LGBT+ representation in media? Sure, that'd be great. Should characters be MADE into such representations? No, no no.
If the characters naturally gel together and eventually evolve into a couple, I'd be cool with that. But suddenly dropping the ball and saying "these two are a couple now" just turns it into pandering - a cheap throw-in of representation to grab attention and just to say you have it, like adding a black character to a show just to have "diversity" instead of establishing a character who has meaningful interactions and weight in the show WHILE being part of a demographic.
>>27174518
yeah seriously, fuck that diversity-for-the-sake-of-diversity shit
>>27174534
diversity has shown itself to be nothing but a cancer anyways
>>27174544
you can cry about pol all you want
doesnt make it any less true
>The next episode is going to be a rehash of Bridal Gossip, where Twilight judges a book by the cover .
>>27174544
It's pretty funny to see that /pol/ has become this era's /b/ when it comes to site-wide reputation and at the same time rose up to become the 5th biggest board.
>>27174404
Nyet
>>27174573
Hopefully not.
Though, by the looks of it, the writers very well might have never seen Magic Duel (albeit that's hard to believe since catching up on Trixie literally means watching a pair of episodes).
>>27174592
>5th
uh
I think /pol/ is the new /b/ in every metric, from memes to "go back to"s to traffic
only one I'm not convinced of is /pol/ being the 4chan intro board, but that is becoming more likely by the day
>>27174454
wasnt he the guy using source film maker with 3 feet long dicks
>>27174600
I'm worried, but the show did manage to make a good Spike episode so...?
Optimistic as fuck it will be a good episode?
>>27174553
It's probably for the best that clueless young fuckheads are openly admitting their emotional toilet training was deficient. Not being able to feel empathy for superficially different people is a symptom of a pandemic mental illness and is only normal or desirable in a paleolithic culture where acquiring resources always poses significant risks for limited rewards.
Shut up, open your eyes, and watch ponies.
>>27174636
>Optimistic as fuck it will be a good episode?
I'm hype about the episode, but worried about the thought of them fucking up such a basic thing which would seem to be the case going off of the only info we have, Twilight's reaction in the preview.
>>27174649
sure was a lot of big words you used to make you feel superior
good job friendo
>>27174518
I agree with what you're saying but you're saying it poorly. What I think you mean is that lgbt characters defining trait should not be their sexuality, because that is pandering. they should have hopes, dreams, and personality beyond their choice in who they fuck.
>>27174471
What' with all these sjw writers in mlp comic staff
>>27174661
I think it's funny that Trixie is chumming up with a unicorn that can match Twilight power wise just to get under her skin.
I guess none of the other ponies know Starlight is a powerhouse, so this is going to end up biting Trixie in the ass and humbling her again?
>>27174604
/v/ and /vg/ are 50% of this site's traffic.
/b/ is like 20%
/pol/ is a bit lower
The rest is divvied up to every other board.
>>27174695
There's still /int/ between /vg/ and /pol/.
>>27174649
>Not being able to feel empathy for superficially different people is a symptom of a pandemic mental illness
Wait, I thought all people we're equal, and shouldn't be discriminated against. Now they're special?
Filly would like your soul if you aren't using it.
>>27174725
If only it were so simple.
>>27174705
>>27174649
Go make out in the back alley and leave the horsies alone, both you /lgbt/ and /pol/.
But how did princesses know that Starlight is powerful af?
>>27174725
Is this a trade or a shakedown?
I'd be fine with a filly soul
That means I'd go to filly heaven instead of boring, old human heaven.
>>27174747
Twilight, letters. And Celestia probably had to perform the friendship lobotomy before she would be allowed to be "free" again.
>>27174751
Filly heaven is just a bunch of colts that look like Rumble.
>>27174741
I know talking about politics and race relations isn't exactly on topic, but sometimes I just lose it, man. Look, four horses.
>>27174764
>The guards are terrified.
>>27174297
my fav
>>27174700
>gorgonzola
Hah
>>27174760
Are you trying to talk me out of it? Because that is the opposite of what you just did
>>27172562
Has this image ever not been used in conjunction with a shitpost?
>>27174771
What are the guards even there for?
>>27174798
Is there literally anything you wouldn't have sex with?
>>27174802
Guarding the princesses.
But mostly just trying to keep the alicorns that control the forces that power the world happy.
>>27174764
>No current plans for more Alicorns.
~Jim Miller, the producer of the show
Sad one would need a confirmation on that, but at least we know we're in the clear. For now.
>>27174725
We are many, you are but one!
http://i.imgur.com/vzjdPtJ.webm
>>27174821
It's afraid.IT'S AFRAID!
>>27174816
"No plans for more alicorns" just means that hasbro hasn't come up with another toy set yet
"Sorry but I prefer your sister"
>>27174888
>Wait are you the shy one, the crazy one, or the maud one?
>>27174903
>I'm the pink one you idiot
>>27174905
Oh hi, Pokken Pom
This pony has tail feathers
Feels like shipping has been talked about more than usual lately, or maybe I'm just imagining it because I brought it up too. Or did I bring it up because MLPG made me think of it more than usual?
>>27174971
Pony is also doing horse things.
Anyone watched (or was present at) Babscon's Faust panel yesterday?
How was it?
[Dragon ahead]
[Try to do it]
>>27174990
oh wow she still attends bronycon?
>>27175023
She actually didn't for the longest time, but finally went to PonyconNY last year with Bonnie Zacharie and it was amazing.
Since then, she started accepting invitations all around the place again.
>>27175041
Why though? She clearly is bitter about the show. And it's not like she's relevant to the show in any way/
>>27175048
I remember her claiming that she hasn't watched past Season 1. I wonder if that's changed by now.
>>27175048
She's only bitter with Hasbro. From what I've seen she's on good terms with the writers. She's probably even made out with McCarthy once or twice.
>>27175048
A panel with Bonnie Zacharie, anon...
Besides, it's not like she doesn't have some 4 years of experience with the show, 2 of which are still mostly undocumented (the pre-prod. from 2008 to 10.10.10).
Besides, Larson manages just fine with amazing panels about S1 episode production.
Plus, she's still an icon and likes the whole ordeal.
>>27175067
she could be in this thread right now!
I'm not Lyra.
>>27175117
Hi Lyra.
>>27171938
I left /mlp/ after Twilicorn, and I haven't seen any of the new show since the season 3 finale.
Has the show gotten better? Is Twilicorn as bad as my imagination tells me it is? Should I flee from here while I still have the chance?
>>27174821
>wake up
>see this first thing in the morning
Panic attacks aren't a good way to get awake
>>27175130
better or worse than seeing something like this
https://derpibooru.org/1138960
>>27175115
>you might have called Lauren Faust a faggot
>you will never know
>>27175128
Season 5 is generally considered one of the best. 4 was decent and 6 is looking good so far.
The Legend of Zelda: Princess Twilight takes a bit to feel natural but once the writers got used to it its really not that bad. The transition period is a bit iffy, you can feel that it was something Hasbro mandated rather than what the writers wanted, but it turns out okay in the end.
Twilight is big now.
>>27171952
>When do fillies go to bed?
never
>>27175169
She shoudl calm the fuck down
>>27175162
>You might have once asked lauren if she ever watches the fucking show
>Might have even called her a newfag for not watching season 4
>>27175165
>Twilight is big now
But for how long can she stay big?
>>27173317
Maybe he added his pre-hatching time in the egg
>>27175174
oh man, the idea of Faust getting a DYEWTS as a reply is hilarious to me
>>27171938
>>>27171938
>I left /mlp/ after Twilicorn, and I haven't seen any of the new show since the season 3 finale.
>
[Fatuous bullshit about spoon-feeding here.]
>Has the show gotten better?
Yes.
>Is Twilicorn as bad as my imagination tells me it is?
Much of Faust's lore is no longer intact, but that started with "A Canterlot Wedding".
Twi is much less of a designated protagonist — to the extent she still is, it's more plausible now that's she's the youngest, least experienced, but most approachable Princess.
I'm not sure what you were imagining, Anon, but it ended up being more good than bad.
"Everything will be Just Fine."
>Should I flee from here while I still have the chance?
Probably.
>>27175181
If she did post on this board I bet she'd be called a Faustfag endlessly.
>>27175174
>>You might have once asked lauren if she ever watches the fucking show
By now that is probably a legitimate question.
At least I really hope she isn't spending her Saturday morning in front of the TV, downing a bottle of booze while watching MLP.
>>27175192
She said a long time ago in an interview she can't make herself watch what the show is now.
She hasn't watched it since S2, anything she knows about S2 is from the preproduction part, even before the scripts were finalized
it's a legitimate opinion, and I understand why she doesn't watch it anymore but man, to me it was a kinda shitty way to say it. She could have had a bit more tact when saying it.
>>27175200
Yeah, it came off pretty weird, especially considering that the current show staff only ever has nice words for her.
>>27175200
I wonder how she feels about pic related?
>>27175208
It was also pretty soon after the show staff said at a convention that they still try to follow the bible she left behind as close as they can.
>>27174747
No problem, I've got six more I've bought for 100-1000 gold each in WoW. True story.
>>27175208
Honesty is a virtue and a curse.
She never attacked any of the people on the show, though.
Kind of in a, "It's not your fault and you put up with it because you need the money," sort of way.
>>27175221
Anal [Starlight Glimmer]
>>27175224
Who's the other alicorn supposed to be?
>>27175229
derpy, obviously
>>27175224
>"It's not your fault and you put up with it because you need the money," sort of way
That's kinda pretty insulting too if the staff still enjoyed working on the show which always seemed to be the case.
I'm sure she didn't want to make it sound so bad but no matter how you look at it it's insulting. Though I'm sure that no one minded since they were friends and know she didn't mean it in an insulting way.
At least all the fucking drama about MUH FAUST and how she'd have made the show in this legendary thing if she hadn't left is completely dead. I still am baffled that people actually believed that reddit post of that guy claiming he worked on the documentary and he talked with Faust and found out everything she had planned for the future of the show.
>>27175229
B. Zacharie, the creator of MLP as a franchise.
Definitely recommend checking out the dual panel she had with Faust last year.
She's great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vule8K9c-kU
>>27175229
Bonnie Z, the creator of G1
>>27175227
Now this brings back memories...
For those who are wondering if Faust still lurks on /mlp/, Horse News apparently had an interview with her at Babscon and asked her about it:
HN: This is the question we HAVE to ask, do you still lurk 4chan, or any other inappropriate venue?
LF: [laughter] Inappropriate venue – certainly not as much as I used to, because...I just don't lurk around as much as I used to anyway. I've just kinda gone on and moved on to other things. I'll pop onto 4chan every once in a while. It's hard now to because everyone's talking about the current show, and I don't know anything about it. There isn't as much to pull me in, because I'm like “who's that character? I don't know who that is, and they're doing that with that guy now?” and that. And I wish I could say that I did but I don't so much any more.
HN: Well, there still is /co/...
LF: Yeah yeah, I go there sometimes actually. Craig and I will go there to see if anybody's talking about Wander Over Yonder [laughter].
>>27175128
Season 3 was mediocre compared to what came afterwards.
Season 4 was good, 5 was great.
What I would do is just binge watch it and stay away from here until you've formed your own opinion of it. /mlp/ is full of memers who stopped watching years ago who hate MLP like /v/ hates bideo james.
>>27175211What's Jem?
>>27175240
Oh wow, the thumbnail alone of Her and Lauren going in for a hug is pretty heartwarming already.
>>27175248
>if anybody's talking about Wander Over Yonder
That sounds incredibly horrifying, seeing how most WoY threads are.
>>27175239
>which always seemed to be the case.
Just look at all the tiny shit going on in the background - it makes it pretty obvious that they still enjoy their jobs, otherwise they wouldn't put so much effort into it.
>>27175239
Anon I've worked with writers that say they hate what their stuff has become because of editor/studio/producer meddling. It's probably a sentiment that the writers share, you're going in with the opinion MA Larson said "you know what a great idea would be, pink alicorn!"
>>27175250
>he doesn't know Jem
>>27175248
>you've probably insulted Faust as newfag
>>27175265
Oh. Oooooooh.
Oh.
>>27175258
Are they that bad?
>>27175263
Well yeah, but most cartoons, including MLP is a huge team effort. Especially seeing how many different teams have to do so many different things, and how much one team can change something without the other one knowing.
You can't say that Faust is the only reason FiM is good. We've also got more than enough examples where outside influence turned out to be a good thing.
The most given example is Scootaloo and Sweetie existing only because Hasbro demanded it.
I respect Faust and all she did but this isn't just her show.
>>27175275
Honestly I mostly just like her for her character designs.
Also the shows pacing and designs went to shit for a while after she left.
>>27175272
You've got some show discussion that's pretty nice but most threads are Dominator waifufags areguing with people that hate Dominator, or almost Avatar level of shipping autism.
The last thread I went was a huge fucking discussion of how the show clearly has shown that Hater is actually gay and why Wander X Hater makes sense in the show.Also they're faggots that want Hater to become good.
>>27175281
Who is Dominator? I haven't watched the show in ages
>>27175279
>Honestly I mostly just like her for her character designs.
I forgot the name of the guy, but she sat down with him and got his input on the designs and some of the changes were really good.
>>27175287
New villain lady that's incredibly successful, shits on every other villain that ever was in the show and succeeds at all her plans. She's also incredibly cute and Hater wants to give her his bony D so bad he actually said she's greater than him. She's incredibly evil, had a few kick the dog moments to show that she's irredeemable, but she's hot and cute.
Meanwhile Wander thinks that if he somehow can make Hater and Dominator a couple they will become good.
Peepers and Sylvia hate her guts.
They had a musical episode and all that shit, it was pretty damn great
>>27175275
All those who work on the music for the show keep knocking out of the park season after season.
>>27175287
A new cute, psychopathic villain
>>27175298
Bless that man, he's one of the main reasons they got Weird Al on the show.
>>27175293
RIP Beep Boop.
>>27175303
That was so damn harsh.
I mean it was clear from the start that would happen but still.
>>27175293
>>27175300
Yeah I can see why people would waifu her
>>27175300
>More teen pussy
As if equestria girls wasnt enough
>>27175312
The thing is that she was golden during the musical episode and that's when the show had a huge popularity explosion, so a lot of the new fans waifu her hardcore.
>>27175313
>comparing Dominator to the steaming pile of horseshit that is EqG
>>27175313
>equestria girls
seriously?
>>27175298
It's a shame how easy it is to miss how great their work is
>>27175338
we had a really nice thread about that
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/27102239/
>>27175314
I stopped watching the show after 4 or 5 episodes because I didn't like how drawn out every single joke was. Did it getbetter later on?
>>27175338
Is it really?
Especially the big centerpiece tracks are noticeably great
>>27175349
Well it never felt to me like that. I personally quit the show after two episodes because jesus christ fuck Wander.
Only marathoned it recently because I really loved hater and think it's still pretty damn good.
I honestly don't know what to tell you.
>>27175363
>Is it really?
The BGM often blends so well with the scene that you don't even realize it - at least that is how it's for me. I tend to realize it on the second go.
>>27175363
A lot of them are missed by most people or just not even taken in consideration when discussion an episode.
Take for example the chase scene BGM in MMDW. That shit is fucking incredible.
Filly says that smooth peanut butter is better than crunchy.
Please do not waifu the villains.
>>27175302
>>27175338
Ingram seems to get a lot of love, and it's well deserved I think. The background music was much less in the spotlight for a long time, but when they started using some of the songs used in the episode over the outro credit music a lot more people commented on how nice it was. I'm sure people appreciated it all along, in fact maybe for some people it was so well done that they didn't even notice how much it contributed to the show's mood. In any case, it's good to hear people talk about it, because some of the pieces are really beautiful.
>>27175375
Fine, I'll husbando them
>>27175373
There is no such thing as crunchy peanut butter.
>>27175366
>>27175369
Yeah, it usually blends in well, but how can people miss stuff like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7U-fmk-D7Q&user=TSPNonpareil
I mean, it's so fucking good
>>27175380
>>27175363
>Is it really?
Yeah, it's one of those things were you often only realize how much it did to improve the show when you see an episode without it.
>>27175381
Yeah, those are the scenes that stick out, but they are normally a few seconds out of 20 minutes.
>>27175381
That's one of the few BGM that really stand out though.
I mean most people will also mention the meteor shower bgm from the Owl episode, but I rarely see people talk about the music from the end of Pinkie Keen when they write the letter to Celestia which is so goddamn beautiful.
It doesn't help that a lot of the BGM is pretty hard to find and isn't on youtube.
>>27174821
Wow, it'sreally cute
>>27175392
There's also the Sonic Rainboom music where Dash saves Rarity that everyone talks about
>>27175387
It's called peanut BUTTER.
Butter don't fucking crunch.
>>27175381
What about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphUZV7dKUw#t=92
>>27175392
>It doesn't help that a lot of the BGM is pretty hard to find and isn't on youtube.
I really wish I had a clean version of all the BG music they use in the show. As far as YT goes this channel is one of the few I've found to have some songs with most of the other voices toned down.
youtube.com/channel/UCrLKsVZaPqqCt3HpnFl9TyA
>>27175391
>>27175392
I mean, I don't expect people who aren't that much into music to notice how great the BGM in most scenes is or how insanely good the character motifs are, but it's pretty noticeable with the big action scenes
On a kinda related note, Chrysalis' motif is my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJN9omElY1k&user=TSPNonpareil
I also love how Anderson knows when not to use music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVmGjml3xCk&user=SuperPinkieCupcake
>>27175403
That too.
youtube.com/watch?v=ciPVor5f0OU
>>27175414
>I also love how Anderson knows when not to use music
I never realized how much the lack of music adds to that alternative reality.
BOOPING
ON THE BEBGE
>>27175447
>>27175439
>fucking will make Anon live and turn the pony into an alicorn
This comic took one of those turns.
Well at least I'm not getting mixed messages.
>>27175165
>try it
>>27175190
>better than you might think, but you should probably still run for it
>>27175250
>watch it all and for my own opinion
>>27175447
Of the general
Like the tripfags once said
And the content is all slow now
No more requests and the drawfags are beb
Whispers in the posts tell the tales
Of the ponies gone
Baiting, Shitposting
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
>>27175460
>and turn the pony into an alicorn
I feel like I missed an update. Is Anon's dick a princess-maker now?
>>27175467
Yes
I don't even know why I follow it anymore
>>27175467
Yes.
They're going to run a train on him.
>>27175472
>giant one in the back
this is getting out of hand
>>27175473
>>27175474
I guess that explains why the shitty brat wants his dick so badly
>>27175479
>4 kids no single stallion
poor mama pie
>>27175414
>I also love how Anderson knows when not to use music
That was actually one of my big qualms about S4.
Every single moment had to have some sort of music playing.
It gets on the nerves, sounds bad and the budget meant that you were hearing those same tunes over and over and over again all the time.
>>27175482
I want to join the gentlemens' spirited, engaging conversation on the merits of waifuing Rainbow Dash back there.
>>27175460
>if Anon stops fucking he explodes
>>27175490
>No, but you see the real problem with rainbow dash is that she's a terrorist
>Nigga, if you get any closer to me and don't stop saying shit I'll stab you with this fork.
>>27175482
Why am I being judged by someone wearing a tablecloth on their head
>Waifuing anything but momprincess
>Today is World Day for Laboratory Animals
Ponies are animals, now put them in a lab.
>>27175503
>not husbandoing the superior sunbutt
>>27175509
The show taught me that anything sun-related is good
sunburst is a good husbando, but you can't husbando celestia so she remains best waifu
>>27175509
I want to feel his solar flare.
>>27175509
You didn't post the superior sunbutt though
>>27175503
>mom
>not moon
>>27175516
moon a good but mom>moon everyday forever 100 years
>>27175516
Just imagine Luna as a mom
>>27175514
>Anon is vaporized
>>27175505
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
>>27175509
Which of the flavour of the month uglyponies is the worst? Sunburst or the one that looks like a purple dragon?
>>27175520
>mo'moon
oh godMammon
>>27175528
>Sunburst
>ugly
>>27175533
I didn't mean it literally, guys
Stop playing ded
>>27175554
>Sunburst fan kills the thread with his shit taste
figures
>>27175554
>>27175562
I'm pretty sure my superior patrician taste just blinded everyone
>>27175569
Is there a pony version of her?
>>27175580
I want to watch her shotgun a pizza
>>27175568
Who do you think has molested Coco more at this stage? Rarity or Suri?
>>27175593
MAYBE NO ONE HAS MOLESTED HER
>>27175593
The ponies don't molest.
>>27175607
>implying
What kind of fun things can I do with a bunch of fillies?
>>27175612
You can play filly games!
>>27175612
cuddle
>>27175612
You can indoctrinate them into your cult and start raising a filly army to overthrow Celestia.
>>27175612
Kidnap them
>>27175593
Applejack probably molested the shit out of her after having to do all that landscaping and repair work.
>>27175582
There might be a pony version of everything.
>>27175624
Is there a pony version of Rarity?
>>27175619
>>27175619
>Applejack will never hold you down and use your dick to destress after a hard day of laborous, sweaty work outside
>>27175635
Not A thing, THE thing.
>>27175646
cute and diversified facial expressions
>>27175658
Starlight has the best expressions
Somebody post that scene of Starlight having that panic attack from the premiere
>>27175673
>>27175673
I only have it ain't me version of it
>>27175624
She's kind of cute as a pony
What's the resolution of the episode going to be like?
Assuming they make Trixie irredeemable again, what could Starlight possibly take away from the experience?
Make friends with people you get on with but always get a background check on them to make sure they are not some crazed maniacs?
>>27175646
>Twilight will never over enthusiastically touch you
>>27175691
I am 100% sure that they will paint Twilight in the wrong here for no reason at all.
I honestly don't know what moral they could give though.
I hope they aren't going with a don't try controlling what friends your friends make though.
>>27175691
The episode is a setup for thePony Legion of Doomarc
>>27175697
Ponies are very touchy creatures
probalby because they give no fucks about personal space
>>27175709
I normally hate it when people invade my personal space but with ponies it would be alright.
Unless it's Twist or that ugly gem pony. They better stay away.
>>27175703
>I hope they aren't going with a don't try controlling what friends your friends make though.
Well, they were setting up Twilight for the infamous Celestial hands-off approach to teaching so they shouldn't have her repeat the same idea.
>>27175709
>probalby because they give no fucks about personal space
And why would they? They live in a charming fantasy land where everyoneexcept Twistis beautiful and nice.
Gemdork is a cutie
>>27175716
Its all fun and games until non unicorn pony attempts to retrieve something from your pants pocket in public
>>27175726
>where everyoneexcept Twistis beautiful and nice.
Excuse you but remember that cut-throat cherry salesman who tried to fuck up fluttershy
>>27175725
They also shouldn't have to ignore Magic Duel. I'm incredibly curious to see what the hell the conflict is.
Because the only way any of this makes sense is if Trixie didn't actually redeem and that would be kinda shitty.
>>27175716
>Twist sidles up to you, really enthralled in what you're doing and excitedly asking relevant questions about how you're doing it so well
>her enthusiastic inquiries spread interest and a crowd gathers
>you've got the spotlight in a group of around twenty or thirty ponies, and they cheer your successes
>>27175732
As if you wouldn't want to stroke your hand across his stubble.
The only really ugly pony is Comet Tail.
>>27175749
anon that was not nice of him
you said they're beautiful and nice
>>27175732
there are a few super ugly pones
hes one of them, twist, gem dork pony, the puppet theater pony, most of the hillbilly ponies, most of the new crystal ponies, etc
>>27175756
Well we can't judge him based on one mishap, can we?
It'd like be judging Fluttershy based on the rest of the episode, or Rainbow Dash for anything she did in S2.
>>27175732
Don't forget that ugly apething called FlyingSaucer.
>>27175783
I want a boop shirt
>>27175755
We are going to have to step outside
>>27175785
I would wear a boop shirt in public.
It'd be less awkward than a
>rape
shirt
Or a "some cry" shirt.
>>27175757
>most of the new crystal ponies
like?
>>27175785
>>27175790
It's said in plenty of circles outside pony, too, so it'd be fairly stealth.
>>27175763
>Well we can't judge him based on one mishap, can we?
Depends... but seeing the practices at pony markets (AB's bsuiness practices, Putting Your Hoof Down incidents, Trade Ya! behaviour all around from Pinkie to slavers, etc), he's not really doing anything out of the ordinary.
>>27175795
All of the ones that aren't depressed and slaved. FS doesn't like to see ponies out of collars and having a good time. It disturbs him.
So whats new today?
>>27175790
I've got a shirt with Party Favor on it
I don't wear it in public though
>>27175795
like the ones in the front of the crowd from the premier, the dude with the giant 4 part mustache for example, and some of the new crystal backgrounders have really ugly generic manes
>>27175810
We didn't get nuhorse yesterday, so we're still subsisting on nudragon and Trixie.
>>27175810
Faust lurks /mlp/ occasionally, along with the WoY threads on /co/.
Ember lust finally died down.
>>27175813
>I've got a shirt with Party Favor on it
Take a picture of yourself wearing it
>>27175813
I ownfive pony shirts.
I wear them under my uniform at work.And by themselves in public. I don't think I've ever gotten stares or comments about them.
>>27175813
The only not-subtle shirt I have is a complementary con shirt
I actually really like that one but I'm not gonna wear it in public
>>27175821
Why on earth would I want to do that
>>27175826
I've got one with Derpy too but I don't really wear it at all as it actually has the name "Derpy" on it
I do not want to damage the forbidden text
>>27175817
>nudragon
>nude dragon
lewd
I can't wait until you people stop riding on Ember's cloaca and get back to riding Trixie's dick just like the old days.
>>27175818
Any evidence on the Faust lurks? Has she shown an obvious post that she is it?
Ember really reminds me of Tianhou from TFH to be honest and I find her design to be gud.
>>27175817
Yeah it is a bummer to be honest but its fine as long as they are able to do it.All I know is that they are busy animating new stuff really.
>>27175851
>Any evidence on the Faust lurks? Has she shown an obvious post that she is it?
Outside of her straight-up admitting she still lurks less than a day ago? No, not really.
>>27175851
>Any evidence on the Faust lurks? Has she shown an obvious post that she is it?
A BABSCon interview by HN.
SITE/2016/04/interview-with-lauren-faust-4chan-girls.html
what if isaac is faust
>all these fucks with pony shirtspost them
>>all these fucks with pony shirts
don't post them
>>27175873
>isaac is Faust
>all the stuff she writes in the OPs are ideas she had for MLP before she left
>>27175845
Twilight gonna spank her butt this time
>>27175890
Who would Leth be, then?
>>27175892
renzetti
>>27175893
Ah.
What is the guy even doing now that GF ended?
>>27175901
>twilight recovers faster than Rarara
It may have to do with that Alicorn blood or something.
>>27175834
I have a Derpy shirt with the words "Misunderstood" on it. It works on so many levels it's easily one of my favorite shirts.
>>27175896
Probably shitposting on /mlp/ like Faust and Larson
>>27175738
... fuck, I guess in that case she deserves being allowed to invade my personal space every now and then
>>27175953
Yes.
I like thing.
I would do thing. Pain is pleasure. Scratches are squeezes. Pecks are kisses.
Head pats are head pats.
I want to be a rough griffon's squishy sex toy.
>>27175889
Which tripfag is Larson?
>>27175960
I got pecked by a goose once and I can tell you that it is not a kiss.
>>27175969
He waifus Rarara.
>>27175973
Griffon beaks are much sharper. So sharp in fact they're actually less painful. Why if she wasn't careful she could probably nick you really good in the neck and just let you bleed out. That might be too quick though, cats like to play with their food.
So you better hold still when she's tasting your neck.
it is sunday
>>27176002
WAKA WAKA WAKA
>>27176017
that's a filename I haven't seen in a while
>>27176002
Yep. I should know I hate Sundays.Celestia is okay, though.
>>27176002
The day of rest.
I wanna be laaaaaazy.
>>27176041
Let pony join in on your laziness.
>>27176041
something stopping you?
>>27176002
Is it time?
>>27176002
>it's sunday
>I still have to do shittons of homework and prepare for a lab
I want to sleep and never wake up
>>27176072
You know what to do.
>>27176041
With this heat and this day, its easy to be lazy
>>27176064
It's weird how given enough human interaction wild animals act like pets.
I still don't trust them of course. They're still wild animals and I haven't had enough exposure to them to know how to act around them. I know how to treat and read dogs. Not giant cats. Not necessarily horses either but ears and lips are pretty self-explanatory.
>>27176078
Procrastinate until 10pm, then panic and start working on it until 3am and then sleep for two hours?
Great idea
Thanks, purphorse
>>27176083
Dogs are easy to read, specially with the way they stare and the way their tail move. Cats are really like random and diverse with their mannerism and behavior... except with the tail again though.
>>27176094
>>27176094
>>27176094
Princesses are usually busy.
>>27176002
I spent almost an hour in the sun reading on my porch, so I got my fill of Celestia's vitamin D.
Then I got bored because it was really kinda hot and the chair wasn't really as comfy as a hammock would be. If it had been a hammock, oh boy. I have spent whole lazy sunny sunday afternoons with a hammock and a book back in highschool.
>>27176088
I've done some of my best work that way.
Deadlines are magic.
>>27176002
You only get one sunday a week, anon.
Make it count by hanging around Celestia's huge ball of fire and getting a nutritious amount of D.
>>27176083
Provide something an animal enjoys, the animal will seek more of it. At least once it trusts you. I have even seen a hippo do that kind of stuff. Kind of dangerous with animals that can kill you on accident though, and doubly so with ones that are moody. But I think pretty much any mammal can fall into that mode given the right circumstances.
Some non mammals too. Depending on the animal I have seen people toting around enormous monitor lizards who just don't give any fucks, the occasional alligator too.
I definitely wouldn't trust any of that exotic stuff though.