I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

I want princess celestia to stomp my balls into jelly

>>27169093
I want Rainbow Dash to take a shit in my mouth

>>27169093
I want to become horsefamous inside Rainbow Dash so I can open up a Patreon for my pay-to-see content

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>>27169093
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.

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>>27169147
Apple or Strawberry?

>>27169093
I want to dry hump rainbow dash with my equally genital-less body

>>27169093
I want to dash all over rainbows rainbow

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>>27170133

I want to cum inside Nyx

I want to cum outside rKainbow dash.

Okay. Fine. You get Rainbow Dash drunk on apple cider and you cum inside her.

For the next year, you get repeated visits from her, alternately inviting-desperate and screaming with rage. She destroys your home, your hope for a peaceful life, and any chance you may have had of sleeping with any other pone. It isn't hard to discover why: as the year progresses, her belly starts to get larger.

Then she has a child. It is a half-human, half-equine monstrosity that the doctors are convinced can't possibly survive for long. As Equestria is a matriarchy, its courts quickly force you into paying exorbitant child support for the baby-horse-thing's medical bills.

You are forced to take two jobs, and when the stress finally breaks you, royal guards force you into a life of slavery in the salt mines working twelve hours a day, seven days a week.

Rainbow Dash, her hopes of ever joining the Wonderbolts dashed with the day-to-day needs of taking care of it, begs you to stay with her and pretend to love your son, but you cannot. The salt mines are better; down there, you can pretend to be a dwarf, digging away for gems and gold. On the surface lie your broken dreams.

The mutant slowly grows up, unable to ever fend for itself, watching cartoons and pretending to draw a comic book and generally being useless, until it finally dies, leaving both you and Rainbow Dash as impoverished geriatrics with no future, no hope, and crushed dreams of what you wanted to do with your lives.

Was it worth it?

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>>27170224
>4 years of cum jars crammed into 5,000 pages

>>27171156
Can I get Celestia to pee in my mouth instead?

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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash's jar

>>27171212
Wanna share

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>>27169093
there is a time for everything