A dull plywood board in Equestria

>Be wood
>Minding your own business when you're lifted off the ground by a fucking unicorn
>You try to run, but you remember that you are wood, and cannot run
>Damn
>Unicorn asswipe puts you on a surface, where you can see your brothers
>You assume you are safe
>Just as you let your guard down, the fucking unicorn drives a nail through your fucking face!
>You start screaming in silent agony
>You die
>Wood life is hard

>>27165512
7/10, nice amount of violence, not enough sex

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>>27165512
i cry

>>27165494
Wooden dildos

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>desparate mares in heat rub up on you
>it smells like a seafood restaurant
>you are completely covered in sticky warm marejuice

>>27165566
7/10, nice amount of sex, not enough violence
nice dubs, +1, final score: 8/10

>>27165494
A hurricane happens

>>27165494
The technology propels small-scale Equestrian construction abilities several decades into the future. Low construction costs lead to affordable homes being built en masse, and within a short time every pony is living the American dream.

>>27165494
>group on adolescent pony walk by
>a male earth pony picks up wood with front hooves and stands up on back hooves
>places wood in front of pelvic area
>makes cringy joke about having 'wood' XD
>no body laughs

>>27165579
mare drives nail through you with her cunt

>>27165537
the unicorn has a snuff fetish

>>27165800
>>27165813
10/10, now that's a story

>>27165494
Plank in Equestria.