dick milking

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>>27162318

Probably because it's fuckin' stupid. And you should kill yourself.

>>27162318
cuz your body doesnt produce nearly enough cum to sustain any real flow with just one person.

i could see a futurama situation where she harvests it and tells people its like a potent aphrodisiac.

This is possibly the most autistic idea I've ever heard.

>>27162318
because semen doesn't have any use

>>27162374
>implying this entire board isn't autistic

>>27162382
make something up

>>27162364
you clearly haven't tried hard enough

>>27162318
>milking his dick with a machine thinking he's an animal?
what happens after she realizes she's not getting enough cum for the time spent to be worth it?

>>27162409
semen making drugs of course

>>27162409
She thinks that anon is just not aroused enough so applejack teases him of course

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Why does AJ get so many setups where she's the dom? She really isn't a dom at all, I think she'd rather get lasso'd than be the one doin' the lassoing if you know what I mean? Rarity on the other hand, yeah, she could easily have a dungeon under that dress shop...

>>27162382

Maybe they use it the way we use animal glue, perhaps because they're reluctant to make it the uh...normal way. I could see their society not having adhesives more advanced than bone or hide glue.

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>>27162318
>>27162402

Look, if you want this so much, why don't YOU write it?
If you're not going to, pitch it to the writefags(what you're doing now) and shut the fuck up.

So, STFU

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>>27162382
>because semen doesn't have any use
>http://cookingwithcum.com/

>>27162441
I've always thought this was a gimmick. Like, I'm pretty sure it's in there just to be in there. It doesn't add any flavor or anything else to it

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>>27162415
how is she hiding the fact that she's performing some illegal animal cruelty on the farm? how can she look fluttershy in the eyes in their weekly/however-often get-togethers?

>>27162438
because i'm a god awfull wrightfag.
and i'm just defending the idea, not trying to bitch about it so STFU.

>>27162467
Anon is neither classifies as animal nor pone

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>>27162474
Defending a shitty idea IS something to bitch about.

It's not going to go far, is what i'm trying to say... So just stop.

>>27162520
their have been worse ideas that turned out entertaining on this board, and you know it.

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>>27162520

The adverb form is spelled "too".

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>>27162318
Disregarding the pet thing I remember this one story where Anon's bodily fluids had different effects on ponies.
>Sweat made them high
>Tears healed any wound
>Cum was a delicacy/aphrodisiac

Rainbow and Rarity were harvesting him and selling through Twilight, while getting high on the supply.
Story "ended" with Rarity having the idea to hook up with Anon with Rainbow as the bro.

Where one was the workout partner that would get him really sweaty and after a shower where the sweat would be harvested the other would drain his balls as his 'dutiful wife' all while they both made a mint selling selling the excess .

It is dead though, sucks because it was deep into muh fetish territory.