Horses have an auditory range of 14 Hz to 25 kHz (human range

>>27157148
Unf

>>27157148
>she can hear your heart beating
>just for her

She can hear your cum aching to fill her beautiful horse pussy

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I want to nibble qt pony earsies.

>>27157152
>She gets off to your heart beating faster and faster as she does lewder and lewder things

>>27157163
Or she just admires the fact you say something nice to her like how your heart beats for her and let her listen to it and calm her.

>>27157170
ok then change of pace

>in bed with waifu
>she hears your heart speed up
>realizes you're having a nightmare
>snuggles tighter against you

>>27157176
Loving horse wife is best horse wife.

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So she knows when I'm getting a boner?

higher range =/= superhearing fucking dumbasses.

>>27157218
This is /mlp/, anon. The place where people think cutie marks mean legal age (but only for the CMC) and rather have quantity over quality for greens. Not mention, a show about pastel color horses and focused on their little horse kingdom with magic and shit.

>>27157218
would 6 extra hz even help you hear a heartbeat in a way that a normal human couldn't by stuffing their ear in between someones boobs?

doesn't sound plausible.

>>27157238
If a heart made sounds in a range you couldn't hear, possibly. But it doesn't.

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>>27157218
>>27157238
>>27157249
Dammit, let us have this.

>>27157218
They also believe the ponies in Equestria suffer from heat when they will fuck everyone they see.

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>>27157266
No.

>>27157266
this is like when you named that changeling a boys name isn't it.

>>27157218
literally autism

>>27157148
Hah! Jokes on you!
According to my doctor I have an auditory range from 20~25Hz to 18KHz AND from 19KHz to 20KHz
subfrequencies from 18 to 19 are blocked by a costant tinnitus let me die

>>27157182
>Implying unloving horse wives count in the first place.
DISGRACEFUL

>>27157148
Can horses read my thoughts?

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>>27157148
you're a fucking retard

everyone in this thread is a fucking retard

>>27157152
If your heart goes up to 14 Hz (840 bpm) you've got a hell of a situation on your hands.

>>27157148
she can hear me cum inside her

>>27157204
yes, horses smell boners and can get aroused by it

>>27159084
>on the internet, no one knows youre a hummingbird

>>27159358
[fluttering intensifies]

>>27159084
thats not how this works. its not the beats of the heart making the sound, its the blood flowing though it and the sides rubbing together. That makes a frequency of its own. hence why we can hear a beating heart.

>>27160883
That ought to have frequencies well into our hearing range though.