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Last thread: >>27128465
First for BoatQuest
Second also for BoatQuest
>Reminder that the General is a thread killer who can strike at anytime
>>27147019
Fourth for boatquest is perfect.
Fifth for BoatQuest contains pretty Stallions.
No one cares about boatquest but you Doxel.
Seventh for I greatly regret the hype that I generated for BoatQuest and will attempt to contain my natural enthusiasm in the future so this doesn't happen again.
Sorry.
>>27147312
Doxel, you have to use your powers for good.
Be the hero we need.
Kill the quest. Generate all the hype.
Before it's too late.
>>27147321
But I like the quest. I want it to live.
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>27147312
How have you become such an influencing factor to this niche crowd?
You're less a person and more a force of nature, an aspect of finality.
>>27147397
It's actually kind of funny when you think about it. He doesn't use a name, he doesn't use a trip, and he never tried to draw attention to himself specifically. He just said "I care" and then talked about how great everything was.
And yet in the end it killed us all.
>>27147397
Vocal personalities will always stick out. Just like RITS did. Just like Lector and Noctis.
whoever was helping me in coltquest
high five
I kinda feel like a douchenozzle for initially being interested in something for the promise of lewds.
And I don't know how to feel about that.
>>27147452
Were you trying to kill the thread?
If so then bravo, you did so with much gusto and flying colors.
>>27147452
Thanks for ruining people's fun.
>>27147438
Who the hell was Lector?
>>27147452
These people are still taking my arguments seriously it's great.
>>27147520
Nightly Twilight Thread autist. Wanted to cook and eat Twilight Sparkle, and she would get off to it. He was generally recognizable even though he never used a name. Doxel seems to be becoming the same way. I can't tell if it's because we're being trained to see him or if it's because he's falling into the role, or if it's a mixture.
>>27147548
What argument was that?
>>27147683
Literally none
Why do people want to see coltquest burn so much. Sure maybe it has it's issues but some people like it, why would you intentionally try and ruin their time by flinging shit.
It all just seems so petty.
>>27147703
You're assuming this was caused/encouraged by people that want to see it burn. >It was all me! and "haha, got'em" happens after most shitstorms. I doubt many people care about it enough to want it to burn.
>>27147723
Pretty much, it could be a case of sabatoge, but I feel like it was more like people decided to butt heads.
https://derpibooru.org/1137009
Why does the original have to be so damn small.
>>27147794
To torment you of course. Pretty cute though that's the most snow like cum I've ever seen.
>>27147779
I think someone started it knowing that it was a sore spot for folks and then keep digging it until fireworks started happening. If you look at the thread no one complained about Applelock for a very long time until people started making an issue about it.
>>27147813
Hmm I guess I didn't really feel like getting too fancy with the cum.
[ mildly interesting question that is actually a meme in disguise]
>>27147794
What kind of dick is that supposed to be? It sure ain't a horse dick.
>>27147998
You'd have to ask the artist, I just colored it. It looks canine though because of the knot on it.
>>27147998
>>27148016
Considering it's DITA, it's griffon cock.
>>27148132
Why does a creature that's half eagle half lion have a canine dick?
>>27148163
Becuz barbs are ugly anon
>>27147815
a pointless namefag is always going to be a ticking timebomb on 4chan.
>>27148238
While lions do have penile barbs, not all felines do. Just leave the barbs, but a knot is way out of place.
http://imgur.com/GODMm
>>27147794
You faggots ruined what could be a comfy quest.
>>27148555
It was never going to be a normal quest, smolders hip deep in the faggotry.
>>27148555
It's a tumblr personality running for a crowd of tumblr users. It was never going to be comfy.
Active threads
YRWYS: >>27121845
FIT: >>27114019
11-54: >>26998864
Pocket Watch: >>27039105
Alchemy: >>26927822
FOE: >>27122364
Boatquest: >>27143428
Proportional Punishment: >>27040990
Cursequest: >>27114683
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Active threads
>>27114019 FIT
>>27072113 DIT
>>27122364 FOE
>>26998864 11-54
>>27121845 YRWYS
>>26927822 Alchemy
>>27143428 Boatquest
>>27114683 Cursequest
>>27023565 Spicy Quest
>>27039105 Pocket Watch
>>27040990 Proportional Punishment
>>27149103
Thanks Sharpie
>>27149103
Fuck off Sharpie.
>>27149103
I have no strong opinions about your post Sharpie.
Is CYOA dying?
>>27149103
I think it's terribly inefficient to post the same information multiple times Sharpie.
Your neatness game a shit.
>>27149484
No.
Threadly coltshan when post
>>27149495
Why not post it neat the first time?
>>27149484
Yes.
goodnight sweet prince
>>27149484
Maybe.
>>27149484
Perhaps.
>>27149484
this is asked during every downswing
>>27149495
>>27149504
TWO LISTS. How is this complicated?
>>27149484
I can't tell.
>>27149484
Can you rephrase that question?
>>27149517
Even numbers are degenerate, prime numbers are purest.
>>27149533
What about 2?
>>27149509
damnit anon. I was getting over it.
>>27149517
By that logic Sharpie should repeat everything she says.
>>27149533
Fuck your numbers. Letters are way better.
>>27149484
I'm not your subordinate.
>>27149546
But there is literally an infinite amount of numbers.
>>27149555
Infinity is overrated.
>>27149565
What about Aleph zero?
>>27149555
Not only are there an infinite amount of numbers, but there are an infinite number of values between any two numbers.
>>27149645
You don't say.
>>27149665
I'm just saying how much better numbers are
You're all like these faggots who dream about immortality.
>>27149625
but what about ω1
>>27149703
>>27149690
I was talking about cardinal numbers, not ordinals.
>>27149732
but ordinals are fun. How about Alpeh-Omega then?
>>27149755
Or the most infinite one of them all:The Ride
>>27149728
Who dat poni poni
>>27149876
Smol
hue
>>27149876
Punished Lili, cucked from bug dick.
>>27149948
You're not relevant anymore, that was almost 4 years ago.
>>27149948
Because who?
>>27149948
Maybe if there was a sequal you'd be relevant with the new crowd.
>>27149948
because not even doxel cares
Bardquest when?
>>27150057
>not realizing that it is officially blord at this point
>>27149995
Brutal.
>>27150057
Tomorrow
And I have to say my tomorrow accuracy is around 80%
We need more buglings the natural predator of the degenerate moths
>>27150122
no u
I've heard that Peppermint is not for sexual, so what IS she for?
>>27150229
Death and suffering.
>>27150229
Bully
>>27150229
Dying.
>>27149703
Careful. The last time someone tried to summon him, it actually worked.
>>27150229
Snuggle.
>>27150279
Which horses are not for snuggle?How do we change that?
>>27150319
Copper Cock
>>27150319
Tara
Grayscale
Mango
Curwhibbles when?
>>27150455
>satytcucks
>>27150468
I thought that said 'saltycucks' for a minute there.
>>27150533
I blame mobile for being shit.
>>27150564
Running a little too early for me.
Sit back, and enjoy a nice cold sip of BottleCap.
>tomorrow
>>27150583
>too early
I'm happy.
>>27150583
No one cares.
>>27150607
Nothing is supporting that piece of cake. Cake is fragile. That piece of cake is bound to fall to the motherfucking GROUND.
>>27150620
It's a magic trick, that's why she's showing off.
Also, if it did fall to the groundshe wouldn't care.
>>27150646
Wow, that fuck would waste a perfectly fine piece of cake just like that? Not cool.
>>27150620
The cake is safely nestled between the crook of her hoof and the crease of her elbow. You don't get to be a history nerd by having clumsy hoofsies.
>>27150620
No one cares about gravity.
>>27149948
I miss you...
>>27150653
That's some M. C. Escher bullshitcake.
>>27150671
Sir Isaac Motherfucking Newton will fuck your shit up. He invented gravity.
>>27150702
>Invented gravity
Excuse me sir. But I believe there might be a difference between discovering and publishing books on the mechanics behind gravity, AND FUCKING INVENTING ONE OF THE FOUR FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF PHYSICS.
>>27150808
Pretty sure it didn't exist before he invented it.
>>27150808
You're just jelly because you didn't invent one of the fundamental foces, m8.
>>27150808
You fucking idiot, of course it didn't exist before he invented it. Do you REALLY believe that they actually dragged all those blocks for the pyramids up to the top?
Ain't nobody got time for that shit, they just threw them up!
>>27151041
Oh, so that's how the dinosaurs got so big, there was no gravity to keep them small.
>>27151054
Exactly.
>>27151054
>>27151065
There was actually fluctuating gravity. Little to keep the dinosaurs small, then suddenly a lot which made that asteroid crash into Earth. Newton just invented evenly distributed gravity. Not many people know that.
>>27151099
But how did Newton use the apple to invent the gravitational constant?
>>27151134
He stole the idea from a traveling apple merchant.
>>27151134
That's kept secret to avoid weaponization of the mechanism.
No one wants a MAD situation (Murderous Apple Pie).
this general is dead and it's all your fault
>>27151353
Where is the proofs?
>>27151353
Regular soldiers are more important than generals to the folks nearby.
>>27151353
Good. Now we can finally be free.
>>27151353
>>27151528
But it is dead.
>>27151691
>>27151735
Kek
That's one very powerfull bird
>>27152059
burd stronk
>>27152059
>>27152078
The sad thing is that that poor little puffball is probably dead. If its skull didn't break from the impact, it bled out as soon as they tried to remove it from that shattered glass.
>>27151735
The bird version is better, because of the bird's seemingly indifferent expression.
Because of this thread I just found the least appetizing picture of an Apple Pie in existence. I just wanted a reference, but my spirit is too broken to continue.
>>27151735
The bird looks a bit fake. I'm not sure if that's just my imagination or not.
>>27151528
[startled frog noises]
>>27152220
I don't think that's an apple pie.
That looks like gravy on top.
>>27152220
Why is it covered in cream of mushroom soup? ...And why is the soup covered in a dollop of hand lotion?
>>27152220
>>27152262
Nice save.
>>27152262
This is brilliant.
>>27152220
Shit, I can't even decide if it looks more like vomit, snot or liquid diarrhea.
>>27152262
To be fair, this would make a cute garnish for an open sandwich or something.
>>27152220
"The Thrifty Mama" hasn't been the same since the accident.
I will be running Crystal Symphony tomorrow instead of the promised today as I'm unnable to.
>>27152445At what GMT?
>>27152493
Let's find out.
!time vincent
>>27152510
>tomorrow
>>27152510
About 3-4 pm give or take.
>>27152532
Thank you very much, Vincent. I liked to virgin and I'm sure as hell going to virgin harder.
>>27152510
>
>>27152532
Please be EST.
>>27152559
>GMT
FTFY
>>27152532
3-4 what per minute?
>>27152596
slices of turnip with coolwhip.
>>27152596
Periods of 15-20 seconds
>>27152596
reaching in the bag of potato chips
>>27152596
ripping out your nose hairs when you're bored while watching videos on the internet.
Not continuing yet. Seeking confirmation/denial.
>>27152724
>>27152596
Taking screenshots when watching a pony episode.
>>27152596
Cars passing by on the street after the quiet of the night when you have been up way too long during the week and it's early morning and you go to bed at 5 a.m.
>>27152642
You mean coolquip?
>>27152596
strokes on your pre-boner when you're lost in thought and don't quite fap yet, but already have your hand permanently on your dick, when you're doing something else.
>>27152839
coolwhip
So, here's what's up.I got out of work at 3:00 I want to get a few posts in during today. before I take off at ten since I'm going to be up late with some stuff which will be from 12:00 Am onward. Then I've got to be at My job at 7:30 so I'm probably going to pull at all nighter. Last night and the night before I ended up passing out and missing update time So I'm going to try fixing my schedule with QMing to fit with my current job. Lately I've just been sleeping at odd hours due to my new schedule and I'm sorry about the inconvenience.
Anyway, 11-54 is up
>>27152992
>>27153013
Insert totem into alien.
>>27153013
I'm sorry, none of that made sense.
>>27152863
Yeah, coolquip
>>27153013
No one cares
>>27153059
Part of why I've never read his quests.
>>27153079
You're saying it weird. Coolwhip.
>>27153059
The book cover. [Spoiler]It was stupid and I'm sorry[/spoiler].
>>27153104
No i'm not, coolquip
>>27153123
Say "whip".
>>27153091
So, what are the other reasons besides my incomprehensible explanations about why I'm having trouble keeping up a solid QM schedule?
>>27153140
I just flatout didn't like your art
11-54 was 2weird4me
Every time you posted it looked like you vomited words onto your computer
>>27153140
You have a lot of quest and I don't have the time to catch up.
Plus, you never come into secret club so doxel tells me I'm not allowed to play your quest.
>>27153167
wolvan pls
>>27153136
Whip
>>27153166
You know too much...
>>27153167
I'm trying to cut back on the amount of shit I'm Running and "running".
>>27153193
Now say "cool".
>>27153201
radical
>>27153201
Cool
>>27153199
I do appreciate you making an effort to run at an actually reasonable time.
But often, your writing does seem pretty haphazard.
>>27153213
Okay and now say "coolwhip".
I didn't believe that we were really dead until we started quoting Family Guy. Now I not only believe that we're dead but I hate you all.
>>27153218HABEEB IT!
>>27153216
Coolquip
>>27153218
>People still watch family guy
>People ever thought that shit was funny
It was always a shit show that's done nothing but gotten worse over time.
>>27153228
Your waifu is shit!
COOL
WHIP
COOL
WHIP
>>27153236
calm down /tv/
>>27153238
*tips moondora*
>>27153236
Kind of my point, anon.
>>27153242
Yeah, that's what i said, coolquip
>>27153267
Does it look like I was disagreeing with you?
>>27153280
I don't know, just fuck you ok?
>>27153285
Roger that.
>>27153285
Would you fuck me?
I would fuck me.
>>27153315
That's it. Goodbye Horses.
>>27153376
See you tomorrow :^)
>>27153376
[sad horse noises]
>>27153376I'm flying over you
Y'know, things!
>>27153476
>>27153497
Y'no one cares.
>>27153497
>>27153520
>>27153539
How does it feel to be wrong?
Snekpon quesd wen
>>27153623
>not even giving the eyebrows a proper fill
this is trash.
>>27153644
How does it go to the toilet?
>>27153647
What?
>>27153652
Snakes have an anus too.
>>27153647
What do you mean by "proper fill"?
>>27153656
>>27153647
>proper fill
>>27153647
>Proper fill
>>27153669
>>27153685
top: hair-lines visible through the eyebrows
bottom: hair line visible through eyebrows and on the left side it was weirdly filled in under the actual eye brow.
And yes, they're not filled in properly. They're lacking a proper fill.
>>27153716
>being this nitpicky
>>27153716
It was just a quick little thing.
I see what you're saying. But if i'm being quite frank, i'm not really that concerned about it super proper.
>>27153707
Look guys! A twingo!!!
>>27153832
Does she also have the power?
Dang it! Did someone not bump Colt Quest last night?
>>27153791
>>27154191
It got destroyed by fighting.
>>27154191
There was a lot of bumping of Colt Quest.
>>27154251
It did? Over what? Not Joyride again was it?
>>27154291
No, people were trying to get someone to stop from posting with a name and from there the thread filled up with arguing.
>>27154291
Here's an idea. Read the thread.
snuggle quest when?
>>27154291
Go read the thread if you want to know.
>>27154326
le when you make it XD
>>27154326
When you make it
>>27154313
Really? Is that it? If that was the issue why didn't they take the argument here in general thread. I'm sure the person with the name probably left rather quickly.
>>27154321
>>27154336
Can't, Desustorage isn't working right for me.
>>27154326
When you find someone to snuggle with who is willing to snuggle with you.
So never.
>>27154345
Newfag confirmed
>>27154345
Are you really this slow
Do you really not know about the inbuilt archive
Holy shit
>>27154345
Most boards have a 7 day archive.
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/archive
>>27154345
4chan has a temporary archive that it could have been accessed through.
>>27154345
Why would we want their cancer here? It's bad enough that its bringing in derpi players, we don't need them spreading.
>>27154360
My computer is old and the anonpone archive lags for me.
>RGS bombed
>Urban finished
>JAD dead
The era of text quest epics is over
>>27154345
You could try this too, if you'd like.
https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/24895492#navbar
>>27154364
>>27154365
Oh, thank you.
>>27154367
From what it sounds like, it was an issue that didn't strictly pertain to CQ therefor it should have been taken to the general forum were discussions such as that are supposed to take place.
>>27154345
>If that was the issue why didn't they take the argument here in general thread
Two reasons, people don't just move arguments during a shitstorm. And the other is why the fuck would we want derpibooru retards here?
>I'm sure the person with the name probably left rather quickly.
He remained even after the asking nicely, for 4chan, devolved into shitposting.
>>27154387
Thanks but that site has been lagging for me lately.
>>27154386
>JAD
>>27154386
>M&M rushed ending
>Tanks mia since forever
>Space finally succumbed
W-we still have super, right?
>>27154398
>From what it sounds like, it was an issue that didn't strictly pertain to CQ therefor it should have been taken to the general forum were discussions such as that are supposed to take place.
No. Thats not what this thread is for. Deal with your own namefags on your own time.
>>27154398
>everything you keep saying
>>27154415
Not this weekend you don't.
>>27154407
Okay, I'm looking at it now and the shitstorm didn't even really start until that guy AppleLack had already left.
>>27154427
But I thought this thread was for general discussions. And the subjects of names vs no names is a general matter. Not something that is exclusive to just one quest.
I suppose though it looks like everyone was too heated up to move it or drop it. Despite some apparent pleas by the other players.
>>27154451
oh no you don't, we already lost one good bat this week
>>27154456
So which good quests are still alive?
>>27154451
>>27154473
batposter pls go
>>27154473
>>27154461
This thread is for general CYOA discussion, not a fighting zone for any idiot cyoa thread spawns. If your user can't understand the most basic principle behind 4chan then why the hell would we want that kind of retard coming here. Solve the problem in your own thread, its no more on topic here then there.
>>27154486
S-shade version when?
>>27154491
But appears the guy had already left before the argument really heated up. It seems that it was others that started fighting about it.
Well, I think I'm going to take a small hiatus until Monday to work on character stuff for AtO. I feel that the quest is lacking, but I can't put my finger on what it is.
For those of you who've played, what do you think I stand to improve on?
And for those of you who haven't, do you see any flaws I can work on?
>>27154516
okay. point remains, it shouldn't be brought here. Shoulda just told the guy instigating to fuck off.
>>27154476
No. Not even one.
>>27154516
That's true, but utterly irrelevant to the post you are responding to.
>>27154386
So...necromancy? Is that what you're saying?
>>27154569
Actually it is. The person was implying that the that the person doing most of the fighting was AppleLack while I was saying that AppleLack had left and it was others doing most of the fighting and therefor would not have been some "newcomer retard" if they had taken the fight elswhere.
Frankly the argument should have ended when AppleLack left.
At least then I could've played tonight.
>>27154622
I don't care who your namefag is or who was defending him, it doesn't matter at all to what i said.
If you wanted to play tonight you should have told the person defending the namefag to fuck off.
>>27154523
Alot of info dumps if I had to guess. Been nothing but deepest lore for about that entire thread.
>>27154630
And how could I have done that if I wasn't there last night. They wern't even really defending the guy from what I can tell, they were mostly arguing on the very principle and nature of names vs no-names.
Come on really? Who want's to argue about principle for 300+ posts? The whole argument seems dumb.
>>27154655
P.S. Basil is precious and I just wanna hug and pet him.
>>27154662
>Who want's to argue about principle for 300+ posts?
The newfag in your thread, apparently.
>>27154671
>The newfag in your thread, apparently.
But it wasn't him. I told you he had already left after being called out more than once. Read the archive if you are confused.
>>27154686
Are you simple?
They were both newfags.
>>27154686
I think you misunderstand.
the namefag wasn't the one arguing, but there were those defending the use of names.
The person arguing did not understand the concept of the anonymous culture and argued against it. He is a newfag just as much as the namefag
>>27154697
I have my doubts. I have a feeling that some of the one's arguing principle knew better and were trying to keep the fight going.
>>27154706
Maybe so, but i'm reading some of the posts and I'm getting a bit suspicious of some of the posters. I think I've seen some of them in other thread fights here.
>>27154655
Alrighty, I'll try to work on characterizations more and exposition less. Thanks, anon. I appreciate the feedback, and 'll keep that in mind.
Anniversary on the 25th.Get HYP
>Sloth
>>27155081
All the bat butts and fluffy moths were washed away in the floods
>>27155081
Reminder that April 22 is Unique's anniversary.
Which one of you qm's did this?
>>27155146
Did what?
>>27155146
beard
>>27155146
>that face
It's Beard
>>27155155
I'm guessing the picture
I think it's time to accept Nips is done with questing.I'm not memeing.
>>27155212
>>27155232
It took us all. One by one we went hollow, sorry anon
>>27155271
Don't worry, the memers and shitposters are still here for you, anon!
>>27155212
what quests was he doing again?
So, I meant to start a Vamp thread tonight, but some things came up so I wasn't able to.
I can run tomorrow morning, but I like to get a new OP image for each thread.
Is any drawfag up to draw Mangoand/or Crimson? Just line art, I can color it and add the text myself.
Thanks.
>>27155748
I'm curious to know what art programs do you all use.
>>27155758
It's funny, but since that happened in the quest, the players have actually been very fastidious with bathing.
Mango has probably taken more showers than any other CYOA pone.
>>27155763
people use:
painttool SAI
clip studio paint
Fire alpaca
GIMP
Photoshop
Medibang
Flash
MSpaint
>>27155763
>>27155776
Interesting. And could you point to me to which cyoa or artist that uses these? Also do you know of any pros or cons to them?
>>27155786
off the top of my head:
painttool SAI - Nips, Fins, Bathwater, Alchemy, No.35
clip studio paint - Nips
Fire alpaca - Hijacker
GIMP - Bathwater
Photoshop - Shiro, Craft
Medibang - Hijacker
Flash - Storyteller
MSpaint - Inept
pros and cons are numerous. photoshop can do just about everything, but needs plugins for stabilizers and the price sucks. GIMP and firealpaca are strong and free. SAI is probably the go to beginning program in that its effective, lightweight and relatively cheap. Clip studio sometimes goes on sail cheaper than SAI and ive heard nothing but good things about that.
never used flash or medibang and Inepts mspaint stuff is essentially witchcraft.
>>27155810
Thank you very much.
Hey folks.
>>27155992
>>27155081
Floods took most of my time since I was really busy mid-week. I haven't had much free time or been in a decent mental state (exhaustion + insomnia) to run but Tommorow I'll try to run moff, or maybe something related to Unique. I can't promise anything concrete though.
>Miraculous got hijacked.
Why am I not surprised.
>>27156035
I'm just glad you're alive.
>>27156510
>hijacked
It's just getting shitposted in.
>>27156035
It's good that you're alright
>>27156035
>maybe something related to Unique
I mean, not that I believe you but please don't. Just let Unique die in peace.
>Indept finally does lewds
>People want to skip it
>>27153644
Hopefully never.
>>27156895
So does she. What's the problem?
>>27157167
She compromised and skipped the text part of the lewd. Kinda funny when you think about it.
>>27156035
Do want you want. Happy anniversary Sloth.
Anypony here?
>>27157580
No. We're dead.
>>27157580
>Anypony
McTriplefucking kill yourself.
>>27157580
>anypony
What websites do cyoa characters browse?
>Shade
Sickbladez.pon
B-list.pon
Tuftchasers.pon
>>27157721
Shouldn't it be .eq?
>>27157732
>>27157721
Landingpad.pon, for earthbound ponies seeking pegasus mates
>>27157721
>Gar
Youhorn.pon
Hornfront.pon
Featherheaven.pon
>>27157748
It can be whatever
The ponynet is huge
>cuddletube.eq
>>27157781
This sounds nice.
>>27157788
And this is even better.
>>27157782
that last one is always on incognito mode
>>27155810
GIMP tends to be pretty shit for drawing. It's better if you're trying to paint.
Medibang is Fire Alpaca, but with more options.
>>27157827
And behind 6000 proxies.
>>27158088
>Gar
>Figuring out how to use a proxy
Nah, he just turns on incognito and things he's safe.
>>27158096
>implying you have to be smart to use Sickcuntproxies.au
>>27158114
This is gar we're talking about.
Your waifu is not that bad
>>27158170
>>27158170
>>27158192
>>27158170
Thanks anon. I'm pretty fond of her.
>>27158205
except for yours, she pretty shit
>>27158213
That's not true. My waifu a best.
>>27158237
No shes not. It goes:
My waifu > other peoples waifu > shit > your waifu
>>27158213
You mean the shittiest.
>>27158258
>>27158260
G-guys, don't say that.
>>27158170
You too, anon.
>>27157781
>Landingpad.pon, for earthbound ponies seeking pegasus mates
Etherbreeze finally has a home.
>>27158350
>Etherbreeze
Speaking of which, guess what today is?
Inb4 >
>>27158384
Newegg.com
>>27158114
>>27158407
Is it a drug site?
>>27157959
>GIMP tends to be pretty shit for drawing. It's better if you're trying to paint.
So it's better for coloring than it is for drawing?
>>27158754
Coloring is different from painting, but yeah. It's about as good as anything else at coloring.
Which QM has accumulated the most sin?
>>27158836
so what is the difference between paint and draw?
>>27158906
Arch.
>>27158906
Longname.
>>27158906
Wolvan
>1line
>>27159245
I don't think it's possible to accrue that much sin with a single choice.
>>27158906
Pink.
>>27159305
>
>>27159305
Your problem is assuming the flashback was the only problem.
>>27159317
Oh?
>>27158945
Lines (drawing) vs blocks of color (painting). In some senses, coloring a picture with a brush instead of a fill tool is an incredibly basic form of painting.
>>27159317
This. It was a colossal fuck up in a dozen respects. The settings, lore, and plot were all bad. The only good part was the character, and even then, it was the version of the character that wasn't in the quest that people liked.
>>27158906
Lurker, but then I think that was intentional.
>>27159339
I'll give him the number two spot.
>>27159322
The flashback really made people think about how much they disliked the CYOA as a whole.
A lot of the problems went unnoticed due to blind enthusiasm. People didn't notice that Etherbreeze wasn't the character the anons made, or that none of the story was interesting. The only thing that was interesting was the character, like >>27159339 said.
Even then, that character only really existed in artwork.
A lot of that stuff doesn't come to light until the QM fucks up in a big way. A similar thing happened with Unique. People got frustrated, the QM took a very long break, and suddenly everyone's grievances with the CYOA came to light.
>>27158945
The tools you use mostly, just like irl. I've been confused by this too when I've seen people say "I tried painting", then post digital art.
Which /cyoa/ pone would be the best at kareoke?
>>27159363
Well said, anon. The lesson to be learned from Longname and Unique is never fuck up and never take a break, or else people will have time to realize that you're shit and have no idea what you're doing.
>>27159397
>don't fuck up
Spes pls.
>>27159397
Even if you do fuck up, just power through it. Don't take a break to figure it out.
>today___
>>27159449
I don't believe you.
>>27159370
Easy
>>27159397
This is true the longer you wait the more your fans will re-read the story and start to realize how shoddily put together your house of cards is. Hero made the right choice by rushing and finishing M&M early. He may soon have the free time to run again once he's done with his classes but in the meantime the obvious flaws of M&M would've become apparent. If he stalled at the whole Eve/Jet shitstorm the game likely would have died too.
Also in the case of Unique it seems like Sloth just realized how shit Unique really was and basically dropped it. The pastebin rant was uploaded right around the last session. He just never owned up and tried to say it was actually canceled because he's lost the will to live.
>>27159470
>Hero made the right choice by rushing and finishing M&M early
Except it wasn't really a choice.
>>27159493
He could have decided to put it on hiatus
>>27159520
He couldn't have. He doesn't have time to write anymore since he joined the navy
>>27159520
>one year hiatus
gee
>>27159534
>>27159549
Still an option.
>>27155767
Kek
Can't afford to have a smelly bat can weIf she's smelly i can't do sexual to her my poner has to smell nice
Bard Quest : Yesterday, you said tomorrow: JUST DO IT!
>>27159556
With a big block of green to end a stupid intermission
>>27159593
Happened https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27049681/#27057402
>>27159593
Yay! More Blord Quest!
Wait a minute...
>Bard Quest
You goddamn liar.
>>27159751
Anon, no
>>27159800
It's ok anon, cyoa pones are not real and even if they were they have no say in their QMs whims.
>>27159925
A-anon, no!
What kinda accent do you guys think Nina has? I'm trying to figure out how to write it.
>>27160055
MMMMMMMMMMMMOO-Oh, ok
>>27160127
Who?
>>27160127
She's Irish
>>27160172
Cute firehorse from Shooting Stars.
>>27160175
I thought so, but I wasn't sure.
>>27160127
kekekeke
>>27160195
Nyx will become canon in the 2017 movie
>>27160277
>be me
>see 'this is a nyx episode' thread still up
>open it
>it's shit why did I opened it?
>close it
>come back here
>see this
is this a sign /cyoag/?
>>27160277
>nyxcuck threads are gone
Your waifu may be shit, but shes a shit that i can tolerate
So when will Nips come back and resume his many cyoa's?
I miss him as nearly as much as she misses other unicorns.
>>27160351
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>27160351
Get cucked
>>27160351
>Nips
Just accept it, Anon. There's no need for you to hurt yourself like this any longer.
>>27160351
Gee,just give up already nipscuck
>>27160351
I hate how soul crushingly bleak that is.
>>27160408
In my opinion it could still use some work to maximize the effect.
>>27160465
Oh? Do tell...
>>27160479
Mostly just the second panel. She looks like she's walking when she could be breaking out into a full gallop with this really panicky look on her face.
>wolvan says he'll run longname on the 21st if pink doesn't return
>21st, no longname
>pink says he's coming back on the 22nd to run longname
>22nd, no longname
>tfw you realize that being a longcuck really is just as pathetic as people make it out to be
>>27160631
>being a longcuck sucks
How did you not already know that?
>>27160631
>not already given up hope for longname after the April fool tread
there was a lot of despreat people wanting wolvan hijack longname
>>27160631
I don't know what to tell you, Anon.
>>27160652
Even Doxel knows it sucks
!bully wolvan
Am I giving too many chances?
>>27160819
We'll never know if you never say what quest.
>>27159578
Not the QM but I saw it on the board and I wanted to share it with you guys because you are my very best friends.
>>27160865
I meant am I giving a "QM" too many chances
>>27160904
No one can decide that but you Anon
>>27160904
C U C K
>>27160904
ask doxel
If that QM happened to be me, I apologize for continuing to dissapoint.
>>27160930
Who the hell is doxel anyways
Just another one in line of many qm's?
>>27160971
nope
>>27160971
Artfag with a loud enough personality that he sticks out from the crowd.
>>27160971
Isn't he the longname drawfag?
I know he's a meme for being overly positive and caring for quests he doesn't actually play
>>27160971
Not even a QM. He's just aguy who draws sometimes, and doesn't even namefag. People only know him because he wanted to fight back against the general cynicism of the general and try and let qms know that someone does in fact care, and that he supports them. It was mainly an attempt to counteract the specific negativity of that one poster who would gleefully inform every single QM that no one cared whenever they posted.
Doxel is now infamous and easily spotable by his optimistic, cheery, and supportive manner of posting.
>>27160971
Doxel The Destroyer is an escaped Ponk clone who constantly posted about caring for CYOAs, only for it to later become apparent that these cares were fake, merely used to lull QMs into a false sense of security before he struck.
His actual purpose was to create cucks and then harvest their tears. This can be most easy seen in the case of Longname, which is his finest worrk so far.
Doxel, friend or foe? Who is this masked ponk?
>>27160971
He's only a big deal because people chose to make a big deal of it.
>>27160976
I may not have been loud enough with this. BoatQuest is running again.
>>27161109
That doesn't look suspicious at all.
>>27161103
You should say the name of your quest when you announce it. Maybe post a picture. Questing 101.
>>27161119
What's wrong with a grown stallion dying himself Pinkie colors and offering people cares?
Are there any QMs here who have had a timeframe in mind for the length of a quest they were running and actually finished near it?
>>27161153
Few have actually put a timeframe for their quest at all.
>>27161153
Bath finished 1-day CYOAs in 1 day once, and 3-5 days twice
To be fair, estimating a timeframe for a cyoa is one of the most difficult thing I can think of
>>27161153
>Its just a short quest!
>8 and a half months later...
>>27161109
Y-yes? I'll take some cares...
What is your favorite genre for a quest?
Which quests are good representations of their genre? Which quests went a completely different direction?
>>27161186
I can only recall one of Bath's one-day CYOAs actually finishing.
Nadine didn't really finish, just got an ubrupt rocks fall ending.
Expirimental didn't finish.
Teacher trapped in a cave didn't finish.
The only one I recall was that stupid combat test thing.
>>27161153
>Halloween themed quest
>goes on for 2 months
>>27161244
>Autistic batcancer
>>27161266
>>27161265
I considered that finished quests included cancelled ones
I mean it's fairly obvious he won't pick them up again. The probabilities are very low, at least.
>>27161300
>Cancelled quests count
Arch is probably our best QM at finishing on time then.
>>27161244
Comfy lighthearted fun quests are my favorite.
>>27161277
How rude, its a picture
>>27161244
Anything really
>>27161244
Something playful. I get that's not really a genre, but it's what I look for when I'm reading quests. I like to read something silly to help me pass the time. I guess what I look for are comedies.
Urban fit the bill. Underneath the comedy there was a level of seriousness that arose here and there, but it generally stuck to just being fun. It's hard to find something to replace that seeing as most quests tend to take themselves pretty seriously nowadays. I'd rather the seriousness be an undertone rather than an overwhelming presence.
>>27161490
If i have a problem of any sort with the ending, its that it wasn't funny at all.
>>27161490
Is blord quest too serious for your taste?
>>27161535
Dunno, haven't read it yet. I'll that as a recommendation. Thanks, Anon.
>>27161490
b-but muh deepest lore
>>27161563
Not the anon who recommended Blord to you, but you really should. It's hilarious, lighthearted, and fun to play. Boatquest is like that too.
>>27161580
Not that anon but is blordquest the one with the QM who don't like to write faggots?
>>27161601
Yes. That is Pleeny. He admitted that it was a bit of a failing, though, and made the MC a reverse trap as a consolation prize.
Mild homophobia aside, it's a fun lighthearted quest anyway.
>>27161530
Agreed. The last line should have been Gar sayingy-you to
Some of you guys seem to really dislike bat ponies. Is there any that are at least generally liked for either design or personality?
>>27161717
It's a shitposter, mate.
>>27161717
[obligatory 'everyone who doesn't like batponies is a shitpsoter kekekeke' reply]
>>27161724
oh wait I'm late
>>27161799
CurseQuest continues. Come journey north to the grasslands and bug your party members about things.
>>27161821
can we bug our party with our member too?
So...
Does anyone have that pic of Mango and Joy from Coltquest that Mintster did?
I haven't used that as an OP, and at least it's not a shitty meme.
>>27161889ur a shid meme :D
>>27161490
I'll keep this in mind when I run my quest. Thank your response.
>>27161889
If you happen to want a Mango I drew her at one point as a practice sketch.
Are you guys enjoying your etherbreeze :^)
Doing illegal things to clear our name now continues!
>>27162129
>>27162149
These shoulders look slightly dislocated.
>>27161986
Oh, neat, that's exactly what I need.
>>27162257
Right here with you
>>27162149
No one cares
Ponk
>>27162588
You have my attention.
>>27162596
Ponka Po.
>>27162601
I like where this is going...
>>27162655
Panka Piis worst waifu.
>>27162690
>>27162754
It ends
>>27162769
Not stuck?
>>27162769
You couldn't just leave it well alone, could ya you bastard? Now I have to tear myself apart playing this knowing that there will never be a conclusion, not to mention that I know what'll happen to Loveisck.
>>27162826
>I know what eventually happens because it's a flashback
:::::^^^^^^))))))))
>>27162769
Unique is still my favorite Quest that I've ever played.
I'm very sad to see it go.
So will Colt Quest run tonight? *fingers crossed
>>27162841
>>27162883
Hard to say. We don't really have a way to know unless Fic posts on here. Or just starts up the quest.
>>27162883
Pert of me hopes that Ficfic defends the newfags so I can quit reading Coltquest in disgust.
I really don't want to deal with the bullshit that surrounds Coltquest anymore, but so far Ficfic has been a good QM and I like his characters.
>>27162883
Nope. Coltquest is over forever.
Dirty Work is up!
>>27162898
>>27162899
>I really don't want to deal with the bullshit that surrounds Coltquest anymore,
This is why when people start fighting, no matter the reason, we need to tell them to drop it or take it elsewhere.
>>27162914
Sweet.
>>27162924
That's just inviting people to drop hot opinions knowing that they'll be defended from anyone who is provoked.
>>27162940
It goes for both parties. They both have to drop it or leave. I'm sick and tired of my cyoa being used as a battleground for other peoples problems.
>>27161530
But edge bat finally got to be happy
Quick question for QM's: Have any of your players ever said something that you don't know how to respond to nicely because the answer just seemed that obvious, or the player would have no clue about the topic but you would since you're the QM?
>>27163006
Of course you get frustrated with the players sometimes. But I try not to, overt hostility from a QM isn't going to be fun. And I QM to have fun, so...
As for the second one, oh god yes. Caracole especially had a lot of background lore and shit that I wanted nothing more than to gush about. Vamp to a lesser extent, but I still had some ideas that I really wanted to share but was only able to with Fruit and Igor.
Funnily enough, me and Fruit disagree on some of that background lore, but I think both of our takes on the idea are interesting, though distinct.
Anyway, Vamp is up for the night.
>>27162972
>>27163006
Your final puzzle was shit, Inept. Accept it.
>>27163006
Inept p--
>>27163042
Nevermind, beat me to it.
Hey inept :^)
>>27163036
>Of course you get frustrated with the players sometimes. But I try not to
You sure about that because you made that template for the dungeon I was building ten times crueler than I was expecting it to be. Not that it hasn't been fun to watch.
>Hero was Saitama the whole time
>>27163074
>No pic of Rocker with ponut-shaped bruises all over his face.
>>27163074
Nurse nightlight intrigues me. Nightlight is a bat pony right?
>>27163074
What the fuck I KNOW I made a picture of that in one of these threads. And I also made a pic of Cough Syrup snuggled up under a blanket and drinking OJ. But I can't find them anywhere. What the Hell happened?
>>27163181
>>27163165
https://www.anonpone.com/agony/fanart#&gid=1&pid=2
https://www.anonpone.com/meme/fanart#&gid=1&pid=19
>>27163285
Oops.
>>27163264
>>27163165
Eh, I don't think going into an anti vampire dungeon should be anything but cruel for Mango.
>>27163297
I agree, I just didn't think you were going to impale Mango.
I couldn't stop cracking up when it happened.
inept and rits dualcyoa cyoa in industriaquestria when
>>27163317
For once it will be a persistent wound, though it's not a particularly bad one.
>>27163285
>>27163294
Thank you. Now that I know I'm not going crazy, I can get back to FiT.
>>27163257
You bet she is
>>27163511
I already looked into it by now, but your additional help is appreciated anon.
>>27163536
Are you sure you don't need more help, anon?
>>27163555
Now i'm starting to wonder what you mean by "help". But, uh thanks regardless.
>>27163555
Man, I think i'll be forever envious of Nips stuff.
Important question
http://www.strawpoll.me/10022781
>>27163606
I know I will
>>27163634
Such is the life of an inferior artist I suppose. We'll be inferior together.
new thread >>
>>27163673
When Gimp makes it
Hello?
>>27164541
Its over Anon. Come back to bed.