Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends! Issue #9

>>27144245
>Thread theme
http://youtu.be/DZGN9fZvQhc

Who was the best Spidey and why was it Tom Kenny

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>>27144245
does anyone else remember Mania?

>>27144282
I remember a lot of porn of her.

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>>27144245

>>27144313
Why is that monkey wearing a Twilight wig?

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Fun fact: In the Spiderman video games, all spidermen are voiced by Spiderman veteran va's.
Shattered Dimensions:
>Amazing Spiderman
Neil Patrick Harris (New animated series)
>Noir Spiderman
Christopher Daniel Barnes (90's cartoon)
>Ultimate Spiderman
Josh Keaton (Spectacular Spiderman)
In Edge of Time:
>Amazing
Josh Keaton
>2099
Christopher Barnes

>>27144407
Who's your favorite Spider-Man voice actor? Mine personally is Josh Keaton.

>>27144595
When it comes to voice actors, probably Christopher Barnes since he's the animated Spidey I grew up with.
When it comes to actors overall, Tobey Maguire

Can I get treppahcs' paste bin here please?

>>27144815
http://pastebin.com/Aabr5wQC
Her you go

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>>27144649
Tobey McGuire is the antithema of Hayden Christenson.
Hayden doesn't act, Tobey forces it so hard that it becomes unwatchable.
Either way they both hold special places in my hearts for ruining things I loved.

>>27144919
Oh shit mang. Thanks a great bundle.

>>27144944
No problem but I'm gonna update it tommorrow

>>27144407
Is shattered dimensions worth a buy?
The last spider-man games I played were Ultimate and the 2nd movie on the PS2.

>>27144934
Hey. It wasn't Hayden's fault.
It was the shit direction and shit writing that ruined his chances of getting anything acceptable out of the role.

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>>27145002
Yes
>>27144934
Dafuq you say, m9?

Pastebin list:
Roommate Annon
Http://pastebin.com/crUhxGks

Beans
Http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0

Red
Http://pastebin.com/hTFVft7x

FemAnon
Http://pastebin.com/xkSzdr5V

Treppahcs
Http://pastebin.com/Aabr5wQC

>>27145118
Beans, we posted the links to the pastebins.

Y-you can come out now, r-right?

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>>27145165
THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL, BABY!
http://youtu.be/yzN0j5W8hwk

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>>27145109
You wanna feckin' go m80?

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>>27145236
IM NOT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES WITH YOU ALL NIGHT
http://youtu.be/FCJg3DSW7Q8

>>27145118
HOLD EVERYTHING!
What happened to Shocker?

>>27144313
She looks like she was made for fucking
Not talking about Twilight

>>27145118
These links do not work friend
Try adding an "s" after http

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>>27145425
Who are you?
There's something about you...
My spider sense is tingling

>>27145486
You sure it's not your spidey dick?

>>27145514
Listen, bum
I've got radioactive cum

>>27145531
When Sunset cums and thanks Anon for making her cum, does Anon reply with your WEBCUM

>>27145486
I hang around in Technology Isn't Magic. I tried writing but it turned into shit. I'm trying to make it long and descriptive but I fail. Anyway that's who I am

Now tell me

Who are you?

Why does Ultimate Spiderman get all the coolest stuff, but do it with shitty execution?
http://youtu.be/hv3vzuH19fo

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>>27145622
Who am i?
I am speed.
I am stealth.
I am agility.
I am power.
I am vengeance. I am the night!
I am the hope of the universe.
I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace.
I fight for truth, justice, and the American way.
I am the light bulb in the darkness.
To protect the world from devastation.
To extend our reach to the stars above!
I am the fastest man alive.
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight.
I. AM. SPIDER-BLOKE.
http://youtu.be/rkWoVBRxUKk

>>27145624
http://youtu.be/WNcV_Ec168c
Huh, maybe I haven't given Ultimate Spiderman a fair chance.
If I can find full episodes somewhere, I'm gonna start watching it again

>>27145731
So you're just this threads version of Fapman
Good to know

>>27146036
Yup.
(Who's fapman?)

>>27146036
He's excused because he shitposted on the right day and got us like 4(?) different entertaining stories in thread 1.

Even if it's slowed to a crawl now, it was really fun while it lasted. Kinda wish we got more DC stuff to go with it, but eh.

>>27146080
>>27146036
Seriously, who's Fapman?
Should I be insulted?

>>27146066
He is an anon that has been here for a while. We don't know if it's the same person or just different people passing a title but he shows up to threads, posts a few times about off topic things, and then leaves or in rare cases writes something funny

>>27146100
No Fapman is pretty funny

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>>27146134
>k
>>27146080
We need more artists here

>>27146080
It may be slowed to a crawl (lol crawl, get it?$
There's a chance it could pick up the pace again at any moment.
Any moment now.
...

We could try to summon Fapman

>>27146170
Or we could not shit up the thread

>>27146209
Would you rather. Have a
Shit thread with entertainment or a good thread with no entertainment?

>>27146161
We need Beans, don't we?

IS THIS SOME SORT OF CRUEL GAME TO YOU, BEANS!? TO SHOW HOW DEPENDENT WE ARE ON YOU!?

WELL FUCK YOU! WE DON'T NEED YOUR GREEN YOU FUCKIN' SHIT! WE WILL SURVIVE!

...survive...

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>>27146228
If it's a good thread, doesn't that mean it entertains people?

Fucking hell
I summon a writefag to write.

>>27146255
We got plenty of writers, they just can't be bothered to show up most of the time

>>27146253
Gryphonia Colony threads were good and they got boring fast. I still stay on the chat and update the OC list

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>>27146237
Don't let him break you.
>We can do this all day

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>>27146255
>cape thread
>doesn't use the writefag symbol

>>27146280
*signal
Can't even chide right, I'm going to bed.

>>27145118
>>27144245
Well done again op

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>>27145118
>Http://pastebin.com/crUhxGks
That's my old link that 404's.

Though to be honest it's probably better to just leave that link there than introducing people to the pile of shite I've written.

>>27146396
Shut up negro.
I didn't say you could stop
Now keep writing you comfy mofo

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>>27145297

Here you go. http://pastebin.com/CYSHBCi1

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>>27146522
Oh.
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTH

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>>27146343
All I do is host t b h
It's the writers and artists that do all the work

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>>27146483
Don't worry you'll get your next update by midway through next month at the current rate.

kill me.

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>>27146522
Alright, the headcount so far is:
>Me
>treppahcs
>Roommate Anon
>Shocker-non
We're still missing
1. Beans
2. Red
3. Femanon
4. Untitled 7
5. Punisher Anon (possible KIA)
Where's the rest of the team, people?

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>>27146635
Kill you?
Your punishment must be more severe.

>>27146659
I'm gonna be honest here.
I'm not happy with my story, I don't like how it reads, I don't like how it's playing out, I don't like the set up I gave it, and don't like the way I've handled any of the characters.

The fact that no one is really reading it just confirms to me that it's shit.

I'm very tempted to abandon it, ditch the name, and come back later with something actually worth reading.

Fuck, this is like my days on /c/ all over again.

>>27146774
wait, people go to /c/?

>>27146774
>no one
I'm not going to sit here and beg you to keep up a story you're not feeling, but some people are reading it and enjoying what they've seen so far. If you need to break and come back with something you think is more worth working on, I can't stop you.

>>27146803
You'd be surprised.

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>>27146830
Apparently I would be!

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>>27146774
Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin?
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in
Do you ever feel, feel so buried deep?
Six feet under screams and no kne seems to hear a thing.
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
Cause there's a spark In you.
Just just gotta ignite, the light
And let it shine
Just own the night, like the Fourth of July!
Nonny you're a firework.
Come one let your colors burst
Make them go o-oh-oh
You're gonna leave them falling down, down, down.
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

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>>27146822
That's just it, the few regular people that acknowledged my updates more or less faded away, so I just figured it wasn't holding their attention anymore, and considering that I'm literally the slowest non-dead writer in these threads I sort of expected that to happen.

If there are still people actually reading my shit I'm flattered, but the way I've written it leaves me trapped, and the only way out is through contrived, clunky, bullshit and my nigh lifeless attempts at characters.

I'd hate to disappoint anyone but I don't know what to do to unfuck this mess beyond nuking it and starting over.

>>27146906
>Katy Perry
Never do that again.

>>27147004
do what you've gotta, but I'd rather you at least leave the original up instead of wiping it from pastebin, at least for the people who like it.

>>27147004
M8 I read your story
It's fine they way it is. If you are unhappy with it force it it another direction. That or keep it the way it is, and start over on a new story.
Us anons will be content with whatever choice you make

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So, totally unrelated to what I'm going to write, but who do you guys think the Cutie Mark Crusaders would be?

>>27147004

If you want to restart, I don't anyone'll try to stop you. Sometimes you gotta do a few revisions on your story before you think it's good enough to read, or such. Like >>27147209
said, we'll be happy with whatever choice you make.

Fuck, namefag autism really makes up most of this thread.

>>27147487
That's not a bad thing. Half of them regularly contribute with green, the rest can't post green as often because they're either doing their own normalfag thing or face extenuating circumstances. And with as many active writers as there are right now, the names help with differentiating the various greens from each other.

>>27147308
robin, speedy, wondergirl etc
sidekicks basically.

>>27147308
Tween Titans

>>27146649
Oh, I'm here quite often
I just go by Anonymous when there's no need to namefag

>>27148167
Truly an hero

>>27147487
Most of the are writefags though.
Writefaggotry and drawfaggotry are the only acceptable times of namefaggotry.

>>27146649
Yeah just a warning I will still be posting but i'm trying to write the part i'm on as a big update. so I'll post either tonight or tommorrow

>>27147487
Probably the delay in green being posted making you think that.

That or you just hate tripfags regardless of content.

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>>27147004
>Why do you sit there sighing, instead of trying one more time?

>>27146148
Sorry for lack of art guys. Still on the road. Should be getting in to destination tonight, will try to finish the remaining work for sand-maud.

>>27148545
Not a problem. Take your time

>>27148274
this is true

>>27146649
wait what?
you're missing me for what exactly?

>>27149918
just people chiming in, I think
don't worry about it

>>27149955
Sounds about right

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>>27146649
Femanon pls come back

>>27149955
and my loyalty was questioned?

>>27150459
Don't worry. They question everyone's loyalty

>>27150459
Don't be loyal to them
Make them be loyal to you
Thats what Beans did
And no one has come close to his level of a personality cult

>>27150553
I offer free salvation and... uhh... 36 virgins and 36 sluts in the afterlife, what else? Oh yeah, they can take any form you want, you sick fucks.
And I'll post more Spider-shim, you like that too, I guess

>>27140053
>Be Sunset.
>You shouldn’t laugh about a professor.
>Even if they seem to love the sound of their voice, and even if they have the tiniest of speech impairments.
>But when anon mockingly copied the way Dr. Sombra said his “Crystals” you had to cover your mouth not to let a chuckle escape.
>It’s what you have been thinking about in the back of your head for half the lecture.
>Having it heard out loud you almost couldn’t hold yourself.
“You’re bad, you really shouldn’t mock a guest professor. What if he hears and decides not to come back?”
>“Sorry, I just-”
>Anon looks defeated and continues to back up his stuff.
>You frown and do the same thing.
>What was going through his head to react that badly to you merely stating a fact?
>It wasn’t as if you thought it wasn’t hilarious.
>He doesn’t continue his sentence after the two of you had finished backing up (which ddidn’t take long)
>He’s a strange fellow.
“See you around.”
>You tell him.
>“Yeah... bye.”

>>27150737
>You leave the lecture and began to walk with a somewhat depressed state of mind toward the next lecture hall.
>“Hey Sunny.”
>You recognize that voice and turn toward it.
At the other side of the hallway stood a woman in her late 20s, She had blue and dark pink hair and a cream skin.
>Secret Agent Sweetie Drops.
“Bon Bon, hey...”
>She was dressed like any other student, bag and everything. She didn’t stand out of the crowd in any way.
>You approach her.
“What’s up?”
>You try to sound cheerful, as if having just met a good friend, but you’re not sure you even like that particular Wonderbolt agent.
>“Oh, this and that.”
>She wouldn’t be here would nothing urgent be on the agenda, and that could only mean...
>“Sorry to hear about your family though, how are you holding up?”
>That was code for her to have brought you a real identity, with dead parents and all.
>Your free range spider days were over.
>You’re a citizen of the United States now.
“I’ll.... manage, won’t I?”
>“Of course, you have your friends after all.”
>Why does that sound like a thread out of her mouth?
“Yeah...”
>She gestures you to walk with her.
>“I have the stuff I borrowed from you.”
“You could have kept it longer, you didn’t need to hurry...”
>She shoots you a mean glance.
“But, you know, I’m glad to have it back too... I know you only do this to look out for me.”
>“That’s what friends are for..”
>You nod.
>Somewhat funny that you have thought about all of this just an hour ago.
>Sweetie Drops a lecture hall and gestures you to enter.
>Like a good new recruit you do as she wants, and she follows just after.
>You spot Soarin, lent back in a seat in the last row, his feet on the desk.
>Next thing you hear was the sound of Sweetie Drops looking the door behind you.
>No intruders.

>>27150749
>Before Soarin you could even see one of these spy devices to scramble radio frequencies.
>Sweetie and you climb the stairs up to the full-time superhero everybody knows about.
“Isn’t that risky? To show yourself out in public like that?”
>“Do you not think I do my own grocery shopping?”
“I meant for me.”
>You glare at the careless guy.
“Even if you’re public doesn’t mean I am. Or Sweetie Drops for that matter.”
>She shrugs.
>“The necessary precautions are met. You should start to trust us now, Sunset.”
>Even if you want to do something different you nod.
>When you reach Soarin, she continues.
>“We have four topics to discuss.”
>Four!?
>“First – and we hope this is a formality – here.”
>She takes out a folder and hands you a passport and ID-card.
>“The folder contains documents you will find useful, including Birth and Death Certificates of your fictional mother and father, a birth certificate for you, and some ”
>“You were born in Maryland, but spend most of your youth in Great Britain and Ireland as your new passport says, only then have you moved to Canterlot and attested CHS.”
>You nod.
>So far there had been nothing to surprise you.
>“Now that’s a federal witness-protection tier fake identity. If anyone tries to dig you up they’ll find a case related to the mexican cartel.”
>“Your father talked, but got then caught by a dirty cop, you’re the only survivor. Which links to a series of other cases, and...”
>Soaring cuts her off. “They buried you in bureaucracy.”
>You nod, happy with that explanation.
>“All you need to know is your surface fake story.” he continues.
“I assume there are still some records of me being ‘anything-but’, right?”
>“Yes,” Sweetie Drops confirms. “In three Parts, in interdimensional travel, people with abilities, and your personal file. Only the last contains all your data, and I can assure you – they are very closely guarded.”

>>27150756
>Soarin chuckles. “Yeah, if the wrong people get their hands on those we have entirely different troubles than your secret identity. No offense, but you’re not the most important person we protect.”
>Sweetie nods, even if you could see she disapproved of the hero’s phrasing.
“None taken.”
>Sweetie takes this as the sign to move on.
>“Our next part of business is if you plan to continue your vigilantism.”
>You knew this would be coming, but you stay silent.
>“If you stop you’ll just be any other person with abilities, on a pretty loose watch-list, and you have to tell us if you travel.”
>All you can do is nod.
>“If you plan to continue, you’ll now be officially a criminal and we’d have to stop you.”
>Again, you nod.
>Instead of Sweetie Drops, Soarin continues
>“And you can join us, or rather the uhh... ‘Wonderbolt’s task force of New Yoke’, there will be rules to follow, though. But we’re also your bitch, if you need something from us.”
>You gulp, and take a deep breath.
>“I know you feel like we take your freedom away from you, but that’s just part of growing up, kiddo.”
>You nod again, and leave the room with silence for a while while the two stare at you.
“Is there like... a standardized form of responsibilities and perks?”
>“You’ll find it in the folder I gave you.”
>Your eyes wander to the folder.
>“We’ll give you until this evening, you knew it was coming, so I assume you have made up your mind already.”
>You didn’t.
>In fact you drastically avoided thinking about it, and tried to live in a calm micro verse where no wonderbolts exist.
“Okay...”
>“You can reach me on the number I have given you last fall, it still works.”
“Okay...”
>“Next, we’d like to discuss an internship with you.”
“Huh?”

>>27150761
>“We ask for your expertise on interdimensional travel, as well the force we’ve come to call equestrian magic.”
>“The prevention of disturbances is our number one priority, the better we are informed, the easier it is for us to spot them and minimize any damage, or teach newcomers of our customs and laws.”
“That explains the travel, but the magic part?”
>“Ms. Shimmer, I hope you’re well aware it can be used offensively. Our agency’s job is to protect the people of this world, we-”
>“We’re the good guys, kiddo.”
>Sweetie Drops turns angrily toward Soarin, who ignores her.
>“Doesn’t mean there aren’t bad guys out there.”
>You wanders between the two.
>You know that.
>You know all that.
>It’s so frustrating.
>Why does your life has to change?
>“We pay, you know?”
>This makes you listen up.
>“Not just the internship, but your hero-work as well. You have to write down what you did and, like... have the proper ethnics.”
>Soarin explains this with an expression of hate for paperwork.
>“But it does you good kid, you’ll have a list of your good deeds if you ever feel down.”
>This... was actually a good thing.
>“The internship Ms. Shimmer?”
>Sweetie Drops brings you back to the topic at hand.
>“You’ll first get paid for your insight and afterwards you’ll be working in a field of science, not entirely unrelated to your college major.”
>Why does it feel like selling out your homeland?
“I’ll... think about it.”

>>27150756
>>“Do you not think I do my own grocery shopping?”

That's really weirdly worded for a "casual" guy
Sorry, nitpicking

>>27150922
At this point I'm just glad anyone responds
I'm having a hard time doing accents tones and more personality, besides the contents of the speech.
english isn't my first language my fourth, actually

>>27150942
That's pretty impressive. What are the other three?

>>27150967
turkish, german and italian

>>27150942
It's cool, I find that dialogue is probably the hardest thing to write.

>>27150988
Neat.

>>27150875
Wonder were this will go and I'm liking the pace of this

>>27151026
>>27151012
haven't spoken a word italian in 8 years though, except GELATI

>>27151075
I hope it's not too much worldbuilding
watch superhero c-span for more

>>27151103
Better than mine, let's put it that way

>>27150988
KOMSHO!

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>beans isn't in this thread

>>27151323
The reign of Beams seems to be over
In this void other writefags will fight for supremacy
The winner is determined by most often posts and cult following.
You can post and post and post and if no one reads you and motivates you, you will lose interest and fatigue yourself out
On the other hand if you have a cult following but you rarely update, the masses will lose interest and by the time you return, no one will remember where you left off and a new writefag supreme will have been chosen
Such is the nature of the title

>>27151279
off to c-span you go then and I will teach you how to properly tax your super her work.

>>27151299
Let me paranoidly check if my door is locked

>>27151323
You need to find a new overlord, remember what I offered: >>27150619

>>27151103
Pastebin?

>>27151397
http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw

I thought spider-bloke posted it...

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Well. It worked the last time.

Get cracking guys.

>>27151390
no need for doorlocking, im pretty sure we are far away enough

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>>27151420

>>27151390
Hey i like your story, I'm just saying that whenever i read mine i feel it's a bit strange. But keep up the good work

>>27151381
With great power, comes great responsibility

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>>27151420
DESTROY EVERYTHING!

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>>27151420
Oh shit guys, HE is here.

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>>27151478
and free peanuts

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>>27151420
>>27151487
>>27151502
And so, the hero write bitch nigger known as Beans was never seen again.
Leaving behind a thread without an hero.
http://youtu.be/lw-jLfzheC0

>>27132389
>You’ve been in two fires by now, so…
>Wait a minute.
>...Is this a fire at all?
>Fires don’t smash things and shit…
>Why didn’t you know that while walking down the hallway?
>Weird…
>Welp, time to get going.
>You carry your bag out of the classroom and walk calmly.
>...Wait, no!
>You need to think about why there’s no fire or smoke!
>What’s happening here?
>Is it a shooting?
>Shootings don’t leave smashed holes in the ceiling!
>You growl in frustration.
>You’re not thinking straight.
>It’s like your rationality is being fogged.
>...What’s going on and what have you gotten yourself into?
>You hurry out the door.
>Oh my god.
>Ooooh my god, why are you so dizzy?
>You collapse onto the floor of the hallway, too disoriented to get yourself up.
>“...Anon? Anon, what are you doing, get up!!!”
>Where’s that voice coming from?
>It sounds like it’s coming from all directions, but how?
“Wh-what’s happening?”
>The voice comes nearer...it sounds familiar.
>You no longer hear the fire alarm.
>“What’s wrong with you!? We need to go! Now!”
>It’s a woman.
>Your vision is so blurred you can’t tell who it is…
>Her voice, though…
>So sweet, so concerned.
>She jostles you in her hold.
>“Oh my god, are you okay! Please be okay, please!”
>You swear you know that voice.
>Despite not being able to see from so much dizziness and mind-fog, you think you know who it is.
“...Sunny?”
>“She’s waiting for you outside I bet, now c’mon!”
>You try harder to look at her…
“Oh. Hey, Spiders. Sorry, you just reminded me of my best friend is all.”
>Spidey just stares at you incredulously.
>“Why are you so calm!? What’s wrong with you!?”
“I dunno...I kinda feel loopy I guess...Like I’m about to fall asleep but won’t.”
>Spider-Woman urgently tries to feel your pulse.

>>27151533
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS!!!

>>27151533
Ok.

>>27151513
heroes rise and fall
legends stay
its a dawning of a new age
The only people who stay dead in comics are Bucky, Jason Todd, and Uncle Ben.
and now just uncle ben
beans will return someday
until then he better hope someone doesnt usurp his throne
it seems we have many contestants

>>27151551
Beans is literally right there

>>27151559
he came just after i finished writing it
guess how i feel now mr bloke?

>>27151533
I'm not sure if I should be more concerned with the fact that Anon is dying or that he is too retarded to put two and two together with Sunny.

>>27151578
the hair is a dead giveaway

>>27151533
>“Oh my god, you’re heart’s so slow! What happened?”
“I…”
>Before you can finish, the sound of heavy stomps interrupt you with a following cackle.
“...Did you hear that cackle?”
>“...I know what’s going on. Here, lemme turn you over.”
>She does and takes off your shirt.
“I know we kissed and all, but taking off my cloths already?”
>“What, you want me to buy you dinner, instead?”
“Wait, you’re not actually going to...YOW!”
>A rip of something that was on your skin takes you by surprise.
>You turn around to it, your mind much more clear.
“The hell?”
>You turn back over to find Spidey holding what looks to be…
“Is that a sticker of a cat?”
>She groans.
>“No, it’s disguised as one, but it’s used to drug people. It secretes a type of substance that’s absorbed by the skin. Through a chemical reaction, it creates this drug again and again in your system until the strip is removed.”
“...Shit, I was drugged?”
>“That’s what I just said…here, let’s get you outta here before--”
>Four metallic tendrils burst through the ceiling above, grabbing you by your shirtless body.
>You scream for terror as they start to recoil back up to their place of origin.
>Thinking fast, Spider-Woman quickly shoots two long ropes of web, and pulls you back to her.
>The mechanical arms Only pull harder at this.
>You shriek as you’ve become a piece of tug-of-war between the two, your body stretching far too much than it should.
>Spidey’s pull increases as eventually she not only brings you close to her, but the arms as well.
>With a slip of one arm’s hand, you and and the arm’s (alongside their master) land on the floor with rubble and debris from the ceiling.
>With a growl, the wielder of the mechanically monstrous arms reveals herself.
>“The Doctor is in, dear Anonymous!”
>Doc-Ock’s returned for you.
>You.
>Are.
>Fucked.

>>27151595
>You
>Are
>Fucked
It's funny because sex

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>>27151595
Noice

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>>27151595
>Anon face when something uncomfortable slides out of one of the arms

>>27151586
Two words:
Clark Kent

>>27151533
>>27151595
I'm not Beans, I'm posting what he wrote for you guys from yesterday though. He sends his regards and says that he'll be "back in a matter of two flashes".

Hi misses you all, but he'll be back soon.

>>27151665
superman is faster than a bullet
how many people have seen superman up close and clark kent as well

>>27151674
>in a matter of two Flashes
I get the joke, but how long would "two flashes" be?

>>27151674
Why isn't Beans posting then?

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>>27151674
If not Beans, then who are you?

>>27151713
the hero we need, not the one we want

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>>27151713
If Beans is kill, then it could only be...

>>27151721
BLACK BEANS!

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>>27151748

>>27151706
However long it takes for him to recover.

>>27151709
He probably posted it. Maybe forgot to use his name?

>>27151713
I am his girlfriend.

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>>27151754
>Recover

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>>27151754
>Girlfriend
Well thank you miss for being so based.
For that I will not enact tits or gtfo, and hope my fellow anons won't either.

Also, what has happened to Beans.

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There's something fishy going on

>>27151813
Beans' gf is just him wearing a woman-suit.

I thought Beans didn't have a girlfriend

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A depiction of the Hospital scene from Red's story

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>>27151936
SAVED

Speaking of Red's story.
Hey Red, where was Anon hit exactly in the head?
Was he hit in a spot where some type of recovery is still possible, or is he pretty much buzzard food for good?

>>27151971
Low level communication best case scenario

>>27151789
He got attacked. I'd rather him talk to you about it than me, cause honestly I don't understand the whole thing still.

>>27151813
>>27151859
Well, not really his girlfriend as much as I am a girl who is a friend, whom is also a lesbian that he wants to have sex with. His real girlfriend is a crazy bitch who date rapes him. He told you guys about her, right?

>>27151994
..... So my woman-suit theory is still right?

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>>27151992
You cock

This whole thread has literally become a comic book story

>>27152037
Living the dream

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>>27152037
it's kinda magical in a retarded way

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>>27152045

"This all sounds like a bad comic book plot!"
http://youtu.be/WpRP-hA_LIA
You said it, Spidey

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>>27152037
I know.

>>27152084
It gets worse

>>27152097
You added (Arachnid) in your name.
Suspicious

>>27152114
It fit with the context
Scarlet Spider
Red Arachnid
Not everything I do is aimed to break everybody into tears

>>27151754
>>27151994
Was about to ask"wich gf? the crazy one or the one he likes?" but refrained to do so.

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>>27152136
>not everything I do is aimed to break everybody into tears

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>>27152136
But aren't you Satan?

>>27152144
I'm the one who's not insane who he acted on stage with.

>>27151994
Can you at least tell us the gist of it?

>>27152165
So the play is over then?
And Beans, who has a "crazy bitch who date rapes him", was attacked?

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Wow, between the beginning of these threads and now, we've gone from 60's
>DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
highjinks to Ultimate Comics levels of darkness

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>>27151994
>Beans attacked
Was it a big guy?

>>27152209
If there's only light, we will just go blind and never see anything
The dark is what makes the stars at night beautiful

>>27152241
Too much light will blind you
Too much darkness will consume you

>>27152273
That's why you have me and the others
Everyday something for everyone

>>27151992
So why even bother putting Anon in, only to immediately "kill" him off?

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>>27152295
You know, the whole anon crashing the prom thing reminds me so much of the Electro episode from the New Animated Series.
Did you base any of it off of that?

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>Beans attention whoring by pretending to be a grill because the nth degree of duck sucking he received in these threads wasn't enough.

Getting reaaaaaal tired of your shitty life simulator bullshit Beans.

>>27152420
Don't be a dick.
No one in the world could make this shit up if they wanted to.
>duck sucking

>>27152432
I don't particularly care if it's fake or not
just need more of them sweet, sweet greans

>>27152398
Everyone had Anon in their stories so I figured
Hey, why not? I needed a villain. Sunset needs more guilt. Things just kinda rolled into place
>>27152412
No
I think I've only watched two or three episodes
It was basically just a revenge plot goes wrong

>>27152489
At least let him be able to talk later on, hopefully not like a half retard

>>27152489
Well in the new animated series, there's a party going on at Peter's college
Max goes there to make peace with his bullies, doesn't work out; he runs off, does something stupid, and ends up coming back to the party as electro. Spiderman doesn't make it in time and Max kills a guy before Peter beats him

>>27152517
Just for that venomshimmer will eat him

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>>27152850
>Venom Shimmer will eat him
Out

>>27151992
Not exactly.
There's still a way for Anon to recover that fits with the spider-verse

>>27153153
>Shimbiote

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>>27152489
Your Anon reminds me of Normie Osborn...
He acts a lot like him too...
And he's with spidergirl as well...

>>27152420
Pretty much this

>>27152231
....
Alright, I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty funny

Well then today was a good day. Goodnight Anons

>>27154116
It's been a looooong day, without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I seeee you again

>>27154174
I'm, uh, actually working on a paste for something right now...
I'll throw it out when its done-ish, so people can tell me how much it sucks or whatever.

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>>27154294
Don't worry, they'll probably just ignore you so they can suck beans off some more.
Reading your story would waste precious moments they could use to circlejerk.

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>>27154596

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>>27154596
ah, here's my effort
http://pastebin.com/WUruQ02R

feel free to shit on it, I need the practice and the advice

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>>27151849
>>27152420
>>27152432
I think Gwen-Beans is telling the truth. Beans 'fist' was different, and more aloof, whereas Gwen-Beans is more distant, less personal. Then again, Beans cold be a drama queen, but I'm rarely wrong when it comes to differentiating fists. So either
>A) Gwen-Beans is a big fat phony drama queen
>B) Or she's telling the truth, therefore:
>>i)Beans has a friend whom he is comfortable talking about his /mlp/ adventures, probably because she is also a nor/mlp/erson, who may or may not be a lesbian (prompting the question if beans is actually a grill or not)
>>ii)Or Beans was desperate and driven enough to get this greentext out to his 'devoted fans', so he taught a person he trusts to take his place for a while, teaching them the rules. (Unlikely, considering Gwen-Bean's apparent capabilities.)


>I'm fucking deducing this shit because I'm waiting for my Ritalin to wear off.

>>27154746
or he's just fucking with us for laughs

>>27154753
>>>>>>>>A)Gwen-Beans is a big fat phony drama queen

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>>27154746
>>27154753
Either Beans is taking the piss with us (don't see him going this far with it though)
Or Lady person is telling the truth and Beans is hurt really bad right now, and we're a bunch of buttheads for not believing him

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>>27154741
>Complaint
It feels like the stories going wayyy too fast, not enough time for readers to process everything.
Otherwise, you're good, I need some laughs after Red making me feel too much

>>27154741
I liked it.

>>27154836
yeah, I re-read it and it doesn't quite flow as easily as I'd like
I'll review and edit it when I can, probably saturday and repost it

took a shower and brainstormed some ideas, like what Anon's last name might actually be and I think I've got a thread to follow that would be more interesting than
>Generic Green Text

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>>27154884
fuck my blind eyes, thanks anon
have a... thing.

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>>27154746
>>27154753
>>27154779
>>27154786

Honestly, since the very first thread Beans has been dropping teasers about his personal life into every other goddamned post, and that's what prompted the whole "Beans is so cool real-life Mary-Sue with an edgy anime backstory" worship bullshit because he injects shit that we really didn't need to know into the thread so that people would ask him about it.
Then he pulls the whole "not trying to derail the thread or anything" line and then everyone hops on his dick begging him for more info about his life outside of writing pony-related greentext.

To me it seems that Beans is a Class-A attention whore and he uses these threads to feed his ego, and a few threads back Roommate came back after a stint in the hospital after getting hit by a car. That makes Beans going to hospital now slightly suspect to me, sorta like he's trying to get one-up.

The way I see it, beans is just trying to get everyone hyped up so that when he decides to come back we'll all bend over for him and tell him what a great fucking guy he is. when he's actually been here the whole time just because he likes the attention.

If i;'m wrong and there's proof that this did actually happen then fine, i'l take it back, but until then I say that Beans is a Jessica Nigri-tier attention whore.

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>>27155031

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"This is staring to sound like a bad comic book plot!"

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On the bright side, the excitement is back (or something)
We got over 200 replies in one day

>>27155170
Well done, lads

>>27152420
This

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>>27155157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fog7kBZSsbE

Also still trying to figure out what expies to make the CMCs into (sidekicks is a given, but of who I'm still thinking of) and what to call them.

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Lets keep this gravy train rolling

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>>27155031
It's some really dubious shit I know, but until then I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's just in real need of that one really good-friend-who's-always-there-for-you, something a sane person wouldn't and shouldn't look for around here.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

You know frightens me? This thread will end with Beans. Most writefags will probably leave soon because of all the Beanworship. Others will just get sick of just Beans posting and only the circlejerkers will remain. And one day Beans will just stop posting and no one will want to return to continue their greens, the thread will just die. My suggestion is to stop asking Beans so much about his personal life and encourage the other writefags more. Otherwise one of the most exciting threads here will become the most cancerous write before it dies

from the last thread

>Spider-Woman said, “Hey no need for the light show.”
“Sorry, but I’m not taking any chances.”
>Radiance looked confused as Fili Second asked, “What do you mean?”
“All of you have been trying to get me to go who knows where and you try to use intimidation and force whenever we meet.”
>Radiance looked offended at that.
> “We are the heroes here, dear. We need to protect the civilians from all those nasty ruffians that want to do harm to others.”
>...... Huh?
>Why did that sound familiar?
>Forget that.
>You need to get the information from them now.
“Look, It doesn’t matter if you’re the hero or the villain. I just need to know who were the ones that caused the explosion at the mall yesterday.”
>Spider-Woman said, “Why do you want to know?”
“I want to show my appreciation to them.”
> “Awe, But I thought what we had was special?” she said in fake sadness.
“Make all the jokes you want, but I’m getting the answers I want one way or another even if I beat you into the ground.”
> Spider-Woman flirtily said, “Kinky.”
>You look over at the other two heroes to see them shake their heads.
“I pity you guys for working with her.”
>Radiance groaned as she said, “Please don’t remind us, darling.”
>Ok, now you know you’ve heard that voice before.

>>27155031
not as if his story is outstanding or anything
Says he won't do harem bullshit then forces a bad blowjob scene...

I prefer Red, treppahcs and untitled to him

>>27157126
I'll agree, the beginning part was strong but that stuff with Derpy? Kinda flaccid, pun intended.

I'd rather get a good story than smut.

>>27156854
Aw yis shit is about to go down and it sounds like Rarity is going to be unmasked then from there I don't think it would take Anon too much effort to figure out who the rest are.

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>>27156854
>IT BEGINS

>>27156854
>Spider-Woman said, “But you girls still love me.”
>This is getting out of hand.
“Look, who were the three that almost destroyed the mall last night? That’s all I want to know.”
>They look at each other in a silent conversation.
>Saddle Ranger shakily said, “We don’t know anything about them.”
“What?”
>Radiance said, “We’re as much in the dark as you.”
“Damn, I was banking on you having all the info.”
>Saddle Ranger looked at you surprised and said, “Really?”
“Yeah. Damn, back to square one.”
>Radiance looked apologetic as she said, “I’m sorry, dear.”
>Fili Second just smiled and said, “Maybe you’ll find them later.”
“Yeah maybe…. WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?”
> “Super sonic speed,” she said, still smiling.
>Saddle and Radiance said, “We’re use to it.”
>You groan at that.
>Spider-Woman chuckled and said, “Maybe we could work together. Just think about it.”
>She walked towards you with a sway in her hips and said, “You and me. Side by side, fighting the bad guys, as we explore our relationship a bit more.”
>She’s right in front of you, snaking her arms around you as she said, “Maybe becoming something more.”
>You were going to say something but you heard Radiance say, “Excuse me, Fili. But weren’t you supposed to be patrolling with the others?”
> “Don’t worry. I told them where we are.”
>You had a bad feeling about this.
>The next second something hits your side again.

>>27157126
And thanks

>>27157325
A super model as a secret double-triple agent is kinda wonky but i let it slide.
Now give me some hot superhero on superhero action

>>27157325
And get a trip and update your pastebin you glorious faggot

>>27157521
to be fair, that's not even the weirdest thing in comics

>>27157582
It's updated

>>27157521
Fight or what?

>>27157605
Are you thinking about the Mighty Endowed?

>>27157634
I am thinking about a great number of things

>>27157634
>Fight or what?
However you want to interpret that.

...

I'm jokeing, don't be a bean and force a lewd scene.

Fight fight fight.

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>>27157687
kiss kiss kiss

>>27157687
>>27157691
Kinda thinking about both

http://pastebin.com/WUruQ02R

made some edits
hope this flows a little better

>>27156370
>>27157126
I agree. I think we should start worshiping treppahcs instead. Beans sounds like an angsty lit major, and those guys are crazy and annoying.

>Source: Am lit major.

>>27158251
I kind of agree. treppahcs is currently my favourite story it's nice not seeing the mane 6 as the "always winning super awesome good guys". I seriously hope that treppahcs goes with the idea of the only time the mane 6 get one up on Anon is when he lets them and he makes sure they know that so even then it doesn't feel like a win.

>>27158251
I dont like drama, especially if its around me
I just like an acceptable amount of responce as any writefag

>>27158369
Working on it. Might happen in the next big update i have planned

>>27158251
Please don’t, i want to be treated normally but glad you like the story

>>27158466
>Working on it
My body is ready.

I also agree with the whole not worshipping thing, I can't imagine there is a better way to mess up a writefag I'd guess they'd either feel really uncomfortable or it'd go the their head.

>>27158369
Would you like to see spidershim go bad for awesome superhero fights?

>>27151595
>The hallway is lined with broken, dented lockers of a dark green color.
>Spidey stands facing Doc-Ock, ready to leap to the walls in case her foe tries to catch her off guard.
>She knows that if she moves, she’ll probably be snapped up by the mechanical arms, but maybe she could out maneuver her.
>But if she can’t, she’d be in the metallic arms’ grasp!
>It must be better to wait for the enemy to strike her then, right?
>Doc-Ock’s snarl turns into a toothy grin with a cocky laugh as she starts to catch on that neither she and her foe will make the first move.
>“I’m surprised that fate has let me run not only into my precious target of desire--but that you’ve appeared at the exact same location I was planning to.”
>Spidey scoffs as she pushes you behind her a bit more.
>“Yeah? Well I’m surprised too. Thought I’d at least see you wearing a shirt under your ugly trench coat this time. I mean c ‘mon, Doc, we’re at a school. That coat’s barely covering your girls, girl! At least get a bra or something.”
>The menacing Doctor Octopus does not break her more threatening demeanor.
>“You seemed quite open to letting them remain free during our last meeting, and so did he if I recall,” she says, pointing at you with a metal tendril.
>She chuckles.
>“Nice shirt, if I do say so myself, Anon. You should dress like that more often.”
“But I don’t have a shirt on right now.”
>“That’s the idea,” she says with a hint of flirtiness in her voice.
“Oh….Oh!”
>You blush as you realize what she means.
>Doc-Ock continues to stare down at your protector through her pitch-black lab goggles.
>“I’d say let's take this somewhere else less public, my dearest Spider-Woman, but I’m fairly certain that anyone foolish enough to stay in this hallway…” she taps her chin as she pretends to ponder, “...Oh, I forgot. There aren’t any left in this building except for you all.”

>>27158966
>As Spider-Woman’s hand pushes you back behind her, you can feel how shaky she truly is.
>“Not funny,” she growls.
>You may not be able to see under her crimson mask, but you’re wondering if her face is crimson under it as well.
>Or if you’re fucked.
>That is also a reoccurring thought on your mind right now
>...Probably should be leaving now and start sprinting away from this mad woman with robo-tentacles straight out of hentai....for the second time .
>...
>Saying that this is the second time this has happened only proves you need to leave, doesn’t it?
>Yeah. It does.
“So, uh, can I run away?”
>“If you want to. It’ll only be more fun for me though, Anonymous,” Doc-Ock purrs with a disturbing smile.
“...Spidey, I feel like I need an adult.”
>“Well, there are none in the school right now thanks to her.”
>Doc-Ock takes on an overly sweet tone as she focuses on you even more.
>“I hope you liked the kitten sticker, Anon. It was supposed to make this kidnapping of you a whole lot smoother....until someone grew jealous, that is!”
>At the word ‘jealous’, something snaps in Spidey’s brain.
>“JEALOUS!? I’M NOT JEALOUS! YOU’RE JEALOUS BECAUSE HE MADE OUT WITH ME!”
>She immediately covers her masked mouth with her hands at the information she just blasted out in a rage.
>Doc-Ock’s human fist clench.
>HE DID WHAT!?!?”
>Oh boy.
>Yeah.
>Running time it is, then.
>She’s pissed.
>You waste no time preparing to sprint off.
>When you’re about five feet away from the villain, one of her arms begins to move so it can snatch you up.

>>27158966
>>27158984
That's all for now. I'm not gonna for him again today, but will come back tomorrow. He'll be back soon. I'd say the next day or two, maybe.

Ciao.

>>27159030
good shit, thanks for the post

Femanon dead?

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>>27159467
Femanon's been dead for a while

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I wonder what Beans will say when he comes back and sees that everyone hates him now

>>27159809
Yea, he died from an overdose of chronic faggotry

Why can't we all get along?
Bitches

>>27159873
chronic faggotry? that stuffs hereditary right?

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>>27159857
>Writefag that keeps the thread alive gets attacked
>Attention whore

Only on 4chan

>>27159942
yeah, sure


i respect and enjoy his work but the amount of circlejerking he gets is absurd
i dont blame him for anything
i just blame everybody else for being so obsessed

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>>27159809
It still hurts.

>>27159884
cause we're all a bunch of faceless cunts

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>>27160063
>Spider-bloke face reveal

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>>27160082
>It was actually a social experiment

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>>27159942
he posted way less green than he does black, thats not how this whole writefagging is supposed to go

repostan' for comments
http://pastebin.com/WUruQ02R

>>27160429
I think it's a good start. Keep doing what you think you should do

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>>27159942
>Burned half the replies on two separate threads so he could post his reviews of the first two EQG movies
>Posted pictures of himself for no reason other than to show everyone what looked like.
>Constantly adding tidbits about his life to posts to encourage people to talk about him.
>Told everyone about how he's an actor and is absolutely drowning in pussy because of it.
>Deliberately steered a thread into being a discussion about his "super dark and edgy Anime OC, Donut Steel" backstory.
>"Hey guise! I'm writing an MLP movie script!"
>"For serious guise!"
>"It's about rape! Isn't that cool!?"
>"Guise! Pay attention to me!"
>Somehow not an attentionwhore simply because he provided green back before the threads took off.

Yeah fuck off, when more than 60% of a "Writefag's" posts are /soc/-tier bullshit it's safe to say they're an attentionwhore.

>>27158984
He just sent me a new one one right now.

>“Oh no you won’t!” Spider-Woman shouts.
>With great speed, she whips out her arms straight in front of her and fires a gooey web from her wrist.
>With the impact of a punch hitting Doc in her face with a globby ball of thick webbing, she’s blinded by the sticky and thick material.
>She shouts in frustration trying desperately to remove it so she may see.
>At least half of her four mechanical arms manage to take it off with a cringe-inducing “RRRRIIIIPP!!!”
>Must’ve been like ripping off a big plaster off from your face.
>Ouch.
>With her visibility no longer hindered, she growls when she sees you and Spidey fleeing down the hallway.
>Despite the fact that you’ve seen Spider-Woman run at least 30 mph, she runs next to you as Doc-Ock stampedes down the hall like a lion...a lion with robo-tentacles and legs tearing everything up that’s around her, that is.
>You’re pretty worried at this point, as is your partner.
>“Any reason why Doc-Ock’s chasing you for the second time?” Spidey yells over the sound of your chaser’s carnage through the hallway.
>You answer with the best theory on your mind.
“I don’t know! I think she’s seriously wanting to keep me as a sex slave this time! Like, for real!”
>You can practically feel Spidey’s ‘dafuq?’ face under her mask as she tilts her head in confusion.
>“...You sure you’ve never had any girlfriends? This is the third time I’ve saved you from sexual assault and potential kidnapping.”
“….Is it really that easy to tell I’ve never had a girlfriend?”
>“Uh…”
>“Anonymous needs no girlfriend except for me, whether he likes it or not!”
>“Maybe we should sit and chat at lunch instead of kidnapping, then? I heard that leaves a great first impression on guys!”
>Doc roars as she flings a trash bin at the running Spidey.
>With inhuman reflexes, she doesn’t even have to look to kick it away so she doesn’t trip.

>>27161178
He did? That's not like him. He's very shy whenever I see him out. I'm not kidding when I say he apologizes for every joke he makes because he's scared of seeing people angry. Don't tell him I said this, but I think it was because he was raped when he was young.

It's hard to imagine him doing the things you just said. Can you please direct me to where he did those? I would like to see what else he did if you wouldn't mind.

>>27161458
yey
poor anon

>>27161472
See this? This has got to be Beans actively fucking with us for laughs

>>27161499
No, seriously. I want to see the things he posted. Could someone please help me with this?

>>27161458
"Oh yeah? Well here's web in your eye!"

>>27161472
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Spider-Shim%20and%20her%20Amazing%20Friends/

knock yourself out

also why does he send them to you instead of posting them directly?

>>27161659
I should've of explained this earlier. He's using someone else's computer and doesn't want them to see his history. He's only using Google Docs from his Google account, then he sends it to me. If he made a typo, I'll usually fix it for him, but he doesn't know that.

I also copy and pasted the link, but I don't know what to click to open one of the threads up, or which one to click on. I don't want to sound needy, but I don't really know how this works.

>>27161788
Nevermind. Figured it out.

>>27158098
I thought it was good before, but I can definitely notice a marked improvement. I hope you keep going!

>>27162100
ah, thank you!

I definitely will, probably tomorrow, depending on when I wake up!
I want to explore Anon's background, Sunsets interactions with him, his interaction with Spidey, and of course, more villains!

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>>27161472
>>27161508
>>27161788

I'm no detective, but this is really starting to tip my bullshit detectors.

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>>27161788

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Would you a symbiote, /mlp/?

>>27163250
*sweats nervously)

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>>27163275
that's not a no...

>>27163793
The tongue I'm ok with...
The teeth?
Nope, no no

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>>27164125
That's coward-talk, bloke, and I won't stand for it!

Besides, how could you say "no" to that winning smile, huh?

>>27164185
B-but I'm scared she'll bite muh spiderhood

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>>27164217
That's what the two foot long tongue is for, silly!
Besides, lookit that symbi-booty!

>>27161472
Came here for SpiderShim, not some dudes life story.

>>27164290
That is a nice symbiote butt..

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>>27164290
Venomshimmer would totally wear that suit like a cat suit, every curve, every bump visible even nipples.

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>>27164353
Besides, technically, if you romance a symbiote and wear it, you're always holding hands together!

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>>27164400
The problem with romancing a symbiote though...
They're very....
Clingy

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>>27164433
>cling is a problem
Sir, your taste... is shameful.

>>27161788
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel for excuses man.

>>27161472
>Don't tell him I said this
You do realize he can just open the thread, scroll up and see for himself what you said, right? Also this seems too personal to be legit js you're either really inconsiderate or really dumb.

All you guys dont know how bait works.
Just respond to his green, and ignore the rest if its cringy

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>>27165281
Dear god, this whole situation is unbelievably ridiculous. I want to shrug it off and laugh but it's on such a level that you can only marvel at it. You/Beans, whoever the fuck you are, you're really killing me and everyone else here. What have you made this thread into. So, how've you guys been involved in your mlp-related hobbies?

>>27165634
No feeding trolls...

>>27157325
>Be Sunset in a Spider-Woman outfit.
>And you just saw Rainbow Dash, aka Zapp, punch Zeus away from you.
>You almost had him.
>You hear Zapp say, “Got ya, you bastard.”
>You groan at her and shake your head.
“Zapp, what the hell?”
>She looked at you, confused, and said, “I saw an opening and took it. Why’re so mad?”
“I was trying to persuade him to come peacefully, but you ruined it.”
>She gave you a deadpan look and said, “Really? It looked to me that you were trying to score with him.”
>You’re glad no one can see your face or they would see you as red as your costume.
“I-I was trying to seduce him, ok.”
> “Sure you weren’t.”
>You would’ve replied but someone said, “SSSSPPPPIIIDDDEEERRR-WWWOOOOMMMAAANNNN.”
>You and your friends turn to see a man wearing a blue suit with blonde hair.
“Hydroman.”
>This day couldn’t get any worse.
>He started to laugh as he said, “Finally, I’ll have my revenge on you Spider-Woman.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do? Like a hobby?”
> “Oh, I’ll have all the time of that when you’re-”
>A voice interrupts him saying, “I’m back.”
>Hydro Man lights up as he screams.
>He falls down revealing Zeus, his visor broken, behind him with his hand raised.
>Fili Second smiled as she said, “I see what you did there.”
>Zeus lowered his arm and said, “Now where were we?”


Gonna update through out the day. Just a heads up

>>27166020
yay, updates are always scarce on the weekends
but did you just make a supervillain to be defeated within half a post?

>>27166038
Never liked hydroman as a kid and wanted Anon to have one villian fall before my plan

>>27163250
Is this from agent venom?
I read way too few comic books

Maybe we could set up a Sync with Spidey comics?

>>27166020
>Fili Second said, “You were getting a bit depressed over the fact we didn’t know who those people were from the mall last night.”
>You hear him mumble, “Thanks.”
>You would have laughed but Zapp said, “Ok, so Wet Willy is down so taking this guy down will be easy.”
>Zeus scoffs at her and said, “You were taken down pretty easy the first time around.”
>Zapp yells, “T-That was a fluke. You couldn’t do that a second time-”
>You see him launch himself forward and punch Zapp in the face, sending her flying deeper into the alleyway with Zeus following.
>Zapp staggers a little as Zeus gets close to her.
>She throws a punch that he sidesteps and kicks her with his right leg.
>Zapp hits a wall as Zeus grabs a trash can and raised it above him.
>Zapp yelps and said, “Ow. I’m gonna-”
>He threw the trash can at her sending her to the ground.
>Zeus walked towards her calmly as something hit his back.
>He turned around and saw that Mistress Marvelous was behind him.
>She grabs a couple of horseshoes and holds them as makeshift claws.
>Zeus raises both his fists in front of him as he slowly walks towards her.
“This isn’t gonna work.”
>Marvelous jumped at him as she raised her fist, ready to strike.
>He moves to the side as he punches her back.
>She stumbles towards Zapp, who got back up, and said, “You ok Zapp?”
>Zapp replied, “Yeah, I’m fine but let’s get him.”
>Marvelous turned to face Zeus and said, “Fine but we have to work together.”
>Zapp looks ahead of her and paled as she said, “That sneaky bastard.”
>Marvelous said, “What?”

>>27166020
You included hydroman?
Noice.
>Hydroman gets rekt
He was an asshole in the show anyway