what did you learn today?

>>27141538
>Implying I know what friendship can be

Nothing, as usual

>>27141538
Can't cuck the Chuck.

>>27141538
I learned that drinking before noon makes you irritable and question life.
And I also learned that doing this with a gun in the house can cause you to negligently discharge a rifle through your house.

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>>27141547
ANONYMOUS B. WONDERFUL, YOU'VE HAD 6 FUCKING YEARS TO WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE

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>>27141547
>tfw no one will share its magic with me

>>27141538
How to shitpost on /g/

>>27141578
Why is there no friends in this basement of mine where I live in?

>>27141594
That literally takes zero effort.

>>27141538
The Ottoman Empire a shit.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!

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>>27141710

Learned how to shitpost.

>>27141538
Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that OP is a huge flaming dick-witted fucknugget.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

P.S.
He also likes wieners.

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>>27141538
The fact that I can't change a single thing in my already easy life to make it better ,beacuse I probably have a mentall ilness ,hardcore autism ,depression or something like that. But tomorrrow I woke up again with a desire inside me to make everything better just to fail again.

>>27141757
What do you do for a living?

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>>27141757

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>>27141584
>no big adventures, tons of gloom

>>27141772
I currently studying as an agrocultural technician. I have a pretty easy life since my family is considered as an upper(ish)-middle class in my country.

>>27141832
>a rotten heart
>soul where faith can't bloom

>>27141940
>sharing sorrows its a painful thing

>>27141538
I began to dislike writing.
I have no idea why. Just out of the blue wherever I see my green folder, I want to kill myself.

>>27142026
>And paranoia will make it all complete

>>27142026
>And paranoia is choking you like leather ring

>>27142129
>>27142072
why paranoia tho?

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>>27141538
What happened behind the door of Principle skinners kitchen door.

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>>27141538
There really are people out there who will support you.

>>27142196
Next stage of depression.

I learned, for the 9001st time, that my customers are idiots.

>>27141538
How to find the characteristic equation of a function with repeated roots with eigenvectors and eigenvalues.

>>27141538
Today I learned that some people can get really butthurt over others taking an early lunch, and that they will not let that shit go.

>>27141538
Doing more than what is asked of you still not counts as not following directions.

>>27141538
I learned that it's not okay. It's never okay.

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RTLO file extension spoofing t. hacker

>>27141566
Someone had an interesting day today.

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>>27141538
I didn't learn anything!

>>27143713
wtf is that

>>27141538
Perhaps i shouldn't of drank 1.5 liters of wine last night.

>>27141538
"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word for a face that badly needs a punch.

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My morbid sense of humor may get me in trouble when surrounded by liberals.

>>27147767
My transphobic cisgendered red blooded white oppressor.

>>27141538
When a single anti Kim Jong Il graffiti was found in Pyongyang, North Korea, in 2011, they locked down the entire city for 3 days.

1 out of 42 boys and 1 in 189 girls are diagnosed with autism in the U.S.

>>27141538
i learned nothing. absolutely nothing.


i have done nothing productive all day.

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>>27147807
me too, I've already miss going to school again

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>>27147961
I've been out of school for 6 years now and It has been glorious Although I miss seeing all my friends everyday

>>27142227
Today I learned that fucking Pugna can give health to allies with his ult