Would you hi-five her?

>>27139246
From this perspective I might as well have been falling from the second floor

>>27139246
Like I'm going to fall for the Quazolian High Five of Death.

No ID do this
http://pastebin.com/3gwUWJ1m

>>27139246
Does Twily want upsies?

Bitch, I don't even like cartoon mini horses and I'd not leave that cunt hanging.

>>27139246
I'd hi-five her with my dick.

>>27139246
I'd put her across my lap, spank and fingerfuck her.

>>27139246
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>>27139246
>you will never crush tiny twiggy underneath your immense weight
>you will never wreak havoc on canterlot high as a kaiju
>you will never keep your waifu safe from the destruction as she rides ontop of your head, overseeing the chaos

>>27139246
I'd hi-five her all right.
As in, i'd put my penis inside her vagina and proceed to move my waist in a pumping motion repeatedly until ejaculation, if you catch my drift.

>>27139246
Up above AND down below

>>27139476
Why live?

>>27139246
Why is Twi a womanlet?

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>>27139246
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdrdsqUiZgs

>>27139269
It's Quarnozian, a-and it's not real.
Just let her high five you.

>>27139593
Because any woman under 6' is shit and she's shit, so it just makes sense

>>27139783
>not liking short girls
confirmed for gay

>>27139795
>liking womanlets
Confirmed for shrimpdick

>>27139803
There is literally nothing wrong with short girls

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>>27139783
Nigga, womanlets are cute.

>>27139795
What's the matter Frodo, can't handle a woman who can sit you on her shoulders?

>>27139809
shorter girls are cuter m8, hating them is just plain gay

>>27139817
If I wanted to look at dwarves I'd go to /tg/

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>>27139807
>adagio is 5'1"
>Anon is like 5'3"
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>27139853
Plus she has high heels on. And the hair.


So it's closer to 4'8"