ITT: Pick one

Is no legs one still leaves me with a dick?

>>27118309
No legs, because I don't need them to hold my waifu. Plus they could make me some robotic satyr legs so that'd be neat.

>>27118309
No arms X10000

>>27118311
You still have you dick with both

No legs.
I'm sure they have magic prosthetics.

I'd probably go with no arms. I mean, nobody else has arms either.

>>27118342
Dragons and Griffons do.

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No legs. I could get some magic replacement or alternative.

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>>27118309
As long as i have a dick i can press both since I would crawl my way to the pone puss

>>27118309
No legs without hesitation.
I'd use it as an excuse to be in the library H24 and emotionally blackmail Twilight into helping me learn magic/find a way for me to have magic.

Thanos the mad titan won't got shit on me once i'm done with Equestria.

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>>27118309
>no legs
>have excuse to ride around upon waifu

>>27118309
Lieutenant Dan me.

>>27118309
no legs, I hate how big my calves are anyway

>>27118432
This

No legs.
No arms would be hell for everyday tasks.
Atleast you could still eat and use a wheel chair with prosthetics with no legs.

>>27118309
>>27118505
This
Why is it even a question? Anyone would rather be on a wheelchair still having his dick and his pride, rather than having ponies wiping your ass while you can't even fap.

>>27118311
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>>27118505
Plot twist: you appear in the middle of the Everfree forest, with no knowledge of which way you need to crawl to get to the nearest town.

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>>27118595

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>>27118309
Implying you wouldn't get kick ass steampunk prosthesis whichever you choose.

>>27118309
I press both at the same time

>give up legs
>get prosthetics in Equestria
>get to choose whether to walk upright or walk on your hands and become a fake horse
>get to change at will like a Transformer
>Coming in season 7: Transformers / Anon in Equestria / MLP crossover

>>27118309
definitely no legs. hands have various uses, ponies would like them and their functionality and perhaps, with some help of magic, i could get my very own pair of hoves so i'd become a true anthrofag

>>27118595
no worries. zigger/shy ex machina to the rescue

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>needing arms

>>27118309
>No legs
You ain't got no legs
LT. DAN
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this picture always makes me laugh

>>27118309
No legs.

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>>27118595
>zecora senses the magic flux when you enter the world, finds you and drags you to her hut and gives you a pity fuck.

>>27118309
Jokes on you, i have a third leg between my old ones

>>27118309

No arms.

I won't have them as a pony either way

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